Thunder: Hello and welcome to The Pikachu and Mew Show random nothingness special!

Thunder and Mew: YAY! Random nothingness!

Mew: Today we have a super fantastic set of guests!

Thunder: Who do we have?

Mew: Ummmmm.... I don't really know. It's a surprise.

Mew Two: Indeed. Would you like your first guest?

Thunder and Mew: YEAH!

Mew Two: All right then. Your first guest is Giovanni's Mom.

(She walks onto the stage)

Mew: Hi!

Thunder: Word.

Giovanni's mom: Hello dearies! How are you today?

Mew: Great! I hope you're doing well.

Giovanni's mom: I am! You'll never guess what happened the other day!

Thunder: What happened?

Giovanni's mom: Well, I like to go to the orphanage and visit the orphans on mondays and for the last few weeks I brought Giovanni with me since the children wanted to meet my son.

Mew: Cool.

Giovanni's mom: It was. Any way, Giovanni was so nice to all the sweet little orphans. It was so nice to see him doing something good for a change.

Thunder: I bet.

Giovanni's mom: Yeah. So any way, we were there for an hour or so when it was time to go, but the children didn't want us to since they decided that Giovanni was so much fun.

Thunder: "Giovanni" and "fun" don't go together.

Giovanni's mom: You'd think that, but they really did have a nice time. Giovanni read them stories and told them why they didn't need lots of toys to be happy.

Mew Two: Is this story going somewhere?

Giovanni's mom: Of course it is, honey.

Mew Two: *sigh*

Giovanni's mom: Any way, I was so proud of Giovanni! He was being so nice to those poor children. Well, the monday before last, I went alone and they all asked where he was and I said he had to work that day, but that I'd bring him next time. Most of the kids were fairly indifferent to the news, but one little girl was so sad! And when I told Giovanni, he didn't believe me! But when we went back, she told him herself and he was so flattered! Someone actually wanted him around! I was so surprised!

(Thunder and Mew laugh)

Giovanni's mom: I WAS surprised! Any way, I told Giovanni since she was so nice to him that he should at least help her out. He tried to insist that he hated children, but I knew him better than that, so I told him that he ought to adopt her.

Thunder: Suzuka teaching 4th grade... Her seeing Giovanni... It all makes sense now! Giovanni is taking 4th grade over again!

Mew: You idiot! Giovanni's mom made him adopt that little girl and she's in Suzuka's class!

Thunder: Oh! I guess THAT makes sense.

Mew Two: That's the big secret?

Mew: Yep!

Mew Two: Weak!

Thunder: I can't believe the government let him take care of a kid. That's messed up.

Giovanni's mom: It's not. He was trying to do something nice for that sweet little girl.

Mew: Do we have her here!? Do we have her here!?

Mew Two: Maybe, maybe not.

Mew: I wanna know! New guest!

Thunder: Okay. Bye Giovanni's mom! Thanks for the info!

Giovanni's mom: Any time sweeties! Bye!

(She walks off the stage)

Mew Two: Your next guest is Giovanni.

Mew: Yay!

(They look to stage right where he should enter from, but he doesn't come out. After a minute or so of waiting, Kem drags him out by the ear.)

Kem: You sit and do this interview!

Giovanni: Fine!

Thunder: Thank you, Kem!

Kem: That's why I'm here.

(She goes backstage)

Mew: Hi Vanni! We hear you adopted an orphan.

Giovanni: Mother made me.

Thunder: What's her name?

Giovanni: Her name is Andrea.

Mew: Funny! That's Kem's middle name!

Mew Two: That's probably why she picked it when she wrote this, Mew.

Mew: Oh yeah!

Thunder: ANY WAY, that was real nice of you Giovanni!

Giovanni: So I hear.

Mew Two: I can't believe the government let you be legally responsible for the life of another human being- especially a child.

Giovanni: Ha ha ha. Jerk. I'll have you know that parenting isn't that hard.

(They all laugh)

Giovanni: What?

Mew: That sounds funny coming out of you.

Thunder: Say it again!

Giovanni: Grrr... Lets talk about something else now!

Mew: Okay! Lets get a new guest out, and you stay!

Mew Two: Okay. Your next guest is Shiro.

(He walks onto the stage)

Mew: Hi!

Thunder: Hello.

Giovanni: *sigh*

Shiro: Hi Mew. Hi Thunder. Hi Giovanni. How are you today?

Mew: We're good. How are you?

Shiro: Pretty good. I finally got Karen to stop harassing me!

Thunder: How'd you do that?

Shiro: Actually, I didn't do anything really. I just wouldn't help her when this guy at our base started harassing her. She's so busy hiding from him, she has no time to bug me.

Mew: Great! Ask a question, Giovanni!

Giovanni: Ummm... Okay... Do you want a job, Shiro?

Shiro: Not really. I like being a gundam pilot.

Giovanni: Okay.

Thunder: You know, Vanni, that question sucked.

Shiro: May I ask a question?

Mew: Of course you can! We love you!

Shiro: Okay. Will you guys come to my birthday party?

Mew: Of course! When is it?

Shiro: It's on friday.

Thunder: Cool. We'll be there.

Shiro: What about you, Giovanni?

Giovanni: Me? I don't do birthday parties. I'll send a present via the cat and rat.

Shiro: I don't want any presents. I just want everyone to come. Even Mew Two.

Giovanni: I hate parties.

Mew Two: Me too.

Mew: Oh no you don't.

Giovanni's mom: (From the audience) You'll go to that party and you'll like it. Both of you.

Giovanni: But mother!

Mew Two: Yeah, Giovanni's mom! That's not fair!

Giovanni's mom: But nothing. It is too fair.

(Giovanni pouts in his chair. Mew Two shakes his head. Thunder, Mew, and Shiro try not to laugh)

Shiro: Great! (Pulling out a sheet of paper) Now the only ones left on my list are Darien, Michelle, Gene, and Suzuka.

Mew: Did you invite Goku?

Shiro: Of course!

Thunder: Vegeta too?

Shiro: I called him first!

Mew: Sweet!

Mew Two: You know what'd be even better?

Mew: If we made his party a special for TPAMS?

Mew Two: I was going to say if we moved on with the show, but that's cool too.

Thunder: Can we put your party on TV, Shiro?

Shiro: Of course!

Mew: How old are you going to be?

Shiro: 24.

Thunder: You're old!

Mew: No he's not. He's got nothing on me.

Mew Two: You're also 1600 years old.

Mew: Not yet! You be quiet, junior!

(He glares at her)

Thunder: Any way, what else is new, Shiro?

Shiro: Well..... Not much.

Mew: Did you and Thunder ever go to "The Club" like you were supposed to?

Shiro: Yeah....

Mew: How'd that go?

Thunder: You don't want to know.

Mew: Yeah I do!

Shiro: Well....

Lightning: (sticking his head out from backstage) He won the karoke contest and went through the buffet line 4 times. Then he started talking to the bartender and he wouldn't stop. The poor bartender had to resort to the "Look over there!" trick to escape. Then we left.

Mew: Thanks Lightning!

Lightning: (sticking his head out from backstage) Any time.

(He goes back stage)

Mew: Did you make any friends?

Shiro: Not really. No one else wanted to talk about books. And that's all I know about.

Mew: Oh, Shiro! You're so confused! No one reads any more!

Mew Two: I do.

Mew: You don't count!

Thunder: What Mew means is, you need to get some new interests.

Shiro: Like what?

Mew: You could take up snowboarding.

Shiro: I nearly killed myself doing that.

Thunder: What about video games?

Shiro: They are too hard. I always quit before I get any where.

Giovanni: What about stamp collecting?

(Everyone looks at him.)

Giovanni: I'll just not talk, then.

Mew: *sigh*

Thunder: Uhhhh.... Ignore that, Shiro. Why don't you play a sport?

Shiro: I always get hurt. Even if it isn't a contact sport. I got taken to the emergency room after I played mini golf with my parents once...

Mew: Awww... You're hopeless. But we love you any way!

(She gives him a hug)

Shiro: Ummmm.... Thanks....

Mew: Well, we have to get to a new guest now.

Shiro: Okay. I'll see you later. Bye!

(He walks off the stage)

Mew Two: Your next guest is Sonic the hedgehog.

Mew: REALLY!? Oh my gosh! That is so cool!

(He walks onto the stage)

Mew: Hi Sonic!

Sonic: Hi.

Thunder: What's up?

Sonic: Not a lot. What about you?

Mew: Not much here either. How are all your friends doing?

Sonic: Good.

Thunder: Have you saved the world lately?

Sonic: A few times.

Giovanni: You don't look like a hedgehog.

Sonic: How do you know?

Giovanni: Hedgehogs were digging up my flowers and I had them exterminated. You don't look like any of them.

Mew Two: Maybe the chemicals they used to exterminate them mutated one into the blue monstrosity you see before you.

Mew: TWO! Be nice! You too, Giovanni.

Giovanni: Fine.

Thunder: So, what's the deal with Shadow?

Sonic: He thinks he's the "ultimate life form". He's just a twisted, creepy, messed up science experiment if you ask me.

Mew Two: 1. I'M the ultimate life form and 2. I'M also a "twisted, creepy, messed up science experiment" so watch what you say about that around me.

Sonic: I didn't mean to insult you. You're a very nice science experiment.

Mew Two: That's better.

Giovanni: I still think you're twisted, creepy, and messed up, Mew Two.

Mew Two: I didn't ask you.

Mew: ENOUGH! Lets get on with the show. Do you have any more question for Sonic, Thunder?

Thunder: No. He's such an awesome guest and we have nothing to say to him.

Mew: Okay. We'll call you back if we think of anything.

Sonic: Okay. Bye!

Thunder and Mew: BYE!

(He runs off the stage)

Mew Two: Next up is Darien and Michelle.

Mew: Why'd you call them out together?

Mew Two: They're more fun that way. Screaming and fighting is good for ratings.

Thunder: Good plan!

(They walk onto the stage.)

Mew: Hi guys.

Thunder: Hello...

Michelle: Hi Thunder. Hi Mew. Hi Giovanni.

Darien: Hi.

Mew: What's wrong, Darien?

Michelle: He's being stupid, as usual.

Darien: Shut up, Michelle.

Mew: What happened now?

(Neither of them say anything. They just avoid making eye contact. You hear 2 loud sighs from backstage. Blossom and Brick fly out.)

Blossom: Allow us to explain since these 2 are acting even more immature than Brick.

Brick: Yeah! Wait a second!

Blossom: I was just kidding.

Brick: Oh! Continue then.

Blossom: Yesterday, me, Brick, Darien, Michelle, and Lightning were eating lunch at "The Happy Pikachu Dinning Establishment" when Lightning asks what everyone's been up to lately.

Brick: I tell him about how I got a B+ on the math test-

Blossom: I got an A+.

(She sticks her tongue out. He just glares at her)

Brick: ANY WAY, I was telling him that, Blossom bragged about her A -

Blossom: A+, Brick.

Brick: Shut up and let me talk, Blossom.

Blossom: Stop being bitter!

Brick: I'm not bitter!

Blossom: You are to!

Brick: I'm not!

Mew: STOP FIGHTING AND FINISH THE STORY!

Brick: Okay. So then Darien tells him about his new car and Michelle says something about how she went to see some movie with Tenchi. Lightning says "Why don't you just marry him already." and we all laugh. She yells at him like she always does when Darien says "It's not his fault you're obsessed with Tenchi, so stop yelling at him". She gets really mad and starts yelling at him. Blossom tries to stop the fighting, but she can't. Lightning laughs because he thinks it's funny and I just hide under the table so no one can see me.

Blossom: I hid too! And then when they finally stopped, they weren't speaking to each other.

Darien: That's because she's not worth the energy it takes to speak.

Michelle: And you are?

Mew: Stop that!

Giovanni: I'm going to have to agree with Lightning and say that this IS funny.

Mew: It is not!

Thunder: It is, kinda.... But you 2 really should put that behind you and be friends.

Darien: No thanks. She's not worth it.

Michelle: I hate you!

Darien: The feeling is more than mutual.

Mew: STOP IT! YOU'RE BOTH BEING STUPID! You know as well as I do that you like each other and are just in denial, so stop bickering!

(They both look at Mew)

Darien: I think you're great, Mew, I really do, but you're a little confused. No... A lot confused.

Michelle: I think she's nuts.

Thunder: Me too.

Mew: Fine, but when you get married don't say I didn't warn you.

(Darien shakes his head. Michelle rolls her eyes.)

Michelle: I know that's not what we're here to talk about.

Thunder: Right. So, what's new?

Michelle: Well, Brick and I went to the mall yesterday and you'll never guess who we ran into!

Darien: Tenchi?

Michelle: If I were speaking to you, I'd tell you that you're right. He was there with Meilin and Sakura.

Thunder: Yeah?

Michelle: Yep. Then we all went and got ice cream.

Brick: Yeah! I got cookies and cream!

Thunder: Mmmmm....

Mew: What about you, Darien?

Darien: Not much. I got a new car.

Thunder: Is it a nice car?

Darien: I think so.

Blossom: Tell them about Stanley!

Mew: Who's Stanley?

Darien: Blossom's cat.

Blossom: Yep! I got a cat!

Mew: Neat! You named him Stanley?

Blossom: Yep!

Thunder: That's nice.

Mew: Why'd you name him Stanley?

Blossom: I thought it sounded like a fun name.

Mew: It is! I like it.

Thunder: Is that all you guys have going on?

Darien: Yeah. Life has been rather slow lately.

Michelle: I'll let you know when something interesting happens.

Mew: First?

Michelle: Like always!

Thunder: Okay. You guys can go then. Thanks for coming!

(Darien, Blossom, Brick, and Michelle walk off the stage)

Mew Two: Your next guest is a brand new one. He was brought to us by Kem's brother Tim. He's from a show called Zoids. Please welcome... Bit.

Thunder: No way! If you're watching Tim, you rock!

(Bit walks onto the stage)

Mew: Hi Bit!

Bit: Hello.

Thunder: What's up?

Bit: Nothing much. What about you?

Mew: Same. So, Bit, why don't you tell us about yourself.

Bit: Okay. I play the pilot of the zoid Ligar on the show Zoids.

Thunder: Okay, but what about the REAL Bit.

Bit: Ummmm..... There's not much to tell.

Mew: Really?

Bit: Yeah. I have a cat.

Thunder: What's it's name?

Bit: Ligar. I named him after my zoid.

Mew: Do you read books?

Bit: I love reading!

Thunder: Have you ever met Shiro?

Bit: Yeah! I talk about books with him all the time!

Mew: Figures. Bit, sweetheart, you need to get a life. We tell Shiro this all the time and he insists that he's fine, but you're not. You're really not. You're both nerds and me and Thunder really want to help you.

Bit: And how exactly do you plan to do that?

Thunder: Two words. "Night Club".

Bit: I really don't like night clubs-

Mew: We didn't ask, honey. Now, since "The Club" didn't help Shiro, we'll have Lightning take you to one of his hang outs. Okay?

Bit: Okay.....

Mew: Awesome! Well, you run along and pick out a nice outfit, okay? Bye!

Thunder: Bye!

(A very confused Bit walks off the stage.)

Mew Two: What's wrong with reading?

Thunder: Reading isn't cool.

Mew: Unless it's for school! Do your homework kids!

Mew Two: You know, if you 2 don't stop calling reading "nerdy" the network is going to force you to have a mandatory story time every day.

Mew: Eeeeewwww!

Thunder: With books?

Mew Two: Lots of books.

Thunder: Did we say reading was nerdy?

Mew: We meant reading was awesome! Go read a book after TPAMS, okay? Good! Lets have the next guest-

Giovanni: May I say something?

Thunder: You've been awfully quiet, so why not?

Giovanni: You're both insane and I think you need help.

Mew: Excuse me mister "I went to therapy 3 times a week for 9 years". You aren't allowed to talk about being crazy.

Giovanni: Fine. Send out your next guest then. I was just trying to make conversation. This is the last time I'LL ever do that.

Mew Two: That's fantastic (sarcasm). Any way, your next guest is Davis.

(He walks on to the stage.)

Mew: Hi Davis!

Davis: Hi Mew. Hi Thunder. What's up?

Thunder: Nothing really. What about you?

Davis: Not much.

Mew: How is that possible? You've always got something going on.

Davis: I've been hiding in my house lately. I've been reading and doing my homework.

Thunder: Why?

Davis: I'm avoiding Madison. I realized the only place I can hide form her is my house. My grades are much improved, but if I read another book I'm going to cry.

Mew: Why are you avoiding Madison?

Davis: She's getting real clingy. She won't give me any space. It's horrible!

Giovanni: Why don't you just tell her that?

Davis: That would hurt her feelings. I don't want to do that.

Giovanni: Who care about her feelings. You need to worry about Davis.

Davis: But.... That'd be mean.

Mew: Giovanni is mean. Ignore him.

Giovanni: Fine. Have it your way.

Thunder: So you've been hiding in your house doing homework?

Davis: Yeah. My grades were awesome last trimester. But it's SO boring. I wish there was a way I could get her to not be so clingy.

Mew: Well, maybe you should get her to have a crush on someone else.

Davis: How do you expect me to do that?

Mew: Ummmmmm...... I've got it! Mew Two, call Madison and some of Davis' male friends.

Thunder: Mew, what are you doing?

Mew: We're going to play a game.

Mew Two: Madison and Ken are already here. Who else should I call?

Mew: Ummmmm... Li, T.K., Jim, Ash, and Richie.

Davis: I don't like the sound of this....

Giovanni: Neither do I.

Mew: It'll be super fun!

Davis: What game are we playing?

Mew: You'll see. In the mean time, get Ken and Madison out here.

Mew Two: Fine.

(Ken and Madison walk onto the stage.)

Madison: HI EVERYONE!

Ken: Hello.

Mew: Hi. What's up?

Ken: Not much. I've been studying with Davis.

Madison: You guys have been studying a lot lately...

(Ken and Davis look at each other. )

Madison: If I didn't know better, I'd thing you were avoiding me.

(They both look down at the floor.)

Thunder: Uhhhh.... What have you been up to lately Madison?

Madison: Since Davis was so busy, I started writing my biography. It's called "Madison: My best friend was a stuffed animal". However, that's only a working title. I might change it.

Mew: Neat. Is it about how Sakura treated you like dirt and made you hang out with Kero?

Madison: Yeah. And then I talk about how I met you guys and how you helped me meet Davis-

(Davis falls out of his chair.)

Madison: Oh! Are you okay, Davis!?

Davis: (Getting back in his chair) I'm okay.

Mew Two: The people you requested will be here shortly.

Mew: Thanks a bunch!

Ken: Speaking of that, what are you plotting, Mew?

Mew: Nothing bad. We're just going to play a game.

Madison: What kind of game?

Mew: A fun game.

Davis: Fun to you or fun to us?

Mew: Probably more me than you.

Davis: I don't think I want to play....

Mew: Of course you do! Send them out when they get here, Two.

Mew Two: Okay.

Thunder: Any way, what else is new with you guys?

Madison: It's almost Davis' birthday!

Mew: Really? When is it?

Madison: Friday.

Mew: Fun! That's Shiro's birthday too!

Thunder: Yeah. Why didn't you tell us that, Davis?

Davis: Actually, I had forgotten...

Ken: Me too. I better get to the store....

Mew: Awesome! Are you having a party?

Davis: I don't think so. My sister is having a party that day, and I don't really want one of my own, any way.

(Li and T.K. walk on to the stage. They both look really confused.)

Mew: Welcome! Have a seat.

(She makes some chairs appear. They both sit down.)

Li: Why are we here?

Mew: Be patient. Did you know that Davis' birthday was friday?

Li: Uh-huh. T.K. and I were shopping for a gift when you called us.

T.K.: Is that why we're here?

Mew: Of course not, silly! I was just asking if you knew.

Li: I'm scared.

Davis: You're not the only one.

Thunder: What's going on with you guys?

T.K.: Nothing here. Matt told me that his group is making real progress on your theme song. He wouldn't tell me how much he's got, he just said that he should be done real soon.

Mew: Sweet! What about you, Li?

Li: Well... I went to an arcade the other day.

Thunder: I thought you don't play video games.

Li: I don't normally, but Madison wanted to go. So we did. And it was kinda fun.

Madison: Are you kidding me!? You didn't want to leave! The boy got addicted to Mortal Kombat. Before we went home he went and got a Gameboy Advance and Mortal Kombat. I saw you playing it at school the other day.

Li: I also sent my butler to get me more fighting games.

Thunder: What'd he get?

Li: I'm not sure. My parents won't let me have it yet. They think it will distract me from my school work. I get it after finals on the last day of school.

T.K.: Tai works at the store where your butler got them. He mentioned that he saw your butler.

Davis: He told me that too. I heard he got you a Gamecube and an X-Box.

Thunder: You're my new best friend, Li.

Mew: I can't believe you're going to use him for his video games.

Thunder: I'm not using him for video games!

Mew Two: Yeah, Mew. He conveniently became his best friend at the same time he found out about the video games. (sarcasm)

Thunder: Shut up, Two!

(Mew Two grins evilly. Jim walks onto the stage and sits down.)

Mew: Hi Jim!

Jim: Hi.

Thunder: What's up?

Jim: Nothing really. How are you?

Mew: Great! Thanks for asking.

Jim: Do you mind if I ask why I'm here?

Mew: No. But I'm not going to tell you. It's a surprise.

Jim: I don't really like surprises....

Mew: That's okay.

Madison: I wish Ash and Richie were here. I want to know what Mew is planning.

Thunder: Me too.

Davis: They can take their time. I'm in no hurry to find out.

Giovanni: Why are you tormenting these poor children, Mew? Why not just tell them what you're planning?

Mew: The only reason you care is because you're just as curious as they are. You'll all have to wait until Ash and Richie get here.

(Richie walks onto the stage. He's carrying a box. He sits down next to Jim.)

Mew: Hi Richie! Where's Ash?

Richie: He's coming. He's on the phone with someone and said he'd come out in a minute.

Thunder: What's in the box?

Richie: Well, my mother made you some cookies, but I also had to bring Davis' birthday present and the presents I got for you, Mew, and Mew Two. It got to be a lot so I put them in a box.

(He opens the box and pulls out a plate that's full of cookies. He passes it to Jim)

Richie: You can have these now.

Thunder: Thanks a lot!

(Ash walks onto the stage.)

Mew: FINALLY!

Ash: I'm sorry. I was on the phone with my cousin.

Mew: Why?

Ash: She told me that she met the new friends of the Digimon Tamers and that she could get them if you want to talk to them.

Thunder: Man. We should get your cousin to line up guests since she enjoys doing it so much.

Ash: I mentioned that I was coming here and that's why she brought that up. I told her I'd call her back after I spoke to you about it.

Mew: Fair enough. Now that everyone is here, we can finally play the game!

Richie: What game?

Mew: The game you're here to play.

Davis: Does this go along with the conversation we had earlier?

Mew: It sure does!

Davis: I knew I didn't like the sound of this!

Mew: Okay! Madison, you're coming over here.

(She grabs Madison and drags her across the stage. Mew Two starts laughing.)

Mew Two: I wasn't sure I knew what you were up to, but now I'm positive!

Li: What is she doing?

Mew: And Davis, you come over here.

(She drags Davis to the other end of the stage.)

Mew: Let me see.... I want Thunder and Giovanni over there-

(She grabs them both and leads them to the edge of the stage near the audience.)

Mew: - and you 4 stay there!

Thunder: What's going on, Mew?

Mew: We're going to play my favorite game!

Mew Two: She loves this game. I believe she calls it "Mew's Dating Game". She plays it with her friends on Legendary Land every time we're there.

Davis: I knew that I knew I didn't like this!

Mew: Oh quiet! Now, the rules are really simple-

Ash: What if we don't want to play?

Mew: Tough cookies! The panel, which will consist of Thunder, Giovanni, Mew Two-

Mew Two: YES!

(He teleports over to Thunder and Giovanni)

Mew: I knew you loved that job. That's why I picked you. I need 2 more.

Mew Two: How about Michelle and Darien?

Mew: Great! Would you go get them?

Mew Two: Okay.

(He teleports away. A minute later, her returns with 3 chairs, Darien, and Michelle.)

Mew: So that panel there will ask you guys questions about Madison.

Ken: Aren't they supposed to be general dating questions asked by her?

(He points to Madison)

Mew: Not in my game. The one on TV was lame. Mine's much more fun! So they ask you questions and I decide whether they're right or not.

Ken: Isn't Madison supposed to do that too?

Mew: Maybe on "The Dating Game", but on "Mew's Dating Game" she has no say in anything!

Mew Two: I love it!

Mew: That's because at the end, the panel votes, but I have the right to overturn their ruling 'cause I'm the host!

Madison: Do I get to do anything?

Mew: Yeah. You answer questions, too. Just not right away. You also get to vote at the end, but you usually don't get your way. So, shall we begin?

Ken: Do we have to?

Mew: Yes. Okay panel, you guys make up your own questions, so lets go. You first, Two.

Mew Two: Awesome! Okay. Davis, what is Madison's favorite color?

Davis: Ummmm.... Yellow?

Mew: (A note pad appears in her paws. She flips through the pages.) That's right. Oh! I forgot a scorekeeper! Scores help the panel decide who to vote for! VAN!

(He runs onto the stage)

Van: Yes, Mew?

Mew: Be a dear and keep score. Make sure to subtract points for missed questions.

Van: Okay.

(She makes a chalk board appear. The chalk floats up and writes Davis, Ken, T.K., Richie, and Ash in separate sections of the board. Then it draws a line in Davis' section and floats into Van's hand.)

Mew: I love doing that! Okay! Your turn, Vanni!

Giovanni: I don't know anything about her.

(Mew floats over to him and lets him look at her notebook. He looks for a minute, then looks up.)

Giovanni: Which one do I ask?

Mew Two: Whoever you want.

Giovanni: Okay. This is for the blonde kid.

Mew: T.K. or Jim?

Giovanni: Ummm.... The one sitting next to Ben with the hat.

Mew: Do you mean Ken?

Giovanni: What ever! The blue hared kid. Isn't his name Ben?

Mew: No. He's Ken. And the blonde kid next to him would be T.K..

Giovanni: Fine. How many siblings does Madison have?

T.K.: None.

Mew: Yep! Your turn, Thunder.

Thunder: Ash, who was Madison's best friend before Davis?

Ash: I saw that episode of TPAMS! Ummmmm.... Her name was... Sakura!

Mew: Yep! Go Michelle.

Michelle: Okay. Ken, why did Madison and Sakura stop being friends?

Ken: She felt that Sakura was treating her like a second class citizen and not acknowledging her needs as a best friend. I think...

Mew: Would you summarize that as saying: Sakura was a jerk that treated her like a slave?

Ken: You could-

Mew: Yay for you then! Go Darien.

Darien: Ummmmm... Could I look at the notebook too?

Mew: Of course you can!

(She floats over to him and lets him look at the notebook. After a minute, he looks up)

Darien: Thank you, Mew. This is for- Jim isn't it?

Mew: The other blonde kid?

Darien: Yes.

Mew: You're right.

Darien: Cool! Okay, Jim, why did Madison become best friends with Davis?

Jim: I think it was because he felt sorry for her after she got in that fight with Sakura and no longer had a best friend.

Mew: That's right! You know your TPAMS, Jim! Okay. Your turn, Two.

Mew Two: This is for Richie who thought he had escaped the game. Richie, does Madison eat fish?

Richie: Isn't she allergic to it? Yeah! I remember because I was visiting Li and she was there, but she ate a different dinner than we did because she said she was allergic to fish.

Mew: You are correct, Richie! Now that everyone got asked a question, round 1 is over and everyone got their question right, so we need to have a tie breaker!

Madison: How come?

Mew: We eliminate someone every round.

Davis: Can I volunteer to be out first?

Mew: Nope! In a tie breaker, we ask madison a question that applies to one of you, if she gets it right, we ask a different one. If she gets it wrong, that person is out.

Davis: I'll never get out that way!

Mew: Too bad. Here's the tie breaker question! This person had the funniest quote in TPAMS history (to date). You can bribe one member of the panel to vote your way if you know what the quote is.

Madison: Do I get a hint?

Mew: Okay. It was only funny because of who said it.

(Thunder and Mew Two start laughing. After a minute, Giovanni picks up on it too)

Giovanni: That DID sound funny coming out of him.

Madison: Was it... Ummmmm.... I dunno.... I'll guess.... Ash. But I don't know what the quote was.

Mew: That was a phenomenal guess.

Ash: What did I say that was that funny?

Mew: It was in episode 17. I'm going to do a clip.

(The screen cuts to the clip from episode 17.)

Thunder: Number 4. What did you think of that Melody girl?

Ash: She scared me. I am not looking for a girlfriend! Do I act like I am?

Mew: Not really.

Ash: Then why are girls constantly hitting on me!?

(Thunder, Mew, and Lightning start laughing hysterically)

Ash: What?

Mew: That just sounds really funny coming from you,

Lightning: Word.

(End clip.)

Ash: Oh. You would think that was funny.

Thunder: (laughing hysterically) Maybe because it was funny.

Mew Two: Even I was amused by that.

Mew: Yeah. That has to be one of the, if not the, funniest TPAMS moment ever. And since Madison got that right, I'll ask another one. This person's older brother died when he was little.

Madison: Oh no... I don't know this one.... But I feel like I should.... Can I have another hint?

Ken: No!

Mew: But-

Ken: NO!

Giovanni: Since when do you get to decide whether or not she gets a hint. Unless you don't want to win....

Mew Two: Hint. Hint.

Madison: Was it.... Ummmm..... Gosh! It wasn't Davis.... And I'm pretty sure Ash is an only child.... That leaves Ken, Jim, and Richie. Now, I remember Richie said in episode 33 he lived with his parents, but he never mentioned any siblings. So that leaves Ken and Jim. I don't remember Ken mentioning any siblings, so I'll guess Jim.

Mew: I'm sorry, Madison, but Ken is the correct answer. I thought Giovanni and Two's hint was a good one.

Madison: I didn't get that. Oh well.

Mew: You're out Ken.

Ken: YES! Errrr- I mean.... Darn!

Madison: You never told me you had an older brother that died.

Davis: He had an accident and Ken thought it was his fault. That's why his parents began pressuring him to become this super kid and that's why he became the Digimon Emperor. But then he met us Digidestened and we helped him see that he wasn't to blame at all and that he should move on and just be himself. Phew.

Ken: That sounds about right.

Madison: Oh! I'm sorry Ken.

Ken: (pulling his chair over by Davis) That's really quite okay, but something doesn't make sense. Giovanni can't remember my name, but he knew that is was my brother that died. What gives?

Giovanni: When you said she shouldn't get a hint, I figured it was you.

Mew Two: I just knew!

Mew: Okay! Now it's time for round 2. This time, we ask Madison questions about you 5. We'll eliminate 2 people at the end of this round.

Van: How do I score this, Mew?

Mew: If she gets it right, give that boy a point.

Van: Okay.

Mew: Okay then. You may begin, Giovanni.

Giovanni: Okay, Madison, according to these notes Mew gave me, one of those boys has an IQ of 186. Which one is it?

Madison: I guess it's not Ken since he's out-

Ken: Mine is 190.

Madison: I guess it must be Jim.

Mew: That's right. Had you guessed Li, you would have been off by 1 as his is only 185.

Li: You act like 185 is nothing.

Mew Two: Ignore her. 185 is an outstanding accomplishment.

Li: Thank you.

Mew: Your question Thunder.

Thunder: Two of those boys were in the top 16 at the Pokémon league games. Which one was higher ranked?

Madison: Ummmm... Ash?

Mew: I'm sorry. The correct answer is Richie.

Richie: And don't you forget it.

Ash: You don't have to keep bringing that up.

Richie: SURE I do.

Mew: Your question Michelle.

Michelle: Which of these boys owns half of Starwind and Hawking Enterprises?

Madison: That would be Jim.

Mew: That is correct! Your turn, Darien.

Darien: Okay.... One of these boys has an older sister. Which one is it?

Madison: Davis!

Mew: Right on. Your question, Mew Two.

Mew Two: Okay. One of those boys is allergic to dogs. Who would that be?

Madison: That would be Li. He told me that when he started sneezing when he came near me after I visited my aunt who owns several dogs.

Mew: That's right! Your turn, Giovanni.

Giovanni: One of these boys is a big rap fan, however, he absolutely despises Puff Daddy.

Davis: He's P. Diddy now.

Giovanni: What ever. Any way, who is that?

Madison: I have no idea. I knew Davis was into rap, but he loves P. Diddy. I'll guess.... Richie.

Mew: Nope. The correct answer would be Li.

Madison: No way!

Li: I happen to enjoy rap a lot. I think it's funny.

Mew: And that is the last question in this round! We'll eliminate people by points this time. Since Richie has no points, he's out. However, we have a tie between Ash and Li. That means it's tie breaker time! This time I'll ask them questions about Madison until they get one wrong. Okay?

Li: Okay.

Ash: Lets go.

Mew: Okay. We'll start with Ash. True or false. Madison lives with both her parents.

Ash: False. She only lives with her mom.

Mew: That's right. Okay Li. True or false. Madison's favorite book is "The Secret Garden".

Li: I know she's read it... I can't remember... I'll guess... True.

Mew: I'm sorry, but the correct answer is false. Her favorite book is actually "The Little Princess".

Madison: You should know that Li!

Li: I'm sorry. I forgot.

Mew: So Li is also out. That leaves Davis, Ash, and Jim. Davis, you move over here by Jim and Ash.

(Li and Richie pull their chairs over by Ken. Davis pulls his over to Ash and Jim.)

Mew: Okay. In round 3, the panel is allowed to ask any question about any of the remaining contestants or Madison. However, they have to connect it to Madison somehow unless it's to her. That means no asking Davis what Ash's favorite food is, but you can ask Madison what happened to Jim's dad. One person will be eliminated at the end of the round. The first question will be asked by Thunder.

Thunder: Okay. Davis, how did Madison meet Jim?

Davis: I believe Jim was friends with Li and was at one of Li's parties. I know that's how I met him and I figure Madison met him the same way.

Mew: That is correct! Go Michelle!

Michelle: Okay. Madison, which of these boys was on the first episode of TPAMS?

Madison: That would be Ash. I knew Jim before you did. And I know that Davis wasn't on until you guys became big on Digimon, which was after you got into Pokémon.

Mew: Yep! Your question, Darien.

Darien: Okay. Davis, what color are Madison's eyes?

Mew: Good question!

Darien: Thanks. I wanted a really hard one.

Davis: I have no idea....

Madison: Bad answer.

Davis: I really don't know... I'll guess.... Blue.

Mew: I'm sorry Davis. You're close, but not right. The correct answer is purple.

Madison: I can't believe you didn't know that!

Davis: That's a hard question.

Mew: You're good at question picking, Darien, awesome job. Top that, Two.

Mew Two: I'll try. Ash, what is Madison's favorite thing to do?

Ash: Well, I've only hung out with her a few times, but I noticed that she always had a camera. I think she likes making little videos and taking pictures.

Mew: Very good, Ash! You're up, Giovanni.

Giovanni: Okay. Madison, who is Jim's business partner?

Madison: It's that red hared guy! Ummm.... His name is... Gene! Yes. Gene Starwind!

Mew: That is correct! That is also the end of round 3. And sadly, because he only has 2 points, Davis is out!

(Everyone looks shocked. Especially Madison.)

Davis: You're joking!

Mew: Nope! If you look at the scoreboard, Ash has 3, Jim has 4, and you have 2. You go over by your friends there now.

(He runs up to Mew and hugs her)

Davis: I love you, Mew! You're my hero!

Mew: Davis, sweetheart, as much as I love you, you're hugging really hard and I can't breathe. Would you be a dear and let go?

Davis: (letting go of her) Anything for you, Mew!

Giovanni: At least he's subtle about it (sarcasm).

Mew Two: I was thinking that myself.

Mew: And now for the vote! The panel will now choose either Jim or Ash. You vote too Madison. And I will make the final decision.

(The panel writes their choice on slips of paper Mew collects. Then she gets Madison's vote. She goes over the votes and then goes over to Van. They talk for a minute, then Mew goes over to Madison.)

Mew: Okay, Madison. Are you ready?

Madison: I guess.

Mew: Okay. After going over the votes and discussing with my assistant, Van, I have reached a decision. You'll go out with Jim! I wanted to pick Ash, but Van reminded me about the quote we discussed earlier.

Ash: Thanks, Mew.

Mew: No, no, no. Thank you! Wasn't that fun!?

Mew Two: I thought it was fun.

Davis: Me too!

Ken: I guess it wasn't that bad....

Mew: Well, as much fun as we had, today's episode must now end.

Thunder: (Walking over to Mew) Not bad for a filler episode.

Mew: Right on! Tomorrow on TPAMS, we'll have an actual planned episode.

Thunder: I believe it's another special.

Mew Two: It's the "What if..." special.

Mew: Oh yes! We'll discuss what would happen if something were different or happens a certain way. It's going to be a fun one.

Thunder: I know I can't wait! Well, that's it for today's episode of The Pikachu and Mew Show. We'll see you tomorrow everyone!

Thunder and Mew: BYE!

Guests: Bye!

That's it for today's episode of TPAMS. Tune in tomorrow to see the "What if..." Special. Have a good night everyone!