(Viridian City at night, the wind blows gently. The view slowly approaches to the Pikachu and Mew Drive, more exactly, to the TLC building. We hear a voice talking.)

{Hello there. I am Thunder. Yes, THE Thunder. I was really excited that night. I was going to be in the famous contest where the best programs of a kind fought to see who was the best, and we were just sure we would win. We were never aware of what would happen that night... Em, you better see for yourselves, OK? Here we go. Everything began here, on the drive...}

Lightning (sitting in his office chair): I am really sure that I am forgetting something... Was it taking the trash out? No... Was it looking at my E-mails? No, I already did... What could it be...? Oh! The contest! I have to go right away... No, I forgot to buy tickets. Oh well, let's see it on TV.

(He turns on the TV and there's the Rival Revival Contest starting screen.)

Announcer: Welcome to the Rival Revival Contest! With your host, Sabrina!

(Audience cheers)

Host: Hello there, let's get started. Today we're going to confront... What? You mean it? Oh damn. Find another one quick! What? You got it? They're right here? Wow! I owe you a hamburger at Carl's. Yeah, they rule. See you later alligator. Bye! Oh, did I say that out loud? Oh well. We are going to confront tonight, the 4 best talk shows of all time! Let's hear them announcer!

Announcer: "Big pimpin spending G's..." What? Oh well. Please welcome Team 1: Brock, Marril and Jar Jar Banks from the Jar Jar Banks Show! Woo hoo!

(The audience cheers as they get to the Team 1 podium.)

Announcer: For Team 2, the greatest show of all, T.P.A.M.S.! Come on everybody!

(The audience cheers as Thunder, Mew and Mew Two get to the Podium 2.)

Announcer: For the Team 3, the show that is as cloned as Dolly, T.L.A.M.S.!

(The audience cheers for Lightning 2, Meowth and Persian get to the Podium 3.)

Announcer: And last but... least, the show that is formed all with main characters, Anime Talk!

(The audience cheers as well, as Ash, Sakura and Serena get in the Podium 4.)

Host: We are going to confront them in 2 fights, Team 1 and 2 VS. Team 3 and 4, the 1st fight is gonna be polled. But how is it gonna be polled? Announcer...

Announcer: Our audience have a great PC system right in front of their seats, that allows them to order groceries that will be e-mailed right to their drink holder, to do choices in our various polls, to see the show if they can't see the big screen or the center of the studio, that was an annoyance before, and of course, see the Word of the Day without our contestants to figure out.

Team 2 (TPAMS): WORD OF THE DAY?

Announcer: Yes, word of the day! When said, a food item will fall from the studio roof to your sorry head! It can be whatever we want, from maple syrup to hot sauce, so be careful when you talk!

(The Word of the Day isn't included in any of the answers, or at least the right choice.)

Host: Rule 1, no psychic powers. We got detectors in here. Rule 2, no fighting. Believe me, you'll want to obey this rule. Rule 3: The word of the day thing.

Mew Two: Great. Now Persian won't read my mind to get the answers.

Persian: It is you who wants to seek in my mind for the right choice, you prick!

Team 2 (TPAMS): SHUT UP, YOU ASH-LIKE IMMATURE A***ES!

Team 3 (TLAMS): YOU SHUT UP, YOU GIRLISH-BAD-WORD USING FREAKS!

Host: (furious) BRING THE SPARKLE CASCADE!

Teams 2 and 3: What the hell did that mean?

Host: (evilly) We tie you in this device and make a cascade of a sparkling beverage bathe you guys. It's one of our tortures.

Teams 2 and 3: Uh-oh...

(The Teams 2 and 3 receive a bath of Pepsi Light.)

Host: (after the Sparkle Bath) Well, we shall continue...

Teams 2 and 3: ............... (Anger dots)

Host: We shall proceed with the waited for long fight of Anime Talk vs. TPAMS.

(Podiums 2 and 4 approach to the center)

[The word of the day is Tyrogue.]

Host: 1.- Misty's Wrath, other than making Misty to leave the TPAMS set, what does it do?

A) No resistance from Misty's Pokémon's attacks

B) 50/50 chance to inflict 10+ damage by an attack by Misty's Pokémon

c) From the top 7 cards of your deck, you choose 2 and discard the rest

Mew Two: C.

Host: Correct!

Mew Two: TCG questions. Really easy.

Host: 2.- In which level can Geodude learn Magnitude?

A) 31

B) 11

C) 16

Ash: B.

Host: Wrong.

Mew Two: C again.

Host: Right! 4.- Truth or Dare.

Announcer: Truth or Dare questions make the last contestant to answer share a true fact or do an embarrassing thing.

Mew Two: WHAT?

Host: So? Truth or Dare?

Mew Two: Dare.

Host: Attach this plastic flower to your back and dance the hula while saying "Ivysaur, Ivysaur, Ivy-ivy-ivysaur"

(We can see Mew Two and Brock getting blue and hiding behind his chair)

Mew Two: Why do you torment me like this? You all know I could destroy you with out even trying.

Brock: That name...

Ash: Brock, get over it.

Mew Two (dancing the hula): Ivysaur, Ivysaur, Ivy-ivy-ivysaur.

Host: Yay! Good job!

(Thunder and Mew, as well as TLAMS, Anime Talk and the audience laugh hysterically)

Mew Two: If it wasn't wrong to use psychic powers, you would die in a long, painful death.

(Thunder and Mew, as well as TLAMS, Anime Talk and the audience stop immediately)

Host: Fo-fo-fo-fo-four...- Who-who-who sa-sa-said "I just know that I don't know anything"?

A-A-A) Socrates

B-B-B) Cicero

C-C-C) Mew Two

Mew Two: I'm gonna kill you.

Ash: C.

Mew Two: I am SO gonna kill you...

Mew: A.

Host: Correct... 5.- Truth or Dare.

Mew: Oh no.

Host: Oh yes.

Mew: Truth...

Host: Tell us your nickname and Mew Two's.

Mew Two: Sabrina, do you have a deathwish?

Host: No, I just found out how to make slaves of Psychic Pokémon.

Mew Two: Oh well... Erm...

Mew: Mew Two's is Sunshine...

Mew Two: Someone will clean my room for a month.

Mew: ...and mine's Ruby.

Mew Two: Ok, for a week.

Mew: And Kem will have all your posters...

Mew Two: OK, now you say it so nicely, I forgive you.

Mew: That's how I like it.

Host: ANYWAY...

(She glares at Mew and Two)

Host: 6.- What color is Smeargle's paint when in a good mood?

A) Blue

B) Red

C) Green

Ash: B.

Host: Correct! We got 5 to 1 with TPAMS on head. 7.- Who substituted Santa Claus this year?

A) Jynx

B) Piloswine

C) Delibird

Sakura: C.

Host: Correct! 8.- Truth or dare.

Sakura: Oh s***. Dare...

Host: Go to Row 35 seat 12 and hug who's there.

Sakura: Ok...

(she gets there)

Sakura: OH NO! IT'S GIOVANNI!

(Thunder, Mew and Mewtwo laugh hysterically)

Giovanni: Hi Sakura. You know? At my sides I have 2 hitmen. Hug me and you'll perish.

(Sakura hugs Giovanni)

Sakura (while hugging): Thanksgiving, this year, 8:30, I have it all taped.

Giovanni: WHAT? YOU TAPED THE WHOLE THING?

(Thunder, Mew and Mew Two laugh even more, while Sakura gets back to her chair)

Host: 9.- Now, an exclusive question...

Announcer: An exclusive question is just for a team and has no choices.

Host: ... for Team 4, evolution of Onix?

Ash: Steelix.

Host: Correct. 10.- Physical challenge, Ash and Mew Two will climb our slides using a metal bar to stick it on the dents that the slide has at the sides. The one that gets to the end wins.

Ash: Ha. Mew Two is as weak as a Tyrogue...

(Ash gets bathed by club soda. Everyone laughs hysterically)

Ash: I am pissed off.

Mew Two: Like we care.

Host: Ready? GO!

[The new word of the day is Audience.]

(The slide is measured in feet, OK? Well. At 25 feet , Mew Two slides down and decides to make this slower. Ash keeps getting higher and higher. Mew Two gets to 50 feet when Ash gets to the 100 feet! But he slides down at that time. Mew Two, who is still hanging at 50 feet, is laughing out loud! He keeps going up and up, and he gets to 75 feet when Ash reaches him and Mew Two gets up a step higher but falls. Ash gets to 80 feet but falls as well, and Mew Two had the rush and had reached 60 feet . He keeps up and up, when Ash gets to his pace but falls again! Mew Two gets to 90 feet but falls and shouts out "Who had the idea for this competition?" and Ash, now at 50 feet yells "Not me!". Mew Two keeps up and gets to 95 feet but Ash is at 120 feet . Mew Two gets to the 150 feet and falls but sticks to 100 feet, Ash keeps up to 200 feet, but falls completely, Mew Two laughing hysterically falls, but stops at 90 feet. He still goes up. Ash gets to 250 feet when Mew Two is at 300 feet, 200 feet left to win. He's tired and decides to rest, so he climbs up so he's stepping in the bar he's climbing with and he starts sleeping. Ash keeps on to his pace but falls down. Mew Two awakens and quickly keeps on to 400 feet but falls, but he sticks to 350 feet, 25 feet lower than Ash. He keeps on going and when he gets to 490 feet. Ash is on 500 feet, waiting.)

Ash: I won.

Mew Two: You are still missing a dent.

Ash: Oh yeah...

(But when Ash tries to get to the dent he falls to 250 feet, where he sticks. Mew Two is totally crazed with laughing and he falls to 300 feet. He gets up to 495 feet and rests. Ash gets to 490 feet and rests, his arms frozen and the rest of his body totally numb. He can barely breathe. Mew Two gets the final 5 feet, the last dent, and wins. He builds up strength to pull up Ash, who lays on the floor, unconscious. Mew Two, knowing that he's in a psychic power allowed zone, uses Recover on Ash.)

Mew Two: You owe me one little rat.

(They slide down.)

Host: So Mewtwo wins the challenge, giving the whooping size of 5 points to his team! The points are 10 for team 2 and 4 for Team 4, so Team 2, that means TPAMS, wins!

Thunder, Mew and Mew Two: SCORE! WOO-HOO!

Host: Now, the fight between Jar Jar Banks and T.L.A.M.S. is about to start.

(Podiums 1 and 3 approach)

[The word of the day is still Audience]

Host: 1.- Tell me the hosts and referee of Celebrity Deathmatch.

A) Johnny Gomez

B) Nick Diamond

C) Stone Cold

D) Lightning the Raichu

E) Mills Lane

F) Debbie Matenopoulos

G) Stacy Cornbread

Lightning 2: A, B and E.

Host: Correct. 2.- (exclusive to Team 1) Why is Sabrina referred as Host instead of Hostess?

A) She is a tomboy

B) She is annoyed by the suffix "-ess"

C) She is lesbian

Who wrote this?

JJB (Jar Jar Banks): Can we poll the audience?

(Jar Jar Banks gets bathed in maple syrup)

[The new word is Poll]

JJB: I am SO going to kill somebody...

Meowth: Kill yourself.

JJB: Ha ha. Shut up.

Host: ANYWAY, let me save the Sparkle Cascade for the Final Fight and just tell you guys to shut the f*** up.

Teams 1 and 3: OK.

Host: According to the audience:

A) 1%

B) 99%

C) 0%

JJB: I guess B...

Host: Correct. The guy who wrote this says I am a tomboy, but I am NOT. I am annoyed by the "-ess" thing. 3.- Truth or Dare.

JJB: S***! Dare.

Host: You have to go and annoy the snack bar guy.

JJB: Not so bad.

(She goes there. In the big screen and the Audience PC system we can see the surveillance camera of the snack bar.)

JJB: Hello?

SBG (Snack Bar Guy): Hi. How can I help you?

JJB: (talking fast) I'd like 2 big hamburgers, one with cheese, one without cheese, 2 medium hamburgers, one with cheese, one without cheese, 2 Jolly Food boxes, one with french fries, one without french fries, 2 Darkness Drinks, one lemon, one blackberry, 2 Popcorn Ostrich Bits orders, one with potato puree and one without, 6 pie slices, 3 lemon, 2 cherry and 1 chocolate, and 3 ice creams, 2 chocolate and 1 vanilla but without peanut, also 3 bags of jalapeńo sauce, 6 bags of ketchup, 2 bags of mustard and 6 bags of mayonnaise.

SBG: (also talking too fast) So that would be 2 big hamburgers, one with cheese, one without cheese, 2 medium hamburgers, one with cheese, one without cheese, 2 Jolly Food boxes, one with french fries, one without french fries, 2 Darkness Drinks, one lemon, one blackberry, 2 Popcorn Ostrich Bits orders, one with potato puree and one without, 6 pie slices, 3 lemon, 2 cherry and 1 chocolate, and 3 ice creams, 2 chocolate and 1 vanilla but without peanut, also 3 bags of jalapeńo sauce, 6 bags of ketchup, 2 bags of mustard and 6 bags of mayonnaise?

JJB: Yes.

SBG: (talking fast through the microphone) Get here an order of 2 big hamburgers, one with cheese, one without cheese, 2 medium hamburgers, one with cheese, one without cheese, 2 Jolly Food boxes, one with french fries, one without french fries, 2 Darkness Drinks, one lemon, one blackberry, 2 Popcorn Ostrich Bits orders, one with potato puree and one without, 6 pie slices, 3 lemon, 2 cherry and 1 chocolate, and 3 ice creams, 2 chocolate and 1 vanilla but without peanut, also 3 bags of jalapeńo sauce, 6 bags of ketchup, 2 bags of mustard and 6 bags of mayonnaise!

JJB: Sorry, but can you cancel the order?

SBG: Okay... (talking through the microphone again, and fast again) Cancel the order of 2 big hamburgers, one with cheese, one without cheese, 2 medium hamburgers, one with cheese, one without cheese, 2 Jolly Food boxes, one with french fries, one without french fries, 2 Darkness Drinks, one lemon, one blackberry, 2 Popcorn Ostrich Bits orders, one with potato puree and one without, 6 pie slices, 3 lemon, 2 cherry and 1 chocolate, and 3 ice creams, 2 chocolate and 1 vanilla but without peanut, also 3 bags of jalapeńo sauce, 6 bags of ketchup, 2 bags of mustard and 6 bags of mayonnaise!

SBG: So what do you want?

JJB: (talking fast again...) I want 4 medium hamburgers, 3 with cheese and 1 without cheese, 3 Jolly Food boxes, 2 with french fries and one without, and all of them with double toy (sold separately), a gallon of Blackberry Darkness Drink, 1 Popcorn Ostrich Bits order with potato puree and one of Popcorn Beef Bits order without potato puree, 7 pie slices, 3 lemon, 3 chocolate and one strawberry, and 4 ice creams, all of them chocolate, but 1 without peanuts, also 3 bags of jalapeńo sauce, 6 bags of ketchup, 3 bags of mustard and 7 bags of mayonnaise.

SBG: (talking fast as well) So that would be 4 medium hamburgers, 3 with cheese and 1 without cheese, 3 Jolly Food boxes, 2 with french fries and one without, and all of them with double toy (sold separately), a gallon of Blackberry Darkness Drink, 1 Popcorn Ostrich Bits order with potato puree and one of Popcorn Beef Bits order without potato puree, 7 pie slices, 3 lemon, 3 chocolate and one strawberry, and 4 ice creams, all of them chocolate, but 1 without peanuts, also 3 bags of jalapeńo sauce, 6 bags of ketchup, 3 bags of mustard and 7 bags of mayonnaise?

JJB: Yes.

SBG: (you know the drill, right?) Get here an order of 4 medium hamburgers, 3 with cheese and 1 without cheese, 3 Jolly Food boxes, 2 with french fries and one without, and all of them with double toy (sold separately), a gallon of Blackberry Darkness Drink, 1 Popcorn Ostrich Bits order with potato puree and one of Popcorn Beef Bits order without potato puree, 7 pie slices, 3 lemon, 3 chocolate and one strawberry, and 4 ice creams, all of them chocolate, but 1 without peanuts, also 3 bags of jalapeńo sauce, 6 bags of ketchup, 3 bags of mustard and 7 bags of mayonnaise!

JJB: Oh, I remember now! Also 6 bags of Curly Rich french fries, 2 of sour cream and onion and 4 of chili and bacon, 6 bags of Onion rings, 2 beer-brewed and 4 sour cream and onion, 4 packs of Tartar sauce and 2 bags of curry.

SBG: (the microphone, talk fast, I am tired) Accompany that order with 6 bags of Curly Rich french fries, 2 of sour cream and onion and 4 of chili and bacon, 6 bags of Onion rings, 2 beer-brewed and 4 sour cream and onion, 4 packs of Tartar sauce and 2 bags of curry!

Order delivery guy: Here it is.

(he leaves a wheeled box with all the stuff inside.)

SBG: It would be $1898.06, please.

JJB: Wait...

(JJB checks the condiment bag)

JJB: (angry) I said 6 bags of ketchup, not 5! You guys suck! I am not buying anything! Bye!

(The snack bar guy stands still, not moving or saying anything. JJB returns to the stage, and everyone's or laughing or cheering, but the TPAMS guys are laughing hysterically. I don't know, I don't like that joke very much)

Host: Narrator...

(My bad, go on)

Host: You did great! And it was grand! I'll give you 2 points instead of 1!

JJB: Thanks!

Host: We are 3 to 1, Team 1 leads. 4.- Who here can learn Fire Blast naturally?

A) Charizard

B) Houndoom

C) Magmar

Lightning 2: Magmar.

Host: Correct! 5.- Who's the leader of Team Rocket after Giovanni?

A) The business goes with him

B) The business stay but in halt because of no bosses

C) The executives take the charge

Marril: C...

Host: Correct! But that's the GS theory. Anyway, if nothing comes that counters that, we'll take it as the truth.

(Sabrina...)

Host: Ok, ok. 6.- What does Smoochum's body looks like?

A) Why are you asking that, perv?

B) A ballet dress

C) A princess outfit

Lightning 2: B, but A.

Host: ...What?

Lightning 2. "A ballet dress", but "why are you asking that, perv"?

Host: Oh. 7.- Truth or dare...

Lightning 2: Dare.

Host: Rap about cookies. 2 strophes minimum.

Lightning 2: I hope I get this right.

"I wanna get cookies

'cause I am high on them now

and if you don't give them to me

I'll beat you to crap now...

Uh, Oh, oh...

Everybody say "Hi!"

Everyone: Hi!

Lightning 2: Everybody say "He-oh!"

Everybody: He-oh!

Lightning 2: And if you don't give me cookies, I'll beat your crappy self out! Woo!

(DJ mixes)

Lightning 2: I wonder why the world

keeps eating crap

like Twinklies and Brownies...

YUK! I wanna cookies NOOOW!

(we hear woman choruses singing "NOOOW!" sexily)

Lightning 2: Whoa yeah!

Everybody say "Aaah!"

Everybody: Aaah!

Lightning 2: Everybody say "He-oh!"

Everybody: He-oh!

Lightning 2: I did it all for the cookie, so you can take your s*** off now! Yeah!"

(The audience cheers while laughing their a**es off, and TLAMS get 1 more point.)

Host: 8.- Exclusive to Team 3: What is Vegeta's fave candy?

Meowth: Can we... erm, what was it that we call the audience for opinions?

Host: You mean poll the audience?

(Sabrina gets covered in chocolate milk)

Host: That guys are fired after the show.

Announcer: 75% said Peanut Butter cups, 25% said Peanut Butter sandwiches.

Meowth: Peanut butter cups?

Host: Correct! And in commercial break I'll go ask for this chocolate milk! It tastes cool!

(Contest...)

Host: Oh yeah!

[New word of the day: Obnoxious]

Host: 9.- Who made Sabrina laugh in her fight with Ash?

A) Kadabra

B) Mr. Mime

C) Haunter

Marril: C.

Host: Correct. 10.- Tyrogue evolves to Hitmonlee in Lv20 if...

A) Higher Attack than Defense

B) Higher Defense and Attack

C) Both the same

Persian: A.

Host: Correct. TLAMS has a point more than Jar Jar Banks show, so TLAMS goes to the Final Fight! But after this Commercial break.

(Commercials start)

Commercial guy: Hi there, I am Bruce Bruckenstein, president of the Juniper Fundraising Foundation. If you saw the Kanto vs. Johto Leagues Lawsuit, you saw that Giovanni's lawyer screwed it up for the Johto Gym leaders, making them pay 100% of their payment to the Crimson Company, that'll deliver the payment between all the leaders of Kanto. We know it's injustice, but hey, I didn't make laws. So be kind and sign in for the Juniper Fundraising Foundation to help the now dirt poor gym leaders of our district, and the money of each fight you win, we'll get a similar amount and hand it over to them. And if you win against any Kanto Leader, we'll give $100,000 to them AND we'll give you a certificate of Golden Member absolutely FREE. Also, please donate your money for a Johto leader, and buy any Pokémon product with our logo in it (the logo will be removed after the sale)... ... Because our Leaders deserve it.

Woman voice: Juniper Fundraising Foundation. Because our Leaders deserve it. Donations have to be in cash, not check or e-mail money order.

(end commercial. A new commercial starts) Narrator:

Narrator: Do your children sound like this?

Boy: Buy that one, Mom. It's cool.

Mom: But it's costs a lot of money!

Boy: Shut up and buy it! Whoa, it's difficult to find a good mother these days.

Narrator: Does it bother you? Well, get the humble services of the Mew Correctional Services! Just $14.99 the whole consult, it's guaranteed to make your little sweetheart shut the f*** up!

Mew: What do you have to say, Ron?

Ron: Shut up, you wussy little slut.

Mew: WHAT THE F***!? SAY WHAT YOUR DAMN LITTLE PRICK A** HAS TO SAY, YOU MORON!

Ron: So-so-so-so-sorry, Mom...

Narrator: Your son talks wrong to you? Get it to the Mew Correctional Services, because we care about children. The Mew Correctional Services helps the Juniper Fundraising Foundation.

(end commercial. A new commercial begins)

Narrator: You're a trainer in need of success, and we have something that we're sure you'll like. It's THE MEGA BALL! Its 2 times more powerful than an Ultra ball, so if the Pokémon escapes, sue it! It costs half the price of an Ultra Ball, so you can rejoice! And it comes with a color changer and a symbol editor, so you're never be missing a Pokémon ever again!

Mew Two: I once escaped from the Mega Ball and I got sued for a thousand dollars. Don't escape the Mega Ball unless you got a great lawyer, which I got!

Narrator: THE MEGA BALL! Both Mew Two and The Mega Ball helps the Juniper Fundraising Foundation.

(The commercial break ends and we get back to the studio.)

Host: Welcome back to Rival Revival! Let's get to The Final Fight!

(The audience cheers)

Host: This fight will be difficult, with 2 times the questions, 2 physical challenges, and a special studio!

(Sabrina lifts the TPAMS and the TLAMS staff in the air and the studio center (not the audience) switches to a natural cave, with 2 holes in the roof for the Word of the Day or Sparkle Cascade food item throwing and natural cascades that surround the big stony pillar that our players are in. The stony pillar has a draining system and a glass fence for the Sparkle Cascade. Sabrina lands and so do the contestants from both teams.)

Host: Let's begin.

(The word of the day is still Obnoxious.)

Host: 1.- Who was the Mew seen by Jessie's Mother?

A) Mew

B) Mrs. Meowie, Mew's mother

C) Mystic, one of Mew's siblings

Mew: B.

Host: Damn right. 2.- What is the relativity between Ash's Pikachu and Thunder?

A) Cousin

B) Brother

C) None at all

Thunder: C.

Host: Yes. 3.- Truth or dare.

Thunder: ... Dare...

Host: Insult the opponent using a synonym of "Annoying".

Thunder: You guys are the most obnoxious-

(Thunder gets bathed by Mountain Dew Code Red)

Host: Sorry, I couldn't control myself.

Thunder: You would be the perfect girlfriend for Giovanni.

Giovanni and Sabrina: YOU ARE NUTS!

[The new word of the day is Disinfectant]

(ANYWAY...)

Host: Oh, sorry. 4.- What is the Persian's favorite food?

A) Pikachus

B) Raticates

C) Goldeens Persian: C, and you made me want some.

Host: Correct, and sorry. 5.- Truth or dare...

Persian: Oh s***... Dare.

(Persian gets bathed in vinegar)

Host: That's it, you score.

Persian: I totally HATE this contest.

Host: You spit on the table. Bring the disinfectant...

(Sabrina gets covered by a salad)

Host: I will fire someone...

(Sabrina gets bathed by Caesar dressing)

Host: OK, OK, I won't.

[The new word of the day is Stupid]

Host: 6.- Exclusive to the cast of TPAMS: Who has been on almost every episode?

Giovanni (from his seat): Easy question.

Mew: Giovanni, of course!

Host: Right. 7.- Truth or dare.

Mew: Oh no... Well, Truth.

Host: Who do you have a crush on?

Mew: Nobody.

Host: Nobody at all?

Mew: Nope.

Host: Would you like to date one of my Pokémon?

Mew: Er... No.

Host: You're so boring... 8.- Say the correct order of the Pokémon that Ash dumped:

A) Butterfree, Primeape, Squirtle, Charizard.

B) Primeape, Butterfree, Charizard, Squirtle.

C) Butterfree, Primeape, Charizard, Squirtle.

Lightning 2: C.

Host: Right! 9.- From Charmed, say in order of age the names of the Halliwell sisters.

A) Prue, Piper, Phoebe, Paige.

B) Prue, Phoebe, Paige, Piper.

C) Piper, Phoebe, Paige, Prue.

Persian: A.

Host: Right! 10.- Truth or dare.

Persian: Truth.

Host: What do you think about Mew Two?

Persian: He's stupid.

(Persian gets bathed by club soda)

Persian: Well, this was better than the ketchup...

[New word of the day: Challenge]

Host: 11.- Physical challenge...

(Sabrina gets bathed in grape juice)

Host: Next time I'll do a rule: Word of the day doesn't apply to hosts.

[New word of the day: Start]

Host: Thunder, Lightning 2, I'll transport you to the challenge room.

(She teleports and gets to a room with a slide)

Host: Slide to the trial and solve it before the opponent, that'll freeze it for 10 seconds. Do this until you finish, and the one that gets first to the finish wins. Start!

(Sabrina gets hit with a pie)

Host: GRRRRRR...

[The new word of the day is Punish]

(And so they begin. They slide to the trial: A dented slide just like the other Physical challenge, but that gets 250 feet high to finish. Thunder is good at this, so he gets there without falling, but Lightning 2 falls 2 times and gets to 100 feet when Thunder finishes. Lightning 2 unfreezes just in time to finish it and get to the next trial: A big mountain, foggy and mysterious. One side is dark, the other side has 3 lights on, and he gets on to solve it. The 10 lights on one side lit with 7 on the other side, and Lightning 2 runs to the slide to the next challenge. Thunder unfreezes and finishes just to find the other trial (move through a ladder that bridges a pit) finished, so he instantly freezes. Lightning 2 gets to the finish and is rewarded. Sabrina teleports Thunder to the stone pillar they were playing on. TLAMS are happily laughing, and TPAMS are glaring at poor Thunder.)

Host: That gives 2 points to TLAMS. TPAMS has 5 points and TLAMS has 7.

Mew Two: You don't even think of what your punishment will be...

(Mew Two gets covered in spaghetti)

[New word of the day: Worse]

Mew Two: ... And it just got worse.

(Mew Two gets cleaned by fresh water)

[The last new word of the day, getting to the 13 limit, is Winner]

Thunder: Sorry...

Mew: Saying sorry won't fix anything, you slimy blob.

Host: Shut up before I cascade you.

TPAMS: OK...

Host: 12.- What is related with the 2 nicknames of the contestants that won the first 2 physical challenges?

A) Both are embarrassing

B) Both are the same things

C) Both involve waves

Mewtwo: C...

Host: Right! 13.- Exclusive to TPAMS: Who's the guest that Mew turned into a doll?

Mew Two: Zelda...

Mew: Heh, I still remember.

Host: Right... 14.- Why was the Great Wall of China constructed?

A) To divide China in 2

B) To avoid Mongolian attacks

C) As a trading route

All the contestants: ... EH?

Host: I noticed that this questions were easy, so I made up one.

Mew Two: It was B.

Host: ... Correct. 15.- Who invaded France in Joan of Ark's era?

A) Rome

B) Burgundy

C) Great Britain

Mew Two: B again...

Host: Correct. 16.- Physical challenge.

Mew Two: Don't lose this time, little rat.

Host: Actually, you all go in.

All the contestants: WHAT!?

Host: Actually, we'll bring the losers for helping.

(She does a massive teleporting that makes Jar Jar Banks show's and Anime Talk show's contestants appear as well, into the Physical Challenge room)

Host: Jar Jar Banks will team up with TPAMS and Anime Talk will team up with TLAMS. See that cushion facility? A team will have to pass over it with 2 buckets with water and place them in the respective meter right in the end, then return for more water, and so on, until 1 minute has passed. Then the other team tries. The thing is that the other team will get on the facility's holes right there and kick so you fall. OK?

Everyone: Yes.

Host: Then start.

(The TLAMS and Anime Talk team goes to the stairs on the cushion facility and start. Ash gets to the middle, but a double kick by Mew and Mew Two make him fall. Sakura gets to the end and gets 2 cups up the meter. Serena falls on the first step. Lightning 2 gets to the end and gets a cup up the meter, Persian and Meowth fall in the middle. Ash gets to the end and gets 5 cups up the meter, and the time ends.)

Host: TLAMS and Anime Talk: 8 cups.

(They change places and start. Jar Jar Banks gets to the end and gets 6 cups up the meter. Mew Two tries but falls on the middle. Mew falls during her first step, Brock gets to the end and gets 2 more cups to the meter, and Marril ends it with 1 more cup for the meter, then the time ends.)

Host: And TPAMS, with 9 cups, is the winner!

(Sabrina gets bathed in Coke.)

Host: I am starting to HATE this job.

(She, TPAMS and TLAMS get to the pillar again.)

Host: These are the 2 last questions, and the last one gets 4 points. 15.- What was the name of Giovanni's lawyer at the Leader lawsuit?

A) James Willows

B) Domino Gianinni

C) Cassidy Taylor

Mew Two: B.

Host: Correct. Last.- Who, in the TV shows, shares the same last name as TR's James?

A) Catherine, CSI

B) Logan, Dark Angel

C) Ikki, Medabots

Persian: A.

Host: Oh no. You guys have 12 points each.

Mew: Thunder! If you wouldn't have been so slow on your challenge, we would have won!

Lightning 2: Don't blame him for your lameness, idiots!

Mew Two: LAMENESS?!

Mew: Who are you calling idiots, you a**holes?

Persian: You 3 mentally ill jacka**es!

Thunder: We're not jacka**es, you are!

Meowth: Learn to cuss, you sissies!

Mew Two: Learn to shut your trap up, you mother f***er!

Host: Sparkle Cascade the 2 teams!

(The 2 teams are gushed by beer)

Meowth: Look what you did, you b****!

Mew: Shut the f*** up, you 3 sons of 3 different b****es!

TLAMS: OH YEAH?

TPAMS: YEAH!

Host: Max pressure!

(The beer goes 2 times higher, and ice cubes start to fall as well)

Mew: You're worse than Giovanni!

Meowth: You cuss lamer than my little sister!

Mew Two: Shut yer trap up, you a**!

Host: OK! STOP!

(the 2 teams stop, as well as the Sparkle Cascade)

Host: You ruined my show, you f***ers! (returns the stage to normal) The ratings are higher than usual, but my damn show will be cancelled thanks to you sons of a b****, and now you'll pay for it! I am totally sick of your mental illness and your moronic excuse for a brain, and I am going to shut your big fat mouths up for the rest of your f***ed up lives! Roger, get the dogs...

Mew: Dogs?

Mew Two: Who do you think we are? We can kill them in a matter of seconds!

Sabrina: Oh yeah? ROGER! GET THE HOUNDOOMS OUT!

All the contestants: HOUNDOOMS?!

(The screen goes blue, and we can see a chibi Sabrina and 6 chibi Houndooms smiling evilly at the screen, and the words "Please stand by" in black, at the bottom, while a slow version of the theme song of the show is heard)

Announcer (relaxed): Please stand by.

(A minute later, the screen returns to normal and you can see 2 Pikachus, Mew, Mew Two, Meowth and Persian beaten up and passed out on the floor and a very calm and happy Sabrina)

Sabrina: I hope you liked the show as much as I did enjoy the first part! So stay tuned next week for our next contest: Which is the best monster-involving cartoon? I hope that our guests are much more calmed as this ones! (giggles innocently) See ya next week! Bye!

(The screen turns black and we can see the credits.)

(We are at Saffron Pokémon Hospital's ER. We get to Room 4 and enter, and we see Thunder, Mew and Mew Two all bandaged up and in 3 beds. Thunder is in a coma, but Mew and Mew Two are totally awake)

Mew Two: Even if they don't let people visit the ER interns until 2 weeks have passed, we are going to be fine, no Mew?

Mew: Yeah. Even if they told us that in a month we would get out, we will be able to use Recover in a week!

Mew Two: Yeah. I called Lightning with the phone and he'll try to do something about the show. I'll try to communicate with Mom and Dad tomorrow to see if they can Recover us faster than we expected...

Mew: Or at least recover the poor Thunder, he's in a coma.

Mew Two: We owe him some apologies. It's because of us that he's in this shape...

Mew: Yeah. However, Kem will kill us...

Mew Two: Why?

Mew: The hospital bills.

Mew Two: Our insurance covers 90% of them.

Mew and Mew Two: SCORE!

(The door opens and the nurse Joy gets a box with letters into the room)

Mew Two: What's that?

Nurse Joy: Get well soon letters from your fans. They're like 15 boxes! You'll be entertained a lot the time you're in.

Mew: 15 boxes?! Oh my god!

Nurse Joy: And more coming.

Mew Two: We'll have to consider the letter reading time in our show...

(Mew Two, Mew and Nurse Joy laugh hysterically. We see the Pikachu and Mew Grove, in the midnight, and dry leaves fall from the trees.)

{Hi, Thunder again. I must be really pissed off by what happened, I mean, being almost eaten by a pack of ferocious Houndooms trained by a psychic Gym Leader, and being in the hospital in a coma, but at least I got time for thinking about things, time that I didn't have before... The bad thing is, that probably Lightning has to show reruns in our show time.}

That was very different. Nothing like our usual episodes. It was a really great episode. I liked it a lot!

Where do I begin? Ummmmm.... It was good. I liked it. I'm just a little confused about my character. Do you really see me as that mean and loud? Wow. I guess that's me! Oh well... Keep up the great work!

I didn't eat a single thing in that episode! It's about time someone shows the side of me that does things other than eating. You rock! Great job!

I must say I'm impressed. I expected much less of you, of course I never expect much out of any one. Aside from the times I was swearing, it was perfect! You must remember, though, that I rarely if ever swear. It's just not my style. Other than that, great job.

I'm just going to start by saying.... wow. That was great. It really was. I'm just in shock. You really suprised me with this one, which is a good thing. I like suprises. You probably noticed that I cleaned it up a bit (fixed a few grammar things and the spelling of Mew Two {Mewtwo IS correct, but I prefer Mew Two} I also changed some lines. I kept the meaning like you asked, but changed some lines to less offensive equivalents {You know which ones I mean}). Over all, I was very impressed at how you took the characters and came up with a fun story. Mew Two swearing and the host not fully supporting the cast of TPAMS really caught me off guard, but I like that you strayed from the norm. You managed to make Thunder, Mew, and Mew Two look bad, but you didn't ruin their reputation, which is good. I also like that you put your own style in this story. I was worried that you'd make it sound exactly like me, which is okay, but much less fun. After my editing, it looks more like something I wrote, but it still has your unique voice, which is good. Now everyone will see this and know that for once I let someone else take control for awhile; someone who isn't completely biased in favor of TPAMS. Gosh, this is getting long... Well, to finish up, let me just tell you once more what a great job and what a fun read this was. It's a nice unique additiong to the TPAMS episode gallery and I'm so glad you wrote it up for me. Thanks so much!