The Pikachu and Mew Show
(Kem and Pam return to Kem's house. The others are eagerly awaiting their return.)
Kem: We're home!
Thunder: Do you have the stuff?
Pam: Why is this starting to sound like a drug deal?
Mew: (trying not to laugh) Pam! Do you have your shampoo?
Pam: Yep!
(She sets her bag down and pulls out the first bottle. She hands it to Li.)
Pam: Here you go.
Li: Thanks! Who do I heal next?
Lightning: What does it matter? Just dump some on someone.
Li: Okay.
(He walks over to Vicky and pours some on her. Just like with Kem, the stone breaks away to reveal Vicky. She looks around.)
Vicky: What's going on?
Kem: Hey, Icky. How are you feeling?
Vicky: Fine. My head kind of hurts, though. What happened?
Kem: Wait till we help the others first. Then we don't have to tell the story so many times.
(Li takes the bottle and pours it on Maria, then Joe. He gets a new bottle and pours that on Keith, then Katie, then Andrea, and lastly, evil Thunder. Once they all wake up, they look around confused.)
Maria: Where am I? (looking at the floor) Why is there a pile of rocks under me? Who are all these people!? What's going on!?
Katie: Weren't we at school a minute ago?
Mew Two: That was like a day ago.
Katie: Mew Two! Lets talk about the big Kayteeism-Mewtwoism merger thing.
Mew Two: Later. Wouldn't you rather get revenge now?
Joe: Re- venge?
Keith: That sounds like fun! I like revenge.
Andrea: How about we go home and pretend nothing happened?
Giovanni: That would be the good idea, but I think we're going to have to go along with the revenge thing.
Mew: You know you like revenge, Vanni.
Giovanni: Okay, Mew.
Vicky: Can we talk about what's going on now?
Thunder: Okay. You all were turned to statues by some of Kuja's thugs.
(Davis and Mokuba laugh.)
Thunder: What?
Davis: You said thugs.
Thunder: *sigh* Any way, it was Pam's magic shampoo, which is actually a potion for reversing the effects of a stoning spell, that was able to return you to normal.
Keith: Question! When do we get to go have our revenge?
Joe: Mew!
Mew: Joe!
Joe: Mew!
Mew: Joe!
Kem: Mew and Joe! Stop that before I smack you both.
Joe: Like that'd be any different than normal...
(Kem hits him)
Joe: Ouch!
Kem: Silence!
(Joe glares at her.)
Thunder: Any way, we need a plan, Keith, then we can get revenge.
Blossom: And when we do go, I get first hit. I already called it.
Keith: Fine.
Davis: Can I come? I like revenge!
Mew Two: Lets come up with a plan. then we'll decided who we need doing what.
Lightning: Okay. Lets plan then.
Mew Two: To the war room!
Kem: Ummmm, Mew Two, we don't have a war room.
Mew Two: I meant the dining room. It has that nice table that looks like a war room table.