(They all go to the dining room. Since there aren't enough chairs, some people and Pokémon had to stand. Mew Two is standing next to Kem at the head of the table.)

Mew Two: Okay. We are here today to plot revenge against that fiend, Kuja.

(Half the group laughs)

Mew Two: What's so funny?

Davis: You said "fiend".

Mokuba: Next thing you know, he'll be using "evildoer" to describe him.

(They both laugh. Kem takes candy out of the candy dish and throws it at them.)

Mokuba: Ouch!

Davis: Ow!

Joe: Candy!

(Joe dives for the candy. Vicky steals his chair. Mew Two sighs heavily.)

Mew Two: ANY WAY, do we have any suggestions as to the actions we want to take?

Blossom: Lets tear him into small pieces and then feed the pieces to sharks!

Mew Two: I don't think so...

(A phone rings. It's Lightning.)

Lightning: Hold on. (into the phone) Hello? (pause) Hey L.B. What's up? (pause) You're awful. (pause) Yeah, but you have to admit, you're being kind of a jerk. (pause) Right. Any way, I can't talk now. I'm helping plot revenge. (pause) Sure. Come on over. We already have a full house. Why not fill it completely. (pause) Okay. I'll see you in a little bit. Bye. (hanging up the phone) L.B. says we should send him fake dog poop.

Mew Two: Yes. Lets do that. (sarcasm)

Kem: I think Mew Two means "Lets not".

Mew Two: What ever.

Kaiba: The plan...

Mew Two: Oh yeah. Do we have any real suggestions?

(No one says anything.)

Mew Two: Okay then. That's okay. I'm going to teach you all about Kuja and suggest to you a plan.

Ken: Why didn't you just do that from the start?

Mew Two: I wanted to make sure you had no ideas. I'll be back.

(He teleports away. He returns a moment later with some boards, a pointer, and a stand. he sets everything out and takes out the pointer.)

Mew Two: Okay. (flipping over the first board) This is the enemy.

(It's a picture of Kuja)

Maria: He does look like a girl!

Pam: That's a girl if I ever saw one.

Joe: Does it really matter what he is or claims to be?

Everyone: No.

Joe: Revenge now!

Mew Two: O-kay... Any way, this is Kuja. He's an evil sorcerer that we don't like very much.

Li: That WOULD be why you called him the enemy.

Mew Two: Right. So, since he's an evil sorcerer, that means it's going to take a great deal of planning and stuff to defeat him.

Joe: Lets plan then. Revenge now!

Mew Two: Joe, if you don't stop yelling, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

Giovanni: Can I leave?

Kem: No! You aren't going any where!

Joe: Ha ha! I can leave when I want to!

(Giovanni glares at him.)

Kem: Enough! Please continue, Mew Two.

Mew Two: Thank you, Kem. Any way, to devise a plan that can defeat Kuja, we must first know what a sorcerer is. Does any one know what a sorcerer is?

Vicky: (raising her hand) We all know what a sorcerer is. Stop talking like a teacher.

Mew Two: Any one else?

(Mokuba raises his hand and jumps up and down.)

Mokuba: I know! I know! Pick me! Pick me!

Mew Two: Okay, Mokuba, what is a sorcerer?

Mokuba: A sorcerer is a magic guy that does stuff!

(Everyone looks at him. Kaiba shakes his head.)

Mew Two: O-kay... That's true. Vague, but true.

Mew: Just tell us what we need to know so we can beat that brat, Kuja.

Mew Two: Fine. As we discovered earlier, Kuja uses very powerful dragon magic.

(Mystic raises her hand. L.B. walks into the room. )

L.B.: Hi everyone!

Everyone: Hi!

Mew Two: Welcome, L.B. Now, Mystic, what is your question?

Mystic: Ummmm..... When did we discover that again?

Mew Two: While the others were stone. You were there. Remember?

Mystic: No. I got bored of you so I started watching He-Man. Skeletor is really fun. (imitating Skeletor) "I am Skeletor! Overlord of evil!" Hehehehe! We should get him on TPAMS! That would be so cool!

Mew: Yeah!

Kaiba: The plan...

Mew Two: Right.

Kem: Way to keep everyone in line, Kaiba. Good job!

Kaiba: Sure...

Mew Two: Any way, we need to find a way to defeat Kuja and his dragon magic. Since we have a magic expert here, that shouldn't be a problem.

Li: But I don't know any magic that is more powerful than dragon magic.

Mew Two: That's okay. You still have a lot of useful magic knowledge that we can use.

Li: Okay...

Mew Two: And we have Kuja's book.

Giovanni: What if that was fake too?

Mew Two: Well, then we just have Li.

Giovanni: Great. The fate of the world rests in the hands of a 12 year old (sarcasm).

Li: Dude! We went over this while we were kidnapped! I'm 13! Not 12! There IS a difference!

Giovanni: *sigh*

Mew Two: Stop fighting.

Kem: I have a question.

Mew Two: Yes, Kem?

Kem: I don't think we know enough about Kuja or his magic to stop him. We need to find a way to get more information.

L.B.: Why not pretend to be evil and join him?

Mew Two: That is a brilliant idea, L.B.! We'll send someone to join Kuja and get more information on him and his plan. Who would like to go?

Davis and Ken: Not me!

(Everyone else just sits there.)

Mew Two: *sigh*

Kem: Wait! I know just the people to help us out!

(She runs into the kitchen. The others look into the door way. Mew Two can see from his spot. She's picking up the phone and dialing some numbers.)

Kem: Answer the phone... Come on.... Hello? (pause) Hi! I'm so glad you picked up! Listen, I need you help. (pause) This is Kem. (pause) Yeah I'm fine. You? (pause) Great. Okay. Now, like I said, I need your help. (pause) Me and some of my friends are getting our revenge on Kuja for being turned into statues. (pause) Great. I was hoping that you could do something for me. (pause) I want you to go and pretend to join Kuja so you can tell us all the secrets we'll need to beat him. (pause) Sure! Bring him too! (pause) Okay. (pause) Great. Call me when you get there. (pause) Cool. Bye!

(She hangs up the phone and goes back into the dining room.)

Kem: Consider it taken care of.

Mew: Who did you call?

Kem: Some of my writer friends. We go way back.

Mew Two: Okay then. What shall we do while they are spying on Kuja?

Keith: How about we just go kill him?

Kem: How about.... No.

Davis: Could we go to Chucky Cheese's? I love that place!

Katie: Yeah!

Everyone else: NO!

(Davis and Katie cross their arms and glare at everyone.)

Joe: Can we eat some lunch? I'm hungry.

Kem: Okay. What do you want?

Vicky: How about some hamburgers?

Joe: Ha ha ha. Jerk .

Mokuba: What's his problem?

Kem: He doesn't eat meat. Lousy vegetarian. Always making things difficult.

Joe: Like you should talk plain hamburger girl.

Kem: Ketchup is gross!

Joe: And so is meat.

Kem: Says you.

Joe: That's right.

Kem: That's it-!

Mew Two: Stop! I'll see to it that everyone gets what ever they want to eat, okay?

Kem and Joe: Fine.

Kem: But Joe is still a dork.

Joe: Commence end of life sequence!

Davis: What?

Keith: That means "die".

Kem: Go eat a poisoned mushroom.

Joe: Maybe I will! Wait....

Kem: Stupid.

Mew Two: Silence!

(He paralyzes them both with his powers. After a minute, he lets them go.)

Mew Two: Are you going to stop fighting?

Kem: Fine.

Joe: What ever.

Mew Two: Good.

Joe: Now you know why I like Mew better.