The Pikachu and Mew Show

(A few hours later, at Kuja's palace, Kem's friends that she called (Kitt and R.S {Which stands for Rocket Stevo if you were curious}) are outside. Two other kids are there too. Not surprisingly, they're Kem's friends too, however, they aren't there to help her.)

Jessica: Okay, Joe, Team Rocket didn't work out, but I just know that this guy will be a much better employer.

Other Joe: Are you sure about this?

Jessica: Sure! This will be a great job for us!

Other Joe: Okay... But we could always work at Target.

Jessica: (ringing the doorbell) Forget that.

(Over by the good guys...)

Kitt: Okay. So what exactly do we say to him?

R.S.: I don't know...

Kitt: Lets just tell him that we were looking for an evil job that wasn't in Team Rocket because.... Because...

R.S.: Giovanni is a jerk!

Kitt: R.S.!

R.S.: Well, he is...

Kitt: Oh well... Lets go! Those other kids are ringing the doorbell!

(They run over to the door. A black mage opens it.)

Black Mage 381: Hello. How can I help you?

Jessica and Kitt: We want to talk to who ever is in charge here!

(They glare at each other. Joe and R.S. just shake their heads.)

Black Mage 381: Okay. Just a second.

(The Black Mage closes the door and walks away.)

Jessica: Hey! We were here first!

Kitt: No you weren't! We saw you get here because WE were here first!

Jessica: You were not!

Other Joe: What does it matter!?

R.S.: Yeah. If he has any jobs, I'm sure there are plenty for everyone.

Jessica: What ever.

Kitt: Okay...

(The door opens. This time, Kuja is there.)

Kitt: Hi! Are you Kuja?

Kuja: I am.

Jessica: Great! Listen, we were looking for a job in the crime business and we heard you were pretty evil and criminal like.

Kitt: Do you have any openings?

(Kuja looks at them.)

Kuja: *Thinking* Thunder and Mew aren't trying to trick me again are they? This is getting terribly boring. I can't believe they'd try the same trick twice. Unless these kids are for real... I'll have to test them to find out.

Jessica: Hello?

Kuja: Excuse me. I was just thinking of a job for you. I could surely use your assistance.

R.S. and Other Joe: Really?

Kuja: Certainly! And I've though of just the task for you!

Kitt and Jessica: You have?

Kuja: I wouldn't say so if I didn't mean it. Do you want the job or not?

Kitt: We sure do!

Jessica: What is it!?

Kuja: Well, I'm having a little bit of a pest problem.

Other Joe: A "pest problem"?

Kuja: Yes. There's this cat and this rat that seem to enjoy giving me problems.

R.S.: But we aren't exterminators.

Kuja: Yes. I know. I don't want you to kill them. I want the pleasure of doing that myself. I want you to bring them to me.

Kitt: Br- bring them to you?

Kuja: Yes. You might know them. They go by the names of Thunder and Mew and host a rather obnoxious talk show. Do you know who I mean?

Jessica and Other Joe: Yes.

Kitt and R.S.: Y- yeah...

Kuja: Excellent! Would you like the job?

Jessica: Joe and I are so there!

Kuja: Good. (looking at Kitt and R.S.) What about you?

Kitt: Ummmm... Could my friend and I discuss this for just a second?

Kuja: Certainly. *Thinking* I found the weasels. Thunder and Mew... You ARE dumb.

(Kitt and R.S. walk about 10 feet away.)

Kitt: *whispering* What do we do?

R.S.: *whispering* I think we have to agree with it.

Kitt: *whispering* You're right... He'll figure us out if we don't.

R.S.: *whispering* Right. We better say something to lead him off the right trail in case he's already on to us.

Kitt: *whispering* Right. Go ahead.

R.S.: *whispering* Okay. *speaking loudly* But Kitt! They're rich and powerful and they probably have body guards!

Kitt: *almost yelling* Come on, Stevo! They're just little Pokémon! It'll be fine! Lets go!

R.S.: *sigh* Okay.

(They walk back to Kuja)

Kuja: *Thinking* What a lovely performance.... *speaking again* Have you decided?

R.S.: Yes.

Kitt: We'll do it!

Kuja: Okay. Run along then. I'll be waiting for you.

Jessica: No problem! You can count on us.

Kuja: Great. Hurry back, now.

(They walk away. Kuja just smiles.)

Kuja: Could Thunder and Mew really be that scared of me? That's too bad. I expected so much more from them. Perhaps I'll go pay them visit. Then they can explain in person why they haven't come. Yes. I'll go. After I see what these kids do. I'm very curious to hear their excuse.

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