The Pikachu and Mew Show
(A few hours later, at Kuja's palace, Kem's friends that she called (Kitt and R.S {Which stands for Rocket Stevo if you were curious}) are outside. Two other kids are there too. Not surprisingly, they're Kem's friends too, however, they aren't there to help her.)
Jessica: Okay, Joe, Team Rocket didn't work out, but I just know that this guy will be a much better employer.
Other Joe: Are you sure about this?
Jessica: Sure! This will be a great job for us!
Other Joe: Okay... But we could always work at Target.
Jessica: (ringing the doorbell) Forget that.
(Over by the good guys...)
Kitt: Okay. So what exactly do we say to him?
R.S.: I don't know...
Kitt: Lets just tell him that we were looking for an evil job that wasn't in Team Rocket because.... Because...
R.S.: Giovanni is a jerk!
Kitt: R.S.!
R.S.: Well, he is...
Kitt: Oh well... Lets go! Those other kids are ringing the doorbell!
(They run over to the door. A black mage opens it.)
Black Mage 381: Hello. How can I help you?
Jessica and Kitt: We want to talk to who ever is in charge here!
(They glare at each other. Joe and R.S. just shake their heads.)
Black Mage 381: Okay. Just a second.
(The Black Mage closes the door and walks away.)
Jessica: Hey! We were here first!
Kitt: No you weren't! We saw you get here because WE were here first!
Jessica: You were not!
Other Joe: What does it matter!?
R.S.: Yeah. If he has any jobs, I'm sure there are plenty for everyone.
Jessica: What ever.
Kitt: Okay...
(The door opens. This time, Kuja is there.)
Kitt: Hi! Are you Kuja?
Kuja: I am.
Jessica: Great! Listen, we were looking for a job in the crime business and we heard you were pretty evil and criminal like.
Kitt: Do you have any openings?
(Kuja looks at them.)
Kuja: *Thinking* Thunder and Mew aren't trying to trick me again are they? This is getting terribly boring. I can't believe they'd try the same trick twice. Unless these kids are for real... I'll have to test them to find out.
Jessica: Hello?
Kuja: Excuse me. I was just thinking of a job for you. I could surely use your assistance.
R.S. and Other Joe: Really?
Kuja: Certainly! And I've though of just the task for you!
Kitt and Jessica: You have?
Kuja: I wouldn't say so if I didn't mean it. Do you want the job or not?
Kitt: We sure do!
Jessica: What is it!?
Kuja: Well, I'm having a little bit of a pest problem.
Other Joe: A "pest problem"?
Kuja: Yes. There's this cat and this rat that seem to enjoy giving me problems.
R.S.: But we aren't exterminators.
Kuja: Yes. I know. I don't want you to kill them. I want the pleasure of doing that myself. I want you to bring them to me.
Kitt: Br- bring them to you?
Kuja: Yes. You might know them. They go by the names of Thunder and Mew and host a rather obnoxious talk show. Do you know who I mean?
Jessica and Other Joe: Yes.
Kitt and R.S.: Y- yeah...
Kuja: Excellent! Would you like the job?
Jessica: Joe and I are so there!
Kuja: Good. (looking at Kitt and R.S.) What about you?
Kitt: Ummmm... Could my friend and I discuss this for just a second?
Kuja: Certainly. *Thinking* I found the weasels. Thunder and Mew... You ARE dumb.
(Kitt and R.S. walk about 10 feet away.)
Kitt: *whispering* What do we do?
R.S.: *whispering* I think we have to agree with it.
Kitt: *whispering* You're right... He'll figure us out if we don't.
R.S.: *whispering* Right. We better say something to lead him off the right trail in case he's already on to us.
Kitt: *whispering* Right. Go ahead.
R.S.: *whispering* Okay. *speaking loudly* But Kitt! They're rich and powerful and they probably have body guards!
Kitt: *almost yelling* Come on, Stevo! They're just little Pokémon! It'll be fine! Lets go!
R.S.: *sigh* Okay.
(They walk back to Kuja)
Kuja: *Thinking* What a lovely performance.... *speaking again* Have you decided?
R.S.: Yes.
Kitt: We'll do it!
Kuja: Okay. Run along then. I'll be waiting for you.
Jessica: No problem! You can count on us.
Kuja: Great. Hurry back, now.
(They walk away. Kuja just smiles.)
Kuja: Could Thunder and Mew really be that scared of me? That's too bad. I expected so much more from them. Perhaps I'll go pay them visit. Then they can explain in person why they haven't come. Yes. I'll go. After I see what these kids do. I'm very curious to hear their excuse.