(Today, it's ladies night at "The Club". There are tons of people there. They have awesome drink specials on ladies night. That's why everyone is there. Any way, Goku and Vegeta are sitting at the bar eating ice cream. Gohan is sitting there, too. He's watching all the people there that are actually having fun. The boy is 17 and he's still being baby-sat by his dad. Poor Gohan.)

Goku: Why aren't you eating your ice cream, Gohan? Aren't you hungry?

Gohan: Not really...

Vegeta: All you've done since we got here is stared at everyone else. You wanted to come and now you aren't even having fun.

Gohan: When I asked if I could go, I didn't expect you and dad to come along.

Goku: Your mother asked us to come along to make sure you behave.

Gohan: Lightning would have done it. He's way more fun than you. No offense.

Goku: None taken!

Vegeta: *sigh* Can we leave then?

Goku: Not yet, Vegeta. We have to show Gohan that's we're just as fun as Lightning!

Vegeta: No we don't.

Gohan: No you don't!

Goku: Sure! Come on, Vegeta!

(He grabs Vegeta and drags him to- you guessed it- the kaeroke stage. A few feet away, Gene, Shiro, Darien, and Michelle are sitting at a table talking about stuff.)

Michelle: Action Kitty Versus Dopey Dog was the best Action Kitty movie.

Shiro: Are you kidding me!? Action Kitty Goes to Obedience School was way better.

Michelle: If you like crap.

Gene: Action Kitty IS crap.

Darien: I agree. Action Kitty sucks.

Michelle: I don't think any one asked you.

Shiro: Yeah. Action Kitty rocks!

(Gene and Darien look around like they don't know Michelle and Shiro. A few feet from them in the game room, Madison and Jim are playing that fighting game with the ridiculously long title. Goten and little Trunks are watching.)

Madison: No! I won't lose!

Goten: I think she's going to win.

Trunks: Yeah. She won't even let him get a hit in.

Voice on the game: Player one is the winner!

Madison: Yes!

Jim: You're good at this game.

Madison: I know. No one is better than me.

Trunks: I bet I could beat you.

Madison: Nice try, Trunks, but Vegeta said you aren't allowed to play.

Trunks: Man!

Goten: It's not that great, Trunks. I have it at home.

Trunks: Really!?

Goten: Yeah. Gohan has it. He thinks he put it out of my reach, but boy was he wrong. It was fun at first, but after 3 or 4 hours, it gets boring.

Madison: How did you play it that long without getting caught?

Goten: Mom was visiting Trunks' mom and dad was at home. He was "watching TV". That means he was actually sleeping, but if you try to change the channel, he puts it back and says he was watching that.

Trunks: No fair! Can we trade families for awhile so I can play the game?

Goten: No thanks. I still have to try Zombie Killer.

Madison: I love that game!

Jim: I've never heard of it.

Madison: It's kinda like Resident Evil, only way better! Zombies took over the world and you have to kill their leader and any zombies that get in your way to save the world.

Jim: So it's not like those other stupid zombie games where you're in a zombie town for a stupid reason?

Madison: Right. The zombies are everywhere, so you have no choice but to help.

Goten: I cant wait to play it. Gohan is going camping this weekend and mom and Trunks' mom are going shopping. I'm sure dad will watch plenty of TV. And if he doesn't, I'll tell him that mom said he should take a nap!

Trunks: Man! Can I come over to watch?

Goten: Then your dad will come and then my dad can't sleep so we can't play it.

Trunks: I'll find a way to keep dad home. It'll be no problem.

Goten: What ever, Trunks.

(A few feet from them, Tai, Izzy, Matt, and Yugi are playing the Pokémon Master video game.)

Yugi: I go to which town now?

Matt: I think you go back to the city with the electric Pokémon gym.

Tai: Vermilion City?

Matt: Sure.

Izzy: Actually, you should go catch a ground type Pokémon.

Yugi: Ground type?

(Link walks over to them.)

Link: Hey. What are you playing?

Izzy: Pokémon Master.

Link: Ah. I beat that last time I was here. It's pretty easy.

Yugi: I'm so lost... I like Duel Monsters better. Speaking of that, Kaiba was supposed to play a game with me. Where do you suppose he is?

Matt: I heard from T.K. that Ken and Davis went to Kem's house with Kaiba and his brother. Apparently there was some kind of emergency.

Yugi: Oh no. I hope everyone is okay.

Link: Maybe we should call and find out.

Tai: Good idea! Do you have the number to Kem's house?

(Everyone shakes their head no.)

Izzy: Lets find someone who does, then.

Tai: Who's here that would have that?

Yugi: (Looking around) What about Michelle or Darien? They would at least know Lightning's number.

Izzy: Good idea.

(They leave the game room and head over to Michelle, Darien, Shiro, and Gene.)

Darien: You're all wrong! The best movie ever was Free Willy. It was so great when they freed Willy.

Michelle: I already told you that Free Willy was about as good as those Power Ranger movies.

Shiro: I don't think anything is THAT bad, Michelle.

Gene: Yeah.

Yugi: Hello.

Michelle: Hi!

Tai: Can we ask you a really important question?

Michelle: What is it?

Izzy: Do you have the phone number to Kem's house?

Darien: I do. Why do you want that?

Yugi: Kaiba was supposed to play Duel Monsters with me and he's not here. Matt said he head that something was up at Kem's house and that Kaiba was there. We wanted to call and see if everything was okay.

Michelle: (Digging through her purse) That sounds reasonable. Now where's my phone... Here it is! (She hands the phone to Yugi) It should be programmed on there.

Yugi: Thank you. (pause) Ummmm.... How do I use this?

Michelle: It's easy! (pointing to a button) You push this button here to go through the names. Look. There she is. (pointing to a new button) Then you push this button to make the call, (pointing at another button) and that button to end it.

Yugi: Okay.

(He pushes the start call button and waits. After a moment, he gets someone.)

Yugi: Hello? Is this Kem? (pause) Your name is Maria? Hello Maria. Is Kem there? (pause) Certainly. (pause) Hello? Kem? (pause) Hi. This is Yugi. I'm at "The Club" with some friends and we were wondering if everything was okay. We heard there was some trouble over there. (pause) Oh. (pause) I see. Are you okay? (pause) That's good. Is Kaiba there? (pause) Okay. I hope everything turns out okay for you. (pause) Yep. Thank you. Bye! (hanging up the phone) They were having some issues with an evil sorcerer.

Tai: Cool! What kind of issues?

Izzy: He turned them into statues.

Matt: Ouch. Is everyone okay?

Yugi: Yeah.

Izzy: Thank goodness. What are they going to do now?

Yugi: They're getting their revenge.

Tai: I am so there!

(He runs out the door. Izzy chases after him)

Izzy: (running after Tai) Tai! You drove me here! Come back!

(One more group to check on before we leave. Pegasus and Lary are sitting a few feet from where Gohan sits with a paper bag over his head.)

Lary: ....So if you add a little lemon juice to the batter, it will taste much better.

Pegasus: Really? I never thought of that. What a brilliant idea. Where ever did you get it?

Lary: My mother told me. She and her friends came up with it.

Pegasus: I think I'll try that. Then my bread will taste much better.

Lary: Do that. You'll love it.

Pegasus: I'm sure I will. (looking at Gohan) Say, why is that boy wearing a bag on his head?

Lary: It's not plastic, so I don't think he's trying to kill himself. Perhaps he's embarrassed.

Pegasus: Lets ask him.

(They walk over to Gohan.)

Pegasus: Hello.

Gohan: Hi.

Lary: What's wrong?

Gohan: My father is making a total idiot of himself in front of my friends.

Pegasus: Your father?

Lary: Goku. See? He's singing on stage.

Goku: (singing) "Good-bye to yoooouuuu!"

Pegasus: (looking to the stage) So he is. How is that embarrassing for you?

Gohan: I'll never live it down... My dad is a dork and I'll be labeled a dork. I'll never be popular now!

Pegasus: Why not?

Gohan: Have you been to a high school lately? If you have, you'd know that situations like this can totally ruin your social status. I'm wearing the bag so no one knows who I am. That way they won't tease me about this later.

Lary: How do you know they don't think your dad is cool?

(Gohan looks over to Goku. He's singing songs by Abba {Kem: What's wrong with Abba? They're cool!} and doing several outdated and uncool dances. All the kids are staring at him with looks of pure terror on their faces. Gohan turns towards Lary and Pegasus again.)

Gohan: They don't think he's cool.

Pegasus: But-

Gohan: No.

Lary: I don't think he's cool either...

Gohan: See! I'm ruined!

(He puts his head down on the counter. The bartender washes around him trying to not get the bag wet.)

Pegasus: I'm sure your real friends will support you.

Gohan: This is high school! There's no such thing as real friends!

Lary: He has a point there.

Pegasus: Too bad. Oh well. Lets go see what's playing in the theater.

Lary: Oh! I hope it's Action Kitty!

(Lary and Pegasus walk away.)