(Later that day, Thunder and Mew decide to do a show like normal while their spies collect information. They head to the studio and start the show. They felt like a live episode, so that's what they do.)

Thunder: Hello and welcome to The Pikachu and Mew Show!

Mew: We sure have a great show for you today! Our guests are random people from where ever! Who do we have first, Mew Two?

Mew Two: Your first guest is Andrea.

Thunder: Send her out.

(Andrea walks onto the stage. She's on the phone with someone.)

Andrea: (into the phone) Uh-huh. (pause) Yeah! (pause) I know! (pause) Hold on a sec.. (To Thunder and Mew) I just need a minute to finish this.

Mew: Okay.

Andrea: Thanks! (into the phone) Sorry about that. I'm doing an interview. (pause) Thunder and Mew of course! (pause) Isn't it!? Well, I have to go. I'll talk to you later. Bye! (hanging up the phone) Sorry about that.

Thunder: Don't worry about it. So, how are you?

Andrea: I'm fine. How are you?

Mew: Pretty good.

Andrea: Cool.

Mew: So, what was it like to be a statue?

Andrea: I don't remember really... It just felt like I was asleep.

Thunder: Was it a fun experience?

Andrea: Not really. You have a really bad headache after you come out of that. It hurts just remembering.

Mew: And how is your dad taking this?

Andrea: He's fine. Just as crabby and over protective as ever.

Thunder: No more than usual?

Andrea: Nope. He's taking it rather well. He only eliminated 3 people.

Mew: Isn't that a lot?

Andrea: No way! When he gets really mad he gets rid of anyone that so much as looks at him.

Thunder: Well, we're glad he's handling this well. What about you?

Andrea: I'm great. I'm not really worried because it isn't very often a crazy sorcerer turns you to stone.

Mew: Right. So, what else is new?

Andrea: Nothing really.

Thunder: Okay then. It was fun talking to you. We'll see you later.

Andrea: Okay. Bye!

(She walks off the stage)

Mew Two: Your next guest is Skeletor.

Mystic: You can thank me later.

(Thunder and Mew look at her. Skeletor walks onto the stage.)

Thunder: Hi Skeletor.

Skeletor: I am Skeletor! Overlord of evil!

Mew: O-kay.... I am Mew! Queen of all talk shows!

Thunder: *sigh* How are you today, Skeletor?

(His mouth drops open. It's really funny looking because he's just a skull and has no expression on his face. Thunder and Mew give him a confused look.)

Mew: Ummmmmm.....That's nice.... What have you been up to lately?

Skeletor: Overlord of evil!

Thunder: You've been busy being the overlord of evil?

Skeletor: I am Skeletor! Overlord of evil!

Mew: Right. What else have you been doing?

(His mouth drops open. Thunder and Mew look at each other.)

Thunder: Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?

Skeletor: I-

Thunder and Mew: "- am Skeletor! Overlord of evil!"

Mew: We get it already! Can't you say anything else?

(His mouth drops open again. Thunder and Mew cross their arms.)

Thunder: You're being very uncool, Skeletor.

Mew: Get your overlord of evil a** of my stage.

Skeletor: I am-

Thunder and Mew: GET OUT!

(Skeletor walks off the stage.)

Mew: You are SO fired, Mystic.

Thunder: Only if she pulls that crap again.

Mew: Fine. Who's next?

Mystic: Next is-

(The stage begins filling with smoke. Everyone looks around. They're all scared and confused.)

Mew: What's going on!?

Voice from the rafters: Why, Mew, I just came to be a guest on your delightful talk show.

Mew Two: I know that voice....

Thunder and Mew: Kuja!

(He jumps down from the rafters)

Kuja: That's right! I was so disappointed that I didn't receive an invitation, so I invited myself. I hope you don't mind.

Mew: Of course we mind!

Kuja: That's too bad. Seeing as I'm already here and I'm not about to leave, we'll just have to talk then.

Thunder: What if we don't want to talk to you?

Kuja: I'm afraid you have no choice.

(He uses his powers to make a TV appear before them. The TV is on the local news channel we saw earlier.)

News Anchor Terry: I'm afraid I have some horrible news to report today. Earlier, the Kanjohto National Bank was robbed by Thunder the Pikachu and Mew of the hilarious talk show "The Pikachu and Mew Show".

Thunder and Mew: WHAT!?

(Kuja smiles evilly)

News Anchor Terry: The police are searching for them as we speak and viewers are asked to call the police if you have any information on their location-

(Kuja blows up the TV with his powers.)

Kuja: Lets talk now.

Mew: What did you do!?

Kuja: Me? Why Mew, I'm hurt! I never thought you would accuse me of causing trouble!

Thunder: What ever you did, you aren't going to get away with it!

Kuja: That's where you're wrong, Thunder. I AM going to get away with it.

Mew Two: What are you going to get away with?

Kuja: (blowing up the cameras to make sure none of this gets aired) I'm going to keep my money that was so cleverly stolen from the bank and I'm going to destroy you all in one day! Then I'm going to take over the world and enslave humanity. And there's nothing YOU can do about it! Bwahahahahahaha!

Mew: That's what you think!

Kuja: Honestly, Mew, what are YOU going to do? You can't tell the police because they'll arrest you on the spot. You can't leave here because you'll be arrested. You can't call your trainer because she has most likely been arrested, and your spies in my palace will soon be no more! There's no hope for you now!

Thunder: No! I don't believe you!

Kuja: Believe it! You're both finished! And I think I'll get Mew Two and Mystic as well. That way, I'll have the whole set!

Mew: You big meanie!

Kuja: Oh! That hurts, Mew! I thought we were friends! Friends don't hurt friends, Mew.

Thunder: You aren't our friend! You turned Kem and her friends into stone for no reason!

Kuja: I had a reason.

Mew: What was it?

Kuja: Oh. NOW you want to talk. Fine. Lets chat. I'm a little angry that you foiled my evil plans back in Legendary Land. And you added insult to injury by sending me to that minimum security hell hole!

Thunder: All you wanted was revenge?

Kuja: That's right. And I'll have it.

Mew: No you won't.

Kuja: Sure I will. The 2 of you are no match for me... And there's no one to help you.

Thunder: I'm sure the police will listen-

Kuja: No they won't. Your clones are running around tarnishing your good names as we speak. They'll have a kill on sight order out for the 2 of you in no time at all.

Mew: I knew it was you!

Kuja: Who else would want to frame you?

Thunder: Believe me, Kuja, you aren't the only person out there that hates us.

Kuja: I believe that, but that isn't the point. The point is, you have to do everything I say because if you don't you'll be arrested, and believe me, I'm much less painful than prison.

Mew: All you did was sit around and watch movies on cable.

Kuja: It was awful!

Thunder: It sounds like fun! Maybe we should go outside-

Kuja: What if they send you to the Kanto State Penitentiary? That is not a fun place.

Thunder: I've heard of there... That ISN'T a fun place....

Mew: You actually stay in cells there... And they feed you gruel, if they feel like feeding you, that is.

Thunder: And they make you hit rocks all day while you're chained to a big, heavy, metal ball thing.

Kuja: They do not. You sit in your cold, scary cell all day. The only people you get to talk to are murderers and other bad people that get sent there for life and are just waiting to do mean things to you!

Mew: Really?

Kuja: Yep. And you have to use a toilet that's right next to your bed!

Thunder: Where everyone can see you?

Kuja: That's right.

Thunder and Mew: Eeeeww!

Mystic: But you guys are famous. You'd probably get off with a slap on the wrist and a small fine.

Kuja: No they won't. I'll make sure they end up in the penitentiary.

(Thunder and Mew give him a terrified look. Mew is about to cry when an idea comes into her head. She smiles for a second, then gets a scared look on her face again.)

Mew: (falling down before Kuja) Please don't! I don't want to go live with big, mean, scary criminals that want to do mean things to me! Please don't make me go!

Thunder: Mew!

Kuja: If you agree to come with me, you won't go.

Mew: (pretending to think) Ummmm... Okay.

Thunder: MEW!

Kuja: What about you, Thunder?

Thunder: I'll never go with you!

Mew: Thunder! Come on! You don't want to go eat gruel at the maximum security prison! Please come!

Thunder: Mew! We're supposed to be getting revenge on him not giving in!

Mew: Nope. It just didn't work out. Kuja is much to powerful. He has won, Thunder. Lets just go.

(Thunder looks at her. After a second, he suddenly realizes she has a plan. He goes along with it.)

Thunder: *sigh* Okay. You're right. Lets go.

(Kuja is very delighted that his plan "worked". To delighted to notice that Thunder and Mew are planning something.)

Kuja: Excellent! What about you 2?

Mew Two: Fine.

Mystic: Lets go.

(They knew Mew had a plan all along. So our heroes follow Kuja as he leads them to his palace.)