The Pikachu and Mew Show

(While Kuja plots his prison escape, Thunder, Mew, Mew Two, Mystic, and Lightning are enjoying a relaxing vacation in the Viridian Forest. While Mew and Mystic play dolls with Thundrina and Sparkles, Thunder and Lightning are visiting their brother at his house.)

Shocker: This is a window.

(Thunder and Lightning sigh heavily. Shocker doesn't notice)

Shocker: It's actually my favorite window. I can see the sunset from it. And I can see the beautiful flowers in the park. And-

Lightning: That's great, Shock. Really, it is.

Thunder: Don't you have anything else to look at?

Shocker: Well, other than my furniture and my 4 windows, no. I'm still getting stuff.

Lightning: Great. Well, we better go-

Shocker: Wait! You can't go yet! I didn't show you the curtains mom made me! And You can't leave until I offer you something to eat.

Thunder: We're really not hungry-

Shocker: SIT!

(They sit down on the couch.)

Shocker: There. I'll be back with something. DON'T MOVE.

(He goes into the kitchen.)

Lightning: I KNEW I should have stayed home...

Thunder: Me too...

(There's a knock at the door. )

Shocker: (from the kitchen) Could one of you get that? It should be Princess.

Lightning: I got it.

(He walks over to the door and opens it. Sure enough, Princess is standing on the other side.)

Princess: Ummmm... Hello, Lightning. Is your brother here?

Lightning: Thunder or Shocker, because they're both here.

Princess: I was actually asking about Shocker, but if Thunder is here, I should at least say "hi".

Lightning: Great! Come on in!

Princess: Thank you.

(He opens the door all the way and lets her in. She walks over to the couch and sits down next to Thunder.)

Princess: Hi Thunder!

Thunder: Hey Princess, what's up?

Princess: (watching Lightning walk over and sit down in a chair) Nothing really... You?

Thunder: (Looking at Lightning to see what she was looking at) Same. What brings you here?

Princess: (Still watching Lightning) Shocker asked me to come. (whispering) Which is fine since I wanted to talk to him any way.

Thunder: (Looking at Lightning) Uh-oh...

Lightning: What? (Rubbing his face) Is there something on my face?

Thunder: No. It's... Never mind...

(They sit in silence for a minute. Every time Lightning looks away, Princess nonverbally tells Thunder that she wants to talk to him. After a minute, Thunder decides to do something about it.)

Thunder: I could use some fresh air. Do you want to come outside with me, Princess?

Princess: Sure! Lets go!

(As Shocker walks in with juice and cookies, Thunder and Princess walk out the door.)

Thunder: (closing the door) Save some cookies, we'll be right back!

Shocker: What's going on?

Lightning: I saw the whole thing, but I have no idea...

(Outside, Princess tries to explain herself to Thunder. They stopped walking and are sitting by some of the flowers Shocker was showing Thunder and Lightning earlier.)

Thunder: Okay. What is it?

Princess: I was thinking a lot about stuff lately, and I realized that I can't marry your brother.

Thunder: I kinda thought so. I really see no reason to ask, but, why not?

Princess: You're all wrong with every reason you're thinking, I assure you. I just can't do it. Shocker is a great guy and I like him a lot, but I think we should just be friends.

Thunder: That's your reason? I was expecting you to tell me that you were going to live in a convent or something.

Princess: No... That's it. For the most part...

Thunder: For the most part?

Princess: Forget I said that. Any way, I just wanted to tell you. I had to tell someone before I talk to him. I just had to.

Thunder: That's fine. He's going to be devastated, though. He really liked you.

Princess: I know. That's why I feel so bad about it. But I can't just go through with it to make him happy. That wouldn't be fair to me.

Thunder: That's right.

Princess: So you think I'm doing the right thing?

Thunder: If you think you are. That's all that really matters, you know.

Princess: I guess so.

(Back up in Shocker's house, he's looking out the window at them. Lightning is trying to get hem to sit down.)

Lightning: Shock, dude, sit down.

Shocker: What do you think they're talking about?

Lightning: (pulling his brother's arm) I don't know. Don't worry about it. Sit down.

Shocker: (resisting Lightning's pulls to look out the window) I bet he's talking bad about me. Thunder always does that! You know I've always liked you more than Thunder, right?

Lightning: (Now pulling Shocker's tail) Yeah. Sure. Sit down.

Shocker: (Pulling his tail away from Lightning) I just know he's trying to make her hate me. I bet he's jealous. That's it! He MUST be jealous.

Lightning: (Trying to get between the window and Shocker) He is not. They're probably just talking about food or something.

Shocker: (Pushing Lightning to the side) No. He's most certainly talking bad about me. I can FEEL it. If she dumps me because of Thunder, I'll never, EVER forgive him. Not ever!

Lightning: Shocker, Thunder wouldn't do that kind of thing. You know that. It's not his style. If Princess dumped you, I just know it's because of her own reasons, not Thunder's.

Shocker: (looking at Lightning) You think she's going to dump me?

Lightning: No! It's just- You said- And- Ugh....

(Back outside....)

Princess: It was kind of nice to have some to do what ever I wanted, though.

Thunder: Princess!

Princess: It was. Shocker never asked a question. He just did what I wanted right away. He's so sweet. Too bad it just won't work.

Thunder: I was wondering... If you always had a crush on Lightning, why would you go out with Shocker?

Princess: I really don't know. I guess I thought since you and Lightning are so great and nice and stuff, Shocker would be a great guy too. But I was wrong. He's great, but not like you or Lightning.

Thunder: Do you still like Lightning?

Princess: Well, not so much. He's a little to loud for me. Not bad loud, but out there loud.

Thunder: Yeah. He always has to be in the middle of everything. I'd much rather sit back and watch.

Princess: Me too. It's much safer out there.

Thunder: Yep.

(They sit in silence for a minute. After a minute, Princess says something.)

Princess: Ummmmm... Thunder?

Thunder: Yeah?

Princess: Ummmm... Maybe we should go back in. Knowing Shocker he's probably looking out the window waiting for us.

Thunder: Yeah. Lets go.

(They head back towards Shocker's house. Meanwhile, Mew Two is reading a book and watching Mew and Mystic play dolls with Thunder and Lightning's sisters. They're sitting in the sunny spot of the yard.)

Mystic: (In her firefighter Ken voice) No Barbie! Don't jump! You have so much to live for!

Mew: (In a high pitched Barbie impression voice) No! I have nothing! My brother just died of cancer and my boyfriend ran off with the mail woman! I have nothing left!

Mystic: (In the firefighter Ken voice) Please Barbie! What about your talk show!

Mew: (Still using that voice) My talk show means nothing! TPAMS would have ran it under sooner or later any way! Well, good-bye cruel world!

Thundrina: (In a lower pitched regular Ken voice) No Barbie!

Mew: (in her barbie voice) Ken! You came back! I thought you and the mail woman ran off to Tahiti!

Thundrina: (in the regular Ken voice) No, Barbie! I would never leave you! I just went with her to pick up a package at the post office!

Mew: (in the Barbie voice) Oh Ken! Never do that again!

(Mew Two starts laughing hysterically. Sparkles soon follows. She has no idea why, but since Mew Two is laughing, she figured, what the hell, lets do it.)

Mew: And what is so funny?

Mew Two: Your game of barbies sounds like a bad soap opera.

Sparkles: Yeah! Bad soapra!

Mew Two: No, no, Sparkles. It's "soap opera".

Sparkles: Soap opa!

Mew Two: Opera.

Sparkles: Opa!

Mew Two: Never mind...

Sparkles: Soap opa!

Thundrina: That's 'cause it is.

Mystic: We call it "Today is not Yesterday".

Mew Two: That sounds like a soap opera title. Or a James Bond movie...

Mew: (smiling) Do you want to play? You can be Dr. Doctor guy if you want.

Mew Two: No thank you.

(Mrs. Chupi comes outside.)

Mrs. Chupi: Hi kids! I came to get Sparkles. It's nap time, sweetie!

Sparkles: No! I wanna pway wif Moo too!

Thundrina: Who?

Sparkles: (pointing and Mew Two) Moo too! I wanna pway wif Moo too!

Mrs. Chupi: You can play with Mew Two after your nap. Isn't that right, Mew Two?

Mew Two: Certainly.

Sparkles: Otay! Will you wead me a stowy fwom your book, Moo too?

Mew Two: Of course. Come along now.

(He picks up the Pichu and caries her inside. Mrs. Chupi follows.)

Mew: Hehehe... She called him Moo too.

Mystic: If he's Moo too, then you must be just Moo.

(Thundrina and Mystic laugh. Mew glares at them. Thunder and Lightning walk around the house and sit here Mew Two was.)

Mew: Hey! What are you doing back so soon?

Thunder: Princess dumped Shocker and we didn't want to be around when she left.

Thundrina: Really? Oh no! I like Princess! I was so excited to have her as a sister. What did you say to her!?

Lightning: I didn't say anything. Thunder could have, though.

Thunder: I already told you that she decided of her own free will to dump him and I had nothing to do with her decision.

Lightning: What ever. L.B. will be happy.

Thunder: Yeah she will.

Lightning: I bet she throws a party.

Mystic: If she doesn't I will. I think that's reason to celebrate.

Mew: You can't hate Shocker. You don't even know him.

Mystic: What's your point-

(The sun is blocked out. They all look up to see what caused the shadow, but they can't tell. From above, the shadow is in the shape of a dragon, but since they're on the ground, they don't notice that. After only a few seconds, it's gone.)

Mew: What was that?

Lightning: I'm not sure.

Mystic: Is it just me or does anyone else feel like something bad is going to happen?

Mew: I feel it too... I hope that was just a plane or something....

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