(At Kuja's Palace, Jessica and Joe are waking up from their unconsciousness.)

Jessica: Ouch. What happened?

Other Joe: I think Thunder and Mew beat us up. Bad.

Jessica: Oh no! I can't believe we blew our first big job. That Kuja guy will never hire us again.

(Kuja walks in the front door with Thunder, Mew, Mew Two, and Mystic. He looks over and notices Joe and Jessica.)

Kuja: Oh. You've finally awakened.

Jessica: Yeah... We're really sorry we messed up...

Kuja: That's okay. I took care of that other job. I have a new one for you now.

Other Joe: What's that?

Kuja: There's this black mage in the kitchen that's not working properly. I want you 2 to go take his place.

Jessica: You're putting us on kitchen duty?

Kuja: Do you want a job?

Jessica: Yeah! Sure! We'll go! Come on, Joe!

Other Joe: *sigh* What ever....

Kuja: Okay. (pointing down a hall to the right) The kitchen is that way. Run along now.

(Jessica and Joe go down the hall to the kitchen.)

Kuja: You follow me. I have some friends I want you to meet before I kill you.

(Kuja heads down the stairs. Mew, Thunder, Mystic, and Mew Two all look at each other to see who wants to go first. Mew decides to be brave and go down the stairs first. When they get to the bottom, they follow Kuja into his laboratory/meeting room. Inside, the Legion of evil is sitting around a table waiting for him.)

Erin: Brother! You're back! And you got them!

Kuja: That's right. I told you I would get them, and I did. Well, Thunder and Mew, I want you to meet all my wonderful friends that helped make this glorious moment possible. There's my lovely sister, Erin, who helped me escape from the prison, there's Misty whose pessimistic-ness helped us to make certain we calculated every possible outcome of our plan, good and bad. There's Lance. He didn't really help that much. He was more of a moral supporter. There we have Zelda who was also an excellent moral supporter, and lastly we have Rukifellth whose Astral Knights turned your trainer and the others to stone and got me the hair samples I needed for my plan. Guys, meet out friends Thunder, Mew, Mew Two, and Mystic.

(All the bad guys glare at them.)

Mew: I should've known Lance, Misty, and Zelda were on your side. No wonder they hated us from the word "go".

Lance: We hate you because you're jerks.

Misty: You tried to make me suicidal!

Zelda: You were suicidal before you met them because that ugly kid you like wouldn't go out with you.

Mystic: Hehehehe! She called Ash ugly!

(Thunder and Mew laugh along with Mystic. Misty glares at them.)

Misty: That's not the point! The point is.... Ummmmm.... I hate you!

Thunder: The feeling is more than mutual.

Misty: Good!

Mew Two: Okay.

Misty: Fine!

Kuja: Enough! Now, I believe it's time to bid you farewell. It's time for you to meet your superior counterparts. Kitt! R.S.! Bring out the clones!

(As Kitt and R.S. lead the clones out to him, 2 Black Mages walk in.)

Kuja: What is it?

Black Mage 219: Master Kuja, 2 kids called Kem and Davis would like to speak with you.

Black Mage 190: The girl's exact words were "Tell him to get his girlie looking self up here right now before I'm forced to come down and brake one of his nails".

Mew Two: That sounds like Kem....

Kuja: Fine. I'll be back. Don't commence with the killing until I return.

(Kuja follows the Black Mages up the stairs. Sure enough, Kem and Davis are standing at the front door. Kuja walks over to them.)

Kuja: Hello, Kem. How are you today?

Kem: Shut up! I want to know how you managed to frame Thunder and Mew!

Kuja: Evil clones.

Davis: Okay. (turning around) Lets leave!

(Kem grabs him by the shirt. He tries to walk away and gets pulled back)

Davis: Ow!

Kem: That wasn't a very nice thing to do to them!

Kuja: And it wasn't very nice of them to foil my kidnapping plan either, but you let them do it.

Kem: For starters, I didn't LET them do it. They hardly ever listen to me. They went on their own. And secondly, they were helping their friends. They had a plenty good reason!

Kuja: Not good enough for me. If they really wanted to help their friends, they would have paid the ransom.

Kem: Pay it and let you go back on your word?

Kuja: Damn! How did you know I never keep my word.

Kem: I've played your game. I know all your stupid tricks.

Kuja: I'm doubting that. Now, if that is all you had to say, I think I'm going to go back to my laboratory and watch my Thunder and Mew clones destroy the real Thunder and Mew. (closing the door) Good-bye!

Kem: (letting go of Davis and grabbing the door) Wait! I'm not done with you! You have Thunder and Mew!?

Kuja: Yes, yes I do.

Kem: And you're going to kill them!?

Kuja: Yeah.

Kem: You're terrible!

Kuja: (smiling evilly) I know.

Davis: Oh well. I guess he's won. (turning around again) Lets go.

Kem: (trying to hold on to Davis and the door) You can't kill them without letting me say good-bye!

Kuja: Oh dear... You're right. That would be terribly cruel of me. *thinking* And even more cruel if I made you watch them die... (to Kem) Come on! I'll even let you witness the execution.

(He opens the door and leads Kem and Davis inside. Back at the lab...)

Thunder: (whispering to Mew) You DO have a plan don't you?

Mew: (whispering to Thunder) We'll stall him by saying we can fight because we don't have a trainer-

Thunder: (whispering to Mew) But Kem is here....

Mew: (whispering to Thunder) Like he'd let her fight.

Thunder: (whispering to Mew) What's the rest of the plan then?

Mew: (whispering to Thunder) Since he won't let us fight, he'll have to think up a new plan and we can escape while he's plotting!

Thunder: *sigh* We're done....

(Kem and Davis follow Kuja down the stairs to the lab/meeting room. It's getting really crowded in there)

Kuja: Okay then! Lets see one of those spectacular Pokémon battles everyone is talking about.

Mew: We would, but we can't. We need a trainer to fight. And besides, there isn't enough room in here.

Kuja: Kem is right here, and we can always go to a stadium somewhere. I can't have you running and bleeding all over my lawn.

Mew: Fine. We want to go to Giovanni's Gym and we want spectators.

Kuja: Fine. Anything else?

Thunder: Do you have any food?

Kuja: *sigh* Okay...

(He makes a sandwich appear in front of Thunder. He quickly eats it. Kuja then teleports everyone to Giovanni's gym. Giovanni was watching his people hang a picture next to the battle field when everyone appears on the field. He walks over to Kem and Kuja.)

Giovanni: What's going on?

Kem: We're going to battle here. Go get spectators.

Giovanni: What?

Kuja: Just go. I want to hurry up and start this already. I want Thunder and Mew dead now!

Giovanni: O-kay....

(He goes outside.)

Kem: Okay. If you want this to be a real battle, you have to be trainer for your clones.

Kuja: Fine.

Kem: And I need a second to plan with my Pokémon.

Kuja: Okay. You have until Giovanni returns.

(Kem runs over to her Pokémon and they begin plotting. 10 minutes later, the gym is full and everyone is ready to go.)

Kem: Okay. Send out the first victim.

Kuja: Foolish mortal... Do you have any last requests?

Mew: Shut up and pick one of your cheater clones!

Kuja: Fine. Go Mew.

(His Mew floats out into the center.)

Kem: Okay. Go Mew.

(Mew floats out opposite the other Mew.)

Kem: You be the referee, Giovanni.

Giovanni: Fine. Are you both ready?

Kem: Yep!

Kuja: Yeah.

Giovanni: Okay. You may begin.

Kem: Lets see what those clones can do.

Mew Two: (from the side) I hate to talk like you don't know what you're doing, but I bet those clones are super powered like mine were.

Kem: I'll keep that in mind.

(The clone Mew slams real Mew into the floor. When the dust clears, real Mew is climbing out of a crater. Kuja smiles.)

Kem: Are you okay Mew?

Mew: (rubbing her head and blinking) I think so...

Kem: Okay. Let me think...

Kuja: Clone Mew, tear off Mew's tail and strangle her with it! (looking into the stands at his friends) Doesn't that sound perfectly wonderful?

(They cheer. The rest of the crowd boo's loudly. The clone Mew grabs real Mew's tail, but real Mew teleports away.)

Mew: Kem! What should I do!?

Kem: Wait! I'm still thinking!

Mew: (running from clone Mew) I don't have time for that!

Kem: Wait! I've got it! Mew! Transform into a level 3 super sayen!

(Everyone gives Kem a confused look)

Mew Two: Can she do that? She's not a sayen.

Mew: (stopping) Sure. I've seen Goku do it before! We can transform into anything as long as we've seen it before.

Mew Two: That's not how it works-

Mew: It works for Ditto, so it must work for us!

Kem: It had better!

(Mew yells a little bit and turns yellow. The whole gym shakes. A piece of plaster falls and hits Kuja in the head. Yep. That's about what happens when someone turns into a level 3 super sayen.)

Kuja: What happened!? Why is she all yellow?

Kem: She's a level 3 super sayen now. Goku would be so proud of her!

Goku: (from the stands) Great job, Mew!

(Mew gives him a thumbs up)

Kuja: Stop playing around and fight me already!

Kem: Okay! Mew! Destroy fake Mew!

Mew: Okay!

(She uses some magical magic stuff to blow up the clone Mew. The clone Mew explodes and Mew hairs float down to the floor.)

Kuja: No way!

Kem: Yes!

Giovanni: It looks like Kem has won the first round.

(She runs out and high fives Mew.)

Kuja: Fine. Go ahead, Thunder.

Kem: (walking back to her trainer box) Get back here, Mew. (turning to Thunder) Would you like to try to fight him?

Thunder: I can't change into a level 3 super sayen...

Kem: That's okay. The only thing this movie is missing now is an inspirational triumph over adversity thing. Are you up to it?

Thunder: Okay! I'll try real hard!

(He runs out to the center of the battle field. Fake Thunder's cheeks spark.)

Giovanni: Are you ready?

Kem: You know it!

Kuja: I guess.

Giovanni: Go ahead, then.

Kuja: Okay. Use your electricity to fry that pikachu!

(Fake Thunder tries to use a thunderbolt attack on real Thunder, but real Thunder is able to escape. Fake thunder tries again, but misses again. Real Thunder keeps running around in circles.)

Kuja: What kind of crap are you trying to pull!? Stop being stupid and fight me!

Kem: Thunder! Stop running now! Try using a body slam on that jerk!

Thunder: (panting) No- way! I'm- too- slow....

Mew Two: Not to mention he looks like he's going to collapse.

Kem: Thunder! Maybe you should come out-

Thunder: (trying to hide his- ummmm- tired-ness) No! I can win! Just wait!

Kem: Thunder!

(Thunder goes after Fake Thunder. Because fake Thunder is much smaller, he escapes really fast. He then tackles real Thunder. Real Thunder falls over.)

Kem: Thunder!

Thunder: (trying to get up) I'm- okay.

evil Thunder: He better be. That other pikachu is barely half his size.

Kem: Thunder!

Thunder: Hang on!

Kem: Not you!

evil Thunder: Heh heh heh...

Kuja: (rubbing his head) This is stupid... I must finish this immediately! Thunder! Use all the electricity you can to destroy that Pikachu!

Kem: Hey!

(The fake Thunder begins building up a huge electric charge in his body. Real Thunder is worried.)

Thunder: KEM! WHAT SHOULD I DO!?

Kem: I don't know! Ummmmm....

(The fake Thunder is almost ready to attack)

Kuja: Hurry up!

Thunder: KEM!

Kem: Thunder! Wait!

Thunder: I DON'T THINK I HAVE THAT MUCH TIME, KEM!

Kem: I hate this! Ummmm....

Kuja: Face it, Kem. You're just going to have to accept defeat this time. You're stupid rat isn't going to get out by default like that cat did.

(The fake Thunder finishes charging his attack and turns towards Thunder. He smiles evilly and lets it go. The whole gym lights up. Everyone covers their eyes.)

Kem: Thunder! Damnit, Kuja! If Thunder is dead and I'm blind you are SO going to pay!

Kuja: (rubbing his eyes) Oh be quiet!

(The light dims down. Everyone rubs their eyes in an attempt to get their sight back. When they can see again, they see that the fake Thunder is gone and the real Thunder is curled up in a ball. He's totally unharmed. Standing over him is Lightning. His cheeks are sparking.)

Kuja: NO! That's not possible!

Kem: Lightning!

Thunder: (looking up) What? I'm alive? LIGHTNING!? What happened!?

Lightning: (Hitting his face) Stop sparking! Stop that! There... Are you okay, Thunder?

Thunder: Yeah, but how did you stop that attack?

Lightning: Well, when I saw how powerful that attack was going to be, I quick got out here to block it from hitting you. I was able to absorb most of it.

Kuja: IMPOSSIBLE! How could you do that!? You're just a scrawny little rat!

Lightning: You underestimate me. I could put out a thunder attack that powerful so it's only natural that I could withstand it.

Giovanni: Well then, it looks like Kuja's Pokémon is unable to battle seeing as it kind of exploded into nothing. That makes Kem the winner.

Kem: YES!

(She runs out and hugs Lightning. Then Thunder.)

Kuja: Damn! How could you have defeated me twice? Where did I go wrong? My plan was perfect....

Mew: Why are you so bent on being mean to people?

Kuja: Why not?

Thunder: Kuja! We're trying to help you! If you would just cooperate, you wouldn't have to go back to jail!

Kuja: Like I'd ever accept help from the likes of you! *sigh* Oh well... It looks like I've failed once more...

Kem: And you're going straight back to jail!

Mew: But Kem! I'm sure he's just confused and misguided. I'm sure we can help him!

Kem: He said he doesn't want your help.

Kuja: That's right. I don't. But since the prospect of jail doesn't interest me either I believe I'm going to have to bid you farewell for now. But rest assured, you haven't seen the last of me! Bwahahahaha!

(Kuja and the Legion of evil disappear from the gym.)

Thunder: Damn! Oh well. We'll get him next time.

Mew: *sigh* Okay...

(The screen cuts to Kuja's palace. It's the next day. Once again we find Kuja standing next to a window with a familiar looking plant.)

Kuja: *sigh* Well, Holly, they got us again. I guess I underestimated those Pokémon and their trainer. Oh well... We won't make that mistake again. Oh no... Next time.... Thunder and Mew will pay!

(He looks down at the plant)

Kuja: You want to know how? Why, Holly, we needn't worry about that now. We'll save that for next time.

(There's a knock on the door. )

Kuja: Enter.

(The door opens. Erin walks in.)

Erin: Kuja, father and mumsy are here to talk to you.

Kuja: *sigh* Great (sarcasm).

Erin: They don't seem to be angry. Perhaps they aren't too upset.

Kuja: That doesn't matter. Whether or not they're angry, I have failed them once again. I can't believe I've already managed to tarnish the family name.

Erin: Don't be so down on yourself, Kuja! You're the greatest evil sorcerer ever! Thunder and Mew are just tough opponents. You'll outsmart them some day! Until then, you can focus on improving yourself so you'll be up to the challenge.

Kuja: You give me too much credit, Erin.

Erin: I don't! You are that great! You have to be if you can create all those great plans and still have time to take such good care of your hair!

Kuja: Hmmmm.... I think you're right, Erin. Yes! You are right! That's why I will be victorious next time!

Erin: That's right!

Kuja: Excellent. Come, sister. Father and mumsy are waiting.

Erin: Okay. Once father and mumsy are through with you, will we plan for your next meeting with Thunder and Mew?

Kuja: No. When father and mumsy are through, we're going to attack the United Sates and turn the president into a house plant.

Erin: Why?

Kuja: George Bush bugs me.

Erin: Is that how you got Holly?

Kuja: Yes. Holly was actually a girl that used to tease me back in third grade. (smiling evilly) She can't tease me anymore. And she's a fantastic listener. (Holding the plant out ot his sister) Doesn't she make a lovely plant, too?

Erin: She does. What will we do once you finish with that?

Kuja: Then we will plan my revenge and this time, we're going to succeed.

Erin: Okay. That sounds great.

Kuja: Of course it does. All my plans are great.

Erin: That's right!

Kuja: (setting Holly down) Okay. To the living room.

(Kuja and Erin leave the room. All we see now is the window and the table in front of it. The sun is setting in the background. On the table is Holly. In front of her, we see a small pile of yellow hairs. Hmmmmmmm..... )