(Back at the Viridian Minimum Security Prison, Kuja sits on a bench outside with Holly. He has a bag of his most valued possessions hidden under the bench. He's waiting patiently for his sister, Erin, to come pick him up. The queen lady from FF9 walks up to him.)

Queen Lady: What are you doing, Kuja?

Kuja: I'm waiting for my ride.

Queen Lady: You got picked to go on the train ride!? Cool! I love that little train that goes around the prison.

Kuja: You idiot! You ARE nothing more than a stupid elephant lady! I'm not riding that foolish train! I'm getting out of here! (To Holly) Honestly... People can be so stupid!

Queen Lady: But your sentence isn't up yet. I remember it being longer than mine.

Kuja: (trying to stop himself from smacking her) It was. I'm escaping.

Queen Lady: Oh! Okay! Can I come?

Kuja: No. I hate you.

Queen Lady: But Kuja-

Kuja: But nothing! Get out of my sight before I'm forced to hurt you!

Queen Lady: Fine! I hate you, too!

(She walks away. Kuja looks up to the sky.)

Kuja: Erin... You're late... You know Holly, It's really not like Erin to be late.

(He looks down at Holly, then over at the prison, then over to the front gates, and then to the sky again. After a minute, he picks Holly up and starts talking to her again. He's seriously scaring me...)

Kuja: Where could she be, Holly? Erin is never late. Do you think she's in trouble? If any one has hurt my dear, sweet sister I will be forced to destroy them.

(He looks at Holly. Does he honestly think she's going to respond? She's a plant for crying out loud!)

Kuja: No... You're right, Holly. She's okay. Just late... She'll be here, Holly. And then we'll be free. And we'll never have to watch another Action Kitty movie! I HATE Action Kitty! Remind me to destroy Action Kitty and her creator once we're out of here, okay, Holly?

(He looks down at the plant and smiles. That's NOT normal.)

Kuja: Excellent. Just excellent....

(.... Okay.... At that moment, a big, pink dragon flies overhead and starts landing. Kuja picks up his things and goes over to where the dragon landed. He gets on. The dragon takes off again and flies away.)

Kuja: You're late, sister.

Erin: I know. I'm sorry. Those morons at the impound lot couldn't find your dragon.

Kuja: How many dragons were there? There must have been quite a few if they managed to lose mine.

Erin: Yours was the only one, brother. The idiot humans that run the place just forgot where they locked it up. I'm so sorry it took me so long to help them find it.

Kuja: Well, since you got here okay, and my darling dragon is unharmed, I suppose you can be forgiven.

Erin: Thank you, brother.

Kuja: You are very welcome.

Erin: Were you able to reach the others?

Kuja: Yes. We're meeting at my palace. The Legion of Evil will be together again soon enough.

Erin: Fantastic! But are you sure your palace is presentable? You have been in jail for almost 3 months.

Kuja: It's fine. Don't worry. Now, we must hurry home. I hate this dreadful prison outfit.

(Funny... It looked pretty normal to me... Jeans and a sweater...)

Erin: It IS just dreadful! You have much better taste than that. I can't believe you had to let people see you in that!

Kuja: I know. It was awful.

Erin: Oh well. At least your hair is still nice as ever. You've always had really nice hair.

Kuja: Not as nice as yours.

Erin: Stop that. You know your hair is better than mine.

Kuja: Okay. It is. Yours just needs work, but you'll get there.

Erin: I hope so.

Kuja: Don't worry! You'll have lovely hair some day.

Erin: Okay. Say, did you devise an evil plan to destroy Thunder and Mew and enslave humanity?

Kuja: I'm working on it. You can't hurry genius, after all.

Erin: You're right. Oh! I almost forgot! Mumsy and father wanted to see you when you weren't busy.

Kuja: Great. I bet they're going to yell at me for getting caught.

Erin: Well, Kuja, you normally get away with murder. Literally. It's not like you to get caught.

Kuja: I also don't normally have to deal with those stupid talk show hosts. I don't understand how they were able to figure out my plans and defeat me. No one has ever done that.

Erin: I know, brother, but don't be discouraged! Mumsy and father will forgive you, and I just know you'll get those stupid Pokémon this time!

Kuja: You're right. What's past is past. There's no helping that. Now we must look ahead to the future. I'll have my revenge soon enough... And then father and mumsy will be just ecstatic.

Erin: That's the spirit! Well, it's off to your palace then, right?

Kuja: Right. There I will change into a less hideous outfit and prepare for our meeting with the others. Soon revenge will be mine and all of humanity and those dumb Pokémon will bow before my power!

Erin: What about the others?

Kuja: *sigh* Fine. They will bow before the Legion of Evil and all that good stuff.

Erin: Yay! I can't wait!