(Lets back track a little bit. Earlier that day, Kuja and Erin arrive at Kuja's Desert Palace. They go around preparing it for guests and such.)

Erin: Where should I put this skeleton, Kuja?

Kuja: (looking around the box he's holding) Oh my... I guess he must have died while I was in prison. Shoot.

Erin: Who was this?

Kuja: Cable guy. He got on my bad side, so I locked him in a closet and forgot about him. Oh well. I'm getting a dish, any way. Go throw that skeleton in the corpse burning room.

Erin: Okay.

(Kuja and Erin continue their cleaning for another hour or so. Then the guests arrive. First to arrive is Princess Zelda. She and Kuja go way back. They were in the same terrorize innocent people club. Then Lance arrives. Yes. Lance of the elite four. He's evil. Why else would he wear that awful outfit? He and Kuja became friends when they met while shopping. They buy their clothes from the same place, you see. Next to arrive was Misty. When she decided that she hated Ash and Brock, she decided to turn to villainy. She's one of Erin's friends. She's not part of the "old gang", but she was excited to join the legion when she found out they were getting revenge on Thunder and Mew. And last to arrive were the Dark Messenger Rukifellth and his 7 personal body guards, the Astral Knights (from Bomberman 64). Kuja met them back in Evil University. They were in the same class. Kuja and all his friends together form the dreaded Legion of Evil. When they all take seats, Kuja begins the meeting.)

Kuja: Welcome friends. It is so wonderful to see all of you again! As you know, I spent the last 3 months in prison. While I was there, I decided that I wanted my revenge on the terrible monsters that put me there. That is why I called all of you.

Lance: You want our help?

Kuja: That's right. What do you say?

Misty: I'm in. I want to get Thunder and Mew, too!

Kuja: Excellent.

Zelda: I'll join, also. I must have revenge for when Mew turned me into a doll!

Lance: I'll help, too. Those 2 really crossed the line when they got all the gym leaders to go on strike.

Kuja: Great! What about you, Rukifellth?

Rukifellth: I'll do anything to help an old friend. My knights and I will do whatever you need us to.

Kuja: Fantastic! I knew I could count on all of you! You're all such great friends! I couldn't ask for any better friends than you.

Erin: Right. So, what's the plan?

Zelda: Yes, Kuja. What are we going to do?

Kuja: While I was cleaning up my laboratory, I got a fantastic idea! I found my third grade teacher in the closet. She was solid stone.

Misty: Really?

Kuja: Yes. I got mad when she gave me a 'C' on the math test. Any way, I remembered at that time a magic spell that turns people to stone.

Rukifellth: Really? That could be very useful.

Kuja: Yes, indeed. So, when I found my teacher, I thought, why not lure Thunder and Mew into a trap by turning their trainer to stone so they have to come and get me to reverse it!

Zelda: That's a wonderful plan, Kuja!

Lance: Yes, but what trap will we lure them into?

Kuja: Well, Lance, I have an idea about that, too. You see, while I was in prison, I did a lot of reading and research, and I found that the one thing that is guaranteed to destroy people is themselves.

Lance: Themselves?

Kuja: Yes. Most people that fail do so because of their own errors or miscalculations. No one has been able to destroy Thunder and Mew because they don't leave a gap in their defenses. If we can trick Thunder and Mew into beating themselves, they don't stand a chance.

Zelda: How do we trick them into defeating themselves?

Kuja: That's all to simple, my dear Zelda. We have to BE them to BEAT them.

Misty: What?

Kuja: It will make sense to you soon enough. Now, Rukifellth, I want you to send your Astral Knights to use that spell on Thunder and Mew's trainer, and anyone they find with her. They will find the spell in that red book by the door.

Rukifellth: Okay.

Kuja: (tossing an envelope at Rukifellth) Also have them leave this note on one of the statues and steal anything they can find in the house that has hair from Thunder, Mew, or Mew Two.

Rukifellth: Their hair?

Kuja: That's right.

Rukifellth: Okay... Did you get all that, my knights?

Knights: Yes, master.

Rukifellth: Go then.

(The Astral Knights leave.)

Lance: What do we do until they return?

Kuja: We must prepare for their return.

Erin: This is certainly a great plan, brother. How do you come up with this stuff?

Kuja: *shrugging* I dunno. Just call it a gift. Now, let us all go to my laboratory.

(They all leave the room and head for the lab.)