The Pikachu and Mew Show

(The next morning, Kuja and his friends are preparing themselves for revenge. Erin and Misty are holding some jars full of pretty glitter liquids.)

Erin: (holding a jar that has a sparkly purple cloud in it) Kuja, what are these?

Kuja: Well, dear sister, that would be the potion you use to turn someone back to normal if they were turned to stone.

Erin: (looking into the jar) Why do you have these?

Kuja: What if I accidentally turned a friend to stone? I would need that to turn them back.

Erin: Oh. Okay. Were you planning on turning a friend to stone?

Kuja: It wasn't planned, but it could happen.

Misty: *sigh* I'm not going to say anything.

Erin: You probably shouldn't...

Zelda: Kuja, what makes you so sure Thunder and Mew will come? Perhaps they hate their trainer.

Lance: No. They don't hate her. They are far to loyal. They'll come.

Kuja: Yes. Don't worry about it.

Zelda: If you think so.

(One of Kuja's black mages walks into the room.)

Black Mage 387: Master, there are 2 boys that wish to speak with you. They say they're selling candy for a school fund raiser.

Kuja: I do love candy! I think I'll get some.

Erin: Could you get me some?

Kuja: Of course! Would anyone else like candy?

Rukifellth: Shouldn't you be worrying about your revenge?

Kuja: We can take a momentary break to enjoy some candy. Come on. It will be fun! I'll get some candy for everyone.

(Kuja leaves the lab. Erin and Misty are still holding all the jars of potion.)

Erin: Lets go ask Kuja where he wants these.

(They take the jars with them to find Kuja. Kuja is talking to the school boys, Davis and Ken, about the candy.)

Kuja: Do you have any M and M's. My sister loves those!

Ken: Yes, sir.

Kuja: Oh good! I'll take one of those. What else do you have?

Davis: We have peanut butter cups, snickers, crunch bars-

Kuja: I'll take 3 of each of those. Anything else?

Ken: We also have almond joy and mounds.

Kuja: 3 of each of those, too. Is that enough? Let me think... Me, Erin, Zelda, Misty, Lance, Rukifellth, the 7 Astral Knights. Yes. That should do. How much do I owe you?

Davis: You bought 16 candy bars at 50 cents each, so you owe us $8.

Kuja: That's less than I thought it would be! I have to go get my money. Why don't you boys come wait in here. It's dreadfully warm out today.

Davis: We'd love to!

Ken: Thank you very much.

(They follow Kuja inside. Erin and Misty walk up to him. Ken and Davis slouch down so Misty can't see them.)

Erin: Kuja, where should we put these potions for making people not stone any more?

Ken: *whispering* Potions?

Kuja: Just leave them on this table and go back to the lab. I'll be right there.

Misty: Why would we leave them here?

Kuja: Because I told you to.

Erin: Okay.

(They set them on the table. All 3 of them leave the room. Ken and Davis run over to the jars of potion and pull the candy top off the box and quickly put the potions in the box. They go back to their seats.)

Davis: I thought we wanted his spell book.

Ken: We do, but we'll need these too.

Davis: But we had better come up with a book, or these will be useless!

(They frantically look around the room. Ken spots a large book on a table across the room. He runs over to it. Sure enough, it's Kuja's Spell book. He runs back to their stuff and puts it in the box with the potions. A minute later, Kuja returns with money.)

Kuja: Here you are. Spend that wisely, now.

Ken: (Handing Kuja his candy) We will. Thank you.

Kuja: (leading them to the door) You're welcome. Bye now!

Davis: Good bye! Enjoy your candy!

Kuja: I will. Thanks!

(Davis and Ken quickly walk away. Kuja happily takes his candy back to the lab. He distributes the candy.)

Kuja: I hope you like what I got you.

Erin: M and M's! You're the best!

Lance: What happened to the potions those 2 had?

Kuja: They're in the entry hall.

Lance: What are they doing there?

Kuja: I want them there. If we have them here, they're more likely to get broken.

Zelda: I guess that makes sense.

Kuja: Of course it does! Now forget about it and eat your candy.

(They do as Kuja told them.)

Kuja: *thinking* Thunder and Mew. How silly you are thinking I don't see through your trick. I know you sent those boys, and I know they have my book and the potions. Heh heh heh... That's what you think.....

  • Chapter List
  • Episode List
  • Home