The Pikachu and Mew Show

(Ken and Davis get the box back to Kem's house. The others are ecstatic to see that they got the book and the potions.)

Li: Great work, guys! How did you manage to pull that off?

Davis: Kuja left them unguarded on the table right in front of us.

Ken: It seemed too easy, but it was an opportunity we couldn't pass up.

Kaiba: I hope this isn't some kind of trick.

Li: I doubt it. Lets take a look at this book.

(Li opens the book and starts reading it. After a few minutes, he looks up at everyone.)

Thunder: Well...

Li: He uses dark dragon magic.

Everyone: Oh no!

Li: But-

Everyone: But!?

Li: But there is a spell here for using the potion that can return them to normal!

(Everyone cheers, except Giovanni. His big skeptic self has to go and ruin the moment.)

Giovanni: I don't like it... This seems much to easy.

Lightning: How do you know we didn't just get a lucky break?

Giovanni: I just have a bad feeling about it. You keep those "potions" and that spell away from Andrea. I don't trust it.

Mew: Why not? This might be the only chance we have to help them.

Giovanni: Why would Kuja leave the book and the potions sitting out right in front of 2 strangers?

Mystic: He's evil. He can't be very smart.

Giovanni: No one is THAT stupid.

Li: Well, if you don't want me to try it-

Mew: No! You have to try it! Vanni! Let him try it!

Giovanni: I don't care what he does to Kem or any of her friends, I just told him to keep that stuff away from Andrea.

Lightning: Fine. We need someone to test it out on.

Thunder: How about Vicky!?

Everyone: Okay.

(He pulls out a jar that has a blue cloud with silver sparkles.)

Li: (Reading from the book) "Take the potion and place it in front of the victim with lid off the jar." I can handle that.

(He puts the jar in front of Vicky)

Li: (Reading) "Add 2 drops of water to the potion mixture." I need water.

Mokuba: (handing Li a watering can he finds near a plant) Here you go.

Li: Great. Thanks. (Pouring the water) there! That's about 2 drops. Now I read what it says here. That seems easy enough. Score!

Thunder: Go ahead then.

(Li says some stuff that doesn't make sense. The potion mixture cloud thing surrounds Vicky, then passes into her. They all watch and wait. After waiting for about 10 minutes, nothing happens.)

Li: Okay. That's obviously not working.

Lightning: Why not?

Ken: Maybe they're fake.

Davis: Yeah. Maybe he saw right through our plan and decided to humor us by giving us fake potions to play with.

(As Davis finishes speaking, all the "potions" turn into a clear liquid)

Mew: Oh no! What happened!?

Li: (Looking at one of the jars) They turned into water. We were tricked...

Ken: But, if this doesn't work, we have no options left.

Giovanni: That's not true. Thunder and Mew can go ask Kuja. Maybe you should have just gone from the beginning.

Mew: He'll kill us!

Thunder: And then he'd leave Kem and Andrea and everyone else statues forever.

Mew: And he'll put them in his garden as lawn ornaments!

Thunder: Then what? You lost us and Andrea. How would you feel then?

Giovanni: You 2 would be gone?

Lightning: Giovanni!

Giovanni: I'm kidding. Look, I just don't think we should waste time trying this magic stuff any more. Lets just go get the real potions from Kuja. How hard can it be?

(They all look at him.)

Davis: Giovanni, look at your kid. Would you like to become a nice statue to complete the set?

Giovanni: Who said I was going?

Ken: You can't expect everyone else to go if you won't go yourself.

Giovanni: None of you are following me. I think Thunder and Mew should go. Just Thunder and Mew. They're the ones Kuja wants, after all.

Mew: *sigh* He's right. We should go.

Thunder: I don't wanna die! There has to be a way to make everything right without endangering anyone else.

(The doorbell rings. Mew Two goes to answer it. He opens the door to find Kem's friend, Pam.)

Mew Two: Hello.

Pam: Mew Two!

Mew Two: Pam.

Pam: MEW TWO!

Mew Two: PAM.

Pam: Mew Tw-

Mew Two: What do you want, Pam?

Pam: Is Kemi home?

Mew Two: Kind of.

Pam: Kind of?

Mew Two: She is here, but she isn't here.

Pam: What the hell are you talking about?

Mew Two: She's been turned into stone and the stone Kemi is here.

Pam: Oh.... Neat! Can I see it?

(She rushes past Mew Two. He rejoins everyone in the living room with the statues.)

Pam: Ooooooh!

Kaiba: Who is she?

Thunder: That's Pam. She's one of Kem's friends.

Pam: HI!

Lightning: What's up, Pam?

Pam: Nothing really. I just came to bug Kemi.

Thunder: Well, you can't exactly annoy a statue.

Pam: I know. You should really un-statue her.

Li: We're trying to, but we don't have a potion to turn her back.

Pam: Is THAT it? That's no problem!

(She begins digging through her purse. Everyone looks at her. After a minute or so, she pulls out a bottle of shampoo and pours it on Kem. The stone begins chipping away, and underneath it is Kem.)

Kem: Ow. My brain hurts.

Thunder, Mew, Mew Two, and Lightning: Kem!

(They all run to give her a hug. She gives them a confused look.)

Kem: Hey! Get off! You're wrinkling my new shirt! Hey! Since when are you so happy to see me?

Mew: Since you were a statue like 5 seconds ago!

Kem: I was? I was! Those robot jerks! Where are they!?

Li: Pam, how did you restore Kem without getting a real potion?

Pam: My magical shampoo. I like to call it Pam's Magic Shampoo!

Li: But why did it work?

Giovanni: Who cares!? Do you have any more?

Pam: Maybe.

Mew: Pam! If you have more, can we have it? We need it to make everyone else better.

Pam: Okay, kitty. I have some more. I have 1 more bottle with me. The rest is at my shop. I just have to go get it from Nina.

Li: May I see the shampoo you have here?

Pam: Kay!

(She dings through her purse again. She pulls out another small bottle of shampoo. She hands it to Li. He drops a tiny bit onto his finger and looks at it.)

Li: What is this made of?

Pam: I can't tell you. It's a secret.

Kem: Pam...

Pam: Okay. I was shopping with Nina a few weeks ago, and I found this neat book that had a pretty sparkle cover. Since it was so pretty and neat, I decided to buy it. When I brought it back to the shop, I was looking through it and I found a neat recipe for making all kinds of potions. It had potions for lots of stuff, including turning people into stone and back from stone. Any way, I made the un-stoning one, and it smelled nice and really made my hair shiny, so I called it shampoo and started selling it for $17.99 plus tax.

Mew Two: So all you did was make a potion from a recipe and marketed it as shampoo? How clever of you.

Pam: I know.

Mystic: Well, this was an odd turn of events. I can see the headlines now. "Magic shampoo saves the day."

Kem: Ummmmm.... I don't know what's going on completely, but I think that this discussion isn't nearly as important as restoring everyone to themselves.

Thunder: Right. Pam, you can go to get more of that shampoo, and we'll use the bottle Li has while you're gone.

Kem: Then can we go dismantle those robots?

Mew: What robots? Kuja made you stone.

Kem: 7 stupid robots came and started chanting things while we were waiting for Giovanni's sister outside school. Kuja wasn't there.

Thunder: But the note...

Li: Kuja is obviously who the robots are getting their orders from.

Kem: So that girl, Kuja, is behind this?! I'll kill him!

Davis: Wha... That sentence made no sense!

Kem: Ugh. Davis! Kuja looks like a girl.

Davis: Yeah.

Kem: So I called him a girl.

Davis: Oh! Okay! You were confusing me with all that "that girl" and "I'll kill him".

Kem: *sigh* I'm going with you, Pam.

Pam: Okay!

(Kem and Pam leave to go to Pam's shop.)

Li: Okay. Who should I use this on?

Mew: Not Joe!

Thunder: Agreed.

Mystic: Sad...

Mew Two: Lets use it on Blossom.

Giovanni: Why not use it on Andrea so I can go home?

Davis: You can't just abandon us! You have to help us get Kuja back for being a jerk.

Giovanni: Kuja's attitude really isn't my concern.

Ken: So you only care because Andrea is a statue too?

Giovanni: Yeah. That sounds about right.

Mew: Then she gets restored last. I think we should use it on Blossom, too.

Li: Okay. Does anyone object to that?

(Giovanni raises his hand.)

Li: Okay. Blossom it is then!

(He pours the shampoo on Blossom. The stone slowly chips away. After a minute or so, Blossom is free. She stretches her wings all the way out.)

Blossom: Yay! I can move again!

Mew: Blossom!

Blossom: Hey! What are all you guys doing here?

(They explain the situation to Blossom)

Blossom: I'll tear him in half! Can I tear him in half!?

Mew Two: Patience, Blossom. Patience. We'll get Kuja yet.

Blossom: (making a fist with her hand- errr- paw- no... claws!) Well, when we do, I call first hit.

Mew: Fine.

Li: Maybe we should come up with a plan of action. We can't just run into Kuja's palace.

Lightning: Right. And this time, we're going to do the job right.

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