Thunder: Hello everyone and welcome to the Pikachu and Mew show.

Mew: Maybe we should call it the Thunder and Mew show.

Thunder: But Joe called it the Pikachu and Mew show.

Mew: Okay. What ever.

Thunder: OK. Today on our show, we have lots of way cool guests.

Mew: Let me name a few. We have Ash Ketchem,....

Thunder: He’s not cool.

Mew: Well he’s one of our guests. And we have Brock, Giovanni, Mew Two,.....

Thunder: Isn’t Mew Two our stage manager?

Mew: Yeah. But he wanted to come on the show, so I said OK. And we have Lt.Surge, and a super suprise guest.

Thunder: Isn’t it 3 suprise guests?

Mew: No. Only 1.

Thunder: Well I have 3.

Mew: I guess it’s 4 then.

Thunder: Apparently. Any way, lets bring out the first guest.

Mew: And who exactly is that?

Mew Two: Your first guest is Ash.

Thunder: OK. Send him out then.

(Ash walks on to the stage and sits in the guest chair.)

Mew: Hi Ash. How are you doing today?

Ash: Great. What about you?

Mew: I’m fine. So Ash, what’s it like to go on a pokemon journey?

Ash: It’s cool.

Thunder: Why are you so nerdy?

Mew: Thunder!

Thunder: Oops. I mean, why do you even try? Wait. OK. How are Brock and Misty doing?

Ash: They’re fine.

Mew: Ignore him Ash. So, when are you going to become a pokemon master?

Thunder: If ever.

Mew: Shut up Thunder!

Ash: I don’t know. Soon hopefully.

Thunder: One last question Ash, because we have a lot of other people to talk to.

Ash: OK.

Thunder: Are you really that dumb or is it just for the show?

Mew: THUNDER!!!!

Ash: Ummm.....

Thunder: Well it was nice talking to you Ash. Next guest Mew Two.

Mew Two: Your next guest is Brock.

(Brock walks on to the stage as Ash is walking off, says hi to Ash as he passes him, then sits in the guest chair.)

Thunder: Hi Brock. How’s it going?

Brock: Hi Thunder. Hi Mew. I’m doing great. How are you guys?

Thunder: Good. So Brock, do you ever get sick of Ash’s stupidity?

Brock: Do I ever! I hate him sometimes. Most of the time. Actually, I’ve hated him all the time recently.

Mew: Why can’t we see your eyes?

Thunder: Do you have any?

Brock: Yes I have eyes.

Mew: Then why can’t we see them?

Brock: Talk to the animators.

Thunder: Note to self. Talk to the pokemon animators.

Mew: (rolling her eyes) What ever Thunder. Do you like to sing songs Brock?

Brock: Doesn’t everyone?

Mew: Do you want to sing one?

Thunder: NO SINGING!!!!

Mew: Why not!?

Thunder: We don’t have time.

Mew: We’ll sing after we’ve interviewed everyone Brock.

Brock: OK.

Thunder: I’m sick of Brock. Next guest.

Mew Two: I have a time saving suggestion.

Mew: What is it?

Mew Two: Rather than interviewing Giovanni and Lt. Surge now, why not wait till the gym leader episode.

Thunder: You mean Brock has to come back!?

Mew: THUNDER!!!!!

Mew Two: It makes sense doesn’t it?

Mew: Good idea. Lets interview our suprise guests now.

Thunder: OK. We’ll interview you last Mew Two.

Mew Two: You’re the boss. Your first special guest, who was picked by Mew, is Kem.

Kem: Hi Mew and Thunder.

Thunder: Hi Kem. What’s for dinner?

Kem: I’m not sure yet.

Mew: Can we have pizza?

Kem: We’ll see.

Mew: Maybe you should go home and cook dinner and you can be on our show tomorrow.

Kem: OK. You’d better have fun guests for me to torment tomorrow.

Thunder: We have all 8 gym leaders. And maybe the elite four.

Kem: Too fun. I’ll be back then.

Mew: Bye Kem! See you at dinner!

(Kem leaves.)

Mew Two: Your next guest, who was picked by Thunder, is Blossom: leader of the Powerpuff Girls.

Mew: Hi Blossom. Where are your sisters?

Blossom: Well, Thunder told us he only needed one of us today, so Bubbles and Buttercup told me to come.

Thunder: We’ll have all of you another day.

Mew: OK. So Blossom, why are you the leader?

Blossom: I’m the most fitting person for the job.

Thunder: Don’t you think Buttercup would be a good leader?

Blossom: She is far too irresponsible. And the professor said she was an instigator.

Thunder: Oh. Who has been the toughest bad guy to fight?

Blossom: "Him".

Mew: Thunder?

Blossom: No. "Him".

Thunder: Mew Two?

Blossom: NO NO NO!! "HIM"! THE GUY THAT HAS A NAME SO EVIL NO ONE WILL SAY IT!!!!!

Mew and Thunder: Oh "Him".

Blossom: He always manages to trick us. That’s why he’s so hard to beat.

Thunder: Who’s "He"?

Mew: She’s talking about "Him".

Thunder: Mew Two? This is all so confusing! Please STOP!!

Blossom: I better go now.

Mew: Yeah. We made Thunder think too hard. Bye Blossom.

Blossom: Bye Mew and Thunder!

(She leaves)

Mew: Next guest Mew Two.

Mew Two: Your next guest is that black cat from Sailor Moon.

Mew: Luna?

Mew Two: What ever.

Mew: Why her?

Thunder: Because I couldn’t find Sailor Moon. Or any of the Sailor scouts for that matter.

(Luna walks on to the stage.)

Mew: Hi Luna.

Luna: Um... Hi.

Thunder: Oh! I have lots of questions for you. First, does Sailor Moon’s stupidity ever bother you?

Luna: All the time. It gets really irritating after a while.

Mew: (Reading a piece of paper Thunder handed her) I’m NOT asking that.

Thunder: Ask NOW Mew.

Mew: Fine. Why do you have a crescent moon on your forehead?

Luna: Sailor Moon and Artimus (He’s the other cat) have one too. It’s because we’re from the moon. That’s what I understood any way. Ask the animators.

Thunder: Second note to self. Talk to Sailor Moon animators.

(Mew hits him)

Mew: Moron. That doesn’t make sense though.

Luna: Why not?

Mew: Aren’t the other Sailor scouts from the moon?

Luna: Yes.

Mew: They don’t have moons on their faces.

Luna: I don’t know then. Talk to the animators.

Mew: Maybe I will.

Thunder: Any way, how come you and that white cat can talk?

Luna: Artimus and I can talk because we’re not Earth cats we’re from the moon.

Thunder: How come there isn’t a Sailor Earth, Sailor Saturn, or Sailor Pluto?

Luna: Because the Earth had no scouts and Sailor Saturn and Sailor Pluto sound stupid.

Mew: And Sailor Uranus doesn’t?

Luna: Ummm... I have to go now.

Thunder: Don’t worry. You’ll be back.

Luna: How do you know?

Mew: Friday is Sailor Moon day.

Luna: Great.

Mew and Thunder: Bye Luna.

Luna: Bye.

(She walks off the stage.)

Thunder: Who’s next Mew Two?

Mew Two: Your next and final suprise guest is Goku from Dragonball Z.

Mew: I HATE THAT SHOW!!!!

Thunder: Well I like it.

(Goku walks on to the stage.)

Thunder: Hi Goku.

Goku: Hi... Um... little yellow guy. Hi little cat thing.

Mew: MY NAME IS MEW!!!!!! And he’s Thunder. He’s a Pikachu. That is why you are on THE PIKACHU AND MEW SHOW!!!!!!

Goku: I’m sorry. Chill out.

Thunder: Yeah Mew. Be nice to the guests.

Mew: Fine.

Thunder: What’s it like to have a giant monkey try to eat you?

Mew: When did that happen?

Thunder: In the episode I like to call Vegeta goes bananas.

Goku: What? That isn’t what that episode is called.

Thunder: I know but it sounds funnier that way.

Goku: So it does. Well, it knida sucked.

Mew: Why is your kid is stupid?

Thunder: What did I tell you about being nice to the guests!?

Mew: Didn’t you do this to Ash?

Thunder: And....

Mew: Well Goku...

Goku: I don’t think he’s dumb.

Mew: You and Ash’s mom are in the same boat dude. Can you guess what river it’s on?

Thunder: The Mississippi?

Mew: De-Nile.

Thunder: Shut up Mew. That wasn’t even funny.

Goku: I don’t get it.

Mew: Next guest.

Thunder: Fine. Bye Goku.

Goku: De-Nile. Wait a minute. I get it now.

Mew Two: It’s my turn.

(Goku walks off and Mew Two takes his place in the guest chair.)

Mew Two: I just wanted to be on the show to say one thing.

Mew: What is it?

Mew Two: The world will soon be mine. That is all.

Thunder: O-kay. Sure. Well that’s our show for today. join us tomorrow when we will have all 8 gym leaders and the elite four for our guests.

Mew: Kem will be here too.

Thunder: Yes. Elite four, gym leaders, and Kem. Bye everyone.

Mew: Yeah. BYE!!! Hey Brock! We can sing now.

(Brock walks on to the stage.)

Brock: OK. What do we sing?

Mew: The Pokemon Theme!

Brock: OK!

Mew: "I want to be the very best...."

Thunder: Turn off your TV's! Save yourselves!

Brock: "Pokemon! It’s you and me. I know it’s my destiny...."

(Thunder walks off the stage shaking his head in disapproval.)

That’s it for today’s episode of the Pikachu and Mew show. Tune in tomorrow to see the gym leaders and Kem, only on the Pikachu and Mew show. That means don’t watch any other shows because Kem and the gym leaders won’t be on them. So if you want to see Kem and the gym leaders, watch this show tomorrow. If not, then you don’t have to watch this show. However, we would greatly appreciate it if you watched the show any way because we need the ratings or we’ll get canceled. Like the Brady bunch. That show got canceled. So please watch our show. We don’t want to work at Cub foods checking out your groceries or cleaning up the spilled baby food in aisle 7.

Thunder: Dude! SHUT UP!! You’re scaring people.

Sorry. Good night everyone. Watch tomorrow!