Thunder: Hello everyone and welcome to The Pikachu and Mew Show episode 10.

Mew: We made 10 episodes already? WOW!!!

Thunder: Yep. Hurray for us. Today we are bringing back all our favorite guests.

Mew: Oh! This is gonna be great! Name a few Thunder.

Thunder: Ok. We have Blossom, Brock (he’s becoming a regular isn’t he?), Goku, Butch (not Cassidy), Sailor Neptune, Richie, Tracey, Todd, Tai and Agumon, Matt and Gabumon, Matt H, T.K., Tenchi, Vegeta, Brick, Giovanni, and a first timer on the show, Lawrence III a.k.a. Lary (I don’t care if that isn’t how you really spell Lary but it is my own personal opinion that Lary with 2 R's looks dumb).

Mew: And if we feel like it, Sailors Uranus and Pluto.

Thunder: I do NOT want to talk to Sailor Uranus.

Mew: Get over it. I said IF WE FEEL LIKE IT!!!

Thunder: Fine. First guest Mew Two.

Mew Two: Your first guest is Goku.

(Goku walks on to the stage)

Mew: Hey.

Thunder: Wasss up.

Goku: Umm.... hi.

Mew: So, are you still using that Eevee we gave you?

Goku: Not for fights. I named her Bunny and she is like a puppy.

Thunder: Really? (To Mew) He’s kinda weird.

Mew: (to Thunder) Tell me about it. That’s great Goku. You don’t feed it....

Goku: Her.

Mew: Fine. You don’t feed HER puppy chow, do you?

Goku: No. She eats Senshew Beans.

Thunder: Senshew Beans?

Goku: Yeah! They make her stronger. Her power level has to be at least 10,000!

Mew: That’s great Goku.

(just a side not to the Dragonball Z illiterate (Matt, Avian, Joe), Senshew Beans are these beans you eat that make you stronger (I think they’re called Senshew Beans any way) and a "power level" represents how strong you are. There. Now you can’t say you don’t know.)

Goku: Yeah.

Thunder: Are you going to evolve her?

Goku: Evolve Bunny? I don’t know about that.

Mew: She’ll be even stronger.

Goku: No thanks.

Thunder: Ok. So, how are you?

Goku: Fine.

Mew: Did anything interesting happen to you lately?

Goku: Yeah! I was walking Bunny, and Vegeta walks up to me. I said " Hi Vegeta" and he says " Hi Kakkarot" (that’s Goku’s Sayen name) and I say " What’s up?" and Vegeta says " Not much." and I say " Didn’t you go to a bad guy convention?" and he said " Yeah. That crazy girl, Kem I think her name is, took over and made it totally crazy." and I say " did you have fun?" and he says " it beat an actual convention. She made us play the game where one person starts a story and everyone else adds to it." and I say " sounds fun" and he says " kind of. and then the next day I was going to visit Giovanni with Lawrence III, because we bad guys plan evil conventions and such, and she shows up and makes us go listen to rap music with her pokemon" ...

Thunder: I REMEMBER THAT!!

Mew: THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!

Goku: Yeah? any way, then I say " wow. you had a pretty eventful trip, didn’t you?" and he says " yeah. that Kem kid is totally insane. well I have to go. See you around Kakkarot." and I say " Bye Vegeta" and I go home.

Thunder: Great story Goku.

Mew: Yeah. It brought back some funny memories.

Thunder: We have to go to the next guest now. Say hi to Bunny for us.

Mew: yeah. Bye!

Goku: Bye guys.

(Goku walks off the stage.)

Mew: Who’s next Mew Two?

Mew Two: Next up is Tenchi.

(Tenchi walks on to the stage.)

Mew: Hello.

Thunder: DUCK!

Tenchi: Where!?

(Thunder starts laughing.)

Mew: Shut up Thunder! There is no reason to or a duck any where Tenchi.

Tenchi: Oh. Ok. Hi.

Thunder: (still laughing) So, how are you Tenchi?

Tenchi: I’m all right.

Mew: Do all those girls still live in your house?

Tenchi: Yeah.

Thunder: " Big pimpin spending G’s...."

Mew: (trying not to laugh) Shut up Thunder.

Thunder: You know you thought that was funny.

Tenchi: What?

Thunder: It was just a little Jay-Z for you Tenchi.

Tenchi: Oh. I like rap music.

Thunder: Really?

Tenchi: Really.

Mew: Hmm. That’s interesting.

Thunder: " Big pimpin up in NYC...."

Mew: Shut up. And Tenchi doesn’t live in New York City.

Thunder: It’s still funny.

Tenchi: I live in Japan.

Thunder: We know that.

Mew: Well Tenchi, we need to go to the next guest now. Thunder is starting to bug me.

Tenchi: Ok. Bye.

(He walks off the stage.)

Thunder: Next!

Mew Two: Next up is Butch without Cassidy.

(He walks on to the stage)

Mew: Hey Butch.

Thunder: Hi.

Butch: * waves at them *

Mew: How are you today Butch?

Butch: * Gives Mew a thumbs up *

Thunder: Great. So, did our pokemon training special help you any?

Butch: * nods yes *

Mew: Good. Are you still with Team Rocket?

Butch: * nods yes *

Thunder: I thought Cassidy said you were going to quit.

Butch: * nods no *

Mew: She said maybe didn’t she?

Butch: * nods yes *

Thunder: That explains it. Will you speak for us today?

Butch: * nods no *

Mew: We promise we won’t laugh at you.

Butch: * nods no *

Thunder: I’ll give you 10 bucks. Please!?

Butch: * nods no *

Mew: You are really self-conscious aren’t you?

Butch: * nods yes *

Thunder: Would you speak if Cassidy was here?

Butch: * nods no *

Mew: He didn’t last time.

Thunder: Maybe he changed his mind.

Butch: * nods no *

Mew: If you don’t speak we’re making you a guest host for the rest of the show.

(He just sits there)

Thunder: You don’t care?

Butch: * nods no *

Mew: Ok. Send out the next guest Mew Two.

Mew Two: Next up is Sailor Neptune.

(She walks on to the stage)

Thunder: Hi.

Mew: Hi.

Butch: * waves hi to Sailor Neptune *

S. Neptune: Hi Thunder. Hi Mew. Umm.. Hi Butch.

Thunder: He’s guest hosting today because he refuses to speak.

S. Neptune: Why?

Mew: He doesn’t like his voice.

Butch: * nods yes *

S. Neptune: Your voice can’t be that bad can it?

Butch: * nods yes *

Thunder: I don’t think we’re gonna get him to say anything today guys.

S. Neptune: Come on. I’m sure you have a lovely voice.

Butch: * nods no *

Mew: Oh well. How are you Sailor Neptune?

S. Neptune: Good. What about you?

Thunder: We’re Ok. Butch too.

Butch: * nods yes *

Mew: So I hear Sailor Saturn was awakened.

S. Neptune: Yes. And she saved us all.

Thunder: Really? I thought she was evil.

S. Neptune: So did we.

Mew: Crazy. Did you enjoy pokemon training with us on the last episode.

S. Neptune: Yes. That was fun. I noticed some others that were there back stage.

Thunder: Yeah. Today we brought back some of our favorite guests. And Lary.

S. Neptune: Really? Giovanni was one of your favorite guests?

Mew: Not really. We just wanted to bother him.

S. Neptune: You 2 are very strange.

Thunder: Our ratings wouldn’t be half as good as they are if we acted like normal talk show hosts.

S. Neptune: So it’s all about ratings?

Mew: Yeah! If our ratings keep going up we’ll get the 7 to 8 time slot we want.

S. Neptune: What’s wrong with 6 to 6:30?

Thunder: It’s only 30 minutes and it’s too early.

Mew: Yeah. If we’re on at 7 we can get " Who wants to be a millionaire?" canceled.

S. Neptune: Did you give up on Donny and Marie?

Thunder: They already fear us.

Mew: Yeah. They’re on day time, but we scare ALL the talk show hosts.

S. Neptune: Yeah?

Thunder: Yeah. Jerry Springer was afraid to do his show for a week after we came.

Mew: And Rosie won’t even leave her house.

S. Neptune: Wow. Those other hosts better watch them selves I take it.

Thunder: Oh yeah.

Mew: This goes out to any talk show host out there trying to oppose us, just try it and see what we do.

Thunder: yeah! Don’t make us Unleash the Dragon.

Mew: Because we will.

S. Neptune: I think you guys scared them now.

Butch: * nods yes *

Thunder: They shouldn’t be watching our show any way.

Mew: Yeah.

S. Neptune: I guess that makes sense.

Thunder: I’m sorry Sailor Neptune, but we have to go to the next guest now. Promise you won’t go on any other talk shows.

S. Neptune: Ok. I would NEVER go on any other talk show. You 2 are my favorite hosts.

Mew: You and everyone else.

Thunder: Except Misty.

(Thunder and Mew start laughing.)

S. Neptune: Bye guys.

Thunder and Mew: BYE!

(Sailor Neptune walks off the stage.)

Thunder: She’s my favorite guest...

Mew: You are sad Thunder. Next!

Mew Two: Next up is Richie.

(He walks on to the stage)

Thunder: Hi Richie.

Richie: Hi.

Mew: So, what was it like to be in the worst group at the special?

Richie: It sucked. Who picked those groups?

Thunder: Kem and Brock.

Richie: I don’t want to be in that group next time.

Mew: We already decided that if we do that again, Peach is NOT coming.

Richie: Thank god. She is WAY irritating.

Thunder: Tell me about it.

Mew: So, how’s Misty doing?

Richie: Should I care?

Mew: I was just wondering. Lets make fun of her on national television again.

Thunder: OK! Are you sure you won’t go out with her Richie?

Richie: Yes. She is a psycho.

Mew: Well duh. Who wants to hear Misty’s Song?

Thunder: MEW NO!! We’ll lose ratings.

Mew: Oh yeah! Let’s call Ash then.

Richie: Why? He already said he hates Misty.

Mew: Fun.

Thunder: Ok. Mew Two, call Ash for us please.

Mew Two: O-kay.

(He calls Ash’s house. His mom answers the phone.)

Thunder: Wass up Ash’s mom?

Ash’s mom: Ummm..... nothing. Can I ask who’s calling?

Thunder: This is Thunder and Mew and Richie calling from the Pikachu and Mew Show. Can we talk to Ash please?

Ash’s mom: Sure. Hang on a second.

(there is a minute of silence before Ash comes.)

Ash: Hello?

Thunder: Sup Ash!

Ash: Umm... Hi Thunder. Did you guys want something?

Mew: Are you watching Ash?

Ash: No.

Thunder: Why the hell not!?

Ash: I was cleaning my room. I’m sorry.

Mew: That is no excuse! Your best friend is on for gods sake!

Ash: I’m sorry. My mom told me no TV till I cleaned my room.

Thunder: Tell you mom to shut up and go turn the damn TV on!

Ash: Ok. There. It’s on now.

Richie: Can you see me waving Ash?

Ash: Yeah. And Mew is sitting on a bean bag chair, a pink one, and Thunder is sitting on a regular chair next to Butch.

Thunder: Very good. But if you’re really watching, where is Richie sitting?

Ash: On an inflatable chair next to Mew.

Thunder: Good.

Mew: So, how’s it going Ash?

Ash: Ok I guess.

Richie: What do you mean " you guess"?

Ash: Cleaning sucks.

Thunder: Maybe you shouldn’t have messed up your room.

Butch: * nods yes *

Richie: Yeah. Then you wouldn’t have to clean it.

Ash: Sorry for living.

Thunder: That’s Ok. Do you know how Misty is doing?

Ash: I haven’t seen her since the pokemon training thing you guys had.

Mew: I think we made her kill herself Thunder.

Thunder: Oops.

Ash: You’re acting like that would be a great loss.

Mew: He’s right. never mind.

Thunder: So Ash, I saw the new movie and let me say, you were the worst character in it.

Mew: no. His mom was way worse.

Thunder: True that.

Richie: I should have been in it.

Ash: Why? That would make no sense.

Richie: I’d have made it interesting unlike you and all your moron air head jokes " Duh, I wish my mom would have named me Bob"

Mew: No fighting boys.

Richie: Sorry Mew. Sorry Ash.

Ash: Yeah. Me too.

Thunder: Have you ever met Lary, Ash?

Ash: Yeah. He was weird.

Mew: He was Kem’s favorite character.

Ash: Kem is weird.

Richie: Why?

Thunder: We don’t know.

Ash: My mom is giving me the evil " go clean your room" look. I have to go.

Thunder: Ok.

Richie: Bye Ash.

Mew: Yeah bye.

Ash: Bye Thunder, Mew, and Richie.

(He hangs up the phone.)

Thunder: We better get to the next guest.

Mew: Right. Bye Richie.

Richie: Bye.

(he walks off the stage)

Thunder: Next!

Mew Two: Next is Tracey.

(he walks on to the stage)

Tracey: Hi guys.

Thunder: Hi.

Mew: So how did you like having a decent roll in the new movie.

Tracey: Are you kidding? My roll sucked! I had like 4 lines in the whole movie.

Thunder: Sucks to be you.

Butch: * nods yes *

Tracey: What’s he doing here?

Mew: He’s guest hosting till he says something.

Tracey: Why won’t he talk?

Thunder: He doesn’t like his voice.

Tracey: Oh yeah! He’s the one that sounds like a frog.

(Butch glares at him)

Mew: Wow. I guess he didn’t like that Tracey.

Thunder: Yeah.

Tracey: But it’s the truth.

Mew: We must keep our opinions to our selves Tracey.

Butch: * nods yes *

Tracey: Fine. If I can’t share my opinions, can I leave?

Thunder: You may.

(Tracey walks off the stage)

Mew: Next!

Mew Two: Next up is Todd.

(He walks on to the stage.)

Thunder: Hi Todd.

Todd: Hi Thunder. Hi Mew.

Mew: Hi. Take our picture again.

Todd: Ok.

(he takes the picture.)

Thunder: Let me see.

Todd: The film has to dry first.

Thunder: Fine. Take one with us and Butch.

Todd: O-kay.

(he takes the second picture.)

Todd: The first one is dry now.

Thunder: Let me see! Oh. Mew took up most of the shot. Picture hog.

Mew: Shut up.

Thunder: Any way, how are you Todd?

Todd: Good. What about you?

Mew: We’re fine. Butch too.

Butch: * nods yes *

Todd: That’s great.

Thunder: So, have you seen or heard from Misty in awhile? We think she might have killed herself because of us.

Todd: No she didn’t. I saw her at McDonalds yesterday.

Mew: Oh good. I was worried there for a minute.

Todd: Why?

Thunder: Her family could sue us.

Todd: Oh.

Mew: Do you like the Powerpuff Girls, Todd?

Todd: I've never seen the show, but I met Blossom back stage.

Thunder: Isn’t she nice?

Todd: She’s kinda creepy. She just floats there while you’re talking to her and she’s like a foot tall. Isn’t that a little short for a 5 year old?

Mew: What do you expect? She’s made of seasonings and toys.

Todd: I guess.

Thunder: Did you meet Brick?

Todd: Yeah. Same story.

Mew: Well he’s made of bugs and toilet water.

Todd: Eeeeww.

Thunder: Aww be quiet. He’s a good kid.

Todd: I guess.

Mew: is that your favorite phrase?

Todd: No. I just say it a lot.

Thunder: Do you like to play Nintendo?

Todd: It’s Ok. Have you ever played Play Station?

Mew: Yes. It totally sucked.

Thunder: Yeah. Give me good old 64 cartridges any day.

Todd: That’s what I thought. Play Station is way slow.

Mew: For sure. We’d better get to the next guest Todd.

Todd: Ok. Bye.

(He walks off the stage.)

Thunder: NEXT!

Mew Two: Next up is Tai and Agumon.

(They walk on to the stage.)

Thunder: Wasss up Agumon?

Agumon: Nothin. You?

Thunder: Nothin. Just trying to scare Regis and Kathy Lee.

Tai: English.

Mew: Thunder said hi. What’s up. Agumon said, nothing. What about you. Thunder said, nothing. I’m just trying to get Regis and Kathy Lee canceled.

Agumon: Yeah. It wasn’t that hard to understand. Except you’re a moron so....

Thunder: So how are you Tai?

Tai: Ok. Who are Regis and Kathy Lee?

Mew: Rival talk show hosts. So do you still have your Charmander, Tai?

Tai: Yeah. I was thinking about going on a pokemon journey.

Thunder: Really? So you want to be a serious trainer now?

Tai: Yeah. I think i’ll give pokemon a try.

Mew: I heard a Digimon movie was coming out this fall.

Tai: Yeah. How’d you know?

Mew: I saw a poster on the Internet.

Tai: Did you see Joe’s hair?

Mew: Yeah! I thought he was a girl at first!

Tai: Yeah. We picked on him for it.

Mew: You all had long hair.

Tai: But I didn’t look like a girl.

Mew: So true.

Thunder: (To Butch) Do you have any idea what they’re talking about?

Butch: * nods no *

Agumon: The new Digimon movie that comes out this fall.

Thunder: oh. I didn’t know there was going to be a Digimon movie.

Agumon: Yeah. And they have a few new Digidestened brats.

Thunder: You don’t like that?

Agumon: NO! I can hardly stand the 8 they have now.

Mew: I think I might go see the movie.

Tai: You should.

Thunder: Ok. If you’re going to talk about things that I don’t know what you’re talking about then you can leave.

Mew: Just because you aren’t up to date with all the new movies doesn’t mean I can’t talk to Tai.

Thunder: Well I don’t want to talk to Tai. Mew Two, send Matt and Gabumon out.

Mew Two: Ok.

(Matt and Gabumon walk on to the stage.)

Thunder: Hi Matt.

Matt: Hey.

Tai: Look at you. Invading MY interview time.

Matt: Like I'd waste my time interrupting your lame interview. I came because they called me.

Tai: Sure.

Thunder: I did call for him.

Tai: How convenient.

Matt: You want to fight about this punk!?

Tai: Maybe I do!

Mew: Please do.

Butch: * nods yes *

Matt: Fine. Digivolve Gabumon.

Tai: Umm.... Will you please digivolve Agumon?

Thunder: Do it for he ratings Agumon.

Agumon: Ok. Agumon warp digivolve to.... Wargraymon.

Gabumon: Gabumon warp digivolve to..... Metalgarurumon.

Wargraymon: Bring it on.

Metalgarurumon: With pleasure.

(the 2 Digimon begin to fight.)

Matt: Go Metalgarurumon!

Tai: Go Wargraymon!

Mew: Yay! That time slot is so ours.

Thunder: We owe all, well most, of our success to the Digidestened, especially Matt and Tai.

Butch: * nods yes *

(the Digimon continue to fight.)

Wargraymon: Take this! Teraforce!

Metalgarurumon: Metal wolf claw!

Matt: Keep going Metalgarurumon!

Tai: Don’t let him beat you Wargraymon!

(the fight continues for about 10 minutes.)

Mew: It’s been 10 minutes already!? We’d better get to the next guest. Bye guys.

Matt: Ok. Bye. We’ll finish this later Tai!

Tai: You bet!

(the kids and Digimon walk off the stage.)

Thunder: NEXT!!!

Mew Two: Next up is T.K.

(he walks on to the stage)

Thunder: Hi.

T.K.: Sup.

Mew: Do you want to pursue a future in pokemon training?

T.K.: Maybe.

Thunder: You aren’t much for words today are you?

T.K.: That little pink stupid girl beat up Angemon.

Mew: Blossom?

T.K.: Yeah. She said it was because I called her shorty and a stupid girl even though the other midget kid calls her a stupid girl all the time.

Thunder: He’s her friend. He can do that. She knows he doesn’t mean it.

T.K.: Well, I sure did.

Mew: And that’s why Angemon got beat up.

T.K.: What ever. I’m out of here. I’m gonna go cause some trouble at the mall. Bye.

(He walks off the stage)

Thunder: O-kay. Next guest Mew Two.

Mew Two: Actually, you have 2 guests next. Blossom and Brick.

(They race on to the stage.)

Blossom: I WIN!

Brick: You did not! It was a tie.

Blossom: I so beat you!

Brick: You did not!

Blossom: I did to!

Mew: QUIET!! THERE WILL BE NO FIGHTING ON MY SHOW NOW APOLOGIZE!!!

Brick: Sorry Blossom.

Blossom: Sorry Brick.

Mew: That’s much better. How are you guys today?

Blossom: (shivering) I- I'm f- f- f- fine.

Brick: (same) M- me too.

Mew: Are you guys cold or something?

Thunder: Mew, you scared the poor children half to death.

Butch: * nods yes *

Brick: What’s his problem?

Mew: He won’t talk.

Blossom: Why not?

Thunder: His voice.

Butch: * nods yes *

Brick: Did you ever hear my brother Butch speak?

Butch: * nods no *

Brick: The boy is 5 and he sounds like a frog.

Mew: He does!

Thunder: See Butch, other Butch has the exact same problem and he still talks to people.

Blossom: It must be a Butch thing.

Brick: I’m glad I’M not Butch.

(Butch glares at him)

Brick: Try me. I DARE you.

(Butch looks away)

Brick: I thought not.

Mew: So, what have you guys been up to lately?

Blossom: Not much.

Brick: The boys want to know when they can be on the show Mew.

Mew: I don’t know.

Thunder: We’re booked for the next couple of days al least. We’ll let ya know.

Brick: Ok.

Blossom: This is way boring Mew.

Thunder: Why won’t you talk to me!?

Brick: I liked Tenchi’s interview.

Thunder: " Big pimpin spending G’s..."

Brick: Yeah! That was good Thunder.

Mew: Aren’t you too young for rap music?

Blossom: Like we’ve never heard swear words before. The professor and Mojo say them all the time.

Brick: Word.

Thunder: Is that right?

Blossom: Yeah.

Brick: For sure. Mojo is always "f" this and "f" that. You’d think that was his favorite word.

Mew: Did you notice nobody beeps out swear words on this show or were you just being polite?

Brick: Polite.

Blossom: " Him" swears a lot too. If he messes his voice up or something, he’s like " f***! can I do that over again?"

Brick: Yeah. Or the time Mojo messed up his repetitive speech thing and he was in his trailer swearing for a half an hour. He was yelling them at the top of his lungs. Me and Boomer were eating ice cream outside and we decided we had NEVER heard the f-word said that many times in a row.

Mew: Maybe we should call child services on them.

Blossom: Then there was the time where the Mayor was pissed because Ms. Bellum was sick. We went to his office and he swore at us for 20 minutes.

Brick: One time, me and the boys were playing football at the park when Butch go burned on the volcano some how and that boy said the "f" word so many times Boomer lost count.

Blossom: Buttercup like the phrase " BS" using the real words of course. And Bubbles. " Give me back my f-ing Octi Buttercup! f***! I said give it the f*** back!

Thunder: Bubbles said that!?

Blossom: Yeah. She swears as much as Buttercup does.

Mew: Wow. Do you guys swear?

Brick: Occasionally.

Blossom: Yeah. Not very often though.

Thunder: That’s good.

Brick: You know, Buttercup swore through the whole Roudyruff boys episode.

Blossom: Yeah! We had to do half the episode twice.

Brick: Yeah. She’d get hit and she’d be like "f*** Butch. Not so f-ing hard." and Bubbles was like " Shut the f*** up Buttercup! If we have to shoot this f-ing part again I swear I will f-ing kill you myself!"

Thunder: Wow. Well you children have been pretty well introduced to those words.

Blossom: Oh yeah.

Mew: A little too well introduced.

Thunder: We should get to the next guests now. Come talk about swear words with us any time.

Blossom: Ok. Bye.

Brick: Yeah. Bye. I’ll race you Blossom.

Blossom: Bring it on.

(They race off the stage)

Mew: Next Mew Two.

Mew Two: Next is Matt H and Brock.

(They walk on to the stage.)

Brock: 5 year olds are NOT supposed to know those words.

Matt H: For real.

Thunder: Well apparently the professor and Mojo and Bubbles and Buttercup have potty mouths.

Brock: Yeah.

Matt H: Where’s Kem?

Mew: Like we know.

Thunder: I think she is at home.

Brock: She didn’t come today?

Thunder: She said she would. I wonder where she is?

Kem: Shut up. Dude, SHUT UP!

Thunder: Are you Ok Kem?

(She walks on to the stage.)

Kem: Giovanni was being a jerk again.

Mew: Figures. Where have you been?

Kem: At home cleaning up your mess. If you leave the basement looking like that EVER again I will so kill you.

Thunder: It was Thunder!

Mew: Yeah. Him and Lightning made most of the mess.

Kem: Just don’t do it again, Ok?

Thunder: Fine. So, how is everyone?

(Everyone says good)

Kem: What’s up with Butch?

Mew: He’s our guest host until he decides to speak.

Matt H: What if he wants to be guest host?

Thunder: I never thought of that. He hasn’t reacted much to anything though. He could leave if he really wanted to.

Mew: Do you want to leave Butch?

Butch: * nods no *

Thunder: Then talk.

Butch: * nods no *

Mew: Talk or leave.

Kem: How about this. You say 1 thing for us now and you won’t have to talk any more and you can stay.

Butch: * nods yes *

Mew: Go then.

Butch: * nods no *

Brock: Will you make up your mind!

Kem: Do it now and you’re done.

Butch: Ok.

(They all look at him.)

Thunder: Say something else.

Butch: * nods no then holds up 1 finger *

Kem: We told him he only had to speak once.

Mew: HE ONLY SAID 1 WORD!!!

Butch: Yeah.

Matt H: What a strange voice.

Kem: Now that we’ve heard your voice and didn’t laugh, you can talk, right?

Butch: I guess.

Mew: Ok! So Matt and Brock, what’s up?

Brock: Nothin.

Matt H: Yeah.

Thunder: I am running dry in the questions department.

Mew: Me too. Let’s bring out the next guest and see if they inspire us. You guys can stay if you want.

Mew Two: Next up is Vegeta.

(he walks on to the stage)

Kem: Hi Vegeta!

Vegeta: Hi.

Thunder: So, how are you today Vegeta?

Vegeta: Fine.

Kem: did you do anything evil lately?

Vegeta: No. There hasn’t really been any evil for me to do.

Kem: That’s probably why you’ve been hanging around with Giovanni and Lary.

Vegeta: Chances are.

Matt H: Did you know your hair looks like a troll’s hair?

Vegeta: It does not.

Mew: Yes it does.

Thunder: Do you want him to beat you up guys!? Be nice.

Kem: Yeah. Vegeta hasn’t done anything mean or evil yet so you have to be nice.

Brock: Do you still have your pokemon Vegeta?

Vegeta: yes. I had a Bulbasaur. He is very useful.

Kem: What do you use him for?

Vegeta: Reaching things. I’m not very tall so his vines are a big help.

Thunder: Did you give him a name?

Vegeta: Yes. I named him Vegeta after the home planet of the Sayens.

Mew: You have the same name of the planet you were born on?

Vegeta: Yes. I would have been ruler if Frieza wouldn’t have blown it up.

(Frieza is a Dragonball Z bad guy. So is Vegeta. The only difference between them is Vegeta is cool and Frieza is an ugly lizard thing)

Mew: Aww. We’re sorry Vegeta.

Kem: Why wasn’t Frieza at the bad guy convention?

Vegeta: He thinks he’s better than everyone else so he doesn’t go.

Matt H: What a loser.

Vegeta: Tell me about it.

Brock: So let me get this straight. You are a Sayen. Sayens are from the planet Vegeta, where you get your name. Frieza blew up Vegeta so you can’t rule it. And your Bulbasaur is also named Vegeta. Right?

Vegeta: Frieza blew up Vegeta because the Sayens were getting too powerful. But everything else is correct.

Brock: Your show is confusing.

Mew: Tell me about it. So Vegeta, what happened to your negative attitude?

Vegeta: I’m in a good mood today. I’m not feeling very evil.

Kem: Do you want some candy? I have Peanut butter cups.

Vegeta: Yeah! Those are my favorite.

Kem: I know. You ate half of them the day I went to Giovanni’s gym and you were there.

Thunder: The rap music day.

Kem: Does anyone else want any candy?

Mew: Wow. We have to get the last 2 guests out here now. We only have 10 minutes left.

Mew Two: Lary and Giovanni are all that’s left.

Mew: Send them out.

Mew Two: Ok.

(Lary and Giovanni walk on to the stage.)

Kem: Hi guys.

Lary: Hello.

Giovanni: This is stupid.

Thunder: And yet you continue to come.

Lary: Umm... not to complain or anything, but could I have a chair, please?

Mew: You want my Bean bag chair?

Lary: I guess.

Mew: I’ll just sit on Kem’s head. She loves that.

Kem: Oh yes. I LOVE having an oversized cat on my head.

Thunder: Lary, what is up with your hair?

Lary: My hair? And why are you calling me Lary?

Thunder:: Yes. And Lawrence is too long.

Lary: But it’s my name.

Kem: My name is Oluwafadekemi but no one, except my dad occasionally, calls me that.

Giovanni: Give it up Lawrence.

Lary: Fine. I like my hair.

Mew: It’s weird.

Thunder: Yeah. What are those weird little curls for?

Lary: Fun.

Mew: Shoot. We have to stop now. I’m terribly sorry. You’ll have to come back tomorrow Lary.

Thunder: I guess that’s it for the Pikachu and Mew show for today. Tune in tomorrow to see Lawrence III (a.k.a Lary) and the cast of a rival talk show, but some good friends of ours, called the Jar Jar Banks show. That cast includes Jar Jar, Brock, Marril, Togepi (the crack head), Blossom, and Marril’s phone that ALWAYS saves the show.

Mew: Sounds good Thunder. Watch everyone. Bye!

That’s it for today’s episode of the Pikachu and Mew show that reached 29 pages making it the longest episode ever!(Well it’s more like 28 and a half but it’s still the longest) Yay! Tune in tomorrow to see Lawrence III and the cast of the Jar Jar Banks Show. We know we’ll see you then, Bye!