Thunder: Hello and welcome to the Pikachu and Mew show episode 11!

Mew: 11 episodes!?

Thunder and Mew: SCORE!

Thunder: Any way, today our guests are Lary and the cast of the Jar Jar Banks Show.

Mew: Who do we do first?

Thunder: Jar Jar! Jar Jar!

Mew: Ok. Send them out Mew Two!

Mew Two: Kay.

(Jar Jar, Brock, Blossom, Marril, and Togepi walk on to the stage.)

Thunder: Wassuppp Jar Jar!?

Jar Jar: Hi Thunder and Mew!

Brock: Why are we all so happy?

Mew: We (well, Blossom and Brick) kicked the crap out of Anime Talk yesterday.

Thunder: Yeah. We shut them up, but we almost lost our show.

Blossom: It was worth it.

Jar Jar: Anime Talk? The crap one that’s hosted by Ash?

Mew: Yeah.

Thunder: So, why did you want to be on our show?

Marril: We wanted to do a joint on with you because you guys are cool. You’ll boost our ratings for sure.

Mew: You aren’t on at the same time as we are, are you?

Jar Jar: No. we’re on an hour later.

Thunder: Ok.

(a phone rings)

Marril: That’s me. Hello? Hi Ash. How are you? Good? Yeah. What do you want? REALLY!? OH! I have to tell the others. Bye. Guys guess what?

Jar Jar: WHAT!?

Marril: Ash told me that Misty jumped off a bridge.

Mew and Thunder: SCORE!

Jar Jar: Really?

Marril: Yeah. She's pretty beat up from the fall, but she’s alive, That’s the bad part.

Mew and Thunder: DAMN!

Marril: You wanna know why?

Brock: Why?

Marril: She was sick of hearing shows like ours make fun of her.

(everyone starts laughing)

Mew: I knew we were going to drive her to suicide one day.

Thunder: For those of you who don’t know, The Jar Jar Banks show is a show where they talk trash about "celebrities" for an hour. It’s pretty cool.

Jar Jar: Yeah. If you watch our show you find out all kinds of interesting things like how many kids Misty has, how the Powerpuff Girls really came about, and all kinds other personal stuff about everyone in Hollywood.

Blossom: You’d also know why Brock’s new real name Lance Brock.

Brock: Quiet Blossom.

Mew: Our show isn’t really like that at all.

Thunder: We’re more like Jerry Springer.

Mew: What’s wrong with Togepi?

Marril: She’s high.

Blossom: She’s always smoked up on something.

Togepi: Look at the colors. Aren’t they pretty.

(Togepi passes out)

Mew: Go put her somewhere to sober up Mew Two.

Mew Two: Ok.

(Mew Two carries Togepi off the stage.)

Thunder: What else do you guys have to say?

(a phone rings)

Marril: Me again. Hello? Hi Professor. I think Blossom is still mad at you. Uh- huh. I’ll tell her. Bye. Blossom he still wants you to forgive him.

Blossom: He lied to me.

Marril: He says he’s sorry about that. He didn’t think you’d ever find out.

Blossom: FORGET IT!

Marril: Fine.

Mew: What happened?

Brock: Blossom found out about her real past.

Jar Jar: She has one of the most dysfunctional families ever.

Thunder: we never knew.

Jar Jar: They’re trying to work it out but Blossom still won’t speak to the professor.

Mew: Sad.

Blossom: I HATE HIM!!

Thunder: Calm down Blossom.

Blossom: Ok. Sorry.

Thunder: That’s Ok.

(phone rings)

Marril: Me! Hello? Hi. Fine. You? Later. I’m on The Pikachu and Mew Show. Yeah. Bye. Carry on.

Jar Jar: o-kay. You guys should make this a call in show.

Mew: Why?

Jar Jar: I dunno. That just seems to fit your show better.

Thunder: We did talk to Ash live once.

Mew: Yeah.

Jar Jar: If you’re like Jerry Springer, you should get some fights on your show.

Thunder: We can’t. Yesterday the censor said " You and Mew are a y-7 rated show. You need to keep it clean for the younger children" and I said "up that rating then " and he said " I don’t want to have to do that. Just keep it clean. No Fighting, swearing, or any other stuff like that Ok?" and we said Ok.

Jar Jar: That’s stupid.

Brock: You should be able to up that rating if you want to.

Mew: We should, but we can’t. And any way, DBZ is y-7 and look at all the violence on that.

Blossom: Not to mention my show.

Thunder: Yeah. MEW TWO! PHONE!

(Mew Two Walks out with the phone and hands it to Thunder. He dials)

Thunder: Lets clear up this mess shall we? Hello? Hi. This is Thunder the Pikachu from The Pikachu and Mew Show and I want to speak to the censor please. Thank you. Hello? Hi. Yeah I was wondering why we can’t have any violence on our show. No. y-7. Have you ever seen Dragonball Z? With you’re morals it should be rated M. Uh-huh. Yeah. We just want violence. Why the hell not!! Yeah I'm on now. HELL HELL HELL! No. I will not. They’ve heard those words before. Yeah. We don’t swear that much. We just want violence. Yeah. Up the rating then. Why not? Yeah there are. It’s called South Park. Uh-huh. Yeah. THIS IS NOT BARNEY! I want to kick the s*** out of something.

Mew: I guess this is our last show everyone. It was good while it lasted.

Thunder: Yeah. We have a screening person. We’ll go to a new network if we have to. Yeah! Watch me. Look, either you allow the violence or we leave. It’s that simple. What the f***!? Yeah I'm mad. You’re telling me one show is allowed to f****** kill people but I can’t f****** hit anyone. My f****** viewers aren’t 5! Y-7 MORON! 5 is less than 7! Dumb ass. Yeah. Fine. MEW!

Mew: Hello? I'm sorry. My co-host friend just lost his temper. Uh-huh. Yeah. Look, all he means to say is we think you’re being to strict with us.

Brock: Look what you started Jar Jar.

Jar Jar: I’m sorry!

Mew: Yeah. He’s right. Not that much. Just a fight here. Another one there. Most of our episodes aren’t violent. We just want to say that we can. What the f***! You are too! Yes you are.

Blossom: Wow. I never thought Mew used used words.

Brock: Me either.

Mew: YEAH! We will leave. Or get your ass fired. YEAH! Want to bet? How much you want to bet we can get on to any network we want. We could even start our own and hire a sensor that isn’t stupid! Yeah! I did! Go to hell!

Jar Jar: I think I caused the demise of The Pikachu and Mew Show.

Mew: SHUT UP!! f***! I’m done.

Thunder: You hang up on him?

Mew: Yeah. I’m so going to get him fired.

Jar Jar: Any way....

Thunder: Right. Sorry. What else guys?

Marril: I dunno. We mostly came on to hype our show.

Jar Jar: Yeah.

Mew: Maybe we should talk to Lary then?

Thunder: all right. See ya guys. Come again.

Jar Jar: We will. Bye,

(The cast of the Jar Jar Banks Show walks off the stage. Lary walks on to the stage)

Mew: Hi Lary.

Lary: Umm.... Hi.

Thunder: How are you?

Lary: Ummm.... Good.

Mew: Why are you afraid to talk to us?

Lary: You 2 are scary.

Thunder: We are?

Thunder and Mew: SCORE!

Mew: Any way, what’s up with you?

Lary: Nothing.

Thunder: We don’t have much to say do we Mew?

Mew: No. That censor guy pissed me off. I'm not in the mood for this now.

Thunder: Word. See ya Lary.

Lary: Ummm... Bye.

Mew: We’ll invite you back when we aren’t angry.

Lary: Ok.

(He walks off the stage)

Thunder: That stupid sensor ruined our show!

Mew: Totally. I want to go home.

Thunder: Me too. We’re leaving now. Let the network fill the blank space themselves.

Mew: Right. If we feel like it, and we still have a show, our guests will be random cartoon characters. Those episodes tend to be longer and better.

Thunder: Right. See you.

That’s it for the Pikachu and Mew Show. Tune in tomorrow to see random cartoon people. Good night everyone.

Thunder: This network sucks.

Mew: Tell me about it.

Mew Two: Who do they think they are any way.

Thunder: They picked the wrong talk show to mess with.

Mew: Word.

Jar Jar: You should start your own network.

Brock: Then you can rate yourself whatever you want.

Blossom; That would be good.

Thunder: At least we could have some f****** violence.

Mew: I didn’t think that was too much to ask, did you?

Thunder: No.

Mew Two: The network is just stupid.

Marril: For real.

Jar Jar: We got TV 14 for our rating.

Brock: That’s why we can kick people around an not get yelled at.

Mew: But haven’t you seen all the violent y-7 shows?

Jar Jar: Yeah. This network is stupid.

Thunder: Let me see that phone Mew.

Mew: Who are you calling?

Thunder: The network president. Maybe we can get that f****** b**** fired.

Mew: Calm down Thunder.

Thunder: Sorry. (He dials) Hello? I need to talk to the president. Thunder the Pikachu from the Pikachu and Mew show. Thank you. Hello? Wow. That was fast. I’m fine. Her too. We wanted to talk to you about that censor. Yeah. We hate him. He gave us a crap rating and yelled at us when a fight broke out on our show. Uh-huh. Yeah. Don’t yell at him, fire him. Why not? Yeah. Come on. The guy sucks. For real. Yeah. we decided we don’t like him. if you won’t fire him we can make our show’s home somewhere else. I know you don’t want that. The fire him! EITHER HE GOES OR WE GO! YES! Why work where we aren’t happy? NO! Fine. MEW!

Mew: Hello? Hi. Fine. I’m afraid I have to side with Thunder on this one. The guy’s a jerk. Yeah. You did? Yeah we swore at him. We were mad. Yeah. I know. You’d have done that if you were in our place. You’d also threaten to leave if you were in our place. Negotiating isn’t good enough. We just want a new censor. Yes. all right. Yeah. Bye.

Blossom: What did he say?

Mew: He said he’d find out what was going on. And if he saw it fit, he’d get us a new censor.

Thunder: He better get us a new censor or we’re gone.

jar Jar: Well, I’m sorry I almost lost you your show.

Mew: You merely brought up a beautiful point.

Jar Jar: If you guys lose your show because of me there will be a place on my show for you.

Thunder: Thanks Jar Jar.

(Kem walks in)

Kem: What the hell is wrong with you 2? Do you want to lose your show?

Mew: Why should we have to put up with all the BS that b****** was giving us?

Thunder: You weren’t there when he f****** at us yesterday for nothing.

Mew: We even went in to a commercial while Blossom and Brick beat up those 3.

Kem: I know but you can’t pick fights with the network. You’re lucky the president likes you guys.

Thunder: Of course he like us. We’re the ones that are making his ass rich.

Mew: Word.

Kem: You guys...

Jar Jar: That’s how it goes Kem.

Brock: Yeah. If you’re show becomes unprofitable, it’s gone. He only like these 2 because their show is very profitable.

Blossom: That sucks.

Kem: Word.

Mew: that TV for you.

Thunder: Maybe we should get in to movies.

Mew: Those are way harder. And we aren’t actors.

Kem: Forget that Thunder.

Thunder: Fine.

Mew: I guess we just have to accept what the president offers.

Thunder: Yeah.

Brock: You get to keep your show that way.

Mew: That’s always a good thing.

Thunder: Yeah. Let’s get home. I’m tired.

Mew: Yeah. See ya Jar Jar, Brock, Blossom, and Marril.

Thunder: Yeah.

Jar Jar: Bye guys.

Brock: See ya.

Blossom: Yeah.

Marril: Peace out.

(Everyone leaves)