Thunder: Hello and welcome to episode 12 of the Pikachu and Mew Show.

Mew: I can’t believe we lasted this long.

Thunder: We almost lost it twice.

Mew: So true. Any way, today our guests are random cartoon characters. We couldn’t think of an organized group today.

Thunder: And these random guests include The Roudyruff Boys (all 3 of them), Blossom (we just like having her on the show), the best sailor scout ever Sailor Neptune....

Mew: He zones out every time. Geek. We also have Tai, Matt, and one of the newest Digidestened Davis. Then we’re going to have Giovanni, his mom, and maybe some other people. We have our friend Blossom the Charizard out looking for more.

Thunder: Don’t forget walk ins off the street and stuff like that.

Mew: Lets get started!

Mew Two: Your first guests are the Roudyruff Boys.

(they float on to the stage.)

Thunder: Hi.

Brick: Hi.

Boomer: Hello.

Butch: Hi.

Mew: How are you guys today?

Brick: Good.

Butch: I want to hit something.

Thunder: Yeah?

Butch: Yeah.

Thunder: So what kinds of things have you guys been up to lately?

Boomer: Nothing.

Brick: Yeah. Things have been pretty slow.

Mew: Aww. That’s too bad. Do you still hang around with the Powerpuff Girls?

Boomer: Sometimes.

Butch: Mostly when we can’t think of anything better to do. Except Brick.

Brick: What about me?

Butch: Nothin’.

Brick: What was that supposed to mean dude?

Boomer: He was implying you hang around with those girls more than we do.

Butch: Word.

Brick: And....

Thunder: That’s probably because whenever he’s on the show, so is Blossom.

Brick: What’s up with that?

Mew: I dunno. That’s kinda weird.

Thunder: So, are you guys evil?

Boomer: I don’t think so. What about you guys?

Brick: You know I'm not. Butch is though.

Butch: I am not.

Brick: Sure you’re not.

Mew: No fighting boys.

Brick: Sorry Mew.

Butch: So this is it?

Thunder: What?

Butch: This is all we do?

Thunder: You came on a very uneventful day.

Mew: You should have came yesterday. THAT was eventful.

Thunder: Yeah. Oh yeah. For everyone who watched yesterday and is wondering the fate of this show, be happy because we won. That piece of trash censor got demoted to mail room.

Thunder and Mew: SCORE!!!

Mew: We got a new censor this morning who is already better.

Thunder: Now we can beat up whoever we want and not get into any trouble.

Thunder and Mew: SCORE!!!

Brick: Good for you.

Boomer: Yeah.

Butch: Word.

Mew: Hmm... So Boomer and Butch, what is your opinion on the Powerpuff girls? We already know Brick has nothing against them.

Boomer: They’re Ok. For girls.

Butch: I don’t like them. Especially Buttercup. She’s stupid. So is Blossom. Her and her stupid ego problem.

(Blossom flies on to the stage.)

Blossom: You want to start something!?

Butch: Maybe I do!

Mew: QUIT THAT NOW!

Blossom: Sorry Mew.

Butch: Grr.

Thunder: How are you today Blossom?

Blossom: Good.

Mew: That’s nice.

Butch: Girls are stupid.

Blossom and Mew: EXCUSE ME!

Brick: This is not happening....

Boomer: I knew we shouldn’t have brought him.

Thunder: Keep the peace friends.

Blossom: Nobody calls me a stupid girl and gets away with it.

(She attacks Butch)

Mew: Oh. Lovely.

Thunder: MEW TWO!

Mew Two: I’m on it.

(Mew Two separates the 2 fighting 5 year olds.)

Thunder: For everyone’s own safety, I think we should go to the next guest.

Mew: Right.

Mew Two: That’s Sailor Neptune.

(Boomer and Brick walk off the stage. Blossom and Butch are carried off by Mew Two. Sailor Neptune walks on to the stage.)

Thunder: Hi.

Mew: Hi.

S. Neptune: Hi. How are you?

Thunder: Good.

Mew: What about you?

S. Neptune: I’m fine. I was wondering, what happened yesterday?

Thunder: We got mad.

Mew: They should know better than to cross us.

S. Neptune: You could have gone a little easier on the censor, couldn’t you?

Thunder: NO! He tried to turn our show in to the equivalent of Barney.

Mew: Do we look like purple dinosaurs?

S. Neptune: No. No you don’t. But you could have stayed calm at least.

Thunder: We were really mad.

Mew: The network was slowly ruining our show.

Thunder: I'm going to say something right now.

S. Neptune: What?

Mew: Yeah.

Thunder: Listen. Ok. I just wanted to say that The Pikachu and Mew Show is like an unstoppable empire. You do not cross us. If you choose to cross us, you will regret it. That IS a promise. I don’t care who you are. You WILL pay for it. Now you can’t say you were never warned. Thank you.

Mew: You are insane.

S. Neptune: Isn’t that going a little too far Thunder?

Thunder: Of course not.

S. Neptune: Ok. It’s your show. I really don’t think anyone will ever beat you out anyway.

Thunder: And that’s why you’re my favorite guest.

Mew: Thunder, you are a moron.

Thunder: No you are.

S. Neptune: I bet Kem won’t like to hear that you’re fighting again.

Mew: Oops.

Thunder: Fine. What’s new Sailor Neptune?

S. Neptune: Nothing. I haven’t done much lately.

Mew: Is Sailor Moon still a stupid moron?

S. Neptune: I haven’t seen her in awhile.

Thunder: Did Sailor Uranus get her priorities straight yet?

S. Neptune: Not in your book.

Mew: Why didn’t she come?

S. Neptune: She said she didn’t want to talk to funny looking yellow mice that judge what they don’t know about.

Thunder: I just think she is a selfish jerk.

S. Neptune: Everyone is entitled to their own opinions of everyone else.

Thunder: And you both know mine of her.

Mew: I agree Thunder.

Thunder: you should. I speak only the truth.

S. Neptune: Everyone has their own versions of the truth.

Mew: Nuh-Uh.

S. Neptune: Look at it this way Mew. I don’t think Uranus is a selfish jerk. That is the truth. Thunder thinks she is a selfish jerk. That is also the truth. So both statements are true, but they are different.

Thunder: Ummm.... Yeah!

Mew: O-kay. Well, we better get to the next guest. Bye sailor Neptune.

Thunder: Bye!

S. Neptune: Bye Mew. Bye Thunder.

(She walks off the stage.)

Thunder: NEXT!

Mew Two: Next is.... Tai, Matt, and one of the new Digidestened, Davis.

(They walk on to the stage.)

Tai: Hi Mew and Thunder.

Matt: Hi.

Davis: What are they?

Mew: You 2 got bigger.

Thunder: Yeah. Go sit there. You’re making me feel short.

Tai: Sorry.

Mew: How are you guys?

Matt: Good. You?

Mew: We’re fine. Hi Davis.

Davis: Hi. What are you?

Thunder: We’re pokemon. A Pikachu and a Mew. Hence the name of our show.

Davis: Pokemon?

Mew: Pokemon are kinda like Digimon, only different.

Davis: Wow. Cool.

Thunder: Do you guys still have your pokemon?

Tai: Yeah.

Matt: Me too.

Davis: You have some pokemon?

Tai: Yeah.

Davis: NEAT! I want one.

Thunder: That can be arranged. AFTER THE SHOW! Do I make myself clear?

Davis: Crystal.

Mew: Good. So what’s wrong with the Digital World now?

Tai: The Digimon Emperor, who is human like us, is making all the Digimon evil and he has this dark Digivice, so our Digimon can’t Digivolve.

Davis: Mine can! He Armor Digivolves.

Thunder: No more Wargraymon?

Matt: Nope.

Thunder: Beat that guy will you?

Davis: We’re working on it.

Mew: Very good. So, how are the other Digidestened?

Tai: Pretty good.

Thunder: What are they up to?

Tai: Hmmm... Well, Kari and T.K. are still around. So are Sora and Joe. Mimi moved to New York. And Izzy is still Izzy.

Matt: Nothing really new there.

Thunder: That’s nice.

Mew: Hmm... What else do I want to ask?

Thunder: I dunno. I'm out of questions.

Mew: And if we get more, they can always come back.

Thunder: Right. See ya guys.

Tai, Matt, and Davis: Bye.

(they walk off the stage.)

Mew Two: Next is Giovanni.

(He walks on to the stage.)

Giovanni: What?

Thunder: Hi to you too.

Mew: Are you still mad about the training special?

Giovanni: I just don’t like you 2.

Thunder: Why?

Giovanni: You belong to Kem.

Thunder: How is that our fault?

Mew: And you know you don’t hate her any way.

Giovanni: Yes I do. She is the most irritating child I have ever met in my entire life.

Thunder: Wow. That’s a long time.

(Thunder and Mew start laughing)

Giovanni: Shut up.

Mew: You’re old. Get over it.

Giovanni: Now do you see why I don’t like you?

Thunder: No. Why?

Giovanni: You 2 are stupid.

Mew: No you are.

Giovanni: I’m not going to have idiot fights with you.

Thunder: Why not?

Giovanni: Shut Up!

Thunder: I'm going to sing a song. " Big pimpin’ spending G’s..."

Giovanni: Why am I here again?

Mew: Because you like us.

Thunder: " Yeah!"

Giovanni: I do not!

Mew: You do too. At the bad guy convention, you said: "Thunder and Mew, you are my favorite pokemon"

Giovanni: You are delusional and stupid. Scary combination.

Thunder: " Unleash the Dragon!"

Giovanni: Silence!

Mew: It’s our show dude. You have no say in what goes on here.

Thunder: "Yeah!"

Giovanni: This is STUPID! Can I leave now?

Mew: NO! So Giovanni, have you done anything evil lately?

Giovanni: If you don’t let me leave I'm going to become a murderer.

Thunder: Threats aren’t getting you anywhere so just answer her question.

Giovanni: Of course I have.

Mew: What?

Giovanni: If I told you I would go to jail. How dumb do you think I am?

Thunder: Do you really want us to answer that?

Giovanni: Why do I even expect a serious answer from the 2 of you?

Mew: Maybe you’re the delusional one. Maybe we aren’t even real.

Thunder: Yeah. Maybe we exist only in your mind.

Giovanni: I am not insane!

Mew: Is that so?

Giovanni: YES!

Thunder: Riiight. Do you have any connections with the Mafia?

Giovanni: Possibly. Can I go now?

Mew: I SAID NO!!

Thunder: Do you like rap music?

Giovanni: No.

Mew: Why not?

Giovanni: All it is is noise. It serves no purpose.

Thunder: Kinda like you!

(Mew and Thunder start laughing)

Giovanni: I’m losing my patience with the 2 of you.

Mew: Really?

Giovanni: Yes.

Thunder: Really?

Giovanni: YES!

Mew: You’re sure about that?

Giovanni: I’m not even answering that.

Thunder: Do you like candy?

Giovanni: No.

Mew: YOU DON’T!?

Giovanni: No. It’s just sugar. All it does is rot your teeth.

Thunder: That’s why it’s good! It’s good because we shouldn’t eat it.

Giovanni: You 2 need to check into a mental hospital.

Mew: Maybe you do.

Giovanni: It’s pointless arguing with you. Can I please leave now?

Thunder: Fine. Come again!

(Giovanni walks off the stage.)

Mew Two: Next is his mom.

(She walks on to the stage.)

Mew: Hi.

Thunder: Wasss uuupp.

Giovanni’s mom: Hello. How are you?

Mew: fine. Never better. Thanks for asking. What about you?

Giovanni’s mom: I’m just fine.

Thunder: Are you aware that your son is Satan?

Giovanni’s mom: No he isn’t. Giovanni is a good boy.

Mew: Yeah right.

Thunder: Only his mother would say that.

Giovanni’s mom: I am his mother.

Thunder: Oh yeah!

Mew: Think about it Thunder!

Thunder: Sorry. I get it now. Any way, does evil run in your family?

Giovanni’s mom: Of course not. There is no evil in my family.

(Thunder and Mew stare at her)

Mew: (to Thunder) Her mind must be going.

Thunder: Uh-huh. Any way, what’s your first name?

Giovanni’s mom: That’s nothing you should worry yourself over.

Mew: What’s your last name?

Giovanni’s mom: That’s not important either.

Thunder: Do you have one?

Giovanni’s mom: Yes.

Mew: Why won’t you tell us? Calling you Giovanni’s mom gets old after awhile.

Giovanni’s mom: It’s not so bad. You’ll get used to it after awhile.

Thunder: Awwww......

Mew: (to Thunder) New guest?

Thunder: (to Mew) Do we have any?

Mew: (to Thunder) We’ll wing it. Ummm.... We need to go to a new guest now

Giovanni’s mom. Bye.

Thunder: Bye.

Giovanni’s mom: Bye.

(She walks off the stage)

Thunder: Who do we talk to now? We still have 20 minutes left.

Mew: Umm.... Send out Giovanni again.

Mew Two: Ok.

(Giovanni walks on to the stage)

Giovanni: What do you want now?

Mew: Sit down, sit down. We just decided we weren’t done talking to you.

Giovanni: Well I’M done talking to YOU.

Thunder: We don’t care. Where were we before?

Mew: Giovanni told us to check into a mental hospital.

Thunder: Oh yeah. What do you know about insanity Giovanni?

Giovanni: Enough to know you 2 are crazy.

Thunder: " Big pimpin’ spending G’s..."

Mew: Yeah.

Thunder: " Big pimpin’ up in NYC "

Giovanni: Why me?

Mew: Hush. Only crazy people would ask that question.

Thunder: Especially to people that exist only in their own mind.

Giovanni: You are REAL and I am NOT CRAZY!!!

Mew: Sure you’re not.

Thunder: Just like I'm not hungry all the time.

Giovanni: Shut up.

Mew: Make us.

Giovanni: Do you really want me to?

Thunder: Kem will kill you if you even try to hurt us.

Giovanni: I’m not afraid of psycho teenage girls.

Mew: You should be.

Thunder: Yeah.

Giovanni: I’m really tired of your stupidity. I am leaving.

Mew: SIT DOWN NOW!!!!!!!!! That’s better.

Giovanni: You are very mentally unstable.

Thunder: So are you.

Giovanni: Shut up.

Mew: Get it through your thick skull, SHUT UP DOESN’T WORK WITH US!!!!!

Thunder: We have 5 minutes left Mew.

Giovanni: Thank god.

Mew: Aww. That’s too bad.

Thunder: Let’s rap this up then. Tomorrow on our show, you will see cartoon sidekicks that spend their careers living in the shadow of an ever popular partner.

Mew: Examples!

Thunder: Izzy the Digidestened, Tracey, Robin, Professor Utonium (he isn’t really a side kick but he lives in the shadow of the Powerpuff Girls), and Piccolo. We’re also going to have ignored rivals.

Mew: More examples!!

Thunder: Ok. Gary, Vegeta, Mojo Jojo, and Team Rocket (Butch and Cassidy)!

Mew: Sounds good. Watch everyone. BYE!

Thunder: Yeah. Bye!

That’s it for the show today. Tune in tomorrow see over shadowed sidekicks and ignored villains. Goodnight everyone.