Thunder: Hello and welcome to episode 13 of The Pikachu and Mew Show!

Mew: I never dreamed we’d last this long.

Thunder: Yeah. well, people watch anything these days.

Mew: I guess. Today we have ignored sidekicks/co-stars and villains.

Thunder: Lets get started then.

Mew: You forgot to tell everyone the about the suprise.

Thunder: Oh yeah! Again we have a suprise for you the viewers and again we won’t tell you when we’re going to reveal it, but I promise you it won’t be at the end again.

Mew: There you have it. Keep watching to find out what the suprise is. Now Mew Two, lets have the first guest.

Mew Two: First up is the king of the ignored sidekicks, Robin of batman and Robin.

(Robin walks on to the stage)

Mew: Hi Robin.

Robin: Hi Mew. Hi Thunder.

Thunder: Let me say you, Robin, truly deserve more credit then you get.

Mew: Riiight. We feel your pain though.

Robin: Umm... Thanks.

Thunder: So what’s it like to have everyone totally ignore you even though you do so much work, kinda?

Robin: It sucks. And what did you mean by kinda?

Thunder: Nothin.

Mew: Why don’t you quit if you don’t like being ignored?

Robin: It pays the bills.

Mew: (to Thunder) He’s acting kinda fruity.

Thunder: (to Mew) Tell me about it.

Mew: (to Thunder) Should we get another guest?

Thunder: (to Mew) Yeah.

Mew: Ummm... we have to go to the next guest now. Bye.

Thunder: Yeah. Bye.

Robin: Ummm...... Ok. Bye.

(He walks off the stage.)

Thunder: NEXT!

Mew Two: Next up is Izzy.

(He walks on to the stage)

Mew: They’re all getting so big.

Thunder: Seriously. You were NOT this tall last time.

Izzy: Well I can’t stop myself from growing.

Thunder: Why not?

Mew: Shut Up. How are you today Izzy?

Izzy: I’m fine. You?

Thunder: Were great. Have you gotten over your little issue yet?

Izzy: Yeah. In the new series they actually acknowledge my presence. I even get lots of lines. Tai is still mister leader jerk though.

Mew: It’s getting better. Just hope it stays that way.

Izzy: Yeah. Now Matt is the ignored, line-less one.

Thunder: Really?

Izzy: Yeah. In 4 episodes, I've had like 23.655983421 times as many lines as him.

Thunder: Reeeaalllyy?

Izzy: No wait. It was 23.655983428951. Sorry.

Mew: Ummm.... That’s great Izzy.

Mew Two: Did you do that in your head?

Izzy: Of course.

Mew: (To thunder) Looks like Mew Two found himself a new friend.

Thunder: Yeah. Any way, what have you been up to lately Izzy?

Izzy: Nothing really. You know who I hate?

Mew: Where did that come from?

Thunder: No. Who?

Izzy: That stupid boy that is the other Digidestened that has the crest of knowledge like me. What’s his name.... I forget. I hate him though. He’s not half as smart as me.

Mew: He’s also in 7th grade. You’re in like 9th.

Izzy: when I was his age I was smarter than most 9th graders. He’s an insult to the crest of knowledge.

Thunder: Riiight.

Mew: Do you have anything else to say Izzy?

Izzy: I hate that girl too.

Thunder: Me too. She is super irritating.

Mew: I hate her Digimon. Ack!

Izzy: You know who else I hate?

Thunder: Who?

Izzy: Mimi. She got even more irritating with age, and she hangs around with the new girl.

Thunder: Ick. Is that it Izzy?

Izzy: I think so. Oh yeah! My Caterpie evolved in to that butterfly thing.

Mew: The one you got at the training special?

Izzy: Yeah.

Thunder: It’s called a Butterfree Izzy.

Izzy: Oh. Ok. I’m done now.

Mew: Ok. BYE!

Izzy: Bye.

(He walks off the stage.)

Mew Two: Next we have.... Tracey. He got so ignored in the second movie. Marril was ignored and HE had more lines than Tracey.

(Tracey walks on to the stage)

Thunder: Hi again Tracey.

Tracey: Hi.

Mew: What have you been up to lately?

Tracey: Well, i’ll be leaving pokemon soon, so I've been looking for a new job. I tried out for a part on DBZ (Dragonball Z).

Thunder: Really? What’s the part.

Tracey: Some nameless guy that just walks past the camera. No better than my part on pokemon.

Mew: True. Have you tried for anything else?

Tracey: I also tried out for Goku’s stunt double. His psycho wife told him he had to get one, and they called me.

Thunder: Why?

Tracey: I played Piccolo’s stunt double in one episode. I got pushed off the snake road.

Mew: OW. Is that all?

Tracey: I tried out for a villain role on The Powerpuff Girls. And, I also tried out for a villain role on Sailor Moon, but most villains on that show are women, so I probably won’t get that one.

Thunder: Are you going villain now?

Tracey: Those are the only roles with openings. I would like a talk show. It seems like anyone can get those these days.

Mew: Don’t make us your rivals Tracey. Why don’t you become a news anchor?

Tracey: I tried out for a news anchor position last week. They said if I was the best they’d get back to me, but I don’t expect to hear from them any time soon, if ever.

Thunder: Life’s tough for you huh?

Tracey: Yeah, but i’ll make it.

Mew: You can always become a censor that beeps out swear words for our show. We fired ours. He sucked.

Tracey: Thanks Mew. I’ll remember that.

Thunder: You know, I feel kinda bad about how mean we’ve been to you Tracey.

Tracey: You do?

Thunder: Yes. So.... We’re going to help you get a job!

Tracey: You will?

Mew: Sure. You can work for us till you get a new job.

Tracey: Gosh. You guys are nice. I’m glad I know I can always have a swear word beeping job on your show.

Thunder: Don’t mention it Tracey.

Mew: We just want to help you out in your time of need.

Thunder: That, loyal viewers, was our good deed for the century.

Tracey: Wow. Good for you.

Mew: What kind of job would you like Tracey?

Tracey: I like acting. If I can’t act, I won’t die, but I'd like to continue working on TV.

Thunder: Hmmm... How about Johnny Bravo? The let any one on that show.

Mew: How about.... Ed, Edd, and Eddy?

Tracey: Naw.

Mew: Well, you get all your information ready, and we’ll talk about it after the show.

Tracey: Ok. Bye.

Thunder: Bye.

Mew: Bye!

(Tracey walks off the stage)

Mew Two: Next up is Piccolo.

(He walks on to the stage.)

Mew: Hi.

Thunder: Hey.

Piccolo: Hello.

Mew: So Piccolo, do you enjoy being overshadowed by Goku?

Piccolo: Not really.

Mew: Why don’t you try to do something about it?

Piccolo: You act like I have a say in the matter.

Thunder: True. Are YOU looking for a new job?

Piccolo: No. DBZ is fine for now.

Thunder: You sure?

Piccolo: Yes.

Mew: Have you ever done any work outside of DBZ?

Piccolo: No I haven’t.

Thunder: Why are you so attached to a show that hates you?

Piccolo: It’s not that bad. Attention does not make the actor.

Thunder: Ok. What ever. So, what kind of stuff do you do?

Piccolo: What do you mean?

Thunder: Do you collect stamps? do you build model air planes? Are you a ghetto rap star? What do you do?

Piccolo: I like to sit and meditate to focus and strengthen my powers. I also enjoy baking. Cakes and cookies are my favorite things to make.

Mew: Is that so?

Thunder: Anything else?

Piccolo: Well.... I am studying to be an interior decorator in my spare time. Oh yeah! I can’t forget my flowers.

Mew: Good for you Piccolo.

Thunder: Y-eah.

Piccolo: What do you do?

Thunder: Us?

Mew: I like to collect dolls. And I like to play barbies. And I like to eat candy and play house at daycare.

Thunder: I like to watch DBZ and Digimon, and I like to battle!

Piccolo: That’s nice.

Thunder: I also like eating.

Piccolo: I can tell.

Mew: Is that all for Piccolo?

Thunder: Yep. Bye piccolo.

Mew: Bye.

Piccolo: Bye.

(He walks off the stage)

Thunder: NEXT!

Mew Two: Next up is Professor Utonium.

(He walks on to the stage.)

Mew: Hiya.

Thunder: Hey.

Prof. Utonium: Hello.

Mew: What’s it like to be the creator of the Powerpuff girls, but not get any credit for anything?

Prof. Utonium: People acknowledge my existence.

Mew: If you say so.

Thunder: How many people do you see walking down the street saying "Professor Utonium is MY FAVORITE character". ?

Prof. Utonium: None.

Mew: Exactly.

Thunder: You bug me.

Prof. Utonium: Me?

Thunder: Yes. Go away.

Mew: He has mood swings sometimes. You’d better go.

Prof. Utonium: O-kay. Bye.

(He walks off the stage)

Thunder: Okay! Suprise now!

Mew: Say it then.

Thunder: Ok. The suprise is.... We’re having another special!

Mew: People loved the first one soooo much that we decided to have another.

Thunder: But, it isn’t a pokemon training one this time. This time it’s a special..........

Mew: Make them wait till later in the show. Then they have to keep watching.

Thunder: Ok. So all you know thus far is that we’ll be having another special. Send out the next guest Mew Two!

Mew Two: Ok. Next up is.... Gary.

(He walks on to the stage.)

Mew: Hi.

Thunder: Hi.

Gary: Hey.

Mew: I’ve been dying to ask you this. You aren’t on the show much, so what do you do all the time you aren’t on?

Gary: Not much.

Thunder: Do you just sit and watch then?

Gary: Sometimes. I also draw pictures.... and I even write poetry.

(Thunder and Mew look at each other)

Mew: You write poetry?

Gary: YEAH! You want to hear a poem?

Thunder: Ummm..... O-kay.

Gary: Ok. Here’s one. "I like Pokemon. They are nice. Pokemon are cool." What do you think?

Mew: Ummmm.... that was great Gary.

Gary: Really? I have more...

Thunder: No. That’s Ok.

Gary: Ok. I’ll save them for next time.

Mew: Is that all you do Gary?

Gary: Hmmm.... I like to write plays sometimes.

Thunder: Is that so?

Gary: YEAH!

Mew: What are they about?

Gary: Well, the one I'm writing now is about a Clefairy that wants to be a Pikachu.

Thunder: Really?

Gary: Do you want to hear some of it?

Mew: Ummm..... Ok.

Gary: " Once there was a Clefairy that wanted to be a Pikachu. She was a Vegas lounge singer." that’s all I have done.

Thunder: Is that your only play?

Gary: NO! I have a bunch. I have one about a Mew that was a drug addict and one about a Charizard that wanted to be an Olympic swimmer and one about a kid that found a $20 lying in the road and used it to buy a Growlithe that was a crack dealer and one about......

Mew: How many plays have you written?

Gary: I started 39 of them but I never finished any of them.

Thunder: How many of them involve drug addiction?

Gary: 5.

Mew: Are you a drug addict?

Gary: No, but my grandpa is.

Thunder: Really?

Mew: I knew he smoked weed everyday! (Jojo. ha ha ha. Enough said.)

Gary :He’s in to all the drugs.

Thunder: That’s nice- I mean. That’s awful! Kids, drugs are bad, umkay?

Mew: Quit it with the South Park. I hate that show.

Thunder: That’s because evil Thunder said you acted like Mr. Garrison.

Mew: I DO NOT!

Gary: She’s right. She acts more like Kyle’s mom.

Mew: SHUT UP! I ACT LIKE NO ONE ON SOUTH PARK!

Thunder: No. More like Cartman’s mom.

Mew: SHUT UP!!! BOTH OF YOU GET OFF MY STAGE NOW!

Thunder: It’s my show too. So I'm not leaving. But we do need to get to the next guest now.

Gary: Ok. Bye.

Thunder: Bye Gary.

Mew: LEAVE NOW!

(Gary walks off the stage.)

Mew: I’m Ok now.

Thunder: Are you sure?

Mew: YES!

Thunder: Ok. Ok. Next guest Mew Two.

Mew Two: Next up is Vegeta. You guys, Vegeta isn’t ignored. He’s in almost every episode.

Mew: ALMOST every episode.

(Vegeta walks on to the stage)

Thunder: Hi Vegeta.

Vegeta: Hello.

Mew: Why are you evil?

Vegeta: Because I can. None of you are going to stop me.

Thunder: Kem says she could stop you.

Mew: She did not.

Thunder: I just wanted to see what he would say to that.

Vegeta: You are weird.

Thunder: So are you.

Mew: Be nice. Have you ever met the Digimon Emperor?

Vegeta: Yes. He’s a little brat.

Thunder: I haven’t. When did you meet him?

Vegeta: He came to the bad guy convention with Mioatismon. The little brat was "learning" how to be evil like him.

Mew: I didn’t see him there.

Vegeta: I had to fricken baby-sit the little brat for a whole hour.

Thunder: was he really that bad?

Vegeta: YES! "why are you evil?" "How long have you been evil?" "Does your mother know that you are evil?" "What’s the last evil thing you did?" "What was the first evil thing you did?" "Why is your name Vegeta?" I wanted to KILL him.

Mew: Why didn’t you?

Vegeta: we aren’t allowed to kill any fellow bad guys during the convention.

Thunder: That’s weak.

Vegeta: Tell me about it.

Mew: Hmmm....

Vegeta: So what’s the big suprise you’re hiding?

Thunder: Do you want to help announce it Vegeta?

Vegeta: Certainly.

Mew: Ok.

(She whispers something to Vegeta.)

Vegeta: Can I come? That sounds cool.

Thunder: Sure. You can even announce it.

Vegeta: Ok. Here’s the big suprise everyone. It’s a super special, that sounded dumb.

Mew: Just say it.

Vegeta: Fine. It’s a "super special" Evil day special.

Thunder: what is Evil Day you ask.

Mew: Well, we’re going to tell you.

Thunder: You see, Mew and I, along with Mew Two, decided that bad guys needed a holiday.

Mew: we have Memorial Day and Veterans Day to celebrate heroes, so why not Evil Day to celebrate villains.

Thunder: On our first annual Evil Day, me, Mew, Mew Two, and Vegeta, our "Evil" co-host for the day as decided 10 seconds ago, will talk to lots of bad guys and go to some really "Evil" places.

Mew: And Thunder’s bedroom isn’t one of them.

Thunder: Shut up Mew. My room is not evil.

Mew: Sure it isn’t. I brought my brush in there the other day when I was talking to Lightning and I swear an evil being came out from under your bed and grabbed it and ran.

Thunder: That was me.

Mew: I rest my case.

Thunder: Shut up Mrs. Cartman.

Mew: Why you little-!

Vegeta: And these "Evil" places will be....

Thunder: Oh yeah! The "Evil" places include: Giovanni’s house, Mojo Jojo’s laboratory (house), "Him’s" house (in hell? wait and see), Mew Two’s "Evil" tree house (don’t ask), and a few others. Also, we’ll talk to a few good guys and see what THEY think about Evil Day!

Mew: And we’ll be broadcasting live from the evilest place anywhere ever!

Thunder: Wal Mart!

Mew: Shut Up. Seriously, we’ll be live from New Island, former home of our Mew Two!

Mew Two: Yes. I have plans for that island...... again. Oops. Did I say that out loud?

Vegeta: Yes.

Thunder: Well there you have it. I’ll go over this 1 more time. Write this down if you have to.

1.) Tomorrow is the first annual Evil Day.

2.) We will be having a special.

3.) We will visit several "Evil" places. Including..... Wal Mart!

4.) We will talk to several "Evil" people.

5.) We will be broadcasting LIVE from New Island. a very "Evil" place. Even ask Mew Two.

6.) We will ask good guys about their opinions on Evil Day.

7.) Yet another suprise. It involves Evil Day, but we’re going to wait till tomorrow to say it.

Did you all that, if not, just remember to watch tomorrow.

Mew: and now, back to today’s episode. well Vegeta, we have to get to Mojo now. we’ll see you tomorrow.

Vegeta: Ok. bye.

(He walks off the stage.)

Thunder: Send out....

Thunder and Mew: MOOOJOOOO JOJO!

(he walks on to the stage.)

Mew: Hi Mojo.

Mojo: Hello. Hi. Greetings. Salutations and hi.

Thunder: Wass Up?

Mojo: Not much, as to say, nothing is going on with me. I am doing nothing. Nothing am I doing. If you were to ask what I was doing I would say nothing have I done.

Mew: What kind of plans have you created to defeat the Powerpuff Girls?

Mojo: None. no plans have I created. I have created no plans. If you were to ask for a plan to destroy the Powerpuff Girls, I would have no plans for you. No plans have I.

Thunder: Why not?

Mojo: I have been busy. Busy have I been.

Mew: doing......

Mojo: Nothing.

Thunder: ?????????

Mew: Yeah.

Mojo: I must leave. Leave I must. I must depart this very second. seeing as you have reminded me I have no plan to destroy the Powerpuff Girls, I must create one. A plan I must create. to create a plan I will go.

(he walks off the stage)

Thunder: What the hell was that!?

Mew: How the f*** should I know!?

Thunder: Hell Mew. Not the one you used.

Mew: I can say whatever the f*** I want to!

Thunder: Never mind. Next guest.

Mew Two: the next and final guests are Butch and Cassidy.

(They walk on to the stage.)

Mew: Hi.

Cassidy: Hi.

Butch: * nods yes *

Thunder: don’t start that bull s*** again!

Mew: Did we laugh at you last time!?

Thunder: NO!

Mew: You just don’t feel like talking do you?

Butch: * nods yes *

Thunder: Ugh.

Mew: How are you guys?

Cassidy: Great.

Butch: * nods yes *

Thunder: That’s good. do you want to be on our Evil Day special tomorrow?

Cassidy: Sounds cool.

Butch: * nods yes *

Mew: You’ll come then?

Butch: * nods yes *

Cassidy: Sure.

Thunder: good because we’re already 5 minutes over time.

Mew: S***! How did we manage to do that!!

Thunder: I dunno but i’ll quick end it. That’s it for today. Tune in tomorrow for the Evil Day special. good night everyone!

Mew: Bye!

That’s it for today’s episode of The Pikachu and Mew Show. Tune in tomorrow to see the evil day special!