The Pikachu and Mew Show
Thunder: Hello and welcome to episode 14 or as we like to call it, the Evil Day special, yeah.!
Mew: We have some really cool s*** today.
Vegeta: STUFF Mew. Stuff.
Mew: Whatever.
Thunder: Ok. New Evil day information. Here’s the second suprise I mentioned yesterday, yeah.
Vegeta: It’s an evil day contest. You get to New island before the end of the show and you win.
Thunder: Don’t forget the "EVIL DAY FUN PHRASE", yeah!
Vegeta: Oh yeah!
Mew Two: Also, remember that only people that surf over on a Pikachu or swim themselves are qualified.
Vegeta: And the fun phrase is "I am bad. I am evil. I am..... MOOOOOJOOOO JOJO!" And you have to say it just like that.
(Thunder and Mew laugh at him)
Vegeta: shut up.
Mew: Our Evil guests today will be not necessarily in this order:
1.) Mojo Jojo. Live from his house.
2.) Butch and Cassidy. Live from Team Rocket HQ.
3.) Giovanni. Live from his house.
4.) "Him". Live from his house.
5.) The Roudyruff Boys. Live from Townsville.
6.) Gary Oak. Live from "Oak Manor" You like that Thunder?
Thunder: Yeah, yeah.
8.) The Digimon Emperor. Live from the Digital World.
9.) And maybe a few others. Live from evil walk in HQ, a.k.a. Mew Two’s "Evil" Club House.
Mew Two: a very "Evil" Club house
Vegeta: Evil walk-ins?
Thunder: Yep, yeah.
Mew Two: Must you say "yeah" at the end of every sentence?
Thunder: HELL YEAH, yeah.
Mew: On with the show!
Thunder: Ok, yeah. And our good guy guests will be, not necessarily in this order, yeah:
1.) The Powerpuff Girls, yeah. Live from Townsville, yeah.
2.) Goku, yeah. Live from his house, yeah.
3.) Brock, yeah. Live from Pewter City, yeah.
4.) Digidestened Tai, yeah. Live from Tokyo.
5.) Digidestened Sora, yeah. Also live from Tokyo, yeah.
6.) Sailor Moon, yeah. Live from, you guessed it, Tokyo, yeah!
7.) Sailor Neptune, YEAH! She’s COOL! Live from Tokyo, yeah!
8.) Walk in heroes, yeah. Live from good walk in HQ a.k.a. Kem’s Porch, yeah.
Mew Two: I think that about covers it.
Mew: Oh yeah! Tracey is the official swear word beeper till he gets a new job. I decided to give him some work. Let’s hear it for Tracey!
Thunder: Yay, yeah!
Vegeta: Where to first guys guys?
Thunder: We talk to bad guys first because it’s their day, yeah. Mew, you go wait at the HQ, yeah.
Mew: Kay.
(She teleports away)
Thunder: We are going to Townsville first, yeah. Roudyruff Boys, then Mojo, yeah.
Mew Two: Ok. Lets go.
(Mew Two teleports everyone to Townsville.)
Thunder: Here, yeah. Hi Roudyruff Boys, yeah.
Brick: What’s up Thunder?
Thunder: nothing, yeah.
Boomer: Are you saying "yeah" at the end of your sentences too, yeah?
Thunder: Yeah, yeah.
RRB Butch: (he needs a label because we have Team Rocket Butch later.) They both watched that episode of "How to irritate your friends and family".
Thunder and Boomer: Yeah, yeah!
Vegeta: Any way.....
Thunder: Right, yeah. What’s up with you guys, yeah?
Brick: nothing much.
RRB Butch: we beat up a cat yesterday.
Boomer: No we didn’t, yeah.
Brick: YOU beat up a cat yesterday. Me and Boomer were at the park.
RRB Butch: Oh yeah. That’s right. You 2 would rather play barbies with the Powerpuff Girls.
Brick: Oh shut up.
RRB Butch: You know it’s true!
Boomer: It is not, yeah!
Thunder: Any way, yeah.....
Brick: Oh. Sorry.
Vegeta: You knew today was Evil Day, right?
RRB Butch: Yeah we did. But I don’t think these 2 should be called evil. They should be called- eeewwww!- GOOD!
Brick: We are not!
Boomer: We are just as bad as you are, yeah!
RRB Butch: If you say so.
Thunder: Anything else guys, yeah?
Brick: Can I come? Butch is starting to get on my nerves.
Thunder: Sure, yeah.
RRB Butch: Bye Powerpuff Brick.
Brick: Shut up. You’re just jealous of my friend making ability.
RRB Butch: If you say so.
Boomer: Bye, yeah!
(They teleport to Mojo’s house.)
Thunder: Lets quick check on Mew.
Mew Two: All right.
(Now you see Mew on the TV but you still hear Thunder.)
Thunder: Did anyone come yet Mew, yeah?
Mew: What!? Huh? Wait. No. Not yet.
Thunder: Ok, yeah. We’ll check in again later, yeah.
Mew: Ok.
(You see Thunder and friends again)
Thunder: Are you home Mojo, yeah!?
Mojo: I’m coming. As to say, I am on my way. If you continue to wait, I will arrive.
(He opens the door.)
Thunder: Hi Mojo, yeah.
Vegeta: Mojo.
Mojo: Vegeta.
Mew Two: Ummmm....
Vegeta: I’m STILL smarter than you.
Mojo: You are not.
Vegeta: I’m more evil than you also.
Mojo: NO YOU ARE NOT! NO ONE IS EVILER THAN ME!!!
Vegeta: As if. And "Eviler" isn’t even a word!
Mojo: GRRRRR!!! SHUT UP!!!!
Mew Two: Evil Day Special.......
Thunder: Yeah, yeah. What have you been up to lately Mojo, yeah?
Mojo: Devising a plan that will allow me to defeat the Powerpuff Girls.
Vegeta: You STILL haven’t beaten them yet? They are 5 years old. I could beat them with my hands tied behind my back.
Mojo: As if. As to say, no you cannot!
Thunder: Will you stop fighting with Vegeta, yeah!
Mojo: No! You will leave!
Vegeta: It’s about time.
Thunder: Fine, yeah. BYE MOJO, YEAH!
Mojo: Yeah. Bye. LEAVE!
Mew Two: Where to next?
Thunder: "Him’s" house.
(They go to "Him’s" house.)
Thunder: HIM, yeah! Are you home, yeah!?
Him: I’m cooommmmmiiinnnnngggg!!!
Brick: This is way scary.
Vegeta: Not really.
("him" walks out)
Vegeta: OH MY GOD!
Brick: I told you.
Him: How can I help you? Thunder: I’m
from the Pikachu and Mew show, yeah. we called you about evil day, yeah. Remember, yeah?
Him: Oh yes. Come in dears.
Vegeta: No thank you.
Mew Two: come now Vegeta.
Brick: I want to sit this one out too.
thunder: NO, YEAH! YOU COME NOW, YEAH!
(they all go inside.)
Him: I’ll give you the tour. This is the TV room.
(They walk.)
Him: Here is the kitchen.
(they walk)
Him: Here’s the bathroom.
(they walk)
Him: and here is my room. Any questions?
Vegeta: Can we leave now?
Him: No silly. you must stay and have some COOKIES.
Brick: I think my mom is calling me.
Mew Two: You don’t have a mom.
Brick: Fine then. I think Mojo is calling me.
Thunder: He is not, yeah. sit down and eat cookies, yeah.
(they walk back to the kitchen. Brick and Vegeta stand near the door.)
Him: Here you are. Enjoy.
(he hands out the cookies. Brick and Vegeta look at them. they’re hard and they looked weird. they put them in their pockets.)
Thunder: So Him, yeah. What have you been up to lately, yeah?
Him: well, I'm studying to become a baker. What do you think?
Mew Two: The cookies?
Him: Yes.
Thunder: They’re- ummmmm- great, yeah. don’t you think Brick and Vegeta, yeah?
Brick: Yyeeeaaaahhh. Suuurrrrrreee.
Vegeta: what the kid said.
Him: I’m glad you liked them. Have some more.
Vegeta: Ummmm...... I promised my Ummmm...... Mom... that I would..... ummmmm..... go home for dinner and......Ummmm...... I wouldn’t want to be too full. it might hurt her feelings. I can’t go and hurt my mom’s feelings now can I?
Him: It will hurt MY FEELINGS if you don’t HAVE ANOTHER.
Thunder: your mom is dead any way, yeah.
Vegeta: Ummmm........ I meant .......Ummmmmm....... Giovanni’s mom. You know how she is.
Him: EAT!
(Vegeta takes a cookie. Him stares at him until he eats it.)
Him: Your turn Brick.
(Vegeta passes out)
Brick: Ummm....... I .........Ummmmmm...... My your outfit is nice. Where did you get it?
Him: You like it? Really? I got it at a seasonal store during Christmas. I just love Christmas. especially the COOKIES. Why don’t you eat one of these and PRETEND it’s a lovely CHRISTMAS COOKIE.
(Mew Two pokes Vegeta with one of the cookies.)
Mew Two: (to Thunder) I think he’s dead.
Him: Here now Brick. Little boys love cookies.
Brick: Not me.
Him: ESPECIALLY YOU.
(Brick takes a cookie and eats it.)
Him: There now. Was that so hard?
(Brick passes out)
Thunder: Gosh, yeah. We’d better get going him, yeah. Thanks for the cookies, yeah.
Him: good bye. Come back ANY TIME.
(Thunder and Mew Two drag Vegeta and Brick out.)
Thunder: Wake them up, yeah.
Mew Two: i’ll try. I can’t believe they actually ate the cookies. Talk to Mew meanwhile Thunder.
Thunder: good idea, yeah.
(Again the screen changes and you see Mew again.)
Thunder: Any one yet, yeah?
Mew: IT WAS MEW TWO KEM HONEST!!! WHAT!? Huh? Oh. NO, No one yet.
Thunder: Ummmm...... Ok Mew, yeah.
(you see Thunder again. Mew Two is off the screen, but you still see Brick and Vegeta lying unconscious on the ground. Mew Two comes back with Him. He whispers something to Him.)
Him: Brick and Vegeta, I have more cookies for you to give to your FRIENDS.
(Vegeta and Brick jump up)
Vegeta: NO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! NO!
Brick: PLEASE NO!
Mew Two: thanks Him.
Him: No problem.
(Him walks away)
Mew Two: where to next?
Brick: I don’t feel good.
Vegeta: does anyone have any of that stuff that makes you throw up?
Thunder: It’s not that bad, yeah. Now, on to Viridian City!
(They teleport to Viridian City.)
Brick: what are we doing here?
Thunder: Visiting Giovanni and Butch and Cassidy, yeah.
(they go to Giovanni’s house.)
Vegeta: Giovanni!
Giovanni: (opening the door) you actually showed up? Damn!
Thunder: Of course we did, yeah.
Giovanni: well, go away. I decided I don’t want to talk to you.
Vegeta: Be nice. It’s Evil Day after all.
Giovanni: Then shouldn’t I act, oh I don’t know. Maybe, EVIL!?
Brick: I think I'm going to throw up.
Giovanni: Not at my house you don’t!
Thunder: Let us in now, yeah.
(he lets them in)
Giovanni: If that little jerk throws up in here, i’ll kill all three of you.
Vegeta: What if I throw up?
Giovanni: what happened to you?
thunder: We were visiting "Him", yeah.
Brick: He made us eat some tainted cookies and now I'm nauseous.
Vegeta: Me too. good thing I skipped breakfast.
Brick: I didn’t.
Giovanni: NO THROWING UP IN MY HOUSE!
Mew Two: Honestly, how do you inforce that?
Giovanni: I don’t get sick and I don’t let anyone else in my house. It works quite well actually.
Brick: oh. I don’t feel good at all.
Thunder: poor brick, yeah. Maybe you need to lay down, yeah.
Giovanni: so he throws up on my carpet and I have to kill him. That’s great.
(Brick passes out.)
Mew Two: Brick? Brick!
Thunder: Do you think "Him" poisoned him, yeah?
Giovanni: No. "Him" wouldn’t do that. he just can’t cook and the poor boy couldn’t take it.
Vegeta: I’m Ok. Maybe you should take him to Kem’s house Mew Two.
Mew Two: Ok. I will return.
(he teleports away with Brick)
Thunder: So what have you been up to lately Giovanni, yeah?
Giovanni: Nothing. And why must you say "yeah" at the end of every sentence?
Thunder: Fun, yeah.
Vegeta: Do you have anything that will make me stop seeing things?
Giovanni: what are you talking about?
Vegeta: there’s a pink elephant on your ceiling.
Giovanni: Maybe. Let me see. Don’t touch anything.
(Giovanni leaves the room)
Vegeta: Look at the colors Thunder! huh? it’s Lucky the Leprechaun! Lucky!
Thunder: This is bad, yeah.
(Mew Two returns)
Mew Two: I’d have been back sooner but Kem yelled at me for letting him get that sick.
Thunder: Will he die, yeah?
Mew Two: No. Say, what’s wrong with Vegeta?
Vegeta: Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!
Thunder: The cookies are getting to him, yeah.
(Giovanni returns)
Giovanni: No. what are you doing?
Vegeta: Shh! I'm trying to catch the leprechaun so I can get his pot of gold!
Giovanni: what the hell!?
Mew Two: Ummm.... I think Vegeta needs a rest to.
Vegeta: NO! YOU CAN’T HAVE MY POT OF GOLD! NO!
Giovanni: this is scary.
Thunder: Yeah, yeah.
Mew Two: Evil Day is going so wrong.
Giovanni: I haven’t done anything evil lately any way. I’m running low on crimes to commit.
Thunder: Let’s check on Mew, yeah.
(Mew appears on the screen)
Thunder: hi Mew, yeah. Any one yet, yeah?
Mew: "Lullaby!" What!? No.
Mew Two: keep waiting.
Vegeta: Hi little leprechaun. WHAT!? DIE LEPRECHAUN! TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!
Mew: What’s wrong with Vegeta?
Mew Two: he ate some tainted cookies. It’s a long story.
(You see Thunder again)
Thunder: Is that it Giovanni, yeah?
Giovanni: Yes.
Mew Two: Take Vegeta to a hospital or something will you.
Giovanni: I suppose.
Vegeta: NOOOOO!!!! THE JADE MONKEY FLIES AT DAWN! PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!!!
Thunder: Riiiight, yeah. Bye Giovanni, yeah.
(Thunder and Mew Two teleport to Team Rocket Head Quarters)
Thunder: Butch and Cassidy, yeah!
Cassidy: Over here Thunder.
Thunder: Oh, yeah. Hi, yeah.
Butch: * waves hi *
Thunder: Not that bull s*** again, yeah.
Cassidy: He’s having a quiet contest with James. they’re going on 10 days now.
Mew Two: wow. Have you done anything evil lately?
Butch: * nods no *
Cassidy: Yeah. It has been kinda slow lately. apparently the boss is running out of jobs for us.
Thunder: too bad, yeah.
Mew Two: This is so boring.
Thunder: Yeah, yeah. I need a co-host. Mew Two, yeah. Phone Kem, yeah.
(Mew Two calls Kem. He even lets you hear her voice. How nice)
Kem: Hello?
thunder: hi, yeah.
Kem: What’s up?
Thunder: Is Brick better yet, yeah?
Kem: Hell no!? He had like every type of food poisoning imaginable! I'm suprised he didn’t die!
Thunder: Damn, Yeah! Can you think of another evil co-host?
Kem: Sorry. I can’t help you there.
Thunder: That’s Ok, yeah. Will you do the good guy walk ins for us later, yeah?
Kem: Ok. See you. I think Brick is hallucinating again.
(She hangs up the phone)
Mew Two: Where do you want to go now Thunder?
Thunder:The Digital World, yeah. Bye, yeah.
Cassidy: Bye.
(they teleport to the digital world)
Mew Two: Let’s see if anyone one the evil day contest.
(You see Tracey sitting in the host chair on new island talking to Blossom the Charizard.)
Tracey: I wanted to beat his b**** ass.
Blossom: You should have.
Tracey: What? Really? hi Mew Two and Thunder. Nobody’s here yet.
Mew Two: Really?
Blossom: Yeah. We’ll call when someone gets here.
Thunder: Ok, yeah.
(You see Thunder and Mew Two again. Only now the Digimon Emperor, or Ken as we are going to call him, is there now.)
Thunder: Hi Ken, yeah.
Ken: Hello.
thunder: Have you done anything, "evil" lately, yeah?
Ken: Of course. I built 1200 control spires and put 10,000 Digimon under my control. And let me just say Evil day was a great idea.
Thunder: Great, yeah. Do you want to be my co-host?
Ken: Can I!?
Thunder: YEAH, yeah! On to Oak Manor then, yeah!
(They teleport to Oak Manor)
Thunder: GARY,YEAH! HELLO, YEAH!
Gary: Oh. Hi.
Ken: Hello. How many evil things have you done for Evil Day?
Gary: I'm not completely "Evil".
Mew Two: Why not!?
Gary: I am an antagonist. All bad guys are antagonists, but not all antagonists are bad guys. We just oppose the hero.
Mew Two: Duh. I asked why you aren’t evil.
Gary: Because. HEY! Do you want to hear an Evil Day poem I made up for evil Day?
Thunder: Ok, yeah.
Gary: Ok. Ahem. It’s called:
One day a rat and a cat made up a holiday.
They called it "Evil Day".
Everyone say "Hey"!
What do you think?
Ken: That was.....
Thunder: Ummmm....... Great, yeah.
Mew Two: Lovely even.
Thunder: Well what do you know, yeah. It’s time to interview the good guys, yeah. Bye, yeah.
Gary: Bye! I’ll have a new poem for next time.
Mew Two: I can’t wait.
(they teleport away to Townsville. PPG Blossom is waiting)
Thunder: Hi Blossom, yeah. Where are your sisters, yeah?
PPG Blossom: The professor grounded them for excessively using the "f" word.
Ken: f***?
PPG Blossom: No. Frank. Of course f***.
Mew Two: I sure hope Tracey is paying attention.
Thunder: What’s up Blossom, yeah?
PPG Blossom: Nothing really. I did scrape my knee playing foot ball with the Roudyruff boys. You know, Butch is a b****! I’m not even kidding. That little b**** f****** tackled me in to the damn cement. f***! Just remembering that makes me mad.
Thunder: I can tell, yeah.
Ken: What do you think of Evil Day?
PPG Blossom: Why the hell would you want to honor bad guys?
Mew Two: Maybe it’s illogical to honor good guys.
PPG Blossom: You know it isn’t.
Thunder: Come help us interview Blossom. You’ll make it fun.
PPG Blossom: Ah what the hell. I wasn’t doing anything any way.
Mew Two: Let’s go to Tokyo.
(They teleport to Tokyo)
Thunder: Look, yeah. It’s Sailor Neptune, yeah. I want to talk to her, yeah.
Everyone: Figures.
(They walk over to Sailor Neptune)
Thunder: Hi Sailor Neptune, yeah.
S. Neptune: hi Thunder. How are you?
Thunder: Good, yeah.
(Sailor Moon runs over)
S. Moon: THERE YOU ARE! INTERVIEW ME!
PPG Blossom: Chill out Mickey.
S. Neptune: Look! It’s the cute little girl. Hi.
PPG Blossom: Hi.
S. Neptune: That is so adorable. You’re so tiny.
PPG Blossom: Hey!? I’m 11 1/2 inches tall!
Mew Two: Jump back. 11 1/2 inches.
Ken: Not even a foot. That is sad.
S. Neptune: That is so cute! She’s acting all tough.
PPG Blossom: Listen lady, I AM NOT A DOLL!!
S. Neptune: You’re still adorable.
PPG Blossom: you’re lucky Buttercup isn’t here. She’d kick your ass.
S. Moon: Where did you learn that bad word!
PPG Blossom: f*** you.
S. Moon: Little kids like you aren’t supposed to know those words!
PPG Blossom: Maybe you didn’t hear me. I said f*** you. F-*-*-* y-o-u. Are you having trouble with that?
S. Neptune: Calm down dear. Sailor Moon is just a moron.
PPG Blossom: No, really?
Thunder: Any way, how is everything, Yeah?
S. Neptune: Great.
S. Moon: a 5 year old just told me to f*** off. I am not Ok.
Mew Two: Shut up. You’re irritating.
Ken: Any way, we came to ask you what you think of evil day.
S. Moon: It’s f****** bull s***.
S. Neptune: I think it’s kinda nice. It might inspire bad guys to do good.
Mew Two: Wouldn’t that then defeat the purpose of honoring them?
S. Neptune: Yes and no.
S. Moon: You are smoking something Neptune.
PPG Blossom: You should talk.
S. Moon: f*** you b****!
PPG Blossom: You want to start something b****!?
Thunder: NO, yeah! We better go guys, yeah.
Mew Two: Right.
PPG Blossom: Next time I see you you’re dead b****!
(They go to the place in Tokyo where they were supposed to meet Tai and Sora.)
PPG Blossom: Hello? TAI! SORA! GET YOUR SORRY b**** a**** OUT HERE!
Ken: Lay off the profanities Blossom.
PPG Blossom: F*** YOU! Ok. I'm better now. I promise I won’t swear any more.
Thunder: Good, yeah.
(Tai runs up)
Tai: Sorry I'm late. There was a little crisis that needed taking care of.
Mew Two: And this crisis was....
Tai: Matt was out of pizza rolls. But we fixed it and everything is Ok.
PPG Blossom: Where’s Sora?
Tai: I honestly don’t know. She’s been gone for 2 days now.
Thunder: Awwww, yeah. Well, what do you think of Evil Day, yeah?
Tai: If we get out of school, I'm all for it.
PPG Blossom: You got out of school for it?
Tai: Not yet. But when it becomes a internationally recognized holiday....
Thunder: Dream on, yeah.
Tai: Ok.
Mew Two: Let’s check on Mew.
(You see Mew)
Mew: "We all live, in a Pokemon World! I want to be the greatest master of them all!" What!? No. I guess there aren’t going to be any evil walk ins.
(You see Thunder and the others again)
Thunder: Awww, yeah. I guess we check on Kem then.
(You see Kem’s porch, but not Kem. But you can hear Kem yelling at someone in the background.)
Mew Two: KEM!
Kem: DAMN IT BRICK! SIT STILL! BRICK!
(You see Brick run on to the screen)
Brick: wordwordwordwordcooldudedudedudewordcoolcooldudeword!
(Kem follows)
Kem: BRICK!
Brick: nodude!no!wordword.coolcooldudeword!
Thunder: What’s going on, yeah?
Kem: I’m trying to give him some medicine to make him go back to sleep but I can’t catch him.
PPG Blossom: I’ll do it!
(exactly 5.56754333576 seconds later you see PPG Blossom fly across the screen chasing Brick.)
PPG Blossom: GOT HIM! Kem MEDICINE QUICK!
Kem: Ok.
(They give him the medicine. You see Kem carry Brick on to the porch and put him in to a play pen. She gives him a pillow and blanket and puts a net over it.)
Kem: There. Thanks Blossom.
PPG Blossom: No problem.
(She flies back to Thunder and friends.)
Thunder: No walk in good guys then, yeah?
Kem: Nope.
Brick: Dude................. word...............cool dude.............. word................. Pikachu............ SEVEN!............ cool........... word word word!
Kem: O-kay.
(You see thunder again)
Thunder: This is going horribly, yeah.
Mew Two: We’re almost done. All that’s left now is to go to “the Club” and talk to Goku and Brock.
PPG Blossom: Lance Brock?
Thunder: Yeah, yeah.
PPG Blossom: YAY!
(they teleport to "the Club")
PPG Blossom: LANCE BROCK!
Brock: What the!?
Goku: Lance Brock?
Brock: It’s a really, REALLY long story.
PPG Blossom: You can be Lance Goku if you want.
Goku: No thanks.
PPG Blossom: Let me rephrase that. You WILL be Lance Goku.
Goku: Ummmm........ Ok.
Ken: Hi.
Thunder: Yes, yeah. What do you guys think of Evil Day, yeah?
Goku: It’s great. I have lots of friends that are bad guys. Like Vegeta. Wasn’t he supposed to be hosting with you today?
Mew Two: He got sick earlier.
Goku: That’s too bad. I’ll have to visit him. After I walk Bunny.
Brock: (to PPG Blossom) Stay over there! I think evil day is just great. Yet another holiday for hallmark to steal all of our money.
Thunder: So true, yeah.
Mew Two: 15 minutes Thunder.
Thunder: Ok, yeah. One final check with both walk in centers, yeah.
(First you see mew)
Mew: "I want to go, where no one’s been. Far beyond-!" Ummm..... hi. Nobody. The evil Wal Mart kid stopped in but he couldn’t stay. He had to go to work.
(Next you see Kem. She is sitting in a chair next to the play pen. a CD player is plugged in.)
Mew Two: What are you doing?
Kem: I’m playing "Lullaby" in hopes that maybe it will make him sleep longer.
Thunder: Hopeless, yeah.
Kem: Ash was here. He actually was on his way to try to win the evil day prize.
Brick: NO DUDE!
Kem: What!? You can’t wake up! Oh good. He didn’t. It’s just one of his weird hallucinations again.
(you see Thunder again)
Mew Two: And now we return to New Island.
(They teleport to New Island)
Tracey: I was like "B****! shut the f*** up!"
Blossom: I’d say that too!
Thunder: Ahem, yeah.
Tracey: Nobody made it.
(Ash runs in)
Ash: I am bad. I am evil. I am.... MOOOJOOO JOJO!
Tracey: Ok. Ash wins.
Thunder: Yay Ash, yeah.
Ash: What do I win!?
Mew Two: Nothing.
Blossom: We didn’t figure anyone would be dumb enough to actually do all that.
Ash: DAMN IT!
Thunder: Well, that’s it for today’s episode yeah. Tomorrow we have a behind the scenes look at the Pikachu and Mew show, yeah. Now you will know what really goes on before and after the show, yeah. Watch Ok, yeah? Good, yeah! Good night everyone, yeah!
That’s it for today's episode of The Pikachu and Mew Show. Tune in tomorrow to see the behind the scenes special. That has so been done.
Mew: You want to lose your job right?
No. I’m sorry.
Mew: Damn straight you are.
Good night everyone.