Thunder: Hello and welcome to The Pikachu and Mew Show episode 18, or as we like to call it: TPAMS Johto Special 02.

Mew: That is so Digimon.

Thunder: Kem titled it.

Lightning: Right. Any way, today we have some way cool stuff here in the beautiful National Park in Johto, right guys?

Mew: You are correct Lightning. Today we have Mega Dude helping us out in the hosting department.

Mega Dude: Hi!

Mew: Sabrina’s Head Assistant as Resident Psychic for the day.

SHA: Hi!

Mew: And as guests we have Blossom’s family, evil Thunder’s family, Darien and Sailor Neptune, Tai and Matt, Goku and Vegeta, single “r” Lary and Giovanni, Jasmine of Olivine City with a revolt report, PPG Blossom and Brick, and maybe even some more stuff!

Thunder: We had better get going then.

Mew: Right. Mew Two my brother, literally, lets have our first guest.

Mew Two: Right. Your first guest is.....

SHA: The Char family!

Mew Two: I was going to say that.

SHA: I know.

(They walk on to the stage.)

Mew: Where’s Blossom?

(She runs on to the stage)

Blossom: I’m here!

Thunder: Ok. Hi.

Mrs. Char: Hi. How are you?

Mew: We’re fine. You?

Mr. Char: We’re all great.

Thunder: That’s good. So, you’re Blossom’s parents right?

Mrs. Char: Last time I checked.

Mew: Was Blossom a good kid?

Mrs. Char: Of course she was.

Mr. Char: Yes. She was a perfect little angel.

Blossom: I was not.

SHA: She’s lying.

Blossom: I was a bad kid. All tough and mean and stuff!

SHA: Lying.

Blossom: ......... (anger dots. Remember them?)

Mega Dude: That’s not important Blossom.

Blossom: ........... (anger dots are cool!)

Thunder: How many siblings does Blossom have?

Mrs. Char: 5 brothers.

Mew: Wow. So that’s why you’re trying to sound tough.

Blossom: I know where you sleep Mew.

Mew: We share a room Blossom.

Blossom: All the easier to kill you.

Mr. Char: Calm yourself Blossom.

Thunder: How old are they Mrs. Char?

Mrs. Char: Well, Charred is 9. Oranges is 12. Flames is 14. Roaster is 16. Blossom is 20. And Whitefire is 27.

Mew: Lets meet them.

(A Charmander, a Charmeleon, and 3 Charizards walk on to the stage.)

Mr. Char: The Charmander is Charred. The Charmeleon is Oranges. The shorter Charizard is Flames and the bigger Charizard is Roaster. The biggest Charizard is Whitefire.

Mew: Hi.

Blossom’s brothers: Hi.

Mew: Who first.... Mega Dude, why don’t you pick?

Mega Dude: Ok. How about Charred.

Charred: Hi.

Mew: Ask him a question.

Mega Dude: Ok. So you’re the youngest?

Charred: Yeah. But that doesn’t make me the weakest.

Mega Dude: No?

Charred: No! I’m just as tough as them!

Lightning: Evolution isn’t always power.

Roaster: Dude, you’re evolved.

Lightning: I was a bad a** before I was evolved too.

Thunder: Do you and your siblings compete with each other a lot?

Charred: Do we ever!

SHA: Yes. You almost destroyed your house once.

Charred: How’d you know that?

SHA: I’m a psychic.

Thunder: Now we’ll talk to..... Oranges. Hi Oranges.

Oranges: Hello.

Mew: So you’re working your way up to Charizard I see.

Oranges: Kind of.

Lightning: What do you mean by “kind of”?

Oranges: Well, I’d rather be a doctor than a battle Pokémon like my brothers.

Blossom: Ahem.

Oranges: And sister.

Mega Dude: Why is that?

Oranges: Well, I was never a very good battle Pokémon.

Mew: No?

Oranges: No. No one would ever believe that I was related to Blossom, Flames, Roaster, and Whitefire. They all said that no sibling of theirs would ever be so weak. You don’t know how many people Blossom had to beat up to protect me.

Thunder: Then how are you evolved?

Oranges: I need to evolve all the way to be a good doctor, so I fight lots of little battles, instead of a few big ones.

Lightning: Which of your siblings do you like best?

Oranges: I like them all, but Blossom is the best. She never picks on me and she’s very supportive.

Blossom: You need encouragement.

Whitefire: He NEEDS to be taught how to behave like the rest of us. He CANNOT be related to me if he refuses to battle like the rest of us.

Blossom: Still full of yourself I see.

Whitefire: Still a smart mouthed little brat I see.

Mew: STOP THAT! No fighting. You should know better Blossom.

Oranges: Those 2 always fight about me.

SHA: CAFFEINE!

(Everyone looks at him)

SHA: My psychic-ness can’t happen if someone doesn’t get me a coke PDQ.

(Mew Two brings him some soda)

SHA: Thank you. Continue.

Mew: O-kay.... Don’t feel bad Oranges. Ok. Next we talk to..... Flames. Hi.

Flames: Hey.

Mew: Are you a fighter?

Flames: Yeah. Oranges is the only freak in the family.

Blossom: Stop calling him that!

Flames: Oh yeah. I forgot about her. So there are 2 freaks in the family.

Mr. Char: Don’t tease your brother and sister.

Flames: I speak only the truth father.

Mew: (To her co-hosts and psychic) So as they get older, they get more irritating.

SHA: Yep.

Mega Dude: So Flames, are you a good battle Pokémon?

Flames: Of course I am. All Chars are good fighters. With the exception of Oranges of course.

Mega Dude: Blossom can fight?

Roaster: Yeah she can. She just believes that it’s Ok for Oranges to spoil the family name.

Blossom: He won’t spoil anything. I think it’d be great to have a doctor in the family.

Flames: He’ll probably mess that up like he messes everything else up.

Blossom: Will you just leave him alone!?

Flames: No! Not until he starts acting normal.

Blossom: Being a jerk is normal?

Mew: Stop that! So any way, have you won any major competitions yet, Flames?

Flames: A few. More than fruit boy and flower bud over there, but less than Roaster and Whitefire.

Mega Dude: Can we talk to Roaster now?

Mew: Whenever you’re ready.

Mega Dude: Ok. What kind of example are you setting for Oranges by picking on him? I guess that’s for all 3 of you.

Roaster: If he learns to take it, he gets stronger.

Whitefire: And besides, if he wants respect, he’ll earn it.

Mega Dude: But words can hurt people. And Pokémon.

Whitefire: And your whining hurts me.

Thunder: *cough*Jerk*cough*

Lightning: Don’t be too sneaky now.

SHA: Yeah. I don’t think anyone caught that.

Mew: *sigh* So you think your sister and Oranges are freaks too?

Roaster: Not freaks. Wusses is a more appreciate term.

Lightning: But Blossom is one of the strongest Pokémon I know.

Roaster: Do you know us?

Mew Two: She could kill you twice.

Whitefire: When cats fly.

Mew and Mew Two: We can.

Roaster: It’s “when pigs fly” moron.

Whitefire: Whatever.

SHA: So that’s why they say you can’t have brains AND brawn.

Mega Dude: Who said that?

SHA: Me.

Mew: Now we talk to Whitefire. Hello.

Whitefire: Hi.

Mew: Why are you such a rude and inconsiderate little bas-

Thunder: Mew!

Mew: ....little brat.

Whitefire: You’re opinions can’t count because you’ve been hanging out with Blossom for to long.

Mew: Oh really?

Whitefire: Yes.

Thunder: Do any of you really have anything at all against Blossom?

Whitefire: No. She KNOWS who she is. HE doesn’t. At least he refuses to accept it any way. I will allow none of my siblings to disgrace our family in such a manner EVER.

Mega Dude: What’s wrong with him being a doctor?

Whitefire: Chars aren’t doctors. They are fighters. We INFLICT damage. We don’t HEAL it. He’s just a little mixed up.

Mew: What do you, the parents, have to say about this?

Mrs. Char: I wish they’d stop fighting, but they all have too much pride.

SHA: Not Oranges. Look at him.

(You see Oranges sitting in a corner hugging himself and muttering something.)

Mew: What’s he saying?

Blossom: “This is all my fault” over and over again. He does this every time we fight about him.

(She walks over to him)

Blossom: It’s not your fault Oranges.

Oranges: It’s ALWAYS my fault. EVERYTHING is ALWAYS my fault. Whitefire said so. He’s ALWAYS right.

Blossom: No he isn’t.

Oranges: Yes!

Blossom: No. Don’t listen to him. That bull s*** he’s telling you is poisoning your mind. Stop listening to him.

Oranges: But Flames and Roaster say it too.

(Moral time)

Blossom: Listen to me Oranges. If you want to be a doctor, then don’t listen to them. Some famous dude, well, he might have been famous, any way this dude said “If you really want to, you’ll find a way. If you don’t, you’ll find an excuse”. So in your case that means..... Ummmm...... You can’t blame them for anything sadly enough. Wait. That doesn’t help YOU any. Just a sec.

Oranges: No. I think I see what you’re trying to say.

Blossom: Could you help me out because I don’t.

(He gives her a hug)

Mew: Awww.... what a Kodak moment.

Blossom: You want to die right?

Lightning: Chill B. It’s Ok.

Blossom: What did I tell you about calling me that!?

Lightning: I said “Can I call you B?” and you said, and I quote: “Go away. I’m trying to sleep”.

Blossom: Oh yeah! Well, Blossom is fine thank you.

Whitefire: Any way, No matter how long she sticks up for him, he will always be a failure and a disgrace to the whole family.

Blossom: Do you want to know who the failure and disgrace to the family is?

Whitefire: Oranges?

Blossom: You!

Whitefire: Me!?

Blossom: Yes you! You’re too damn full of yourself to put up a good example for our brothers and you even go so far as to convince Oranges that he isn’t worth anything! You are the definition of disgrace to the family! So you had better shut the hell up or prepare to have me kick your a**!

Whitefire: You couldn’t beat me if your life depended on it. And since now you’re bound to a trainer you’re even weaker.

Blossom: Bring it on.

Mrs. Char: Now kids, there’s no need to fight.

Blossom: Sorry mom. I have to prove my own worth and that of my trainer. Let’s brawl.

Thunder: Hey SHA, are you seeing a 2 hour time slot in our future because if this?

SHA: You bet.

Thunder and Mew: SCORE!

(They set the stage up for a battle)

Whitefire: I hate to hurt you little sister but you need to be taught a lesson.

Blossom: Kiss off.

Mega Dude: How lovely.

Lightning: You can have the honors of refereeing the battle.

Mega Dude: Thanks.

Thunder: (to SHA) Who’s going to win?

SHA: I charge $10 for info. like that.

Thunder: Awwww.....

Lightning: Shut up Thunder. We don’t want to ruin that for the viewers any way.

Mega Dude: Are you ready.

Whitefire: Of course I am.

Blossom: You know it.

Mega Dude: Ok. This is a 1 on 1 battle with no time limit, right?

Mew: Yeah.

Mega Dude: Ready? Set? Go!

(Whitefire charges right at Blossom. She easily gets out of the way.)

Blossom: Big and slow are 2 adjectives that describe you perfectly Whitefire.

Whitefire: GRRRRR....

(He charges again. He also misses again)

Blossom: Who said you can’t have brains to fight SHA?

SHA: You have failed to prove the strength part.

Blossom: You want to see power? Ok.

(She tackles Whitefire. Then she picks him up and throws him over her back. Then she body slams him)

Whitefire: OW!

Blossom: That’s for Oranges.

(She picks him up and throws him across the studio. Then she flies over, picks him up, flies up towards the ceiling, and seismic tosses him)

Whitefire: Ouch!

Blossom: And that’s for me!

Whitefire: What did I do to you?

Blossom: You picked on my brother.

(She side checks him into a wall)

Blossom: How’s that for strength?

SHA: That’ll do.

(Whitefire charges her again)

Blossom: You want more? Fine.

Roaster: How is she so fast?

Mew: Kem.

Thunder: Slowness has no place on Kem’s team.

(Blossom throws him again. She then flies over to him and puts him in a headlock.)

Blossom: You’re going to stop now.

Whitefire: Like hell I am!

(She squeezes harder.)

Blossom: YOU’RE going to stop NOW.

Whitefire: OW!

Blossom: Are you done?

Whitefire: Yes!

Mega Dude: Blossom is the winner!

Blossom: Now apologize to Oranges for being a punk a**.

Whitefire: I’m sorry Oranges. Please forgive me.

Oranges: Ok. I forgive you.

Blossom: Now apologize to your brothers for being such a bad example for them.

Whitefire: I’m sorry. Don’t be like me.

Blossom: Now apologize to your sister for underestimating her.

Whitefire: I’m sorry Blossom. You are stronger than I.

Blossom: I forgive you. Good job.

(She lets him go.)

Blossom: There you go Oranges. Live your dream buddy.

Oranges: Thank you Blossom. When I become a doctor, you can come to me whenever you want for a reduced charge. I have to make money somehow.

Blossom: You got it buddy.

Mew: Go Blossom! Girl power! High five!

(They high five)

SHA: I want a high five!

(They high five SHA)

Thunder: Oh my god! 12 pages with the Chars. We need to move on.

Mew: Yeah. Bye! Visit again!

(The family except for Oranges and Blossom walk off the stage)

Oranges: Thanks for publicly humiliating Whitefire, Thunder and Mew.

Mew: No problem Oranges.

Thunder: Yes. We live to help.

Blossom: You guys rule. You made the jerk a less-jerk and you fixed my brother’s self-esteem.

Mega Dude: You did that Blossom.

Blossom: Yeah, but even I need help sometimes. Well, get on with your show. Come on shorty.

Oranges: Ok. Bye!

(They walk off the stage)

Thunder: Nice kid. Who’s next Two!

Mew Two: Next up is evil Thunder and family.

(evil Thunder and family walk onto the stage)

evil Thunder: Make this quick cat and rats.

Mew: Fine. Hello Mr. and Mrs. Shocker.

Mr. Shocker: Hello.

Mrs. Shocker: HI.

Thunder: Hi little Shocker.

Lightninigbolts: I have a name you know Thunder.

Lightning: But if we call you Lightning then the viewers will confuse the 2 of us.

Mew Two: Why is everyone in your family named Lightning or Thunder?

Thunder: That’s not true!

Mew Two: It was a joke!

Thunder: Ok.

Mega Dude: So, what are your names? I’m sorry. I don’t know you.

Mrs. Shocker: That’s Ok. He’s Thunderbolts and she’s Lightningbolts.

SHA: How creative.

Mew: If you haven’t noticed, SHA is also resident smart ***.

SHA: You know it.

Mega Dude: *Sigh* So he’s Thunderbolts, but everyone calls him Thunder?

Mr. Shocker: Right.

Mega Dude: Does everyone call her Lightning?

Mrs. Shocker: Yep.

Lightning: As you can tell, family reunions are very confusing for us.

Lightningbolts: Ha ha ha. Shut up Lightning.

Mew: How old are they?

Mrs. Shocker: Thunderbolts and Lightningbolts are twins. Hence their similar names. They’re both 17.

Mew: Who’s side of the family relates you to them?

Mr. Shocker: Their mom is my sister.

Mega Dude: Hmmm...

Mew: So, are they your only kids?

Mrs. Shocker: Yep.

Lightningbolts: Thank god. If there were more than 2 of us, there’d be fatalities.

evil Thunder: I’m inclined to agree with you there Bolts.

Mew: Wow. You’re family is incredibly-

SHA: Boring? I agree.

Mew: There aren’t enough siblings. You aren’t fighting or anything. And neither of you are weird, no offense Two.

Mew Two: None taken.

Mew: Since we’ll probably see you later, it’s time for a new guest.

(They walk off the stage)

Mew Two: Next up is Darien and Sailor Neptune.

Thunder: Are we taking the in twos now?

Mew Two: Yeah.

(They walk onto the stage)

Thunder: Hi.

Mew: Hi!

S. Neptune: Hello. Oh! You have friends today!

Darien: The Raichu was here yesterday, but I don’t know the people.

Thunder: That’s my brother Lightning, Haven’t you met already?

Lightning: We have now. I knew OF her. I don’t know if I had actually MET her. Well, I know you now.

S. Neptune: You’re Lightning.

Lightning: Yep. He’s Mega Dude, winner of the “Go go to Johto” contest.

Mega Dude: Hi.

Mew: And he’s Sabrina’s Head Assistant, or SHA as we call him. He was runner up in the contest. He’s resident psychic and smart a** for the day.

SHA: Hello.

S. Neptune: Hi. There. Now I know everyone.

Thunder: That’s nice.

Mew: First I must ask this. Did you ditch the irritating brat yet Darien?

Darien: Yes actually.

Thunder, Lightning, and Mew: SCORE!

Mew: Good job Darien!

S. Neptune: Did I miss something?

Mega Dude: On yesterday’s show, they plotted to break up Darien and Serena so Rini could never exist.

SHA: A good episode I must add.

S. Neptune: You know that won’t work right?

Mew: I was right wasn’t I?

S. Neptune: What did you say?

(Mew whispers something to Neptune)

S. Neptune: Bingo.

Thunder: Damn. It was worth a shot any way.

Lightning: So did you actually get a new girlfriend Darien?

Darien: Not yet. But I did dump Serena.

Mew: Good start. Was she upset?

Darien: Yeah. Very.

Lightning: So she took it not well?

Darien: You got it.

Mega Dude: Did she cry?

Mew: Yes! That’s the kind of questions we ask around here! Good job Mega Dude!

Mega Dude: Thank you.

Darien: Yes. And quite a bit.

SHA: You stayed and watched?

Mew: You’re good at this too!

SHA: Of course I am.

Darien: Well, I felt guilty at first. Then I just felt irritated and left.

S. Neptune: Yes!

(Everyone looks at her)

S. Neptune: Oh. Sorry. We had a pool going on how long your relationship would last and my bet was closest. I won!

Mew: Good for you!

Lightning: What was the bet?

S. Neptune: Well, we started from January 1st of 2000 because we didn’t know how long they had been dating before that. I bet 6 months.

Mew: It’s December.

S. Neptune: It was whoever gets closest without going over. The next bet was 13 months. I barely won. Thanks for pushing him guys.

Mega Dude: What did you win?

S. Neptune: $500.

Thunder: Wow.

Mew: What will you do with the money?

S. Neptune: I don’t know yet. I saw a dress I liked. I suppose I could buy it. Or I could get my violin tuned. Gosh. There’s so much I could do.

Darien: I’m so glad my break up was so profitable for you. (sarcasm)

Mew: Second thoughts Darien?

Darien: Not really. It’s just that... Isn’t it wrong to take pleasure in the pain of others?

Thunder and Mew: No.

S. Neptune: Not if you get $500. I’ll enjoy that money for Serena.

Darien: I still think it’s wrong.

S. Neptune: It is in most situations. This is the exception.

Mew: What ever you say Neptune.

Darien: I have a question for you guys.

Thunder: Shoot.

Darien: I’ve watched your show before.

Mew: Good. You should. Tell your friends.

Darien: I will. Any way, I noticed you have the weirdest range of morals ever.

Thunder: Explain.

Darien: Well, some days you tease people till they’re suicidal, and a few days later, you’re teaching people to reach for they’re dreams and other good stuff. How can you do that?

Mew: We need to satisfy ourselves by lowering the self-esteem of others.

Thunder: And we have to satisfy our claim of “family programming”

Lightning: So you get a bit of both.

SHA: Hence their popularity.

Darien: I see. Ok. I just thought I'd ask.

Mew: Now problem. We LOVE answering questions.

S. Neptune: I have one.

Thunder: Go ahead.

S. Neptune: How come you hardly ever show the world how sweet and nice you really are?

Mew: How come you hardly ever show the world how much like us you really are? As in the taking pleasure in someone else’s pain we saw earlier.

S. Neptune: You win.

Mega Dude: This is so weird.

Mew: What?

Mega Dude: Watching you is intriguing.

SHA: I agree.

Mega Dude: You go from evil to nice and back to evil in seconds.

Thunder: What can we say. TPAMS is an emotional roller coaster of..... Ummm.....

Mew: Emotions?

Thunder: Yeah!

Darien: You’re weird. But cool weird.

S. Neptune: Yes. I have to agree with you there.

Mew: We try. We try.

Thunder: And we succeed!

Thunder and Mew: SCORE!

Lightning: We better get a new guest in here.

Mew: Yeah. But stick around. You guys are fun to talk to.

S. Neptune: Ok.

Darien: Bye.

(They walk off the stage)

Mega Dude: Can I say it this time?

Mew: Go for it.

Mega Dude: Who’s next Two?

Thunder: Very good. Have you done this before?

Mega Dude: No.

Mew Two: Next up is Tai and Matt.

(They walk on to the stage.)

Mew: Hi!

Tai: Hey.

Matt: How’s it going?

Thunder: Good.

Mew: You’re so big. Why do you grow so much. You make me feel old.

Tai: Sorry.

Matt: But you are 1400 years old.

Mew: 1459 to be exact.

Tai: Well, that’s kinda old.

Mew: Are you kidding me!? My grandma is at least 4599 years old. And my old neighbor was 17,564!

Matt: Wow.

Mew Two: Well I’m 400. Mom said so.

Mew: Quiet kid! I’ve always wanted to say that to him!

Mew Two: ........ (Anger dots!)

Mega Dude: So what have you 2 been up to?

Tai: Saving the Digital world.

Matt: Helping save it any way.

Mew: upstaged by those kids?

Tai: Yeah.

Mew: Well, you can take us up on that Pokémon training deal.

Tai: You want to Matt?

Matt: Only if you go. I’m not running around this place without someone I know.

Tai: Yeah! Me and my Charmander are ready to go!

Thunder: Good! We’ll talk about that later.

Mew: How’s Izzy doing?

Tai: He’s living.

Matt: He’s a little POed about the new Digidestened.

Mew: Sad. We’ll talk later?

Tai: Of course.

Matt: Yeah.

Mew: Ok. We need to move on then. Bye!

(They walk off the stage.)

Mega Dude: Who’s next Two!?

Mew Two: Next up is Goku and Vegeta.

(They walk on to the stage)

Goku: Hi guys! I haven’t seen you in awhile!

Mew: It was 3 episodes.

Goku: Well, I've been wanting to talk to you. I was so excited when you invited me here.

Thunder: You should be. Are you feeling better Vegeta?

Vegeta: Yeah. Once they pumped the cookies out I was fine.

Mega Dude: The Evil Day episode?

Mew: Yep.

Vegeta: Remind me to NEVER EVER guest host any where near Townsville will you please?

Thunder: You got it.

Goku: Can I tell you stuff now?

Mew: Ok.

Goku: Ok. Bunny evolved in to a black thing!

Thunder: Umbreon?

Lightning: It-.

Goku: She.

Lightning: SHE must really like you.

Goku: Yeah! And me and Vegeta went fishing! And I caught some fish and I helped ChiChi make a casserole for you!

Mew: Oh. Thank you.

Goku: No problem. And you know what yesterday was!?

Mew: What!?

Goku: Vegeta’s birthday! And we had a party. We meant to invite you, but Lightning said you were really busy.

Mew: We are. But we can have our own party!

Goku: That’s what we thought! Right Vegeta!?

Vegeta: Sure.

Goku: So we brought some cake and stuff and after the show we can have a party!

Mew: Sweet deal!

Thunder: Yeah. Good idea.

Goku: Hmmmm.... I know I had more stuff to tell you. What was it?

Vegeta: Daisy....

Goku: Oh yeah! Thanks Vegeta! Any way, I got another Pokémon! A Bellossom to be exact! I named her Daisy!

Mew: Wow.

Goku: Was that all Vegeta?

Vegeta: Yes. I believe it was.

Mega Dude: So are you and Vegeta like best friends now or something?

Goku: Yeah! Vegeta is so helpful when it come to remembering things and stuff.

Lightning: Funny. A year ago you were trying to kill each other.

Mew: That’s crazy.

Goku: Yeah. But Vegeta is just such a friendly guy and all.

SHA: That’s an oxymoron.

Vegeta: What ever do you mean? (Sarcasm)

SHA: At least you know it.

(Van walks on to the stage)

Van: Sorry to interrupt but there's a guy in the main lobby begging me to let him see you.

Mew: What does he want?

Van: I don’t know. He just says it’s really important.

Thunder: Send him in I guess.

Van: Ok.

(He walks off the stage. A few seconds later, a guy runs in)

Joltgeot: Oh my gosh! I’m here!

Mew: Did you need something?

Joltgeot: Yeah. I really, really need to be on your show!

Thunder: Here you are.

Joltgeot: That’s all I had to do?

Mew: Yeah.

Joltgeot: Damn. Now I owe him $10.

Thunder: Who?

Joltgeot: One of my friends. He said all I had to do was walk up and ask and here I’d be. I didn’t believe him. Oh well.

Mew: Hmmm... Do you want us to make it harder?

Joltgeot: No thanks.

Thunder: Well, since you’re here, you want to help us finish the show?

Joltgeot: Why not?

Mew: Ok. Sit there. Two! Come here.

(Mew Two walks over)

Mew Two: What?

Mew: We’re going to play a game.

Thunder: I like games!

Mew: Good. Van! Get me some of those chocolate pies! This game is called “Get it right or-” What’s your name?

Joltgeot: Joltgeot.

Mew: “Get it right or Joltgeot gets a pie in the face.”

Joltgeot: I don’t know if I like that game.

Mew: YOU LIKE THIS GAME!

Joltgeot: Ok..

Mew: I’m going to ask Goku and Vegeta and all the next guests questions-.

Lightning: We COULD do that, or we could do “Word of the Day”.

Mew: Lets do both! We’ll do “Word of the Day” Second.

Joltgeot: I don’t like the sound of this.

Mew: Ok. As I was saying, if they answer wrong or say the word of the day, Joltgeot gets a pie to the face. If they get it right or fail to say the word, he gets to eat some pie. Any questions? Good. We do Get it right first. Lets begin.

(Van walks out with some pies. )

Mew: Lets begin. Goku, What is the name of the bad guy on P2K?

Goku: Gosh! I know this! Me and Vegeta saw that the other day! His name was..... Joe! No! It was..... Barry! No! Harry! No! I forgot.

Mew: Is that your final answer?

Goku: No! I’ll guess. His name was.... Jerry!

Mew: Wrong. Two...

(He pies Joltgeot.)

Mew Two: That was fun.

Joltgeot: Chocolatey.

Mew: Your turn Vegeta.

Vegeta: Try me.

Mew: Name all 3 Powerpuff Girls.

Vegeta: Ummmm......

(Blossom walks on to the side of the stage and starts pointing at herself)

Vegeta: Charizard?

Blossom: NO! Me!

Mew: No helping!

Blossom: Quiet! Me Vegeta! Me!

Vegeta: Blossom?

Mew: That’s one.

Vegeta: Ummm..... Butterball? I think that’s her name. Blossom, Butterball, and Chuckles?

Mew: Wrong!

(Mew Two pies Joltgeot)

Joltgeot: OW! Some of that went into my eye!

Mew: We’ll see you in a bit. We need to get to the next guest now.

(Goku and Vegeta walk off the stage)

Mew Two: Next up is... Lawrence III and Giovanni.

SHA: This will be good.

Mega Dude: Ask them about Barbies!

Joltgeot: No! I’ll get a pie for sure then!

(They walk on to the stage)

Mew: Hi guys. Are you ready to play?

Lary: I think this game sounds kind of mean.

Thunder: He’s loving it. Right Joltgeot?

Joltgeot: Kinda...

Mew: All right then. This one’s for you Lary. Who is Regis Philbin?

Lary: That guy is irritating! He hosts that irritating Millionaire show!

Mew: Slice Joltgeot some Pie Two.

(He gives Joltgeot some pie.)

Joltgeot: Mmmmm.... This is good.

Mew: Your turn Giovanni.

Giovanni: Great. (sarcasm)

Mew: Hush! Name one of Barbie’s many sisters.

Giovanni: What!? How the hell do you expect me to know a damn thing about Barbies?

Mew: She has like 8. Just name one.

Giovanni: How many chances do I get?

Mew: 1.

Giovanni: Damn. Ummm..... Can I use a lifeline?

Mew: Since when do you joke about anything?

Giovanni: I was serious.

Mew: Ok then. From now on, you get life lines.

Giovanni: Good. I would like to phone an acquaintance.

Thunder: It’s phone a friend.

Giovanni: She isn’t a friend.

Mew: What ever. Who, Giovanni?

Giovanni: Cassidy. She has some of those things in her office.

Mew: Barbies?

Giovanni: Yes.

(They call Cassidy)

Cassidy: Hello?

Mew: Hey. Giovanni has a question for you. Go!

Giovanni: Name one of Barbie’s sisters.

Cassidy: What? Why?

Giovanni: The cat and rat are making me play a stupid game and I need you to name one of Barbie’s sisters.

Cassidy: O-kay. Kelly.

Giovanni: Thank you. What she said.

Mew: What did she say?

Giovanni: Kelly!

Mew: You are correct.

(Mew Two gives Joltgeot some pie)

Joltgeot: This game is getting fun!

Mew: Your turn Lary.

Lary: Ok.

Mew: Name 3 rappers.

Lary: Oh dear. I’m not familiar with rappers. May I use a lifeline and ask Lightning?

Mew: You may.

Lary: Lightning....

Lightning: Tu Pac.

Lary: Tu Pac.

Lightning: DMX

Lary: D M X

Lightning: Dr. Dre.

Lary: He’s a doctor?

Lightning: Just say it.

Lary: Dr. Dre.

Lightning: there you go.

Lary: Ok. Tu Pac, DMX, and Dr. Dre.

Mew: Good job Lary.

(Mew Two gives Joltgeot some pie)

Joltgeot: I’m getting a little full...

Mew: Your turn Vanni. Name Pokémon number..... 215.

Giovanni: 1. Don’t call me Vanni. 2. How the hell should I know which Pokémon is number 215?

Mew: There’s always the look it up lifeline.

Giovanni: Fine.

(Mew Two hands him a Pokédex book thing)

Giovanni: Ok. It’s Sneasel. Number 215 is Sneasel.

Mew: Very good.

(Mew Two gives Joltgeot some pie)

Joltgeot: Can you start putting it in a doggy bag?

Mew: You eat it now. More contestants Two!

Mew Two: Next up is PPG Blossom and Brick.

(They fly on to the stage)

Mew: Are you ready to play!?

PPG Blossom: Yeah!

Brick: Me too!

Mew: Ok! Blossom. Give the real names of 4 sailor scouts and name what scout they are.

PPG Blossom: Oh my gosh. That’s a hard one. I’ll use a lifeline.

Mew: Which one?

PPG Blossom: I’d like to ask Darien.

Mew: Ok. Van! Get Darien!

(They wait. A few minutes later he walks out)

Darien: Yeah?

PPG Blossom: I need the real names of 4 sailor scouts.

Darien: Serena. She is Sailor Moon. Ami. She is Sailor Mercury. Rini. She is Sailor Mini Moon. Michelle. She is Sailor Neptune.

PPG Blossom: Thank you! Ok. Serena a.k.a. Sailor Moon, Rini a.k.a. Sailor Mini Moon, Michelle a.k.a. Sailor Neptune, and Ami a.k.a. Sailor Mercury.

Mew: Good.

(Mew Two gives Joltgeot some pie. He starts looking pale.

Mew: Brick, you have the same question only pick 4 different ones.

Brick: Crap! Darien...

Darien: Ummm.... Ok. Sailor Jupiter which is Lita. Sailor Uranus which is Amara. Uhh... Sailor Mars which is Rei, and Sailor Venus which is Mina.

Brick: Thanks dude! Sailor Jupiter a.k.a. Lita, Sailor Uranus a.k.a. Amara, Sailor Mars a.k.a. Rei, and Sailor Venus a.k.a. Mina.

Mew: Too correct. You may go Darien.

(He walks off the stage. Mew Two gives Joltgeot more pie.)

Joltgeot: I’m not feeling too well....

Mew: We’re almost done dear. Contain the pie. Blossom, Name 1 member of the Backstreet Boys.

PPG Blossom: How the hell should I know?

Mew: I’ve met them. They’re so pathetic.

Thunder: Yeah. “Please help us get back. We have a concert to do”

(Thunder and Mew start laughing)

Mew: We are too mean.

PPG Blossom: Uhhh..... I'll guess... Bobby.

Mew: Nope. No Bobby.

(Joltgeot gets a pie in the face)

Joltgeot: Thank god. If I had to eat another I would have hurled.

Mew: Brick, Name a boy band that isn’t the Backstreet Boys or the other one that starts with an N.

Brick: Uhhh.... I don’t know. Boy bands suck.

Mew: I know. But this is the final question of the game.

Brick: I’ll guess..... Nothing. I have no idea.

(Joltgeot gets a pie to the face.)

Joltgeot: I’m feeling really sick...

Mega Dude: (he’s still here? J/K) Maybe you should save “Word of the Day” For tomorrow.

SHA: Yeah. If you don’t he WILL throw up.

Mew: How about we use one of you then?

SHA and Mega Dude: No thanks!

Lightning: Lets use both of them.

Mew: Sweet deal. Two, take Joltgeot to..... Uhhh.... rid himself of the pie. And make sure he doesn’t barf before you get there.

Mew Two: Ok.

(Mew Two and Joltgeot walk off the stage)

Mew: Ok. All we have left to do is talk to Jasmine. If she says the word of the day, you both get some pie.

(Lightning walks up to the front of a camera with a piece of paper. In a whispered and irritating voice he says:)

Lightning: And the word of the day is” Giovanni”.

(He walks back to his seat. He shows Mew and Thunder the word.)

Mew: Good one. Now remember, you get a pie EVERY time she says it. Lets talk to Jasmine!

(A video screen that usually has Thunder and Mew on it now has Jasmine on on)

Mew: Hi Jasmine.

Jasmine: HI.

Mew: How’s the revolt going?

Jasmine: Good. We are getting lots of support. Even from some Kanto Gym leaders.

Mew: Like....

Jasmine: Well, not Giovanni.

(SHA and Mega Dude get a pie in the face. Thunder, Lightning, and Mew start laughing)

Jasmine: What’s so funny?

Mew: Nothing. Who?

Jasmine: Erika, Brock, Lt. Surge, and some others.

Mew: (Trying not to laugh) Is a certain leader of the Viridian City Gym giving you an trouble?

Jasmine: Giovanni?

(SHA and Mega Dude get some more pie. Thunder, Lightning, and Mew begin laughing again)

Jasmine: Uh-huh. Not really. He hasn’t been much of a problem.

Mew: How are the trainers that want to fight in your gyms taking it?

Jasmine: They’re pretty pissed. But we told them to blame Lance. And Giovanni too.

(SHA and Mega Dude get another pie. Thunder, Lightning, and Mew begin laughing hysterically)

Mew: This is too good.

Jasmine: Am I missing something?

Lightning: Naw. Keep talking. What other plans are you carrying out?

Jasmine: Well, we’re taking most of the gym leaders to court. And we’re starting with Giovanni.

(SHA and Mega Dude get more pie. They are literally dripping pie. They aren’t happy. Thunder, Lightning, and Mew are having a good time though. They are laughing very hard.)

Mew: That’s great Jasmine. We’ll talk to you later.

Jasmine: O-kay... Bye.

(The screen goes black. Thunder, Lightning, and Mew continue laughing)

Mew: O-kay. That was fun!

Thunder: Thanks for being such good sports guys.

SHA: No thank you. I’ve always wanted to treat my split ends with chocolate pie. And I heard it does wonders for your complexion. (That was ALL sarcasm)

Mega Dude: How did I know coming here would result in some kind of humiliating torture?

Mew: Hush. It wasn’t that bad. No hard feelings?

SHA: I guess not.

Mega Dude: Naw.

Mew: Good. Well folks, sadly, our show needs to end for today.

Thunder: But tune in next time to see.... Another Special!

Lightning: The “Who wants to win a whole s*** load of crap” Special! With Regis Philbin!

Mew: You knew it was coming. It’s basically Celebrity Millionaire with Me, Thunder, Two, Sailor Neptune, Darien, Richie, Brick, Vegeta, Goku, Ash, Giovanni, Lawrence 3, Tai, Izzy, and Blossom the Powerpuff Girl! The only difference is, we aren’t playing for money. We’re playing for random crap. And we get 15 contestants instead of 10.

Thunder: I can’t wait! Finish us off Mega Dude and SHA!

Mega Dude: I’m Mega Dude drenched in pie!

SHA: And I’m Sabrina’s Head Assistant equally pie covered!

Mega Dude: We hope you enjoyed today’s episode!

SHA: We sure did. For awhile....

Mega Dude: Any way, that’s it for today’s episode of The Pikachu and Mew Show!

SHA: Tune in next time to see the Millionaire Special! BYE!

Mega Dude: See ya!

That’s it for today's episode of TPAMS. Tune in next time for the Millionaire special!