Mew: Ok. Let’s finish this!

Giovanni: Yes. Ok. Today’s first victim is...

Thunder: WAIT! First we say who’s left and what happened to Regis.

Giovanni: Fine.

Mew: All that remain today are: Me, Darien, Richie, Vegeta, Goku, Ash, Tai, Matt, and Blossom.

Thunder: Regis isn’t Ok. He’s still unconscious. Giovanni really scared him. He’s in a coma at the hospital and that’s why he’s not here.

Giovanni: Oh. How sad. I’ll have to send him a card. Meanwhile, lets start.

Mew: Ok.

Giovanni: Finally. First up today will be Goku.

(Goku walks up to the hot seat. BTW, the word of the day is still Candy)

Goku: Hi Giovanni! You said you were happy you wouldn’t have to see me any more when you came up here but here I am!

Giovanni: Damnit. I forgot I had said that. Oh well.

Goku: Do you want to know who I brought to the friend chair Giovanni?

Giovanni: Not really...

Goku: I brought Chi Chi!

Mew: Who?

Vegeta: (to Mew) That’s his wife.

Mew: Oh!

Giovanni: That’s lovely Goku.

Goku: Yeah! And-

Giovanni: Stop now! Ahem. Can we start PLEASE.

Goku: Ok!

Giovanni: Ok you excessively happy moron. This is question 1. What color is an Eggplant?

Goku: Ummm.... Purple!

Giovanni: Damn. Question 2.

Goku: This is so much fun Giovanni!

Giovanni: Shoot me. PLEASE.

Goku: Then you’d miss all the fun!

Giovanni: When I go home, I WILL make sure someone dies. Question 3.

Mew: You never asked question 2.

Giovanni: (To Mew) Mew, I skipped that question so he leaves faster.

Mew: That’s cheating.

Giovanni: He’s IRRITATING. Question 4.

Goku: Ummm... Giovanni, I don’t think you asked question 2 or question 3.

Giovanni: Are you kidding? You’re already on question 5 Goku.

Goku: Really?

Giovanni: You just got it right. Question 6. Name 1 flavor of pie.

Goku: Apple! I like Apple pie!

Giovanni: Right. Question 7.

Mew: This is sad.

Giovanni: It is not. Question 9.

Goku: I think you missed 2 questions there Giovanni.

Giovanni: No I didn’t. You’re on question 10 remember?

Goku: Ummm.... Ok.

Giovanni: Question 10. What kind of animal eats dog food?

Goku: Dogs.

Giovanni: You win. Good job. Go away.

Goku: Ok. Bye Giovanni!

(Goku walks off the stage)

Giovanni: Thank god. Ok. I pick... Mew.

Mew: It’s about time.

(She teleports to the hot seat)

Mew: That was really sad you know.

Giovanni: He’s too damn happy. It makes me sick.

Mew: You make me sick. Don’t even start Thunder.

Thunder: Awww...

Giovanni: Ok. Question 1 for the cat.

Mew: But you don’t know who I brought.

Giovanni: I also don’t care.

Mew: SHUT UP! I brought my daddy. The general.

Giovanni: Really?

Mew: Yeah! Hi daddy!

Mr. Meowie: Hi Mew. Do a good job now!

Mew: Ok!

Giovanni: *Shudders* Question 1. Name the general on Sheep in the Big City.

Mew: General Specific! That’s daddy favorite character!

Giovanni: Lovely. Question 2. Ummm...

Mew: Are you making these up off of the top of your head?

Giovanni: All except that one.

Mew: I gave you questions.

Giovanni: You wrote them so you can’t answer them. Question 2. What’s my middle name?

Mew: How the hell should I know!? I didn’t even know you had one.

Giovanni: Well, I do. What is it?

Mew: I’m going to take a wild guess here. Is it Cecil?

Giovanni: Good guess.

Mew: Cecil!?

(She begins laughing hysterically)

Mew: Can... can I call you Cecil from now on?

Giovanni: No.

Mew: TS! I’m calling you that any way! Don’t get mad Cecil!

(She falls over laughing)

Mew: Ok. Ok. Move on.

Giovanni: I don’t think I want to.

Mew: I’m sorry Cecil.

Giovanni: You know what!? If you want to play this stupid game, then you can host it yourself!

Mew: Ok. I’ll stop. Don’t quit. I’m sorry.

Giovanni: I don’t think I can do that.

Mew: You know I was kidding.

Giovanni: Maybe that hurt my feelings.

Blossom: You don’t have any.

Darien: I’m inclined to agree.

Michelle: He has feelings too. But Mew said she was sorry.

Giovanni: And...

Vegeta: Just shut up and play the game.

Ash: Yeah! I want a turn too!

Giovanni: Nope. Mew doesn’t feel guilty enough yet.

Mew: Not funny!

Giovanni: I thought it was.

Mew: Quit if you want. I’ll get someone else to do it.

Giovanni: Ok. But I’ll be up there so you can hear me laugh at your sorry attempt to play this game.

(He goes up to the audience and sits in the front row)

Mew: Uhh... Ok. Van!

(He runs out)

Van: Yes Mew?

Mew: Get me a host!

Van: I can’t. I’m baking pies, looking up questions, and words of the day. I’m so busy.

Mew: Ok. Go on then. Hmm... Hey! You’re smart Sailor Neptune! You host the show!

Michelle: Me? Ok.

(She walks down and sits in the host chair.)

Michelle: Ok. Wow. I’ve never hosted “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?” before. This’ll be fun! Ok. I’ll start doing things the right way now.

Mew: Ok. Question!

Michelle: Ok. Question 3. Which of these is Agumon’s main attack? Is it:

A. Pepper Breath C. Flame-thrower

B. Fire Spin D. Pepper Flame

Mew: What ever that last one is about. That doesn’t even sound real. I pick “A” Pepper Breath.

Michele: Right! Question 4. Which of the following is one of the islands of Legendary Land:

A. Mew Island C.Shamuti Island

B. New Island D. Cinnabar Island

Mew: A. Mew Island! Me, Two, daddy, mommy, and my sisters live there!

Michelle: Right. Good job Mew. Question 5. Truth or dare?

Mew: Ummm.... Gosh. I pick...... Truth.

Michelle: Ok. What’s the most embarrassing thing you ever did?

Mew: Awwww.... I was little and electricity was a new thing. I didn’t know what the little sockets were for, and I wanted to find out. So I stuck my tail in it. I got fried and told my parents that a Raikou attacked me.

Michelle: I bet you never did that again.

Mew: Actually..

Michelle: Oh Mew. You’re silly. Question 6. Which of the following IS NOT a Pokémon?

A. Raikou C. Agumon

B. Murkrow D. Charizard

Mew: C! Agumon!

Michelle: Right! Question 7. What is the pre-evolution of Pikachu?

A. Pikablue C. Pichu

B. Marril D. Raichu

Mew: Pikablue is fake. Marril has nothing to do with Pikachus. Raichu is the POST-evolution of Pikachu making Pichu the obvious answer. C. Pichu.

Michelle: Correct! Great reasoning. Question 8. What is Mew Two, according to NOA (We all know he’s a special Mew)?

A. A genetically engineered clone of Mew C. An evolved form of Persian

B. An evolved form of Mew D. An evolved form of Eevee

Mew: A.

Michelle: Right. Question 9. Right or Left?

Mew: What?

Michelle: That’s what the question says. Right or left.

Mew: Right.

Michelle: Right! I mean. Correct. Question 10. Coke or Pepsi?

Mew: Uhhhh..... Coke.

Mew: Coke?

Michelle: That’s what it says. My, those were strange questions.

Mew: Tell me about it.

Michelle: Here’s a list of what you won. By now!

Mew: Bye.

(Mew walks off the stage)

Michelle: Aww.. Giovanni lost all of the fastest whatever questions.

Giovanni: I threw them away. I had no need for them.

Michelle: Well, what am I supposed to do?

Giovanni: Pick someone.

Michelle: Ok. I pick... Ash.

Ash: YAY!

(He runs down to the hot seat)

Ash: Ok! I’m ready!

Michelle: Ok. Question 1. Which Pokémon follows Ash around on the show?

A. Pikachu C. Misty

B. Raichu D. Snorlax

Ash: Aww... This one is hard! Can I use a life line?

Michelle: Uhhh... Ok. Which one?

Ash: 50/50.

Michelle: Ok. Your remaining answers are:

A. Pikachu and C. Misty

Ash: Damn! I was going to pick Snorlax. But Pikachu and Misty are good answers. I’d like to ask the audience.

Michelle: Ok.

(They poll the audience)

Michelle: Ok. 102% say Pikachu and 0% say Misty. Giovanni and Mew voted twice.

Giovanni: Even I know this one and I’m hardly ever in the show and have never seen or met him in it.

Mew: Yes. And I voted 3 times. Twice for me and once for Two. He refused to vote.

Mew Two: That is a moronic question.

Ash: Well, 102% is good, but I’m still not sure. Let me phone a friend.

Michelle: But Ash, EVERYONE says Pikachu.

Ash: They could be wrong. I’d like to call Brock.

Michelle: Ok.

(They call Brock)

Brock: Hello?

Michelle: HI. Ash wants to ask you a question Brock.

Brock: Uhh... Ok.

Ash: Ok Brock. Which Pokémon follows Ash around on the show? Is it: A. Pikachu or C. Misty?

Brock: Misty isn’t a Pokémon, Ash.

Ash: Are you sure?

Brock: Yes.

Ash: But I think that’s the answer.

Brock: No Ash! The answer is A! A!

Ash: Bye! I still don’t know Sailor Neptune.

Michelle: Ash, dear, the answer is A. Pick A.

Ash: No. I think it’s C but I don’t want to guess because I’m not sure.

Michelle: The answer is right here and it says A. Pikachu.

Ash: You’re lying. I think I’m going to walk because I’m not sure.

Michelle: But this is only the first question.

Ash: I know. But it’s hard!

Michelle: Ok. Guess any way. Just for fun.

Ash: C. Misty.

Michelle: Nope. It’s A. Pikachu.

Ash: See! It’s a good thing I walked.

Michelle: Right. Bye now!

(He walks of the stage)

Michelle: Ok. Now I’ll pick... Richie!

Vegeta: Why are you picking all the 10 year olds first?

Michelle: They’re younger so they should go before you.

(Richie walks to the hot seat)

Richie: You know he’s not my friend, right?

Michelle: There’s nothing wrong with being Ash’s friend. It won’t make you any less intelligent.

Richie: Ok.

Michelle: Question 1. Which of he following is a fire Pokémon?

A. Charmander C. Snorlax

B. Pikachu D. Misty

Richie: A. Charmander.

Michelle: Right! Question 2. Warm or cold?

Richie: Warm.

Michelle: Very good. Question 3. Bad or good?

Richie: Good.

Michelle: Right! These questions are so strange.

Richie: Tell me about it.

Michelle: Question 4. Day or Night?

Richie: Day.

Michelle: Right! Question 5. Walk or run?

Richie: Walk.

Michelle: Correct. Question 6. Brock or Tracey?

Richie: Well, I’ll Pick Tracey because he, like me, was just thrown out for somebody else. Except in my case, like 30 people have covered for “Guest stars”. Tracey.

Michelle: You’re good at these. Question 7. 1 or 2?

Richie: Uhhh..... 2.

Michelle: Right! Question 8. Blossom, Bubbles, or Buttercup?

Richie: Blossom is nice. I pick Blossom.

Michelle: Right again! Question 9. Truth or dare.

Richie: Aww... Dare.

Michelle: Right.

Richie: That’s the answer?

Michelle: Yeah. but you can have a dare if you want..

Richie: No thanks.

Michelle: Question 10. Start or finish?

Richie: Finish!

Michelle: Right! Good job Richie!

Richie: Thanks.

Michelle: Here’s a list of what you won. Bye now!

Richie: Ok. Bye. Yay! I won candy!

(He gets hit with a pie.)

Richie: Oops.

(He walks off the stage)

Michelle: It’s about time someone gets the pie. New word! And try to pick a more common one this time.

Van: Ok.

(He holds up a sign with the word of the day. It’s Sailor Neptune.)

Michelle: That’s just mean.

Van: Oh well. I think my pies are done!

(He runs back stage)

Michelle: Ok. I pick Blossom.

Blossom: Yay!

(She flies up to the hot seat)

Michelle: HI Blossom! How are you today?

Blossom: Wonderful! Lets play the game now!

Michelle: Of course. Question 1. Who is the actual host of TPAMS? Is it:

A. Thunder C. Mew Two

B. Mew D. Both A and B are correct.

Blossom: D because they are CO-hosts. Neither one has power over the other.

Michelle: You are right. Question 2. What is Kem’s dog’s name?

A. Spot C. Sparky

B. Spunky D. Sparkles

Blossom: C. Sparky.

Michelle: Right! Ok. Question 3. Goldenrod City or Celadon City?

Blossom: Ummm.... I like flowers, so I’ll say, Goldenrod City.

Michelle: Right!

Blossom: Be honest now. Can you get those questions wrong?

Michelle: Yes. Here are the ones I asked Richie.

Blossom: Wow. They do have answers. I thought they were just random opinion questions.

Michelle: Nope. Question 4. Pink or Red.

Blossom: Pink!

Michelle: Good call. I bet Mew wrote that question.

Mew: Damn straight I did!

Michelle: Question 5. Which of the following are a fruit?

A. Carrot C. Tomato

B. Spinach D. Potato

Blossom: Someone was trying to be sneaky, but I’m too smart for that. C. Tomato.

Michelle: Correct! Question 6. Pikachu or Mew.

Blossom: No fair. This is hard.

Michelle: It all depends on who wrote the question.

Blossom: You wouldn’t happen to know who wrote the question would you?

Michelle: Nope.

Blossom: Can I use 50/50.

Michelle: You’re funny.

Blossom: No. Seriously.

Michelle: Well, they never said you couldn’t. Ok. Your remaining option is Mew.

Blossom: Mew!

Michelle: Right. Question 7. What is the EXACT title of this and yesterday’s episodes of TPAMS?

A. The Pikachu and Mew Show “Who wants to win a whole **** load of crap” Special.

B. TPAMS Millionaire Special C. The Johto 02 Special

D. Hell if I know or care

Blossom: A. The Pikachu and Mew Show “Who wants to win a whole **** load of crap” Special!

Michelle: Right! Question 8. Dog or cat?

Blossom: Cat.

Michelle: Right! Good job. Question 9. Truth or dare.

Blossom: Dare!

Michelle: Ok. Your dare is: Give Giovanni a hug.

Blossom: Are you kidding me!? He’ll bite me or something.

Giovanni: No I won’t. I’ll just have you eliminated.

Blossom: I can’t do that.

Michelle: That’s the dare.

Blossom: I’d rather hug Mojo.

Michelle: Go on.

Blossom: Awww....

(She looks up at Giovanni. He gives her one of those “come near me and die” looks.)

Blossom: I can’t! I would if he weren’t going to kill me.

Michelle: You could beat him up Blossom.

Blossom: I COULD, but he scares me.

Giovanni: See. She’s not as stupid as you thought she was.

Michelle: Quiet you. Will you quit then Blossom?

Blossom: I don’t want to, but I don’t want to hug Cecil either.

Giovanni: You won’t think you're so funny when I have you killed.

(He pulls out a phone and starts dialing. His mom glares at him)

Giovanni: But she called me Cecil.

Giovanni’s mom: Put that away.

Giovanni: You’ll die yet.

Blossom: Yeah.... I think I’ll walk Sailor Neptune.

(She gets hit with a pie. She does not look happy)

Michelle: Ok. Here’s your list. You go get cleaned up now.

(Blossom floats off the stage. Van holds up a new word. It’s: Michelle)

Michelle: Stop it with the mean ones.

Van: It’s common.

(He walks off the stage)

Michelle: *sigh* Ok. So there are 4 of you left. Darien, Vegeta, Tai, and Matt. Hmmm.. I’ll pick... Tai.

(He walks on to the stage)

Tai: Wow. I was beginning to think I’d never get a turn.

Michelle: It just takes time dear. Let us start.

Tai: Ok.

Michelle: Question 1. Who is Nelly?

A. A rapper C. Why would I know that?

B. Uhhh..... D. Ummm...

Tai: A.

Michelle: Right. Question 2. Which of the following in the name of a Nelly song?

A. I like cheese C. Ride wit’ me

B. A B D. City Grammar

Tai: C.

Michelle: Right. Question 3. Nelly or Tu Pac?

Tai: Nelly?

Michelle: Yep. Question 4. Say 1 word that’s in a Nelly song.

Tai: Nelly?

Michelle: Yes! Question 5. Name a rapper.

Tai: Nelly.

Michelle: Wow you’re good at this. Question 6. What has been the answer to the last 3 questions?

Tai: Nelly.

Michelle: Question 7. What’s a word that isn’t the word of the day?

Tai: Nelly.

Michelle: Question 8. What word are you going to stop saying?

Tai: Nelly.

Michelle: Right!

Matt: Those were easy. I want 6 questions in a row that have the same answer.

Michelle: Maybe you will. Question 9. Say a word that starts with a “P”.

Tai: Pokémon.

Michelle: Very good. Question 10. Guess who’s done.

Tai: Me!

Michelle: Right! Here you are.

Tai: Thanks... Ummmm.... What was your name?

Michelle: Michelle.

Tai: Right. Thank you.

(He walks off the stage)

Michelle: Next I pick Matt.

(He walks on to the stage. You can tell I’m getting bored can’t you? Nelly 6 answers in a row is a sign of boredom. Note to self~ Next time, no more than 10 guests)

Michelle: Narrator.

(My bad. continue)

Michelle: Hi Matt.

Matt: Hi.

Michelle: Lets start.

Matt: Ok.

Michelle: Question 1. What is my name?

Matt: You forgot?

Michelle: Just answer.

Matt: Ok Ok. I was just kidding. Your name is Michelle.

(He gets hit with a pie)

Michelle: Oh yeah! Oops. Sorry.

(Van brings him a towel and picks a new word. The next word is actually a phrase. It’s: “Hey! Must be the money!”)

Michelle: You didn’t. Sad... Question 2. Truth or dare?

Matt: Dare.

Michelle: Ok. give Giovanni a hug. I WILL keep using that till someone does it.

Matt: No. Blossom was right. He’s mean.

Giovanni: Give it up girl. No one will fall for that.

Michelle: I would have given you a hug.

Matt: I won’t. Skip this.

(He walks off the stage)

Michelle: I hope you know this is all your fault Giovanni.

Giovanni: I do know. An I take pride in that fact.

Michelle: *sigh* I pick... Vegeta.

Vegeta: Why don’t you pick him? I don’t want to go yet.

Michelle: No. I picked you so Darien will go last.

(Vegeta walks up to the hot seat. He is not happy)

Vegeta: Make this quick.

Michelle: Ok. Questions 1 through 5. Name 5 words from a single Nelly song.

Vegeta: What is it with you and Nelly?

Michelle: I like that CD.

Vegeta: Fine. That boy with the big head, Brick I believe his name is, was listening to that. 5 words are: hey, must, money, be, the.

Michelle: You know something you aren’t supposed to don’t you.

Vegeta: He held the sign at an angle that allowed me to see it.

Michelle: I think you need a pie.

Vegeta: I said it wrong.

Michelle: Fine. Questions 6 through 10. Sing the part of Ride wit’ me where they say “Hey! Must be the money!”.

Vegeta: Grrr... “Hey! Must be the...” I’ll stop there. No wait. “Money!”

Michelle: That’s cheating. Sing it right.

Vegeta: I did. There was just an extended gap.

Michelle: Fine. Not only do you win the regular prize, but you get this too.

(She throws a pie at him.)

Vegeta: You’re lucky I choose not to beat up girls.

(He walks off the stage.)

Michelle: This is sad. Does anyone else want to host?

Mew: Oh come on. Darien is all that’s left.

Darien: Why doesn’t anyone want to host for me?

Michelle: Ok. I’m sorry. I’ll host.

(He walks up to the hot seat. Van comes out with a new word. It’s actually a phrase again. The phrase is: “That’s it for today’s episode of The Pikachu and Mew Show. Tune in tomorrow to see the “Meet the cast” special”.)

Michelle: *sigh*

Darien: What? If you don’t want to host you don’ have to.

Michelle: No. This is just getting so depressing. Why did you have to go and faint Regis, Giovanni?

Giovanni: Fun.

Michelle: Ok. Question 1 through 7. Throw this block of wood at Giovanni.

Darien: That’s not a question.

Michelle: He’s bothering me. Just throw it at him. I never said you had to hit him.

Darien: Fine.

(He throws the wood a Giovanni. He ducks and it hits Tenchi instead.)

Tenchi: I’m Ok...

(He passes out)

Darien: Oops. Sorry dude.

Michelle: Figures. Tenchi’s head is a magnet for flying objects.

Darien: Pokémon training special?

Michelle: Yeah.

Darien: I watched that.

Michelle: Good. Questions 8 through 10. Say the phrase of the day.

Darien: Do I have to?

Michelle: if you want to win.

Darien: *sigh* Ok. That’s it for today’s episode of The Pikachu and Mew Show. Tune in tomorrow to see the “Meet the cast” special.

(He gets hit with a pie.)

Michelle: good job.

Darien: thanks.

(Thunder and Mew walk down to the stage. They give Darien a towel)

Thunder: Thank god. We’re finally done.

Mew: Yes. Thank god indeed. Any way, like Darien said, we have yet another special.

Thunder: Now we have to answer someone else's questions on “The Pikachu and Mew Show interviews with the cast special”. It’ll be great!

Mew: Yes. You’ll hear what life is like for me, Thunder, Mew Two, and some of our help (Tracey, Van, Blossom the Charizard, and Lightning). You’ll even heart stuff from some of our guests,

Thunder: Here is an exact list of the people that are supposed to be there. It’s pretty much the people that have been on our show the most times: Thunder { Me} , Mew, Mew Two, Lightning, Tracey, Van, Blossom { the Charizard} , Giovanni { You KNEW he would be there. Stop acting suprised} , Brock, Blossom { The Powerpuff Girl} , Sailor Neptune { Her opinions are so valid...} , Tai, Goku, Ash, Misty, Gary, and 1 “r” Lary. Chances are, there will be more.

Mew: And that about covers it. Why don’t you finish this Darien. Our end announcer has the day off.

Darien: Ok.

Mew: Ok then. Bye fans!

Thunder: Yeah! Bye!

Darien: That’s it for today’s episode of The Pikachu and Mew Show. Tune in tomorrow to see the “Meet the cast” special.