Thunder: Hello and welcome to episode 22 of TPAMS: The “For once Thunder and Mew’s demented sense of humor won’t be in charge” Special.

Mew: We are your hosts Thunder and Mew. HI!

Thunder: We need to hurry up with this intro because we aren’t hosting today, the Digidestened are. We just wanted to do the intro. Well, take it away Tai.

Tai: Thank you Thunder. Hi! My name is Tai and I am the self-proclaimed leader of the Digidestened. We’re hosting today’s special live from the Viridian City Gym and all that good stuff. Well, lets get started, shall we?

Matt: Today we have all kinds of...... ummmm.... fun guests.

Izzy: These guests include Blossom of the Powerpuff Girls, Brick the Roudyruff Boy, Sailor Neptune, Keroberus the Guardian Beast of the Seal, Ash, Lary with 1 “r”, Giovanni, The Elite Four (of Gold and Silver) and Lance, various gym leaders, the singing sensations Pinky and Pastell, the kids from Cardcaptors, and Harry Potter.

Joe: But you never know who might decide to stop by.

Sora: Also, Blackwargraymon will be live from the streets of Viridian City getting people to do strange things for TPAMS T-shirts.

Mimi: (Via satellite from New York) You can also get tickets to the show if you run and find him. Go! Go now!

Davis: Ok. Lets bring out the first guest.

Mew: Hey guys. Can I suggest something?

Cody: You’re just supposed to watch Mew.

Mew: I know, but there are 14 of you. My suggestion will make this go more smoothly.

Yolei: What’s your suggestion Mew?

Mew: You could get into 7 groups of 2 and divide the guests among the group.

Tai: Good idea Mew. Thanks.

Mew: You’re welcome. Ok. I’m returning to my watching position.

Tai: Ok. Here are the groups:

Matt and Ken: Blossom, Brick, and Sailor Neptune

Mimi via satellite and Davis: Kero, Ash, and Lary

Joe and Cody: Giovanni, Bruno, and Lance

Sora and Yolei: Will, Karen, and Lt. Surge

Izzy and Kari: Li, Madison, and Meilin

Me and T.K.: Pinky and Pastell, Sakura, and Harry Potter

That will do for now.

Izzy: What about the remaining Gym Leaders?

Tai: We’ll divide them up later, We have enough to deal with here.

Sora: Who goes first?

Tai: We’ll let Matt and Ken go first since they’re first on the list.

Kari: What will the rest of us do?

Tai: Sit and wait.

(Everyone but Matt and Ken go sit with the guests off to the side.)

Mew Two: Are you ready now?

Matt: Sure.

Mew Two: Ok. I’ll introduce this guest for you so you can see how it’s done, okay?

Link: Ok.

Mew Two: You do it like this: You’re first (or next) guest is Blossom. Understand?

Link: Yeah.

Mew Two: Ok. Go ahead Blossom.

(She flies onto the stage)

Ken: Hello.

Blossom: HI! I just want to say that I think this will be a very fun experience to be interviewed by someone other than Thunder and Mew on their show.

Matt: This is really weird. I don’t know the first thing about interviewing people.

Ken: I watched Thunder and Mew yesterday. It seems that you just ask really prodding personal questions and hope the person bursts into tears.

Mew: Not to Blossom!

Ken: No?

Mew: No! Only to certain people.

Ken: Not Blossom?

Thunder and Mew: NO!

Ken: Okay.

Matt: Ok. I have a question. What exactly is a Powerpuff Girl?

Blossom: Well, a Powerpuff Girl is a girl that was created with sugar, spice, everything nice, and chemical x. Then, you have to fight crime and be done before 8:30.

Ken: Why 8:30?

Blossom: That’s bed time.

Matt: I see. How many Powerpuff Girls are there?

Blossom: 3. Me and my 2 sisters, Bubbles and Buttercup.

Ken: Do you like having super powers?

Blossom: Yeah. It makes life a lot easier.

Matt: This is really hard.

Blossom: I bet. We could just talk about something.

Ken: Like....

Blossom: How about...... The Backstreet Boys.

Matt: Why would we talk about them?

Blossom: We could think of various bad things to call them.

Matt: We could... or we could talk about Thunder and Mew.

Ken: What about them?

Thunder: Yeah! What about us!?

Matt: How wonderful and kind you are? Heh heh....

Mew: I thought so.

Ken: You’ll just get yourself into trouble.

Blossom: This is hard. How do Thunder and Mew manage to pull this off every day?

Matt: I have no idea. I bet it because they’re famous and know lots of famous people so they have stuff to talk about.

Ken: To be fair Matt, we’re pretty famous too.

Blossom: Yeah. We’re on internationally known TV shows just like they are.

Matt: Then why are we so bad at this?

Ken: Lack of experience I guess.

Matt: Can’t you guys help a little?

Thunder: Nope.

Mew: Sorry. We can only watch.

Link: Ummm.... I can help.

Matt: You save the world not host a talk show.

Link: Well I WAS going to tell you that Tracey says Blackwargraymon found some people and that you could cut to him but since you don’t want my help...

Ken: No! That’d be great. Lets go see what Blackwargraymon is up to.

(They cut to Blackwargraymon who is standing in downtown Viridian City with a crowd standing around him.)

Blackwargraymon: Hello everyone. I’m here with this human named... Uhhh... What was your name?

Girl: Stacy!

Blackwargraymon: Right. I’m here with this human named Stacy. She said she’d be willing to do anything to be on The Pikachu and Mew Show.

Ken: Good! Have her do something.

Blackwargraymon: Ok Stacy, if you fight me and win, I will give you these tickets.

Girl: Fight you?

Blackwargraymon: Yes. Who knows? You could be the opponent that I seek.

Girl: Ummmm..... Can’t I fight her or something?

Blackwargraymon: No you must fight me.

Girl: Ummmm...... Okay.....

Ken: Ummmm... Blackwargraymon?

Blackwargraymon: Yes?

Ken: Maybe you should just make her stand on her head and sing “Bye bye bye”.

Blackwargraymon: Why?

Matt: You’re just a little to powerful to be fighting a teenage girl.

Blackwargraymon: She was foolish enough to say she’d do anything.

Ken: I don’t think she thought you’d suggest fighting you.

Blackwargraymon: Why do you refuse to give her a chance? Suppose she defeats me? what would you say then?

Matt: The likelihood of that happening is just too small. Please pick a new challenge, Blackwargraymon.

Blackwargraymon: Fine. Have it your way. Ok human called Stacy, you will bow to me and recognize me as you master.

Ken: That’s not-

Matt: Leave him alone. It’s better than forcing people to fight him.

Girl: (Bowing to Blackwargraymon) Ummmm.... You are my master.

Blackwargraymon: Now say you are worthless.

Girl: I am worthless. Ummm... Does this have a point to it?

Blackwargraymon: I just wanted you to know how worthless you and your entire specie are. Now take your precious tickets and get out of my sight.

(She takes her tickets and runs)

Blackwargraymon: Did I do good, Thunder and Mew?

Thunder: Uhhhhhh......

Mew: You did great, Blackwargraymon.

Blackwargraymon: Excellent. Here is another human. What is your name human?

Boy: Uhhhh... My name is Jim.

Blackwargraymon: Hello human called Jim. Are you willing to do anything for tickets to The Pikachu and Mew Show?

Boy: Anything but fight you.

Blackwargraymon: So you would destroy your family?

Boy: No. I don’t think I would.

Blackwargraymon: Will you allow me to drop a car on your dog?

Boy: No.

Blackwargraymon: Then why do you say you would do anything?

Boy: I thought you had boundaries on what you would suggest.

Blackwargraymon: Well, I won’t ask you to destroy your family or drop a car on your dog. Instead, you will rap for us.

Boy: You want me to rap?

Blackwargraymon: Yes.

Boy: Okay. What about?

Blackwargraymon: Me.

Boy: Ok.

(He raps about Blackwargraymon eating cake.)

Blackwargraymon: I don’t like cake.

Boy: Can I have the tickets any way?

Blackwargraymon: I suppose. Let me find a human that will eat their own left arm. I shall ask you to return later.

Ken: Okay....

(We now see the Viridian City Gym again. instead of Blossom, Brick is now sitting with Ken and Matt)

Matt: Why do I think he’s going to kill someone?

Ken: Because he probably will.

Brick: You should be more optimistic.

Matt: Knowing him make that very hard to do.

Ken: Any way, why don’t you tell us about what happened to you yesterday Brick.

Brick: Ummmm.... Okay... I woke up. Ate cake for breakfast-

Ken: Your mother lets you eat cake?

Brick: I have no mother and my dad is a monkey.

(Ken and Matt look at him)

Matt: A monkey, eh? I don’t see the resemblance.

Brick: I was made the same way Blossom was only with different ingredients.

Ken: Oh. I see. Please continue.

Brick: Ok. Then I went to the park and watched my brother, Butch, kick a cat. Then Me, him, and my other brother, Boomer, chased down the ice cream man and beat him up for skipping our street. Then we scared small children, went home, ate dinner, which was gummy worms, then played Nintendo till 2 in the morning, when I decided to go to bed.

Ken: Hmmm... Sounds like fun.

Brick: It was okay.

Matt: Is that how you spend every day?

Brick: Well, Butch usually kicks several cats, and dogs too, and we don’t usually beat up the ice cream man, but other than that, that’s pretty much how every day goes.

Matt: Ummmm... Okay. Did you do anything fun before you came here today?

Brick: Well, I put a bug in Blossom’s hair and pushed her into a mud puddle.

Ken: That’s kind of mean, don’t you think?

Brick: Well, Butch always teases me for being to nice to the Powerpuff Girls, so I decided to be mean to Blossom today to prove him wrong.

Matt: Just because your brother is a jerk doesn’t mean you have to be.

Brick: I know. I just want him to shut up. Oh yeah! I also put my complementary breakfast in her shoe.

Ken: What was it?

Brick: Fried eggs, orange juice, and a hash brown. She was pissed. She tried to beat me up for that, but I’m too fast for her.

Matt: You’ve been really awful to poor Blossom this morning.

Brick: I know. Butch will shut his trap now.

Ken: I think you should say sorry.

Brick: She knows I’m only kidding. I do stuff like this to her all the time.

Matt: That doesn’t make it right.

Brick: Oh well. I’m trying to think of something mean to do next. Any suggestions?

Ken: We don’t want to help you be mean!

Matt: You know something, Brick? My dad always said if a person picks on someone it means you like them.

Brick: Well your dad is a head case.

Ken: I don’t think so. I’ve heard that too.

Brick: Then you’re all nuts. Girls are gross. No offense Mew.

Mew: None taken.

Matt: You say that now, but 7 or 8 years from now your opinion will have changed.

Brick: Riiiight.

Ken: It’s no use, Matt. 5 year olds can’t be negotiated with.

Brick: I’m 6.

Matt: Same difference.

Link: Blackwargraymon is ready again.

Ken: Ok. Let’s go to him again.

(The screen cuts to Blackwargraymon out on the streets)

Blackwargraymon: Okay. I’ve found a human named Bob that says he will allow me to drop kick him for tickets to the show. Right Bob?

Man: Yep!

Blackwargraymon: Ok. Here it goes.

(Blackwargraymon picks Bob up and drop kicks him a good 25 feet.)

Blackwargraymon: Are you ok Bob?

Man: (getting up) I’m ok.

Blackwargraymon: Anyone else want to be kicked? Can I break someone’s arm? A leg possibly?

Matt: Don’t you have any nonviolent ideas?

Blackwargraymon: No. We can go back to you. There’s a concert on the next block and lots of people are there, so I’ll have plenty of people to work with.

(The screen cuts back to Matt and Ken. With them now is Sailor Neptune.)

S. Neptune: I’ve been telling Brick what you told him all morning but he’s been ignoring me.

Ken: The thing about picking on people?

S. Neptune: Yes. He’s a very stubborn boy. He was back there only 30 seconds and he was already putting various food items into Blossom’s hair.

Matt: He’ll see things our way sooner or later.

Ken: So, have you saved the world from any monsters lately?

S. Neptune: No. I’ve just been relaxing lately.

Matt: Have you done anything interesting lately?

S. Neptune: Well, I went to a party the other day.

Ken: Who’s party was it?

S. Neptune: It was Tenchi’s birthday party. He turned 21.

Matt: Tenchi!? How come I wasn’t invited!? I thought we were friends!

S. Neptune: It was a small party. Only me, Darien, Goku, Lightning, and those girls he hangs around with were there. We also went to a bar and you’re a minor.

Matt: So!? I’m hurt. Tell him that.

S. Neptune: Okay.

Matt: What happened at this party? He was talking bad about me wasn’t he!?

S. Neptune: No. After everyone arrived, we watched him open his presents (I got him a George Foreman Grill) and then we went to this bar. At the bar, we played pool and foosball, and then I left early because I had to go baby-sit for my neighbor.

Matt: So no one even mentioned me!?

S. Neptune: Nope.

Matt: Awwwwww....

Ken: How come they let Lightning into the bar? He’s not 21.

S. Neptune: He’s old for a Raichu. That’s good enough for the bar owner. He doesn’t drink any way.

Matt: It’s not fair! I want to go to a party!

Ken: Tai is having a birthday party next week, remember?

Matt: Oh yeah. Ok. Never mind.

Ken: I’m not liking this interviewer thing.

Matt: Are you ready to switch?

Ken: Yeah. You don’t mind do you, Neptune?

S. Neptune: No. I have to go protect Blossom from Butch.

Matt: Ok. Davis! You and the TV with Mimi on it are up.

(Matt, Ken, and Sailor Neptune walk off to the side. Davis wheeling a TV come out to the hosting chairs)

Davis: Okay. Who’s first, Link?

Link: Ummm... Kero.

(Kero flies over to Davis and sits down)

Davis: Hi Kero.

Kero: Hello.

Davis: How’s Madison? And Sakura? Are they still mad at each other?

Kero: Yes. Madison isn’t speaking to Sakura and Sakura stopped caring. They’re finished.

Mimi: That’s really sad, but I have to go. I have a hair appointment. Bye Davis!

Davis: NO! WAIT!

(Mimi disappears off the screen)

Davis: (Giving the TV a hard push to get it out of the way) Now I remember why I don’t like her very much. Now who’s going to help me?

Ken: Do you want me to help you?

Davis: Sure. Whatever.

(Ken comes back out)

Kero: Any way, those 2 are so done for good.

Ken: What about Li?

Kero: He says they’re both being stupid and thinks they should be friends again but Madison told him to keep out because it was none of his business.

Davis: Did she find a new best friend yet?

Kero: Not yet.

Ken: How come she still talks to you, Kero?

Kero: Madison?

Ken: Yes.

Kero: Because we became such great friends while Sakura forced her to hang out with me.

Davis: You know, that whole fight was Thunder and Mew’s fault.

Mew: But Madison was suffering!

Thunder: We were just trying to help her vent.

Mew: We didn’t want them to stop being friends.

Thunder: But the fact that they did made ratings skyrocket.

Mew and Thunder: SCORE!

Davis: That’s kind of a mean way to look at it.

Thunder: Oh well.

Mew: That’s life.

Ken: Any way, anything fun happen to you lately, Kero?

Kero: Well, me and Madison went to “The Club” to try and find her a new best friend last night. While she was talking to various people, Blossom-

Ken: The Powerpuff Girl?

Kero: No. The Charizard. She lives with Thunder and Mew.

Ken: Okay.

Kero: Any way, Blossom walks up to me and asks if I’d seen Ned.

Davis: Who’s Ned?

Kero: A friend of hers and Lightning. He’s a Nidoking. Any way, Blossom and Nell (She’s Ned’s twin sister. She’s a Nidoqueen) had brought him to “The Club” to celebrate his getting the job he had applied for, I forget what it was, and he had wandered off. I told her I hadn’t seen him, but said I’d help them look. So, I was flying around looking for him when I heard a very awful rendition of “Where the party at?”-

Davis: That Jagged Edge song?

Kero: Yes. So I followed the horrible sound to “the lounge” (The room where they hold singing contests), and sure enough there’s Ned singing that at the top of his lungs. It was really funny.

Ken: I’m sure it’d be much funnier if I knew who half those people were.

Davis: Or what a Nidoking was.

Link: Here.

(He shows them a picture of a Nidoking from a Pokémon picture book)

Davis and Ken: Oh!

Kero: Now imagine that singing “Where the party at?”.

(Davis starts laughing.)

Ken: I just don’t see it. I guess that’s because I’ve never heard the song.

(Everyone looks at him.)

Davis: You’ve been missing out dude.

Mew: We can fix that. LIGHTNING!

(He runs onto the stage with a CD player. They play the song for Ken, who then, FINALLY gets the joke.)

Ken: That is funny.

Kero: I know. I almost died laughing. He didn’t think it was very funny, though.

Link: Blackwargraymon wants to cut to him.

Davis: Okay.

(They now cut to Blackwargraymon who is standing with a group of teenagers)

Blackwargraymon: Hello. I am here with this group of humans who are on a “field trip”, whatever that is. Any way, they agreed to sing a song for tickets.

Davis: What song?

Blackwargraymon: I don’t know yet. Any suggestions?

Davis: How about.....

Mew: Ride with me! Ride with me!

Blackwargraymon: That’d be rapping, Mew.

Mew: So!? That’d be funny!

Blackwargraymon: Fine. Ok children, you will sing “Ride with me” for some tickets.

Kids: Ok!

Blackwargraymon: Begin.

(The kids begin singing the Nelly song horribly off key)

Blackwargraymon: That’s the sound the Mammothmon made when I destroyed them! You must sing better than that.

Kids: Okay.

(They start again singing no better than before.)

Blackwargraymon: STOP! That sound brings me pain. If you aren’t going to at least sing on key you can leave and I will find someone else to sing.

Kid 1: Please let us try again.

Blackwargraymon: Fine.

(They begin singing again. Instead of singing better, they just sing louder.)

Blackwargraymon: What the hell was that!? I think you’ve permanently damaged me hearing!

Kid 2: Ok. Lets try it like this guys.

(They start singing an entirely different song. It was still Nelly, and they still sounded really bad)

Blackwargraymon: Will you stop if I give you tickets?

Kids: Yes.

Blackwargraymon: Okay. HERE!

(The screen cuts back to Davis and Ken who are now sitting with Ash.)

Ash: My ears hurt.

Ken: That was really bad.

Davis: We noticed.

Ken: *sigh* So Ash, How’s your Pokémon training going?

Ash: Ok I guess.

Davis: You guess?

Ash: I haven’t won a badge in like 6 months and Pikachu is getting fat and lazy.

Thunder: We prefer the terms big and work-hating.

Ash: What ever.

Davis: Thunder is.... ummmm.... big and work-hating and he’s still very powerful.

Ash: Well, all Pikachu does is eat and sleep.

Mew: That sounds a lot like Thunder’s day.

Thunder: Shut up! I eat, sleep, and sit in my chair asking pointless questions!

Mew: Wow. Jump back. He asks questions while sitting in a chair. My mistake.

(Thunder glares at her)

Ken: Do you try to do things with him?

Ash: Yes. I’ve tried to play Nintendo with him, and watch TV with him, and eat cake with him, but nothing makes him want to go outside and run around.

(Ken and Davis stare at him)

Davis: (to Ken) Is he really that dumb or his he just messing around?

Ken: (to Davis) He makes you look like a boy genius.

Davis: Thanks. Wait a second!

Ken: I’m just kidding.

Davis: Ok then.

Ash: Do you guys know how to make him want to do things?

Davis: Try taking him for a walk.

Ken: Or playing soccer with him.

Ash: But then I’d have to do stuff.

Ken and Davis: *sigh*

Davis: This isn’t working.

Ken: Tell me about it.

Davis: Go away Ash.

Ash: Okay. Bye! That was really fun! Lets do that again some time.

Davis: Right. Fine. Bye.

Ken: Bye.

(Ash walks off to the side.)

Link: Ok. Next is Lary wit one “r”.

(Lary walks onto the stage)

Davis: Hi.

Lary: Hello.

Ken: How come you spell your name with only 1 “r”?

Lary: Kem came up with that. I had always just been called Lawrence III.

Davis: It Lary just kind of grew on you?

Lary: Yeah.

Davis: So, why exactly do you hang around with Thunder and Mew?

Lary: I don’t know. They’re just so nice, most of the time any way.

Davis: Don’t you have grown up human friends?

Lary: Sure. What kind of wealthy person has no friends?

Thunder and Mew: Giovanni.

Lary: He doesn’t count. Every other rich person at least has friends that pretend to like them for their money.

Ken: That’s kind of sad.

Lary: But it’s the truth.

Davis: Okaaaayyyy....

Link: Blackwargraymon is ready again.

Davis. Good.

(The screen cuts to Blackwargraymon who is standing with Wargraymon (Tai’s) and another group of teenagers.)

Davis: NOOOO! Please PLEASE! No more singing!

Blackwargraymon: I’m 3 steps ahead of you Davis.

Wargraymon: We’re going to have them play a game with us.

Ken: What game is that?

Blackwargraymon: We will divide the children into 2 teams and pick a leader for each team who will answer the questions. Then we will state a fact about one of us and they will have to guess which one of us it describes.

Wargraymon: The team that scores the most points out of 5, or scores 5 wins tickets.

Davis: Aren’t you supposed to be giving away T-shirts?

Blackwargraymon: No one wants those.

Ken: What are you doing there Wargraymon? Did Tai call for you?

Wargraymon: Yes. He said that Blackwargraymon could use some help.

Davis: Who will make sure the game is fair?

Wormmon: Me!

Veemon: And me!

(The run out from behind the crowd)

Wormmon: Agumon asked us to help. Just let us Digivolve and we’ll be ready.

Wargraymon: Ok. Go ahead.

Veemon: Veemon digivolve to.... Exveemon!

Wormmon: Wormmon digivolve to.... Stingmon!

Exveemon: Ok. We’re good.

Stingmon: You can start.

Wargraymon: Ok. Question 1, I was made from 100 control spires in an attempt to destroy the Digidestened. Who am I?

Girl: Ummm... Blackwargraymon?

Exveemon: Correct!

Blackwargraymon: Question 2, I asked many questions regarding my birth in an attempt to discover the reason for my existence. Who am I?

Boy: Ummm.... Blackwargraymon?

Stingmon: Right!

Wargraymon: Question 3, I fight to defend the Digital World with my other Digimon friends and the Digidestened children. Who am I?

Girl: Wargraymon!

Exveemon: You got it! The score is 2 to 1.

Blackwargraymon: Question 4, I am a mega Digimon that was warp digivolved from Agumon. Who am I?

Girl: Wargraymon!

Stingmon: Right! You know a lot about Wargraymon. The score is 3 to 1.

Wargraymon: Question 5, I was defeated in a 2 on 1 battle over Mt. Fuji. Who am I?

Boy: Blackwargraymon!

Exveemon: Right! 3 to 2.

Blackwargraymon: Technically it was 3 on 1. Those 2 were DNA digivolved.

Stingmon, Exveemon, and Wargraymon: So what!?

Blackwargraymon: Any way, Question 6, I am orange. Who am I? Oh no. Don’t make these questions too hard Wargraymon.

Wargraymon: Shut up.

Girl: Wargraymon!

Stingmon: Right again! And you 2 stop fighting.

Blackwargraymon and Wargraymon: Why don’t you make us!

Exveemon: Those are fighting words.

Wargraymon: No duh.

Stingmon: Have it your way then.

Exveemon: Lets digivolve!

Davis: NOOOO! You’re supposed to be friends!

Ken: Yeah. Stop!

Blackwargraymon: You keep out of this! And you 2. Go ahead and Digivolve.

Wargraymon: You’re still no match for both of us.

Exveemon: I think that’s a challenge, Stingmon.

Stingmon: Then we shouldn’t disappoint them. Lets go.

Exveemon: Okay. Exveemon!

Stingmon: Stingmon!

Exveemon and Stingmon: DNA Digivolve to.... Paildramon!

Paildramon: And we’re not done yet!

Davis: I can not believe this is happening.

Ken: You can say that again.

Davis: I know, but I won’t.

Paildramon: Quiet! Paildramon digivolve to.... Imperialdramon!

Imperialdramon: Now we’re ready for you.

Wargraymon: Yawn. You bore me with all your pointless Digivolving.

Blackwargraymon: Agreed.

Wargraymon: When will you new Digidestened Digimon learn to respect your elders? Honestly. You couldn’t beat me if you wanted too. I am far more experienced than you. And even if I did manage to be wrong, Blackwargraymon would never lose to the likes of you. Now you know I don’t like fighting so just back off now.

Imperialdramon: Are you done yet? You just don’t want to fight because you know that you’ll lose because you’re old and worthless.

Tai: Wargraymon! What are you doing!?

Wargraymon: Teaching these kids a lesson on respect.

Davis: Imperialdramon! Stop that!

Ken: Yes! Don’t fight him!

Thunder: Let them go. This should get interesting.

Matt: This reminds me of the time Wargraymon and Metalgarurumon got into a fight on the show.

Tai: Yeah. I remember that.

Wargraymon: SILENCE! We fight now!

Imperialdramon: Go ahead. Give us your best shot!

Wargraymon: Terraforce!

(It hits Imperialdramon, but doesn’t do much)

Imperialdramon: Is that your best old man?

Blackwargraymon: How insulting! Are you just going to take that from them?

Wargraymon: Why is it you need each other to challenge me? Are you too weak to fight on your own?

Imperialdramon: Grandpa is making excuses again...

Wargraymon: I’m not making excuses! I’m merely observing your weakness. And besides, I don’t see you attacking me. I think you’re scared.

Imperialdramon: Think again!

(They begin fighting.)

Tai: You know what would make this really interesting?

Matt: What?

Tai: If Wargraymon DNA digivolved to Omnimon.

Matt: That would be interesting.

Ken: Oh no you don’t!

Davis: Yeah! I can’t believe you are supporting this!?

Matt: I’ll go get Gabumon.

Blackwargraymon: Go Wargraymon!

Girl: Ummm... Mr. Blackwargraymon, sir?

Blackwargraymon: What!?

Girl: Do we get our tickets now?

Blackwargraymon: Yeah. Sure. Whatever.

(He throws the bag of tickets at her)

Girl: Thanks a lot!

(Everyone in the area scrambles for the tickets. Meanwhile, a large crowd is gathering around the 2 (3) fighting Digimon)

Wargraymon: This has gone on long enough! Terraforce!

Metalgarurumon: No way! I didn’t even get to fight yet!

Wargraymon: What are you doing here?

Metalgarurumon: I came to give you some help. Matt and Tai agreed that these kids needed to be put in their place. So, do you want my help?

Wargraymon: Okay. Wargraymon!

Metalgarurumon: Metalgarurumon!

Wargraymon and Metalgarurumon: DNA digivolve too.... Omnimon.

Davis: Whoa.

Ken: Is that the Omnimon Izzy spoke of?

Tai: Yep.

Matt: Go Omnimon! Show those rookies who’s boss!

Ken and Davis: Matt!

Omnimon: With pleasure.

(Omnimon royally kicks the crap out of Imperialdramon because he has the power of 2 mega Digimon instead of just 1 like poor Imperialdramon had. Imperialdramon UN-digivolved back to Veemon and Wormmon)

Veemon: No fair!

Wormmon: Yeah! You cheated!

Omnimon: We did not!

(Omnimon UN-digivolves to Agumon and Gabumon)

Agumon: You kids today just have no manners.

Gabumon: We were just helping to learn a lesson.

Agumon: Did you learn something today?

Davis: I did.

Ken: Me too.

Tai: What’s that.

Ken and Davis: Never trust Matt or Tai!

(They walk off to the side)

Matt: Well it looks like someone is bitter.

Tai: Tell me about it.

(The screen cuts back to the Gym with Matt and Tai standing by the hosting chairs.)

Tai: Any way, Let’s get back to the show we were doing.

Matt: Who’s turn is it?

Tai: Joe and Cody.

Matt: Mew! If it took us 24 pages to get through the first 6 guests, are we really going to have time for all the others that are still left?

Mew: Don’t worry about it. We’re allowed a 2 hour slot which is roughly 50 pages. I think we’ll be okay if we stay focused.

Matt: Ok. Come on out Joe and Cody!

(Matt and Tai walk back to their seats. Joe and Cody come out. Giovanni slowly follows.)

Giovanni: This is really stupid.

Joe: Ummm... Do you really need to complain so much?

Giovanni: Yes. It’s good for me.

Cody: But it’s bad for us.

Giovanni: Do you have a death wish?

Cody: No.

Giovanni: Then you had better get out of my sight. I’m already sick of you. And you too.

(Joe and Cody run off)

Mew: Giovanni!

Giovanni: What?

Thunder: You can’t scare away the hosts.

Giovanni: Too late.

Mew: Can someone else take over for them?

Tai: On the behalf of everyone else, I’m going to say “ No one, and I mean, NO ONE wants to interview him.”

Giovanni: Good. I’m going to get something to eat now. Bye.

(He walks out of the room)

Mew: Jerk.

Thunder: Do we skip their other 2 guests too then?

Mew: Yeah. Sure. Whatever.

Link: okay. That means we skip to...

Mew: I just decided that the elite four aren’t worth air time. Skip to Lt. Surge.

Link. Okay.

(Sora, Yolei, and Lt. Surge walk out from the side.)

Sora: Mew, I don’t know if I can do this.

Thunder: Why do you guys always call Mew for help!? What about me!?

Mew: What about you. Just try your hardest Sora.

Sora: Okay..

Lt. Surge: Ask me about what happened to me yesterday!

Yolei: Okay. What happened to you yesterday?

Lt. Surge: Okay. After I was done watching my show-

Mew: That’s TPAMS, right?

Lt. Surge: You know it!

Mew: Air high five!

(They do an air high five. )

Lt. Surge: Any way, after TPAMS was over, I decided to go for a walk. While I was walking, I remembered that I was supposed to baby-sit for Thunder’s mom, so I went back home really fast. When I got there, I found Lightning and his siblings (Not Thunder though) sitting on my porch. I started talking to Lightning when all of the sudden, we hear a loud crash behind us.

Sora: What was it?

Lt. Surge: That’s what I wanted to know, so we all went inside because it was coming from inside the house. After entering the house, we heard another crash and found out it was coming from the weight room.

Yolei: You have a weight room in your house?

Lt. Surge: How else am I going to build my muscles? I don’t have intergalactic training rooms like Goku does. Any way, I went there and found my Raichu tearing apart the room. I ask her what she’s doing and she said she saw something run into the room. I asked her what she saw but she said she didn’t know what it was, she just knew it had gone into the weight room. So we start looking around for whatever it was that she saw when out of nowhere, the door slams shut and locks us in!

Sora: Really!? What did you do?

Lt. Surge: Well, we sit there for a second trying to pull it open like all panicky people do when Mew Two teleports into the room.

Yolei: Mew Two!? What was he doing there?

Lt. Surge: That’s what I asked him, and he explained that he had accidentally released a monster from another dimension and he saw it run into the house. When Lightning had told him I had gone into the weight room, he knew that’d it try to lock us in.

Sora: Scary!

Lt. Surge: I know! So I asked him why it’d try to lock me in and he said because it had a strong hatred of blonde people for some reason. He told me it had locked up people all over town. So we helped him track it down, and then went to Dairy Queen and got some ice cream.

Yolei: Well. That was.... Interesting...

Sora: That was scary! I would have died if something locked me in a room because of my hair color.

Lt. Surge: Well, there was no need to die. Everything turned out okay. And I got ice cream. That’s what I call a great day!

Yolei: Uh-huh... Is that all?

Lt. Surge: I guess.

Yolei: That’s good because I need a drink.

(She walks off to the side. Sora and Lt. Surge follow. Then Izzy and Kari walk out. Just as they’re siting down, Agumon, Gabumon, Veemon, and Wormmon run into the room. They all looked extremely frightened)

Izzy: What’s the matter guys?

Agumon: It’s terrible Izzy! Awful even! Oh my gosh!

Kari: Calm down and tell us what the problem is!

Gabumon: Blackwargraymon went back to the Digital World!

Izzy: Is that bad?

Agumon: It is when he’s high on Pixie Sticks!

(Kari and Izzy look at him)

Izzy: Pixie Sticks?

Veemon: It’s all my fault! A human girl gave us each one on our way here! I know we aren’t supposed to take things from strangers, but it smelled so good....

Wormmon: Any way, Blackwargraymon said he hated sugar, but he’d try it because Veemon bet that he could eat his Pixie Stick faster than Blackwargraymon could eat his. So they ate them and Blackwargraymon started acting all weird and stuff.

Agumon: Then he took mine, Gabumon, and Wormmon’s Pixie Sticks and ate them too! He then chased down the girl and took all the ones she had, which was like a hundred, and ate them too. Then he ran around saying: “PixieSticksPixieSticksPixieSticksPixieSticksPixieSticksPixieSticksPixieSticksgimmiePix ieSticksPixieSticksPixieSticksPixieSticksmoremoremorePixieSticks!PixieSticksPixieStic ksPixieSticksPixieSticksPixieSticksPixieSticksPixieSticksgimmiePixieSticksPixieSticksP ixieSticksPixieSticksmoremoremorePixieSticks!” Over and over again!

Gabumon: He then opened a Digiport and ran in talking about how he needed to find more!

Veemon: We have to go do something!

Wormmon: Preferably before he hurts someone.

(Tai, Matt, Ken, and Davis run out.)

Tai: We can stop him...

Davis: ..... But you’re going to have to Digivolve since he’ll probably want a fight.

Agumon: But Tai! We used so much energy before, we’ll need a 10 course meal to digivolve now!

Matt: Can you help us there, Thunder?

Thunder: Oh. When there’s food involved, you talk to me. Are you trying to say something!?

Matt: No! Not at all! I just thought that-

Thunder: I’m just kidding. Sure I can help. We’ve got tons of food out in the hall.

(Agumon, Gabumon, Wormmon, and Veemon all run out and eat till they couldn’t eat any more.)

Tai: Now can you Digivolve?

Agumon: Sure thing!

Ken: Let’s go to the Digital World first though.

Tai: Fine. Lets go!

Mew: WAIT! Blackwargraymon high on Pixie Sticks is something I want to see. Rating will go through the roof!

Thunder: We’ll bring a camera then. Lets go!

(They all pack up and head to the Digital World)

Thunder: Hello if you’re just joining us. We are now live in the Digital World preparing to witness the battle of a life time!

Mew: Shhh! The fun is starting!

Veemon: Veemon digivolve to.... Exveemon!

Wormmon: Wormmon digivolve to.... Stingmon!

Agumon: Agumon warp digivolve to..... Wargraymon!

Gabumon: Gabumon warp digivolve to...... Metalgarurumon!

Exveemon: Exveemon!

Stingmon: Stingmon!

Exveemon and Stingmon: DNA Digivolve to.... Paildramon!

Paildramon: Once more! Paildramon digivolve to....... Imperialdramon!

Mew: If I am ever forced to watch that much Digivolving again I will hurt someone.

Thunder: Word.

Tai: Okay! Go find Blackwargraymon!

(But before they could move.....)

Blackwargraymon: PixieSticks!GivemePixieSticks!Iwantthemnow!!

(Thunder and Mew start laughing)

Imperialdramon: There he is!

Wargraymon: Let me try talking to him.

(Wargraymon walks over to Blackwargraymon)

Wargraymon: Hello Blackwargraymon.

Blackwargraymon: HelLO WarGRAYmon. Do you HAVE ANY PixIE Sticks FOR ME!?

(Matt, Tai, Davis, and Ken begin laughing too)

Wargraymon: No. But I know where you can get some.

Blackwargraymon: WHERE!?

Wargraymon: Follow me.

Blackwargraymon: I’m NOT goING to fall FOR THAT! TerraDESTROYER!

(Everyone stops laughing)

Tai: He can’t do that to you Wargraymon!

Wargraymon: No! I don’t want to fight you!

Imperialdramon: The time for negotiating is over! Lets get him!

Metalgarurumon: Right!

Wargraymon: No! He doesn’t know what he’s doing!

Imperialdramon: And that makes him a danger to everyone. If we take care of him no one will be hurt.

Metalgarurumon: They’re right Wargraymon.

Wargraymon: Fine. I’ll go first then! Hey Blackwargraymon! Eat this! Terraforce!

(It hits Blackwargraymon. He falls over and starts twitching. Then he gets up.)

Blackwargraymon: If YOU hAVE no PIXIE STICKS you ARE worthLESS to ME! TERRADESTROYER!

(Wargraymon ducks and it hits Imperialdramon instead.)

Wargraymon: Oops. Imperialdramon! Are you all right!?

Imperialdramon: I’m fine.

Wargraymon: I think we all need to go at once. I can’t take him.

Metalgarurumon: It too you long enough.

Imperialdramon: Totally.

Davis: Did you just say “totally”? Are you a valley girl now, Imperialdramon?

(Thunder and Mew laugh. Only they would find that to be amusing)

Mew: Shut up.

Wargraymon: ANY WAY, let’s get him! Terraforce!

Metalgarurumon: Metalwolfclaw!

Imperialdramon: (I don’t know any of his attacks so I’ll wing it.) Ice beam!

(Everyone looks at him)

Imperialdramon: What? The writer knows very little about me. Ice beam is all she could think of.

Everyone: Whatever.

(All the attacks hit Blackwargraymon and he is knocked out.)

Wargraymon, Metalgarurumon, and Imperialdramon: SCORE!

Wargraymon: We do good work.

(He UN-digivolves back to Agumon)

Metalgarurumon: I agree.

(He UN-digivolves back to Gabumon.)

Imperialdramon: We ought to work as a team more often.

(He UN-digivolves back to Veemon and Wormmon)

Tai: You’re sure he’s out? Mew will kill us if you have to Digivolve again.

Agumon: He’s out cold. Listen to him.

Blackwargraymon: No mom... I want to sleep more..... GIVE ME PIXIE STICKS!....... Can I have a puppy mommy? THE JADE MONKEY FLIES AT DAWN! Ice cream is good. “Hey! Must be the money!”.

(Everyone starts laughing)

Matt: Do you think he’ll have a hangover when he wakes up?

Davis: Even if he doesn’t, he’s going to have quite the headache.

(Everyone laughs again)

Ken: Why were we laughing at that?

Mew: I don’t know.

(Then all of the sudden, Blackwargraymon jumps up!)

Everyone: Oh no!

Blackwargraymon: Terradestroyer!

(The Terradestroyer flies out the open Digiport and destroys the Viridian City Gym.)

Thunder and Mew: Oops.

(Blackwargraymon passes out again)

Giovanni: THUNDER AND MEW! You are dead when I find you!

Thunder: Oops.... Heh heh... Well I guess that’s our show for today...

Mew: Sorry we didn’t get to hear from all the guests.

Thunder: But seeing as the gym is now destroyed and we have no where to go, we’re going to have to call it quits for today.

Mew: We’d like to thank all the Digidestened for helping out.

Thunder: And... I guess that’s it. Tomorrow on TPAMS, if Giovanni doesn’t kill us, we’ll have random people from wherever.

Ken: What about your contest?

Thunder: Oh yeah! Here’s the paper. You tell them since you’re supposed to be hosting.

Tai: I’ll do it! Okay. Here’s the contest you’ve all been waiting for! Thunder and Mew are having a essay contest! How lame.

Everyone but Tai: TAI!

Tai: Sorry. It goes like this: In 100 words or less, tell Thunder and Mew why you want to come on their show and be interviewed by them. And you get to meet me! Because I’m coming back again every day!

Everyone but Tai: TAI!

Tai: Sorry: Did everyone get that? Tell why you want to be on the show in 100 words or less. Okay.

Matt: Can I do the ending?

Mew: Sure!

Matt: Yes! That’s it for Today’s episode of The Pikachu and Mew Show! Tune in tomorrow to see random people from where ever! Good night everyone!

Tai: Yeah! See you tomorrow!

Thunder: Bye!

Mew: BYE!!!!

Davis and Ken: Bye!

The Digimon: Bye everyone!

Anyone and everyone else: BYE!!

That’s it for tonight’s episode of TPAMS. Tune in tomorrow for random guests from where ever.

Thunder: Good job guys.

Matt: My eye. We blew.

Tai: And we didn’t even finish.

Mew: You guys did just fine. The ratings will rock because of the 2 Digimon fights. You guys helped a lot.

(Giovanni walks up to them)

Giovanni: Give me 1 good reason as to why I shouldn’t kill you right now!

Mew: Your blood pressure. You really should be watching that.

Giovanni: I’d feel GREAT if I killed you now.

Thunder: Your Persian.

Giovanni: What about it?

Thunder: Remember? We kidnapped it to get you to loan us the gym. If you kill us you’ll never know where we’re keeping it.

Giovanni: You’re both more evil than even me.

Mew: We try. And don’t worry. The construction crews are on their way. We’re rebuilding the gym and we won’t even charge you.

Giovanni: Gee. Thanks a lot. (sarcasm)

(Giovanni walks away shaking his head)

Tai: I guess everything turned out okay.

Matt: They always say, “All’s well that ends well”.

Thunder: Who’s They?

Matt: I dunno. Some ancient Egyptians or something.

Mew: Do you guys want to go get ice cream or something?

Thunder: YEAH!

Matt: Ok.

Tai: Sounds good.

(They walk off into the sunset towards Dairy Queen. Then you hear Tai’s voice)

Tai: What do you think happened to everyone at the gym?

Mew: They’re fine Tai.

Tai: But we didn’-

Matt: She said they’re fine Tai. Just leave it there.

Tai: Fine.