Thunder: Hello and welcome to episode 23 of The Pikachu and Mew Show.

Mew: We’re still here! Giovanni being the nice person he is, allowed us to live. What a nice guy!

Thunder: Any way, today, we just have random people from where ever.

Mew: Lets get started then.

Mew Two: Your first guest hasn’t arrived yet.

Thunder: What!?

Mew Two: You heard me. No one is here.

Tracey: Ummmm... Hi. I know I’m not supposed to leave my office during the show, but all your guests are here, they’re just outside.

Mew: What are they doing out there?

Tracey: I’m not sure, but there’s this huge crowd out there so something cool must be going on.

Thunder: Well then, lets go see what’s up.

(We head outside. A set of metal doors are opened and we see Pikachu and Mew Drive (The street named for the TPAMS studio since it’s the biggest one on the street). A large crowd is out there.)

Mew: What’s going on here?

(The crowd splits to let her in. In the center of the crowd is a strange cloud.)

Thunder: What is that?

Tai: HI Thunder. Hi Mew.

Mew: Hi Tai. Do you know what that is?

Tai: No, but.. (He moves closer to Thunder and Mew) I think that’s the Digital World on the other side.

Mew: Really?

Tai: Yeah. I called the others to come help, but then the crowd started to build and by the time they got here, we couldn’t go inside without creating a scene.

Thunder: We can take care of that crowd for you.

Tai: Really? How?

Mew: Like this...

(She runs down the street.)

Mew: HEY EVERYONE! I’LL GIVE FREE AUTOGRAPHS TO THE FIRST 7 PEOPLE THAT GET TO ME!

(The crowd instantly turns and runs towards Mew.)

Tai: DIGIDESTENED! NOW’S OUR CHANCE!

Thunder: Can me and a camera come?

Tai: Sure!

(We follow Thunder and the Digidestened into the strange cloud. After passing through it...)

Izzy: I knew it! That was a port hole to the Digital World!

(Mew appears next to them)

Mew: That was a BAD idea.

Thunder: Are you okay?

Mew: Yeah. I’m good.

Tai: Well, we know where it leads. But how did it get here?

Matt: Do you think another bad guy opened it up in an attempt to rule both worlds?

Izzy: It could be anything. But that’s really the least of our worries.

Mew: Why?

Izzy: The port hole closed behind us. Now we should work on getting out.

Thunder: Agreed.

Davis: Something seems different guys.

Ken: I thought so too.

Sora: Now that you mention it, something’s not right.

(As they all begin looking around in an attempt to figure out what’s different, they hear voices coming from a field near them that was hidden by trees)

Izzy: Do you hear that?

Matt: It sounds like someone’s having a party.

Tai: Lets go check it out.

(They all walk over to the trees. After carefully selecting hiding places, they peer around the trees)

Mew: Hey! Those little kids look like you guys.

Izzy: Do you think we found a port hole leading to the Digital World as it was a few years ago?

Matt: Then why would Davis and Yolei be there?

Tai: And where are you, Izzy?

Thunder: Hey! See those adults coming up the hill? One of them looks like Yolei!

Izzy: Wait! This port hole must have led to the future, not the past!

Tai: Wait! You mean to tell me that’s us coming up the hill?

Izzy: That’s what it looks like. See? That blonde guy on the end looks kind of like T.K., the woman next to him looks a lot like Sora, next to her must be Matt, then Yolei and Ken, Kari must be the woman next to him, the 2 guys with brown hair could be you and Davis, then there’s Mimi, Joe, Cody, and.... me.

Mew: I’d buy that.

Davis: So that’s us? But.. How did we end up in the future? What happened Izzy!?

Izzy: I don’t know yet! Just let me think....

Thunder: I thought only kids could go to the Digital World.

Matt: I guess not.

Mew: So those kids must belong to you then. How cute!

Thunder: You guys had better be careful. Who knows what will happen if you let your future selves see you. Haven’t you ever seen the Back to the Future movies?

Izzy: You’re probably right....

Mew: Hey! Lets go interview them Thunder!

Thunder: Yeah! Who cares if they see us!

Izzy: I don’t know about that you guys....

Mew: We’ll just go pick up some facts for you. We won’t be gone long. Meanwhile, you work on getting us out of here.

Izzy: Okay.

(Thunder and Mew go over to the grown up Digidestened and the kids which will be referred to as “Little who ever their parent is”)

Little Kari: Mommy, what kind of Digimon is that?

Future Kari: That’s not a Digimon! Thunder? Mew? Is that you?

Thunder: That’s us!

Future Kari: You don’t look like you’ve aged at all! And it’s been 25 years.

Future Tai: I didn’t know Pokémon lived this long.

Future Matt: Not so fast Tai, Lightning died just last year. They could still be alive if he lived that long.

Future Kari: But they look so young...

Mew: Uhhh... We die our hair.

Thunder: Yeah.

Mew: It helps us look years younger.

Future Sora: What are you doing in the Digital World?

Mew: Ummmmm.... Mew Two found a way to open a port hole, so we could go for a walk undisturbed.

Thunder: Yeah. People can be annoying sometimes.

Future Ken: You still have fans bothering you? You stopped the show when Lightning got sick 2 years ago.

Mew: Ummm.... Some fans are just that hard core.

Future Yolei: But no one has heard from you in over a year.

Future Cody: Lightning’s death was very hard on both of you. Especially you, Thunder.

Thunder: I know. It was.... Awful.

Little Davis: Who’s Lightning? How did he die? Who are these 2? I’m so confused!

Future Davis: Lightning was a Pokémon like Thunder and Mew. He was Thunder’s brother.

Future Tai: He went back to visit his parents in the Viridian Forest where they were both very sick with some Pikachu disease. He caught what ever it was and for a year it just made him weaker and weaker until a year ago, he finally died.

Little Davis: Oh. That’s really sad. Did his parents die?

Future Davis: Yes. All his brothers and sister too, except Thunder. I heard you were suffering from depression Thunder. I’m glad to see that’s not true.

Mew: You know Thunder. Nothing can upset him when his friends are around.

Future Sora: I thought All Kem’s Pokémon went their separate ways when Kem went back to her world.

Future Matt: Yeah. Blossom became a personal trainer somewhere in northern Kanto, and Thunder the Raichu became a senator.

Mew: Figures.

(The future Digidestened look at her)

Mew: Never mind.

Future Ken: You forgot Mew Two. He became president of the United States.

Little Ken: He’s that funny cat thing that’s on TV all the time, right?

Future Ken: Right.

Mew and Thunder: No way!

Future Davis: If I didn’t know better I’d swear you were visiting the future from the past.

Mew: That’s ridiculous!

Thunder: Of course I knew Mew Two finally made it too a position of power and... that my entire family was dead.... And that I’m all alone!

(He starts crying)

Future Sora: Don’t cry Thunder! You aren’t alone! You still have Mew... and us! We’re still here for him, right guys?

Everyone: Right!

Thunder: I can’t take this Mew! We’ve only been in the future for 4 pages and I’m having a nervous breakdown! I didn’t expect my family to be dead! And Kem to be gone! I want my mom!

Mew: Calm down. Izzy will just have to get us out of here-

Izzy: MEW!

Mew: Oops....

Future Davis: I was right! And they brought our past selves!

Future Izzy: I remember when I was that young. Those were the days.. Saving the world every day....That was fun!

Izzy: Good job guys. Now we could have completely messed up everything.

Thunder: I WANT TO GO BACK NOW!

Izzy: Well I don’t know how to send us back.

Future Izzy: You can’t give up. I never gave up ever! If you give up then I can’t say that.

Izzy: Do you have any ideas then?

Future Izzy: How did you get here?

Davis: A strange cloud thingy.

Tai: But that disappeared, so we can’t get back that way.

Future Tai: Maybe if we took them back to the real world, you could use your lab to help them, Izzy.

Future Izzy: That’s a good idea, Tai. Lets do that!

Little Davis: But we weren’t done playing yet.

Future Davis: We can come back another day. It’s very important that we help them get back to their own time.

(All the children start pouting.)

Matt: It’s moments like this that make me not want kids.

Mew: Should you really say that in front of your children?

Matt: They’re his. I am not yet him so they are not yet mine. I can say whatever I want!

Everyone: MATT!

Future Izzy: Come on, the Digiport is this way.

(Everyone follows Future Izzy. They get to the Digiport and then are transported back to the real world. Then, they go with Future Izzy to a building with lots of computers in it)

Future Izzy: I have to start up the system. That might take a few minutes. You can watch TV until I’m ready.

Mew: Okay!

(She grabs the remote and starts flipping channels. On CSPAN 17 (Darn those crazy future cable channels) she stops and lets out a scream of terror)

Mew: AHHHHHHHH!

Everyone: Mew! Are you okay!?

Mew: They’re lying! That isn’t me! I can’t possibly age that terribly!

(On the TV is a Mew. The little name bar said “Mew. Former hostess of The Pikachu and Mew Show”. )

Thunder: Wait. What is she talking about?

Future Ken: You, Thunder.

Thunder: Why me?

Mew: Why don’t you shut up and listen!

Future Mew: I am sorry to say that my partner, and friend, Thunder isn’t doing very well at all. He’s been growing weaker ever since he lost his family a year ago. That is why he asked me to donate all his money to the United Nation’s World Peace Foundation...

Thunder: What!? I’d never do that!

Future Mew: He said that if he couldn’t live to see the world after we all set aside our differences and live together in harmony, that he wanted his money to help achieve that dream.

Mew: That doesn’t sound like you at all.

Future Davis: He hasn’t been the same since he ate too much at my noodle cart and fell off it.

Thunder: Am I dying?

Future Sora: Yeah. It was all over the news last week.

Thunder: This future blows! I have to change it some how!

Izzy: You can’t change it if you’re trapped in it.

Thunder: THEN GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Future Izzy: I’m working on that. just calm down. Why don’t you watch something else.

Mew: Okay.

(She begins flipping channels again but stops on CSPAN 21. This time, she sees Mew Two. The group from the past begins laughing hysterically)

Future Davis: Are you guys okay?

Mew: Look at him!

Thunder: He’s wearing a suit!

Tai: This is hilarious!

Future Davis: He always wears outfits like that.

Mew: And it’s funny! He says clothing is for worthless humans and as a superior being, he wouldn’t bring himself down to their level by dressing like them.

Matt: He’s a politician now, remember? They never tell the truth.

Thunder: True. I wonder what he’s talking about.

Mew: Let’s see.

Future Mew Two: I have now decided on a name for the 67th state.

Mew: There are 67 states in the US now?

Future Ken: Yeah. They bought most of Canada and began carving it into states.

Future Mew Two: The 67th state will be called Pizza Land in honor of my soon to be late friend and employer Thunder. His favorite food was Pizza so it seemed appropriate.

(Future Mew Two starts crying)

Mew: See? I told you he didn’t hate you.

Thunder: That’s so nice of him. I’m touched.

Tai: That doesn’t sound like Mew Two. Did he fall of your noodle cart too, Davis?

Future Davis: No.

Future Tai: He decided to try things the nice and non-evilly after Kem left. It worked and he became president of the US.

Mew: Do you know why Kem left, Tai?

Future Tai: Yes. She decided that as much as she liked it here, she didn’t belong here. So she said she’d always watch the shows and play the games to remember everyone, but she couldn’t stay.

Thunder: Sad. She could have stayed here for a long time, though. Time passes so much faster here. Even if she had stayed till now, it would have been only a week or less in her world.

Future Davis: She knew that. But she insisted that her place was in her world.

Mew: When we get back to our time, we are strapping Kem to a chair forever. She’s never leaving as long as I’m alive, and I’m immortal.

Thunder: I wonder what else is on TV.

(Mew begins flipping channels again. She stops at what looked like an action movie or TV show. An orange blur flies across the screen)

Mew: Did you see that!?

Thunder: Yeah. But what was it?

Little Davis: Blossom! She’s the coolest! Her movies rule!

Mew: Blossom the Charizard?

Little Davis: Yes!

(The scene on the movie changes to a Charizard beating the crap out of a Magmar)

Thunder: That is Blossom!

Future Sora: That’s right! She acts too. We forgot to tell you that.

Future Davis: Yeah. She has a bunch of really cool action movies.

Little Davis: And a TV show too! She Blossom the crime fighting Charizard. She saves the world from evil Pokémon and stuff!

Future Blossom: When are you going to learn that if you’re stupid enough to try to take over the world, that I’ll come and get you?

Magmar: You won’t always win! My master has a plan to defeat you! And you will soon perish!

Future Blossom: And Thunder, God rest his soul, could go 20 minutes without eating.

Magmar: He couldn’t could he? Poor guy...

Future Blossom: I’d like to take a minute out of the show if I could, to remember my dear friend Thunder. I only hope he has enough to eat in the next life, and that we’ll all be able to laugh with him again someday.

Magmar: Well put, Blossom. Ok. Back to the show.

Thunder: Why is my memory always associated with food!?

Future Davis: Because you ate. A LOT.

Thunder: I guess...

Future Izzy: Okay. I think I know how to get you back.

Mew: How!?

Future Izzy: Mew Two gave me the blue prints for his teleporter. I found that with a few adjustments, it can send you through space AND time!

Thunder: GREAT!

Future Izzy: However, I’d have to build the teleporter since I don’t actually have one. That could take weeks.

Mew: We don’t have weeks! Let’s just goo see Mew Two and borrow his!

Future Izzy: Hey! That’s a good idea! Just let me print out the adjusted blue prints.

Mew: Fine.

(She begins flipping channels again. On “The Government Channel” (Izzy has a lot of political channels) she sees a very familiar Raichu)

Mew: That’s evil Thunder!

Thunder: It is!

Future Thunder the Raichu: This bill will give money to the poor, help build more low income housing, and add to the Thunder the Pikachu Foundation he established that gives money to struggling orphanages for humans and Pokémon alike.

Other Senator: And what about the other bill?

Future Thunder the Raichu: That will fund the building of more parks and a memorial to Thunder.

Other Senator: He isn’t dead yet.

Future Thunder the Raichu: But he’s done so much good. And his time left with us is short. By the time it’s finished, he will be. Poor Thunder. I’m sorry I was so mean to him while we were growing up. I need to get these bills passed for him!

Mew: Awww... That is so sweet.

Future Izzy: Okay. Let’s go.

(He walks over to a strange box and pushes some buttons on it.)

Mew: What is that?

Future Tai: Oh yeah! These don’t exist in your time! These are transporters. You push in the number of where you want to go, and walk in. Hardly anyone drives any where any more.

Tai: Cool! I want to go first!

Future Izzy: Okay. Step right in.

(Everyone walks through it. The appear in the white house in front of President Mew Two’s desk. He looks up at them.)

Future Mew Two: Hello Izzy. It looks like you brought quite a group with you today. No way!

(He looks at Thunder and Mew)

Future Mew Two: But you- And you-

(Future Izzy explains their situation to Future Mew Two)

Future Mew Two: I see. Okay. I’ll go get the stuff you need.

(He teleports away. He returns a few moments later with a teleporter and some extra parts. He and Future Izzy put the parts on and make the adjustments.)

Future Izzy: That should do it.

Future Mew Two: Now I’ll set it to the year 2001, and there. It’s ready.

Matt: Aww... I was starting to like the future...

Future Matt: Don’t worry. You’ll be back again in 25 years.

Tai: But we have to live out those 25 years. I want to be in the future now!

Future Tai: Dude, chill.

(The door to the office pens behind them. They all turn around to see..)

Thunder, Mew, and Future Mew Two: Kem!

Mew: Finally someone who looks the way they’re supposed to!

(Kem looks exactly the same as she had 25 cartoon years earlier.)

Kem: Hold on! (She points at Thunder) I saw you 20 minutes ago and you were dying. How are you here? And what about them?

(They explain to her what’s going on)

Kem: Oh. Never mind.

Future Mew Two: Well Past Digidestend and Thunder and Mew. It’s time you return to your time.

Mew: We can change this future, can’t we?

Future Mew Two: I like where I am, so tell my past self to keep heading in the same direction, but if you didn’t like what you saw of yourself, you still have time to change.

Thunder: Now that’s what I wanted to hear! Let’s go!

Future Digidestened: Bye guys! It was fun!

Mew: Same.

Thunder: Word. I guess.

Tai: On the behalf of all the past Digidestened, I’d like to say, thanks for being cool.

Matt: Yeah. Thank goodness none of us grew up to be dorks.

Other Digidestened: Uh-huh.

Future Mew Two: Ok. It might be a bumpy ride back, but nothing to terrible.

(He points the teleporter at them and pushes the teleport button. A few moments later, they appear back on Pikachu and Mew Drive. It was just the same as when they had left it, Including the huge crowd. Lightning and Mew Two were now outside trying to send people away)

Mew Two: Where have you been?

Lightning: Yeah. We have a show to do, you know.

(Thunder runs up and gives Lightning a hug)

Lightning: What the hell are you doing!?

Thunder: I am so glad you’re not dead! I’m going to go call mom and dad!

(He runs into the studio)

Lightning: Where were you? And why was I dead?

Tai: It’s a long story.

Davis: I can make it short! We walked into the strange cloud and it took us to the future and we saw our future selves and Mew Two was president of the United States and Lightning was dead and Thunder was dying and Blossom had an action TV show and we went to visit Future Mew Two and Kem came and then they altered the teleporter and sent us back here.

Mew Two: What!?

Lightning: That made no sense!

Mew: I’ll explain it to you later.

Tai: Are you still going to do the show?

Mew: I don’t think- THUNDER! WAKE UP THUNDER! The show starts in 5 minutes and here you are taking a nap!

Thunder: What!? Huh...

(Thunder looks around and sees his dressing room)

Thunder: It was a dream... It was all a dream...

Mew: What are you talking about?

Thunder: I had this really strange dream that we were ready to start the show, but none of our guests were here yet. Then Tracey told us that they were all outside, so we went outside and found a weird cloud that turned out to be a porthole to the digital world! Not only that, but it was the FUTURE digital world! We went through it with the Digidestened and a camera man and ran into the future Digidestened and their kids! They told us about how my whole family was dead and that I myself was dying and you, Mew Two, Blossom, and even evil Thunder were really sad and kept talking about me on TV! Future Izzy got this idea that would send us back to our time, but we needed Mew Two’s teleporter, so we walked through this weird box and appeared in the white house and Mew Two was president of the Untied States!

Mew: What was I?

Thunder: I don’t know. You were being interviewed on CSPAN though.

Mew: Eeewwww!

Thunder: Any way, Mew Two and Future Izzy set up the teleporter and when we were about to leave, Kem came. She had left our world and went back to hers, but came back to our world when she found out I was dying. Then after talking to her, we were sent back to our time and we were about to end the show, but you woke me up!

Mew: Wow. 14 pages worth of Thunder’s insane dream. This HAS to be a new low for us. Well, come on. We have to go start the show.

(They walk out to the stage)

Mew Two: There you are! You’re on in 45 seconds!

Mew: Ok.

(They sit down in their seats. Then, the show begins)

Thunder: Hello and welcome to episode 23 of The Pikachu and Mew Show.

Mew: We’re still here! Giovanni being the nice person he is, allowed us to live. What a nice guy!

Thunder: Any way, today, we just have random people from where ever.

Mew: Lets get started then.

Thunder: Whoa! That’s how my dream started exactly!

Mew: Kem used copy and paste dear.

Thunder: Oh. Okay.

Mew Two: Your first guest is Madison.

(She walks on to the stage)

Mew: This isn’t how your dream went was it?

Thunder: No. We’re okay.

Mew: Good. Hi Madison!

Madison: Hello! It’s a lovely day isn’t it?

Thunder: You’re in a good mood today.

Madison: I got a new best friend!

Mew: Wow. Who is it?

Madison: Davis!

Thunder and Mew: Davis!?

Madison: Yeah! He was so nice to me! He even got Exveemon to scare Sakura away!

Thunder: Wow. I didn’t see that coming.

Mew: Me either. I guess that shows that our show is always good for weird twists of fate.

Madison: It is.

Thunder: So, have you done anything interesting with your new best friend yet?

Madison: Yeah! Yesterday we went to the park and buried Veemon in the sandbox because it sounded like a fun thing to do. After we dug him out we went and got ice cream. It was so funny! Veemon got it all over his face and things kept sticking to it.

Mew: That’s funny!

Thunder: Mmmm.... ice cream....

Mew: *sigh* Did you do anything else?

Madison: After that, we went and got Kari and Ken and went to the beach. We buried Veemon in the sand again! He had so much sand in his fur after that, so we threw him into the water.

Thunder: Do you hang out with Kari and Ken then too?

Madison: Yeah. They’re lots of fun! They all had dinner at my house yesterday. We were playing hide and seek and it took us 3 hours to find Gatomon.

Mew: Don’t you live in a huge mansion?

Madison: Yeah. That’s why it took 3 hours. And today, we’re going to the aquarium!

Thunder: You aren’t going to throw Veemon to the sharks, are you?

Madison: No. Of course not.

Mew: Well, It’s good to hear that you made new friends and aren’t upset anymore.

Thunder: Do you know how Sakura is doing?

Madison: I don’t care, but Li says she’s not taking it as well as I am.

Mew: You still talk to Li?

Madison: Of course. Li is nice enough. He’s coming to the aquarium with me, Davis, Ken, and Kari.

Thunder: That’s nice. Do you think you can ever be friends with Sakura again?

Madison: Why would I want to be? My new friends are wonderful! Davis is so funny! He hardly ever says anything that makes any sense!

Mew: It’s nice to see you’ve taken such a liking to Davis.

Madison: How can anyone dislike him? He’s so wonderful!

(They both stare at her)

Thunder: Riiight. So, what else is new?

Madison: Well, Davis says he’s going to teach me how to play soccer so I can play with him and Ken. They’re both very good at soccer. And... Oh yeah! Me and Kero are going to make some cookies today!

Mew: Would I be correct if I guessed that you were making them for Davis?

Madison: How did you guess?

Thunder: Do any of the current events of your life not involve Davis?

Madison: Not really. I love spending time with Davis! And to think, if I hadn’t have stopped hanging out with Sakura, I never would have met him! That would have been just awful!

Mew: Oh I know. (sarcasm)

Thunder: You know what I think, Madison?

Madison: What?

Thunder: I think you’re in love with Davis.

Madison: I am not. Not that there’s anything wrong with being in love with Davis seeing as he’s so wonderful.

Mew: You are either in love with him, or obsessed with him. Take your pick.

Madison: Neither. He’s just my best friend.

Thunder: Answer these questions for me. This is a quiz.

Madison: Okay.

Thunder: 1. Do you constantly talk about Davis?

Madison: I guess.

Thunder:2. Do you spend lots of time with Davis?

Madison: Yes.

Thunder: 3. Do you say things like “He is so wonderful!” about Davis?

Madison: Yes.

Thunder: 4. Do you dream about Davis?

Madison: Actually....

Thunder: You scored-

Mew: She didn’t say yes or no to the last one.

Madison: I was going to tell you about the dream where I was at the park with Davis.

Thunder: As I was saying, you scored 4 out of 4.

Madison: What does that mean?

Thunder: You are either in love or obsessed with him. Possibly both.

Madison: Ok fine. Maybe a little.

Mew: There. Was that so hard?

Madison: I guess not.

Mew: Good. You can go back stage and think about Davis some more.

Madison: Okay. Bye!

(She walks off the stage)

Thunder: Shoot! I forgot to ask her a question!

Mew: What?

Thunder: Of all people, why Davis?

(They both laugh.)

Thunder: Okay. Okay. Who’s next?

Mew Two: Guess.

Thunder and Mew: Davis?

Mew Two: You guys are good.

(Davis walks on to the stage)

Mew: Hi Davis.

Davis: Hi. How are you?

Mew: Good. How are you?

Davis: Fine.

Thunder: So Davis, I hear you made a new friend.

Davis: Are you referring to Madison?

Thunder: Yes. She is your friend, isn’t she?

Davis: Yeah. But I made another new friend too.

Mew: Oh. Would you say Madison is your best friend?

Davis: Well, she told me that I was her new best friend, so who am I to argue?

Thunder: Awww.... That’s nice of you Davis.

Davis: Well, she was really sad, so I decided to be nice to her. I didn’t mean to become her best friend. It just kind of happened.

Mew: Did you know that we had her here for 4 pages and you are all she would talk about?

Davis: Really?

Thunder: Yeah. She really, REALLY likes you.

Mew: “Really, REALLY” is an understatement. I’d say she “really, really, REALLY likes you a lot”. And not just regular liking.

Davis: What?

Mew: You MUST understand what I’m getting at.

Davis: You know as well as I do that I’m not very quick, Mew.

Mew: You can not be that slow, Davis.

Davis: I think I see what you’re getting at but-

Thunder: She likes you as in likes you Davis! Gosh!

Davis: Well you could have just said that.

Mew: I was trying to be less straight foreword.

Thunder: There’s no need for that!

Mew: You can’t tell me that you didn’t notice, Davis.

Davis: Well, I was just trying to be nice. I thought she was that nice to everyone.

Thunder: She was obsessing Davis!

Mew: Anyone who complements you that much in 4 pages is obsessing! And there’s no question about that!

Davis: I guess. But why are you yelling at me? I did nothing wrong.

Mew: You’re right. I’m sorry Davis.

Thunder: Me too.

Davis: That’s okay. But what should I do? I didn’t mean for her to like me. No one ever likes me as in likes me. This is a new thing for me.

Mew: Well, you could-

Davis: I don’t want to hurt her feelings. I still want to be her friend, I just don’t want her to obsess so much.

Thunder: Well now you went and made this complicated. How do you expect to tell her you don’t like her that way without hurting her feelings?

Davis: I don’t know! That’s why I was asking you!

Mew: I don’t know if that’s possible, Davis.

Davis: Then what am I supposed to do?

Thunder: You could get a girlfriend. If you did that then she’d leave you alone for sure!

Davis: You act like it’s that simple.

Mew: It’s not?

Davis: No, it’s not.

Thunder: Why do you say that?

Davis: Think about it. If getting a girlfriend were that easy I’d probably already have one!

Mew: I guess... Well, why don’t you just pretend that you don’t notice that she’s obsessed with you?

Davis: I think I will for awhile.

Thunder: Sooner or later she’ll become even more obsessive and-

Mew: I don’t think she can become any more obsessed then she is now.

Davis: Question.

Thunder: What?

Davis: Do we really need to discuss this on the air?

Mew: I guess not. But just let me say this: I’m sure you’ll figure it out on your own, but if you don’t, we’ll be glad to help you.

Davis: Thanks.

Thunder: So, who’s this other new friend of yours?

Davis: I was waiting for you to ask me that! Okay. Today, I was eating breakfast at McDonalds with Ken and Kari. I ordered first because I was really hungry and went and sat down to wait for them. While I was waiting, This kid comes up to me and asks if I knew what time it was. Now, I had just gotten a new watch from my parents, so I told him it was 9:30. Then he started talking to me about how he was supposed to be in 2 places in a half an hour and that he didn’t know what to do. I told him that I thought he should do whatever he thought was most important and he says that he thought they were both very important. Then I asked him how he got into that situation in the first place, and he told me that the 2 people he was supposed to meet at the 2 places used to be friends, but weren’t anymore because Thunder and Mew talked them into fighting.

Mew: Your other new friend is Li?

Davis: Yeah.

Thunder: Gosh Mew! You ruined the story!

Davis: I can finish it if you want.

Thunder: Please do.

Davis: Okay. Then he told me that he had promised to do stuff with both of them because they forced him into it. I told him that girls are always pushy like that. He agreed and then I asked him if his friends were Madison and Sakura and he said they were, so we got to talking about what had happened to us on episode 21. Then Ken and Kari came and they started talking to him, and we realized that we were all going to the aquarium with Madison later, so we talked about that for awhile.

Thunder: Did he find a solution for his problem?

Davis: Well, Ken came up with the idea that since he was going to the aquarium with Madison later, he should spend the morning with Sakura.

Mew: That’s a good plan. Ken is so smart.

Davis: I know. Then Ken told him that he shouldn’t let himself get into a situation like that again. Then he left.

Thunder: Wow. That was a fun story! Do you have any others?

Davis: Well, yesterday after the show, I was sitting at Dairy Queen with Ken, Kari, and T.K. when Sakura walks up to us. She asked us if we had seen Madison. We told her we hadn’t when Madison walks in. See, we originally became friends with her right before Blackwargraymon blew up Giovanni’s gym. We had agreed to meet her at Dairy Queen. Any way, Madison walks in and yells at Sakura for “trying to steal her new friends”.

Mew: She never mentioned hanging out with T.K.

Davis: That’s because he only stayed for awhile. He and Matt had to go eat dinner at their mom’s house. Their grandparents were going to be there so they couldn’t be late. Any way, Sakura and Madison start fighting about whose fault stuff was when I told Veemon to try to separate them. He couldn’t do it as Veemon so he Digivolved. Sakura ran away because Exveemon scared her. Then we all went to the beach. Kari and Madison thought it’d be fun to “watch the sun set over the water”. They are such girls. No offense Mew.

Mew: None taken.

Mew Two: Does this story have a point?

Thunder: Wait and see! Please continue Davis.

Davis: Then, we went to Madison’s house for dinner. We lost Gatomon and Ken couldn’t find the bathroom. He had to get a map from the butler. After that, Me, Ken, and Kari decided to walk home together. When we were almost at Kari’s house (Her’s was the first we’d get to), Ken thought he had heard something in an alley. Kari was instantly against the idea of going to see what it was, so me, Ken, and Gatomon decided to go look. We found Tai hiding behind the trash cans.

Thunder: What was he doing there?

Davis: That’s what we asked him. Then he said he had accidentally tripped a dealer (as in DRUG dealer) downtown and he had been running home. He heard us and thought we were the dealer so he ran and hid.

Mew: Only 16 and Tai is already in trouble with drug dealers.

Thunder: That is so sad.

Davis: Any way, he and Kari went home. Then when we got to my house, I told ken that he should come up and call his parents and tell them he’d get a ride a little later so he wouldn’t have to walk so far. When we got up to my apartment, my sister was sitting and staring at the door. She told me that I was late and had better have a good excuse. I told her to shut up and mind her own business when my mom came in and asked the same question. I wasn’t going to tell my mom to mind her own business, so I explained what had happened to her and she told me that I should call next time and all that other mom stuff. Then she told Ken that he could have a ride when my dad got home in an hour or so. To pass the hour, me and Ken decided to stand on the balcony and see how many people we could scare by yelling stuff down at them.

Thunder: That sounds like fun!

Davis: It was. And we sacred lots of people. Then we saw T.K. walking up to my building. We began yelling down to him to ask what he was doing, and he said he was sorry to bother me at such a late hour (He’s too polite if you ask me), but he really needed to talk to me. So, me and Ken went down and T.K. told us that something terrible had happened and that- Oh no!

Mew: What?

Davis: Damn it! I was supposed to meet him! He’s going to be mad! I have to go!

Thunder: Will you tell me the rest of the story later?

Davis: Sure. Bye!

Thunder and Mew: Bye Davis!

(He runs off the stage)

Thunder: I want to know what happened now.

Mew: Me too! Damn! Who’s next?

Mew Two: Next up is-

Mew: You know what’d be fun?

Thunder: What?

Mew: If we spent the rest of the show talking bout today’s guests. We should do stuff like that every episode!

Thunder: We had 2 guests. And we’re only on page 25.

Mew Two: The only person left for you to interview is Gary and he says he has another poem for you.

Thunder: I’ll start by saying how deathly afraid of Madison I now am. Anyone who is that obsessed with Davis is very scary indeed.

Mew: If she’s this obsessed with him after knowing him for only 24 hours, what’s she going to be like a month from now?

(They both shudder)

Thunder: Lets never ask her about her personal life again.

Mew: Agreed.

Thunder: As for Davis, I like Davis. He’s a good kid.

Mew: I agree. He told us some interesting stories-

Thunder: AND he insulted girls twice!

Mew: Good for him. (sarcasm) He’s still a good kid though.

Thunder: I hope he gets his noodle cart.

(Mew stares at him)

Thunder: It’s a long story.... Well, I guess that’s all for today. Tune in tomorrow to see the Unofficial Dragonball Z Special.

Mew: It’s only a kind of special.

Thunder: Well, good night everyone.

Mew: BYE!!!

That’s it for today’s episode of TPAMS. Tune in tomorrow for the Unofficial Dragonball Z Special. The kind of special. You know, today’s episode made no sense. Madison scared everyone and Davis told to pointless and weird stories. And Thunder’s dream...

Mew: That’s enough narrator!

Sorry Mew. Good night everyone.

(Instead of being on stage, we see Thunder and Mew with Davis, Ken, Kari, Madison, Li, and T.K. at the aquarium)

Thunder: I don’t like that fish. It’s giving me weird looks.

Mew: *sigh* So what was so terrible that you had to run out of the show like that Davis?

Davis: Oh. Well, T.K. didn’t tell us what was up last night, he just said to meet him today and he’d explain everything. It turns out that it was all a joke and it was a suprise party for me.

Mew: Why? It’s not your birthday is it?

Davis: No. It was a party to thank me for all my hard work.

Mew: Are you kidding me!?

Davis: No. See, I arranged all the Digidestened gathering that we do so we can see all our fans and stuff. An example would be all of us being on your show.

Mew: Oh. They gave you a party for that?

Davis: Yeah. Planning public appearances is tough work.

Madison: Look at that fish Davis! And that one! It’s so cute! And that one! It kinda looks like you!

(Davis starts banging his head on the glass)

Mew: It’s going to get worse before it gets better.

Davis: I know.

(Madison begins dragging him around the room.)

Thunder: So Li, has Sakura replaced Madison yet?

Li: Apparently she’s having “Best Friend Try-outs” from 12 to 6 tomorrow.

Thunder: You need to try out now?

Li: She says she doesn’t want to mess up again.

Thunder: She wants to make sure this friend will do her bidding in silence?

Li: Something like that.

Thunder: That Sakura. She’s so... evil.

Li: I guess. I don’t like hanging around with her so much now that she’s so crabby and mean all the time.

Thunder: You’re ditching her now too?

Li: If she doesn’t change her attitude. She was nice until Madison left. I think Madison was the only thing keeping her normal.

Thunder: Strange.

Madison: Look Davis!

(She pulls him over.)

Davis: Ow.

Li: You don’t look so good Davis.

Davis: I didn’t know you had an identical twin, Li.

Madison: Wow! Look over there!

Davis: Help!

(She pulls him across the room)

Li: She’s gotten kind of weird herself.

Thunder: Agreed.

(Over by Mew...)

Mew: Is it just me, or do all these fish make you really hungry?

Kari: I think it’s just you.

Gatomon: I was thinking the same thing!

Ken: Well, it must be that you’re both cats. Cats like fish.

Mew: Hey! That’s right! I forgot I was a cat for a minute.

Veemon: How do you forget that?

Mew: Shut up.

Madison: Look! Isn’t that fish pretty?

(She pulls Davis over)

Davis: Which one?

Madison: That one?

Davis: They all look fuzzy and-

(He passes out)

Madison: Ahhhhh!! Davis!

(Mew sits on him and starts poking his face)

Mew: Davis! Hello!? Are you in there Davis?

(She looks up at them)

Mew: He’s out cold.

Madison: Oh no! How did that happen?

Ken: You were pulling him around a lot. I suppose if he got dizzy enough, he could pass out.

Madison: Oh no! I’m sorry Davis!

Kari: I don’t think he can hear you.

Mew: Maybe we should take him home.

Ken: But his house is really far from here. It’ll take hours to drag him there.

Kari: Hey! Joe lives near here and he’s studying to be a doctor! We could take him there!

Mew: Okay. Thunder! Li! Come over here! We have to drag Davis to Joe’s house!

(They begin dragging Davis away. It takes a half an hour, but they get him to Joe’s house. They ring the doorbell. Joe answers)

Joe: Hi guys- Oh my god! What happened to him!?

Mew: Madison was dragging him around a lot and he got dizzy and passed out.

Madison: Is there anything you can do to help him?

Joe: I think I know what’ll bring him around.

(They carry him inside and Joe places him in a chair. He runs out of the room and returns a minute later with a small, white chalk looking thing)

Joe: This should do it.

(He passes it under Davis’ nose. After a minute or so, he wakes up)

Davis: What? Where am I? What happened?

Madison: I’m sorry Davis! I didn’t mean to make you so dizzy! Will you ever forgive me!?

Davis: I guess. But I have a horrible head ache. Hi Joe.

Joe: Hello. Would you like some aspirin?

Davis: Yes please.

(Joe leaves the room again)

Mew: Are you okay Davis?

Davis: Well, I’m really nauseous and I have a terrible head ache, but other than that I’m fine.

Madison: I’m so sorry!

Davis: It’s okay.

Madison: No it’s not! I could have hurt you really bad. I was so careless. I’m so sorry Davis! Don’t hate me.

Davis: I don’t hate you. It wasn’t your fault-

Madison: Yes it was!

Davis: Ok. it was your fault. But that’s okay. You didn’t mean to make me sick.

Ken: Are you going to be okay?

Davis: I think so.

(Joe comes back into the room)

Joe: Here Davis. This should make you feel better.

Davis: Thank you.

Madison: I suppose you’ll never want to speak to me again now.

Ken: What kind of best friend would do that?

Kari: Yeah. It was just an accident.

Davis: I wouldn’t do that to you. Then you’d have lost 2 best friends in a week. That’d be terrible. I’d feel awful.

Kari: Yeah. Davis is too nice a guy to do something like that. Don’t worry about it Madison.

Madison: Okay. I’ll be more careful next time.

Mew: That’s the spirit.

Li: Is it just me, or is this the strangest thing you’ve ever seen?

Thunder: It is really weird.

Davis: Oh well. I think we should all go to Pokémon Land and ride the roller coaster!

Mew: 2 minutes ago you were nauseous and had a head ache.

Davis: That was 2 minutes ago! Lets go!

Madison: Okay! I’ll even pay for everyone to make up for this.

Mew: But-

Thunder: Mew, let it go.

Li: Yeah. You can never go wrong with a free trip to an amusement park.

T.K.: Yeah. Just lets go before something comes along and messes it up.

Mew: Okay.

(They all leave Joe’s house and head to the amusement park. Then you hear Davis and Thunder)

Davis: You know, this was a pretty good day if you think about it.

Thunder: Why?

Davis: The medicine Joe gave me was cherry flavored! I love cherry flavored stuff!

Thunder: *sigh* That’s Davis.