Thunder: Hello and welcome to episode 29 of The Pikachu and Mew Show!

Mew: 29. I didn’t think we’d ever come this far.

Thunder: Tell me about it.

Lightning: Save it for tomorrow, guys.

Thunder: Right. Any way, as the title says, this is our Hidden Camera Special. We caught all your favorite guests on a hidden camera and we’re showing it to you, and them, for the first time today!

Mew: They’re all sitting in the front row here to see what we put on tape. Fun, no?

Thunder: We’re also announcing that big suprise. It’s all happening tomorrow, but you’ll get all the details sometime in this episode!

Mew: What do you say we get started?

Thunder: Okay! Who’s tape do we want to air first?

Mew: Ours!

Lightning: Yeah! Yours is great!

Mew Two: You really want to see that? You won’t after I air it.

Giovanni: You made one too?

Thunder: Tracey did it when we first got the idea a month or so ago to learn how to operate the camera. We decided to be fair to our guests, we’d air that one too.

Michelle: I want to see it!

Blossom: Yeah! Air yours!

Thunder: Okay. Mew Two....

(The screen goes black. A second later, you see a bedroom with Mew in it. She’s brushing her fur. Thunder runs in)

Thunder: Hey! Guess what?

Mew: What?

Thunder: You’re a stupid head!

(He runs out of the room.)

Mew: Idiot.

(She continues brushing her fur. Something flies in the open door and hits her in the back of the head)

Mew: Ow!

(You hear Thunder laugh. She just shakes her head. Thunder runs into the room again)

Thunder: Mew is stupid! Mew is stupid!

Mew: What the hell are you doing, Thunder!?

Thunder: Trying to make you mad. Is it working?

(She hits him over the head with her hair brush)

Thunder: Ow!

Mew: Cut that out!

Thunder: Fine. Poopy head.

(Mew just looks at him. The screen goes black. When the screen comes back on, you hear rap music and see Lightning reading a book. Mew floats into the room)

Mew: Hi Lightning!

Lightning: Sup.

Mew: Whatcha doin’?

Lightning: Reading.

(He turns the page)

Mew: What book?

Lightning: This one.

Mew: What’s it called?

Lightning: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. (Horrible book. The ending sucked)

Mew: Fun. Can I read too?

Lightning: If you get your own book.

Mew: Fine.

(He turns the page again. Mew just floats there.)

Lightning: Did you want something?

Mew: No. Keep reading.

(He reads. She just floats there. Blossom the Charizard walks into the room)

Mew: Hi Blossom!

Blossom the Charizard: HI! I just came to ask Lightning a question.

Lightning: What?

Blossom the Charizard: Do you want to go protest with me?

(Blossom the Charizard is a strange one. She’s a vegetarian (Kind of any way. She’ll only eat grass type Pokémon (That’s why we say kind of. She says “Grass type Pokémon are just plants with brains. I can eat them and call myself a vegetarian if I want to”), fruits, milk products, and vegetables.), an extreme feminist. (Her motto is “Men are evil”.), and an environmentalist (Save the trees!). As you have probably guessed by now, she loves protesting and does it a lot.)

Lightning: What are you protesting today?

Blossom the Charizard: My friend Jynxy the Jynx wanted to join the Mr. Mime Club for Mr. Mimes for some reason, and they wouldn’t let her. They said “You aren’t a mister OR a Mr. Mime. You can’t join.”. So we’re going to protest till they let her. They’re both racist AND sexist. They must be stopped.

Lightning: Aw what the hell. This book is getting boring any way. Something about Valdemort being revived just pisses me off. I’ll finish it later.

Mew: Can I come protest too!?

Blossom the Charizard: You protest? You don’t protest things.

Mew: I can too! Watch! Thunder is a moron! Thunder is a moron! Harry Potter Sucks! Save the Whales! Ummmm...... Join or Die! Slavery is... Ummmm.... Bad! No more Child Labor!

Blossom the Charizard: Riiiight. Cute Mew. Really cute. Any way, we better get going. I get to speak about how evil they are!

(Blossom the Charizard and Lightning leave)

Mew: Awwww... She never takes me protesting. I know! I’ll go protest- Naw. That’s too much work. I’ll just go eat some cake. Then maybe I’ll go protest school or books or something.

(The screen turns black. When it comes back, you see Mew Two meditating on the floor of a bedroom. Thunder walks into the room)

Thunder: MEW TWO! SNAP OUT OF IT MEW TWO!

(He opens 1 eye)

Mew Two: What do you want?

Thunder: To ask you some questions.

(He opens his other eye.)

Mew Two: Make it quick.

Thunder: Yay!

(He sits down in the same way Mew Two is sitting. Mew Two just looks at him)

Thunder: Okay. Mew Two, how come Blossom is acting so weird lately?

Mew Two: How so?

Thunder: Well, me and her went grocery shopping with Kem yesterday, and she told Kem that she’d only eat Oddishes and Bellsprouts.

Mew Two: She’s always been a “vegetarian”.

Thunder: Then why did she always threaten to eat me?

Mew Two: She was just kidding.

Thunder: How come she’s always talking about eating Miltank hamburgers?

Mew Two: Charizards are carnivores. She instinctively wants to eat meat, but her own set of morals prevents her from doing that.

Thunder: So she does want to eat me?

Mew Two: You and the rest of us.

Thunder: But sh-she won’t.... Right?

Mew Two: As far as I know. But I’d watch myself.

Thunder: Do you eat meat Mew Two? I’ve never seen you do that.

Mew Two: I don’t.

Thunder: Why not?

Mew Two: Only lesser beasts eat the flesh of lesser beasts. I am far above that.

Thunder: You’re to good to eat meat?

Mew Two: Basically.

Thunder: What do you eat then? Do you eat Oddishes?

Mew Two: I do not eat Oddishes. I eat whatever meatless dish Kem makes for Blossom and me.

Thunder: How come Mew eats meat?

Mew Two: She grew up eating it. Why should she stop?

Thunder: I guess she shouldn’t. Ummmm... I know I had another question.... What was it?

Mew Two: You wanted to ask me why I am meditating.

Thunder: Yeah! You always sit in corners doing that.

Mew Two: Well, it allows me to focus my powers, thus making me stronger.

Thunder: Are you getting ready for a fight?

Mew Two: No. It’s just this deal with me. I can’t stand the thought of being weak. I must always be ready. That means I must always be strong.

Thunder: Oh. So it has nothing to do with any religion or anything?

Mew Two: Of course not. You know that I refuse to accept any religion. I am what you would call an atheist. I refuse to believe that there as any being higher than me.

Thunder: Not even Kem?

Mew Two: Not even Kem. I am superior to all. Kem is just a close second.

Thunder: Okay. Ummmmm...... Will you teach me how to meditate?

Mew Two: Well.... I don’t think you have the attention span for that.

Thunder: Please! I just want to try!

Mew Two: Fine. Sit just like I am.

Thunder: I already am.

Mew Two: Okay. Now close your eyes.

Thunder: Okay. Done.

Mew Two: Now clear your mind of everything.

Thunder: Okay. Done!

Mew Two: Now sit like that. Don’t think about anything. Don’t do anything. Just sit. I’ll come back to check on you in a minute.

(Mew Two teleports away. Thunder just sits there. The screen changes. It says 20 minutes later at the bottom. Mew Two returns)

Mew Two: You’re still here!? Amazing!

(He hears a noise. He goes over to Thunder and pokes him. He falls over.)

Mew Two: He fell asleep. The little rat fell asleep. *sigh*

(He begins meditating again himself. The screen goes black. A few seconds later you see Thunder, Mew, and Lightning on the TPAMS set again)

Thunder: I fell asleep? No wonder I didn’t remember anything.

Mew: That was cute! I liked ours. I remember that stuff.

Lightning: Let’s do Giovanni’s now!

Mew: Yeah!

Mew Two: Okay-

Giovanni: Lets not do that.

Mew Two: Too late. I already said “okay”.

(The screen goes black. A few moments later, you see Mew Two, Thunder, Mew, Lightning, and Giovanni siting at a table playing Go Fish.)

Mew: Do you have any 3s Giovanni?

Giovanni: Go fish.

Thunder: Do you have any 5s Giovanni?

Giovanni: Well, I guess you can have this one.

Mew Two: I think this game is lowering my intelligence.

Giovanni: That’s not true and you know it.

Mew Two: But I feel dumber than I was before. I could be nearing average intelligence! That’s my worst nightmare!

(You hear a phone ring)

Mew: I’ll get it!

Thunder: But you don’t live here.

Giovanni: She’s already there, Thunder.

Mew: Hello? Hi! I’m Mew! What’s your name? Yes. I asked you what your name was. You can’t talk to him till you tell me your name! I need to tell him who’s calling now don’t I!? Okay then! Who are you? Tom? Why do you want to talk to him? WHY!? TELL ME WHY NOW! Why didn’t he call himself? Tell him to wake up. I tell my dad to wake up all the time. I’m like “DADDY WAKE UP NOW!” and he wakes up. I AM NOT RUDE! I don’t like you! I’m hanging up now!

(She hangs up the phone and walks back to the table.)

Mew: He was a jerk!

Giovanni: And who was that jerk?

Mew: Your stupid nephew or something like that. He sounded like he was like 10 and he had the nerve to tell me that I’m rude! Apparently he wasn’t taught to respect his elders. You ought to trade him in for a nephew that’s as nice as you are.

Giovanni: I’m afraid I don’t have the power to do that Mew.

Mew: Can’t you have him eliminated?

Giovanni: I could, but I don’t think my brother would like that very much.

Lightning: What if I had him eliminated?

Giovanni: Nope.

Mew: Grrrr.... Humph. If he ever talks to me like that again I’ll show him rude.

Giovanni: Does violence ever solve anything Mew?

Mew: It makes me feel better. For the time being any way.

(Giovanni shakes his head. Thunder and Lightning Laugh. Mew Two just sits there looking at his hand (of cards))

Mew Two: Okay! I’ve got it! Do you have any 7s Lightning?

(The screen goes black. A moment later, you see the set of the Beach Party Special. Mew and Giovanni are sitting there)

Mew: Hmmmm... I think I should have gotten your brother for real. I want to know what your childhood was really like.

Giovanni: I really did do all that stuff I said.

Mew: You didn’t! You aren’t evil enough for that.

Giovanni: I wasn’t being evil. I was having fun.

Mew: Oh. Did you have any pets when you were little?

Giovanni: Sure. I had a cat and 4 gold fish.

Mew: Do you remember their names?

Giovanni: Of course! My cat’s name was Muffin. He liked to eat muffins, you see.

Mew: Okay.

Giovanni: And my fish were Goldy, Oranges, Peaches, and Grapefruit.

Mew: Fun! What happened to them?

Giovanni: My little brother and sister fed them to Muffin when I was at school. I was ready to kill them.

Mew: I would have been too. What did you do to Muffin?

Giovanni: Nothing. He just ate them because they were fish and they were in his reach. My idiot siblings were to blame.

Mew: What happened to Muffin?

Giovanni: I was forced to go on a family vacation, and I brought him along. I let him run around on the beach. He smelled some fish in the water and went in after them and then.... A shark ate him!

Mew: Sad!

Giovanni: I know. I was so sad. He was my only friend after my fish died, and then a shark ate him. Then to make me feel better, my mom hired a team of divers to catch the shark and kill it. Then she had it preserved and stuffed and it’s hanging on the wall in her living room.

Mew: It ate your cat so you stuffed it?

Giovanni: Yeah. I had to get my revenge. I used to sit and throw things at it. It’s a big shark too.

Mew: Sad... Was Muffin your last pet?

Giovanni: No. Then I got another cat. His name was Muffin 2.

Mew: That’s sad.

Giovanni: Yeah. But he looked just like Muffin.

Mew: What happened to him?

Giovanni: Well, a few months after I got him, my uncle got me a puppy. He said I was weird for not having one. He used to say that all little boys needed dogs. I hated dogs, so I tended to ignore it.

Mew: What was the puppy’s name?

Giovanni: I named him Satan.

Mew: Satan?

Giovanni: Yes. I hated him. He always laid on my pillow, tried to steal the food off my plate, and chewed up all my toys. Apparently his weren’t good enough. Any way, Mufifn 2 and Satan didn’t get along very well. I think Satan was jealous that Muffin 2 got more attention. I’ve always been a cat person.

Mew: That’s cause cats rule!

Giovanni: Right. So, one say while I was at school, Satan somehow trapped Muffin 2 in a closet. Don’t ask me how, he just did. So the next day, I kicked the dog out of my room, kept Muffin 2 in the room, and shut the door. I did that for a year or so after that and everything went ok, but one day, I forgot to close the door, and when I came home, Muffin 2 was dead. He didn’t have any teeth marks on him, so we think that Satan scared him to death.

Mew: What happened to Satan?

Giovanni: He got hit by a Semi.

Mew: Did you have any other pets?

Giovanni: That was the last dog I ever had. I just got a bunch of cats after that. 3 I believe.

Mew: They weren’t named Muffin 3, Muffin 4, and Muffin 5 were they?

Giovanni: No. First was Cookies. She was great. She used to beat up dogs. Then she picked a fight with a German Shepherd and it killed her. Then there was Furball. He had big, puffy hair. All he did was sleep and eat. He died of a heart attack. And then there was Patches. He was a nice cat too. He liked going for walks. Now that I think about it, he was a strange one. He did all kinds of weird things. Then he just disappeared one day. We don’t know what happened to him.

Mew: Was he your last pet?

Giovanni: Until I got my Persian.

Mew: You just couldn’t keep a pet, could you?

Giovanni: No. They all died in really bizarre ways. Eaten by a shark, hit by a truck... I’m suprised none of them committed suicide.

Mew: Me too. Oh well.

Giovanni: Did you ever have any pets?

Mew: I had a pet fly once. I named him Buzz. He was so cool! But then my mom accidentally swatted him. He was the only pet I ever had.

Giovanni: Do you want a pet?

Mew: Naw. They’re too much work. No wait! I had a pet rock once too! My sister threw him into the ocean when she got mad at me though.

Giovanni: It looks like I’m not the only one who can’t keep a pet.

Mew: Yeah. Hey! Do you want to help me find a new pet rock?

Giovanni: *sigh* No thanks.

Mew: Okay. Suit yourself!

(She teleports away. Giovanni just shakes his head. The screen goes black. You see Mew and everyone on the TPAMS set. She’s holding up a rock.)

Mew: This is Steve! He’s my pet rock!

Giovanni: I never agreed to you airing that.

Mew: Tough. Lets do Davis and Ken’s now!

Mew Two: Okay.

(The screen goes black. A few seconds later, you see Thunder, Davis, and Ken sitting on the grass in a park. They’re playing the Harry Potter card game)

Ken: You can’t use that spell, Thunder.

Thunder: Why not? Davis used it.

Davis: That’s why you can’t. Mine hasn’t worn off yet.

Thunder: GRRRR!

(He throws his cards on the grass)

Thunder: THIS GAME IS STUPID!

Ken: Tell me about it.

Davis: What do you guys have against Harry Potter!? Harry Potter stuff rules!

Thunder: Then you can play by yourself. Give me Pokémon cards any old day.

(He pulls out a box of Pokémon cards)

Thunder: Do you want to play Ken?

Ken: Okay.

(Thunder deals out the Pokémon cards. He and Ken begin to play. Davis picks up his Harry Potter cards and walks over to them)

Davis: You said this game is stupid, look at that one.

Thunder: You’re just mad because you couldn’t play the Pokémon TCG to save your life.

Davis: I could too!

Ken: (Handing Davis his cards) Prove it.

(Thunder and Davis begin playing cards. The screen goes black. A moment later, the screen comes back in and “2 hours later” appears on the bottom of the screen)

Davis: HA! HA HA HA! I beat you mister Pokémon TCG master!

Thunder: You just got lucky!

Davis: No! You just suck! And so do your damn Pokémon cards!

Thunder: To hell with you and your Harry Fricking Potter cards!

Davis: GRRR!

Thunder: GRRRR!

(They turn their backs to each other)

Ken: *Sigh* It looks like I have to fix this again. I told them that trading card games were a bad idea.

(The screen goes black. A moment later, you see a new scene. Davis and Ken are sitting in Ken’s room. Ken is on the computer and Davis is laying on the floor reading a magazine)

Davis: You know what Ken?

Ken: What?

Davis: People are dumb.

Ken: What makes you say that?

Davis: Well, this magazine says that by the year 2010, people will have spent over 5 billion dollars on psychic friends like Miss Cleo.

Ken: Some people believe in that stuff.

Davis: Only morons.

Ken: Oh? Did you know that Yolei calls Miss Cleo once a week?

Davis: She’s a moron.

Ken: So does Kari.

Davis: She doesn’t.

Ken: She does too.

Davis: Hmmmm... Have you ever wondered what it’s like to call a psychic friend?

Ken: Not really.

Davis: Let’s call one!

Ken: No! My parents will kill me!

Davis: Fine. We’ll use my mom’s cell phone.

Ken: I specifically remember her saying that was only for emergencies.

Davis: This is an emergency! I’m dying to know what Miss Cleo says about me!

Ken: She’s to expensive. Let me find a cheaper one.

Davis: How are you going to do that?

Ken: I’ll run a search for one.

(He types in “Psychic Friends” on a search online)

Ken: Here’s one! Madame Clefairy. She’s only 50 cents a minute.

Davis: Okay. Let me see that number.

(He takes a cell phone out of his backpack and dials the number on the computer screen. )

Ken: Plug the phone in to this speaker so I can listen too.

(Davis plugs in the phone)

Recording: Hello. You have reached Madame Clefairy’s Psychic Network. If you would like to hear your horoscope, press 1 now. If you would like to have your fortune told, press 2 now.

(Davis pushes a number)

Recording: You have selected 2. Please say your name now.

Davis: Ken Ichijoji.

Ken: Hey!?

Recording: Ken Ichijoji Hey, thank you for calling Madame Clefairy’s Psychic Network. Madame Clefairy will be with you in a moment. In the mean time. Please hold.

(Ken and Davis laugh. They are on hold for like 5 minutes. Then someone answers)

*Mme. is the abbreviation of Madame*

Mme. Clefairy: Hello? Is this Ken Ichijoji Hey? Ken?

Davis: Yes. That’s me.

Mme. Clefairy: Hello Ken. I am sensing that you are well today.

Davis: I am. How are you Madame Clefairy?

Mme. Clefairy: I’m fine. Thank you so much for asking. You would like me to tell your fortune, no?

Davis: That’s right.

Mme. Clefairy: Okay Ken, I am seeing many mysterious things in your future.

Davis: Really?

Mme. Clefairy: Yes.

Davis: What kind of mysterious things?

Mme. Clefairy: I see that you and a friend will find a mysterious bag.

Davis: What’s in it?

Mme. Clefairy: I’m seeing $5 and a bag of candy. Snickers I see. Yes. Snickers.

Davis: Ooooh! What else?

Mme. Clefairy: Do you have a friend named Davis, Ken?

Davis: Yes. He’s very smart and all the girls love him.

(Ken laughs. Davis throws a pillow at him)

Mme. Clefairy: I’m seeing this boy, Davis, getting into trouble.

Ken: Me too.

(Davis kicks him)

Davis: What kind of trouble?

Mme. Clefairy: Someone is trying to kill him.... I see an older kid... His name is Pat or possibly Matt. I often mix those names up.

Davis: Why does this older kid want to kill him?

Mme. Clefairy: That’s a little fuzzy, but I think it has something to do with a video game. Yes. A video game.

Davis: What does this have to do with me?

Mme. Clefairy: You, Ken, will convince the older boy to let your pathetic friend live.

Davis: I- I mean- HE IS NOT PATHETIC!

Mme. Clefairy: It’s okay Ken. I mean that in only the best way. I also see a suprise in your future.

Davis: Oooh! A suprise? What kind of suprise.

Mme. Clefairy: A very big suprise involving a talk show. I see a Pikachu and a Mew hosting this show. The suprise is *Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* *Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

Davis: Cool! That sounds like the big special Thunder and Mew told us about where *Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

Ken: Yeah. And *Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

(All that was censored because it’s not time for the suprise yet. And besides, beeps are funny)

Davis: Really!? I didn’t know that.

Mme. Clefairy: I sense you are with someone Ken. Your friend Davis perhaps?

Davis: Yes.

Mme. Clefairy: Would you like me to say his fortune also?

Davis: Is it good or bad?

Mme. Clefairy: A little from column A, a little from column B.

Davis: Can you answer some questions about his future?

Mme. Clefairy: Okay.

Davis: Will he get the noodle cart he wants so much?

Mme. Clefairy: Yes.

Davis: And will it be successful?

Mme. Clefairy: Yes.

Davis: And will he marry Kari?

Mme. Clefairy: No. I’m seeing another girl. Her name is... Madison I believe.

Davis: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(He runs out of the room.)

Mme. Clefairy: Hello? Ken?

(Ken picks up the phone)

Ken: Ummmmm.... Ken had to go. He had a call on his other line.

Mme. Clefairy: Okay. Tell him thanks for calling. Madame Clefairy bids you both a good day.

Ken: Uhhhhh... Yeah. Bye.

(Davis walks back into the room. he has a rope around his neck. He stands on Ken’s computer chair and ties one end of the rope to the upper loft of Ken’s bed. Then he takes the cell phone from Ken. He starts dialing)

Ken: What are you doing!?

Davis: I’m calling Miss Cleo for a second opinion. If she says the same thing, I’m going to hang myself.

Ken: Don’t joke like that Davis. You know this stuff is all fake.

Davis: I’m serious. And she was right about lots of things.

Miss Cleo: Hello friend! I am Miss Cleo!

Davis: Hi Miss Cleo. I have to ask you a very important question.

Miss Cleo: Go ahead!

Davis: Okay. My name is Davis. Do you happen to know who I am going to marry?

Miss Cleo: Davis! You’re only 12! You don’t need to worry about that now!

Davis: YES I DO!

Miss Cleo: Fine! Since you called me now for your free reading, I’ll tell you. You are going to marry a girl by the name of..... Hold on for a second. Stage Manager Ron! What’s the capital of Wisconsin?

Davis: NOOOOOOOO! Wait. The capital of Wisconsin is Madison, isn’t it?

Ken: It is-

Davis: That’s what I though. NOOOOOOOOOOO!

(He tries to kick the chair down but Ken won’t let him. Then he cuts the rope. Davis starts throwing a tantrum.)

Davis: It’s not fair! Why do things like this always happen to me!?

Ken: Maybe you’ll get a divorce.

Davis: Hey! That’s an idea! Miss Cleo?

Miss Cleo: Yes Davis?

Davis: That marriage ends up failing, doesn’t it?

Miss Cleo: Maybe, maybe not. You’ll have to pay $2.95 a minute to find that out. Your free reading is over riiiiight-

(Davis hangs up the phone)

Davis: I’m going to go talk to Mew Two about taking me to the past and making me never meet Madison. Do you want to come?

Ken: Naw.

(The screen goes black. You see everyone on the TPAMS set again)

Mew: WHY DIDN’T YOU CALL ME!? I’m far more accurate then they are.

Ken: You also charge $4 a minute.

Mew: And....

Lightning: I want to know why Miss Cleo’s second opinion sounded like her commercial. “Call me now for your free reading!”.

Mew: It did!

Thunder: How about we air Goku and Vegeta’s now?

Mew: Fine.

Mew Two: Okay. Here it is.

(The screen goes black. A moment later, you see Goku and Vegeta sitting in plastic yard chairs next to a grill.)

Vegeta: You had better check those burgers Goku.

Goku: They aren’t ready yet, Vegeta. Be patient.

Vegeta: If you burn them again, Chi Chi will be mad.

Goku: When isn’t she?

Vegeta: That’s a good point, but they’ve been in there for awhile now, they must be ready.

Goku: Fine.

(He opens the grill. Sure enough, the burgers needed to be flipped)

Vegeta: I told you so.

Goku: Why don’t you grill them then?

Vegeta: I don’t barbecue.

Goku: Well you seem to enjoy telling me how to do it.

Vegeta: Telling you how to grill things and actually grilling things are 2 completely different things.

Goku: Then be quiet.

Vegeta: Fine. But when you burn them and your wife gets mad at you don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Goku: I won’t.

(They sit there for awhile. Then Mew Two walks out into the yard.)

Mew Two: Hello.

Goku: Hi Mew Two. Why are you so early? And where are Thunder and Mew?

Mew Two: I came early because I was bored. Thunder and Mew will be here shortly. They’re making a salad.

Vegeta: Oh. That’s nice.

Goku: You know. I just thought of something. How come Iron Chef Italian’s picture isn’t with the pictures of Iron Chefs French, Chinese, and Japanese?

Mew Two: I believe that is because Iron Chef Italian was added later and they could only put the picture where they had room.

Goku: I could be an Iron Chef. I could be Iron Chef.... Ummmmmm.... Goku!

(Mew Two and Vegeta shake their heads.)

Vegeta: You have to specialize in a certain type of cooking, Goku.

Goku: Like barbecue? Could I be Iron Chef barbecue?

Mew Two: No Goku.

Goku: Could I be Iron Chef Breakfast Foods?

Vegeta: No Goku.

Goku: I got it! Iron Chef Pop Tarts!

(Mew Two and Vegeta do the Anime thing where they fall over and have the big sweat drops on their heads. Goku just smiles)

Goku: Yeah! I’ll do that!

Mew Two and Vegeta: *Sigh*

(The screen goes black. A moment later, you see Goku, Vegeta, and Gohan at the mall. Actually, they’re in a shoe store that’s in the mall)

Goku: Okay. We can’t go home until we get you some new shoes. Okay Gohan?

Gohan: That’s fine dad. I want those ones.

(He points at some Nikes on the top shelf)

Vegeta: I bet those are ridiculously over priced.

Gohan: But they’re cool!

Goku: Well son, If you want those ones, you will have those ones. But the boxes are up so high. How can we get one without using any powers?

Vegeta: You could get one of the over paid high school students that work here to help you.

Goku: They all look so busy. I know! I’ll climb the shelves!

Gohan: I don’t think that’s a very good idea dad.

Goku: Nonsense. It will only take a second.

(He starts climbing up the shelf. Gohan walks away. Vegeta just shakes his head. A sales person walks up to him)

Sales person: Ummmmm.... Do you know that guy?

Vegeta: Sadly. He’s supposedly my best friend.

Sales person: What is he doing?

Vegeta: Getting some shoes. He didn’t want to bother you.

Goku: CATCH VEGETA!

(A shoe box falls from above him. Vegeta catches it.)

Sales person: Ummmm.... Yeah....

(The sales person walks away.)

Goku: LOOK OUT BELOW!

(Goku falls and lands perfectly right next to Vegeta.)

Goku: Okay! Where’s Gohan?

Vegeta: I believe he’s pretending that he doesn’t know you. Those ungrateful teenagers.

Goku: Yeah... Lets go buy these now.

(The screen goes black. This time you see Vegeta reading a book. Goku walks into the room)

Goku: HI VEGETA!

Vegeta: What do you want?

Goku: Do you like golf Vegeta?

Vegeta: No.

Goku: Great! Lets go play!

(Goku drags Vegeta out of the chair and out the door. The screen goes black. A moment later, it comes back on and you see Goku and Vegeta at a golf course. Goku has a funny looking golf outfit on. Vegeta is wearing one of the funny hats with the poof ball on top. He looks mad.)

Goku: Okay Vegeta! You can go first!

Vegeta: Hurray (sarcasm).

(He sets up his ball and hits it. It lands on the green)

Goku: Wow Vegeta! You’re good at this! Now it’s my turn!

(He sets up his ball and hits it. It lands on the green a few feet from Vegeta’s)

Vegeta: Wow. You rule (sarcasm).

Goku: Okay! Now we go to the green!

(The screen goes black. When it comes in again it says “18th Hole” at the bottom.)

Goku: Okay Vegeta, if you make a hole in one, you’ll beat me. Good luck!

Vegeta: Riiiight.

(He sets up his ball and hits it. It lands on the green, but it keeps rolling. It rolls and rolls and rolls until it hits the hole. It rolls along the outside. It goes around 5 times before it falls in.)

Goku: Yay Vegeta! You did it!

Vegeta: Oh yes. I am the new PGA champion (sarcasm).

Goku: Yay! Lets play again!

(The screen goes black. You see the TPAMS set again)

Lightning: That was great. I liked the shoe store one.

Mew: I liked the golf one.

Thunder: I liked the barbecue one.

Mew Two: Which one should I air next?

Mew: Tai and Matt!

Mew Two: Okay.

(The screen goes black. You see Tai and Matt in a laboratory.)

Tai: Okay Matt. What do we mix with this red stuff?

Matt: The green stuff I think... But I’m not really sure. Lets ask Izzy. Hey Izzy!

Izzy: (walking over) What do you need?

Tai: What do you put into this red stuff?

Izzy: The green liquid.

Matt: Are you sure?

Izzy: Yeah. Me and Sora are already finished and that’s what we did.

Tai: Okay. Thanks.

Izzy: Of course.

(He walks away)

Matt: Okay. How much do you think we put in?

Tai: Ummmmm.... Just keep pouring till something happens.

Matt: Okay.

(He begins pouring the green liquid into the red liquid. He stops when the mixed chemicals begin fizzing. Then, it explodes. Tai and Matt are covered with a purple goo.)

Matt: You think I added to much?

Tai: Yeah.

(The teacher runs over)

Teacher: What happened!?

Tai: We added to much of that to that.

Matt: Sorry. We’ll clean it up right away.

Teacher: Go clean yourselves up first.

Tai: Okay... But does this mean we fail?

Teacher: GO!

Matt and Tai: Okay.

(The screen goes black. When it comes back on, you see Tai, Matt, and Izzy in gym class)

Teacher: Okay. I want you to get into groups and practice throwing the football.

Tai: Okay. We can be a group guys.

Matt: Okay. Come on Izzy.

Izzy: Okay, but let me warn you, I’m not very good at sports.

Tai: That’s okay! You don’t have to be good at sports to throw a football.

(Matt throws the football to Tai. He catches it and throws it to Izzy. It hits him in the head)

Tai: I’m sorry Izzy! Are you okay?

Izzy: Yeah. Wait... Yeah.

(He picks up the ball. He throws it towards Matt. It lands 3 feet in front of him.)

Matt: Ummmm..... That was great Izzy.

(He picks up the ball and throws it to Tai. Tai catches it. He gently tosses the ball to Izzy. It hits him in the arm)

Tai: Sorry!

Izzy: That’s okay. It hardly hurt at all.

(Izzy picks up the ball and throws it at Matt. It lands in front of him)

Teacher: Okay! Now I want you to practice punting the football.

(Tai and Matt look at each other)

Tai: Ummmm.... Izzy, when you punt the ball, go stand over there.

Matt: WAY over there.

Izzy: Why?

Tai: To be honest with you Izzy, we’re afraid you’ll hurt us, or someone else.

Izzy: Okay.

(Izzy takes the ball and walks 25 feet away from the rest of the class. Tai and Matt watch him punt the ball. It goes straight.)

Tai: Wow. He did great.

Matt: Yeah. Maybe we can let him kick it over here. As long as it goes where it’s supposed to, he won’t hurt any one.

Tai: Right. HEY IZZY! COME HERE!

(He runs over to them)

Izzy: Yeah?

Matt: Kick it form right here this time. Tai will stand over there and pick it up for you.

Izzy: Okay.

(He punts the ball. It curves right and hits the teacher)

Izzy: Oops...

(The screen goes black. When it comes back on, you see Tai, Matt, T.K., and Kari sitting at a picnic table in the park)

Kari: Why were you 2 so late getting here today?

Tai: Well, first he had to clean up the lab after our chemistry experiment blew up. Then we had to redo the experiment.

Matt: And then we had to pick up the trash under the bleachers since Izzy accidentally hit the gym teacher with a football

T.K.: It sounds like you had a rough day.

Tai: You don’t have to tell me that.

Matt: Tomorrow will probably be worse though.

Kari: Why?

Matt: We’re playing baseball in gym tomorrow.

T.K.: What’s so bad about that?

Tai: Izzy and bats don’t go together well. Our gym teacher still has scars from last year.

Matt: He’ll probably make us clean the locker room again.

Tai: Gross! Maybe we should make someone else work with Izzy.

Matt: But that would hurt his feelings.

Tai: I guess your right.

Kari: It won’t be so bad Tai. You don’t have to take gym next year.

T.K.: Yeah. You have to be more positive about it.

Matt: You wouldn’t be saying that if YOU had to clean under the bleachers. I swear something bit me.

Tai: And the boys locker room... I still have nightmares about that....

Kari: Why are you punished for Izzy’s mistake?

Matt: He believes in punishing the entire group rather than just the individual.

Tai: Supposedly we learn better that way.

(The screen goes black. When it comes back on, you see the TPAMS set)

Mew: Funny! Boys are gross!

Tai: You think I’m kidding but I’m not. It was awful!

Mew Two: Your gym teacher is a jerk.

Matt: You don’t need to tell us that.

Thunder: Let’s do Sailor Neptune’s next.

Mew Two: As you wish.

(The screen goes black. When it comes on again, you see Michelle and Lightning at “The Club”)

Michelle: Where is he!?

Lightning: Who are you waiting for?

Michelle: Tenchi. I’m going to kill him when he gets here.

Lightning: Why?

Michelle: He’s a brat.

Lightning: Then why do you hang out with him so much?

Michelle: I hardly ever hang out with him.

Lightning: You hang out with him every fricken day. It’s always the same: Tenchi this, Tenchi that. Riyoko and Aiyaka are ready to kill you.

Michelle: I already told you all, he’s just my friend. Just because we happen to hang out kind of a lot doesn’t mean anything.

Lightning: What’s wrong with Tenchi?

Michelle: Nothing. I never said there was anything wrong with him.

Lightning: Well, you talk about him like he has cooties or something.

Michelle: How do you figure?

Lightning: You act like there’s something wrong with having a crush on him, which you do.

Michelle: I do not!

Lightning: SEE! I told you.

Michelle: That doesn’t prove anything.

Lightning: It does too.

Michelle: No it doesn’t. I don’t have a crush on Tenchi and Riyoko and Aiyaka can have him.

Lightning: That’s what you say now, but if he went out with one of them, you’d get all crabby and mean and then you’d probably blame it on PMS.

Michelle: Shut up! That is not true and you know it.

Lightning: Riiiight.

(Tenchi walks over to them)

Tenchi: Hi Lightning. Hi Michelle.

Lightning: Hi Tenchi.

Michelle: Where have you been?

Tenchi: Well, I went to see a movie with Aiyaka and it ran a little late. I’m sorry.

Michelle: That’s okay. I guess you can’t be blamed for that.

Lightning: Yes. Tenchi is so wonderful and can do no wrong.(sarcasm)

(Michelle hits him)

Tenchi: Uhhhhh... Yeah....

Michelle: He’s just being stupid.

Lightning: I’m just saying what you’re thinking.

Michelle: Shut up!

Lightning: If it’s not true, and Tenchi doesn’t have cooties, then why does it bother you?

Tenchi: Cooties?

Michelle: Weren’t you leaving Lightning?

Lightning: No. I want an answer to my question.

Michelle: YOU bother me. Go away.

Lightning: Fine. (running away) She likes you!

(Michelle throws an ice cube at him, but misses)

Tenchi: I missed something didn’t I?

Michelle: Of course not, Tenchi.

(The screen goes black. A moment later, you see Lightning, Tenchi, and Brick sitting at a table in Michelle’s house)

Brick: Why are you here again Lightning? I thought Michelle was mad at you.

Lightning: Tenchi invited me.

Tenchi: Yeah. He told me he had a secret to tell me. What is it by the way?

Lightning: We like you brick, but it’s a secret, so you have to go away now.

Brick: What ever. I’m supposed to go help Blossom make a volcano for school any way. Bye.

Lightning and Tenchi: BYE!

(He leaves)

Tenchi: Okay. Secret now!

Lightning: Well, I just had to tell you that-

(Michelle walks into the room)

Lightning: Never mind. I’ll tell you later.

Michelle: Tell him what Lightning?

Lightning: Nothing that concerns you.

Michelle: Fine. What are you doing here any way?

Lightning: Tenchi invited me.

Michelle: What ever.

Tenchi: What did you want me for any way?

Lightning: She probably- OW!

(Michelle stepped on his tail.)

Lightning: That’s just wrong! And it hurt!

Michelle: That’s what you get for being a jerk.

Lightning: I’m a jerk!? Look at yourself! You’re getting mad at me because I pointed out something that everyone with half a brain picked up on!

Michelle: That’s a product of your twisted mind and you know it!

Lightning: It is not! If you want to be a jerk and treat poor Tenchi like he has cooties then by all means go ahead! I won’t say another thing about how you like him and have a shrine to him in your hall closet!

(He crosses his arms and looks up towards the ceiling. Michelle glares at him. Tenchi gives them both a confused look.)

Tenchi: Ummmmmm..... I have to go home now...

Michelle: He was just kidding Tenchi. Don’t listen to him.

Lightning: Riiight. A likely story. I have to go to a TPAMS board meeting. BYE NOW!

(He leaves. Michelle and Tenchi both look very confused. The screen then goes black. After a few minutes, it comes back on. You see Michelle, Brick, Blossom, Darien, and Mew at the beach)

Mew: I like the beach!

Blossom: Yeah!

Brick: I think I’m getting a sun burn.

Michelle: Go into the water then. It will cool of your skin and it won’t hurt so much.

Mew: OR you could stay out here and burn more.

Brick: I think I’ll go into the water now.

Blossom: I’ll race you!

Brick: Bring it!

(They fly off to the water)

Michelle: Is Lightning still being a jerk, Mew?

Mew: He says you’re the jerk.

Michelle: He needs to mind his own business!

Darien: Did I miss something?

Mew: She and Lightning got into a fight.

Darien: Why?

Mew: Lightning told Tenchi that she had a crush on him and had a shrine to him in her hall closet.

Michelle: I DO NOT!

Darien: Well, when you fight it like that of course he’s going to give you a hard time about it.

Mew: That’s what I was thinking.

Michelle: WELL YOU’RE BOTH WRONG!

(Everyone on the beach looks at her.)

Michelle: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?

(They all look away)

Mew: (to Darien) Maybe we should pick a new discussion topic.

Darien: (to Mew) Agreed. Ummmmmm.... Michelle, look at that dog over there. It’s ummmm... Cute.

Mew: Yeah! Awwww.... It’s- pooping. How nice.

Michelle: You agree with him don’t you!?

Darien: The dog?

Michelle: No! Lightning!

Mew: Uhhhhhh....... Of course not....

Darien: Yeah.... I’m going to get some soda!

Mew: Not without me you don’t!

Michelle: BOTH OF YOU SIT NOW!

(They both sit down)

Michelle: If you agree with him, it’s totally fine. I just want you to be honest with me.

Darien: Gosh Michelle. Let it go. Lightning was just trying to embarrass you.

Mew: Yeah. If you DON’T like Tenchi, there’s no reason to continue this conversation.

Michelle: Fine!

(She sits and glares at the water. Mew and Darien slowly back away)

Michelle: I know you aren’t trying to escape.

(They sit down and begin filling buckets with sand)

Darien: We weren’t trying to escape. The sand is just better over here.

Mew: Yeah. Our castle will look better here.

Darien: (whispering to Mew) Teleport away! Get help.

Mew: (whispering back) Okay. I’ll go when she gets distracted.

Michelle: STOP WHISPERING!

Mew: Okay!

Darien: Ummm... Yeah.

(The screen goes black. You see the TPAMS set again)

Mew: I’m still traumatized by that.

Michelle: Hey! We never settled that!

Lightning: You want to start this up again because I will keep it going!

Michelle: Yeah I do!

Mew Two: Oh great... Here’s Madison’s tape.

(The screen goes black. When it comes on again, you see Madison, Davis, Kari, and Ken at Dairy Queen)

Ken: I don’t really like ice cream.

Madison: Then why did you come to Dairy Queen?

Ken: All of you were going and I didn’t want to have to hang out with Cody. Gosh I hate that kid.

Davis: Yeah. Sure. Don’t we all.

Kari: I like Cody.

Madison: Why? He has icky hair.

Ken: Do I have icky hair?

Madison: No! You have really nice hair. I wish my hair was as nice as yours.

Kari: I like your hair Madison. It’s all nice and long.

Madison: Yeah, but it’s really fuzzy.

Kari: Davis has fuzzy hair.

Davis: It’s not fuzzy! I prefer the term, poofy.

Madison and Kari: *sigh*

Davis: Yeah I know. I’m that wonderful.

Ken: I think that was a Davis is an idiot sigh.

Davis: Shut up Ken.

Ken: Fine.

Madison: Hey! I have an idea! We should all go back to my house and watch TV after we’re done here!

Kari: I thought we were going to the aquarium again.

Davis: NOOOOOOOOOO!!

(He dives under the table)

Ken: No. We were going to the zoo. Madison said she wanted to see the aquarium there.

Kari: Oh.

(Davis gets up)

Davis: Look! I found a quarter!

Ken, Kari, and Madison: *sigh*

Madison: That’s our Davis.

(The screen goes black. When it comes on again, you see Madison and Li sitting in front of their school. They are talking about something. Then, Sakura and Meilin walk up to them)

Madison: Well, well, well. If it isn’t miss controlling witch and her new lackey.

Sakura: We aren’t here to talk to you princess- ummmmmmm- yeah. Any way, we wanted to speak to Li.

Madison: Suppose he doesn’t want to talk to you.

Meilin: Suppose we don’t care. Step aside witch.

(She pushes Madison off the bench and sits down next to Li.)

Li: What do you want?

Sakura: Well, I’m having a party and I’m inviting MY FRIENDS. Since you are MY FRIEND, you are invited. Are you going to come?

Li: When is it?

Sakura: Friday night at seven.

Madison: He’s not going to your lame party because he’s coming to mine that’s at the same time!

Sakura: He is not! He’s coming to mine!

Madison: NO!

Sakura: YES!

Li: Sorry, but Davis and I are spending the night at Ken’s house on Friday. We’re going to make prank phone calls to Miss Cleo!

Madison: Good. At least you won’t be at her crummy party.

Sakura: At least he won’t be at yours.

Madison: That’s because he, Ken, and Davis are coming to my house on Saturday.

(She sticks her tongue out at Sakura)

Sakura: You suck. Come on Meilin.

(They walk away)

Li: I don’t remember you planning a party for Friday.

Madison: I wasn’t. I just didn’t want you to go to hers.

Li: Like I would even if I had been free. Actually, I’m not going to Ken’s house till nine, but I don’t want to hang out with her. She’ll probably make me clean something.

Madison: Yeah. She’s a jerk like that.

(They both laugh for some reason. Then Sakura and Meilin come back.)

Madison: What do you want now!?

Meilin: None of your business! We’re here to talk to Li again.

Li: Okay. What do you want now?

Sakura: On Sunday, me and Meilin are going to “The Club”. We were wondering if you wanted to come.

Li: Sunday? Oh no. I’m sorry, but I am going to see a movie with some friends that day.

Meilin: Which friends?

Li: Davis and Ken and Kari and Jim and someone else..... Oh yeah! Madison.

Sakura: Why do you hang around with her so much!?

Meilin: Yeah! Do you like her or something!?

Li: No. She just asked me to come see a movie before you invited me to “The Club”. I’m sorry. We’ll have to do something some other time.

Sakura: When are you not hanging out with the wicked witch of the west over there?

Li: Ummmmm.... I dunno. I’ll have to get back to you on that...

Meilin: Okay!

Sakura: You do that. We’re going to class now. Come on Meilin.

(They walk away again)

Madison: We’re going to see a movie are we?

Li: Apparently.

Madison: Okay... But you’re buying!

(She runs off)

Li: HEY!? That’s not fair! I paid last time!

(He chases after her. The screen goes black. You see the TPAMS crowd again)

Mew: Typical teenager. Always picking b**** fights with people.

Madison: She started it.

Mew Two: How do you figure? You insulted her before she insulted you.

Madison: She came near me. That’s starting stuff if you ask me.

Thunder: *sigh* Well, that’s it for the videos for today. All that remains now is the big suprise. But before that, we’ll all say which video we, liked best! I’ll go first! I liked the Ken and Davis one with the psychic friends!

Mew: I liked the Goku and Vegeta Iron Chef one.

Mew Two: I liked the Tai and Matt at school one. Especially the gym class part.

Lightning: Me? I liked the Giovanni’s Pets one.

Mew: That was a funny one.

Giovanni: I’m so happy you take pleasure in the deaths of my cats. (sarcasm) You’re evil.

Thunder: SHHHH! Any way, now to the super big super suprise!

Mew: It’s our 30th Episode Super Special!

Lightning: This special is going to blow all the others out. If you liked the other specials, you’ll like this one too!

(Everyone looks at him)

Lightning: What?

Mew Two: *sigh* Any way, this special will have ”loads” of guests and lots of fun happenings.

Thunder: We’ll be airing live from Indigo Stadium and we’ll be packing it up to the fire code with all the fans we can, so I’d get tickets NOW if I were you.

Mew: Some of our guests include Giovanni,-

Giovanni: One of these days I’m not going to show up.

Mew: SHHHHH! Giovanni, Lawrence the Third, most of the Sailor Moon cast, Tenchi, a whole bunch of Dragonball Z people (including Zarbon! Yay!), The Digidestened of Seasons 1 and 2, Blackwargraymon, The Digimon Tamers, a whole bunch of Pokémon people, the crew of the Outlaw Star, our new best friends from 08th MS Team, Blossom and Brick, Link and Ganondork (strange that they get announced together) and their buddies from that game, Sheep from Sheep in the Big City, all 16 gym leaders, the original elite four and Will and Karen of Pokémon GS, our friends from Cardcaptors (even Sakura) and Yue (he’s not a very close friend. More of an acquaintance), and many, many more! Phew. That was tough.

Lightning: Tomorrow isn’t about interviewing. It’s about getting a bunch of famous people in 1 place to do stupid stuff for your amusement. We promise lots of laughs, mostly at the expense of Misty.

Mew Two: Yes. We plan to have “loads” of fun. We hope you will also. If you can’t make it in person, that’s okay. You can sit on a chair in your house for the whole time slot and watch. You can even call in your comments and such.

Thunder: Okay. Now to recap:

1. BIG special.

2. Lots of famous people will be there.

3. They’re going to do lots of stupid stuff.

4. You can laugh at them if you want.

5. You can call in comments and such through out the show. Some get aired.

Everyone clear on that? Good!

Mew: All right then. We’ll see you all tomorrow!

Thunder, Mew, Lightning, and Mew Two: BYE!

That’s it for today’s episode of The Pikachu and Mew Show. Tune in tomorrow for the 30th Episode Super Special! You better not miss that! You’ll look so dumb if you do....