Thunder: Hi everyone, and welcome to episode 3 of the Pikachu and Mew show.

Mew: Today our guests are the 4 members of team rocket we could get on such short notice.

Thunder: It would have been 5 but we decided not to have Giovanni back on the show till he starts being more optimistic. See Mew, I learned a new word yesterday!

Mew: Good for you Thunder. And after the show, we had a few pokemon battles. I won mine easy. And Thunder won his. The one with Brock was pretty close though. And it was like Misty never showed up with hers.

Thunder: So remember everyone, DON’T STEP TO ME!!! You won’t stand a chance if you do. Now lets get this show started.

Mew Two: Your first guests are Jessie and James.

(Jessie and James walk on to the stage and sit down.)

Mew: Lets get this straight right now, no stealing any of the pokemon on or involving this show. Are we clear on that?

Jessie: I guess.

James: Sure. That means we can’t steal you, correct?

Thunder: Yes James. Now, how long have you guys been members of team rocket?

Jessie: A couple of years. I’m not exactly sure how many.

Mew: Did you both join at the same time?

James: Yes.

Thunder: Why haven’t you been fired yet?

Jessie: Why would we be fired?

Mew: Because you constantly fail and it’s probably more expensive and time consuming to keep you on the team.

Jessie: Umm... shut up!

James: But Jessie, they’re right.

Jessie: No they aren’t. Next question.

Thunder: Fine. When is your wedding? Are we invited?

Jessie: What are you talking about!?

Mew: Well we figured the 2 of you were going to get married soon, so we were asking if we were invited.

Jessie: What made you think there was going to be a wedding!?

Thunder: Do we really need to go in to that? No. So James, if you aren't marring her, when are you marring Jessibell? And are we invited?

James: Never! And why would I invite you to my wedding?

Mew: Bring out the next guests. I don’t want to talk to these 2. They aren’t properly answering our questions.

(Jessie and James leave.)

Mew Two: Ok. Your next guests are Butch and Cassidy.

(Butch and Cassidy walk on to the stage and sit down.)

Thunder: Hello.

Cassidy: Hi. How are you guys doing?

Mew: We’re fine thank you. What about you?

Cassidy: We’re good.

Thunder: Is he going to talk?

Cassidy: He’s not much for words. I do most of the talking for our group.

Mew: Why?

Cassidy: Have you ever heard his voice?

Thunder: People tell Kem she has an annoying voice but that never stopped her from talking.

Mew: Say something Butch.

(he just sits there.)

Thunder: You can talk. I promise we won’t laugh at you.

(he continues to sit there.)

Mew: Is he deaf too?

Cassidy: No. He can hear.

Mew: Then why won’t he talk?

Cassidy: Go ahead and say something Butch.

(he continues to sit.)

Thunder: Will you answer yes and no questions by nodding?

Butch: * nods yes *

Mew: Ok. Are you sick?

Butch: * nods no *

Thunder: Do you have a sore throat?

Butch: * nods no *

Mew: Do you just hate your voice for some reason?

Butch: * nods no *

Thunder: Then why won’t you talk!?

Butch: * points at Thunder and Mew *

Mew: We’re why you won’t talk?

Butch: * nods yes *

Mew: Are you afraid we’ll make fun of you?

Butch: * nods yes *

Thunder: Do you have a squeaky annoying voice like Kem?

Butch: * nods no *

Mew: Then why would we make fun of you? If it’s not your fault you have a bad voice, we won’t make fun of you. But if you smoked 12 packs a day and started talking like a frog, then we’d make fun of you.

Thunder: Do you have a smokers voice?

Butch: * nods yes *

Mew: Well that’s what you get for smoking.

Butch: * nods no *

Cassidy: I don’t think he ever smoked.

Mew: Then what’s wrong with you?

Butch: * shrugs his shoulders *

Thunder: What do you mean you don’t know?

(he just sits there.)

Mew: You’re really weird, you know that?

Butch: * nods yes *

Thunder: At least he knows he’s weird.

Mew: That is a plus.

Thunder: Do you like cartoons Butch?

Butch: * nods yes *

Mew: Have you ever seen the Powerpuff girls?

Butch: * nods no *

Thunder: Do you want to?

Butch: * nods yes *

Mew: The only reason you want to watch it is so we stop talking to you, right?

Butch: * nods yes *

Thunder: We’ll leave you alone for awhile then since you were so honest.

Mew: Do you like puppies Cassidy?

Cassidy: Sure.

Thunder: Do you like soda?

Cassidy: Yeah.

Mew: Do you like being a member of team rocket?

Cassidy: I guess.

Thunder: You mean you’re not sure?

Cassidy: Well it sucks to go to jail.

Mew: Why don’t you quit then?

Cassidy: I don’t know. Maybe I should.

Thunder: You guys were fun, but our time is up for today.

Mew: Too sad. Well, watch tomorrow because our guests are all the sailor moon people we can get.

Thunder: BYE!!! See you tomorrow.

Mew: Yeah bye!

Well that’s the Pikachu and Mew show for today. Tune in tomorrow to see your favorite sailor moon characters. I guess you wouldn’t see your favorite character if you don’t have one, but you can watch any way. Bye.