Thunder: Hello and welcome to The Pikachu and Mew Show 30th Episode Super Special!

Mew: No thanks to Anime Talk, we've lasted 30 big episodes!

Thunder: Some were really awesome...

Mew: .... and some we'd all like to forget...

Thunder: But regardless, we made it and aren't planning on stopping any time soon!

Mew: Take that Anime Talk and Oprah and TLAMS and Jerry Springer and Sally and-

Mew Two: Mew, I think we get the point.

Mew: Okay. I'll sum that up by saying: Bow to TPAMS, unworthy rivals! Bow now!

Mew Two: Uhhhh.... Riiight.... Any way, Michelle and Darien have something to say to you guys.

Mew: Are they inviting us to their wedding!?

Mew Two: No, Mew. Just let them talk.

(Michelle and Darien walk out in front of the camera. They each have a box. Darien gives his to Mew and Michelle gives hers to Thunder.)

Mew: What's this?

Michelle: Well, we went around to all your guest friends and collected money and suggestions for really neat presents for you.

Darien: We wanted Giovanni to buy you a small island, but he wouldn't do it.

Thunder: Damn! We could have turned it into an amusement park!

Michelle: These aren't islands, but we think you'll like them any way.

Thunder: Can we open them?

Darien: Yeah. Go ahead.

(Thunder opens his present first. Inside he finds a DVD of DBZ out takes and 2 Krispy Kreme donuts (which aren't that good).)

Thunder: AHHHHHH! (stuffing a donut into his mouth) THANKS!

Mew: My turn!

(Now Mew opens her gift. Inside she finds a Pretty Princess Pony doll with 3 different outfits.)

Mew: How did you know I wanted this!? This is so cool! Thank you!

Michelle: You're welcome, even though we should be thanking you.

Darien: Your show is great and you 2 were nice enough to let us be apart of it. All of your guests are really grateful for that.

Michelle: Thanks guys!

Mew: You're welcome!

(She flies over and hugs them both.)

Mew: I'm so happy that you got me the Pretty Princess Pony doll! I'll stop picking on you 2! Just for today.

Darien: Better than nothing.

Michelle: Okay.

(Michelle and Darien walk off the screen)

Thunder: (chewing the last of his donut) Well, lets get this party started!

Mew: We've got lots of great guests and we'll have cameras all over so you won't miss a thing!

Thunder: Lets go then!

(The screen cuts to a stage where a karoke contests is going on. Goku is on stage singing, well, he's actually trying to rap, a little Ja Rule. Gohan and Goten are in the audience laughing hysterically. Vegeta is standing near them shaking his head. Trunks, who is standing next to Vegeta, is staring at the video game station.)

Goten: (laughing) Hey Trunks! Isn't this the funniest thing you've ever seen!? Why not ask your dad to go sing.

Trunks: Dad doesn't sing Nintendo Gamecube....

Gohan: (laughing) Yeah. He'd probably hurt someone for laughing at him.

(He looks over to Trunks and sees him staring at the video games)

Gohan: You want to go play?

Trunks: Do I ever!

Goten: Play Nintendo!? Can I come!?

Gohan: Can I take Trunks over there to play the video games, Vegeta?

Vegeta: As long as you don't lose him. I really don't feel like getting yelled at for losing him today.

Gohan: All right. You keep an eye on my dad for me. Mom and I were worried that he might get into trouble if we left him alone.

Goten: What kind of trouble could dad get into?

Gohan: Don't you remember the last time he sang in a karoke contest?

Goten: No.

Vegeta: I do.

Trunks: What happened, dad?

Vegeta: Well, he didn't want to stop. He said he was having too much fun. It took me, Gohan, and 3 bouncers to drag him out. Then he was arrested because they thought he was drunk. We tried to explain that that was just how he is, but they didn't buy it and took him downtown. He was released a few hours later and barred from entering any karoke contests.

Gohan: The bar was just lifted so that's why he's there now. Oh well. I know you'll make sure he stays out of trouble.

Vegeta: Yeah. Just keep an eye on Trunks. Left to himself he can get into trouble of his own.

Gohan: Okay.

(Gohan takes Trunks and Goten by the hands and walks them over to the video game area. They run to an open Gamecube and begin digging through the games. Gohan walks over.)

Gohan: Lets see...

(He pulls out all the games rated "T" or worse.)

Trunks: Hey!? What's the deal!?

Gohan: You both know that you aren't allowed to play any games that are rated worse than "E".

Goten: But Gohan! Mom isn't even here!

Trunks: Can't we just play one for a minute!?

Gohan: No. Just play Sonic. That's fun and it's rated "E".

Trunks: Sonic blows!

Goten: I want to kill stuff!

Gohan: Sorry guys, but I don't want to deal with your mothers when they find out you were playing violent games.

(Trunks and Goten cross their arms and pout.)

Goten: Man, Gohan. You used to be cool.

Trunks: Yeah. What happened?

(Gohan just shakes his head. Next the screen cuts to the center of the field. There we find Link who is talking to Tai, Matt, Izzy, and Davis. They're exchanging "when I saved the world" stories.)

Link: I wouldn't say you saved the world. You didn't even have to fight any crazy people that want you dead for no real reason.

Tai: We fought tons of crazy people! Errr- Digimon!

Izzy: If we wouldn't have defeated that evil Myotismon, this world wouldn't be here.

Link: And if I wouldn't have beat up Ganondorf, this work would be a flaming heap of nothing with monsters and zombies running around all over the place.

Matt: You might have had a harder time saving the world, but our saving of the world was equally important.

Link: I guess.

Davis: Hi.

(They all look at him.)

Davis: I was feeling really left out. I had to say something so I could feel like I was apart of the conversation.

(Ken runs over and hides behind Davis)

Davis: Dude! What are you doing?

Ken: Hide me!

Izzy: What's the matter, Ken?

Ken: Madison has gone crazy. She's asking lots of strange questions about Davis and she yells at you if you don't answer fast enough. I think she's going to hurt me.

Tai: Madison? She couldn't hurt a fly.

(A bench flies past them. They look over to where it came from. There, Madison is yelling at Shiro)

Madison: ANSWER MY QUESTION!

Shiro: I'm sorry... I really don't know where he is...

Madison: YES YOU DO! You just won't tell me... You're working for Kari aren't you!? AREN'T YOU!?

Shiro: No. I don't even know who Kari is-

Madison: SILENCE!

(Back by Ken...)

Ken: See?

Izzy: You better go talk to her before she kills him, Davis.

Davis: Do I have to?

Tai: Yeah.

(Davis slowly walks over to Madison.)

Davis: Uhhh... Hi Madison.

Madison: WHAT DO YOU WANT!? Oh! Hi Davis!

Davis: Were you looking for me?

Madison: Yeah! I wanted to show you my new camera! (holding out the camera) Isn't it neat?

Davis: Uhhhh.... Yeah....

(Shiro slowly crawls away. A few feet away, Sailor Moon (Serena) is laughing hysterically at him)

Serena: Look at him! That little girl yelled at him and he was fearing for his life!

Rini: You'd cower in a corner if she yelled at you, too.

Serena: I would not!

Rini: Sure you would. You do that when I yell at you, and I don't even throw benches.

Serena: What ever.

(Sailor Mercury (Ami) walks over with some cake and sits down.)

Serena: Oooh! Where'd you get that!?

Ami: At that table over there. Would you-

(Serena runs over to the table)

Ami: Like.... some....

Rini: *sigh* She is such a hog.

(She follows. Over at the food table, lots of guests are talking and eating the many tasty foods they have set out.)

Serena: (stuffing food into her mouth) This is so good! I'm so glad I was invited to this party!

Rae: (Sailor Mars) Look at you. You're acting like a total pig. Save some for everyone else.

Serena: (Chewing some food) Who asked you!?

Rini: I did! She's totally right! Can't you go 5 minutes without eating!? You ate more than anyone else at breakfast and now here you are eating the entire spread!

Thunder: Hi. Are you enjoying the food, Serena?

Serena: Yes! It is so good! Thanks for inviting me!

Thunder: We had to invite YOU. We like you more than Misty, and she's here, so it's only fair that we invite you.

Serena: Can you tell these 2 that's it's okay to eat as much as I want?

Thunder: Sure. If Sailor Moon wants to eat herself sick, then let her. There's plenty of food for everyone!

Rini: Okay...

Rae: But when she eats every morsel of food in the stadium, don't say we didn't warn you.

(Darien walks over to them)

Darien: Hey Thunder, do you have any more of those cookie things that are shaped like Mew?

Thunder: I dunno. Why don't you eat some of the Pikachu ones? There are lots of those.

Darien: Uhhhh... Well... You see... I think that.... And if... But...

Thunder: You like the Mew ones better, don't you?

Darien: The Pikachu ones are good, they really are, but the Mew cookies have that tasty pink frosting. I only got to try part of one that Michelle gave me and I came to see if you had any more so I could have a whole one.

Thunder: That's okay. You'll eat lots of Pikachu cookies later!

Darien: Okay...

Thunder: There should be some Mew cookies around here somewhere.

(He looks around the table. Then he spots it.)

Thunder: There they are! Serena has them. Would you give Darien a Mew cookie, Serena?

Serena: Why should I? Jerks like him don't deserve tasty Mew cookies.

Rae: Your still mad at him for dumping you!? HA! You ought to be proud of him.

Serena: Shut up, Rae. No one asked you!

(Rini picks up a Mew cookie and gives it to Darien)

Darien: Thanks a lot!

Rini: Any time!

Serena: Rini!

Thunder: So Darien, are you having fun?

Darien: Yeah. This is a great party!

Serena: I don't think so any more. I can't believe you invited HIM.

Thunder: Darien is great! No talking bad about Darien.

Serena: If he's great, then so is the plague.

Rae: Well, if you ignore the tragic loss of life the plague caused, it was kind of a good thing because it eliminated the problem of overpopulation and created awareness of sanitation.

Thunder: Hey! It kind of did!

Darien: I never looked at it that way.

(Serena glares at Rae. Rae just laughs. Then, the screen cuts to Lightning and Mew Two who are sitting in the stands with some fans.)

Lightning: Hi everyone!

Crowd: HI LIGHTNING!

Mew Two: We thought we'd air some calls and talk to a few fans before we "party" any more.

Lightning: Okay! First we'll air some calls.

Recording 1: Hi Thunder and Mew and Mew Two! This is Jenni from Pallet Town! I like your show a lot! I'm so glad you lasted 30 episodes, and I hope you last a whole lot more! Keep up the good work! Bye!

Recording 2: What's up guys? This is Tommy from Viridian City! I was going to come up for this party, but my little sister got sick and my mom said we had to stay home. Me and my sister Kim wanted to say hi and good job! We can't wait to see what you guys will do next! We think you ought to try celebrity kick ball! Well, I gotta go! Bye!

Recording 3: Hi Thunder! Hi Mew Two! Hi Mew! Hi Lightning! This is Kate from Ecruteak City! I love you guys so much! I'll admit I haven't watched long, only since you were here in Johto the first time, but since then, I've watched every day! I just wanted to congratulate you on making 30 episodes and tell you that I hope you make at least 30 more! Next time you're in Johto, you can come to my house and we can eat some of my famous banana cookies! See you later!

Recording 4: Hi everyone! This is Daisy from Cerulean City. Yeah, Misty's sister Daisy. I just wanted to tell you great job on your show. Me, Lilly, and Violet watch all the time! We thought it was really funny when you made Misty cry. Not that we don't like her. I swear we were laughing with her not at her. Any way, keep up the great work! Bye!

Recording 5: Hello. This is Steve from Mahogany Town. I've watched TPAMS since episode 1 and I've loved every episode, especially the Evil Day Special. I just wanted to say great job and keep it up! Next time you're in Mahogany Town, look me up! Bye!

Mew Two: Keep the calls coming, fans. We'll air some more later.

Lightning: Now to talk to some of the lucky ones who were able to make it out here today.

(He walks over to 2 red haired kids.)

Lightning: Okay. What are your names?

Girl: I'm Jill and this is my brother Davis.

Lightning: Is his name really Davis?

Boy: It sure is!

Lightning: Awesome! Well Jill and Davis, do you want to say anything to Thunder and Mew or anyone else?

Girl: Yeah! First I want to say "hi" to them. And I want to tell them great job! I also want to add that Van is awesome and I love him so much!

Lightning: That's great. Believe it or not, Van gets almost as much fan mail as Thunder and Mew.

Girl: I sent him a letter! Did he ever get it?

Lightning: Maybe. Now, Davis, would you like to add anything?

Boy: Yeah! I also wanted to say "hi" and good job. But instead of "I love Van", I wanted to say that you, Lightning, are the coolest and you should be a host, too.

Lightning: Awww... You're just saying that...

Boy: No, seriously, you are the coolest!

Lightning: Oh okay! I am the coolest!

(The screen cuts to Mew Two who is with 2 girls)

Mew Two: Okay. What are your names, ladies?

Girl 1: My name is Sam and this is my friend Eevee.

Girl 2: Hi!

Mew Two: Okay. And what would you like to say to Thunder and Mew today?

Girl 1: Well, I wanted to say that TPAMS is the greatest and I love it!

Girl 2: Yeah!

Girl 1: And I also wanted to say that you're great too, Mew Two.

Girl 2: The best!

Mew Two: Why, thank you. You are also the best.

Girl 1: And I wanted to say that Tracey is awesome!

Girl 2: Tracey rocks!

Mew Two: Tracey, eh? Van is typically the favorite behind the scenes person. Why Tracey?

Girl 1: Van is great, but Tracey is totally awesome! He isn't appreciated as much as he should be!

Girl 2: Yeah. I'm sure it's real tough beeping out swear words on TPAMS. Without Tracey, TPAMS wouldn't be family programming!

Mew Two: You're right.

Girls: We love you Tracey!

(The screen cuts to Lightning who is with 2 boys.)

Lightning: All right. What are your names?

Boy 1: My name is Ken and this is my best friend Tim. It's his birthday today!

Lightning: Is that so? Well, happy birthday, Tim.

Boy 2: Thanks.

Lightning: Is being here today your birthday present?

Boy 2: Yeah. My dad waited in line for 5 hours to get the tickets for me.

Lightning: Well, I'm glad he did and I'm glad you're here because we here at TPAMS love helping our fans celebrate their birthdays. How old are you today?

Boy 2: I'm 16.

Lightning: Wow. 16? Well, in honor of your 16th birthday, not only am I going to let you talk to Thunder and Mew through me, but I'm going to let you and your best friend here go onto the field and hang out. How would you like that?

Boy 2: That would be so awesome!

Lightning: Great! Now, go ahead and give your message and then I'll take you down.

Boys: Sweet!

Boy 1: Great job Thunder and Mew! I hope you keep up the great work for a long time!

Boy 2: You guys rock and this is the best birthday I ever had! Thanks so much!

Lightning: Well, lets go find Thunder and Mew. As for the rest of you, we'll be up in the stands some more in a little while.

(The screen cuts back to the field. We see Mew talking to Michelle and Sora.)

Mew: Those are so cool!

Sora: Yeah. Those ARE great shoes.

Michelle: I got them yesterday, actually.

Mew: I bet they'd look really nice in green.

Sora and Michelle: Yeah!

(Lightning and the 2 boys walk over ot them.)

Lightning: Hello Ladies.

Mew: Hi Lightning! Who are your friends?

Lightning: This is Ken and Tim. I lets them come down from the stands as it's Tim's 16th birthday today.

Mew: Really! Well, happy birthday, Tim!

Boy 2: Thanks, Mew.

Mew: 16, are you? You're about Sora's age then! Isn't that great, Sora.

Sora: Yeah. Happy birthday.

Michelle: Right. But don't grow up like Lightning. He's very naughty.

Lightning: You know, Michelle, you really don't need to keep this going.

Michelle: Then stop spreading untrue rumors!

Lightning: I'm not spreading anything. I merely told Tenchi a joke. I was just kidding to make you mad.

Michelle: Well, it worked. So stop it!

Lightning: Okay. Can we be friends again?

Michelle: Okay.

(She gives him a hug. )

Lightning: There! All better!

Mew: That's great! I'm so glad you're friends again!

Michelle: Me too. Raichus are so adorable and it's hard to be mad at one.

Lightning: Yeah. I know. I'm a cutie. You see, Ken and Tim, all the girls love me.

Sora: He sounds like Davis, only when Lightning says it, there's some truth to it.

(They all laugh)

Lightning: Well, you ladies enjoy the party. We'll have to hang out later, Michelle. Maybe we can go to "The Club".

Michelle: Okay.

(Lightning take the boys over to the food table where Thunder is still talking to Darien.)

Thunder: And that, Darien, is why Serena is just being stupid and you should ignore her.

Darien: Okay....

Lightning: Hi guys.

Thunder: Hi. Who are your friends?

Lightning: I wanted you to meet Ken and Tim. It's Tim's birthday today so I decided it'd be very nice of us to let him join the party as our birthday gift to him.

Thunder: Great idea! Happy Birthday Tim!

Darien: Yeah.

Boy 2: Thanks.

Boy 1: I can't believe we got to meet Thunder and Mew!

Boy 2: Yeah. This is awesome!

Thunder: I'm glad you're excited about this. We at TPAMS hope this will help you to have a very happy birthday.

Boy 2: It will! And all my friends will be so jealous!

Lightning: If they're fans, they might be watching. Why don't you guys say hello to them.

Boy 1: Can we?

Thunder: Sure!

Boy 2: Okay. Hi everyone! It's too bad you're missing out on a great party.

Boy 1: Word! We'll tell you all about it when we get home!

Boy 2: If you're nice to us, that is!

Lightning: Okay, okay. No teasing.

Thunder: Yeah. Mew and I do more than enough of that for everyone!

(The screen cuts to Goku and Vegeta who are talking to Giovanni. Lary is there too, but he's not exactly a part of the conversation.)

Giovanni: So you're sayens, not humans?

Vegeta: That's right.

Giovanni: And where do sayens come from?

Goku: The planet Vegeta!

Giovanni: Did you come from there, or were you born here?

Vegeta: Kakarot and I both were born on Vegeta.

Giovanni: Then what are you doing here?

Goku: I was set to earth to destroy it!

Vegeta: I was sent to earth to destroy him.

Giovanni: Why didn't you?

Goku: I forgot.

Vegeta: He beat me up.

Goku: Then we became friends! Vegeta is my best friend!

(He gives Vegeta a hug. Vegeta sighs loudly and gives Goku a very irritated look. Giovanni tries not to laugh.)

Lary: Hey! Did you notice that this Kool-Aid changes color in the sun? Look!

(He hold his glass up to the light. It changes from a purple color to a blue color. Goku, Vegeta and Giovanni give him a confused look.)

Giovanni: Ummmm.... That's great, Lawrence.

Goku: I can make my hair change color! Do you want to see?

Lary: Okay!

Vegeta: You aren't going to change into a super sayen, are you, Kakarot?

Goku: Yeah!

Vegeta: Kakarot...

(Goku changes into a super sayen.)

Lary: Wow...

Giovanni: What's wrong with him?

Vegeta: He's turned into a super sayen. He's now twice as powerful as he was 30 seconds ago.

Lary: Neat.

Goku: Isn't it?!

Giovanni: He's stronger? It just looks like his hair changed color.

Goku: I am stronger! Now I can make a Ki Blast powerful enough to destroy the entire stadium. (Turning back to regular sayen) But I won't.

Lary: So you can do that because you're an alien?

Vegeta: Yes.

Giovanni: Can you do that, Vegeta?

Vegeta: Yes, but I won't.

Lary: Awwww...

(The screen cuts to Davis and T.K. who are in those big, foam sumo wrestling suit things. They're pretending to wrestle.)

Davis: Ahhhh! I can't get up!

T.K.: If you roll over onto your stomach, you'll be able to get up more easily.

Davis: I'm not going to roll over! Do I look like a dog!?

Sakura: (from the sideline) Yes!

Davis: (tears forming in hs eyes) You're mean!

Li: (from the sideline) Ignore her Davis. You don't look like a dog.

Davis: Thanks, Li!

(Davis rolls over and gets up. He jumps at T.K.. T.K. can't escape and they both fall over. They both squirm around in an attempt to get up, but can't as they're too close together.)

T.K. and Davis: Help!

(Everyone on the sideline laughs. The screen cuts to Mew Two again.)

Mew Two: Hello again. We wanted to get in some more phone calls.

Recording 6: Hey guys! What's up? This is Jim from Seafoam Island! I just wanted to tell you great job on lasting to the 30th episode. Space Ghost didn't last near this long! Way to go! I'll talk to you later! BYE!

Recording 7: Hi everyone! This is Emma from Indigo City. I really wanted to go to this show SO bad but it was completely sold out, so I'm calling on my mom's cell phone from outside. We're watching a mini TV, so I can see everything, even if I'm not exactly inside. I just wanted to congratulate you and wish you the best! Bye!

Recording 8: Hey Thunder and Mew! This is Kevin and Kim from Viridian City! We wanted to call and say great job on your show! We love it and watch every day! We want to be big talk show hosts like you when we grow up. We hope your show last for a really long time 'cause we like it a lot. We'll be watching and stuff! BYE!

Recording 9: Mew and Two! This is your mother. Did you remember to take your vitamins this morning? If you didn't, I'll find out... You better take them. Bye pumpkins!

Mew Two: Oops... Heh heh.. We didn't need to air that one...

Recording 10: Hi Mew Two! This is Ashley from Lavender Town! You're my favorite part of the TPAMS crew! You're so funny and stuff! Without you, TPAMS would have been done so fast! I'm SO glad you're apart of the team. Way to go! Bye now!

Mew Two: I like that call. Lets play it again! (pause) No? Fine. Lets talk to some spectators here, then.

(He walks over to a man and a little girl that are both wearing TPAMS T-Shirts {only $13.99 in the TPAMS Studio Store!}.)

Mew Two: Hello. What are your names?

Man: I'm Steve and this is my daughter Kelly.

Girl: Hi Mew Two!

Mew Two: Hello. Do you have anything you want to say to Thunder and Mew, today?

Man: Do they ever see this?

Mew Two: Oh yes. They'll watch it tonight to see what the missed.

Man: Okay then. We wanted to say that we love you show.

Girl: And that we hope it will be on forever! Or and least for a few more years.

Mew Two: Okay. Thank you very much. Now lets talk to these 2 young men. What are your names?

Boy 1: My name is Chris and this is my little brother Timmy.

Boy 2: Hi!

Mew Two: Hello Chris and Timmy. What would you like to say to Thunder and Mew?

Boy 1: We wanted to tell them that their show is way awesome!

Boy 2: And that we'll watch it forever! Great job!

Mew Two: Thanks a lot. Lets see. Who else wants to talk to Thunder and Mew?

(Hew looks around for a minute. Then he walks over to a small girl that is sitting in one of the first rows.)

Mew Two: Hello there. What's your name?

Girl: My name is Tiffany.

Mew Two: Hello Tiffany. Would you like to say anything to Thunder and Mew?

Girl: Not really. I think everyone else took care of what I would have said. I have a message for Van instead!

Mew Two: Another Van fan, eh? Okay then! What would you like to say to Van?

Girl: I want to tell Van that he is so cool and that he should get to be a host! I also wanted to tell him good job and to keep up the hard work. He'll get the respect he deserves someday!

Mew Two: Okay. Thanks. Next we'll talk to this boy over here. Hello. What is your name?

Boy: My name is Eugene.

Mew Two: Hello Eugene. Does anyone ever call you Gene?

Boy: Sometimes.

Mew Two: Ah. So, what would you like to say to Thunder and Mew?

Boy: I want to tell them that they do a great job and that I love the show. I'd also like to add that you should have Sailor Neptune on the show more 'cause she's awesome!

Mew Two: She's on an awful lot. I don't know if that can have her on too many more times.

Boy: Sure they could. They have Giovanni on almost every episode. Why not have Sailor Neptune come on too.

Mew Two: Well, I'll talk to them about that, if that's what you want.

Boy: That'd be great! Thanks a lot!

Mew Two: Any time, Eugene. Any time, indeed. Well, that's it for now. We'll check back with more calls and more spectators a little later. I'll see you then!

(The screen cuts to Mew, who is talking to Darien and Shiro.)

Mew: Seriously. You should get a TV show.

Darien: Why?

Shiro: Neither of us are that funny.

Mew: Sure you are! Shiro is a dork and Darien is- Uhhhh- Darien!

Darien: I really don't think anyone would pick that idea up, Mew.

Mew: What if you 2 fought crime!? That's rock! I'd watch every day!

Shiro: I don't know if I'd make a very good crime fighter...

Mew: That's why it would be hilarious! I'm SO going to suggest that to Lightning.

Darien: You have the strangest ideas, Mew.

Mew: I know it! That's why TPAMS is so good!

Shiro: I supposed that makes sense. Your crazy ideas have made for some very creative and original episodes.

Mew: They have! I rock!

(Gene walks over to them.)

Gene: What's going on over here?

Darien: Not much. Mew was just telling us that we would be funny crime fighters.

Gene: You would. Especially him.

Shiro: Why would I be so funny?

Mew: Because cool crime fighters take big risks to catch the bad guy and you're deathly afraid of taking risks.

Shiro: I guess that might be slightly amusing...

Gene: (drinking some soda) the word is "hilarious", Shiro. You would be hilarious.

Shiro: What ever, Gene.

Mew: So, what's new with you, Gene?

Gene: Me? Nothing really.We just got back from a promotional trip over around the planet Vegeta.

Mew: Oh yeah! How did that go?

Gene: Great. The sayens love TPAMS. Especially their king. Did you know that he's Vegeta's dad?

Mew: Really!? We should have him on the show some time.

Gene: He thought so too. He said he was glad to hear that Vegeta was safe here on earth. They thought he was dead.

Mew: That's too bad.

Darien: What made the king of Vegeta want to talk to you?

Gene: He saw me when I was getting some lunch and he came to talk to me. He asked me to say hi to Thunder and Mew for him.

Mew: That was nice of him.

Shiro: Why didn't he ask you to say hi to Vegeta for him?

Gene: I dunno. He didn't talk a whole lot about Vegeta at all. He talked mostly about the show and how he'd love to be a guest sometime.

Mew: Well, we'll have him on one of these days.

Darien: That'd be interesting. Do you suppose he'll be anything like Vegeta?

Shiro: I once read a study that looked at how similar kids that were given up for adoption were to their biological parents and it turned out that most of them had very similar personalities and habits though they had never met.

Mew: Creepy! Did Vegeta's dad seem to be anything like him?

Gene: Not really. He was very friendly and talkative.

Mew: Strange! Maybe Vegeta got his bad attitude from his mom. Did you meet her?

Gene: Nope. Sorry.

Mew: That's okay. Maybe we'll try to have her on too. Vegeta will flip when he finds out! But I have to talk to Thunder first.

(The screen cuts to Thunder who is sitting on a bench with Suzuka, Melphina, and Jim.)

Thunder: You were on the planet Vegeta? Was it nice?

Suzuka: It was great. It was a very nice planet.

Melphina: The sayens are a very friendly race.

Jim: We were surprised at that because we heard that they were a warrior race. We figured they'd give us trouble.

Thunder: How did they like TPAMS?

Suzuka: They love it there. It was already very popular.

Thunder: How were they seeing it before you got there?

Jim: They import videos of it.

Thunder: I didn't know that earth trades with Vegeta.

Jim: It doesn't. See, earth trades with Sentinel 3 and Sentinel 3 trades with Vegeta.

Suzuka: That's why we knew where Vegeta was even before we knew anyone from there.

Thunder: Cool. I didn't know that earth traded with other planets.

Jim: They have ever since they started the colonies and space stations. And that was over 50 years ago. Of course, they public didn't know until about 20 years ago. That's when they began the mass colonizing.

Thunder: Oh! That's neat. Did any other fun stuff happen while you were there?

Melphina: Gene got to meet the king.

Thunder: Really? Why only Gene?

Suzuka: Jim, Melphina, and I went to a restaurant for lunch while Gene stayed behind to report our progress back here. Apparently he was taking a break outside the ship and eating some lunch when the king came to talk to him.

Thunder: Neat. What did they talk about?

Jim: Well, Gene told us that they talked mostly about the show and about how the sayens were glad they would finally get to see it on TV. They were sick of paying the inflated price for the tapes, I guess.

Thunder: I'm glad they get it now, too. Maybe we could get the king on the show somehow. I'll talk to Mew about it later.

(The screen cuts to Tai and Izzy. They're talking to Zarbon and Karen about boy bands.)

Tai: The only thing that matters is: They suck!

Zarbon: That they do, but that's not the point. The point is, they were put together to legally steal large sums of money from teenage girls.

Izzy: I think they were put together to form cults.

Karen: You don't believe they are formed to make music?

Tai, Izzy, and Zarbon: No way!

Zarbon: That's the one thing they don't do.

Karen: Sure they do. I happen to like boy bands.

Izzy: That's too bad.

Tai: Yeah. You know they suck, don't you?

Karen: They do not! They make very nice sounding music.

Tai: Nice sounding if you like crap.

Zarbon: Let her have her own opinions; even if they're wrong...

Karen: Shut up!

(She walks away. They stand in silence for a minute.)

Izzy: So any way, boy bands create cults that want to take over the world.

Zarbon: And steal money from ignorant teenagers.

Tai: And to suck.

(They all nod approvingly to their hypothesis. The screen cuts to Serena and Rini, who are talking to Michelle and Madison.)

Madison: How come you and Rini always hang out together, Serena?

Serena: (eating a cookie) Because she won't leave me alone.

Rini: No. It's actually because someone needs to watch her and I was unlucky enough to be chosen for the job.

Michelle: I think Serena is old enough to take care of herself.

Rini: Physically, but not mentally.

Serena: Shut up! You can't talk to your mother that way!

Madison: You're her mother?

Rini: No. My mother isn't a brainless ditz like her!

Michelle: You see, Madison, Rini came from the future to be trained to be Sailor Moon. Rini will replace Serena as Sailor Moon in her own time eventually.

Madison: Oh! So Rini is Serena's kid from the future?

Michelle: Yep.

Serena: You better be nice to me, Rini, or I'll see to it that you're never born!

Rini: You wouldn't do that!

Serena: Want to bet!?

(They glare at each other. Michelle and Madison shake their heads.)

Madison: That's not a very nice thing to say to your daughter, Serena.

Serena: She's always mean to me and no one ever says anything, but when I'm mean to her I get a lecture! That's not fair!

Michelle: You're older. You should know better.

Serena: Shut up!

(The screen cuts to Mew Two.)

Mew Two: This is going to be it for phone calls and talking to the audience. If you weren't able to get through, you can always call and leave a message any time and Thunder and Mew will listen to it eventually. And if you came out here and I don't talk to you, you can always keep coming and maybe you'll get picked another day! Thunder and Mew are trying to allow the audience to take a greater part in the show. Well, here we go.

Recording 11: Hi Thunder, Mew, and Two! This is Eric from New Bark Town! I just wanted to tell you guys that you rock and that TPAMS is the greatest! Thanks for being so cool! BYE!!

Recording 12: Ummmm.... Hi. This is Ann from Orange Island. I love your show and wanted to tell you so. I also wanted to say "hi" to Tracey. I live next door to his dad. Well, have a great day and keep up the good work. Bye!

Recording 13: TPAMS ROCKS!

(You hear a clicking sound.)

Mew Two: That was the message? (pause) Well, why did you play it then? (pause) You're right. We DO rock. Good answer.

Recording 14: Hi everyone. This is Billy from Vermilion City. I wanted to tell you that you guys are the greatest and I can't wait until you come and do a show here so I can come watch. I hope you come soon. Bye!

Recording 15: What's up, guys? This is Molly from Goldenrod City. I was calling to say "hi" and great job! I love you guys and your show, too. I hope it's on for a long time. I also wanted to tell Van that he's doing a great job too! He's my favorite behind the scenes cast member. I think HE should be a 3rd host. It could be The Pikachu and Mew and Van Show. That would be so cool. Everyone would watch because he's so cool and he's such a cutie! Well, even if you don't make Van a host, I'll keep watching any way. Bye guys!

Mew Two: What is it with all the crazy Van fans? They're all over the place. With me here is the Official Van Fan Club which is led by Erin and Kate. Hello ladies.

Girl 1: Hi Mew Two!

Girl 2: Hi!

Mew Two: Are all the girls in this section here members of the club?

Girl 1: Yep. There are 50 of us here.

Girl 2: This is just the Indigo City branch. The Official Van Fan Club has members and branches all over Kanto and Johto.

Girl 1: We even have a few small sections in other countries all over the world.

Mew Two: Wow. It sounds like you club is very big.

Girl 1: It is. The only bigger club is the Mew Two Fan Club. I'm a member of that one too.

Mew Two: That's what I like to hear. Well, what would you guys like to say to the cast of TPAMS today?

Girl 2: We want to tell you great job.

Girl 1: And we want to tell Van that he's the greatest!

Mew Two: Okay then. Bye now.

(He walks over to 3 guys that are sitting near the front.)

Mew Two: Hello.

Guy 1: Hi. How are you?

Mew Two: I'm fine. How are you?

Guy 2: We're great.

Guy 3: We were kinda hoping we could be on TV.

Mew Two: Well, you can stop hoping because here you are. What did you want to say while you're on TV?

Guy 1: We wanted to say "hi" to all our friends.

Mew Two: Okay. Did you want to say anything to Thunder and Mew?

Guy 2: Of course! We wanted to congratulate you guys on a job well done.

Guy 3: Yeah. Your show is awesome.

Mew Two: Thank you very much. Who's your favorite cast member?

Guy 1: You.

Guy 2: You for sure!

Guy 3: I like Mew.

Mew Two: And who's your favorite guest?

Guy 1: That's a hard one. Giovanni is funny, but so is Goku. It's hard to choose.

Guy 2: My favorite guest is Sailor Neptune.

Guy 3: Mine has to be Blossom of the Powerpuff Girls.

Mew Two: Is there anyone you'd like to see on the show?

Guy 1: I don't think you missed anyone that I think should be on really bad, but you should have Goku on more. He's really funny.

Guy 2: You should really get the guy from Iron Chef.

Guy 3: Yeah. Or you could just invite Blossom back more. Blossom rocks!

Mew Two: Okay. Well, it was fun, but guest time is up. I wish I could have met more of you today. Oh well. I'll have to save that for another time. Back to the guests.

(The screen cuts to Mew who is watching the big Tic-Tac-Toe tournament.)

Mew: Put your X in the upper left corner, Davis!

Link: Hey! No helping, Mew!

Mew: Man! This is lame! Who's idea was this?

Davis: It wasn't planned exactly... Ken started it.

Ken: It seemed like a good idea at the time....

Mew: No, Ken. It was never a good idea. I'm very disappointed in you. Oh well...

Link: What should we do then?

Mew: You want to go eat something?

Davis: I've been eating all day.

Mew: I know! Lets go dance!

(She uses her 2 paws to grab Link and Ken and she gets Davis with her tail. She drags them over to the dancing station. There are lots of people there dancing. Goku is there with Vegeta. Vegeta is trying not to laugh as Goku dances and sings around the dance floor.)

Goku: "It's getting hot in here..."

Mew: Hi Goku! Hi Vegeta! Are you guys having fun?

Goku: We sure are! Right Vegeta!?

Vegeta: (smiling) Sure we are, Kakarot.

Davis: Wow....

Ken: You said it.

Link: He's kinda scary....

Mew: Goku isn't scary! He's having fun! Yay for fun!

(She starts dancing with him. Ken, Davis, and Link all slowly back away. The screen cuts to Thunder who is playing Gamecube with Darien. Michelle is standing there watching them.)

Thunder: Come on Sonic Bot (Metal Sonic)!

Darien: You can't beat Shadow.

(Darien narrowly beats Thunder.)

Thunder: Aww man!

Darien: Nice try, Thunder, but I am a Sonic Adventure 2: Battle mini game champion.

Thunder: What ever.... Do you want to try, Michelle?

Michelle: Okay... But I've never played before.

(She takes the controller from Thunder. They start another race. Michelle is Amy Rose and Darien is Shadow. Michelle starts off kinda slow, and Darien gets really far ahead really fast.)

Darien: This is too easy.

Michelle: Hush! Let me concentrate.

(Darien is about to win when out of know where, Amy flies past Shadow into the goal ring. Darien is really shocked.)

Michelle: Did I win?

Thunder: You sure did!

Michelle: Yay! That was fun! We'll have to play again sometime!

Darien: She beat me?

Thunder: Yes.

Darien: Did she find some way to cheat?

Thunder: No, I don't think she did.

Darien: Then how did I lose!?

Michelle: Oh Darien! It's just a game! You can tell everyone you beat me if you want.

Darien: No way. I have to beat you. Lets play again.

Michelle: *sigh* Fine.

Darien: And you had better try.

Michelle: What ever...

(Thunder laughs. The screen cuts to Lightning and his guest friends. They are talking to Mew Two, Izzy, Tai, and Ash.)

Lightning: Wait a second. You mean to tell me that all boy bands are the same 5 people dressed up like different people?

Tai: That's what Zarbon told us.

Mew Two: That would explain why they sound exactly the same....

Lightning: That explains a lot. I think you guys are right!

Mew Two: Maybe we should test your theory.

Izzy: How?

Mew Two: There's an N'Sync concert in New York next week. We can kidnap all 5 Backstreet Boys and see if the show gets canceled.

Lightning: Okay!

Ash: Can I help?

Mew Two: You can drive the get away car.

Ash: I don't have a license.

Boy 2: I'm getting one this afternoon!

Mew Two: Okay! You can drive the get away car. Ash, you'll be in charge of duct taping our prisoners.

Ash: Yes!

Boy 1: What about me?

Lightning: You can make sure we have lots of rap music playing to weaken the pop stars.

Boy 1: Okay!

Izzy: You can report what you find back to us.

Tai: Yeah. I don't want to have kidnapping charges filed against me. I'm no old enough to be getting arrested just yet.

Mew Two: Fine. The rest of us will meet outside TPAMS's Studios tomorrow at midnight.

Everyone: Okay.

(Oh dear.... The screen cuts to Thunder and Mew at center field.)

Mew: That was a great party! Too bad we have to end the show now!

Thunder: This is going to go on for quite a while longer, but the network is making us end now so they can air a double length TLAMS special.

Thunder and Mew: *shudder* Gross!

Mew: Any way, maybe if something cool happens, we'll do a party clip show later on.

Thunder: But don't be too sad, loyal fans, because tomorrow we're going to have another special!

Mew: You loved the first Pokémon Training Special, so we're doing another one just for your amusement!

Thunder: That's right! Tomorrow we'll have another Pokémon Training Special. Some of the guests were at the first one, and some are novice trainers, but all of them are there to have a great time training Pokémon!

Mew: We know that you'll have a great time if you watch too!

Thunder: Well, that's it for today's episode of The Pikachu and Mew Show.

Mew: We're 30 episodes old and aren't done just yet, so we hope you'll tune in tomorrow!

Thunder and Mew: Good night everyone!

Mew: We love you!

Thunder: Thanks for watching!

That's it for the TPAMS 30th Episode Super Special. Tune in tomorrow for the TPAMS Pokémon Training Special 2. Good night everyone.