Thunder: Hello and welcome to episode 31 of The Pikachu and Mew Show!

Mew: This will be our fantastic Pokémon Training Special 2!

Thunder: You loved the first one, so we decided to do it again!

Mew: Once again we are live from Indigo Stadium and we have another fun group of guest trainers! Tell us who’s here as students, Two!

Mew Two: Today we have: Tai, Matt, Izzy, Davis, Ken, Madison, Li, Meilin, Sakura, Tenchi, Goku, Vegeta, Goten, Trunks (little), Ash, Richie, Misty, Jessie, James, Butch, Cassidy, Blossom, Brick, Michelle, Darien, Gene, Jim, Suzuka, Shiro, and Link.

Thunder: And our teachers are...

Mew Two: The teachers for group 1 are: Giovanni, Lt. Surge, Clair, and Karen (of the Elite Four). The teachers for group 2 are: Bruno, Misty’s sisters (Daisy and Lilly), and Lance. And lastly, the teachers for group 3 are: Erika, Koga, Sabrina, and Falkner.

Mew: Could you be a dear and refresh our viewers on the rules?

Mew Two: *sigh* Okay. Our guest students will be divided into 3 groups of 10 each that will be lead by 4 guest teachers. They will have an hour to learn how to battle with Pokémon. After that, a tournament will be held to see which person learned the most or what ever.

Thunder: Great, Two! You just have one more thing to announce before we begin.

Mew Two: What’s that?

Thunder and Mew: GUEST SPECTATERS!

Mew Two: *sigh* Okay. Our guest spectators will be: Gary, several Sailor Scouts, Giovanni’s mom, Lawrence 3, Hercule, Videl, Gohan, Bulma, Chi Chi, Blossom the Charizard and her brothers, and some other people too. I have a head ache. I’m going to get some drugs- errr- I mean- aspirin.

(Thunder and Mew look at him. He slowly walks away.)

Mew: Uhhhh.... I’ll announce the groups. Group 1 is: Tai, Matt, Izzy, Davis, Ken, Madison, Li, Meilin, Sakura, and Link. Group 2 is: Goku, Vegeta, Goten, Trunks, Shiro, Ash, Richie, Misty, Butch, and James. And group 3 will be: Cassidy, Blossom, Brick, Michelle, Darien, Gene, Jim, Suzuka, Tenchi, and Jessie. Go to your spots now!

(Everyone goes to their places.)

Thunder: As for me and Mew, we get to walk around and comment on stuff. Lets get started then!

(We’ll start at group 1.)

Tai: Can we not have a repeat of last time, Giovanni?

Giovanni: You mean when I wouldn’t give any of you Pokémon?

Tai: Yes.

Giovanni: Well.... I thought that was rather amusing.

Matt: We didn’t.

Izzy: Yeah. We were labeled most dysfunctional group because of that.

Giovanni: Fine. Hand these out, Surge.

Lt. Surge: Okay.

(He gives everyone a Pokéball.)

Clair: Lets start with the basics. Does everyone know how to get your Pokémon out of the ball?

(Everyone nods except Link. He just stares at it.)

Link: I think I know, but I’m not sure. We just throw it, right?

Clair: yes.

Link: Okay.

Clair: Now everyone get your Pokémon out. Then we’ll show each other what we got.

(Everyone sends out their Pokémon.)

Karen: Okay. We’ll start with big hair boy. Say your name too.

Tai: Me? Okay. I’m Tai! I got- a- Ummmmmm- It’s not a Charmander...

Giovanni: That is a Bulbasaur. Stupid.

Tai: Okay! I got a Bulbasaur!

Matt: Now me! I’m Matt! I got a- a...

Clair: That is a Squirtle.

Matt: Sweet!

Izzy: Okay! Now me! I’m Izzy! I got a Ledyba! I’ve been studying up on Pokémon.

Clair: Very good. Izzy. What did you get- Davis is it?

Davis: Yes. I’m Davis! I got a- Ummmmm-

Izzy: That’s a Totodile!

Davis: Okay. I got a Totodile.

Ken: Now me! I’m Ken Ichijoji: Boy genius and I got a- thing that looks like Wormmon.

Izzy: That’s a Caterpie. I got one of those last time.

Ken: Oh.

Madison: Now me! I’m Madison and I got a Eevee! Izzy was teaching me about Pokémon before the show. I remember this one because it’s super cute!

Sakura: No one cares stupid!

Madison: Shut up, witch! You go now, Li.

Li: Okay. I’m Li. I got a Cyndaquil- I think...

Lt. Surge: That’s right.

Sakura: Me now! I’m Sakura and I got- Ummmmm-

Giovanni: That would be a Charmander. Maybe if you had a brain you’d know that.

Lt. Surge: Be nice, Giovanni. What about you?

Meilin: Me? I’m Meilin and I got a Pikachu! YES!

Link: I guess that only leave me. I’m Link. Apparently I’m also the stupid one.

Giovanni: No one’s debating with you on that.

Link: Heh heh heh... Shut up. I got a Ponyta. Right?

Clair: Exactly!

Lt. Surge: Okay. Now, lets learn how to battle!

(Over at group 2...)

Goku: Look Vegeta! I got another Eevee! Am I lucky or what?

Vegeta: Yeah, sure, whatever.

Trunks: Dad, what’s this?

Vegeta: How should I know? I only know the ones Kakarot has because he talks about them day and night.

Daisy: Like Trunks, that’s a Geodude.

Trunks: Nifty!

Goten: What did I get, Daisy?

Daisy: Like, you got a Poliwag.

Goten: Neat!

Lilly: Does everyone know what they have? You can’t battle with a Pokémon if you don’t know what it is.

Ash, Richie, Misty, Butch, and James: Yes.

Shiro: No.

Lance: *sigh* That’s okay. You got a Psyduck.

Shiro: I heard Psyduck sucks.

Lilly: It does not. You just have to work with it.

Daisy: Okay. Let’s like, get started on the training. Now, to battle with Pokémon, you tell them what to do-

Trunks: What if they don’t feel like listening to you?

Daisy: The Pokémon that you guys got are at a low enough level that you shouldn’t have to worry about that happening.

Goten: Level? Like a power level?

Lilly: Like, what’s a power level?

Goten: When you’re fighting, it’s the level your strength is at. I can get over a thousand!

Daisy: I guess it’s kind of like that, only Pokémon can’t exceed level 100. That is very powerful. Mew, Mew Two, and Thunder are examples of level 100 Pokémon.

Mew and Thunder: Yeah! We rule!

Trunks: Can I have one of them then?

Mew: That wouldn’t be fair, dear. You just stick with Geodude.

Bruno: Okay then. I’m going to put you in groups of 2 so you can practice battling. Okay. First will be Goten and Trunks, then Vegeta and Kakarot- errr- Goku. Then we’ll have Ash and Richie, then Misty and James, and Butch and Shiro. Go to it.

(Now over at group 3. They’re already divided into groups of 2 and are battling- kind of...)

Michelle: Grrrrr....

Darien: You know, Michelle, I’d learn a whole lot more if you’d battle rather than watch Tenchi.

Michelle: I’m not watching Tenchi! I’m... Just looking in that general direction. Group 3 is destined to lose any way. That’s just the way it is.

Darien: This special only happened once before! Nothing is destined to happen! Not yet any way.

Michelle: Oh stop whining!

Darien: I’m not- Grrrr.... Teacher person!

(Erika walks over to them.)

Erika: Is there a problem, Darien?

Darien: Yes! Michelle won’t do anything! She just keeps staring at Tenchi and growling. It’s kinda scaring me and I was hoping you would be able to find some one else for me to battle with.

Michelle: I AM NOT GROWLING!

Mew: Yeah you were.

Thunder: Word.

Erika: That’s not important! Any way, everyone else seems happy with the arrangement, Darien, so I think you’re stuck with her.

Michelle: You act like that’s a bad thing.

Darien: You are crazy!

Michelle: I am not!

Darien: Yes you are! You’re crazy and you’re scaring me! I’ll be back!

(He walks off)

Michelle: Wait!

(She follows. Erika sighs and walks away. We get to follow Darien and Michelle who went over to Tenchi and Suzuka.)

Darien: Ummmm... Hi. I’m really sorry to bother you guys, but I was wondering if one of you would battle Michelle. She’s kinda creeping me out.

Tenchi: How so?

Darien: Well, she keeps looking over here and-

(Michelle hits him)

Michelle: Shut up!

Darien: See! The girl is nuts! Will you battle with her please, Tenchi?

Tenchi: Well, Okay! You don’t mind battling Darien do you, Suzuka?

Suzuka: Of course not.

Darien: Thanks so much, Tenchi.

Tenchi: No problem. Bye Suzuka! I hope we get to talk again sometime!

(Darien and Suzuka walk away. Thunder and Mew laugh)

Tenchi: What’s so funny?

Mew: Look at Michelle.

(She’s glaring at Darien and Suzuka. She’s also muttering things.)

Michelle: *muttering* You’re going to be so sorry you messed with me stupid Darien! And-

Tenchi: Are you okay, Michelle?

Michelle: What!? Oh. Yeah. I’m just fine. *muttering* I’ll be even better after I kill stupid Darien...

Tenchi: What was that?

Michelle: Nothing! Lets battle now!

(Thunder and Mew keep laughing. Now we go back to group 1. Apparently, Sakura and Madison were supposed to battle, and now they’re fighting... Verbally.)

Sakura: I can’t believe you haven’t dropped this yet!

Madison: Maybe if you wouldn’t have given me emotional scars from which I’ll never recover I would be able to drop it!

Sakura: If you don’t shut up I’ll give you some physical scars!

Giovanni: Oooh! Fight! Do tell me, what’s the matter?

Madison: Sakura is a stupid witch!

Sakura: I am not! Madison is a stupid cry baby!

Giovanni: Hey! You’re the best friends that Thunder and Mew broke up on the show aren’t you?

Sakura and Madison: Yes, sadly.

Giovanni: Well, I’ve heard the story, and I’m inclined to agree with Madison. You are a witch.

Sakura: Hey!?

Madison: HA! Even Giovanni agrees with me!

Giovanni: However, I have to agree with Sakura in that you should get over it.

Madison: Wait a minute!

Sakura: Who’s he agreeing with now, b****!?

Giovanni: Both of you.

Sakura: Oh. Right. Any way, you suck Madison!

Madison: Yeah. What ever. You’re just jealous because everyone likes me better than you.

Sakura: Who’s everyone!?

Giovanni: Just about everyone in this group, all of group 2, and a vast majority of group 3. That’s just out of the people that are here.

(Madison starts laughing. Sakura turns red. Giovanni just shakes his head. Lt. Surge walks over to them.)

Lt. Surge: Giovanni, what did you do?

Giovanni: Nothing! I am hurt that you just assumed that I’m causing trouble! I thought we were friends, Surge. (sarcasm)

Lt. Surge: How often are you not causing trouble?

Giovanni: Ummmmm........ Fine. You win. I was helping Madison pick on Sakura. And I was even helping Sakura pick on Madison a little too.

Lt. Surge: And you wonder why no one likes you.

Giovanni: I’ll have you know that lots of people like me!

Lt. Surge: Like...

Giovanni: Like... Ummmmm..... And... But... Oh shut up.

Madison: I like you, Giovanni! You’re great! You’re the nicest guy ever!

Giovanni: You hit your head on something, didn’t you?

Sakura: Well, I sure don’t like you.

Giovanni: Good.

Lt. Surge: *Sigh* You should get back to your battle, girls. And you should go cause problems somewhere else.

Giovanni: Okay!

(He walks away. Surge shakes his head, then follows. Next we go to Li who is battling Ken. Very near them is Davis who is battling Meilin.)

Davis: So Meilin, why exactly do you hang around with Sakura? Did she threaten you or something?

Meilin: She’s not that bad.

Li: Yes she is. She’s a control freak.

Ken: I think I agree with you on that, and I hardly know her.

Meilin: She’s not a control freak- she just likes to be in charge...

Li: You sound like Madison did when she hung around with her.

Davis: Yeah! You’re in denial.

Meilin: I’m not! You just don’t see what a nice person she is.

Ken: You know, the first step to solving a problem is admitting you have a problem.

Meilin: You guys only hate Sakura because Madison told you to. You’re all like her dogs or something.

Davis: Do I look like a dog to you?

Meilin: Yep.

Davis: (tears forming in his eyes) That’s not what you were supposed to say...

Ken and Li: *sigh*

Li: Sometimes I wonder about you, Davis.

Ken: I ALWAYS wonder about him.

(Over at group 2...)

Goten: Yes! I beat you twice, Trunks!

Trunks: So what? You might be better at Pokémon, but you can’t beat me in a fight!

Goten: I bet I could!

Trunks: Is that a challenge!?

Goten: Yeah!

Daisy: What’s going on here!?

Trunks and Goten: He threatened me!

Mew: They sound just like their dads.

(Over by Goku and Vegeta...)

Goku: Gosh Vegeta, you aren’t very good at this. You’ve lost to me 3 times now.

Vegeta: I’d much rather fight against you, Kakarot. Martial Arts are much better than these monsters.

Goku: Honestly Vegeta, I could beat you in a fight too. I hate to admit it, but you’re no match for me when it comes to Martial Arts OR Pokémon.

Vegeta: That’s a challenge, Kakarot.

Goku: It is not!

Vegeta: Oh yes it is!

Bruno: Stop fighting! You’re supposed to be battling.

Goku and Vegeta: We are!

Bruno: No you aren’t! Get battling now! This isn’t the World Martial Arts Tournament, so the only battles that should be happening are the ones between Pokémon!

Goku and Vegeta: Fine.

(Bruno walks away.)

Vegeta: Hey Mew!

Mew: What?

Vegeta: Can you have a Martial Arts episode so I can defeat Kakarot in front of the whole world?

Thunder: You know, Mew, that’s not such a bad idea...

Mew: Yeah... I can see it now. Goku beating up Vegeta live on the show!

Thunder: All the Super Saiyen-ness would boost ratings for sure!

Mew: TLAMS and Anime Talk could never compete...

Thunder and Mew: Bwahahahahahaha!

Mew: Fantastic idea, Vegeta! We’ll have to do that!

Thunder: We could even make it like the World Martial Arts Tournament! Everyone would watch then!

Mew: We’re going to be even bigger them we are now! Let me go tell Two all this!

(She teleports away.)

Vegeta: I can’t wait for that! When is that!?

Thunder: I don’t know. Mew Two will have to find 16 fighters and a place to hold it. And an audience too. That’ll take time.

Vegeta: Is tomorrow too soon then? I want to fight Kakarot tomorrow!

Goku: I don’t know why you’re so excited. You’re going to lose any way.

(Goku and Vegeta glare at each other. Now we go to group 3.)

Suzuka: Are you okay, Darien?

Darien: She keeps looking over here...

Suzuka: Who?

Darien: Michelle... Look!

(Suzuka looks to see Michelle glaring at them. Then she looks towards Tenchi again.)

Suzuka: Stop looking over there then.

Darien: I can’t. I can tell when she’s looking at me. She’s going to hurt me. I just know it...

Suzuka: She is not! Just ignore her.

Darien: That’s easy for you to say. She’s not glaring at you and plotting your death. Or maybe she is... She does like Tenchi after all, and you and him were getting along really well...

Suzuka: Darien. Stop.

Darien: Okay...

(Now we go over to Gene and Jim)

Gene: This is hopeless!

Jim: You just aren’t trying hard enough-

Gene: Yes I am! I’m trying my hardest and you beat me 5 times any way! I might as well just quit now. This is too hard.

Jim: Stop that! No quitting! You agreed to come and you’re going to sit it out!

Gene: But if I let you beat Hoot Hoot again he’ll die!

Jim: Then we can get you another one! Just keep trying!

Gene: You just like beating me.

Jim: So what if I do!?

Gene: I hate you.

(Now we go to Thunder and Mew in center field.)

Mew: Hi there fans!

Thunder: Since our students are working so hard, we decided to leave them alone for awhile and talk to some of our spectators.

Mew: But first I’d like to say that this is far more successful then our first Pokémon training special.

Thunder: Word. Giovanni is being relatively nice.

Mew: Scary. Now, lets talk to spectators!

(They go over towards the stands.)

Mew: Okay! Hello guest spectators- Oh my gosh! It that the Afro Man!?

Thunder: Where!?

Mew: Up there! I’ll go ask him!

(She floats up to Hercule.)

Mew: Hi! I’m Mew! Are you the Afro Man?

Hercule: The Afro Man? Who’s that? I’m Hercule! The world’s strongest fighter! I defeated Cell!

Mew: No you didn’t. Gohan did.

Gohan: MEW!

(She flies over to him.)

Mew: Yes, sweet heart?

Gohan: Please don’t say that! We’re letting him get credit for defeating Cell!

Mew: Why is that, dearie?

Gohan: Well, we don’t want people to know what we’re truly capable of.

Mew: You mean the super saiyen thing?

Gohan: Yeah. And all that other stuff involving the destruction of Cell.

Mew: So you won’t transform on our Martial Arts Special!? Oh no!

Gohan: Martial Arts Special?

Mew: Yeah. Vegeta wanted to fight your dad so we decided we might as well make a special tournament out of it.

Gohan: I guess that’s different... And everyone that saw the World Martial Arts Tournament already knows what I’m capable of...

Hercule: Hey Mew! I thought you were talking to me! I thought I heard you mention a tournament over there!

Mew: I did. Do YOU want to fight in it?

Hercule: Of course! And I’ll win it too!

Mew: Fantastic! We have 4 fighters now!

(She goes back down by Thunder.)

Thunder: Was it him?

Mew: Naw. It was only Hercule.

Hercule: ONLY HURCULE!? You talk about me like I’m nothing special!

Thunder and Mew: You aren’t that special.

(Hercule does the Anime fall over deal. )

Mew: Okay! Now I wanna talk to..... Gohan‘s girlfriend over there! What’s your name?

Videl: Me?

Mew: Yeah.

Videl: My name’s Videl. I’m Hercule’s daughter.

Thunder: What are you doing hanging around with Hercule’s daughter, Gohan!? He’s a self absorbed jack a**. It could have rubbed off on her. You could do so much better for yourself.

Gohan: I will agree that Hercule IS a jack a**, but Videl isn’t like that at all!

Hercule: I am not a jack a**!

Videl: Actually daddy...

Hercule: See!? I told you that boy was a bad influence on you!

Chi Chi: You listen here, Hercule! My little Gohan isn’t a bad influence on any one! If anyone corrupted your daughter, it was you and all your- ummmm- help me out here, Bulma.

Bulma: (swallowing some pop corn) Ummmm.... Jack a**-ness?

Chi Chi: No. I don’t like that... What about self worshipping?

Bulma: I guess that works.

Chi Chi: Okay! It was you and all your self worshipping that made your daughter talk about you like that! Maybe you should worry about her for awhile instead of yourself!

Giovanni’s mom: I agree with the angry lady. Only YOU can be blamed for YOUR bad kid.

Hercule: But he-

Chi Chi and Giovanni’s mom: But nothing!

(Hercule slides down in his chair.)

Lary: Ummm... Giovanni’s mom, does it mean that it’s your fault that Giovanni is a head case?

Giovanni’s mom: You can’t blame psychological problems on the parents. Only behavioral problems.

S. Pluto: It kinda sounds like your bending the rules to your advantage.

Giovanni’s mom: You know, dearie, my son hires hit people to eliminate people that don’t agree with me.

S. Moon: You’re going to kill Sailor Pluto!?

Giovanni’s mom: Oh goodness no! I’d never hire a hit man! My son, however, is a completely different story.

Thunder: You know, the more we talk to her, the more I see how she is related to Giovanni.

Mew: Uh Huh...

Videl: ANY WAY, can I fight in your Martial Arts tournament?

Mew: Okay! Do you know any one else that might like to fight in it?

Videl: Well, did you ask Trunks and Goten? They like to fight.

Gohan: Yeah! Trunks and Goten act more and more like my Vegeta and dad every day. They love a good fight.

Piccolo: I’ll fight in your tournament.

(Everyone looks up a few rows of seats. Piccolo is sitting there with a strange purple guy.)

Gohan: Piccolo! And th-the Supreme Kai!

Piccolo: Yes. The Supreme Kai is a big fan of TPAMS. When I received my invitation, I told him he could come along. I hope there is no problem with that.

Mew: Of course not! How are you mister Supreme Kai? Will YOU fight in our tournament.

Shin: (He’s the Supreme Kai) I’m fine. It’s wonderful to finally meet you. If you want me to fight in your tournament, it is the least I can do.

Thunder: Thanks a lot! How many people do we have now?

Mew: Well, Hercule was 4, Videl was 5, Piccolo is 6, and the Supreme Kai is 7. We’re almost half way there.

Thunder: I bet Goten and Trunks would love to fight, so lets just assume they say yes. That gives us.... 1.. 3... 9! we only need 7 more people!

Chi Chi: Well, I’m a little rusty, but I can fight if you need me.

Thunder and Mew: You fight!?

Chi Chi: Yeah! I even fought Goku in the World Martial Arts tournament! He barely won!

Bulma: I remember that! And then you got married!

Thunder and Mew: Awwwww.... That’s a really nice story!

Thunder: Now you and your husband AND your kids will all fight in the same tournament! That’s so sweet!

Mew: Yeah.... But we’re still six people short... Do you fight, Bulma?

Bulma: Nope. But 18 does!

Chi Chi: Yeah! Didn’t she say she was coming?

Bulma: I think she took Maron to get some candy. But she’s really tough, Mew! She’d run away with your tournament.

Chi Chi: Until she has to fight Goku. He’s going to win! I just know it!

Bulma: No he won’t because Vegeta is going to beat him.

Chi Chi: Do you really want to start this again?

Bulma: I think you started it!

Hercule: You’re both wrong! I’m going to win! And the only other person that stands a chance is my Videl!

(Chi Chi and Bulma look at him. Then they start laughing hysterically.)

Bulma: Trunks could beat you!

Chi Chi: Yeah! No wait! Bulma! YOU could beat him!

(They both laugh some more.)

Mew: Gohan, are they always like this?

Gohan: For the most part.

Thunder: Yeah, well, what ever. Who’s watching still that we didn’t see yet?

(They look through the crowd.)

Mew: There! Hi Gary!

Gary: Hi!

Mew: Do you fight, Gary?

Gary: No. I’m sorry.

Blossom the Charizard: I do! Can I fight in your tournament!? Please!?

Thunder: I don’t see why not.

Whitefire: Can I?

Mew: I dunno... You were an a** last time we saw you...

Whitefire: But Hercule is always an a** and you’re letting HIM fight.

Mew: True. I guess you’re in.

Whitefire: Excellent!

Blossom the Charizard: And I’ll get to kick you’re a** on TV again! On the same show even!

Thunder: How many is that then?

Mew: 13. That’s counting 18. She’s the android lady, right?

Bulma: Uh Huh. She’ll want to fight in your tournament for sure!

Mew: Okay. We need 3 more. Help us out guys!

Shin: I know! Maybe you should ask Zarbon. I talked to him yesterday and he told me about the great time he had on yesterday’s episode.

Gary: What about Cell?

(Everyone looks at him.)

Mew: I dunno about that... That’d be like inviting Freeza.. Or his dad..

Gary: You could invite them too! It’d be a great time!

Gohan: I don’t really want to fight Cell again... And I think my poor father has seen more then enough of Freeza.

Thunder: Wait! Didn’t future Trunks beat Freeza the second time?

Gohan: He did...

Thunder: Let’s get him then! He could fight too!

Mew: Won’t things get all weird if he meets now Trunks?

Thunder: Did the world end when the now Digidestened met their future selves?

Mew: Number 1, that was one of your crazy dreams-

Thunder: Oh yeah!

Mew: And number 2, don’t you remember the “Back to the Future” movies? He always had to avoid people involved with himself.

Thunder: That was a movie!

S. Moon: Why don’t you ask Mew Two?

Mew: Good idea! I’ll go get him!

(She teleports away. A few moments later, she returns with Mew Two.)

Thunder: Okay. Mew Two, if we brought future Trunks into the past to fight in our tournament and he accidentally meet now Trunks, will something bad happen?

Mew Two: I don’t see why it won’t work. Didn’t you ever see “The Kid”? He met his past self AND his future self.

Mew: That was a movie!

Mew Two: But the same principles apply here. Don’t you think now Trunks saw future Trunks on your show?

Mew: Oh yeah!

Thunder: I think future Trunks lives in our time now, any way. You gave him a job for crying out loud!

Mew Two: I talked to him about that. He lives in an alternate dimension now. You really should keep up with people. Gosh.

Mew. Okay. But even with Trunks and Zarbon, we’re still 1 short.

Thunder: Oh well... Oh my! Look how much time we’ve wasted planning!

Bulma: It wasn’t wasted, Thunder!

Chi Chi: Yeah! We had a blast talking to you!

Mew: Yeah, but we hafta get to the groups once more before the tournament.

(The screen cuts to group 1. The awful new P. Diddy song “Diddy” is playing in the background. Davis is dancing, Ken just sighs, and Giovanni shakes his head.)

Giovanni: I’ll have you know that this is THE WORST song I’ve EVER heard EVER!

Davis: Hey! I could make this song be about me! “The D, the A, the V, the I, the S, the D, the A, the V, it’s Davis! It’s Davis!”

Giovanni and Ken: *sigh*

Meilin: That’s really sad, Davis...

Li: Uh-huh. Shouldn’t we be battling? The tournament is in 10 minutes.

Davis: Why? “I am number 1! No matter if you like it I’ll tell you sit down and write it!”

(That was Nelly! He rules!)

Giovanni: Enough rap! Battle now!

Davis: Fine.

(The screen cuts to group 2.)

Lilly: Like, does anyone have any last minute questions?

Goku: How many Pokémon can we use in these battles?

Lilly: Just 1.

Goku: Could I use my Umbreon?

Daisy: I think you have to use the Eevee you just got.

Goku: But Bunny wants to fight!

Vegeta: Quit whining, Kakarot. You’re going to lose any way.

Goku: You know, Vegeta, I seem to remember Bulma telling you that you need to stop insulting me so much.

Vegeta: Shut up, Kakarot.

(Over by Trunks and Goten...)

Trunks: AHHH! I was so close that time!

Goten: Give it up, Trunks! Your Geodude will never beat my Poliwag.

Trunks: That’s fine. I’ll just beat you at the martial arts tournament. Again.

(Trunks sticks his tongue out at Goten. Goten folds his arms and pouts. Now we go over to Darien and Suzuka at group 3)

Suzuka: You’re getting good at this Darien! I knew you’d do better when you stopped worrying about Michelle.

Darien: What? Michelle who?

Suzuka: That’s the spirit!

(Over by Michelle and Tenchi....)

Tenchi: I’m all trained out. I don’t think I can learn anything else now.

Michelle: Good. I’ve had enough practicing. Lets get to the tournament already!

Tenchi: It’s only 5 more minutes. Calm down. Any way, did you get a chance to talk to Suzuka? She’s really nice.

Michelle: Grrrrrrrr.......

Tenchi: She knows a whole lot about fighting and stuff. She’s really neat.

Michelle: Grrrrr....

Mew: Dude, I think she’s going to explode...

Michelle: I AM NOT GOING TO EXPLODE!

(Everyone looks over at her. Then you hear Darien say something about her being crazy.)

Tenchi: Ummmmm..... Are you okay, Michelle?

Michelle: NO!

Tenchi: Uhhhh.... Was it something I said?

Michelle: Grrrrr.... Duck!

Tenchi: Where!?

(Michelle hits him in the back of the head. Thunder and Mew laugh. Michelle growls some more, and Tenchi rubs his head.)

Tenchi: What was that for!?

Michelle: For being a moron!

(She walks away.)

Tenchi: I’m never going to understand her...

Thunder: Me either.

Mew: Suprise, suprise.

Thunder and Tenchi: What’s that supposed to mean!?

(Mew laughs. We all do... for some reason any way.... Any how, it’s tournament time! Everyone gets set for the tournament.)

Mew: Okay! Lets get started!

Davis: Why? I already said: “I am number 1! No matter if you like it I’ll tell you sit down and write it! I am number 1! Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! Tell me, what does it take to be number 1? Two is not a winner and 3 nobody remembers!”

Thunder: You never said all that...

Mew: ANY WAY, as much as we love you, Davis, we still have to have the tournament.

Davis: Awwwww..... Oh well! “The D, the A, the V, the I, the S, the D, the A, the V, it’s Davis! It’s Davis!”

Mew: *sigh* Lets get this started!

(Lots of battles go by till there are only a few people left. Let’s say that Davis, Suzuka, Goku, and Goten are left.)

Mew: Wow! What a tournament!

(Actually fans, you didn’t miss much.)

Mew: Hush, narrator!

(Sorry.)

Thunder: Any way, the next battle will be Davis versus Goku!

Chi Chi: GO GOKU! YOU CAN DO IT!

Gohan: Yeah! You’re going to win it all, dad!

Madison: Ignore them, Davis! This is all yours!

Davis: Of course! Seeing as I am number 1!

Vegeta: No more singing! Stop the singing! You sang through the entire tournament! Just stop now!

Giovanni: Yes. Please do stop.

(They battle. As much as we love Davis, Goku wins.)

Goten: Yay daddy!

Mew: It’s your turn now, Goten. You’ll be facing Suzuka.

Goku: And he’ll win too!

(And he does! Do you know why? Because he’s such a sweet heart!)

Mew: Wow! Imagine if Gohan had been in the tournament.

Thunder: That was great! It’s so nice to see the father and son doing so well at the same thing!

Mew: Well, now it’s Goku versus Goten! I wonder who’s gonna win it.

Chi Chi: It doesn’t matter to me.

Gohan: Yeah! Just do your best,

Mew: WAIT! Don’t start yet! Lets see who...... Supreme Kai thinks the winner will be!

Supreme Kai: Well, Goten is good, but Goku is far more experienced.

Thunder: Who do you think the winner will be, Trunks?

Trunks: Goten! You can do it, Goten!

Mew: What about you, Vegeta?

Vegeta: I think the game was rigged.

Mew: It wasn’t! I WANTED to rig it in favor of Tenchi, but Thunder wouldn’t let me.

Darien: Why Tenchi!? Why not me!? Why does everyone love Tenchi!? What is so damn great about Tenchi!?

(Everyone looks at him. He slides down in his chair.)

Thunder: Any way.... That’d be cheating! Any way, lets get the battle started!

(The battle starts. After 1 hit, Goku is about to win, but being the nice guy that he is, he makes Ears (That’s what he named his new Eevee) throw the fight. He even does it in such a way that no one can tell he threw the battle. Well, almost no one can tell...)

Goten: YAY! YAY! I won! I won!

Trunks: Good job, Goten!

Mew: (To Goku) You so threw that fight.

Goku: (To Mew) You honestly believe I’d beat my own son? I don’t think so. I’d never hear the end of it from Chi Chi.

Mew: (To Goku) Well, that was a good thing you did. Until he finds out and accuses you of not trusting his ability to cope.

Goku: (to Mew) Who says he’s going to find out? I’M not going to tell him.

Goten: I beat you, daddy! Did I do good?

Goku: What? Oh. Yeah! Of course you did! Ummm.... Mew? It’s kinda off topic, but you wouldn’t happen to have any food around here would you?

Mew: How can you be thinking of food at a time like this!? You’re supposed to be telling your son how proud of him you are!

Goku: He already knows! I’m really hungry! All that training makes a guy hungry, you know!

Thunder: I hear you, Goku. The food’s over there.

(Goku runs off camera to the food table. Goten follows him)

Mew: Wasn’t that a sweet ending?

Thunder: Yeah...

Mew: Well, I guess that’s our show.

Thunder: It can’t be! We still have time! Lets talk to our guests that seem to have gathered at the food table.

(They go over to the food table.)

Thunder: Okay! Lets talk to.... Goten! Congratulations on your big win!

Goten: (with his mouth full) Thanks a lot, Thunder!

Mew: Are you going to keep training your Pokémon?

Goten: Uh-huh! I even thought of a name for her!

(Thunder and Mew look at each other. Then they laugh)

Mew: What is it, dear?

Goten: Polly!

Goku: (with his mouth full) That’s a good name, son.

Vegeta: Look at Kakarot and the boy. They are exactly the same. I don’t think this world needs another Kakarot.

Mew: Oh Vegeta! You’re so silly! There’s nothing wrong with another Goku! We love Goku!

Thunder: And besides. Your kid acts a lot like you do.

Vegeta: At least we know he grows out of it.

Mew: True. The world really doesn’t need another Vegeta!

(Everyone laughs)

Vegeta: Hey!

(They laugh some more.)

Mew: Oh Vegeta, you know we love you too!

Hercule: But everyone loves me the best because....

(He jumps up on to the table)

Hercule: .... I’m HERCULE!

Everyone: Get down and shut up, Hercule!

(He gets off the table and sits down. Well, he actually slides down. Everyone laughs at him. Especially Mew. The girl is dying.)

Thunder: Dude, Mew, it’s not that funny.

Mew: Yes- it- is! Hahahahahahahahaha!

(Mew Two walks over to everyone.)

Mew Two: Hello everyone.

Everyone: Hi Mew Two! What’s up?

Mew Two: I set up your martial arts tournament. It will be tomorrow. I was even able to the World Martial Arts Tournament announcer.

Vegeta: Excellent! I get to fight Kakarot! I get to fight Kakarot!

(Everyone looks at him)

Vegeta: What? I’m very excited about this.

Mew: Who’s the 16th fighter?

Mew Two: Some guy named Dabura.

(Goku, Gohan, Piccolo, the Supreme Kai, and Vegeta all give him a scared look.)

Gohan: L-lord of the demons Dabura?

Mew Two: Yeah. You know him?

Gohan: WHY!? WHY DO THESE THINGS ALWAS HAPPEN TO ME!?

Number 18: It can’t be that bad, Gohan.

Gohan: You weren’t there! He was mean! He turned Krillin and Piccolo to stone, he tried to kill me, and then Vegeta tried to kill us! I still have nightmares about that day...

Vegeta: You’re still upset about that?

Goku: Calm down, Gohan. You might not have to fight him.

Trunks: He’s probably mot all that bad any way.

Vegeta: You got that right. The guy just has some nasty spit. Just stay away from it.

Trunks: I bet I could beat him up. He’ll be sorry he messed with me!

Vegeta: Of course you’ll beat him up.

Mew: ENOUGH! Dabura is 16 and that’s that! I promise they’ll be no stone spitting or what ever.

Mew Two: The tournament will be held in the state of the art Martial Arts Arena on Machoke Island. The only spectators that will be allowed in are guests chosen by Thunder, Mew, or myself. Also, each contestant can bring 1 person to watch.

Hercule: But my cheer team has more than 1 cheer leader!

Mew Two: TS. You get 1.

Mew: Can you remind us who the fighters are?

Mew Two: Certainly! Fighting in your tournament will be: Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, Hercule, Videl, Piccolo, Shin (the Supreme Kai if you forgot), Number 18, little Trunks, Goten, future Trunks, Chi Chi, Dabura, Blossom, Whitefire, and Zarbon.

Mew: That’s a good list.

Thunder: It sure is! Tomorrow’s going to be great!

Izzy: But, how come Trunks gets to be in it twice?

Mew: One is future Trunks. The other is little shorty over there.

Trunks: I’m almost as tall as you are Mew!

Davis: You know, that poor kid’s going to be really short. Look at Vegeta. He’s like three seven.

Vegeta: Hey! I’m four feet six inches tall thank you!

Mew: Any way, we’ve met future Trunks and he’s quite a bit taller.

Davis: If you say so... I still think he’ll be about four feet tall.

Li: You’re barely four feet tall, Davis.

Davis: I’m four eleven!

Thunder: Stop! You’re all taller than me!

Davis: Hey! We are!

Vegeta: That really does make you fell nice.

(Thunder glares at him.)

Mew Two: Maybe we should end this before someone gets hurt....

Mew: Right!

Thunder: That’s it for the TPAMS Pokémon Training Special 2!

Mew: I hope you all had a great time because we sure did!

Thunder: Tune in tomorrow to se the World Martial Arts Tournament Special! It’s gonna rock!

Mew: Uh-huh!

Everyone: BYE!

That’s it for today’s episode of The Pikachu and Mew Show. Tune in tomorrow to see the World Martial Arts Tournament Special! Supposedly it’s going to “rock”. But before we go, Davis had something he wanted to say. Take it away Davis!

Davis: Thanks narrator! I wanted to sing a few songs for you. Ahem. First I’ll sing “Davis” by ME: Davis which was originally “Diddy” by P. Diddy! Okay. “The D, the A, the V, the I, the S, the D, the A, the V, it’s Davis! It’s Davis!-”

We’ve already heard that, Davis. Several times.

Davis: Okay! How about this? Ahem. “You’ve got it, you’ve got it bad-”

I’m not a big Usher fan, Davis.

Davis: Okay, okay. How about this? Ahem, AHEM. “My whole life has changed! Since you came in... I knew back then-”

Genuine? Is this going somewhere, Davis?

Davis: Not really. I just like those songs. I like this Ja Rule song too! “What.. Do I do-”

I HATE that song.

Davis: Okay. Let me try another.

Why?

Davis: PLEASE!?

Okay, fine.

Davis: Okay! “I’m real-”

Maybe, but you aren’t J-Lo.

Davis: Awwww... You’re no fun, narrator.

I’m fun! Just watch! I’m the funnest guy in the world! Wait. Is funnest a word? No! Okay, I might not be the smartest guy in the world, but I am fun. Very fun, even. Just watch. “Hey! Where the party at?-”

Davis: That has so been done.

Mew: ENOUGH! END THE SHOW NOW!

*Sigh* Yes ma’am. That’s it for today’s episode of TPAMS-

Davis: “If you want to go and take a ride with me-”

I hope we’ll be seeing you tomorrow. Actually, I know I will, but I wanted to sound a little more humble. Any way, good night everyone!

Davis: Word! Peace out!