Thunder: Hello and welcome to episode 34 of The Pikachu and Mew Show!

Mew: Today’s guests, well some of them, are all new!

Thunder: As to say, they’ve never been on our show before.

Mew: And they are: Harry and Ron Mac Dougall from Outlaw Star, and Mondo and Rockna from Mon Colle Knights! We’ll also have a super suprise guest that we can’t even mention. We want to keep it a secret from Vegeta.

Thunder: We’ll also have Gene, Suzuka, Davis, Madison, Vegeta, Goku, Shiro, and Giovanni!

Mew Two: Maybe you should stop having Giovanni on for awhile.

Thunder and Mew: NO!

Mew Two: Uhhhh.... Okay then. Would you like to start now?

Mew: Yes.

Mew Two: Okay. Your first guests are Harry and Ron Mac Dougall.

(They walk onto the stage.)

Mew: Hi guys.

Thunder: Hey.

Harry: Hello.

Ron: Hi.

Thunder: Okay. So Ron is older?

Ron: Yes.

Thunder: And you’re the pirate brothers?

Harry: we aren’t pirates. We’re more like bounty hunters.

Ron: Yes. We go where the money is.

Mew: That’s wonderful. Any way, if you’re brothers, how come you look nothing alike?

Ron: Harry is adopted.

Harry: I’m a bio-android!

Thunder: Is that what you call yourself? That’s nice. So you’re part robot?

Harry: Yep! See? I have a robot arm.

(He shows them all the gears and such in his arm)

Thunder: Neat...

Mew: I like your hair. It’s pretty.

Harry: Thank you! You have pretty hair too.

Mew: Really?

Harry: Sure!

Thunder: All you ever do is brush your fur, Mew. Of course it looks nice.

Mew: Quiet you. Any way, were you guys the ones that killed Gene’s father?

Ron: Maybe, maybe not. I forget.

Harry: That’s what he always says.

Mew: I don’t like that answer.

Ron: Well, I do forget. I’ve blown up lots of ships in my day. Gene’s father’s ship may have been one of them.

Thunder: So you’ll kill anyone?

Ron: If the price is right.

Thunder: That’s really evil of you.

Ron: It’s a living.

Thunder: What kind of example are you for Harry?

Ron: He does what he wants. He doesn’t have to help if he doesn’t want to.

Harry: I like helping my brother. He’s the only one that understands me.

Mew: I’m sure if you looked you could find lots of friends that understand you.

Harry: You think so?

Mew: Sure!

Ron: *sigh* (muttering) He is so dumb sometimes...

Thunder: Any way, you’re really evil.

Ron: Oh well. Are you done with me yet?

Mew: If you want to leave, by all means, go ahead.

Ron: Okay.

(He walks off the stage)

Harry: Can I help you host? Please!? I’ve always wanted to host a talk show.

Mew: I don’t mind.

Thunder: Me either.

Mew Two: Okay. I’ll give you new guests then. Next up is Mondo and Rockna.

(They walk onto the stage)

Mew: Hi.

Harry: Hello.

Thunder: What up?

Mondo: Hello!

Rockna: Hi.

Thunder: Okay. Now that greetings are all taken care of, lets talk about- Raise up?

Mew: What?

Thunder: Listen. Do you hear it? Raise Up! Petey Pablo, you know?

Mew: That’s probably Lightning.

Mew Two: Indeed it is. He’s raising up back here. Just ignore him.

Harry: May I ask a question!? Please!?

Mew: Of course.

Harry: Okay! What exactly is a Mon Colle Knight?

Thunder: Good question.

Mondo: Well, there are only the two of us, but we go to Mon World and try to collect the monster items.

Rockna: We also help protect the monsters from the forces of evil.

Mew: I see. Is that fun?

Rockna: It sure is!

Mondo: Yeah! It’s a blast!

Thunder: You called us to come on our show, didn’t you?

Rockna: Yeah. We wanted to ask a favor of you, actually.

Mew: What’s that?

Mondo: Will you help us become Pokémon trainers?

Rockna: We’ve heard of so many people making it big that way and we wanted to give it a try. What do you say?

Thunder: Sure we’ll help you.

Mew: We love to help you.

Harry: Really? I didn’t know you were that big on helping.

Mew: Of course we are.

(Mew Two walks on to the stage and hands Mew a sheet of paper. Then he walks off the stage)

Thunder: What’s that?

Mew: I’m supposed to read it. It says “The essay contest has been called off due to lack of entries.” and that we’ve found a leader in the “We love Thunder and Mew This Much” contest. Someone went on Anime Talk and sang a song about us. We’re waiting another week before we pick a winner, so you can still beat that if you wanted to try.

Thunder: Okay. Thanks, Two!

Mew Two: No problem.

Thunder: Okay. Back to the interview. If you really want to be trainers, we can hook you up.

Mondo: That’d be great! I told you they’d help us, Rockna!

Rockna: You were right. Good call.

(Van walks onto the stage and hands Mew a sheet of paper. Then he walks off the stage)

Thunder: Why does Mew get all the notes!?

Mew: Ooooh! It says the suprise guest has just arrived as well as the guests of honor! We’re supposed to get the guests of honor out here quick before they see the suprise guest.

Thunder: Okay. I guess we’ll have to have you two back later. We’ll get you your Pokémon after the show.

Mondo and Rockna: Okay! Bye!

(They walk off the stage)

Mew Two: Okay. Your next guests are the guests of honor. Specifically, that’s Vegeta and his family!

(They walk onto the stage.)

Mew: Hi!

Vegeta: Who is it!?

Bulma: Vegeta! You’re supposed to greet them first.

Trunks: But mom! We want answers!

Mew: And answers you shall have soon enough.

Thunder: First we have to annoy you by leaving you in suspense.

Harry: It’s more fun that way, right?

Mew: You got it!

Thunder: So, how are you guys today?

Vegeta: We’re fine! Tell us who it is now!

Thunder: Gosh, Vegeta. You’re worse than a 5 year old at Christmas. Be patient.

Trunks: You know what happened to me yesterday?

Mew: What’s that?

Trunks: I got a puppy!

Thunder: Really?

Trunks: Yep! Her name is Sunny.

Mew: Cool.

Trunks: Yeah. Me and Goten took her for a walk and she ran into the pond and we chased her. Then we were all wet and we got into trouble, but it was really fun!

Thunder: That sounds fun. Have you done anything fun lately, Vegeta?

Vegeta: No. I want to know who’s here now!

Mew: We still have to talk to Bulma. Wait.

Thunder: So, how are you, Bulma?

Bulma: I’m fine. Thanks for asking.

Mew: Did you know that your husband is about as patient as Thunder in a buffet line?

Bulma: Yeah. He hates not knowing things.

Vegeta: Yes! So tell me who’s here!

Harry: I don’t think you’re setting a very good example for your son.

Mew: Yeah. Trunks, don’t be like your dad. He’s bad.

Trunks: Okay!

Thunder: Do you want to know who’s here now, Vegeta?

Vegeta: Yes!

Mew: Okay. After you told us about your childhood, we thought, who could we get to tell us even more about Vegeta? After a lot of thinking we remembered how you told us that the planet Vegeta wasn’t ever blown up.

Thunder: So we sent Mew Two to get the one person that knows more about you than anyone else!

Vegeta: You didn’t!

Mew: You know who it is now don’t you?

Vegeta: I do and I wish you wouldn’t have done that.

Trunks: Who is it, dad!? I want to know who it is!

Thunder: Should we bring him out?

Mew: Yeah!

Mew Two: You want me to get him?

Vegeta: No! Anyone but him!

Harry: I bet that makes you want to bring him out even more.

Mew: You are so right, Harry! Got get him, Two.

(Everyone waits in suspense for Mew Two to return with the suprise guests. Vegeta is hitting himself in the head while Bulma and Trunks watch curiously to see who it could possibly be. Mew Two returns and walks out onto the stage)

Mew Two: He wants a proper introduction.

Mew: Okay. Go ahead.

Mew Two: Okay! You’re next guest is the honorable King Vegeta.

(He walks onto the stage. Vegeta rests his head on his hands)

Mew: That’s right, Vegeta!

Thunder: we got your dad!

*Okay. King Vegeta is the dad, Vegeta is the son. Okay? Good!*

King Vegeta: Hello Thunder and Mew. Son! Long time no see! What have you been up to?

Vegeta: This isn’t happening. This is all some terrible nightmare. I’m going to wake up now. Now! NOW!

Bulma: Vegeta!

Trunks: Who’s that dad?

Thunder: That’s your grandfather.

King Vegeta: I’m a grandfather!? And you didn’t tell me! What’s your name young man?

Trunks: I’m Trunks! Are you a real king?

King Vegeta: You didn’t teach your son about his family!? Vegeta, I’m disappointed! I figured you would have at least done that. Of course I’m a real king.

Trunks: Cool! That makes dad a prince.. And me too! I’m royalty!

Mew: Isn’t that cute! He’s all excited about being royalty!

Thunder: Please have a seat, King Vegeta. We wanted to talk to you about your son.

(King Vegeta sits down. Vegeta just keeps shaking his head and muttering something about eliminating Thunder and Mew.)

Mew: Okay your majesty, what was Vegeta like when he was little?

King Vegeta: He was a good boy. Always staying out of trouble. And he liked to go sit around with the common people.

Thunder: Was he always short tempered and crabby?

King Vegeta: Not at all! He must have picked that up from Freiza.

Mew: Were you going to pay the ransom to get him back?

King Vegeta: I most certainly was! Frieza began firing on the planet, so I was unable to send it to him.

Thunder: Why didn’t the planet blow up?

King Vegeta: We got very lucky. The shot that should have destroyed Vegeta was deflected by something. We don’t know what, but we’re really happy it missed and hit one of the moons.

Mew: That must have been what you saw blow up, Vegeta!

Vegeta: That’s fantastic. (sarcasm) I must ask father, why are you here?

King Vegeta: To visit you since you never come home.

Bulma: You expect him to go all the way back to your planet? That’s so far away. He’d be gone for ages.

King Vegeta: And who are you?

Mew: Your daughter in law.

King Vegeta: I can’t believe you have a family that you didn’t even tell your parents about. Your mother is going to be so mad at you.

Thunder: It looks like you’re in trouble, Vegeta.

King Vegeta: He most certainly will be.

Trunks: Wait. So you’re the king of a whole planet?

King Vegeta: Yes.

Trunks: Sweet! Wait till I tell Goten! I bet his grandfather isn’t the king of a whole planet!

Mew: Do you remember Kakarot, your majesty?

King Vegeta: Wasn’t that the child we sent to destroy this planet? I swear I sent someone to kill him.

Thunder: It was his brother. Kakarot, or Goku as we call him, and his son defeated the guy you sent to kill him. That Goten Trunks keeps talking about is his son.

King Vegeta: I see. So there’s another saiyen here?

Mew: You got it!

King Vegeta: Oy. Why would the crowned prince of the planet Vegeta want to live on this planet? I can’t see why you like it here, son.

Vegeta: I have a life here. I’m not just going to leave because you showed up.

King Vegeta: And why not? How are you going to take your place as king if you’re here? I’m not going to live forever.

Vegeta: See, Mew! That’s why I don’t want to talk to him. I knew if he came any where near me he’d try to make me go back.

Harry: You don’t want to?

Vegeta: No!

King Vegeta: And why not?

Vegeta: I just don’t want to go! You can’t make me abandon my life on earth to go rule a planet I can barely remember. That’s crazy!

King Vegeta: You’d rather stay on this hole, no offense Thunder and Mew, than return home where you belong?

Vegeta: Do you honestly believe my family would like to move to a planet they know nothing about that’s billions of miles from their friends?

King Vegeta: You have an obligation to your people, Vegeta.

Vegeta: I do not! I’m not going!

Mew: Man. If I talked to my dad like that, I’d be in so much trouble.

Vegeta: You don’t understand. This is different.

King Vegeta: It is not. You must return home.

Trunks: Can I bring my dog?

Vegeta: That’s not important because we aren’t going.

Thunder: Well. This is quite a dilemma we have here. King Vegeta wants Vegeta to go back and rule Vegeta, but Vegeta doesn’t want to go.

Harry: I’m all confused!

Mew: Lets discuss this rationally now. King Vegeta, you must admit, Vegeta brings up a good point. He does have family and friends here. It would be extremely difficult to just pack up and leave.

King Vegeta: But by staying he’s turning his back on his family and his people. He is needed back on Vegeta more than he is here.

Mew: But King Vegeta! If he went back to Vegeta, he’d never see any of his friends again. And what about Bulma and Trunks? Suppose they don’t like it there.

Trunks: I want to go!

Thunder: If you go, you’ll never see Goten again...

Trunks: Really?

Mew: Yeah.

Trunks: And we couldn’t cause trouble any more... Or make fun of Gohan’s girlfriend... Or chase small animals on the flying cloud thingy?

Mew: Nope.

Trunks: Awwww! I don’t want to go any more!

King Vegeta: *sigh* Look at it this way, Vegeta. You can always come to visit Earth. When ever you wanted. And you’d be among your own kind. There’d be no more hiding your powers from the humans.

Bulma: He doesn’t hide them now. Just the other day he threatened the neighbors because their cat kept knocking the bird feeder out of our tree.

Mew: But that’s not really the same, King Vegeta.

Vegeta: Yeah. You didn’t exactly look for me when Frieza took me. Maybe if you would have, I never would have came here and I wouldn’t mind going back.

(Goku walks onto the stage)

Goku: Are you going somewhere, Vegeta?

Vegeta: No, Kakarot, I’m not.

King Vegeta: Yes you are, Vegeta.

Goku: Hey! You look kinda like Vegeta! Are you his father?

King Vegeta: I am.

Goku: Neat! I’m Goku! I was the one you sent to destroy the earth!

King Vegeta: So you are the one they call Goku?

Goku: Yep! Are you taking Vegeta away?

King Vegeta: I am. He needs to come home to Vegeta and take his place as king.

Goku: You want to take him back to Vegeta!? You can’t! If you take him back to Vegeta, who will listen to my pointless stories and help me remember things and take Goten to the park when I’m trying to take a nap? Who will constantly insult me and treat me like dirt and constantly challenge me to fights and.... and... You can’t take Vegeta away! He’s my best friend in the whole world.

Mew: Really?

Goku: Yes! I’d be so sad if he left.

King Vegeta: You are a saiyen?

Goku: I am.

King Vegeta: Then you should understand why he must leave.

Goku: If you’re alive, then the planet Vegeta still has a king and Vegeta can stay here!

Vegeta: People die, Kakarot.

Goku: You don’t want to go, do you Vegeta?

Vegeta: No! I like earth! I’m stronger than everyone here! And earthlings are so foolish.. It’s very amusing... And it really is a very nice planet.

Thunder: I really don’t think he wants to go, King Vegeta.

King Vegeta: So you’re telling me you want me to give the throne to your sister? Do you know what will happen if I do that!? She’ll turn it into the fashion capital of the universe! It’ll be all scary and weird... I can’t do that! You must return now, Vegeta.

Thunder: Wait, wait, wait. He has a sister!? Then you have no argument. She can just become the queen of Vegeta and Vegeta can stay here.

King Vegeta: I would, but his sister is a little weird...

Mew: Look King Vegeta, we all really like Vegeta a lot and would be really, really, sad if he left. We understand you want him to go home, but we need him here. Me and Thunder have him on our show almost ever day, poor Goku will be besides himself with grief if you take his best friend away, and Trunks... If you separate Trunks and Goten, they’ll both go nuts!

King Vegeta: You’re underestimating your own ability to adjust-

Thunder: We aren’t! We’re all like... like...

Mew: A big family! And Vegeta is right in the middle. If you take him away, we’ll become dysfunctional and end up on Jerry Springer.

King Vegeta: I don’t want that...

Mew: I promise that we’ll make him and his family visit sometimes. And you can come visit when ever you want too.

Thunder: We’ll make him call and write and send presents on holidays and-

King Vegeta: He really does have a life here doesn’t he?

Mew: Yeah!

Vegeta: So you understand why I can’t leave.

King Vegeta: I suppose... If these earthlings really care about you that much I would be pretty evil to make you leave.

Vegeta: Not that I would have went any way.

King Vegeta: Next time I come, I’m bringing your mother.

Vegeta: You wouldn’t!

King Vegeta: Try me.

Mew: I’m so glad we settled this!

Thunder: You owe us, Vegeta.

Vegeta: You brought him here!

King Vegeta: I would have found you sooner or later. Your mother demanded that we search for you. We’ve been looking for years. For some reason it never occurred to us to look for you here. She’ll be very happy to know you’re here and alive. Your sister might be a little disappointed though...

Vegeta: Tell her she’s not going to be rid of me that easily. And also tell her to stay out of my room!

(everyone laughs)

Vegeta: I’m serious.

Trunks: That’s funny dad! But, if you’ve been gone for lots of years, what’s to say she hasn’t already gone in your room?

Vegeta: I’m assuming that she hasn’t.

Bulma: You shouldn’t assume things.

King Vegeta: Yes. We all know what happens when you do that.

Mew: You have that joke on Vegeta, too!?

King Vegeta: Of course we do!

Mew: Say, have you ever seen a super saiyen, your majesty?

King Vegeta: I haven’t I thought they were only a legend...

Goku: Naw! I’m one. I was the first one! Then Vegeta, then Gohan, then Trunks and Goten.

King Vegeta: The children can do that?

Vegeta: Yes. Where have you been, father? (sarcasm)

(They all laugh)

Mew: Wait. In the 8 pages you’ve been here, King Vegeta, you haven’t told us about the planet Vegeta. What’s it like there?

King Vegeta: Well, it’s a lot like earth, except it has a higher gravity and 10-errr- 9 moons. There WERE 10 moons until Freiza blew up the 10th one.

Thunder: Shouldn’t that have thrown off the planet’s orbit or something?

King Vegeta: Actually, a bunch of deserted ships took the place of the 10th moon. Freiza forgot most of his fleet and the 100 ships were about the size of the 10th moon, so they went into orbit and took the moon’s place.

Mew: Do people live on the moons?

King Vegeta: 7 of them have people living on them. Luckily, the one Freiza blew up had no one living on it.

Harry: Do the moons have names?

King Vegeta: Yes.

Mew: Did you name them? What are they?

King Vegeta: No. I didn’t name them. They were all named for the planet they circle, Vegeta.

Thunder: With numbers after it?

King Vegeta: Yes.

Mew: That is so unoriginal. Can I rename them?

King Vegeta: Okay. But I’ll only change it if I like your names.

*These names are really weird but I’m going to put attempts at pronunciation keys after each one. Single letters (“E”, for example) are pronounced by just saying the letter. Got that? Okay!*

Mew: Okay. Let me see... I know! Okay! I pick the names: Ekopwolsia(E-Kop-Wol-C-A), Elixia(E-Lix-E-A), Owtwemia(Out-Wem-E-A), Emulpelivia(E-Mul-Pel-E-V-A), Mossollebia(Moss-Ol-Leb-E-A), Uhcakipia(Uh-Ca-Key-P-A), Ibelecia(Ib-El-Li-C-A), Uhciaria(Uh-C-R-E-A), and Nomuga(Nom-Mu-Ga).

King Vegeta: What!? I can’t pronounce any of those.

Mew: That’s okay! I’ll send you a pronunciation key.

King Vegeta: I don’t know...

Goku: I think they sound cool...

Trunks: You made those words up, didn’t you?

Mew: Yep! Most of them are the names of Pokémon spelled backwards with an “ia” at the end.

Harry: How very creative of you.

Mew: Thanks!

King Vegeta: I’ll think about it.

Thunder: Oh my! Look at the time. We really need to get to a new guest now. Thanks so much for coming, King Vegeta!

King Vegeta: Thank you for having me. I get to come back again don’t I? I want to come back!

Mew: Come back any time!

King Vegeta: Yes!

(Everyone looks at him)

Thunder: Are you sure you’re Vegeta’s dad?

King Vegeta: Yeah. Bye!

Thunder and Mew: Bye!

(He walks off the stage)

Mew: You stay here, Vegeta. We aren’t done with you. You to Goku!

Thunder: You 2 can go, though.

Goku: What are you going to do with us?

Mew: You’ll see. Sit down right in those chairs there.

(Trunks and Bulma walk off the stage. Goku and Vegeta go to some chairs that are set up across the stage from Thunder and Mew.)

Mew Two: I’ll ask Van to get the stuff ready.

Mew: Great! Thanks.

Mew Two: Also, your next guest is-

Mew: I don’t care who it’s supposed to be. Send out Giovanni and Shiro!

Mew Two: What a combination... Might I ask why?

Mew: I need them for this too.

Harry: What exactly are you doing?

(Thunder whispers something to him.)

Harry: That sounds fun! Is there any way I can help out?

Mew: You could go help Van prepare the stuff.

Harry: Okay.

(He walks off the stage. Shiro walks past him onto the stage and sits down.)

Mew: Where’s Vanni?

Shiro: He was with us all in the waiting room one minute, then when I turned to tell him he had to come out, he was gone.

Thunder: That’s odd. But he HAS been acting very strange lately.

Shiro: Really?

Mew: Yeah. You probably don’t notice on the show, but if you talk to him any where else he’s... he’s.... not himself...

Shiro: How so?

Thunder: Well, he kinda disappears sometimes. You want to talk to him, and he’s not where he was supposed to be.

Mew: And he hasn’t yelled at us in ages...

Shiro: Maybe he’s sick.

Mew: Oh no! I hope not...

Thunder: What if... he’s.... dying? People act differently when they know their life is about to end...

Mew: Don’t say that! I’m sure he’s fine. We can’t worry about him now, though. We’re supposed to be talking about Shiro.

Shiro: Okay. What about me?

Mew: What’s up?

Shiro: Not a lot.

Mew: Have you been invited to any parties lately?

Shiro: Actually, Darien is having this party that he invited me to. It’s tonight.

Mew: Are you going?

Shiro: I think so. I don’t see why I wouldn’t. Were you invited?

Thunder: Yeah. We can’t make it, though. Lightning will be at the party, and since he’s there, we have to come to the board meeting ourselves.

Mew: We let Lightning go because we decided he needed a break.

Shiro: I see.

Thunder: Is that all you have?

Shiro: I think so. If you remember, I don’t have a very interesting life.

Mew: I’m telling you, Shiro, go to “The Club” and make a friend or 3.

Shiro: Don’t hurt me, but, what exactly IS “The Club”? I’ve heard of it, but I’ve never actually been there.

Mew: You’ve never been to “The Club”!?

Thunder: You’ve been missing out, dude.

Mew: Well, it’s basically a night club that only lets well known and famous people in.

Shiro: Could I get in?

Mew: Yes, dear. You’re a celebrity, even if you have no life at all...

Thunder: Come on, Shiro. Me and you can go there tomorrow. The food is great and you’ll have lots of fun!

Shiro: Okay.

Mew: That’s great! You’ll come and tell me how it went won’t you?

Shiro: Of course.

Mew: Okay. Now, can you be a dear and do me a really big favor?

Shiro: Okay.

Mew: Take that list Mew Two has and go buy everything on it.

Shiro: Okay. Bye!

(He walks off the stage.)

Vegeta: Ummmm... What exactly do you want with us?

Mew: It’s a suprise. Calm down. We won’t hurt you, I promise.

Goku: I’m hungry, Mew! Does this suprise involve food?

Mew: Maybe, maybe not. You’ll just have to wait and see.

Mew Two: Next up is Gene and Suzuka.

(They walk onto the stage)

Mew: Hi guys!

Thunder: Hey.

Gene: Hi.

Suzuka: Hello.

Mew: I’m so glad you guys were able to join us today.

Gene: Why’s that?

Thunder: She’s always happy to see everyone.

Suzuka: I know where Giovanni is.

(Everyone looks at her)

Mew: What was that?

Suzuka: I know where Giovanni is. You were talking to Shiro about it, and I know where he is.

Thunder: Really!?

Mew: Where!?

Suzuka: I’m not supposed to say-

Mew: He told you but he won’t tell us!?

Suzuka: I actually found out by accident. He made me swear not to tell.

Thunder: You can tell us, Suzuka.

Suzuka: I can’t. If Giovanni wants you to know, he’ll tell you himself.

Mew: Grrrrr! What is the deal with him!? He’s been acting so weird!

Gene: Maybe he’s finally gone crazy.

Suzuka: Nope.

Mew: If we guess, will you tell us if we’re right or not?

Suzuka: I’m sorry, but I can’t do that. All I’ll tell you is he’s not crazy.

Mew: Awwww...

Thunder: Lay off it, Mew. Lets talk about you guys. What’s new with you, Gene?

Gene: Nothing really.

Thunder: What about you, Suzuka?

Suzuka: I started teaching.

Mew: Really?

Suzuka: Yes. I teach fourth grade.

Gene: We can’t go any where because of it.

Suzuka: I already told you that the Outlaw Star isn’t going any where for awhile now that it’s Thunder and Mew’s.

Gene: Suppose it did. Then I would be one crew member short.

Suzuka: You were fine without me in the beginning.

Gene: But we need your insightful commentary.

Suzuka: Then hire a replacement. They can give you “insightful commentary” just as well as I can.

Gene: But that’s not the same-

Suzuka: Tough.

Mew: Well.... Any way, good for you-

(She stops cold. Everyone looks at her.)

Gene: Are you okay, Mew?

Thunder: Yeah. Why did you stop?

Mew: Never there.... Fourth grade..... It all makes sense now!

Thunder: I’m afraid I don’t follow you, Mew.

Mew: I’ll be back!

Thunder: Mew! Wait!

(She teleports away before Thunder can stop her to get an explanation.)

Gene: What just happened?

Suzuka: Even I’m not sure...

Thunder: Oh well... Is that all for you guys?

Gene: Yeah. I think so.

Suzuka: I have to go grade papers any way.

Thunder: Okay. Bye!

(They walk off the stage. Mew comes out. She’s on the phone.)

Mew: No one told me anything! I’m just that smart. (pause) Okay. I don’t know why- (pause) I said “Okay”. What about boarding school- (pause) I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’ll be quiet now. (pause) Any way, are you gonna be here? (pause) You have to! (pause) I’ll te- (pause) That’s what I thought. (pause) You still could have told me. (pause) Is that really how you see me? I’m hurt! (pause) Don’t take that tone with me, mister! I now have more things to blackmail you with. (pause) So you’ll be here in a little bit then? (pause) Okay. (pause) That’s fine, but why did you leave? (pause) Sad! Is everything okay? (pause) That’s good. You just get here. Remember what we planned the other day? (pause) Yeah! We’re going to do that today. (pause) They are! Any way, I’ll see you later. (pause) Blackmail..... (pause) That’s what I thought. Bye!

(She hangs up the phone)

Thunder: Who were you talking to?

Mew: That’s not important. We have a show to do! Get Davis and Madison out here, Two!

Mew Two: Okay. Davis and Madison it is.

(They walk onto the stage)

Mew: Hi guys.

Madison: Hi.

Davis: *sigh* Hello.

Thunder: What’s wrong, Davis?

Davis: Everything. But we won’t get into that now.

Madison: Yeah. That stuff is much too depressing. Lets talk about happy things!

Mew: Like.....

Madison: Like what happened yesterday!

Thunder: What happened yesterday?

Madison: Plug your ears, Davis.

(He plugs his ears)

Madison: Kari said she hated Davis.

Mew: What?

Thunder: Why?

Madison: When Davis asked her why she was being so nice all of the sudden, it came out that she was just trying to make T.K. jealous. Then Davis asked if she meant any of it and she said, and I quote: “Hahahaha! I can’t stand you! I hate you even!”

Mew: That b****!

Thunder: I think she meant “That’s awful!”.

Mew: Oh. Right...

Madison: Poor Davis was devastated, but I was glad to hear it! Now Davis listens to everything I say and doesn’t forget about me!

(She pokes Davis. He unplugs his ears.)

Davis: You told them, didn’t you?

Madison: I did.

Davis: *sigh*

Mew: I see why you’re depressed now, Davis.

Thunder: But she was a total b****, Davis. You can do so much better for yourself.

Davis: *sigh* I don’t see how. She was so wonderful....

Madison: She was using you, Davis! She isn’t wonderful!

Davis: I know that now...

Mew: Settle down, Madison. The poor boy is heartbroken.

Davis: *sniffle* She was so mean, Mew!

(He starts crying on Mew. She pats his head)

Mew: It’s okay, Davis. I always knew that Kari was nothing but trouble. But that’s okay! You can have a crush on someone else!

Davis: *sniffle* Like who?

(Mew uses hypnosis on him)

Mew: Okay Davis, you will have a crush on the next nice girl that walks into the room. When I clap my hands, you will wake up. Okay? Good!

(She claps her hands. Thunder and Madison just look at her)

Davis: Huh? *sigh* Any way, I’m never going to be able to love again! Never ever!

Mew: You say that now, but you know in a week you’ll be telling us about the next person you have a crush on.

Davis: *sniffle* I will not!

(Michelle walks onto the stage)

Michelle: Okay, Mew. I got all the stuff on the first list, but I couldn’t find any spicy Oddish sauce. Oh. Hi Madison. Hi Davis. Hi Thunder. Oh! And Goku and Vegeta! I bet you’re wondering what’s going on.

Goku: Yes. Yes we are.

Vegeta: Will you please tell us?

Michelle: That’d ruin the suprise, silly!

Mew: Can you go backstage and ask Van to call Blossom and ask her to get it?

Michelle: Okay. Bye everyone!

(She walks off the stage)

Madison: She’s so nice! I hope I can be like her when I grow up.

Mew: She is cool. Don’t you think Davis?

(He and Thunder are staring off into space)

Mew: Oops!

Madison: Mew!

Davis: I like her....

Mew: Uhhhh.... What about Kari, Davis?

Davis: Kari? Who’s Kari?

Madison: Mew! Now he’s in love with her!

Mew: How was I supposed to know she’d be the next nice girl to walk in here!?

Madison: Now you’ve done it, Mew.

Mew: I know! I know! Ummmm... Davis, you don’t really like her, do you?

Davis: Sure I do... She’s so nice.... She won’t break my heart like that mean girl that I forget her name...

(Thunder comes out of his trance deal)

Thunder: Weren’t we doing an interview?

Mew: Yes. Welcome back.

Madison: I can’t believe this...

Mew: It was an accident!

Madison: I know! But it was a really stupid accident!

Mew: At least he’s not depressed any more!

Madison: We- Oh. I guess you’re right.

Thunder: Any way, I guess that’s all we have for you 2. I hope you feel better, Davis.

Davis: I feel fine...

Madison: He means “Thanks”. Bye guys.

Thunder and Mew: Bye!

(Madison drags Davis, who is still in a trance, off the stage)

Mew: Well, all that’s left to do now is wait for everything to be ready.

(Giovanni very slowly walks onto the stage)

Giovanni: What did you do to that kid?

Thunder: Nothing. Where have you been?

Giovanni: I had stuff to do. But I’m here now, so quit complaining.

Thunder: What makes you think you can be so mean to me?

Giovanni: Would it really be any different than usual?

Thunder: Y- Oh... I guess not. Never mind.

Mew: Now that you’re finally here, we can start the fun!

Goku: Fun!? I like fun! Lets have fun!

Vegeta: This sounds dangerous....

Mew: It won’t be. Trust me.

Giovanni: Yes, Vegeta. The discomfort will only be temporary.

(He smiles evilly. Vegeta glares at him)

Mew: Okay. VAN!

(He and Michelle walk onto the stage)

Van: Yes?

Mew: Do you have everything ready?

Van: Yes, boss.

Mew: Okay then! Come on everyone!

(They all walk out to the exits.)

Thunder: You have to blindfold them.

(Van and Michelle put the blindfolds on.)

Vegeta: I don’t like this...

Goku: This is fun!

(They all go outside. You see a party set up in the parking lot. Tons of people are there, but they’re all being totally silent. They push Goku and Vegeta into some chairs)

Vegeta: Can we take the blindfolds off yet?

Mew: Okay.

(They take the blindfolds off)

Everyone: Happy-

King Vegeta: Ummm... What is this party for again? I’m afraid we’ve forgotten what to say.

Mew: It’s the party celebrating their coming to earth, silly!

Vegeta: What?!

Goku: Yay! Party!

(He runs straight for the food table)

Vegeta: You put us through all that worrying for a party?

Thunder: Duh. We wanted it to be a suprise!

Goku: (carrying a plate of food and talking with his mouth full) I’m suprised!

Vegeta: If I weren’t such a nice person I’d hurt you.

King Vegeta: Don’t be such a jerk, son! Come try some of the green stuff! It’s really good.

(Everyone starts partying and having a fun time. After watching the party for a minute or so, we see Thunder, Mew, and Goten sitting in some chairs)

Thunder: Well, that’s about all we have for today’s show.

Mew: It wasn’t really funny, but it put you through so many other emotions, am I right, Goten?

Goten: You sure are!

Thunder: Well, I’m glad you agree, Goten.

Goten: Agreeing is... Cake!

(He runs away)

Mew: Any way, tomorrow on TPAMS we’re going to have Pikkon (a very cool guy according to Goku), King Cold (Freiza’s daddy), Melphina (Gene’s android friend), Giovanni (One of Mew’s best friends), Shiro (Another one of Mew’s best friends), Meilin (Sakura’s new best friend), Kero and Blackwaygraymon looking for trouble on the streets, Kem, and 4 of Kem’s friends (Maria, Keith, Vicky, and Pam).

Thunder: Any maybe some others too. We’ll see.

Mew: All that and a whole lot more, tomorrow on TPAMS!

Thunder: Bye everyone!

Mew: BYE!

That's it for today's episode of TPAMS. Tune in tomorrow to see some pretty neat stuff.