*This episode was written after the movie and episode 39, so it doesn't fit in the episode 35 slot very well, but that's not important. Just pretend it works.*

Thunder: Hello and welcome to episode 35 of The Pikachu and Mew Show!

Mew: Does everyone remember who we said we'd have on today's episode?

Audience: Yeah!

Mew: Well, forget it. We've completely changed the line up. Pikkon, King Cold, Melphina, Shiro, Kero and Blackwargraymon, Kem, and Kem’s friends have all been canceled and rescheduled. We kept Giovanni and Meilin, and added Madison, Kaiba and Yugi, Majin Buu (the evil, skinny, pink mutant one, not the original pudgy pink one), Vegeta and Goku, Goten and little Trunks, and Kuja and a friend of his.

Thunder: It may seem that we have Kuja here as a guest after those silly misunderstandings we had recently, but Mew and I visited with Kuja in the prison and he's really not a bad guy once you get to know him. We decided to have him here (His family posted bail so he could be here) with a friend so you all could see how nice he really is.

Mew: And if that great list of guests wasn't enough, all the guests are going to bring something cool or show us a neat trick, all for your entertainment!

Thunder: You guys ready to start?

Audience: YEAH!

Mew: Okay! Lets have the first guest, Two!

Mew Two: Okay. Your first guest is Majin Buu.

(He walks onto the stage.)

Thunder: Hello.

Mew: Hi!

Buu: Hello. What is this place?

Mew: This is TPAMS's Studios, silly! You're here to do an interview.

Buu: I don't like this place. I will destroy this place!

Thunder: NO!! Ummmm.... How about we find a place that's more - uhhhhh- You, to do this interview.

Mew: Yes. Where would you like to go?

Buu: I want candy!

Mew: You like candy, eh? How about Candy Land!

Thunder: I love Candy Land!

Buu: What is Candy Land?

Mew: It's an amusement park where they have lots of candy! Would you like to go there?

Buu: Yes, please.

Mew: Candy Land it is!

(Everyone disappears. They reappear in front of a roller coaster. A bag of candy appears in front of Buu's chair. He immediately grabs some.)

Thunder: Okay. I guess we're doing our show live from Candy Land, then. Can we do the interview now, Buu?

Buu: (eating a candy bar) Yes.

Mew: Okay. What's up?

Buu: Nothing really. (holding a piece of chocolate out to Mew) Would you like some chocolate?

Mew: No, thank you. You like candy?

Buu: I love candy.

Thunder: That's nice. What's your favorite kind?

Buu: Chocolate. Do you like chocolate?

Thunder: I sure do!

Mew: Not so much.

Buu: Really?

Mew: Yeah. Most of it is too sweet for me.

Buu: Don't you eat candy?

Mew: Sometimes. I like hard candy the best.

(Buu digs around in his bag of candy.)

Thunder: What are you doing?

Buu: (digging in the bag) Finding candy for Mew. (He looks up.) There's no candy like that in my bag.

Mew: That's really okay-

Buu: I know! Don't worry, Mew. I'll bring back candy.

(He gets up and flies away.)

Thunder: Why is Buu going to get you candy?

Mew: I dunno.

(Gohan, Goten, and Trunks run onto the set)

Gohan: Mew! You have to stop him!

Mew: Why?

Goten: He's going to turn people into candy!

Mew: Oh no! Why?

Trunks: That's the only way he knows how to get candy.

Mew: Awwww.... Okay. I'll be back.

(She teleports away. We'll join her. She found Buu by the cotton candy booth. She's trying to explain to him that you shouldn't turn people into candy.)

Mew: Do you understand now?

Buu: I give money to the person, and they will give me candy?

Mew: That's right!

Buu: I thought you need people to make candy.

Mew: People do have to make it in factories, but you don't have to turn them into candy.

Buu: I get it! But, where do I get money?

Mew: You get a job.

Buu: What is a job?

Mew: Ummmmm.... Well.... A job is doing something for someone, and they give you money in return for your work.

Buu: ...... (confusion dots)

Mew: How about this? I'll ask you to do something for me.

Buu: Okay.

Mew: (making some note cards appear) Buu, please go throw these note cards into that container there.

(Buu picks up the note cards and puts them in the trash can like Mew asked him to.)

Mew: (pulling out some money) Good. Here's a dollar. See? That was a job.

Buu: (looking at the dollar) This is a job?

Mew: No. That's money. The job was when you put the note cards in the trash can.

Buu: What you asked me to do?

Mew: Yes!

Buu: So I should make people ask me to do things so I can go buy candy?

Mew: Well, it's not really that simple. People don't just ask you. First, you have to ask them to hire you. Then they have to choose you, and then you do the job. After you do the job, you get money on the day your boss decides to pay you.

Buu: I can't just force people to let me work?

Mew: No.

Buu: I don't like that then! I'll get candy my way!

(He turns the guy in the end on the line into a Jolly Rancher. He hands it to Mew.)

Buu: Candy for Mew.

Mew: Ummmmm.... Thanks.... How about we go back to the show now?

Buu: Is that enough candy for you? I can get more?

Mew: Yes. This is fine.

Buu: Okay. We'll go back to the show now.

(He grabs Mew's arm and flies back towards the roller coaster. After a few minutes, they get there. He lets Mew go. She's dizzy and is trying to get her senses back.)

Thunder: Is everything okay, Mew?

Mew: I think so... But why are there 3 of you?

Thunder: (Helping her to her chair) You should sit down.

Mew: (looking down) Way down there!? I could get hurt from that fall!

Thunder: (Pushing her down) You'll live.

Mew: Ahhh- Oh.. He he he... It wasn't far at all!

Thunder: Did you find any candy, Buu?

Buu: Yes. I got Mew candy. She only wanted one piece, though. I eat lots of candy.

Mew Two: You got her 1 piece?

Buu: Yes.

Mew: (just getting her equilibrium back so she can sit up straight) Okay... I'm better now...

Buu: Why don't you eat your candy, Mew?

Mew: (looking at the Jolly Rancher in her paw) Ummmm.... I'll save it for later. (To Mew Two) Please figure out how to turn this person back.

Mew Two: I'll get on that.

(He takes the candy from Mew when Buu isn't looking, gives the clip board to Mystic, and teleports away.)

Mew: Any way, we were doing an interview. How did you get so powerful?

Buu: Evil is much stronger than good. Everyone knows that.

Thunder: Then why is Gohan as strong as you are? He's not evil?

(Buu glares at him. Thunder scoots his chair closer to Mew.)

Mew: New question. Do you like puppies, Buu?

Buu: I remember a puppy. His name was Bee. He was with my friend. Where is my friend?

Thunder: He's not here now-

Buu: Where is he!?

Mew: At his house-

Buu: (getting up) I want to visit him-

Mew: (grabbing him by the horn thing on his head) Oh no you don't! We're not done with you. Sit down!

(Everyone looks at her like she's insane. Buu sits down.)

Mew: That's better!

Buu: Will you be my friend, then?

Mew: Ummmm.... Okay!

Thunder: *muttering* This is really weird....

Mew: It is not.

Buu: Do you want Buu to make him candy?

Mew: No thank you. We can't kill the co-host.

Buu: Okay. But if you want to get rid of him-

Mew: I'll call you.

Buu: Okay.

Thunder: This is creeping me out. Why does he like you and not me?

Buu: Mew is like me. We're the same. You're not. Different is evil!

Mew: That's not true. Different is good. I like different.

Buu: Really?

Mew: Sure!

Buu: Then why do they all try to hurt Buu?

Mew: Well, because they think you're bad. If you show them that you aren't bad, you can be friends with them instead of enemies.

Buu: Friends?

Mew: Yeah.

Buu: So Thunder is a friend?

Mew: Yep!

Buu: Okay! I will be nice to Thunder!

Mew: Good!

(Buu takes some candy out of his bag and gives it to Thunder, then gives him a hug. Thunder is really scared.)

Buu: Friend!

Thunder: Ummmm.... Yes.... Thank you.

Mystic: Time....

Mew: Shoot! That was fun, Buu, but we have to interview a new guest now.

Buu: But Buu is not ready to leave yet.

Mew: Ummmm... Stay then. You can be a co-host!

Buu: Okay!

Mystic: O-kay.... Your next guests are Goku and Vegeta.

(They walk onto the set and sit down.)

Goku: What's Buu doing here?

Mew: He's our new friend.

Vegeta: You made friends with Majin Buu? He's evil.

Mew: No more so than you. You just don't understand him.

(Thunder tries really hard to hold back his laughter. Buu glares at him. He stops laughing.)

Thunder: *ahem* Any way, what's up?

Vegeta: Not much. We're both dead on the show.

Goku: I'm still on a lot, though!

Mew: I noticed. What do you do now that you aren't on the show, Vegeta?

Vegeta: I usually just go and watch. I'm not supposed to say, but I'll be back pretty soon.

Thunder: Before the end of the week, I think.

Vegeta: Something like that.

Mew: Cool. I can't wait.

(They sit in silence. It's really hard to conduct an interview with Majin Buu eating candy rather loudly. Thunder gives Mew the "look what you did look." Mew gives him a "how is this my fault" look. Thunder gives her the "get rid of him" look.)

Goku: He he he... Why are you guys making funny faces at each other?

Mew: Never mind that, Goku. Ummmm.... Buu?

Buu: Yes Mew?

Mew: I enjoy your company, I really do, but I don't think you're having any fun.

Buu: I am having lots of fun.

Mew: It doesn't seem like it. I know! I have an idea!

Buu: What kind of idea?

Mew: Why don't you go on some rides. That's much more fun than listening to us talk to people.

Buu: Rides?

Mew: Sure! VAN!

(Van slowly walks to her. He never stops looking at Buu.)

Van: Y- yes, Mew?

Mew: Why don't you take Buu on some rides. Make sure you bring lots of candy and don't let him eat any one.

Van: Are you kidding me!?

Mew: No. Go!

Van: Okay....

Mew: Good. You go with Van on some rides now, Buu.

Buu: Aren't you coming?

Mew: Not now. I have to work. Maybe I'll come later.

Buu: Okay. Come on, human.

(Buu drags Van and the bag of candy away. Poor Van...)

Thunder: Thank you, Mew.

Mew: Next time you do your own dirty work.

Thunder: Fine. Any way, what else is new?

Goku: Ummmm.... Tell them about the cats, Vegeta!

Mew: The cats?

Goku: Yeah! Tell them, Vegeta!

Vegeta: Fine. Kakkarot and I were going to the store to get some sugar.

Goku: Chi chi and Bulma were making cookies!

Vegeta: Yes. Any way, we were on our way home when we found this cat that had been hit by a car.

Mew: Awwwww...

Goku: *sigh* It was almost dead.

Vegeta: Yes. I wanted to leave it die in peace, but Kakkarot thought we should stay with it until it died.

Goku: I didn't want it to die alone. I never did.

Vegeta: So we sat with it until it died. Kakkarot dug a hole and buried it. we were about to leave when we heard a noise. I checked inside a box and I found 5 kittens.

Thunder: Five? Wow.

Mew: That's so cute!

Vegeta: We decided that they must have belonged to the cat that had just died. I wanted to leave, but Kakkarot insisted that they were too young to survive on their own. I told him that I hated animals and wanted nothing to do with them.

Goku: I told him that we should be nice and help them out. Which he needed to. Those poor kittens.

Vegeta: So we argued for a few minutes until one came out of the box and say on my foot. It looked up and me with the sad kitten eyes and I couldn't refuse.

Goku: Vegeta isn't heartless and mean, just like I told everyone.

Vegeta: So we brought all 5 kittens back to my house and gave 3 of them to Bulma's parents. They like animals.

Goku: The other 2 we gave to Trunks and Goten.

Mew: That's a nice story.

Thunder: Yeah. You guys rule.

Goku: Thank you.

Vegeta: It was just some cats.

Thunder: But it was very nice of you to do that. Any way, any thing else you want to talk about?

Goku: I don't think so.

Mew: Okay. What did you bring to show us then?

Vegeta: Well, we dug around the set of the show and we didn't find much of anything we were allowed to show you.

Goku: Yeah. We wanted to bring the earrings that allow us to fuse, but the director said no. We wanted to show you a fusion done with the dance, director says no.

Vegeta: And you gave both away, any way...

Thunder: Your director sucks.

Mew: Right on. What did you bring then?

Goku: (pulling a heavy sword out from behind his chair) we brought the Z-Sword!

Thunder: I thought you and Gohan broke that.

Goku: we did, but Chi Chi fixed it. She's been taking blacksmith classes and decided the Z-Sword would be fun practice.

(Goku holds the sword out to Thunder and Mew for inspection. They look the sword over.)

Mew: Hmmmm.... That looks heavy.

Vegeta: It would be to most people.

Thunder: I bet you could kill lots of stuff with that.

Goku: Yeah.

Mew: That was neat. Thank you very much.

Goku: No problem.

Vegeta: We'll try to bring something better next time.

Mew: That was fun, don't worry about it. I'm only rushing you off because we have a lot of guests to see and not a lot of time. We'll talk to you later.

Goku: Okay. Bye!

Vegeta: Bye.

Thunder and Mew: BYE!!!

(Goku and Vegeta walk off the set.)

Mew: Who's next, Mystic?

Mystic: Next up is.... Yugi and- *sigh* Kaiba.

(They walk onto the set. Yugi is carrying a small box.)

Thunder: Hi guys.

Yugi: Hello.

Kaiba: Hi.

Mew: How are you guys doing?

Yugi: We're fine. How are you?

Thunder: Great, thanks for asking.

Mystic: Mew! Blossom wants to talk to you.

Mew: Send her out.

(Blossom the Charizard flies onto the set.)

Thunder: Hey Blossom. What do you need?

Blossom: (nervously rubbing her tail) Well... Ummmm... I actually was hoping that maybe, if it's not to much trouble, I could get Kaiba's autograph for me- I mean- my friend.

Mew: (eyeing her suspiciously) Your friend?

Blossom: Yes. My friend. Not me.

Yugi: Not even I believe that.

Thunder: That's okay. It doesn't matter who it's for. Will you do it, Kaiba?

Kaiba: Sure.

Blossom: Thank you so much! (handing him a picture to sign) I- I mean- my friend loves you so much!

(Kaiba signs the picture and gives it to Blossom.)

Blossom: Thanks a lot!

Kaiba: It wasn't any trouble at all.

Blossom: Thanks for letting me interrupt your show, too, Thunder and Mew.

Mew: Forget about it.

Thunder: Yeah. If you need anything else, don't hesitate to ask.

Blossom: I won't.

(She flies off the set. )

Yugi: Why wouldn't she admit it was for her and not her friend?

Mew: Blossom hates men- well, most of them, any way. Especially human men. She says they're the most evil of all. No offense, guys.

Kaiba and Yugi: None taken.

Mew: Any way, for her to admit it was for her would be showing weakness, which isn't a Blossom thing to do.

Thunder: Unless you want her to run around destroying things.

Yugi: Oh. We don't want that.

Mew: No one does. Any way, what's in the box?

Yugi: Oh yeah! We brought Duel Monster cards.

Thunder: Really!? Can I see them!?

Kaiba: That would be why we brought them.

(Yugi hands the box to Thunder. Thunder opens it up and grabs the cards. He looks through them.)

Thunder: Cool!!

Mew: (pretending to care) Yeah. Real cool (sarcasm). Have you guys done anything fun lately?

Yugi: Well, I've been practicing this new game called Dungeon Dice Monsters a lot lately. It's kinda fun.

Thunder: Wow! The Dark Magician!

Mew: *sigh* What about you, Kaiba?

Kaiba: I'm making a video game.

Mew: Really? That sounds cool.

Kaiba: I'm still working out the glitches, but when it's done, it should be really great. You'll have to try it out when it's finished.

Mew: Okay.

Mystic: Mew! Mew Two is back. He turned that person back.

Mew: Good. So-

Mystic: I'm not done yet. I also wanted to say that Van called and said Majin Buu is getting hard to control and he's running out of candy.

Mew: There's some money in my purse. Take it all to him.

Mystic: Okay. And there was one other thing, you have someone that really wants to talk to you right now.

Mew: Who's that?

Mystic: Andrea.

Mew: Andrea?

Mystic: Yep.

Mew: Can't she wait till it's her dad's turn?

Mystic: She says she wants to talk to you now.

Mew: Fine. Send her out.

(Andrea walks onto the set. )

Thunder: The Blue Eyes White Dragon! This is so cool!!

Mew: Hi Andrea. What do you need?

Andrea: I want to help you host.

Mew: I have a co-host- kinda...

Thunder: This is too awesome! Do you think you could teach me how to play, Yugi?

Yugi: Certainly.

Thunder: Okay! Teach me now! Mew likes Kaiba. She can talk to Kaiba.

Yugi: Okay.

(They go off the set to find a place to play.)

Andrea: What was that, Mew?

Mew: Fine. Sit.

(Andrea happily sits down between Mew and Kaiba.)

Mew: Any way, what else is new, Kaiba?

Kaiba: Nothing really. I got a dog the other day.

Mew: Really. That's cool. What's it's name?

Kaiba: Her name is Mew.

Mew: Really?

Kaiba: Yes. Mokuba named her after you.

Mew: That's so sweet! I knew I liked that kid.

Kaiba: Then why do you always pick on him?

Mew: To toughen him up. You should be thanking me.

Kaiba: Oh. I'll remember that nest time you publicly humiliate him (sarcasm).

Mew: I hope you do. Do you have any questions for Kaiba, Andrea?

Andrea: *sigh* Nope. None.

Mew: Awwww... That's so cute! She has a crush on you too, Kaiba! Now she can join the club!

Mystic: Only if she gets through the initiation!

Kaiba: Why is it every time I come on your show everyone goes crazy?

Mew: You mean you aren't used to having people worship the ground you walk on?

Kaiba: Not yet.

Mew: You should get used to it. Those girls really like you.

Kaiba: This isn't your doing, is it?

Mew: No, I swear! You're just cute! You should be happy.

Kaiba: I'll remember that. (sarcasm)

Mew: So, tell me about that Dungeon Dice Monsters guy. What's his name... Duke something...

Kaiba: I'm not sure of his name. We've never met. All I know is he's an even bigger jerk to Joey than I was.

Andrea: *sigh* You're not a jerk. You can do no wrong.

Mew: (laughing) I can't wait for her dad to see this.

Kaiba: Her dad is the mean italian guy, right?

Mew: Yep. That's Giovanni.

Kaiba: He's going to want to hurt me, isn't he?

Mew: Most likely.

Kaiba: You won't let him, right?

Mew: As long as you stay by me, I can protect you. If you leave here, I can't help you.

Kaiba: Do you need another co-host? I can ask questions.

Mew: Sure! Mew Two!

Mew Two: I'm here. Mystic just left to give Van the money.

Mew: Cool. Send out the next guest.

Mew Two: Okay. Your next guest is "that mean italian guy."

Mew: Yay! Vanni! You get to help interview your dad, Andrea!

Andrea: *sigh* That's great...

(Giovanni walks onto the set. He sits down. He looks at Andrea, then Kaiba, and then Mew.)

Mew: Hi Vanni!!

Kaiba: Hello...

Giovanni: Hello, Mew. (glaring at Kaiba) Kaiba. (looking back towards Mew) How are you today, Mew?

Mew: I'm fine, thanks! Are you okay, Kaiba?

Kaiba: At the moment.

Mew: Great! What about you, Andrea?

Andrea: (staring at Kaiba) I'm just great, thanks.

Mew: Great! So, what's new Giovanni?

Giovanni: Nothing really. I was just researching boarding schools. I found this really nice one in France.

Andrea: (snapping out of it) France!?

Giovanni: Yes. It's an all girls school that run by french nuns. It's in the middle of nowhere. That way you're far away from unnecessary distractions.

(He looks at Kaiba.)

Kaiba: Allow me to remind you that I did nothing wrong here.

Giovanni: Maybe not, but I can't blame Andrea. That might traumatize her and give her all sorts of nasty psychological problems. It's much better for her if I blame you.

Kaiba: Great...

Mew: You weren't really looking at boarding schools, were you? Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of adopting her?

Giovanni: No and yes.

Mew: No you weren't and yes it defeats the purpose?

Giovanni: Correct.

Mew: Score 2 for me!

Andrea: Phew. I wouldn't want to go to an icky, french, all girls school. Then there'd be no boys there!

Giovanni: Now that you mention it, that sounds like a good idea.

Mew: You said that first.

Giovanni: But when she says it, it stands out so much more. Imagine, no boys, no boyfriends... It would be so nice.

Mew: Poor Andrea. You're just like Chi Chi!

Giovanni: I am not! Have you ever met that woman!? I am nothing like her.

Mew: You're just like her! If not for Goku, Gohan wouldn't get a date until he was 47, and you'd do the same to Andrea. Unfortunately for Andrea, there's no one to stop you.

Giovanni: I'm not that bad. She can have a boyfriend when she's 30.

Andrea: Daddy!

Giovanni: What? That sounds plenty reasonable to me.

Mew: That's because you're not a teenager. I bet if you let her date, she'd see how pointless it is for teenagers and forget about it for awhile. She only wants a boyfriend because you won't let her have one.

Giovanni: You raise your kids your way and I'll raise my kid my way.

Kaiba: But what she says makes a lot of sense.

Giovanni: I don't remember asking you.

Mew: I wanted to hear that! Thank you very much, Kaiba.

Kaiba: You're welcome.

Andrea: Why do you hate Kaiba so much, daddy? He's so polite and smart and cute.... *sigh*

Giovanni: You forgot the part about him being annoying and a smart mouthed brat-

Mew: Enough! If Andrea wants to join the "We love Kaiba!" club, let her. If you leave her be, she'll forget about him in a week when a new boy comes along. And you leave Kaiba alone. It's not his fault he's so wonderful. He was born that way.

(Kaiba shakes his head. Mew starts laughing. Giovanni gives her the "That's supposed to make me agree with you?" look.)

Giovanni: O-kay....

Kaiba: I think it's time for a new guest. What do you think?

Mew: You're right. You take your daughter and we'll talk to you later! Bye now!

Giovanni: Bye, Mew.

(He walks off the set dragging Andrea behind him. She's trying to stop him from making her leave, but can't do it.)

Mew Two: That was bizarre...

Kaiba: Don't forget "not cool."

Mew: That was fun! Who's next!?

Mew Two: Goten and Trunks.

(They walk onto the stage)

Goten and Trunks: Hi Mew!!

Mew: HI! How are you?

Trunks: We're fine!

Goten: How are you?

Mew: I'm fine, thanks. Isn't he so adorable, Kaiba? He's so nice and polite, just like his dad!

Kaiba: That's really great, Mew.

Mew: I know! So, what's up, boys?

Trunks: Nothing much.

Goten: We got absorbed by Majin Buu!

Mew: Sad! I guess you aren't on the show now, then.

Trunks: Yeah.

Goten: That means we have to go to real school.

Trunks: It's SO not fun. I liked our on set tutor much better.

Mew: Don't you end up being on the show again?

Goten: Not for awhile. It's up to dad and Trunks' dad right now.

Mew: I see. Ask a question, Kaiba.

Kaiba: Ummmm.... Weren't you supposed to bring something to show Mew?

Goten: Yeah! We have something really great!

Mew: Oooh! What is it?

Trunks: We're going to show you a fusion and let you interview Gotenks!

Mew: Cool! Lets see it.

Goten and Trunks: Okay!

(They get into the fusion dance positions.)

Trunks: You ready, Goten?

Goten: Ready when you are!

Trunks: Okay! Lets do this!

Goten and Trunks: (doing the fusion dance thing) Fuuuu...... sion....... HA!

(There's a bright flash of light. Mew and Kaiba cover their eyes. When they can see again, Goten and Trunks are replaced by a boy with black and purple hair.)

Mew: Awesome!

Kaiba: Strange...

Gotenks: Hi!

Mew: Hi there. You're name is Gotenks, right?

Gotenks: That's right. You're Mew.

Mew: I am. How are you?

Gotenks: I'm fine, thanks.

Mew: So, what's it like to be 2 people?

Gotenks: I'm not really 2 people now. I'm really only 1 person. I was just fused from 2.

Kaiba: So you have only 1 brain?

Gotenks: I think so.

Kaiba: How bizarre... They were 2 people, and now they're 1. I've never seen anything like this.

Mew: Me either. That is so cool! This must be what Goku and Vegeta wanted to show us.

Gotenks: They fuse into Vegito with the magic earrings. That mean director wouldn't let them do it on TPAMS.

Mew: Too bad...

Kaiba: How long does this fusion last?

Gotenks: 30 minutes.

Mew: Then you just split back into Goten and Trunks?

Gotenks: That's right.

Mew: Okay... Are you more powerful than Goten and Trunks would be alone?

Gotenks: Yep. And I can become a super sayen 3!

Mew: Like Goku!?

Gotenks: Yeah.

Mew: Sweet! Why haven't you beat Buu yet, then?

Gotenks: Buu is tough. If you fought him, you'd see why we haven't won yet.

Mew: And I hear he only gets stronger.

Gotenks: I know. This is going to be very not fun.

Mew: I bet! So, you can only exist for 30 minutes?

Gotenks: That's right. Then Goten and Trunks have to wait 1 hour before they can fuse again.

Kaiba: Why is that?

Gotenks: It takes a lot of energy to fuse. That hour is for them to recover energy.

Mew: Oh. Hmmmm.... What else do I want to ask? Man! Where is Thunder when you need him.

(Over by Thunder...)

Thunder: I play the Flame Swordsman in defense mode!

(The tiny hologram thing makes a Flame Swordsman appear.)

Yugi: That's nothing. Dark Magician! Dark Magic attack!

(The hologram Dark Magician does attacks and the Flame Swordsman explodes.)

Thunder: Darn! I lose again!

Yugi: Your Flame Swordsman was in defense mode. That means you didn't lose any life points.

Thunder: Cool beans!

(Back with Mew, Gotenks has left the set. He was replaced by Madison and Meilin. There's one of them on each side of Kaiba. He pretends to not notice them staring at him.)

Mew: So, what's up, Madison?

Madison: Nothing much. You?

Mew: Same. Anything fun happen lately?

Madison: Not really. Just hanging out.

Mew: Cool. Hang out with Davis lately?

Madison: Yeah, but not as much as I used to. He and Li are at Mokuba's house almost every day. Mokuba always says I can come if I want to, but all they ever do is play video games. That gets boring after awhile.

Mew: Yeah. Who do you hang out with then?

Madison: Well, I hang out with Ken some days. He's not too big on video games, either. And other days, I hang out with T.K. and some of his friends.

Mew: They're only his friends?

Madison: Yeah. I don't know them very well, and if not for T.K., I probably wouldn't hang out with them.

Mew: Don't you have any friends that are girls?

Madison: A few. They just aren't close friends.

Mew: Do you hang out with Meilin?

Madison: (looking over at Meilin) Not often.

Mew: Why not?

Madison: She's with Sakura all the time, and you know how I feel about Sakura.

Mew: Fair enough. Lets talk to Meilin. Ask Meilin a question, Kaiba.

Kaiba: Okay.... Ummmm.... How do you like being Sakura's new best friend?

Meilin: It's fun. Sakura isn't nearly as bad a Madison liked to say she was.

Madison: That's because that whole clow card thing is over.

Kaiba: Then why can't you be friends again?

Madison: Because Sakura is still a self centered little witch.

Meilin: And you aren't?

Madison: I'm not!

Mew: Enough! So, what's up, Meilin?

Meilin: Nothing really. Sakura is having a slumber party this weekend. She told me that you and Blossom were invited if you wanted to come.

Mew: Really!? That's nice of her. I thought she didn't like me very much.

Meilin: She didn't when she and Madison stopped being friends, but after awhile, she realized that you aren't so bad.

Mew: Awwww... Sakura's a pretty good kid some days. I think we'll go.

Madison: Yuck. Why?

Mew: I think you should go to. It was fun for you to hate each other for awhile, but now I think this has gone on long enough. You have no life outside of Davis and Sakura has no life at all.

Kaiba: That's wonderful reasoning, Mew (sarcasm).

Mew: Shut up, Kaiba! I can't really explain why, you should just be friends again.

Madison: I'd rather be friends with Kari.

Mew: Maybe you should be her friend, too....

Madison: No way! You're the one who showed me how un-cool Sakura was. I don't think I should be friends with her ever again.

Mew: You're going and that's final!

Meilin: Sakura won't like that...

Mew: Tough! Now, you go tell Sakura we'll be there and you go get some cute pajamas and make up and stuff. GO!!

(Meilin and Madison walks off the set.)

Mew Two: Okay. Now it's time for the most anticipated part of today's episode.

Mew: Yay! Kuja!

Mew Two: Right. Do you think we should get Thunder here first?

Mew: No. Kaiba and I can start the interview while you go find him.

Mew Two: Okay. Here's Kuja, then.

(Kuja walks onto the set and sits down.)

Mew: HI!

Kuja: Hello, Mew. How are you today, my dear?

Mew: I'm just fine, thanks! How are you?

Kuja: I'm just wonderful. Thank you SO much for asking.

Kaiba: Since when are you 2 best friends?

Kuja: Someone sounds bitter, and YOU aren't even the one who lost. Lighten up.

Mew: Yeah, Kaiba. Kuja is a good guy. And he has great taste in clothes!

Kuja: Oh stop that. I'm not that wonderful.

Mew: Yes you are!

Kuja: Okay. I am.

Kaiba: Ummmmm..... Okay.....

Mew: So, what's up, Kuja?

Kuja: Not much, actually. I haven't been out of jail for all that long. How about you?

Mew: Same old thing. So, have you given up your life of crime?

Kuja: Of course not! I'm an evil sorcerer. I can't just give that up. I was born that way.

Mew: But you'll leave us alone now?

Kuja: Of course. I'd never kidnap friends.

Mew: Good. What else is new?

Kuja: Nothing really. Just hanging out around my palace. I'm actually trying to decide how I want to decorate for my big new year's party.

Mew: Oooh! Am I invited!?

Kuja: (pulling a sheet of paper out of his pocket and showing it to Mew) You're ,first on my list.

Mew: Yay!!

Kuja: I even have you on the guest list, Kaiba. My sister wanted me to invite you.

Kaiba: *sigh* That figures.

Mew: Kaiba, be nice.

Kaiba: What? All I said was "that figures." Where's the insult there?

Mew: Hush! Any way, my notes say you brought a friend with you, Kuja.

Kuja: Indeed I did.

Mew: Oh! Who is it!?

Kuja: Well, part of the deal you made with the prison to get me out was I had to do some kind of volunteer work to help better the community. So, my darling sister helped me to find a great volunteer opportunity. It was the little sibling program. I went down there and they gave me a "little brother", as I'm supposed to call him, to help. He's apparently a troubled child and I'm supposed to fix that. His name is Riku.

Mew: Ah! That little jerk from Kingdom Hearts! I hate him!

Kuja: He's a good kid, Mew.

Mew: But he always beats on the good guy. I like the good guy in that game.

Kuja: It was his job to be evil, Mew. I'm certain that you'll absolutely love him once you meet him.

Mew: But he has bad hair.... And his outfit is a nightmare come to life.

Kuja: I'm working on that. Not all people are born with good taste. They have to work at it.

Mew: You're right! Okay. Send him out, Mew Two.

(Riku walks onto the set and sits down.)

Mew: Hi!

Riku: Hi.

Mew: What's up?

Riku: Fine. (To Kuja) Who, and what, is that?

Kuja: Riku, this is Mew the Mew. She's a friend of mine.

Mew: So Riku, why do you hate Sora [as in Sora from Kingdom Hearts] so much?

Riku: Who said I hated him?

Mew: That's what I gathered from you trying to kill him and all that other mean stuff you did to him.

Riku: Well, I don't hate him. I just don't like him very much some days.

Mew: Oh. Okay! So, how do you like having Kuja as a big brother?

Riku: It's okay. I still think his dress is kinda weird.

Kuja: It's not a dress. I don't wear dresses. It's clearly a skirt.

Riku: Right. Sorry.

Kuja: That's okay. You're still learning.

Mew: Are you teaching him how to be evil and smart and fashionable like you, Kuja?

Kuja: Of course, Mew. When I'm done with him, Riku will be the most evil and best dressed sorcerer ever!

Riku: You aren't going to make me wear a dres- I mean, skirt, are you?

Kuja: I'm not going to MAKE you do anything. You have to WANT to do stuff of your own free will.

Riku: Okay...

Mew Two: Mew, I hate to interrupt this, but we really have to end now. Blossom's show is having a special and we had to promise to end promptly at the end of our time slot.

Mew: Darn! I'll have to have you 2 back sometime.

Kuja: Of course. We'll come back any time.

Riku: We will?

Kuja: Yes.

Riku: Okay.

Mew: Kaiba, you were a wonderful co-host. Kinda.

Kaiba: (shaking his head) Thanks, Mew.

Mew: Well, that's it for today's episode. Tomorrow we're going to have that great "What if..." special we promised you. I think..... Well, we might. Lets just put it that way.

Kaiba: Just watch tomorrow.

Mew: Yeah! Just watch. Good job, Kaiba.

Kaiba: Thank you.

Mew: Well, that's it for today's episode of TPAMS. Tune in tomorrow for what ever it is we happen to be doing. BYE!!!! Say "bye," Kaiba.

Kaiba: Bye.

That's it for today's episode to The Pikachu and Mew Show. Tune in tomorrow for the "What if...." special, maybe. Maybe they'll also tell you what happened to Van and Thunder. MAYBE. Don't hold me to that. They might not. If they don't, just call them up and ask them. Okay? Okay! Good night, everyone.