(When we last saw out heroes, Lightning and Ash's Pikachu were trapped in a rubber sac, Mew and Mew Two were trapped in a giant jar, Blossom the Charizard was in a flame retardant sac, and Kem, Thunder, Giovanni, and Andrea were trying to save them. Thunder and Andrea were about to go to the robot Team Rocket had used to kidnap the others. )

Thunder: Wow. That robot is going real fast...

Andrea: That's okay. We have to catch it so we can save Mr. Mew Two and Mew and Lightning and Blossom.

Thunder: I know... But that seems like a lot of work.

Andrea: That's 'cause it will be. But don't worry! We can do it!

(She throws the Pokéball Kem gave her. Turkey the Pidgeot pops out.)

Turkey: Freedom! I haven't been out in the fresh air for a long time!

Thunder: I'm glad you're happy to be outside, but you have to get focused. We have work to do.

Turkey: What's going on?

Andrea: Team Rocket kidnapped Mew, Mew Two, Lightning, and Blossom and it's up to us to save them.

Turkey: Okay. What do I do?

Thunder: You're going to give us a lift to that robot.

Turkey: Sure! Hop on!

(Andrea and Thunder get on Turkey and he begins flying towards the robot. As they take off, Kem and Giovanni are looking out the bus window for them.)

Kem: Do you think they're there yet?

Giovanni: I didn't even see them take off.

Kem: Wait! There they are! I wonder what took them so long.

Giovanni: They probably had to explain what was happening to the bird.

Kem: I guess. How do you think they'll get inside without Jessie and James seeing them?

Giovanni: I don't know. Hopefully they'll find a way.

Kem: They have to. No one steals my Pokémon and gets away with it.

Yu-Gi: I feel bad about this. Somehow I feel responsible.

Kem: It's not your fault. You didn't tell those psychos to crash the show.

Yu-Gi: Well, I wish there was something I could do to help.

Kem: All we can do is sit and hope Andrea and Thunder can stop that robot.

(Meanwhile, Mew Two and Mew are trying to find a way to get more oxygen.)

Mew: Two! It's getting so hard to breathe!

Mew Two: I know, Mew, I know. We need to find a way to open this jar- and fast!

Mew: Too bad we don't have those things Batman had when the penguin tried to suffocate him.

Mew Two: Mew, that was a TV show. And a rather lame one at that.

Mew: Hush! The 60's Batman was awesome! Adam West is my hero!

Mew Two: *sigh*

Mew: Stop sighing! You're wasting air!

Mew Two: Your screaming requires more oxygen than my sigh.

Mew: Oh what does it matter! We're going to die!

Mew Two: No we aren't. We're going to get out of this. We just have to stay calm and focused.

Mew: How, Two!? How are we going to get out of this!? Lightning can't save us! Blossom can't save us! We can't save us! Thunder is probably off eating somewhere and Kem can't stop a robot!

Mew Two: You forgot Thunder the Raichu.

Mew: Even if he knew we were in trouble, he wouldn't save us.

Mew Two: Well, I know Kem and Thunder aren't just sitting around. They're trying to help us now, I just know it.

Mew: What can they do?

Mew Two: Kem will think of something... She always does.

(Back at the bus, Goku and Gohan arrive with news.)

Kem: Goku? What are you guys doing back here?

Goku: We kinda spotted a problem.

Kem: What is it?

Gohan: We were flying around the jar Mew and Mew Two are in and their life readings were very low.

Kem: What!?

Goku: Mew and Mew Two usually emit very strong life forces, but now they aren't.

Giovanni: Could the jar be blocking what ever it is you pick up on?

Gohan: I don't think so.

Goku: They weren't moving a whole lot.

Giovanni: They must be suffocating! I'm sure Jessie and James weren't smart enough to include air holes in the lid.

Kem: Oh no! We have to get them out of there!

Goku: Gohan and I could try to break the jar.

Kem: Okay.

(Goku and Gohan leave to try to break the jar. Back in the jar....)

Mew: Well, since we're going to die, I want to confess some things.

Mew Two: Mew!

Mew: I'm serious! Remember when someone colored all over your blueprints with a pink crayon and I said Ash did it?

Mew Two: Yeah.

Mew: Well, that was actually me.

Mew Two: I knew that.

Mew: Oh. Well, remember when your friends found out you still had a teddy bear with you while you sleep?

Mew Two: Yeah.

Mew: I'm the one who told them.

Mew Two: Really? I was so sure Meowie told them.

Mew: Nope. It was me. I'm sorry!

Mew Two: It's really okay-

Mew: And one more thing. You're the bestest brother in the whole world! If I weren't so tired, I'd hug you.

Mew Two: Oh cut that out! I'm no such thing.

Mew: You are too! Hey! Aren't you going to confess anything?

Mew Two: No.

Mew: Come on!

Mew Two: Well, I ate a hamburger once.

Mew: I thought you're a vegetarian.

Mew Two: I am. Usually. I was so hungry. Kem was gone and it was the only thing in the fridge to eat.

Mew: So you ate my hamburger!

Mew Two: Yes. It was actually quite good, but I wouldn't eat it again.

Mew: Not that you'll have the chance.

Mew Two: *sigh* Ummmm.... One time I sang along with Blue's Clues.

Mew: (laughing) Really?

Mew Two: Yeah. It was such a catchy tune! And remember when evil Thunder broke your doll and the next morning you found a new one one your dresser?

Mew: Uh-huh.

Mew Two: I got it for you.

Mew: Really?

Mew Two: Yeah. I felt bad. It was my fault he broke it in the first place.

Mew: See? You are the bestest brother ever!

Mew Two: No. Maybe second or third best, but not THE best. I'm a jerk to you and everyone else 99% of the time.

Mew: You are not! You don't give yourself enough credit. You're a great little brother.

Mew Two: You just had to add "little" in there, didn't you?

Mew: Yep!

(At that moment, the jar shakes violently.)

Mew Two: What was that!?

Goku: Hey! Mew! Mew Two! Are you still alive!

Mew: Goku! Are you here to help!?

Goku: Yeah! Gohan and I are going to try to break the glass!

Mew Two: Hurry! We're running out of air!

Gohan: We know! Just watch out!

(Goku and Gohan hit the jar for a few minutes, but don't even crack it.)

Goku: This isn't working!

Gohan: Maybe we need to use some energy attacks.

Goku: Great idea!

(They both fire huge balls of energy at the jar, but that also fails.)

Goku: No! How could that fail!?

Gohan: Maybe if we go super sayen the extra power from that will be enough to break it.

Goku: Okay!

(They both turn into super sayens and fire energy balls at the jar. This time, they crack it.)

Mew and Mew Two: Yes!

(They fire again. It takes 2 more shots before the jar shatters. Mew and Two fly out to freedom. Mew flies over to Goku and Gohan and gives them big hugs)

Mew: I love you guys! Thank you so much!

Mew Two: Indeed. You certainly saved our lives.

Goku: It was nothing. You guys should get back to the bus so Kem stops worrying.

Mew Two: Not yet. Lightning and Blossom are still in danger. I must do something to help. You can go tell Kem we're okay.

Mew: Right. Lets go show Team Rocket why the don't mess with millionaire talk show hosts!

Gohan: Okay. We'll try to get back to help as soon as we can!

(Goku and Gohan flay away. Mew and Two fly around the robot trying to find the best way in. They see Thunder and Andrea trying to open a door in the leg.)

Mew: Can we help you guys?

Thunder: Mew! Two! You're free!

Mew Two: Goku and Gohan saved us. What are you guys up to?

Andrea: We're trying to open this door. Could you help?

Mew Two: Of course.

(He uses his powers to remove the door. They all go inside.)

Mew: Lets go to the control room and kick some Team Rocket a**!

Thunder: I second that motion.

Andrea: Shouldn't we free the others first?

Thunder: But I want to kick a**!

Mew Two: Okay. How about this? Andrea and I will try to free the others while you go "kick a**".

Mew and Thunder: Sweet deal!

Mew Two: Okay then. Yell if you need me. And be careful.

Mew: Sure! You be careful too!

Andrea: Right.

(They split up and head their separate ways. Two and Andrea go to the arms while Mew and Thunder go to the control room. First we'll follow Mew and Thunder.)

Mew: First I'm going to pull off their arms and then I'm going to use the arms as clubs to beat them senseless!

Thunder: No way! Lets send 10,000 volts of Texas justice through them!

Mew: You stole that line from someone else!

Thunder: I never said I came up with that line. I just like it!

Mew: *sigh* What ever. Say, how are we going to divide this up.

Thunder: What do you mean?

Mew: If we just attack, we might hurt each other if we both attack the same person.

Thunder: Oh. I suppose we could each take one of them.

Mew: Okay. I'll get Jessie and you get James.

Thunder: But James is a no talent loser!

Mew: That makes your job easier.

Thunder: Ooooh! I like easy! Okay then!

(Over with Two and Andrea...)

Andrea: Are we at the arms yet?

Mew Two: I think so.

(He uses his powers to blast a hole in the wall.)

Mew Two: Yep. We're in the right arm. See? There's the rubber sac.

Andrea: Okay. How do we get Lightning and Pikachu, but more importantly Lightning, out of the bag?

Mew Two: Let me think for a minute.

(He gets into his Mew Two meditation ready position thing and stays in it for about 5 minutes. Then he opens his eyes and stands up.)

Andrea: Do you have an idea?

Mew Two: Indeed I do.

(He picks up some of the melted metal around the hole he blew in the wall. He molds it so one end is sharp and pointy while one is round and blunt.)

Andrea: What are you making?

Mew Two: I'm making a knife. You will use it to cut a hole in the bag.

Andrea: Me?

Mew Two: Yes. The arm is in direct site of the control room. I don't want them to know I'm out just yet.

Andrea: O- okay. But when daddy finds out he'll be mad.

Mew Two: Do you not want to go?

Andrea: I want to go, but I don't want to get into any trouble.

Mew Two: Don't worry about your father. I'll deal with that when the time comes.

Andrea: (climbing out the hole) Okay then! I'll be back real fast!

Mew Two: Just be careful!

(She crawls very slowly along the right arm of the robot. When she reaches the hand, she stops.)

Andrea: Great. I forgot to ask how I'm supposed to cut a hole in the bag without falling.

Mew Two: (yelling from inside) What's the matter!?

Andrea: (yelling back) How am I supposed to cut a hole they can use to escape without falling to my death!?

Mew Two: (yelling back) Hold on to the hand and cut a hole at the base of the hand near the top of the bag!

Andrea: Kay!

(She climbs down the side of the hand. When she gets as low as she can, she begins cutting. Meanwhile, Jessie and James notice the intruder on the hand.)

James: Look, Jessie! That little girl is trying to cut the rubber sac!

Jessie: No way! I can't believe this! First those alien guys break the psychic jar and now this.

Meowth: Why don't youse guys just throw 'er off?

(Jessie and James look at each other and smile evilly.)

Jessie: Good plan, Meowth.

James: I don't know why we didn't think of it first.

Jessie: Well then, James, shake the hand so he falls off!

(He goes over to the controls and pulls some levers. Back on the hand, which is now shaking, Andrea slips and almost falls off. She manages to keep a hold on the hand, but she drops the knife)

Andrea: Damn!

Mew Two: (yelling) Are you all right!?

Andrea: (yelling back) I'm okay- kinda!

Mew Two: (yelling) Hold on- literally! I'm coming to help you!

(Back on the bus....)

Yu-Gi: Do you suppose they're waving at us?

Kem: No. I think they're trying to get something off the hand.

Yu-Gi: Really?

Kem: Yeah. Do you see that thing hanging from it?

Yu-Gi: Oh yeah!

(Giovanni puts down the book he was reading and walks over to the window where Kem and Yu-Gi are looking at something)

Giovanni: What are you looking at?

Kem: There's something hanging off that hand.

(Giovanni squints to see better. Goku and Gohan walk into the room from the front of the bus.)

Goku: What are we looking at?

Giovanni: Jessie and James are trying to drop something off that hand there.

Gohan: Yeah. Hey! That looks like a person!

Goku, Kem, and Yu-Gi: It does!

Giovanni: Wait a second. As far as we know, there are only 3 people on that thing.

Yu-Gi: Only 3?

Kem: Yeah. Jessie, James, and.... (pause) You don't think that's Andrea, do you?

Giovanni: It had better not be!

Yu-Gi: Jessie and James are pretty stupid, you know. Maybe it's one of them.

Goku: No way. That's too small to be an adult. It must be Andrea. Unless they have other kids hiding on that thing.

Kem: I know how we can settle this. Lets call her.

(Kem goes to the phone and starts looking up the number (she forgets it sometimes. She never calls herself). Back at the robot, Mew Two flies out the hole to the hand. First he flies around the bag to see how much damage she was able to do)

Andrea: Mew Two! What are you doing!?

Mew Two: Hang on a second! Let me help Lightning and Pikachu first!

(He crawls inside the bag.)

Andrea: MEW TWO!!!

(Inside the bag....)

Lightning: Mew Two!

Pikachu: You came to save us!

Mew Two: Indeed I did. I don't want to go all the way down because I don't think I will be able to turn back around, so grab my tail.

Lightning: Okay!

Pikachu: Thank you so much!

(They grab his tail.)

Mew Two: Man! You're heavy!

Lightning: Shut up, you!

Pikachu: I knew I shouldn't have had 3 slices of birthday cake yesterday.

(Mew Two crawls out of the bag. Andrea is still hanging onto the hand. She sees Mew Two flying back into the robot and begins screaming again)

Andrea: MEW TWO!! If you don't come and save me this instant, I am SO telling my dad! And he'll be mad! REALLY mad! He paid to make you and he'll pay to have you destroyed, too!

Mew Two: (flying back) Calm down. I didn't forget you.

(He floats above the shaking hand and uses his powers to pull her up. He then flies them back to the robot.)

Andrea: Thanks, Mew Two. I didn't mean all that stuff. I just wanted you to come back.

Mew Two: I know that.

Lightning: Well. We're off to get Blossom now?

Andrea: Uh-huh.

(A phone rings.)

Andrea: They couldn't have seen all that from the bus, could they?

Mew Two: You'll only know if you answer it.

(She takes the phone out of her purse and answers it.)

Andrea: H- hello? (pause) Hi Kem. What's up? (pause) Well, Me and Mew Two were just rescuing Lightning and Pikachu. (pause) Was I hanging off the hand a minute ago? What kind of question is that? (pause) You don't have to get my dad. I'm not lying about anything. Honest. (pause) True. I never DID answer your question, but- (pause) No! Don't get him! I was! But Mew Two saved me and I'm fine now! Really I am!

(On the bus....)

Kem: What were you doing on the hand in the first place!?

Giovanni: It WAS her!? Give me that phone!

(Kem looks at him with the "is that how you ask for things" look)

Giovanni: Please give me the phone.

(Kem hands him the phone)

Giovanni: What's going on out there? (Pause) Why? (pause) And why didn't he go? (pause) That's not a good reason.

(At the robot)

Andrea: I never said it was as good reason, I was just following instructions. (pause) Since you told me I'm supposed to! Just today you told me to! (pause) Stop adding conditions! (pause) You are to! You told me when I broke his computer that I wasn't old enough to make his life miserable yet! (pause) What do you mean "since when does that mean listen to him"!? I was listening to him so I wouldn't be making his life miserable! (pause) It's a little late for that, dad. (pause) I don't see why you're so angry. I'm fine now and all you're doing is wasting precious Blossom rescuing time.

(On the bus...)

Giovanni: I don't care about Blossom. I don't even like her. I find her to be rather annoying.

(Kem glares at him)

Giovanni: But she does need rescuing, so we can discuss this later. But don't let me catch you doing anything stupid like that again. (pause) And tell Mew Two that he should go himself next time.

(At the robot...)

Andrea: What ever. (Pause) Okay. Bye!

(She hangs up the phone and put is away.)

Mew Two: Well, that went well.

Andrea: What ever! He is SO going to take my allowance for the entire month away!

Lightning: He will not. Just wait and see. Now, lets go save Blossom!

(They head towards the left arm of the robot. While they go to Blossom, Mew and Thunder reach the control room. Mew breaks the door down. Jessie, James, and Meowth turn to see 2 PO'ed talk show hosts.)

Mew: We're going to give you exactly 10 seconds to tell use why we shouldn't kill you.

Thunder: Go!

Jessie: We aren't afraid of you 2! Go Arbok!

James: Ummmm.... Yeah. Go Weezing!

(Arbok and Weezing appear in front of Thunder and Mew. )

Mew: Bad reason.

(She raises her paw and Arbok and Weezing pass out and fall to the floor. Mew slowly lowers her paw.)

Thunder: We'll give you 1 more chance.

(Jessie and James exchange frightened looks. Meowth jumps in front of Thunder and Mew.)

Meowth: Maybe you beat dose losers, but I want lose so easily!

Thunder: Mew...

(She raises her paw. Meowth floats up as the paw goes up. Mew then proceeds to throw him through the windshield. Again, she slowly lowers her paws.)

Mew: (evilly) Your next.

James: Please don't hurt me! I surrender! Just don't hurt me!

(He bows down before Mew.)

Thunder: (turning to Jessie) And you?

Jessie: You'll have to kill me first!

Mew: With pleasure.

(Jessie runs out the door. Thunder and Mew slowly follow. James gets up and follows Thunder and Mew. Jessie runs as fast as she can down the passages inside the robot. Thunder and Mew just walk calmly behind her. After a few minutes, Jessie reaches a dead end. She turns to see Thunder and Mew standing there smiling.)

Thunder: Now, Jessie, we'll give you 1 last chance.

Mew: As you have no where to run, we suggest that you take it.

Jessie: (Looking around) Uh oh... It looks like I'm finished....

(Over in the left arm, Andrea, Two, Lightning, and even Pikachu are trying to figure out how to save Blossom.)

Andrea: I really don't think we should climb out onto the arm this time. I'm going to be in more than enough trouble for the first time and we don't need to add to that.

Pikachu: How, then, do you suggest we get her?

Andrea: Can't Mew Two teleport into the bag or something?

Mew Two: Those bags aren't very big. I don't know if I would be able to get out.

Lightning: If you're teleporting in and out, why would that be a problem?

Mew Two: I'm terribly claustrophobic.

Lightning: Really?

Mew Two: Oh yes. Small spaces scare me quite badly.

Pikachu: You overcame your fear to help us. Why not do the same for Blossom!

Mew Two: O- okay... I will try.

(He teleports away. After 5 minutes or so, he returns, only Blossom is carrying him.)

Lightning: What happened Blossom?

Blossom: (holding up a blue remote control looking thing) He showed me how to use this and then he passed out.

Andrea: (shaking Two) Mew Two! Wake up, Mew Two! MEW TWO!!

(Mew Two moves slightly, then slowly opens his eyes)

Mew Two: Are we outside yet?

Blossom: Yes, Two. We're out of the bag now.

Lightning: Mew Two, if you're so claustrophobic, why didn't the jar bother you? Or did it?

Mew Two: Inside the jar, I was too busy worrying about how I was going to get out to care that I was in a scary small space. Any way, we had better go help Thunder and Mew.

(He gets up off the floor and starts walking towards the control room. THe others follow. Back with Mew and Thunder, Jessie is still trying to fin a way out.)

Jessie: No! There has to be a way out! There just has to be!

Mew: (building a ball of psychic energy in her paw) No this time, sweet heart.

James: Come on, Jessie! Just give up so they don't hurt you!

Thunder: You have 10 seconds to decide.

Mew: Starting now! 10.... 9.... 8.... 7....

Jessie: Ummmmm....

Thunder: .... 5..... 4.... 3..... 2.... 1....

Jessie: Okay! Okay! I give up! I give up!

Mew: (blasting a hole in the wall with the ball of energy) Good choice.

Thunder: You better tie them up or something, Mew. I SO want these 2 to rot in jail.

Mew: Okay!

(She uses her powers to restrain them. At that moment they feel the robot stopping. They decide to take James and Jessie outside to wait for the police. Outside they find Kem, Yu-Gi, Goku, Gohan, and Giovanni.)

Mew: Look, Kem! Me and Thunder stopped the bad guys all by ourselves!

Kem: Nice.

Yu-Gi: Where's Mew Two and the others?

Mew Two: (coming out of the robot) Right here.

(They all come outside.)

Andrea: That was so much fun! Can we fight crime again tomorrow!?

Giovanni: I don't think I'm going to let you leave the house tomorrow, let alone fight crime.

Andrea: Come on! I didn't get hurt or anything!

Kem: I don't think we need to worry about that now. We should just be happy that everyone is okay.

Mew: No. What we need to worry about is today's episode of TPAMS! It's already half over and we haven't interviewed anyone yet!

Thunder: To the studio!

(You see the cheezy 60's Batman style scene transition thingy (the picture of the spinning bat thing. You know the one. Only instead of a bat, they have a Pikachu face.). When it finishes (stupid music and all), you see Thunder, Mew and Lightning sitting on stage at the studio.)

Thunder: Okay, Mew Two! Send out the first guest!

Mew Two: Your first guest is Maximillion Pegasus.

Thunder: The creator of Duel Monsters that Yu-Gi told us about?

Mew Two: Yes.

Thunder: Neat!

(He walks onto the stage followed by 2 body guards. One of them has his hair spiked up into a single point. Thunder, Mew, and Lightning try not to laugh)

Mew: H- hi Mr. Pegasus!

MLP: (stands for "My Little Pony" which is another name for Pegasus at my house) Hello Mew. How are you today?

Mew: Pretty good considering we were just kidnapped by a couple of crazy people. How are you?

MLP: I am just fine, actually. Thank you so much for asking.

Mew: You're welcome! So your last name is Pegasus?

MLP: Yes.

Mew: And everyone calls you Pegasus?

MLP: Yes.

Mew: Can we call you Peg?

MLP: No you may not.

Thunder: Can we call you Max?

MLP: No-

Mew: Max it is then! So Max, you created Duel Monsters?

MLP: *sigh* Indeed I did.

Mew: Why did you duel with Seto Kaiba if you knew you'd win?

MLP: So I could steal his soul and take over his company.

Mew: That's kinda evil.

MLP: (smiling evilly) I know.

Thunder: What's up with your eye?

MLP: Nothing. Nothing at all.

Thunder: We aren't stupid, Max. Your left eye isn't normal.

MLP: Fine. My left eye is a Millennium Item.

Mew: Cool! What does it do?

MLP: It allows me to see into people's minds and the future.

Mew: Me and Two don't need special eyes for that.

Thunder: Hush, Mew! Any way, that's really neat, Max. What's going to happen next?

MLP: What do you mean?

Thunder: Use your eye to tell me what will happen next.

MLP: Oh. Okay. Mew Two is going to come out and whisper something to Mew.

Thunder: Anything else?

MLP: Yes. I see Yu-Gi and Kaiba coming out on to the stage, as well.

Mew: I dunno about that. I don't see Yu-Gi or Kaiba coming out.

(Mew Two walks onto the stage and whispers something to Mew.)

Mew: Really!? That's cool!

Mew Two: Shall I send them out?

Mew: Yes- Wait! That's what Max said would happen! Maybe his eye thingy does work.

MLP: Of course it does.

Thunder: But Yu-Gi and Kaiba didn't come out.

Mew: Mew Two just told me they're backstage.

Thunder: And you said they should come out, so that would make Max right, after all! You sure are smart, Max.

MLP: I know. I know.

(Yu-Gi and Kaiba walk onto the stage.)

Thunder: HI!

Yu-Gi: Hello. What's Pegasus doing here?

Lightning: He's just hanging out. What are you doing here?

Kaiba: Yu-Gi told me about the monster battle he saw and I wanted to see one too.

Mew: Really? Kay! VAN! Go get "The Book"!

(Van wheels out a wheel barrow with "The Book" in it.)

Mew: You look through that and pick the 2 Pokémon you want to see battle.

Kaiba: Okay. Thanks!

(He begins looking through the book with Yu-Gi.)

Thunder: So any way, what have you been up to lately, Max?

MLP: Well, not much. Just "hanging out" I guess.

Lightning: This question has been bothering me since you came onto the stage... What made you think that outfit you're wearing was cool?

Mew: That looks like one of those pirate shirts the guy on Iron Chef likes to wear!

MLP: I happen to like my outfit.

Lightning: It looks like you beat up Captain Hook and stole his clothes.

Thunder: Maybe he did.

MLP: I did no such thing.

Lightning: I'm sorry, dude, but the pirate look was SO last season.

Mew: (muttering) If last season was the year 1665.

MLP: You don't even wear clothes. Why do you care?

Lightning: I'm just trying to save you from the humiliation you'd get if you wore that outfit in public.

MLP: I do wear this outfit in public.

Lightning: You're lucky no one teases rich people except other rich people.

Kaiba: I have chosen some monsters.

Mew: Lets hear them.

Kaiba: Okay. I want to see Charizard and Mew Two battle.

Lightning: That's a crazy a** combination.

Kaiba: It may be, but I'm interested in seeing that.

Mew: What do you think, Two?

Mew Two: I can do that.

Mew: Okay then. Go get Blossom.

(Mew Two goes to get Blossom while Van sets up the stage for a battle. A few moments later, Mew Two and Blossom return and get ready to fight.)

Mew: Are you excited to see this, Max?

MLP: (sarcasm) Oh yes, Mew.

Mew: You know what!?

Thunder: Enough!

Mew: Okay.

MLP: I'm sorry.

Thunder: Okay. Are you guys ready?

Mew Two: Yes.

Blossom: Lets roll!

Mew: Okay. Go!

(Blossom goes straight to Mew Two. He steps to the side and lets her run past. She turns around and charges him again. This time, he uses his powers to throw her back)

Yu-Gi: My goodness... She can't even get close.

Kaiba: The psychic monster is much to fast for the dragon monster.

(Blossom stops and turns to Kiaba)

Blossom: I AM NOT A DRAGON! Dragons are smelly and gross and stupid and I most certainly am not a dragon! I am a Charizard and am very proud of that, so stop referring to me as a dragon or I'll tear you to pieces! Okay?

Kaiba: Ummmmm..... Okay...

Blossom: Good.

Mew Two: You really should be nicer to the humans. Remember that though you smell very nice and are very intelligent, you do look like the human image of a dragon.

Blossom: I don't care! I'm not a dragon! I'm a Charizard and that is what they should call me!

Thunder: The battle....

Mew Two and Blossom: Oh yeah!

(Blossom charges Mew Two yet again. This time, Mew Two paralyzes her and blasts her with his psychic attack. Blossom takes to the air and tries a flame thrower attack on Two. He blocks the attack and fires a psybeam at Blossom. She falls from the ceiling and lays motionless on the floor. Van goes in to see if she's still in fighting condition. )

Van: (poking Blossom in the arm) Blossom is unable to battle. Mew Two is the winner.

Mew Two: To easy.

Yu-Gi: That was awesome!

Kaiba: Yes. Very awesome. Thank you.

Mew Two: It was nothing.

(He goes over to Blossom, grabs her arms, and starts dragging her off the stage. Van puts the stage back together and goes back stage.)

Mew: What did you think, Max?

MLP: That was truly interesting. I enjoyed it very much.

Thunder: Great! I'm glad everyone enjoyed that!

Mew: And now, back to the show. Lets talk to Kaiba. Hi Kaiba!

Kaiba: Hello.

Thunder: Why don't you tell us about yourself?

Kaiba: Okay. I'm the CEO of Kaiba Co., which is my family's company, and I was also the Duel Monsters Tournament Champion.

Mew: You're into that Duel Monsters stuff?

Kaiba: Yes.

Thunder: How do you have time to play Duel Monsters if you're in charge of a whole company? Don't big executives like yourself have lots of work to do all the time?

Kaiba: There are lots of people who work under me who do most of the work. I have plenty of time to play Duel Monsters.

Mew: Wouldn't your parents disagree with your playing games rather than running the family business?

Kaiba: They never had a problem with it.

Thunder: Oh. How come you got to be in charge of the company?

Kaiba: I'm the oldest.

Mew: You have other siblings?

Kaiba: I have a younger brother.

Mew: Neat! Does he play Duel Monsters with you?

Kaiba: Sometimes.

Mew: Awwww.... That's so nice! All that brotherly bonding! It's like when Thunder and Lightning got arrested because the police thought they were some gang members and they had to stay overnight in jail!

Thunder: Must you constantly remind me about that.

Lightning: Yeah. That had to have been the worst experience ever!

Mew: It was not! Any way, what else did I want to ask Max or Kaiba?

Thunder: Have you ever dueled Yu-Gi, Kaiba?

Kaiba: Yes. He defeated me.

Mew: Yay for Yu-Gi! And yay for you too, Kaiba! I'm sure you tried your best.

Kaiba: I did. And yet I lost.... Oh well. I guess that happens sometimes.

Mew: Yeah. Anything else?

Lightning: Yes. Mr. Pegasus, what's with your weird obsession with that rabbit cartoon?

MLP: That was the greatest cartoon ever! I used to watch it all the time.

Thunder: Is that why you made all those crazy cartoon cards?

MLP: Yes.

Mew: I have another question! Why do you want Kaiba's company so bad, Max?

MLP: Because I like money, and that company makes lots of it.

Mew: Nice. I like your honesty!

Thunder: Well, I think that's it for these guys.

Mew: Yeah. You'll come again soon, won't you?

MLP: Certainly.

Kaiba: Okay.

Yu-Gi: Yeah! Maybe next time we can teach you how to play Duel Monsters.

Thunder: Okay! Bye!

Mew: BYE!

(They walk off the stage. )

Lightning: (bursting out laughing) Did- did you see that guy's hair!?

Mew: (laughing) He looked like a unicorn!

Thunder: (Laughing) He could have taken an eye out with that. Who do you suppose told him that was cool?

Lightning: (laughing) probably the same person that told Pegasus that outfit was cool.

(They continue laughing)

Mew Two: Ahem. It wasn't that funny.

Mew: Sure it was! Any way, who's the next guest?

Mew Two: Bardok.

Thunder: Who?

Mew Two: Bardok. He's Goku's father. Along with him, you'll have Raditz, Goku, Goten, and Gohan.

Mew: Cool! Send them out.

(They all walk onto the stage. )

Mew: Hi!

(They all say "hi")

Thunder: He looks just like Goku!

Mew: Awwwww.... So, what's up, Bardok?

Bardok: Nothing really.

Thunder: So, you're Goku's and Raditz's dad?

Bardok: Yes.

Mew: Do you live back on Vegeta?

Bardok: Yep.

Lightning: What do you do for a living?

Bardok: I work with the military.

Mew: Do you still hang around with Freiza?

Bardok: Nope.

Mew: Good. Have you ever met King Vegeta?

Bardok: Yes. He came to talk to me after he was on your show.

Thunder: Really? What did he say?

Bardok: He told me about the super sayen stuff and about how Vegeta refused to come back. He said that he saw my son and thought I ought to come talk to him.

Thunder: So you came to visit Goku?

Bardok: Yes. I arrived this morning and I met your assistant, Van, at a Mc Donalds downtown and he invited me to come on the show.

Mew: Yay, Van! You SO get a raise for that!

Thunder: When was the last time you saw Goku. Before today, I mean.

Bardok: He was still a baby the last time I saw him.

Mew: So you lost him as a baby? Didn't you look for him?

Bardok: Yes. After I found out Freiza sent him away, I looked all over to find out where. I didn't know he was on Earth until after I returned to Vegeta, and I had no way of coming to find him then. I didn't even know if he was alive.

Lightning: Didn't Raditz tell you that Goku and Gohan beat him up real bad on Earth?

Bardok: Yes, but not until long after it happened. That why I had no way of knowing if he was still alive.

Mew: I bet it was pretty weird meeting your dad for the first time, wasn't it Goku?

Goku: Yes it was! I was so surprised!

Goten: He fainted.

Gohan: Twice.

Lightning: How do you faint twice?

Raditz: He fainted. Then he woke up and saw father again, and proceeded faint once more.

Gohan: We were pretty sure he was going to get some kind of brain damage from that.

Mew Two: You mean he didn't?

Mew: Be nice, Two!

Goku: I don't get it....

Lightning: He called you stupid, Goku.

Goku: Oh! Mew Two does that a lot!

Mew: *sigh* So, how do you like your grandchildren?

Bardok: They're very nice. I like them a lot. I don't really know about their mother, though. She's kinda weird...

Goku: Not this again!

Mew: We didn't say anything about her!

Thunder: Yeah! Don't look over here! It's your dad that doesn't like her now!

Bardok: It's not that I don't like her. She's just kinda weird, that's all.

Lightning: Goku is also weird. That would explain why they get along so well.

Goku: Okay... But lets not have a repeat of last time.

Mew: Yeah.

Thunder: Have you met Vegeta?

Bardok: Prince Vegeta?

Thunder: Yes.

Bardok: Yeah. I talked to him when Goten introduced me to his friend, Trunks.

Mew: Isn't he the strangest person ever? I love Vegeta, but he's really strange.

Bardok: Yeah he is. He's a lot like his father. King Vegeta is a strange one himself.

Lightning: How do you like Earth?

Bardok: I like it a lot. I can see why Kakarot and Vegeta like it here so much. The weather is very nice and the people are, too.

Thunder: Why do all you sayens call Goku "Kakarot"?

Bardok: Because that is his true name. The human Gohan named him Goku.

Mew: What do you like people to call you, Goku?

Goku: I don't care. All my friends, except Vegeta, like to call me Goku, but all the sayens I know call me Kakarot. It really just depends on what you prefer.

Thunder: Which do you like better?

Goku: I like them both.

Mew: Are you just saying that because your dad is right there?

Goku: No. I really do like both of them.

Thunder: Which do you write when your signing something?

Goku: That depends on what it is.

Mew: What would you write if Gohan brought you a permission slip from school?

Goku: Goku.

Thunder: When do you write Kakarot?

Goku: If it's something for Vegeta.

Mew: What does your driver's license say?

Goku: Goku with Kakarot in parenthesis.

Lightning: Really?

Goku: Yeah. Vegeta told me I should do that.

Thunder: When did you get a driver's license?

Goku: When Piccolo and I went to take the test a few years ago. We only passed because we saved a bus full of innocent people.

Thunder: Are you a good driver?

Goku: I think so, but Vegeta doesn't. He says I drive too fast.

Mew: Does he drive?

Goku: Yeah. I taught him myself.

Lightning: Do you have a car?

Goku: We've got 3 cars at my house: Mine, Chi Chi's, and Gohan's.

Mew: You drive to, Gohan!?

Gohan: Yep! My parents got me a car for my birthday.

Mew: When was that?

Gohan: About a month ago.

Thunder: How old are you now?

Gohan: 17.

Lightning: I can't believe your mom will let you drive but she won't let you go to the school dance. We'll have to have a talk about that.

Mew: Does she let you drive around with your friends?

Gohan: Only male friends.

Thunder: Are you allowed to hang around with girls at all?

Gohan: Not usually. And that's kinda bad since most of my friends at school are girls.

Mew: Who are your friends? Other than Videl, that blonde girl, and that blonde boy. We know about them.

Gohan: Okay. There's also Mary, Tom, Alex, Eric, Tracy, and Kate.

Thunder: Wow. It sounds like you have plenty of friends.

Mew: That's great!

Gohan: Yeah.

Mew: Well, do we have any more questions for Bardok or anyone else?

Thunder: Not me.

Lightning: Me either.

Mew: Okay. Promise you'll visit next time your on Earth, okay Bardok and Raditz?

Raditz: Of course.

Bardok: You got it!

Mew: And I want you to take me for a drive, Gohan.

Gohan: Sure. We can go se a movie or something.

Mew: Great! And Goten, stay cool.

Goten: Okay!

Thunder, Mew, and Lightning: BYE!

(They walk off the stage.)

Mew: Well, it looks like it's time to end today's episode of TPAMS.

Thunder: I hope you'll all tune in tomorrow.

Mew: I KNOW they will because tomorrow we have a special!

Lightning: That "What if..." Special you called of temporarily?

Thunder: Yes and no.

Mew: We decided to combine the "What if..." Special with another special. We like to call it the "TPAMS Special Combo".

Lightning: What's the other special?

Thunder: The other half of the special is the "Once again Thunder and Mew aren't hosting" Special.

Lightning: It you're not hosting, who is?

Mew: Darien and Michelle. We decided they needed to learn to work together if they ever want to have a successful marriage.

(Thunder hits her)

Mew: Ouch! Stop that!

Thunder: They're hosting because we thought they'd do a good job.

Lightning: And what will you 2 be doing while this is going on?

Mew: Hanging out in the audience.

Lightning: Who are your guests going to be?

Thunder: Well, we were trying to think of some kind of thing for our guests to have in common. We decided that we wanted the children of guests on the show.

Mew: We picked Andrea, Little and Future Trunks, Goten, Gohan, Videl, Rini (ack!), and we decided that we'd have Gary since we talked to his grandpa and Ash 'cause we've talked to his mom.

Lightning: Anyone else?

Thunder: If there's time, we'll talk to Davis, Ken, Li, and Madison. And hopefully, we'll get to talk to Hamtaro the hamster.

Lightning: Hamtaro?

Mew: That show kicks a**! You rock, Hamtaro!

Lightning: Okay....

Thunder: Any way, that's it for today's episode of TPAMS!

Mew: Goodnight everyone!

Lightning: BYE!

That's it for today's episode of The Pikachu and Mew Show. Tune in tomorrow to see the TPAMS Special Combo. Good night everyone!