Thunder: Hello and welcome to the TPAMS Once Again Thunder and Mew Won't Be Hosting Special.

Mew: As the title says, Thunder and I won't be hosting today. Michelle and Darien will!

Thunder: They will be interviewing guests that are children or grandchildren of other guests.

Mew: Is that it?

Thunder: I think so.

Mew: Okay then. Take it away guys!

Thunder: We'll be in the audience if you need us!

Michelle: Okay!

Mew Two: Your first guests are Goten and Gohan.

Mew: 2 at once! Isn't that kinda hard for people who have never interviewed before?

Mew Two: They'll be fine. Right?

Darien: Uhhhh... Sure.

Michelle: Of course we will!

Mew: Okay...

(Goten and Gohan walk onto the stage.)

Michelle: Hi!

Gohan: Hello.

Goten: Hi! What's up?

Michelle: Nothing really. Right, Darien?

Darien: Ummmm... Right.

Michelle: Are you going to be sure of anything?

Darien: I just had to think for a second.

Michelle: Well, think faster.

(Darien rolls his eyes. Michelle mutters something about Darien being stupid and Gohan looks over to Thunder and Mew for help.)

Thunder: Less fighting and more interviewing.

Michelle: Okay! So you're Goku's kids.

Gohan: Yes.

Michelle: Are you the only kids?

Goten: Yep!

Michelle: Ummmm.... Mew! Help!

Mew: *sigh* Okay. How is Goku doing?

Gohan: He's fine... Except that he's been sleeping all day.

Darien: Why?

Goten: He and mommy went shopping yesterday and she got lots of stuff.

Gohan: Poor dad had to carry it all over the mall.

Michelle: Why didn't you go along to help?

Goten: We weren't home. We went to see a movie and visit some of Gohan's friends.

(They sit in silence for a minute.)

Thunder: *shaking his head* What movie did you see?

Gohan: Men in Black 2.

Michelle: Was it good?

Goten: It was great!

Gohan: I'll say it was okay. I'm not really in to that alien stuff.

Darien: I guess you wouldn't be if you see them all the time like you do.

Gohan: Yeah.

(They sit in silence again.)

Mew: Which friends did you visit?

Gohan: We met a whole bunch of them at the park. I don't think you know any of them-

Goten: Videl was there!

Michelle: How is she doing?

Gohan: She's fine.

Michelle: What did you do at the park?

Goten: We played kick ball and then they talked about stuff that I didn't know what they were talking about.

Michelle: That's nice.

(They sit in silence some more.)

Michelle: Why don't you ask a question, Darien?

Darien: Ummmm..... I don't have any.

Thunder: *sigh* (to Mew) This is going nowhere fast.

Mew: (to Thunder) How was I supposed to know Darien wasn't going to talk and Michelle can only talk when she's being asked questions?

Thunder: (to Mew) They need major help... And fast! I can feel people changing the channel!

Mew: (to Thunder) I know! Okay. What do we do?

Darien: What are you 2 whispering over there?

Mew: Uhhhh... Nothing, Darien.

Thunder: Nothing at all.

Michelle: Mew, lets chat for a second.

(She grabs Mew and drags her back stage. Thunder runs down to Michelle's chair)

Thunder: Watch and learn, Darien. So, Gohan, are your parents talking divorce yet?

Gohan: Dad would never do that. No matter how much you try to convince him to hate mom, he'll ignore you.

Thunder: That's too bad. I met this lady at Happy Pikachu that's much better than your mom. And she's a good cook, too!

Goten: Why do you hate mommy so much?

Thunder: Well, Goten, your mother is an evil witch. She's mean to Goku and even worse to me and Mew.

Goten: You aren't very nice to her either.

Thunder: Yeah. Well....

Darien: That's just Thunder and Mew's way of defending themselves, Goten.

Thunder: Nice save, Darien!

Darien: No problem.

Gohan: Well... I think you should just leave them alone.

Thunder: I'll consider it.

Gohan: Please do.

Thunder: Anything else you guys have to talk about?

Goten: No!

Gohan: Not really.

Thunder: okay. Bye then!

Goten and Gohan: Bye.

(They walk off the stage.)

Thunder: Do you see how this is done now, Darien?

Darien: I'd rather be a guest. I'm much better at that.

Thunder: Come on, Darien! If you keep at this you'll be an all-star talk show host in no time!

Darien: Okay, Thunder....

Thunder: Now we have to do a "What if..." part.

Darien: What?

Thunder: This is the special combo, remember?

Darien: That's not what the title said.

Thunder: So Mew Two messed up. That's okay.

Mew Two: I had forgotten. I'm sorry.

Thunder: That's okay.

Darien: Well, what will this "What if..." part be about?

Thunder: Our first one is "What if Chi Chi stopped being such a nag?". I would like to thank Goku, Gohan, Goten, Chi Chi, Vegeta, And (little) Trunks for participating in this skit thingy.

(The screen cuts to Goku's house in the mountains. Goku, Chi Chi, and Vegeta are sitting in the front yard talking about various things they could do to make the yard look nicer. Trunks and Goten are playing catch behind them.)

Goku: Maybe we could plant some trees over there.

(He points to a spot a few yards away from the house.)

Vegeta: You have more then enough trees. Maybe you could use that space there for a garden.

Chi Chi: No. We wanted to leave that open for the new addition we want to put on the house. Have you already forgotten about that, Goku?

Goku: Oh yeah!

(Gohan walks out of the house. )

Gohan: Dad! Can I go see a movie with Videl?

Goku: Ask your mother.

Gohan: Mom...

Chi Chi: Sure. Have fun! Call if you're going to miss dinner.

Gohan: Cool. Thanks!

(the screen cuts back to Thunder who is laughing hysterically.)

Darien: Ummmmm... What's so funny?

Thunder: Chi Chi! She let him go!

Darien: That's funny?

Thunder: That just sounds funny. She's never cool like that.

Darien: *sigh* You're something else, Thunder.

(Thunder Gives him a confused look.)

Darien: Never mind... Do we interview a new guest now?

Thunder: We should have someone check on the girls first.

(The screen cuts to Mew and Michelle back stage)

Mew: What!?

Michelle: What?

Mew: Nothing. I just wanted the viewers to think you said something shocking.

Michelle: Okay... Any way, this is really hard, Mew. And Darien isn't helping!

Mew: You have to demand that he help you. Even though girls are much smarter and better than boys, we need boys for stuff, too. TPAMS can't work without a perspective from both sides.

Michelle: What are you talking about?

Mew: Really! See, if TPAMS only had my girl-ish views on everything, guys wouldn't watch, but if it were all masculine and stupid, girls wouldn't watch.

Michelle: What does that have to do with interviewing?

Mew: Remember the day we talked for 3 hours about shoes?

Michelle: Yeah. Those were great shoes.

Mew: That's what would happen on the show every day if Thunder weren't there to tell me that conversations about shoes were stupid.

Michelle: So you think if I try to do this alone, it will become a girlie conversation of some kind?

Mew: Yes! That's why you need to make Darien help you- or at least tell you when you're rambling.

Michelle: As sad as it is to admit, you're probably right.

Mew Two: (walking over to them) I doubt it. The only female guests you'll get for sure are Videl and Andrea, and Videl isn't into all that stuff most girls are.

Mew: Hey! You're right! That's not fair!

Michelle: It's not?

Mew: No!

(She teleports away and returns a moment later with a packet of papers.)

Mew Two: What are you doing?

Mew: I can't believe this! I'm looking at a list of guests and by my count, there have been 102 guy guests and only 62 girl guests! That's not right! Do you know how sexist that is!? I can't believe I never noticed that- And our staff! I'm the only girl on it!

Mew Two: What about Kelly?

Mew: Oh yeah! I forgot Kelly in the mail room! But I meant the part that actually does show stuff. There's me, you, Thunder, Lightning, Van, and Tracey! 5 boys and 1 girl! That's not right at all!

Mew Two: Stop offering your jobs to men, then.

Mew: That's be discrimination! I think....

Mew Two: It would, but you gave both Van and Tracey jobs-

Mew: It was still 3 to 1!

Michelle: She got you there....

Mew: And we have stupid guys hosting now!

Michelle: We do? Oh yeah! Darien IS hosting.

Mew: Thunder, too.

Michelle: Oh...

Mew: Okay! Lets go take the show back!

(She teleports away. Michelle walks onto the stage. The screen cuts to the stage where Mew is dragging Thunder and Darien into the audience.)

Thunder: What are you doing, again?

Mew: Michelle and I are putting an end to your stupid sexism.

Thunder: What are you talking about?

Mew: I'm sick of you GUYS running everything! The girls are taking over now!

(Thunder tries not to laugh. Mew hits him.)

Mew: What's so funny!?

Thunder: Do you realize how ridiculous your being?

Mew: I am not being ridiculous!

Thunder: Yes you are! Don't tell me you're going on a stupid feminism kick, too. Blossom was starting to get crazy and now she's got you doing it.

Mew: I'm not going on a feminism kick! I just don't like the way you stupid men are running things!

Thunder: Are you kidding me!? You have more power than anyone regarding what goes on around here!

Mew: I do not! You, Two, and Lightning out number me!

Thunder: And you always have Kem on your side because of that.

Mew: Grrrrrrr....... Shut up! Michelle and I are hosting and there's nothing you can do about it!

Thunder: Fine. Darien isn't very good at this, any way.

(He goes and sits down next to Darien in the front row.)

Mew: Okay. Who's the next guest, Two?

Mew Two: Little Trunks.

(He walks onto the stage and sits down.)

Little Trunks: Hi!

Michelle: Hello.

Mew: Hi.

(She glares at him.)

Little Trunks: Are you okay?

Mew: No.

Little Trunks: Why not?

Mew: I'm surrounded by jerk guys all the time.

Little Trunks: Oh... I'm sorry...

Mew: It's not your fault. It's the government's fault.

Michelle, Mew Two, Thunder, and Darien: The government?

Mew: Yes. Maybe if there were more women in charge, none of this would be happening.

Little Trunks: My dad like to blame the government for things, too. He says everything is their fault.

Mew: That's 'cause that's true.

Little Trunks: Mommy says that he's just being silly.

Mew: He's not. You'll all see. Soon everything will go back to 1955 and all the girls will have to stay at home baking things!

(Everyone looks at her.)

Mew: It will be like an episode of "Leave it to Beaver"!

(Everyone scoots away from her.)

Michelle: Are you sure you're okay, Mew?

Mew: Yes! Wait.... Yes. Okay! I'm better now!

Thunder: Are you ready to start being reasonable?

Mew: No. So, how are your parents, Trunks?

Little Trunks: They're okay.

Michelle: Just okay?

Little Trunks: Yeah. Dad has a cold and he's making everyone real miserable because of it.

Mew: I could see him doing that.

Little Trunks: He thinks he got it from standing in line at the post office.

Michelle: He could have. People can be really gross in places like that.

Mew: And it all goes back to the government.

(Everyone looks at her again. She smiles.)

Mew: Have you done anything fun lately, Trunks?

Little Trunks: I went to the zoo with my mom. We wanted to get away from dad for awhile.

Michelle: Didn't I see you there?

Little Trunks: Yeah! You were there with Brick!

Michelle: Right! Did you go see the monkey exhibit? Brick loved that one.

Little Trunks: It was great!

Michelle: Brick thought they all looked like Mojo.

Little Trunks: They kinda did. Neat!

Mew: Yeah. Mojo is a monkey.

Michelle: Is there anything else?

Mew: I don't think so.

Little Trunks: I almost forgot! Dad says "hi" and so does grandpa and grandma.

Mew: Your grandma too?

Little Trunks: Yeah. Grandpa went back to Vegeta and got grandma. Dad was really mad.

Mew: Funny! Well, tell them I said "hi", too.

Little Trunks: okay! Bye!

Mew: Bye now!

Michelle: Bye, Trunks.

(He walks off the stage.)

Mew: I believe it's time for a "What if..." part, now.

Michelle: Okay. What's it about?

Mew: This one is.... "What if Vegeta wasn't a crabby jerk like Giovanni?". We would like to thank Vegeta and Goku for doing the skit deal.

(The screen cuts to Vegeta's house. He's throwing a stick for a dog to fetch. After he throws it, it starts watering a garden. Goku walks over to him.)

Goku: Hi Vegeta!

Vegeta: Hello, Kakarot. How are you today?

Goku: Great! How are you?

Vegeta: I'm fine. Thank you for asking. What's new with you today?

Goku: Well, I'm taking Goten to the petting zoo later and I thought I'd ask if you and Trunks wanted to come along.

Vegeta: Certainly! I just love baby sheep! We'll be there!

Goku: Okay! I'll see you later then! Bye, Vegeta!

Vegeta: Good bye, Kakarot.

(The screen cuts back to the studio. Mew and Michelle are both laughing.)

Mew: That was a really good one!

Michelle: Uh-huh! Vegeta is funny.

Mew: Yeah. That's why he's one of my best friends!

Thunder: (to Darien) Isn't it funny that all of little miss feminism's best friends just so happen to be guys?

Mew: I heard that!

Michelle: don't you think that you're being too hard on him, Mew? He has had quite a few great points.

Mew: You think so?

Michelle: Yeah. Why don't you be friends again and let Darien try hosting again?

Mew: But he sucks! No offense, Darien.

Darien: None taken. You're right.

Thunder: But we aren't supposed to host.

Mew Two: Skip the interviews and do the "What if..." skits. You 2 can plan where to go from there while Michelle and Darien finish that.

Mew: Okay! I'm sorry I yelled at you, Thunder.

Thunder: That's okay. It's not like that was the first time it happened.

(She glares at him. Everyone else laughs. Mew goes to the audience and takes Darien's seat next to Thunder while Darien goes back onto the stage.)

Michelle: Okay, Darien, Mew told me that you have to help more.

Darien: How hard is it to roll stupid clips?

Michelle: Just shut up and help more!

Darien: Fine.

(Mew Two hands Michelle a sheet of paper.)

Michelle: Oh! Here are the list of skits! You read this!

(She shoves it at Darien.)

Darien: Okay... Then next skit is "What if Hercule had low self-esteem?". (pause) I'm not reading that.

Michelle: (grabbing the paper) What? (she reads it.) Hehehehe... Lightning is funny. (Handing it back to Darien) Read!

Darien: *sigh* No! I'll just modify it a little. the gist of it is he wants to thank Hercule and the channel 17 news people for being in the skit.

Michelle: Word for word it says "I'd like to give props to my boy Hercule and my crew over at channel 17 news".

Thunder: That's not even that bad. Mew Two has had to read worse out loud.

(Mew Two shudders at the memory)

Mew Two: Stupid Lightning....

(The screen cuts to the news station)

News Anchor: Okay, Mr. Hercule. How is it exactly that you beat Cell?

Hercule: Well, actually, I didn't fight him. I just ran over to his tattered corpse and stood over it. I ran rather slowly... And I tripped a few times... I'm so dumb....

News Anchor: O-kay.... And what was it like fighting in the World Martial Arts Tournament?

Hercule: Everyone was so much better than me. I really suck. I don't even know why I try.

News Anchor: But I thought you were the strongest man anywhere ever.

Hercule: I'm the biggest loser anywhere ever. I don't know about any of that other stuff. *sigh* I hate myself...

(The screen cuts to Darien and Michelle)

Darien: Ummmmm.... Okay....

Michelle: (laughing) That was so sad!

Darien: Right... The next skit is "What if Giovanni started acting like a normal person?". TPAMS would like to thank Giovanni, Andrea, Lawrence III, Giovanni's mom, Officer Jenny, and Lt. Surge for helping out in the skit.

(The screen cuts to The Happy Pikachu Dining Establishment where Giovanni, Andrea, Lary, and Lt. Surge are eating dinner.)

Lary: This is odd.

Giovanni: What?

Lary: I thought you hated eating in restaurants.

Lt. Surge: Yeah! You said the food was always contaminated with some kind of bacteria and that there were too many obnoxious children.

Giovanni: When did I say that?

Lary: When your mother wanted to take us all to Charizard's for dinner on your last birthday...

Lt. Surge: ...And when you took Kem to McDonalds...

Andrea: ...And when my friend wanted me to go to Chuckie Cheese's for her birthday party...

Lary: ...And-

Giovanni: I get the point!

Lary: Okay... So what's the deal?

Giovanni: I was just confused and misguided.

(They all look at him. They look scared.)

Giovanni: What? Public places really aren't that bad. They're full of people. I like people!

(They look at him again. They're now terrified.)

Andrea: Who are you and what have you done with my father!?

Lary: Yes. You most certainly are not Giovanni.

Giovanni: What are you talking about?

Lt. Surge: Okay impostor Giovanni! You better bring real Giovanni back right now!

Giovanni: I AM Giovanni.

Andrea: Oh no you aren't! I'm going to call the police!

Lary: Yes. Surge and I will make sure the impostor doesn't escape.

(Andrea runs a few feet away and pulls out a cell phone to call the police. Lt. Surge and Lary use the table cloth to tie Giovanni to the chair.)

Lt. Surge: Lets see you escape now! HA!

Lary: Now, if you tell us where Giovanni is and return him to us unharmed, I promise we'll ask the police to go easy on you.

Giovanni: But I AM Giovanni! Who in their right mind would pretend to be me!?

Lt. Surge: A kidnapper like you! You kidnapped Giovanni!

Giovanni: How do you kidnap yourself!?

Lary: You aren't Giovanni, so you don't have to worry about it.

Giovanni: If I'm not Giovanni, then why do I look like him?

Lt. Surge: You must be wearing a mask!

Giovanni: I'm not wearing a mask!

Lary: Then why is your face all wrinkly?

(Giovanni glares at him. Andrea runs over to them.)

Andrea: The police are on their way. He won't tell us where daddy is, but he'll tell the police for sure!

Giovanni: You guys are being silly! I'm not and impostor.

Andrea: Yes you are! You haven't complained about anything all day!

Giovanni: So?

Andrea: SO daddy complains all the time! Literally!

Giovanni: Perhaps I realized there's nothing to complain about.

Lary: No. The REAL Giovanni can always find SOMETHING to complain about.

Giovanni: Not today. Today had been a very lovely day.

Lt. Surge: You are SO not Giovanni.

Giovanni: But I am Giovanni! Even ask mother! She'll know her own son.

Andrea: I did call grandma. I told her a crazy impostor that looks and sounds like you kidnapped you. She said she'd come right away.

(Giovanni's mom and officer Jenny walk up to them.)

Jenny: What's the problem here?

Andrea: This guy that looks like my dad but isn't is pretending to be my dad!

Lary: We think he kidnapped the real Giovanni.

Giovanni: I already told you! I am the real Giovanni.

Lt. Surge: No you aren't! You haven't insulted anyone all day!

Lary: You haven't complained about anything.

Andrea: AND you gave me a raise in my allowance! I should've known there was something wrong then!

Giovanni: You recognize me, don't you mother?

Giovanni's mom: I don't know... My son Giovanni would have insulted or smacked Lary and Surge by now. Or threatened to have them eliminated... Who are you and where are you keeping my son!?

Giovanni: Mother!

Jenny: Well, if this isn't your son, then we'll have to take him into custody.

(Officer Jenny hand cuffs Giovanni and drags him out of the restaurant. The others follow. The screen cuts back to the studio, where Mew is rolling on the floor laughing.)

Mew: (Laughing hysterically) I love that one! He got arrested!

Thunder: That one rocks!

Michelle: That was a good one! What's next, Darien?

Darien: Next we have "What if Sailor Moon wasn't a moron?". TPAMS would like to thank Serena, Rae, Luna, Lita, and Ami for taking part in the skit. I would like to add that this is a pretty farfetched idea.

Thunder: I know.

Mew: That's why we picked it!

(The screen cuts to Serena's school. They're outside after school. Rae met up with them.)

Lita: awww... I got a 'B" again...

Ami: I got an 'A'.

Rae: What did you get Serena? An 'F -"

Serena: No, silly, I got an 'A' like I always do. Duh.

Ami: You know, Rae, her grades are almost better than mine. She studies so much.

Serena: I don't study enough. I think I should go home and study right now!

(She runs off. Luna walks up to them.)

Luna: Where is Serena off to? Did she see a mini doughnut cart again?

Rae: No.

Luna: Is Andrew over there?

Ami: No.

Lita: She says she's she's going to go study.

Luna: Study? Wow.

(The screen cuts back to the studio. Mew is laughing hysterically again.)

Darien: That wasn't very funny.

Mew: (laughing) Mini doughnut stand! Hahahahahaha!

(They all give her a confused look.)

Mew: (laughing) Funny...

Thunder: What's next, Darien?

Darien: Next we have "What if Davis and Ken had their own comedy series on NBC?". Okay.... TPAMS would like to thank Ken, Davis, Li, Madison, Seto and Mokuba Kaiba for taking part in the skit.

Mew: That would be so funny! They could call it Kavis!

(They all look at her. The screen cuts to Ken and Davis sitting in a park.)

Ken: Say, Davis, I don't like the idea Thunder and Mew pitched at us.

Davis: It would be cool to have a comedy series on NBC, but that's just not skit material.

Ken: I agree. So I think we should do something else for them instead.

Davis: What's your idea, Ken?

Ken: Well, I thought that "What if Ken and Davis had a talk show called 'The Ken and Davis Show' that was even better than 'The Pikachu and Mew Show'?. It's highly unlikely- no, impossible- but it'll be fun any way.

(Madison and Li walk up to them.)

Madison: What are you guys doing?

Ken: We're taping a skit for TPAMS.

Davis: We don't like Thunder and Mew's original idea, so we're trying new ones.

Li: For the "What if..." thing?

Ken: Yeah.

Madison: I have an idea! Lets try "What if Davis finally realized what a wonderful person I am and that he absolutely loves me?".

Davis: I don't like that idea.

Ken: Didn't you go out with Jim the other day?

Madison: Only because Thunder and Mew made me.

Li: Did you have fun?

Madison: I guess.

Li: He told me it was really boring. (to Ken) all she talked about was Davis.

Ken: No wonder he got bored.

Davis: Hey! I happen to be a very interesting topic of discussion!

Madison: Yeah.

Ken: Any way, we're supposed to be doing a skit.

Madison: Lets do my idea!

Li: Do we have to do a skit? Maybe we can think of something else to do for them.

Davis: We could do a P. Diddy music video! But instead of being P. Diddy, I can be Davis and you can be my back up dancers! "The D... The A... The V... The I... The S... The D... The A... The V... It's Davis! It's Davis!"

Li: Silence!

Ken: I think Li means "We'll have to pass on that, Davis".

Li: No, I meant "Silence". I can't stand Puff Diddy or P. Daddy or what ever the hell he calls himself.

Madison: We could make some kind of mini movie.

Ken: That's not a bad idea. What should it be about?

Madison: Davis?

Li: No... Hey! Isn't that Seto Kaiba over there!?

Davis: Who?

Li: Seto Kaiba! He's the CEO of Kaiba Corp.

Davis: What's Kaiba Corp?

Ken: A company that makes many different computer things.

Davis: Oh. Well, what's so great about him?

Li: Seto Kaiba is only the the greatest genius that ever lived, EVER!

Ken: He is indeed very talented.

Li: Lets go talk to him! I have to go talk to him!

(Li runs over to Kaiba. The others slowly follow. Kaiba is eating ice cream with his little brother Mokuba.)

Li: Ummmm....

Davis: What's up, Kaiba?

Kaiba: Do I know you from somewhere?

Ken: No. We're just fans of yours.

Madison: Correction. Li is a fan of yours. We just got dragged along.

Davis: Yeah, Li. Say hi to Mr. Kaiba.

Li: Uhhhh...

Davis: *sigh* This is Li. He says "hi". I'm Davis. He's Ken, and she's Madison.

Kaiba: Well, hello Davis, Ken, Madison, and Li. It's very nice to meet you.

Ken: Who's your friend?

Kaiba: This is my brother.

Mokuba: My name is Mokuba.

Madison: Awwww! That's so nice! All that sibling bonding! How come you never hang out with your sister, Davis?

Davis: You've met my sister.

Madison: She seemed nice enough to me...

Davis: She's a basket case!

Ken: And you're not?

Davis: You know what, Ken!?

Madison: You'll have to excuse my friends. They're morons.

Kaiba: I'm sure they aren't all that bad.

Madison: Say! Can you help us with our skit Mr. Kaiba?

Kaiba: Your skit?

Madison: Yes. We're supposed to make a "What if..." skit for Thunder and Mew, but we don't know what to do.

Kaiba: You know Thunder and Mew?

Madison: Yeah. We've been on TPAMS lots of times.

Kaiba: I see. Well, I can't say I have any ideas for you. I'm sorry I couldn't be of more help.

Madison: That's okay. Thanks any way. Do you have any ideas, Mokuba?

Mokuba: Ummmm.... N- no. Not really.

Madison: Oh well. I guess we'll just have to send this tape to Thunder and Mew.

Ken: Oh! I forgot we were taping this!

Davis: Me too.

Madison: I bet our time is up soon.

Ken: If it wasn't already.

Madison: Lets just end it now by saying something funny. You guys can say stuff too. Thunder and Mew will love that.

Kaiba: Okay.

Madison: I'll go first! *Ahem* I love Davis! He's so wonderful...

(Davis runs around the table Kaiba and Mokuba are sitting at and hides behind them.)

Madison: Davis! You're so silly!

Ken: Yeah... Any way, I can't think of anything funny to say, so I'll just pass. Your turn, Li.

Li: Ummmmm.... I'll pass, too.

Davis: (standing up) Help me....

Li: That's not very funny, Davis.

Davis: (Crouching down again) I know.... She's scaring me....

Ken: *sigh* I guess it's your turn, Kaiba.

Kaiba: I'm not a very funny person, you know. I'll just say "hi".

Mokuba: Do I get a turn?

Ken: Yes. Of course.

Mokuba: Okay! Why didn't you have ME on your show yet!? No offense, Seto, but I'm much more fun then you. I wanna be on TPAMS too!

Kaiba: You aren't supposed to whine at them, Mokuba.

Mokuba: That's easy for you to say. You got to go on the show.

Madison: I'm sure Thunder and Mew will have you on the show one day, Mokuba. Just be patient.

Mokuba: Ummm... Okay!

Ken: I guess that's it then! I know this wasn't what you expected, but oh well. We tried. I guess we'll just use your idea next time.

Davis: (Standing up again) We could call our show Kavis! That would be so cool!

(Everyone looks at him. The screen cuts back to the studio. Everyone looks really confused.)

Mew: That did not look like a comedy series on NBC!

Darien: And if it was, it's not going to last.

Michelle: I thought it was very cute.

Thunder: It may have been cute, but it wasn't funny.

Darien: Well, that was the last one. What would you like to do now?

Mew: Really? That was it?

Darien: Yes. (showing her the list) The others are crossed off.

Mew: Okay then. Do we have any of the extra guests?

Mew Two: I thought we'd run out of time as it was, so I didn't book any. And there isn't anyone that can get here in time if I call them.

Thunder: Well, we've still got time! Let me think....

(They sit in silence for a minute.)

Mew: Lets just end it, Thunder. This isn't going any where, any way.

Thunder: Okay. I'm sorry wonderful special that this was supposed to be. We really messed up....

Michelle: What's on TPAMS tomorrow?

Mew: Oh yeah!

Thunder: We almost forgot that! Tomorrow on TPAMS we're going to do something we haven't done in awhile!

Darien: What's that?

Mew: We're doing a regular episode!

Michelle: Oooh! Who are your guests?

Mew Two: Our guests tomorrow will be 10 to 15 people that will be chosen by Lightning.

Thunder: That means we don't know yet.

Michelle: Okay! That sounds fun, any way.

Darien: Can we end the show now?

Mew: Yep! You and Michelle can do it.

Michelle: Yay! *Ahem* That's it for today's episode of The Pikachu and Mew Show!

Darien: We're really sorry it sucked. We promise tomorrow will be better. Bye.

Michelle: Bye now!

Thunder and Mew: BYE!!!

That's it for today's episode of TPAMS. Tune in tomorrow to see a normal episode. Good night everyone.

Thunder: Remind me to never, EVER let you host again.

Darien: Never, EVER let me host again.

Thunder: I meant if I ever ask you to host again.

Darien: Got 'cha.

Michelle: Were we really that bad?

Mew: Yes, but we still love you! Right, Thunder?

Thunder: Yeah....

Mew: *sigh*

Darien: *shakes his head*

(Kaiba and Mew Two walk over to them.)

Mew: We don't need guests NOW. We already ended the show.

Mew Two: I know. Kaiba just wanted to say "hi".

Mew: Oh. Hi Kaiba!

Kaiba: Hi Mew. What's wrong with Thunder?

Mew: What ISN'T wrong with Thunder?

Darien: That's not a very nice thing to say, Mew.

Mew: Yeah, well... THUNDER! SAY HI TO KAIBA!

Thunder: ...... What!? Oh. Hi Kaiba.

Kaiba: Well, now that Thunder has joined us here on Earth, I want to ask you if you'll interview my brother. I promised him I would at least ask.

Mew: Sure. We'd love to interview little Kaiba.

Kaiba: His name is Mokuba.

Mew: Little Kaiba... Mokuba... What's the difference?

Darien: About 5 letters.

Mew: Shut up, Darien. You know, you're being a real smart a** today.

Darien: I noticed that too! It's fun. I'll have to do it more often.

Mew: Oh no you don't.

Darien: You know, you sound more and more like Michelle every day. I think you're spending too much time with her.

Michelle: What's wrong with sounding like me?

Darien: What isn't wrong with sounding like you?

Mew: Stop using my insults to insult your future wife!

Michelle, Darien, and Thunder: Shut up, Mew!

Mew: Gosh! Look at them, Kaiba. They don't appreciate me. Lets go the crayon store. EVERYONE appreciates me there.

Kaiba: The crayon store?

Mew: You've never been? You're missing out! Come on!

(She teleports away with Kaiba.)

Darien: O-kay.... Better him than me.

Thunder: I hear that.

Michelle: Mew is something else.... Oh well! I'm going to head home. I have to stop at the store to buy some shampoo. See you later!

(She leaves.)

Thunder: You wanna go to the arcade and play that new fighting game? What's it called....

Darien: I think it's called "The Bloodiest and Most Violently Violent Fighting Game Ever To Be Made Ever Where All The Characters Die Bloody and Violent Deaths In Unrealistic Combat".

Thunder: Yeah! TBAMVVFGETBMEWATCDBAVDIUC!

Darien: You know, that acronym doesn't make the title any easier.

Thunder: It doesn't, but do you want to come play?

Darien: Why not? I call first game.

Thunder: Man!

(They leave.)