Thunder: Hello and welcome to episode 39 of The Pikachu and Mew Show!

Mew: Episode 39? Really!

Thunder: Yep.

Mew: Sweet! What's up for today?

Mew Two: Today is basically a "Random people from where ever" episode.

Thunder: Okay. Who's up first?

Mew Two: Your first guest is Mokuba Kaiba.

(Mokuba walks onto the stage.)

Thunder: Hi.

Mew: Hi!

Mokuba: Hello.

Thunder: So, you're Kaiba's little brother?

Mokuba: Yes.

Mew: Duh! That's why we call him Little Kaiba.

Thunder: YOU called him Little Kaiba. And you only did that once.

Mew: Once is all you need.

Thunder: What ever...

Mew: Any way, what's up with you, Little Kaiba?

Mokuba: Ummmm.... Nothing really.

Thunder: How do you like having Kaiba for an older brother?

Mokuba: It's not like I had a choice in the matter... But he's cool.

Mew: Does he ever spend any time with you?

Mokuba: When he can. He has lots of important business stuff to do. And then when you add all the Duel Monsters stuff, he doesn't have a whole lot of time left. But he tries.

Thunder: What do you do when Kaiba is to busy to hang out with you?

Mokuba: I go visit my friends or play video games at home.

Mew: How did you and Kaiba manage to cheat the system and not get sent to foster homes?

Mokuba: What do you mean?

Mew Two: You see, Mokuba, since your brother isn't 21, he's technically not supposed to be able to legally take care of you. Mew wants to know how you got around that law.

Mokuba: Oh. I dunno. You'll have to ask Seto.

Mew: Maybe I will.

Thunder: Maybe the law is different where they're from.

Mew Two: I don't think so. They must have gotten around it because of all their money.

Mew: Maybe.

Thunder: Oh well. We'll ask Kaiba. Right now, we're talking to Little Kai- I mean- Mokuba.

Mew: You're right. So Little Kaiba, who started that company you guys are in charge of?

Mokuba: Our adoptive dad started it.

Thunder: How did you and Kaiba end up in an orphanage? Rich kids never go to orphanages.

Mokuba: We weren't rich then. Just upper middle class. It was while we were in the orphanage that we were adopted by the rich owner of Kaiba Corp. When our adoptive dad died, Seto got the company and our house we live in now.

Mew: I've seen you're house. It's really cool. Even cooler than Giovanni's house, and his house is really cool.

Mokuba: I don't know about that... I think it's a little too much.

Thunder: Really?

Mokuba: Yeah. There's 2 of us. What do we need that big house for? And all the computer stuff... I hate it. It never wants to work for me.

Mew: You have the coolest house ever and you hate it!?

Mokuba: I don't hate the house. The actual house is just too big, but I like it. It's the computer system I hate. It's always giving me attitude and never wants to do what I say.

Mew: The computer talks to you!? Sweet! I'm SO coming over to visit you!

Thunder: Why don't you tell Kaiba that?

Mokuba: I have. But he likes the thing. It always does what he says. It just hates me.

Thunder: I guess there's not a whole lot you can do about it, then.

Mokuba: Nope.

Mew: I can't believe that you hate a computer house. That is so cool! I wish I had a computer house.... And one of those computer cars! That would rock!

Thunder: *sigh* Any way, what kind of stuff do you like to do?

Mokuba: Well, I like to play video games. And I like to play tricks on the guards and stuff.

Thunder: You play tricks on the guards?

Mokuba: Sure! It's really fun. I like to sneak around and jump out at them! They get so scared!

Mew: One of these days, they'll shoot you by accident.

Mokuba: That's what Seto says.

Thunder: And still you continue to do it?

Mokuba: Yep. I like to live dangerously.

Mew: (muttering) Or stupidly..... Hmmmm.... You said you hang out with your friends sometimes?

Mokuba: Yeah.

Mew: Any one we know?

Mokuba: Not until a few days ago.

Thunder: What happened a few days ago?

Mokuba: I was in that movie Madison, Davis, Ken, and Li made for you.

Mew: Oh yeah! You're friends with them, now?

Mokuba: Yeah. They're really nice and fun to hang around with.

Thunder: That's nice. Have you hung out with them lately?

Mokuba: Yeah. I saw Madison and Li just yesterday.

Mew: I just love those kids! They're so nice and friendly!

Mokuba: They are. They were really nice to me. Especially Madison. She's the one that invited me to go to the arcade with them.

Thunder: Did you play TBAMVVFGETBMEWATCDBAVDIUC!?

Mokuba: What?

Thunder: The Bloodiest and Most Violently Violent Fighting Game Ever To Be Made Ever Where All The Characters Die Bloody and Violent Deaths In Unrealistic Combat.

Mokuba: Oh! Yeah. I love that game! I beat everyone that challenged me. Except Madison. She's really good at that game.

Thunder: She doesn't seem like the TBAMVVFGETBMEWATCDBAVDIUC type.

Mokuba: She didn't really want to play, but Davis told her to try. He said she'd probably be the one to beat me and he was right.

(Mew starts laughing hysterically. Thunder and Mokuba exchange confused looks.)

Thunder: Are you okay, Mew?

Mew: (laughing) Yeah. Yeah. I'm fine- Hahahahahaha!

Mokuba: Is she going to die?

Thunder: I don't think so... She's just really easily amused. You must have said something that she thinks is funny.

Mokuba: What's so funny, Mew?

Mew: (laughing) You are!

Mokuba: I am?

Mew: (laughing) Yes! You're hilarious!

Mokuba: Ummmm... Why?

Mew: (laughing) Madison has been trying for months to get Davis to like her and could never do it.

Thunder: Yeah....

(Mew just laughs. Thunder and Mokuba are still confused. After a minute, Thunder's head pops up and he smiles.)

Thunder: I get it! But it's not that funny.

Mokuba: I still don't get it.

Thunder: Mew thinks it's funny that Madison tried really hard to get Davis to like her and couldn't, but she didn't even try to make you like her and you like her any way.

(Mokuba starts blushing. Mew falls out of her chair and laughs even harder.)

Mokuba: Who told you I like her!?

Thunder: It's really very obvious.

Mokuba: It is?

Thunder: Sure. You always mention her first and in that video you were in that they made, you blushed and stuttered every time she spoke to you.

Mew: (laughing) Yeah! You're a riot, Little Kaiba!

Mokuba: I happen to not think that's very funny.

Thunder: There's nothing wrong with having a crush on Madison. Mew is just crazy and loves picking on people. You were an easy target.

Mew: (finishing her hysterical laughter and getting back in her chair) Aaahhh... Little Kaiba! I'm sorry! I really am. If you want to have a crush on Madison, that's just fine. At least you don't obsess like she does about Davis.

Thunder: Yeah. Well, are you done picking on poor Mokuba?

Mew: Yeah. You can leave now.

Mokuba: Okay... Bye.

Thunder: Bye.

Mew: Bye, Little Kaiba- I mean- Mokuba! Thanks for letting me pick on you! I love you for it!

(He walks off the stage.)

Mew: *sigh* That was fun! Who's next?

Mew Two: Poor Mokuba. He's going to be emotionally scared for life now.

Thunder: Yeah. That was just wrong, Mew.

Mew: He'll get over it.

Mew Two: Maybe after 30 years of therapy.

Mew: Hush!

Mew Two: Fine. Your next guest is Seto Kaiba.

Thunder: I hope he yells at you for picking on his brother.

(Kaiba walks onto the stage. He has a box of crayons.)

Thunder: Hi.

Mew: Hey Kaiba! What 'cha got there?

Kaiba: Hello. I brought the sparkle crayons you wanted so badly.

Mew: Really!? Awwww! (hugging Kaiba) You're the best!

Kaiba: (trying to escape) That's really quite okay.

Thunder: Sit down, Mew. So, what's new with you?

Kaiba: Nothing really.

Thunder: Did you see Mew teasing Mokuba?

Mew: Thunder!

Kaiba: Yes. It was actually quite funny.

Thunder: Are you kidding me!?

Kaiba: She was just having fun, Thunder. Mokuba knew that. He wasn't hurt at all.

Mew: (sticking her tongue out at Thunder) Ha ha!

(Thunder crosses his arms and pouts.)

Mew: Any way, we were wondering how you got to keep your brother when your adoptive dad died.

Kaiba: Like the government can stop me from getting my way. I have enough money and power to keep them out of my face.

Mew Two: I told you it was the money.

Mew: Indeed you did. Now tell us about your house. Why does it hate Mokuba?

Kaiba: It doesn't hate him. He just doesn't know how to use it properly.

Thunder: Doesn't he just walk up to a door and tell it to open?

Kaiba: It's not that simple. There are certain words you have to use to make it do what you want it to. If you wanted a door to open automatically, you'd have to say 'open'.

Thunder: What's so hard about that?

Kaiba: I don't think his issues are about opening doors. I think it's more the security system. It turns on automatically and you need to know the code to deactivate it.

Mew: Why don't you tell him the code?

Kaiba: I did. He just keeps forgetting.

Thunder: Maybe you should get a normal house.

Mew: Don't do that! Your house is cool!

Kaiba: I'm not going to get a new house. He just has to get used to it.

Thunder: Why do you have all that computer stuff, any way?

Kaiba: Because I like it. If you like something and can have it, why shouldn't you?

Mew: Good point.

Thunder: What if you like drugs and have the access to drugs and the money to buy drugs? Should you go buy drugs?

Mew: He meant if it's stuff that's good.

Thunder: Okay then.

Mew: Hmmmm... What else do I want to ask you? Oh! If you're so busy with school and work and Duel Monsters, do you have any time left to have a social life?

Kaiba: Not a separate one. That's why you have to make friends in everything you do.

Thunder: You mean like playing Duel Monsters with your friends?

Kaiba: Exactly.

Mew: That's a great idea! You're really smart.

Kaiba: Sometimes-

(A smoke cloud appears on the stage. Mew Two walks over to Mew, Thunder, and Kaiba. When the smoke clears, they see Ganondorf and some ugly lady standing before them.)

Mew: Hi Ganondork! How are you?

Ganondorf: I'm fine, Mew. Thank you so much for asking.

(The lady hits him.)

Ganondorf: Ow! What was that for!?

(She glares at him.)

Ganondorf: Oh..

Thunder: Who's your girlfriend?

Ganondorf: *shudder* She's NOT my girlfriend! Me and some other bad guys from various video games got together and decided to do something evil. This is the evil queen from Final Fantasy 9. We're here to kidnap all the wealthy people we can, and he's a good target.

Mew: You can't kidnap Kaiba! He's our friend!

Ganondorf: Sorry, Mew, but he's on the list.

Thunder: Can I see the list?

Ganondorf: Sure!

(He hands the list to Thunder.)

Thunder: Let me see... "Lawrence III, Madison, Li, Giovanni, ..." Good luck with that. "... Seto Kaiba, ..." What do you know, Mew. He IS on the list. "... Max Pegasus, ..." Did you pick all the rich people that come on our show or something?

Ganondorf: Yes, actually.

Mew: Well, you can't take Kaiba! He's my best friend!

Thunder: Aren't you going to say "one of your best friends"?

Mew: No! He IS my best friend! He got me sparkle crayons!

(Everyone shakes their heads.)

Queen Lady: We don't care if he's your friend. He's coming with us!

Ganondorf: Aren't you going to complain about Giovanni?

Mew: You can take him if you want, but you're not going to get Kaiba!

Mew Two: Don't you have anything to say about this, Kaiba?

Kaiba: Not really. I think Mew has it all covered.

Ganondorf: But Mew! He's the last one on the list!

Queen Lady: Ganondorf! Stop begging! Just use the sleeping gas already!

Ganondorf: Oh yeah! I almost forgot about that.

(The Queen Lady pulls out a mask and Ganondorf pulls out a small box and opens it. A cloud of gas comes out and everyone but the ugly Queen Lady falls asleep. She shakes her head in disapproval at Ganondorf's stupidity and grabs Ganondorf and Kaiba and drags them off the stage. The screen goes black. After a minute or so, it comes back. You see Mew crying and Thunder and Mew Two trying to make her feel better.)

Thunder: Look at it this way, Mew. At least it wasn't us.

Mew Two: Thunder!

Thunder: What?

Mew Two: Stop crying, Mew. The police will find a way to stop them.

Mew: (Crying) But they took my best friend!

Thunder: Well, sitting here crying won't bring him back.

Mew: (Standing up) You're right! Lets go find him!

Mew Two: But-

Mew: But nothing! We're going to find all of our friends that they took!

Thunder: What about the show?

Mew: What about the show!? I can't believe you're worried about the show when a whole bunch of our friends were just kidnapped!

Mew Two: But we don't even know where to look for them.

(Mokuba walks onto the stage.)

Mokuba: Oh yes we do.

Thunder: What do you know?

Mokuba: I was sitting outside waiting for Seto to finish talking to you so we could leave when I saw this big dragon land on the studio. There were 3 people on it. A big guy with a jewel in his forehead, a big ugly lady, and a guy that looks like a girl. I though he was a girl until the ugly lady told him that "he" should wait there. A few minutes later, I saw the big ugly lady come out dragging the big guy and Seto. I heard the guy that looks like a girl say they should take Seto back to their hide out in Legendary Land-

Mew and Mew Two: Legendary Land!?

Mokuba: Yes. I know that's what he said.

Mew: But that can't be!

Mew Two: Mew is right. Humans are never allowed there unless special permission is given by the emperor. And it was near impossible for us to get it for Kem. How could a bunch of criminals get it?

Thunder: Hello! They're criminals! They probably DIDN'T get it!

Mew: Well, we have to go there to save Kaiba and everyone else.

Mew Two: I suppose we owe our parents a visit any way...

Thunder: What about Mokuba? We don't have time to wait for approval, and I'm sure he wants to come.

Mokuba: I sure do!

Mew Two: Well, father is in the Imperial Army. I'm sure he can use his influence to get it through faster in this emergency. But in the mean time, we'll have to hide him.

Mew: Okay! Lets go already!

Thunder: Are we bringing the show with us?

Mew: Of course!

Thunder: *sigh* Our poor talk show. When's the last time we had a normal episode?

Mew: Ummmmm... That doesn't matter! Lets just go!

Mew Two: Okay then. Come along.

(They all crowd around Mew Two. He teleports them to Legendary Land. They appear just outside the Imperial City.)

Mokuba: Is this it?

Mew: This is it.

Thunder: If people aren't allowed here, how are we taping this?

Mew Two: My flying camera-bots.

Thunder: Nifty!

Mew: Come on! We need to get Mokuba to mom and dad's house before someone sees him!

(They run a few blocks until they get to a pink house in the suburbs. Mew and Two walk up to the door and open it. They walk in. Thunder and Mokuba slowly follow.)

Mew: Mommy! Daddy! We're home!

Mrs. Meowie: (Walking out of the kitchen) Mew! Mew Two! Is that you? It is you! Hi darlings! How are you?

Mew Two: Hello mother.

Mew: We're great! How are you?

Mrs. Meowie: Well-

Mew: I'm glad. Look mom, where's dad?

Mrs. Meowie: He's at the palace. Why do you ask?

Mew Two: Well, we illegally brought a human here and we need father to get us the papers so he's legal and we can find his brother.

Mrs. Meowie: You need papers for the human you smuggled in? I can help you with that!

Thunder: You can?

Mrs. Meowie: I got these to fill out for Kem, but if you really need them, I can get new ones.

Mew Two: Mother? Where ever did you get those?

Mrs. Meowie: Well, your father and I were planning a vacation and we wanted Kem to baby-sit your sisters. We'll just have to delay our vacation until your father can get new ones.

Mokuba: Thank you so much Mew's mom!

Mrs. Meowie: You're welcome, sweet heart! Now, wear this badge here so the police know you're here legally. They're being really picky about humans here lately.

Mew Two: Why is that?

Mrs. Meowie: Well, some humans are hiding out here somewhere. They're said to be hiding other humans they kidnapped here.

Thunder: Yes! They have a bunch of our friends. One of them is Mokuba's brother, so that's why he's here.

Mrs. Meowie: I think you kids should stay out of this one.

Mew: Why, mama?

Mrs. Meowie: The army is planning to find and attack them. If you are too close, you could get hurt.

Mew Two: Now, mother, how often has risk of bodily harm stopped us from saving our friends?

Mrs. Meowie: I suppose it doesn't very often-

Mew: Okay then! Do you have any idea where they're hiding out?

Mrs. Meowie: No I don't.

Thunder: Thanks any way. I guess we'll just have to look the hard way.

Mrs. Meowie: If you insist. But please be careful!

Mew: You know us mommy! We're always careful! Come on guys! Lets go!

(As they turn to leave, Mew trips on her tail and falls flat on her face.)

Mrs. Meowie: Oh! Mew! Are you okay?

Mew: I'm okay....

Mrs. Meowie: Two, please take care of your sister.

Mew Two: Okay. See you later.

Mrs. Meowie: Bye! Be careful! Remember not to talk to strangers!

(Mew, Two, Thunder, and Mokuba leave. As they walk down the street, they realize they have no idea where they are going.)

Mokuba: You know, we have no idea where we're going.

(....... I'm not even going to say anything....)

Mew Two: (to the narrator) Shut up, Narrator! Any way, you're right, Mokuba. Where do you suppose they could be hiding?

Thunder: I wish it would be like on the cartoons where there are big light up signs that say "This is not a hide out" or something to that effect...

Mew: Too bad for us it's not.

Mokuba: Well, we'll just have to check every where, then! Seto would do the same for any one of us.

Mew Two: You think so?

Mokuba: Sure.

Mew: All the more reason for him to be our best friend!

Thunder: *sigh* I wonder about you sometimes, Mew...

Mew: I ALWAYS wonder about you, Thunder.

Thunder: Oh, shut up.

(They continue walking around. Meanwhile, one of Mew Two's flying camera-bots has found the hide out. How convenient... Any way, we see all the kidnapped people in a room watching TV. They're actually arguing about what they should watch.)

Giovanni: Lets watch the news.

Li: So we can hear about how we were kidnapped? I say we watch TPAMS.

Madison: Yes! Lets watch that.

Kaiba: Do we have to? Not that I don't love TPAMS, but I was just there. I think we should watch the government channel.

Lary: Could we watch the lovely documentary on birds they're having on Animal Planet?

Giovanni, Li, Madison, and Kaiba: No!

Madison: I know how to settle this! Mr. Pegasus, what would you like to watch?

MLP: Me? I personally would like to watch cartoons, but that's just me.

Li: Any one in particular?

MLP: Well, there's this one I really like about a rabbit that is always cleverly out smarting the foolish fox that wants to eat him.

Madison: I think I saw that once.

Li: I'll watch that.

Madison: Me too!

Giovanni: No fair! Of course the children will side with you.

Lary: I agree. What kid doesn't like cartoons?

Li: Well, it's 3 to 2. It all depends on what Mr. Kaiba wants to watch.

Kaiba: Well... I don't normally watch cartoons, but I'd rather watch them then hear about how I was kidnapped.

Madison: Yes! That makes it 4 to 2! That rabbit cartoon it is!

Giovanni: *sigh* Fine.

Lary: Are there any birds in it?

(The screen cuts back to Thunder, Mew, Two, and Mokuba. They're standing outside the Imperial Palace.)

Thunder: Two, what are we doing here?

Mew Two: The army MUST have some idea as to where we can find these kidnappers. We're here to ask father if he knows anything.

Mew: What makes you think he'd tell us if he did? The other generals wouldn't let him talk. We have to eaves drop on their meeting.

Mokuba: Your people- errr- Pokémon fellow citizen individuals, or what ever you'd call them, already don't like humans like me, so why would I want to go spy on your army? That will most certainly make me look bad!

Mew: We aren't going to get caught, Mokuba. Just come on!

(The 4 of them sneak into the palace. They go down to the war room where all the generals are discussing what should be done with the intruders.)

General Entie: I say we blow them up and forget about it.

General Articuno: What about the innocent humans they kidnapped?

General Suicune: You mean to tell me you think the safety of those humans is more important than than that of the citizens of Legendary Land?

Mr. Meowie: I agree with her and I know that's not what she meant. All she was saying is it's not fair to kill the humans that did nothing wrong.

General Entie: Then what do you suggest, Meowie?

Mr. Meowie: I don't know. I was just saying-

General Suicune: If you don't have any better ideas keep quiet.

Mew: (whispering to Mew Two) That's it! I'm not going to let them talk to daddy like that!

Mew Two: (Whispering loudly, but not quite talking normally) Mew! No!

(Mew opens the door and floats in)

Mew: Hey you! Jerk guy!

(They all look at her.)

Mr. Meowie: Mew, what are you doing here?

Mew: I came to save my friends.

General Entie: Well, as you can see, they aren't here, so you ought to run along, little girl.

Mew: 1. I'm probably much older than you and 2. Those humans you want to blow up are my friends!

General Suicune: The kidnappers?

Mew: No! The humans they kidnapped! They all come on my show a lot and we're really good friends. You can't blow them up! You just can't!

General Entie: What should we do then? Let them take over all of Legendary Land? Is that what you want?

Mew: No! Of course not! I want to stop the bad guys, too, but blowing up people that didn't do anything isn't the way to do it!

General Articuno: She's right! There must be another way.

(Mew Two walks into the room)

Mew Two: There is.

Mr. Meowie: You're here, too?

Mew Two: Of course. I'm not about to let Mew run into trouble with out being there to get her out of it.

General Entie: What's your plan?

Mew Two: Let us take care of them.

General Suicune: You and that crack pot sister of yours?

Mew Two: And our 2 friends outside the door.

(Thunder and Mokuba walk into the room)

Thunder and Mokuba: Hi...

Everyone except Thunder, Mokuba, Mew, and Mew Two: Human!

Mew Two: Don't worry. He's with us. He came to save his brother.

Mr. Meowie: (Putting his face in his paws) You're going to be in so much trouble-

Mew: No, daddy! He's here legally! We even got a badge for him!

(She turns Mokuba so all the generals can see his badge)

Mr. Meowie: Where did you get that?

Mew: Mom gave us the one you got for Kem.

Mr. Meowie: There goes that vacation....

General Articuno: What do you plan to do to stop them?

Thunder: Well, I'll start with a thunder attack and then Mew Two can tear their burnt corpses in half if he sees fit. And we'll finish by taking our friends out of your country and interviewing them on our show back in Viridian City which is plenty far from here.

Mew Two: Thunder. Hush.

Thunder: (Pouting) What's your plan then?

Mew Two: Well, generals, my associates and I will go to their hide out and secure the hostages that aren't exactly hostages, but we'll call them that any way. If it can be done safely, we will detain the kidnappers and see to it that they are sent to a human prison and that their memories of Legendary Land are erased.

General Entie: And how do you plan to do all that?

Mew Two: Why, sir, you underestimate our powers. We'll get it done. Don't worry.

Mr. Meowie: Mew Two, do you understand what your promising to do by yourselves? Are you sure you can handle this alone?

Mew: Don't worry, daddy! Two hasn't failed us yet, and I know he won't now!

General Articuno: If you think you can, I say we let them try.

General Suicune: Why not.

Mr. Meowie: Okay...

General Entie: I say we only give them 4 hours.

General Articuno: Why?

General Entie: If it takes them longer, they must be in trouble and will need rescuing.

General Suicune: That sounds reasonable.

General Articuno: If you insist.

Mr. Meowie: Okay then. You kids will have 4 hours to get the hostages out and the kidnappers under control before the army will come to help.

Mew Two: Fine. Do you happen to know where the hide out is?

General Articuno: My air unit spotted a large dragon in the mountains north of the Imperial City. You'll see it in in the Dragon Valley.

Mokuba: How do you know it wasn't one of the dragons that belongs here?

General Articuno: That was no dragon Pokémon. It was far to large.

Mew Two: Okay then. Thank you for the information. Let us go.

Mr. Meowie: Be careful...

Mew: You know we will, dad. Bye!

(They leave. Meanwhile, the hostages that aren't exactly hostages, but we'll call them that any way, are watching the rabbit cartoon and talking about how hungry they are.)

Madison: I am SO hungry....

Li: Me too.

Giovanni: Maybe if you weren't watching this stupid cartoon the kidnappers would bring us some food.

Kaiba: If they're going to bring food, they'll do it whether or not we're watching this cartoon.

MLP: Maybe if you'd all pay closer attention to the show, you wouldn't feel the hunger as much.

Lary: But this show is making me feel less intelligent every minute!

Li: Cartoons don't make you stupid.

Giovanni: That's debatable.

Madison: Li is right. Cartoons can teach you a lot.

Lary: Like what?

Kaiba: I've learned that falling anvils don't kill foxes, they just flatten them. I also learned that rabbits wear pants and can pull mallets out of their pockets. This show is so very educational (sarcasm).

Giovanni: Shut up, Kaiba.

Li: Be nice, Giovanni! Yelling at Mr. Kaiba isn't going to make the cartoon go away.

Giovanni: It won't, but it does make me feel much better.

Madison: Well, Giovanni, if you don't want to watch the cartoon, what should we do to pass the time?

Giovanni: We could watch something else.

Lary: No we can't. The cartoon is what we agreed on.

Giovanni: Then lets "agree" to watch something else.

MLP: This cartoon is the only TV show I ever watch. Everything else has been proven to lower your intelligence.

Madison: *sigh* I guess that rules TV out completely.

Li: Lets have an enlightening conversation, then.

Giovanni: What do you know about having an enlightening conversation? You're 12.

Li: I'll have you know I'm 13.

Giovanni: *sigh* Your exact age doesn't matter! My point was, you're a dumb kid.

Li: You know what!?

Kaiba: Enough! Stop fighting. I refuse to be locked up with you if you're going to argue like a bunch of 5 year olds.

Madison: How about we talk about ourselves. I'd like to learn about all of you.

Lary: That does sound fun! Lets do that.

Li: Okay.

Giovanni: What ever.

Kaiba: Sure.

MLP: That does sound enjoyable. Who would like to start?

Lary: I think Madison should go first since it was her idea.

Madison: Okay. My name is Madison! I bet you already knew that, but I thought it was a good start. Any way, I live with my mom in our mansion which is outside Reedington. I spend lots of my time taking pictures with my cameras. I love taking pictures.

Kaiba: What do you take pictures of?

Madison: My friends mostly. Sometimes I take pictures of animals.

Lary: Do you take pictures of birds?

Giovanni: What is it with you and birds today?

Lary: I like birds.

Madison: Yes. Sometimes I take pictures of birds.

Lary: Great!

Madison: What else is there to say about me? Davis is my best friend in the whole world because he's so wonderful. The kidnappers got me when I was waiting for Davis at the park, actually. Any way, I think that's about it. Who wants to go next?

Lary: I think Giovanni wants to go next.

Giovanni: Fine. What do you want to know?

Kaiba: Where did you get all your money from?

Giovanni: If I told you, I would have to kill you.

Madison: Come on, Giovanni.

Giovanni: Fine. Some of it I inherited and the rest comes from the family business.

MLP: What's that?

Giovanni: A international crime syndicate.

Madison: That's the family business?

Giovanni: Yes. My mother inherited it from her father and his father started it.

Li: Do you have any siblings?

Giovanni: Sadly.

Li: Then why did you get it?

Giovanni: I'm the oldest.

Lary: You're also the best one for the job.

Giovanni: Of course.

Kaiba: You know his family?

Lary: Yeah. We go way back. My parents are really good friends with his parents.

Madison: Have you been friends with Lary long, Giovanni?

Giovanni: Who said we were friends?

Lary: You did when you asked me to baby-sit.

Kaiba: You have a kid.

Giovanni: Yes. My mother forced me to adopt the girl she liked from the orphanage she forced me to go to.

Kaiba: That was very nice of you. Not a lot of people do things like that.

Li: You know about that orphanage stuff?

Kaiba: Sure.

Giovanni: Didn't you live in an orphanage for awhile?

Kaiba: Yeah. When I was 10 my parents died in a car accident and my brother and I were sent to an orphanage. I was stuck there for quite awhile.

Madison: Sad!

Kaiba: It happens.

Lary: How did you get out? Did you turn 18 while you lived there?

Kaiba: Slow down. We aren't that far yet.

Lary: Okay.

Kaiba: Any way, after being there only a few days, people already started asking to adopt me. They thought I was some kind of genius.

Giovanni: I thought you said you were there for a long time.

Kaiba: I was. I was there for 5 years.

Madison: But I thought people wanted you.

Kaiba: Yes, but they weren't interested in my brother.

Li: You wouldn't go because they didn't want your brother?

Kaiba: That's right. I promised him I wouldn't let them separate us and I wasn't about to break that promise.

Madison: How did you end up getting adopted, then?

Kaiba: Well, Mr. Kaiba came into the orphanage one day looking for me.

Lary: 'Kaiba' is the name you got after you were adopted?

Kaiba: Yeah. My real parents didn't own a multi-billion dollar computer company. I doubt if they even knew how to use a computer. Any way, Mr. Kaiba came to adopt me, but I said I wouldn't go unless he took my brother too. He didn't want Mokuba, but I got him to agree to make a deal. If I beat him at a game of chess, he'd adopt us both.

Lary: Did you win?

(They all look at him.)

Giovanni: Of course he did, you idiot. You just went over how his name changed after he was adopted.

Lary: Oh yeah!

(Kaiba shakes his head)

Kaiba: *sigh* Any way, I beat him and he adopted us. He turned out to be a jerk that treaded me like crap and I never really liked him very much.

Madison: That's too bad. What happened to him?

Kaiba: He died of a heart attack about a year ago. I told him it would happen and he never believed me. But as far as I'm concerned, the jerk deserved it.

Madison: Sad!

MLP: It sounds like someone has some anger issues regarding his dad.

Kaiba: He was a jerk. He really was. And he wasn't my father. I would never call him that.

MLP: You didn't have any problem taking his money.

Kaiba: Of course not. I deserved every cent after the way he treated me.

(The door opens and Snakeman and Shadowman {You know. From Megaman. The robot guys the evil scientist made to fight Megaman. There were like 8 of them and they were hard to beat. It was for original Nintendo... You know who I'm talking about!} walk in carrying food. )

Snakeman: Here you go. We don't want you to starve.

Giovanni: It's about time. What kept you?

Madison: Giovanni!

Shadowman: Actually, Master Kuja {The guy that looks like a girl} didn't want to feed you at all. Your lucky Master Ganondorf thought you should eat.

(They leave enough food for everyone, then they leave.)

Lary: (Poking his food) What is this?

Kaiba: (Looking at his own plate) This looks kinda like the meat that wasn't really meat they served in the orphanage.

Li: Didn't we eat this at school once, Madison?

Madison: They tried to feed it to us, but I gave mine to Meilin. She eats anything.

MLP: (Pushing his plate away) I'm not eating this.

Lary: (Setting his plate down) But if you don't eat it, you'll starve.

MLP: Not if I get out of here.

Kaiba: How do you plan to do that?

MLP: (Walking over to the window) Look here. We have a perfectly good window.

(He looks down. The drop is about 3 stories)

MLP: It's not that far down.

(The others join him at the window)

Kaiba: I don't know... You can't jump that. You would need to climb. And what if you get caught?

MLP: There must be something that can be climbed down here. And there's no way I'm getting caught.

Madison: Are you really going to leave us here?

MLP: You can come if you want.

Giovanni: I think that sounds like a bad idea. There's no way you'll make it.

(Pegasus {MLP if you forgot} looks around the room. He spots an extension cord in the corner. He grabs it and goes over to the window.)

Giovanni: You're seriously going to try escaping, aren't you?

MLP: (Tying the cord around the curtain rod.) Yes. Why else would I be doing this?

Giovanni: I don't want to die. I'm staying here.

Madison: That food will probably kill you. You're more likely to live if you run for it.

Li and Kaiba: She's right.

Lary: (Eating the food) Hey! It's actually not that bad! I think I'm going to stay. Do you mind if I eat yours?

(Everyone else shudders and tells him to go ahead. Pegasus opens the window. )

MLP: Okay. Who is going to join me?

Madison, Li, and Kaiba: Me!

Giovanni: I'll pass.

Lary: Me too!

MLP: Suit yourself.

(He climbs out the window. Kaiba, Li, and Madison patiently wait their turn. Meanwhile, Mew, Two, Thunder, and Mokuba are looking for the hide out. 1 hour has passed.)

Thunder: I sure don't see that big dragon now.

Mew Two: If it really stood out that much, the kidnappers must have brought it inside.

Mew: Inside where?

Mokuba: What about the mountains. Maybe they found a really big cave.

Mew Two: I doubt that. There are so many tunnels running through these mountains that the kidnappers couldn't find a cavern big enough that they wouldn't be found in.

Mokuba: I don't know of any place a person could hide a dragon like that in without someone else knowing.

(They all sigh. Things are not looking good.)

Thunder: Cheer up, guys! We're going to find them. I just know it!

Mew: But we don't even know where to look. Dragon Valley is a huge place.

Mew Two: Mew is right. It extends for about 200 miles. We can't cover that distance on foot in 3 hours.

Mew: Actually, it's 2 hours and 55 minutes.

(They all sigh again. While all this goes on, Pegasus, Kaiba, Li, and Madison have climbed out of the building.)

Madison: What next, Mr. Pegasus?

MLP: (looking around) We have to sneak away from here as fast as we can. Do you see anyone on your side, Kaiba?

Kaiba: (looking around) No. Lets go.

(They run about 100 yards from the building to a forest area. They walk along in silence for 10 minutes or so when their leader, Pegasus, decides they're safe. They stop to rest near a stream.)

MLP: (sitting down on a log) I think we're okay now.

Kaiba: (Looking around) I wouldn't say that yet. Do you realize where we are?

Li: (Leaning on a tree) What do you mean? It's just a forest.

Kaiba: It's a forest in Legendary Land.

Madison: (sitting down next to Pegasus) I've heard Mew and Mew Two talk about Legendary Land. Isn't that where they're from?

Kaiba: Yes. And they aren't very fond of humans here.

MLP: What do you suggest we do then?

Kaiba: We need to find someone who won't turn us in and that can get us off the island.

Li: (picking up a rock) The only ones who can help us are Mew and Mew Two, and we have no way to contact them.

Madison: That's not good.

MLP: How do you know the people don't know of our situation? Maybe they do know and will help us.

Kaiba: That's not a chance I want to take.

Madison: What should we do, then? If we stay in this forest, no one will ever find us. But if we leave we'll get into more trouble.

Li: Great (sarcasm). It looks like we're screwed either way. (Throwing the rock at the stream) I hate this place!

(They sit in silence pondering their situation. Pegasus decides to object again.)

MLP: Kaiba, you're being far to cautious. If we do what you want, we'll be stuck here forever. I don't know about the rest of you, but I don't want to spend the rest of my life living in a forest and eating bugs. I have better things to do than that.

Kaiba: So you'd rather rot in a prison that's run by monsters with creepy powers? They'd probably eat us or something.

MLP: Nonsense, Kaiba. You know Thunder and Mew wouldn't let that happen.

Kaiba: Do you honestly think they have any power to save us?

(No one says anything for a minute)

Li: Mr. Pegasus is right. Everything will be okay, Mr. Kaiba. We just have to keep going.

Kaiba: What do you think, Madison?

Madison: You have a good point, but I think we should keep going. Who knows? Maybe Thunder and Mew are looking for us. You got kidnapped on the show, right? They could be here right now trying to find us. Lets make it easier for them by getting out of this forest!

Kaiba: Okay then...

MLP: (Getting up) Right. Let us go.

(They continue their walk through the forest. While Pegasus and friends work on finding help, Lary and Giovanni are still in the hide out waiting for the kidnappers to find out two thirds of their victims have escaped.)

Giovanni: Do you suppose the kidnappers noticed the others are gone yet?

Lary: (finishing his dinner) I don't know. They haven't come here in awhile, but I didn't hear anything outside.

Giovanni: (Looking out the window) Maybe we should have gone with them.

Lary: And miss that great food? I don't think so!

Giovanni: But they're free now and we're still trapped in here.

Lary: Free? I think not. If anything, they got themselves into more trouble.

Giovanni: (Walking back to the chair across from Lary and sitting down) You think the crazy Pokémon that run this place will get them?

Lary: Sure. Knowing those 4, they probably will run straight into the Imperial City.

Giovanni: I don't think so. They must know what will happen if they get caught.

Lary: What makes you think they'd know? None of them know anything about Pokémon or their societies.

Giovanni: I don't think you're giving them enough credit. They aren't stupid by any means. I'm sure they'll make it out just fine. Maybe they'll even get help.

Lary: Maybe. But I wouldn't be surprised if we found them rotting in a prison of some kind in the Imperial City.

(The door opens and Ganondorf comes in.)

Ganondorf: Okay! I brought cookies! I made them myself.

(He gives a cookie to Lary and one to Giovanni.)

Ganondorf: Hey! Where are the others!?

Giovanni: You mean they aren't here (sarcasm)? I could have sworn they were.

Ganondorf: Oh no! Oh no! I'm going to be in so much trouble! Do you know where they are?

Giovanni: (Breaking off a piece of the cookie and inspecting it) Maybe.

Ganondorf: If you know, you have to tell me! Kuja and the queen will be furious if they find out they escaped! And I just know they'll blame it all on me!

Lary: (putting the last of his cookie into his mouth) Explain why that's our problem.

Ganondorf: Please! You have to help me! I'll give you another cookie.

Giovanni: (Still looking at the cookie) Somehow that doesn't make me want to help you.

Ganondorf: What if I get them to let you go?

Lary: Why would we sell the others out to save ourselves?

Ganondorf: Because.... Ummmmm.... I don't know! Will you just help me already!?

Giovanni: (Getting up and putting the cookie back on Ganondorf's plate) No. I don't think so.

Ganondorf: But you have to!

Lary: For such a big guy, you aren't very tough.

Giovanni: Yeah. You're much bigger that the girlie looking guy and you could destroy that queen without breaking a sweat. Why are you so afraid of them?

Ganondorf: They have scary magic I've never seen before. I'm not going to make them angry.

Lary: You mean to tell me this is the guy that Link kid had such a hard time beating up?

Giovanni: Yeah, but that Link kid is pretty weak himself.

Lary: You're right. He wears a dress for crying out loud.

Ganondorf: Link is a wuss! We get it already! Will you tell me where the others are now?

Giovanni: No.

Ganondorf: Why not!?

Giovanni: I don't really like you.

Ganondorf: That's not a very good reason!

Giovanni: (Sitting down in the chair and picking up a nearby newspaper) Sure it is.

Ganondorf: Grrrrrr.... Will YOU help me?

Lary: Oh. I see how it is.

Ganondorf: What are you talking about!?

Lary: You only asked me for help because Giovanni rejected you. If I'm not knowledgeable enough to be asked first, then I don't think I know enough to answer your question.

Ganondorf: I'm sure you know! Where are the others?

Lary: What others?

Ganondorf: Come on! I know you know who I'm talking about!

Lary: I'm sorry, sir, but I'm far to stupid to know what you're talking about. Let me further lower my intelligence by watching some hilarious sit-coms on NBC.

(He sits down on the couch and turns on the TV. Ganondorf runs in front of the TV and kneels before Lary.)

Ganondorf: Please! You have to help me! If I don't get them back before the queen and Kuja decide to make the ransom video, I'm finished!

(Giovanni puts down the paper, gets up, and walks over to Ganondorf and Lary.)

Giovanni: You're pathetic.

Lary: Yeah he is.

Giovanni: But because I pity you, I'll help you out.

Ganondorf: Thank you so much! Where are they?

Giovanni: I have no idea. They climbed out that window over and hour ago.

Ganondorf: Oh no!

(He falls to the floor in a pathetic looking heap and starts crying)

Ganondorf: This is terrible! I'm dead! They'll kill me! Oh no!

(Lary and Giovanni exchanged confused glances, then look at the big guy on the floor.)

Giovanni: Are you really that afraid of them?

Ganondorf: (crying) Yes!

Lary: This is really sad, Giovanni.

Giovanni: Yeah. I feel bad for him.

Lary: You've sure gotten to be really nice and caring since you adopted Andrea.

Giovanni: I know. It makes me sick.

(Lary shakes his head and laughs.)

Giovanni: It does.

Lary: (shaking his head) You are something else... Any way, maybe we should help him.

Giovanni: You know damn well that goes against everything I believe in.

Lary: Giovanni....

Giovanni: Fine. How do we help him?

Lary: Maybe we could talk him into running away. Then we could go, too, and everything would turn out fine.

Giovanni: Like that'd be that easy. I doubt we have enough time to drag that pathetic mass of- what ever he is- out of here before his "friends" come.

Lary: Maybe we could convince him to stand up to those bullies.

Giovanni: Why is this starting to sound like a Disney movie?

Lary: I don't know what we should do, then, but I think we should help him. He makes me feel bad...

Giovanni: Right. But how?

(They pause for a moment to think.... But it will be more than a moment for you! You have to wait till tomorrow to see how this ends! Will Lawrence and Giovanni find a way to save themselves and help Ganondorf? Will Mew Two and the gang find the hostages that aren't really hostages, but we'll call them that any way? Will Pegasus, Madison, Kaiba, and Li find help? Or will they be caught by the army that lies in wait to rescue Mew, Mew Two, Thunder, and Mokuba? Did we ever figure out why I ask all these questions at the end of episodes like this? Find out the answers to most of those questions on the next episode of The Pikachu and Mew Show. It's gonna rock!)

Mew Two: Hello viewers. Welcome to my segment called "Reflections by Mew Two". I am Mew Two. For the first time ever, I am going to reflect on an episode of TPAMS. I'm going to start with today's. What was Kem thinking? The kidnapping thing has been done. And it was like 2 episodes ago. How can she expect you to be as into this as you were into the last when it was a new thing?

Mew: But she changed it up. This time, our guests were kidnapped.

Mew Two: So she thinks our fans are too stupid to tell it's the same thing?

Mew: No. It's not the same. This time we rescue instead of being rescued. Plus we got lots of fun background information on our favorite guest, Kaiba!

Mew Two: Lets talk about Kaiba. I think you're obsessed with him.

Mew: I am not!

Mew Two: Yes you are! You sound just like Madison when she talks about Davis.

Mew: I do not!

Mew Two: But you do, dear sister. I think you are obsessed with Kaiba. It's kinda like when you used to talk about Zarbon all the time.

Mew: Zarbon is so pretty....

Mew Two: Maybe you're obsessed with both of them.

Mew: No!

Mew Two: Look at this last episode. Your only concern through all the trouble was Kaiba. You didn't care about Giovanni, Madison, Lawrence, Li, or Pegasus.

Mew: That's not true! I said "our friends" most of the time.

Mew Two: That, sister, is untrue. After they were kidnapped, you referred to "friends" 6 times while you referred to "Kaiba" 8 times.

Mew: What's your point? There isn't that much difference.

Mew Two: My point is, you're obsessed. You didn't cry over "everyone" being kidnapped. You cried because Kaiba was kidnapped.

Mew: I...

(She stands there silently. She crosses her arms and pouts.)

Mew: Shut up. You never give Thunder a hard time about being obsessed with Michelle!

Mew Two: He's not really obsessed with her. It's more that he has a crush on her. And he accepts that. There's no need to pick on him for it if he accepts it.

Mew: Then don't pick on me!

Mew Two: Are you saying you have a crush on Kaiba, then?

Mew: No! I.... And... Grrrrrr..... Shut up! I hate you! You're the worst brother anyone ever had EVER!

Mew Two: I love you too, Mew. You're the best sister anyone could ask for!

(She glares at him.)

Mew Two: Now, to end this "Reflections by Mew Two" I will say that Kem needs a new story line and Mew is obsessed with Kaiba. Poor guy...

Mew: That's it!

Mew Two: Good night everyone!

(He runs away.)

Mew: I'll get you, Mew Two!

(She chases after him.)