Thunder: Hello everyone and welcome to the Pikachu and Mew show episode 4.

Mew: Our guests today are Sailor Moon, the four sailor scouts she hangs around with, and the 2 evil ones.

Thunder: Ok. Lets bring out Sailor Moon.

Mew Two: Ok.

(Sailor Moon walks on to the stage.)

Mew: Hi Sailor Moon.

S. Moon: Hello.

Thunder: So, what’s it like to be a super hero?

S. Moon: It’s all right.

Mew: What’s it like to be a princess?

S. Moon: I wouldn’t know. I don’t really remember that much about then.

Thunder: Then how do you know you really are a princess?

S. Moon: Because Luna and Artimus told me. And so did my mother.

Mew: Who’s your mother?

S. Moon: Queen Serenity.

Thunder: If you’re the princess, what are the others?

S. Moon: Soldiers to protect the moon kingdom.

Mew: How come people lived on the moon then, but they don’t now?

S. Moon: Because Queen Beryl destroyed the moon kingdom and Queen Serenity used the last of her power to send all the people to earth.

Thunder: Really?

S. Moon: Yes.

Mew: So Kem is from the moon?

S. Moon: Who’s Kem?

Thunder: Kem is from the real world Mew.

Mew: Oh yeah.

Thunder: Ok. One more question Sailor Moon.

S. Moon: Ok.

Thunder: Why are you such an irritating cry baby? You’re supposed to be a super hero princess for gods sake.

S. Moon: I am NOT an irritating cry baby!

Thunder: Sure you’re not. Bye Sailor Moon.

(Sailor Moon walks off the stage.)

Mew: Who’s next?

Mew Two: Sailor Mercury. Hey guys.

Thunder: What?

Mew Two: After the first show, I went on the Internet and I found out there is a Sailor Saturn and a Sailor Pluto.

Mew: Really? Luna lied to us.

Mew Two: They don’t know about them yet.

Thunder: Oh. Send out Sailor Mercury already.

(Sailor mercury walks on to the stage.)

Mew: Hello.

S. Mercury: Hello. How are you?

Thunder: We’re fine. Aren’t you the genius sailor scout?

S. Mercury: I get good grades if that’s what you mean.

Mew: Yeah. So, do you think Sailor Moon is an irritating cry baby?

S. Mercury: I guess she does whine a lot.

Thunder: Do you like being a sailor scout?

S. Mercury: Sure.

Mew: Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn’t Mercury the closest planet to the sun?

S. Mercury: Yes.

Mew: Then why do you fight the bad guys with water?

S. Mercury: I don’t know. Talk to the writers.

Thunder: Ok. If you could be any other sailor scout, which one would you be?

S. Mercury: I have nothing against being Sailor Mercury.

Mew: Don’t you ever wonder what it would be like to be the leader?

S. Mercury: No.

Thunder: Seriously?

S. Mercury: Yes.

Thunder: You’re no fun. I don’t have any more questions for you.

Mew: Me either. You can go.

S. Mercury: Ok. Bye.

( Sailor Mercury walks off the stage.)

Thunder: Next. And pick a good one this time.

Mew Two: Ok. Your next guest is Sailor Venus.

(Sailor Venus walks on to the stage.)

Mew: Hi.

S. Venus: Hi.

Thunder: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Sailor Moon?

S. Venus: No.

Thunder: How stupid do you guys think people are?

S. Venus: What?

Thunder: You look exactly the same when you’re a sailor scout, as you do when you are your regular person self.

S. Venus: Ummm..... Talk to the writers.

Thunder: Well those writers have a lot of explaining to do don’t they Mew?

Mew: Yep.

Thunder: Do you ever wish Sailor Moon wasn’t the leader?

S. Venus: All the time. She whines constantly. Even ask Sailor Mars. She’ll agree with me.

Mew: I think I can safely say EVERYONE agrees with you.

Thunder: Have you ever tried putting fries on your hamburger, and then eating it?

S. Venus: What?

Mew: It’s really good. You should try it.

Thunder: How come you aren’t a pokemon trainer?

S. Venus: What’s a pokemon?

Mew: Me and Thunder are pokemon.

Mew Two: And me!

Thunder: Yes. And Mew Two.

S. Venus: I’m not from your TV show, so how can I be a pokemon trainer?

Thunder: Kem isn’t from our TV show either.

S. Venus: Ummm..... Talk to Sailor Mars now. BYE!!

(She runs off the stage.)

Mew: Ok. Next guest.

Mew Two: Next up is Sailor Mars.

(Sailor Mars walks on to the stage.)

Mew: Hi Sailor Mars.

S. Mars: Hi.

Thunder: How come you had those weird visions? Why not Sailor Moon?

S. Mars: I don’t know.

Mew: Do you hate Sailor Moon?

S. Mars: No. I just don’t like he immature attitude sometimes.

Thunder: I hate Sailor Moon.

S. Mars: Good for you.

Thunder: How do you spell 80?

S. Mars: E-I-G-H-T-Y

Thunder: Nope. 80. A-D.

Mew: That’s a stupid joke Thunder.

Thunder: Sorry. So Sailor Mars, what kind of pokemon are you? I’m a Pikachu.

S. Mars: What’s a pokemon? I’m not a pokemon.

Mew: I AM!!!

Thunder: ME TOO!!

Mew and Thunder: WE RULE!! POKEMON RULE!!!

S. Mars: O-kay. What ever.

Mew: Why are you Sailor Mars? Do you like the planet Mars?

S. Mars: Talk to the writers. I had no say in what scout I was.

Thunder: YAWN!!! You’re boring too. NEXT!!!!

S. Mars: Fine.

( She walks off the stage.)

Mew Two: Your next guest is Sailor Jupiter.

(Sailor Jupiter walks on to the stage.)

Thunder: Hi Sailor Jupiter.

S. Jupiter: Hello.

Mew: Tell the truth, have you, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Mars, and Sailor Venus ever tried to kill Sailor Moon?

S. Jupiter: No.

Thunder: Have you ever thought about it.

S. Jupiter: No!

Thunder: OH COME ON!! You can NOT tell me you never thought of getting her out of the way so you could take over!

S. Jupiter: NO!!!! I never EVER plotted to kill Sailor Moon so I could take over.

Mew Two: Would you like me to plot for you? Me and my friends could take care of her.

S. Jupiter: NO!! I DO NOT want you to kill Sailor Moon!

Thunder: Are you sure?

S. Jupiter: YES!!! I’m leaving! You guys are PSYCHO!!!

(She walks off the stage.)

Thunder: Bye Sailor Jupiter!!!!

Mew: Next guest Mew Two.

Mew Two: Let me see. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus,..... Sailor Uranus, one of the "evil ones", is next.

Thunder: Send her out then.

(She walks on to the stage.)

Thunder: Hi.

S. Uranus: Hi.

Thunder: Why are you evil?

S. Uranus: I’m not evil.

Mew: Then why were you going to let that evil lady kill Sailor Moon?

S. Uranus: I wanted the crystal.

Thunder: So? What about Sailor Moon? And her friends. And her family. If Sailor Moon died, who’d finish off the bad guys?

S. Uranus: Ummm.....

Thunder: See Sailor Uranus, you are mean, evil, and selfish. Correct me if I'm wrong but didn’t Sailor Neptune try to make you change your mind?

S. Uranus: She did.

Thunder: Why don’t you be more caring like her?

S. Uranus: If I was more caring like her, I’d NEVER get any crystals and the world would be destroyed. Do you want that?

Thunder: Not exactly....

S. Uranus: Then stop yelling at me for doing my job!

Thunder: Ok. #1. I’m not from your show, so I could really care less if your world got destroyed. And #2. Maybe you should get a new job!

S. Uranus: Talk to me when you figure out what you’re talking about. I’m leaving.

(She walks off the stage.)

Mew: O-kay. Next Mew Two.

Mew Two: Your next guest is Sailor Neptune, the other evil one.

(Sailor Neptune walks on to the stage.)

Thunder: How come you hang around with that evil, selfish, jerk?

S. Neptune: She’s not so bad.

Mew: Then why was she going to let Sailor Moon DIE!!!??!!

S. Neptune: She takes our mission very seriously.

Thunder: Wasn’t she going to let YOU die once?

S. Neptune: Yes.

Thunder: And you still hang around with her!!!?? You’re crazy!

S. Neptune: We HAVE to get the crystals. So we can’t risk our lives even to help each other.

Thunder: Have you by chance been smoking something?

S. Neptune: No.

Mew: Then you’re just straight nuts I take it.

S. Neptune: No.

Thunder: Does that mean you’d let her die?

S. Neptune: Yes.

Thunder: Good. Well, the 2 of you are FAR too crazy for my liking. You may go.

(She walks off the stage.)

Thunder: Well that’s our show for today. Tomorrow our guests are a couple of Kem’s friends. This will be the can’t miss episode of the season.

Mew: For sure.

Thunder: So. DON’T MISS IT!!!!

Thank you for watching episode 4 of the Pikachu and Mew show. Tune in tomorrow to see some of Kem’s friends. Now the age old question, What do Kem’s friends really think of her?, will finally be answered. DON’T MISS THIS EPISODE!!! IF YOU EVER WATCH AN EPISODE, TOMORROW IS THE DAY TO WATCH!!!! IF YOU EVER MISS AN EPISODE, WAIT TILL THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW, JUST DON’T, I REPEAT DO NOT MISS TOMORROW’S EPISODE!!!!! Got it? Good. Good night everyone.