Van: Hello everyone. On the last episode of The Pikachu and Mew Show, various villains from assorted video games kidnapped most of the wealthy people that ever visited TPAMS (Madison, Li, Giovanni, Lary, Pegasus, and Kaiba). Thunder, Mew, Mew Two, and Mokuba decided to go to Legendary Land to save them. The Imperial Army's generals gave them 4 hours to get the job done. After 1 hour and 5 minutes, they have made very little progress. While Thunder, Mew, Two, and Mokuba were searching for the kidnapped guests, 4 of the guests (Pegasus, Kaiba, Madison, and Li) decided to make a run for it and Giovanni and Lary stayed behind. Pegasus, Kaiba, Madison, and Li escaped to a forest where they realized that their escape wasn't going to be as easy as they had first thought. Back at the kidnapper's hide out, Ganondorf (one of the kidnappers) realized that 4 of his victims were gone. He begged Lary and Giovanni to tell him what had happened. They told him that the others had escaped. Ganondorf breaks down to a crying, pathetic heap of Gerudo on the floor. Giovanni and Lary felt bad and decided they wanted to do something to help him. That is where our story paused. Now for part 2 of this exciting adventure!

(Thanks, Van!)

Van: Any time. If you need me, I'll be baking cookies.

(Okay. Have fun!)

Van: I'll try.

(He leaves. The screen cuts to Mew and the others. They are walking one of the many trails that exist in Legendary Land's Dragon Valley. 2 hours and 30 minutes have passed.)

Mew: We have an hour and a half left! We need to look harder!

Thunder: How do we look harder!? We're looking as hard as we can!

Mew Two: He's right, Mew. There isn't any way to "look harder". I think we need a new way to look.

Mokuba: What do you suggest?

Mew Two: If only there was some way to get an overhead view of things...

Mew: Ugh! Why didn't we think of that sooner!? We can both fly! Lets do it!

Mew Two: Right. Mokuba. Thunder. Continue on foot. We'll let you know if we find anything.

Mokuba and Thunder: Okay.

(Mew Two and Mew take off. Thunder and Mokuba continue walking. While they search, Pegasus and the others reach the edge of the forest. They find themselves less than 100 yards from the Imperial City.)

Kaiba: Well. There it is. That's the Imperial City. If there's anyone to help us, chances are we'll find them there.

MLP: I hope so. I think we should go in.

Madison: But what if Mr. Kaiba was right? (pause) What if they arrest us?

Li: What choice do we have? We can't stay in the forest forever.

Madison: You're right....

MLP: Lets go, then.

(They walk out of the forest towards the city. The Imperial City of Legendary Land is surrounded by a wall to block invasion. Our friends quickly realize that this creates a major problem.)

Kaiba: Do we really want to walk up to the gate and enter there? There are a lot of soldiers there...

MLP: How else do we get in?

Li: But if we go to the gate, they'll arrest us no questions asked!

Madison: Wait a second. What are we going to do. I don't like that everyone is constantly changing their minds!

MLP: We're going to the gate. If Kaiba and Li want to wait in the forest then let them.

Kaiba: I'm not going to wait. I was just asking a question.

Li: I'm not staying here alone. I'm staying with everyone else.

MLP: Lets go to the gate then. Let them arrest us if that's what they want to do.

(He begins walking. The others look at each other. They look scared. Pegasus turns around.)

MLP: Are you coming?

(Li and Madison look to Kaiba for an answer. For a minute, he doesn't say anything.)

Kaiba: I guess. We don't have any other options.

(He walks up to Pegasus. Madison and Li slowly follow. After a minute or so, they reach the gate. 2 Mews and 2 Dragonite are standing guard. {Mew 2 and Mew Two are different. Mew 2 is a Mew not a Mewtwo. Understand? Good!})

Mew 1: What have we here?

Mew 2: It looks like a group of humans.

MLP: That's right. Maybe you can help us.

Dragonite 1: Help YOU? You expect us to help you, human?

MLP: That's right. We need help getting off this island.

Dragonite 2: You want us to help you get off the island?

MLP: Must you repeat everything I say? Yes. I want you to help us get off the island. I wouldn't have said that if I didn't mean it.

(The 4 Pokémon give Pegasus the "what did you just say to me" look. Madison hides behind Li.)

Mew 1: Look, human, we were given strict orders to arrest any humans we find running around here without badges.

Mew 2: Seeing as none of you have badges, we'll have to take you all in.

MLP: Wait a second. You don't like having humans on your island, but you're making us stay? That doesn't make sense.

Dragonite 1: We don't ask questions, human. Our orders come directly from the emperor himself. He wants humans like you locked up and that's what we're going to do. You should have thought of that before you came to our island in the first place.

Madison: (Coming out from behind Li, but still holding his arm) But we didn't mean to come here! We were brought against our will. You can't put us in jail. That's not fair!

Dragonite 2: Those are the rules. If you don't like it, take it up with the emperor.

Kaiba: Fine. Where is he?

(The 4 guards look at him. They didn't expect that.)

Kaiba: Well?

Mew 1: You can't just walk in and expect us to take you to the emperor.

Kaiba: And why not? You're the ones that suggested we speak with him if we had a problem with your rules.

Mew 2: Uhhhh... Well....

MLP: Why don't you go get your emperor. Lets see what he has to say.

Dragonite 1: Well.... (to the other guards) Should we take them to the emperor?

Mew 2: Are we supposed to?

Dragonite 2: They didn't discuss this at training...

Mew 1: (pointing to Dragonite 1) You and I will take them to the palace.

Dragonite 1: Why?

Mew 1: What other choice do we have? If we take them to the dungeon, they will most certainly become a bigger problem. Lets just let the emperor deal with them.

Dragonite 1: Okay.

Kaiba: Hello? Are we going to see the emperor or what?

Mew 1: Yes. Of course. Come with us.

(The Mew and the Dragonite lead Kaiba, Pegasus, Li, and Madison towards the palace. Meanwhile, Giovanni and Lary are still trying to help Ganondorf.)

Lary: I've got it! Lets go stand up to the other kidnappers for him!

Giovanni: Are you insane, Lawrence? They decide whether or not we get out of this alive. We shouldn't mess with them.

Lary: How can you call Ganondorf weak for fearing them when you're afraid yourself?

Giovanni: Who said I was scared?

Lary: Lets go then.

Giovanni: But-

Lary: If you're scared....

Giovanni: I'm not scared! Lets go! Get up, Ganondorf!

(Ganondorf wipes his eye and looks up at them.)

Ganondorf: *sniffle* What are you doing?

Lary: We're going to tell off those bullies you're so scared of.

Ganondorf: What!? They'll kill you! We should be running away!

Giovanni: Nonsense. I think you're making them out to be scarier than they are.

Ganondorf: I am not-

(There's a knock on the door. Ganondorf turns pale. Well, as pale as he can.)

Ganondorf: Oh no! Oh no! That's them! It must be them!

Lary: (walking to the door) Lets let them in, then.

Ganondorf: (diving at Lary) NO!

Kuja: (from outside) Ganondorf! What's keeping you!? We have other things we have to do!

Ganondorf: Ummmm.... Nothing! I was just... Ummmm... Making sure everyone got a cookie! I'll be right back!

Kuja: (from outside) They don't need cookies! Open this door right now and get out here!

Ganondorf: No!

Kuja: (from outside) What!?

Ganondorf: I mean- Uhhh.... Don't worry about it! I'll just be another minute.

Kuja: (from outside) You've had more than enough time! Stop babying those prisoners and get out here before I break down the door!

(Ganondorf looks frantically around the room. Giovanni is standing with his arms crossed. Lary gets up and looks to Ganondorf)

Lary: (whispering) He gets in either way. You had better open that door. At least then maybe he won't look in.

Ganondorf: (whispering) Y- you're right...

(He walks over to the door and opens it. He steps out and closes the door. Giovanni and Lary watch the door.)

Giovanni: Do you suppose he's dead?

Lary: I hope not.

Giovanni: (listening) I think someone's talking out there.

Lary: (listening) You're right...

(They move closer to the door to hear better.)

Kuja: Next time I tell you to get out here you had better come right away.

Ganondorf: You're right. I'm sorry.

Kuja: Well, are the prisoners still okay?

Ganondorf: Yeah... They're just fine....

Kuja: Good. We're going to collect the ransom soon.

Ganondorf: But... What about the video?

Kuja: The press has given more than enough attention to this. We don't have to make a video. We just wrote plain old ransom notes. Those are cheaper and easier to make, any way.

Ganondorf: Okay....

Kuja: Are you hiding something?

Ganondorf: No! What makes you think that!?

Kuja: Ganondorf!

Ganondorf: Ummmmm....

Kuja: Spill it! What did you do!?

Ganondorf: It's not my fault! They were gone when I got there!

Kuja: What!? Who's gone!?

Ganondorf: 4 of the prisoners escaped... Giovanni told me that they climbed out the window a few hours ago-

Kuja: WHAT!?

(Giovanni and Lary run away from the door and go sit on the couch by the TV. They pretend to be watching it. Kuja uses his magic to break the door and walks in. Lary and Giovanni pretend not to notice.)

Kuja: Turn around!

(Giovanni and Lary look back at him)

Lary and Giovanni: Hello.

Kuja: Where are the others!?

Giovanni: There's no need to yell. I already told Ganondorf. They climbed out the window awhile ago. I don't know where they planned to go, so don't ask.

Kuja: That's a bad answer! That had to have to you where they were going!

Lary: No they didn't. THEY didn't even know where they were going.

Kuja: Damn! I can't believe they escaped!

Ganondorf: I'm sorry... I would have stopped them if I had been here-

Kuja: That won't bring them back! Now we have to find them before they find help! If that idiot emperor finds out that our prisoners are escaping he'll attack for sure! (Turning to leave) Come on, Ganondorf! We have to go look for them!

Ganondorf: Okay..... But what about these 2?

(Kuja looks back and Lary and Giovanni.)

Kuja: We'll take them to the cells. There's no escaping form there. (turning to leave again) I knew we should have put them there from the start.

(He walks out of the room.)

Ganondorf: Come on.

Lary: After all the help we thought about giving you you're going to lock us up like common criminals?

Ganondorf: I'm sorry... I have no choice-

Giovanni: Shut up and go, Lawrence.

(Lary looks at him.)

Lary: But-

Giovanni: (to Lary) Don't worry about it.

(Lary looks at him again. He walks out the door. Ganondorf grabs Lary and leads him out the door. Back with Thunder and Mokuba, they're still looking like crazy. 3 hours have passed.)

Mokuba: We have an hour! 1 hour!

Thunder: I know! I know! Gosh I hope Mew and Two find the hide out!

Mokuba: Me-

(He stops.)

Thunder: What is it, Moku-

(He stops, too. They stopped because rising up from the forest on the edge of the valley is a big pink dragon. Thunder and Mokuba look at each other. They smile.)

Thunder and Mokuba: MEW! MEW TWO!

(Mew and Mew Two teleport to Thunder and Mokuba)

Mew: What!?

Mokuba: Look! It's the dragon!

(They look to the forest.)

Mew Two: It is! Lets go!

(They get in a teleport circle thing and Mew Two teleports them to the forest. They appear in a clearing in front of a building that is about 3 stories tall.)

Mew Two: This must be the place.

Mew : Where do you suppose they are keeping Kaiba and the others?

Mokuba: (Pointing to an extension cord hanging from a window.) Maybe they're holding them in there.

Thunder: Maybe. Why don't you go check it out, Two.

Mew Two: Okay.

(Mew Two flies up to the window. He looks in. He covers his mouth with his paw.)

Mew: What's wrong, Two?

Mew Two: The room is empty and there is a hole in the wall where the door must have been.

Mokuba: What kind of hole?

Mew Two: A hole that was created be magic being shot at it.

Mew: Oh no! Do you think any one was hurt?

Mew Two: No. Probably not. The damage was only to the wall. The rest of the room was just fine.

Thunder: That's good. But you said no one was in the room?

Mew Two: Yes.

Mokuba: Well, where could they be?

Mew Two: (Inspecting the extension cord) Judging by the extension cord, someone climbed, or tried to climb, out this window.

Thunder: So you think they escaped?

Mew Two: They must have at least tried.

Mew: (looking at the ground) Footprints! Look here at these footprints!

Thunder: There are 4 different kinds.

Mew: Right. These small ones here are from a sandal. Size 4 kids. This must be Madison. This other smaller one is a boys shoe for sure. I bet that's Li. The other 2 are much bigger. Adults made them.

Mew Two: Well, at least Madison and Li aren't out there alone. But who would go with them?

Thunder: Lary and Giovanni don't strike me as the type to run away. I have a feeling that they are the ones that stayed.

Mew: You think Max would run away?

Mokuba: I don't know about Pegasus, but Seto wouldn't sit around being held captive when he has a way to escape. He must have gone with Madison and Li.

Mew Two: I suppose it doesn't really matter who ran off. All that matters is 2 of them are still in there. We need to get them out now.

Mew: Why don't Mokuba and I go look for the ones that escaped while you and Thunder help the ones that didn't.

Mew Two: Good plan, sister. You 2 go on ahead. Thunder and I will deal with the trouble here.

Mew, Mokuba, and Thunder: Right!

(Mew and Mokuba follow the footprints into the forest. Mew Two flies Thunder up into the open window. See? There's a lesson in all this. Always put screens in open windows. There are so many things here that could have been resolved if the kidnappers would have just gotten a stupid screen for that window.)

Mew Two: Narrator...

(Sorry. Any way, we'll start with Mew Two and Thunder. They get into the room and walk out the hole in the wall.)

Mew Two: Hmmmm.... Where would you put your remaining prisoners if you know that 4 already escaped?

Thunder: I'd lock them up in something. Like a cell or a windowless room.

Mew Two: That's it! They must have cells in this building somewhere! Where would you hide cells?

Thunder: I'd hide them in a basement. There are fewer ways to get in and out of there.

Mew Two: Brilliant! You're right! To the basement!

Thunder: Yes! Score 2 for me!

(They head down the hall looking for stairs that lead to the basement. While they look for cells, Mew and Mokuba have followed the footprints to the stream.)

Mew: That's it for the footprints.

Mokuba: But they aren't here.

Mew: I guess we need a new trail to follow, now.

Mokuba: What else is there? Maybe if we were dogs we could follow their scent, but since we aren't-

Mew: That's it! I'll follow their scent!

Mokuba: You?

Mew: Sure! Mews have an excellent sense of smell!

Mokuba: Okay. But don't you need to get their scent first?

Mew: Yes. Let me think...

(She hovers in the air thinking as hard as she can. Suddenly she thinks of something.)

Mew: That's it!

Mokuba: What?

Mew: The crayons! Kaiba gave me crayons, remember? Since he was holding them for awhile there must be some scent on them! I'll be back!

(She teleports away. A moment later, she returns with the box of crayons.)

Mew: Here goes nothing...

(She sniffs the box for a minute. Then she starts flies off. Mokuba runs after her. After a few minutes, Mew stops suddenly and covers her mouth with her paws.)

Mokuba: (stopping next to her) What is it, Mew?

Mew: They're in the Imperial City!

Mokuba: Oh no! Wait... That's bad, right?

Mew: Yes!

Mokuba: Okay! *Ahem* Oh no!

Mew: We have to find them before the army does!

Mokuba: Right! Lets just hope they haven't already...

(Mew and Mokuba run to the gate. Back at the hide out, Mew Two and Thunder have found the basement.)

Mew Two: Okay. Here's the basement. Now all we need is cells.

Thunder: Hmmmm... Which way should we check first?

(Mew Two gets in the ready position and sits for a minute. Thunder taps his foot and looks at his wrist as if to say "Hurry up". He'd never actually tell Mew Two to hurry up. He doesn't have a death wish, you see.)

Thunder: Narrator! Stick to the damn story!

(Sorry. Any how, after a minute or so, Mew Two opens his eyes and stands up.)

Mew Two: Follow me.

(He leads Thunder down a hall. They look into a door that is partially open. Inside, they see Giovanni and Lary in a cell. Lary is pacing back and forth. Giovanni is sitting calmly on the bench with his arms crossed looking out the barred window. Mew Two and Thunder walk in.)

Lary: Mew Two! Thunder! I'm so happy to see you! How did you find us?

Thunder: We'll have question and answer time later. We need to get you out of here.

Lary: Great! Do you have a plan?

Mew Two: Of course. (Reaching towards the bars) I'll just break the bars with my powers-

Giovanni: (Looking out the window) I wouldn't touch them If I were you.

Thunder: Why shouldn't he?

Giovanni: (Getting up and walking to the bars) He'll regret it later.

Mew Two: What's wrong with them?

Lary: Yes. What is wrong, Giovanni? And how do you know?

Giovanni: Does anything about this place seem familiar to any of you?

Thunder: No.

Lary: No. Nothing.

Mew Two: Should it?

Giovanni: Yes.

Thunder: Why?

Giovanni: Don't you see? This is exactly the same as my gym.

Lary: Your gym?

Giovanni: I mean the part very few people know about.

Mew Two: (Looking around) No.... You're absolutely right! And if this is basically your gym, that means these toughing these bars will drain my powers completely.

Thunder: That's right! You have the special bars that keep Pokémon in check by draining their powers every time they touch them.

Giovanni: That's right. I actually noticed this back in that first room we were in.

Lary: Is that why you've been so calm all along?

Giovanni: Yes. I know exactly how to get us out of here.

Thunder: How?

Giovanni: I'm hoping that since the structure has been the same, the security system will be the same.

Mew Two: Okay. What should we do?

Giovanni: Do you see the tiles by that window?

Thunder: (running to the window) These?

Giovanni: Yes. Count down 7 from the top and push the bottom left corner of the 7th tile.

(Thunder counts off the tiles and pushes the corners as instructed. The tile flips over and a keypad appears.)

Thunder: Sweet...

Giovanni: Now I want you to put in the emergency override code which is 2 4 6 8 0.

(Thunder pushes the buttons and the bars go into the ceiling.)

Mew Two: How did you know the code would be the same?

Giovanni: (Walking over to the keypad) It's the factory code. They have it the same for all of of them to avoid confusion. No one but the help people at the factory are supposed to know the code, but I had my ways of learning it.

Lary: Great! Now what do we do to get out?

Giovanni: Let me think... What's the easiest way to get out that won't draw any attention to us?

Mew Two: What about this window? It's right next to the forest.

Giovanni: Okay.

(He pushes some buttons on the keypad.)

Thunder: Why did you do that?

Giovanni: I just turned off the security system.

Mew Two: Another override code you aren't supposed to know?

Giovanni: (Opening the window) That's right.

Lary: Wow. What luck we have. I can't believe we ended up in a place that's just like your gym.

Mew Two: We'll think about that later. Right now you 3 need to get out of here. I need to go get the kidnappers.

Thunder: What about me?

Mew Two: Giovanni and Lawrence can't run around here alone. They need a Pokémon escort to explain what's happening to the army.

Thunder: Okay. Come on, guys.

Lary: (Climbing out the window) Okay!

(Mew Two heads back into the main part of the building. Thunder and Giovanni join Lary outside. They decide to head to the Imperial City where they would be safe. While all this is happening, Kaiba and the others have been taken to see the emperor. The emperor is standing on his balcony with his back to them. They can't tell what kind of Pokémon he is.)

Mew 1: Your majesty, these humans wish to speak with you.

Dragonite 1: We tried to stop them but-

Emperor: (Still with his back to them) That's enough. If they came to speak to me, we should let them speak.

(Kaiba and friends look at each other. They from a Powerpuff Girls style huddle.)

MLP: You talk to him. It was your idea.

Li: (Shaking his head) Yeah.

Madison: We'll be right behind you, Mr. Kaiba!

Kaiba: *sigh* Fine.

(They break from the huddle and Kaiba steps forward.)

Kaiba: Ummmm... Hi. My name is Seto Kaiba. My friends and I wanted to discuss your policy on humans with you.

Emperor: (Still hasn't turned around) Well, Mr. Kaiba, I don't feel there is anything to discuss. Humans have oppressed Pokémon on the main land for far too long and I will not let that happen to my citizens here.

Kaiba: I don't think you understand. We didn't mean to come here. We were kidnapped and brought here. We just need help getting off your island.

Emperor: (Still looking of his balcony) You're the kidnapped humans?

Kaiba: Yes. There are still 2 with the kidnappers, but we managed to escape and now we want your help. I know it's not really fair to bend the rules for us, but we really are a special case. We would really appreciate it if you would help us out.

(The emperor doesn't say anything. He just looks of his balcony at the ocean. Kaiba looks at the others. They all look as confused as he is. After a minute or so, the emperor speaks again. He still hasn't turned around. That's really rude. Not facing people when you speak to them. Gosh!)

Emperor: Well, you sound like you really aren't here to cause any trouble.

Kaiba: That's right. We don't want to oppress any one. We just want to go home.

Emperor: Then we will help you.

Mew 1: Are you sure about that, your highness?

Dragonite 1: Yeah. Didn't you say that humans should never be trusted?

Emperor: I did, but even I can make a mistake sometimes. I'm only human after all.

(They all look at each other. The emperor really isn't making any sense.)

Mew 1: "only human", sir?

Emperor: Oops... I mean... Uh-oh...

(Madison walks up to where Kaiba is standing)

Madison: I knew something wasn't right about him!

Kaiba: I thought so to. Why else would we be able to understand him.

Li: (walking up to them) That's right!

(You see, all the real Pokémon had to have their speech translated for the show. The emperor didn't.)

Emperor: Damn! I guess you figured it out. (Turning around) I'm not a Pokémon. I'm just as human as the 4 of you.

Kaiba: No way!

(It turns out he's a kid. And not just any kid... It's Bakura from Yu-Gi-Oh! The Mew and the Dragonite are shocked)

Mew 1: How can this be?

Dragonite 2: I had no idea...

MLP: (Joining everyone else) How did a human become emperor of Legendary Land?

Bakura: Well, I was taken to the Shadow Realm by the evil spirit in my millennium item and when I came to my senses, I was here. The emperor at the time found me and gave me some food and stuff. He promised to help me get home, but after awhile, I didn't want to leave any more, so he let me stay. When he died a few months back, they made me emperor because I was the closest thing to family he had.

Madison: But why do you hate humans so much if you are one?

Bakura: I don't hate humans. I'm just keeping up the rules that have been the law for thousands of years.

Li: Do your citizens know you're human?

Bakura: Just one.

Madison: Who's that?

Bakura: Mystic Meowie.

Li: Isn't she Mew and Mew Two's sister?

Bakura: That's right.

Madison: How did she find out you were human?

Bakura: She was looking around the castle one day and she found me playing solitaire. Instead of being afraid like most of the citizens would be, she stuck around and talked to me. After awhile, we became friends and she promised to not tell anyone.

Li: Well, isn't that ironic.

Madison: What?

Li: Mew Two was telling me how Mystic was the least likely to keep a big secret since she's such a bad liar.

Bakura: He wasn't kidding. She's a terrible liar.

Madison: Mr. Emperor guy-

Kaiba: His name is Bakura. He used to go to my school. We were wondering what happened to you...

Madison: Okay, Bakura. I know I shouldn't ask, but why are you breaking down and letting us go?

Emperor: Well, I thought about how all you wanted was to get off this island. You haven't done anything wrong. I felt that it was my duty to help you.

Kaiba: That was nice of you.

Li: But wait... What about your family and friends back home?

Bakura: They know where I am. I call and write as often as I can.

MLP: So you have no plans of leaving?

Bakura: No way! I love it here.

(They continue talking to Bakura. It's nothing important. Don't worry. Back at the main gate to town, Mew and Mokuba are talking to the guards.)

Mew: They went where!?

Mew 2: They went to see the emperor. They're trying to get him to help them get off the island.

Mokuba: Will he arrest them, Mew?

Mew: I hope not. Come on, Mokuba!

(Mew teleports them to the palace. They sneak past the guards and run through the palace They're almost to the throne room, when the crash into Mystic. Literally.)

Mew: I'm sorry- Mystic!? What are you doing here?

Mystic: I'm- uhhhhhhh- looking for daddy.

Mew: You know that you won't find him here.

Mystic: Oh yeah! I- ummmm- forgot.

Mokuba: Even I don't believe that.

Mew: Why are you really here?

Mystic That's none of your business, Mew!

Mew: Sure it is! You could get in big trouble!

Mystic: So could you! What are you doing here?!

Mew: I'm here to help my friends.

Mystic: I- Oh....

Mew: Now why are you here?

Mystic: Ummmm....

Mew: Mystic...

Mystic: I'm here to visit my friend, okay!?

Mokuba: Your friend? Here?

Mystic: Yes. What's it to you, human!?

Mew: Be nice, Mystic!

Mystic: I'm sorry... Look, Mew, I want to tell you who my friend is, but I can't. I promised I wouldn't.

Mew: That's fine, but you really shouldn't be here. You could get arrested.

Mystic: You could to.

Mew: But I know my friends are in there! Mokuba and I are going in there to get them and you're going to go home.

Mystic: No way! I'm going with you.

Mew: Mystic!

Mystic: Mew!

Mokuba: Ladies! Could we PLEASE go help my brother and the others, now? They are what's important now, you know.

Mew and Mystic: Okay. You're right.

(Mew opens the door and goes in. Mystic and Mokuba follow. The quietly sneak down the long hall till they get to the open area near the balcony. There they hide behind some plants. They see the emperor talking to Pegasus and his crew.)

Mew and Mokuba: (loudly whispering)That kid is the emperor!?

Mystic: That's Bakura. You know. The kid from Yu-Gi.

Mew and Mokuba: (loudly whispering again) You know him!?

Mystic: Yes! He's my friend!

Li: What was that?

(Mew, Mystic, and Mokuba duck down.)

Kaiba: Are those plants talking?

Bakura: They sound like Mystic.

(Mew hits her.)

Mystic: OW! STOP HITTING MEW!

Bakura: Mystic?

Madison, Li, Pegasus, and Kaiba: Mew?

(Mew and Mystic come out from behind the bushes and wave.)

Mystic and Mew: Hi everyone...

Li: Mew! You're here to help us!

Madison: I knew you wouldn't let us down!

(They run to hug Mew.)

Kaiba: But if you're here, where's Thunder? And Mew Two? And Mokuba!?

Mokuba: (coming out) I'm here... Mew and Mew Two invited me to come help.

Mew: It's 'cause of Mokuba we found you. It was his idea to follow your scent with the crayons!

(They all give her a confused look)

Madison: Who cares if their method made no sense! Mokuba is a genius!

(She gives him a hug. Mokuba turns bright red. Mew starts laughing. Kaiba shakes his head. Li, Pegasus, Mystic, and Bakura have no idea what's going on, so they ignore them.)

Mew: (finishing her laughing) Ahhhh... Mokuba... *Ahem* Okay. Who are you? Why are you the emperor? And how do you know my sister?

Bakura: It's kind of a long story...

Mew: Then never mind. I'm catch it later. Look, you have to let my friends go.

Bakura: I did.

Mew: O-kay... Thanks!

(Great. Any way, now we'll check on Mew Two. He is in the middle of a fight with the queen lady. He's losing.)

Mew Two: I am not! I'm just not winning!

(*sigh* Same difference.)

Mew Two: Hush! Any way, I need to end this! I must find Ganondorf and Kuja before the find the others!

(He uses his mind powers to paralyze the queen. He drags her body out front just as the army arrives. Their 4 hours is up.)

Mr. Meowie: Two! What's that?

Mew Two: This is kidnapper number 1, father. I have already deactivated the robots inside and now I'm going after the other 2 kidnappers.

General Articuno: Excellent! Go ahead and get them!

(The other 2 generals are speechless. Mew Two smiles and flies off in the direction Kuja and Ganondorf went in earlier. After about 5 minutes, he finds them flying towards the Imperial City. He starts yelling at them to land. They ignore him and keep going. Mew Two then decides to paralyze the dragon and forces it to land.)

Ganondorf: Hi, Mew Two. How are you?

Mew Two: I'm fine. How are you?

Ganondorf: Great! Thanks for asking!

Kuja: Ganondorf! You idiot! Just kill him so we can go!

Ganondorf: Are you kidding me!? That's Mew Two! I can't kill Mew Two! Not only are we friends, but he could kick my a**!

Kuja: You're worthless!

Mew Two: No. He's smart. He will live, not be hurt, and will get a much lighter sentence when I speak in his favor. You on the other hand, might not live to see tomorrow. And if you do, you'll spend it, and many more days, in the hospital.

(Mew Two uses his powers to beat up Kuja. Yay! He brings Ganondorf and the beat up Kuja back to the hide out where the Imperial Army prepares to send them back to the main land. It looks like the cast of TPAMS has saved the day again! They're super heroes AND talk show hosts. No wonder they're so cool! The next day, everyone is at the docks waiting for the ship that will bring them back to the port at Viridian City.)

Mr. Meowie: You all did a great job yesterday. I don't think those criminals will ever try and pull a stunt like that again.

Meowzie: Yeah, Two, you really let them have it.

Mew Two: They deserved it.

MLP: They sure did. That had to be one of the worst experiences of my entire life.

Kaiba: It wasn't that bad.

Madison: Not at all. It was actually kinda fun.

Li: I don't know If I'd say fun.

Lary: At least the food was good.

(Everyone falls over.)

Giovanni: (getting up) You scare me.

Lary: (smiling) I try. Say, how come that building was the same as your hide out, Giovanni?

Giovanni: I wondered that, too, so when we got to the Imperial City, I asked the guy- I mean- Mew that owned it. It turned out we hired the same architect and used the same plan.

Mew Two: That makes sense.

Mrs. Meowie: Hey! Where is Mystic?

Thunder: I haven't seen her since breakfast.

Mew: I know where she is. Let me go get her!

(Mew flies down the dock. About 100 yards from everyone else, Mystic is sitting on the edge looking at the water.)

Mew: Hey Mystic! What 'cha 'doin?

Mystic: Go away.

Mew: That's no way to talk to me.

Mystic: You're right. I'm sorry. Will you please leave me alone?

Mew: No! Mom sent me to get you. The boat is going to leave soon. Aren't you going to say 'bye' to everyone?

Mystic: No.

Mew: And why not?

Mystic: I don't want to.

Mew: And why not?

Mystic: I dunno... I just don't feel like it.

Mew: Are you sad to see your favorite older sister leave?

Mystic: You're my only older sister.

Mew: What's your point?

Mystic: (smiling) You're a dork, Mew.

Mew: You're lucky you're my sister. Otherwise, I'd have to kill you.

Mystic: I'm sure you would.

Mew: I would. I have to keep up my bad a** reputation.

Mystic: Oh.. You wouldn't want your competition to think you're weak (sarcasm).

Mew: That's right! So, are you going to come back to the others now?

Mystic: Okay.

(They get up and float back over to the others.)

Thunder: ....and that is why we won't have a show when we get back. Oh. Hi Mew! I was just telling everyone about how TPAMS is going to be canceled when we get back.

Mew: Why would we get canceled?

Thunder: Because we are getting cheesier and less funny with each passing episode.

Mew: We'll be funny again. Just watch. We're kinda in a slump, but we'll get out of it. I just know we will!

Mew Two: Of course you will. Remember how you felt after episode 5?

Thunder: Yeah. That sucked...

Mew Two: You came back. I know you'll do it again. You always do.

Mew: You're right, Two! We're going to come back stronger than ever.

Giovanni: Sure you will (sarcasm). Any way, isn't your episode for today almost over? I'm sick of pretending to like you.

Mew: Hush, Vanni! Yes, we are almost done.

Thunder: But don't worry. We'll be back tomorrow!

Giovanni: That's too bad.

Mew: Hush! On tomorrow's episode of TPAMS, we're getting guests from some really great old school cartoons.

Thunder: We have Goliath from Gargoyles, Darkwing Duck, Chip and Dale from Rescue Rangers, and Shear Con from Tale Spin.

Mew: But we also have some guests from newer shows.

Thunder: That's right! We'll also have Joey and Tristan (and maybe Téa. She didn't call back yet.) from Yu-Gi-Oh, and anyone else who decides to stop by.

Kaiba: It looks like you have a lot to do tomorrow.

Thunder: It's nothing we can't handle.

Mew Two: Don't you have another guest?

Mew: Oh yeah! Giovanni will be there too!

Giovanni: Damn it! Why won't you let me stay home just once!

Mew: Like we'd do that.

Thunder: I think that's it.

Mew: We'll see you all tomorrow then!

Mew Two: No, no, no. If you're going to end it, do it right.

Thunder: Okay. *ahem* That's it for today's episode of The Pikachu and Mew Show!

Mew: Tune in tomorrow to see all those great guests!

Thunder and Mew: Bye!

That's it for today's episode of TPAMS. Tune in tomorrow to see all the guests that were mentioned above. I have a feeling that it's gonna rock! Good night everyone.

(Everyone has arrived back in Viridian City. They all went to a party at TPAMS Studios, then went home. At Kem's house, she's mad at Mew, Thunder, and Mew Two.)

Kem: I can't believe you 3! Do you ever think before you do anything!? I can't believe you had Kaiba on the show twice without telling me!

Mew Two: I'm sorry, Kem. We'll try to not run off- Kaiba?

Kem: Yes! He's the best and you didn't even tell me he was coming! You're all SO grounded for that!

Thunder: Wait. You're mad at us because we didn't tell you that Kaiba was going to be on the show, not because we ran to Legendary Land where we could have gotten ourselves killed?

Kem: Thunder, you are 3 of the worlds strongest Pokémon. I'm not worried about you getting yourselves killed.

Mew: But you're mad-

Kem: YES! If you ever do anything like that again I'll send you all to boot camp! Do I make myself clear?

Thunder, Mew, and Mew Two: Yes, Kem.

Kem: Okay then. I guess I won't ground you.

Mew: Okay! I promise we'll make it up to you.

Kem: You better. I can't believe you remembered to tell me about Yu-Gi, but you didn't tell me about Kaiba. You 3 are so slow sometimes. But that's okay. I like you any way.

Mew Two: Of course. Hey. Does anyone else feel that?

Mew: You mean that strange warmth coming from that corner?

Mew Two: Yes.

(Kem and Thunder look at them.)

Thunder: It must be a Mew thing.

Kem: Yeah.

Mew Two: (walking to the corner) There's something here.

Kem and Thunder: I don't see anything.

Mew: What is it?

(Mew Two closely inspects the corner. He finds a small ant and picks it up. He carries it to the others.)

Thunder: You sensed an ant?

Mew: That's no ant. Mystic?

(Mew Two puts the ant on the floor. It begins turning into a Mew. It's a little bit smaller than Mew and is a darker shade of pink.)

Mystic: Hi everyone.

Mew Two: What are you doing here?

Mystic: Ummmm.... I came to visit. You said I was always welcome when you were leaving, didn't you?

Mew: Yes, but-

Mystic: But nothing. I thought I'd come stay with you for awhile!

Mew Two: Shouldn't you tell mother and father when you plan to visit.

Mystic: They probably won't even notice I'm gone.

Mew: Oh yes they will. I want you to call them right now.

Mystic: Fine.

Kem: But don't talk to long! Think of my long distance phone bill!

Mew Two: And when you're done with that, you can tell us why you're really here.

Mystic: (walking into the kitchen) I already did.

(Blossom, Lightning, and evil Thunder walk into the room. They're in their pajamas.)

Lightning: Hey. Guys. We're happy to see you.

Blossom: We really are.

evil Thunder: No we aren't.

Lightning: Yes we are! Any way, we're glad you're home, but could you quiet down a little? Please?

Kem: Oh! I'm sorry. I'll make sure they keep it down.

Blossom: Thanks!

(They go back to their rooms. Mystic comes back into the room.)

Mystic: Mew! Mom wants to talk to you!

Mew: (going to the kitchen) What did you tell her?

Mystic: Nothing.

(They both go into the kitchen. A few minutes later, they come back.)

Mew: How is this MY fault? I can't believe you told them it was MY fault.

Mystic: I wanted you to get in trouble in my place. Thanks!

Mew: I hate you.

Mew Two: What happened?

Mew: Mystic told them that she wanted to come here to work for TPAMS. So not only is she moving in, but we have to give her a job!

Kem: Hmmmm... You'll have to share your room with her. Tomorrow we'll go get her a bed and stuff.

Mew: You're encouraging this, Kem!?

Kem: Sure! It will be fun to have Mystic around.

Mystic: Thanks Kem!

Kem: Any time. But now you have to learn the rules.

(Kem goes to a shelf and pulls out the rules.)

Mystic: This whole book!?

Kem: That's just volume 1. You had better get reading.

(Mystic sighs heavily, then opens the book and starts reading. )

Mew: Ha! That'll teach you to show up here unexpectedly and lie to mom and dad to get your way.

Mew Two: *sigh* Mew....

Mew: What?

Mew Two: I'm going to bed.

Thunder: Me too.

Mew: I think I'll stay here to make sure she reads everything. Twice.

Kem: Okay. If you get hungry, there's leftovers in the oven.

Mew: Thanks Kem!

Kem: Good night.

Mystic: *sigh*

Mew: Good night!

(Kem, Thunder, and Mew Two go to their rooms. Mew sits next to Mystic and watches her read.)

Mew: Bwahahahahaha!