Thunder: Hello and welcome to episode 41 of The Pikachu and Mew Show!

Mew: Before we start, we'd like to welcome two new members to the TPAMS family! First we have my sister, Mystic! She'll be helping Mew Two with his stage managing. Say 'hi', Mystic.

Mystic: H- hello.

Thunder: Welcome aboard Mystic!

Mystic: Thanks, Thunder.

Thunder: We've also hired Misty's sister, Daisy, as my assistant/gopher since Mew won't share Van.

Mew: You have your own gopher now, so leave Van alone!

Thunder: Fine.

Mew: Now that that's settled, lets start the show. Today's guests are Goliath from Gargoyles, Darkwing Duck, Chip and Dale from Rescue Rangers, Shear Con from Tale Spin, Joey and Tristan and Téa from Yu-Gi-Oh, and Giovanni. If anyone shows up and we have time, we'll talk to them too!

Thunder: That's a great set of guests.

Mew Two: We have to do the "old school" guests first. First up is Darkwing Duck.

(He walks onto the stage.)

Thunder: Hi.

Mew: HI!

Darkwing: Hello.

Thunder: How are you today, Mr. Duck?

Darkwing: I'm fine. How are you?

Mew: Great! Thanks for asking. So, tell us what it's like to fight crime.

Darkwing: Well, crime fighting is a tough job, but I enjoy doing it.

Thunder: Okay.... Do you have cool crime fighting gadgets?

Darkwing: Sure. I have my gun and my plane and other various things.

Mew: Oh. Okay... Ummmm.... Who's that idiot that you fight crime with? You know... That big duck.

Darkwing: That's Launchpad. He is an idiot. He's my pilot.

Thunder: Doesn't he crash a lot?

Darkwing: Yes.

Mew: Why would you let him fly your plane, then?

Darkwing: They aren't usually bad crashes. The damage is only minor.

Thunder: Why do all the villains on your show suck?

Darkwing: To show kids that crime is dumb, like the villains.

Mew: Dude, you're boring. Say something funny.

Darkwing: Okay! These 2 ducks go into a bar-

Thunder: Thanks for coming! I hope you'll come again sometime.

Darkwing: But my joke-

Mew: BYE!

Darkwing: *sigh* Okay.. Bye...

(He walks off the stage.)

Thunder: Who's next? And make sure they don't suck.

Mew Two: Next up is Shear Con.

(He walks onto the stage.)

Mew: Hi!

Thunder: Hey.

Shear Con: Hello.

Mew: Okay, Mr. Con, aren't you a business man- errr- tiger of some kind.

Shear Con: Yes.

Thunder: Do you make lots of money?

Shear Con: Of course.

Mew: More than us?

Shear Con: Possibly.

Thunder: What else are you into?

Shear Con: Outside of work, I like to make paintings of fruit.

Thunder and Mew: Fruit?

Shear Con: Yes. I have over a thousand paintings of fruit. I brought you one as a gift. It's a bowl of oranges. I left it with your stage managers.

Mew: Uhhhh.... Thanks... Are you into anything else?

Shear Con: Well, I also enjoy collecting Precious Moments figurines. They're so cute.

Mew: They are! I have some myself.

Shear Con: Do you have the coloring books?

Mew: All of them!

Shear Con: Me too! And do you like Barbies?

Mew: I love Barbies!

Shear Con: Me too! I collect them also.

Mew: You rock, Shear Con!

Shear Con: As do you.

Mew: Maybe we can go shopping for Barbies and Precious Moments figurines some time.

Shear Con: That would be fun!

(Thunder falls out of his chair.)

Mew: What's wrong, Thunder?

Thunder: (getting up) Shear Con is supposed to be like Giovanni. What's wrong with him?

Shear Con: Oh, Thunder, that's just my character on the show.

Thunder: Man! So since they stopped making your show, all you do is collect stupid dolls and paint?

Shear Con: When I'm not sky diving or collecting and racing my cars.

Thunder: Oooh! Lets talk about that stuff! You like racing cars?

Shear Con: Sure. Racing is great fun.

Thunder: Are you any good?

Shear Con: I win sometimes.

Thunder: What kind of cars do you collect?

Shear Con: Mostly European cars. I would never, EVER buy an American car, and I have only a few Japanese cars.

Thunder: Nice! Do you like any of those Korean cars?

Shear Con: Not really.

Thunder: What's your favorite kind of car?

Shear Con: I really like Jaguars. They look nice and are very fast.

Thunder: Cool. Now tell me about sky diving.

Shear Con: Okay. That is terribly fun, also. It's very scary going up since you know that you're going to jump, but the fall is just spectacular.

Thunder: Sweet!

Mew: Okay. That's enough stupid lame stuff.

Thunder: Barbies and Precious Moments crap isn't stupid and lame?

Mew: That's right!

Mew Two: Enough! Is that all the questions you have for Mr. Con?

Thunder: I guess.

Mew: Yeah. Come visit again!

Shear Con: Certainly. Good bye.

Thunder and Mew: Bye!

(He walks off the stage.)

Mew: I like him. He was fun. Who's next?

Mew Two: Your next guests are Chip and Dale.

Thunder: Which one is Chip and which one is Dale?

Mew: Chip has a black nose and Dale has a red nose.

Thunder: Okay. Send them out.

(Chip and Dale walk onto the stage.)

Mew: Hi!

Thunder: Hi.

Chip and Dale: HI!

Mew: How are you today?

Chip and Dale: Good!

Thunder: Is there a reason you both talk at the same time?

Chip and Dale: (Pointing at each other) HE won't shut up!

Mew Two: Thunder, why don't you name the one you want to answer the question.

Thunder: Okay. So, Chip, what exactly do you Rescue Rangers do?

Chip: Well, we take crimes and mysteries no one else can solve and find was to solve them.

Mew: So you're kinda like police only smaller?

Chip: I guess you could say that.

Dale: Except we don't get paid...

Chip: It's not always about money, Dale.

Dale: Sure it is!

Chip: *sigh*

Dale: Don't you sigh at me!

Chip: Why don't you come over here and stop me then!

Dale: Fine!

(He gets up and lunges at Chip. Thunder and Mew start laughing.)

Mew Two: Shouldn't you stop them?

Mew: No way!

Thunder: This is great!

(They laugh some more. )

Mew Two: *sigh* You 2....

(He picks up Chip and Dale and carries them off the stage.)

Mew: Awwwww! You're no fun!

Thunder: You got that right.

(They both pout. Mew Two returns to his spot.)

Mew Two: Lets have no more of that.

Thunder and Mew: what ever.

Mew Two: *sigh* Your next guest is Goliath.

Mew: But it's day time. Shouldn't he be stone?

Mew Two: It's night time in New York.

Mew: Okay....

(He walks onto the stage.)

Thunder: Hi!

Mew: Hi Goliath! What's up?

Goliath: Hello and nothing much.

Mew: Too bad. Why aren't you stone if it's day time? I know the sun hasn't set yet.

Goliath: I- Ummmmm.... I have no idea... This is weird...

Thunder: Mew Two said it was because it was night time in New York.

Goliath: But it's the sun that turns us to stone.

Mew: Have you gone outside today?

Goliath: No... Come to think of it, I haven't even been near a window.

Thunder: Well then, you haven't been exposed to the sun so I guess you didn't turn to stone.

Goliath: Okay... But I still don't like it...

Mew: Okay. So tell us about yourself Goliath.

Goliath: Ummmm.... Okay. I'm a gargoyle. I can't do anything till the sun sets. And when it does, I enjoy fighting crime and watching cartoons I taped using Tivo.

Mew: Fun! Do you ever watch prime time tv?

Goliath: Just TPAMS. I'm a big fan.

Mew: We're big fans of Gargoyles too. That guy with the hair that sounds like that guy from Star Trek is so evil.

(Goliath and Thunder look at her.)

Thunder: Who?

Mew: You know! The guy that lives in the castle. (turning to Goliath) You really hate him a lot. You know who I'm talking about.

Goliath: Oh! I know who you're talking about now.

Thunder: I don't.

Mew: That guy! He looks and sounds just like that first mate guy from Star Trek the Next Generation.

Thunder: Oh yeah! His name starts with an 'X' and he has the creepy servant!

Mew: Yeah!

Goliath: Yes. He is indeed very evil.

(If you haven't noticed, the author can't remember what that guy's name is and it's really bugging her. Oh well...)

Mew: Right. So any way, what kind of stuff do you do when you aren't watching tv or fighting that 'X' guy?

Goliath: I'm writing a book.

Thunder: What kind of book?

Goliath: A book about gargoyles.

Mew: Like an informative book on gargoyles?

Goliath: Yes. I don't think people know enough about us. That's why they're afraid. I figure if I write this book and people read it, they won't be as afraid of us.

Mew: Goliath, sweetheart, book or no book, you're still 8 feet tall with sharp claws. You'll still scare the crap out of humans. You need to understand that they fear everything.

Goliath: But not all humans are afraid of us.

Thunder: But one of them wants to kill you.

Goliath: I guess you're right.

Mew: Don't worry about humans. Most of them aren't worth it. Trust me.

Goliath: I guess you'd know better than I would.

Thunder: Of course we would. Now, is that all you do?

Goliath: Yeah. There isn't a lot you can do when you're awake for only 9 or 10 hours and you already fill that time with books, tv, and crime fighting.

Mew: I guess. Hey! I've always been wondering... Why were you stone for 1,000 years?

Goliath: We were put under an evil spell that stopped us from waking up. It took a thousand years for the spell to be broken.

Thunder: If you protected the people, why did they want you to stay stone forever?

Goliath: I don't know. My guess is that they were very stupid.

Mew: Why were you willing to give humanity a second chance?

Goliath: The people of the 20th century (bear in mind this show was made 7 years ago) are a great deal smarter than people were 1,000 years ago.

Thunder: Not all of them.

Goliath: A vast majority of them.

Thunder: If you want to give them that much credit...

Mew: Thunder! Stop insulating humans! They make up 95% of our viewers!

Thunder: Oh... Sorry... Humans rule!

Mew: *sigh* He's dumb.

Goliath: I'm sure he's not dumb... Just slow.

Mew: if you say so...

Thunder: ANY WAY, what else do we want to ask Goliath?

Mew: Ummmmm.... Nothing. I guess you can go. Thanks for coming!

Goliath: Thank you for having me. Good bye.

Thunder and Mew: BYE!

(He walks off the stage.)

Mew: I like him. He's a good guy.

Thunder: Yeah. He's cool. Who's next, Mew Two?

Mew Two: It's someone who really loves your show and dropped in to say 'hi'.

Thunder: Oooh! Who?

Mew Two: It is George W. Bush, president of the United States of America.

Mew: (giving him a confused look) Are you kidding me?

Mew Two: No. He really wants to be interviewed.

Thunder: O-kay.... Send him out.

(He walks onto the stage and sits down.)

Bush: Hi Thunder and Mew! I love your show! Thanks so much for having me!

Mew: Ummmmm.... Riiiiight....

Thunder: So, President Bush, why did you want to be interviewed by us?

Bush: Well Thunder, I love you guys! You crack me up!

Mew: (muttering) Last I heard, you did that to yourself.

Mew Two: Mew! And it was pot, not crack.

Mew: Same difference...

Bush: Any way, I just HAD to come on your show. I've wanted to come for so long! It's great to finally be here!

Thunder: So, why don't you tell us what it's like to be president.

Bush: Okay. It's really easy! I have lots of people under me that do everything for me! All I have to do is give speeches someone writes for me and pretend to do stuff by passing worthless laws. My dad told me it would be easy, but I never expected it to be this easy!

Mew: What do you do if you don't do actual work?

Bush: Well, I watch TPAMS, eat fudge, and play video games all day. And sometimes, I take month long vacations where I play golf and meet celebrities.

Thunder: You do nothing, then take a vacation?

Bush: Yep! Isn't it a sweet deal?

Mew: Yeah. You're really lucky you barely won the election.

Bush: Don't I know it.

Thunder: Will you run for re-election in 2004?

Bush: I dunno yet. I really don't like thinking about that. Lets talk about something happier.

Mew: Okay. Who's your favorite guest we've had on TPAMS so far, and you can't pick yourself.

Bush: Darn! Well, my favorite guest that isn't me would have to be Davis. Man! I love that kid. He's hilarious!

Mew: And who's your least favorite guest?

Bush: Well, I don't care for that Giovanni character. He's a little to mean.

(Who, viewers, do you suppose is standing by Mew Two and Mystic at this very moment? If you guessed Giovanni, you're right! Air high five!)

Giovanni: (to Mew Two) See? That's why I'll NEVER vote republican.

Mew Two: I think the democrats would insult you as well.

Giovanni: No. They're smarter than that.

Mew Two: if you say so...

Mew: Great... Any way, what's your favorite TPAMS moment, president Bush?

Bush: My favorite TPAMS moment? It has to be when Davis made up the Davis song.

Lightning: (jumping out from back stage) "The D, the A, the V, the I, the S. The D, the A, the V. It's Davis! It's Davis!"

Bush: Yeah! That one!

Mystic: I liked that, too.

Bush: Yeah! High five!

(They high five)

Mew Two: Why is it that you get along so well with world leaders?

Mystic: Maybe that means I'm meant to be one!

Mew: Don't get carried away, Mystic.

Thunder: Okay. One more question, President Bush.

Bush: Okay! Lets hear it.

Thunder: You've been watching TPAMS for a long time now, haven't you?

Bush: Since episode 1!

Thunder: Which episode is your favorite?

Bush: Ooooh! That's a tough one. It's a tie between Evil Day, the first Pokémon Training Special, the Martial Arts Special, and the first special you did that you didn't host.

Mew: Nice choices. Well, it was fun talking to you. Have fun doing all your president stuff.

Bush: Okay. Thank you for having me! Bye now! Vote republican!

(He walks off the stage.)

Mew: That wasn't so bad.

Thunder: No. I guess it wasn't. Who's next, Mew T- No! I'll ask Mystic. Who's next, Mystic?

Mystic: (taking the clip board from her brother) Ummmmm.... Joey, Tristan, and Téa.

(They walk onto the stage.)

Thunder: Hey.

Mew: Hi!

Joey, Tristan, and Téa: Hello.

Mew: Okay. Lets start with Joey.

Joey: What's up?

Thunder: You're Yugi's friend?

Joey: That's right.

Mew: And it's your sister that's going blind?

Joey: Yes.

Thunder: What do you do when you aren't playing Duel Monsters?

Joey: I used to beat up smaller kids and take their lunch money, but Yugi made me stop that. Now I spend my free time serving people as an interior decorator.

Mew: An interior decorator?

Joey: Yes.

Thunder: Like on Trading Spaces?

Joey: I love that show! It gives me lots of great ideas!

(Thunder and Mew look at him.)

Mew: If that's what you're into....

Thunder: Ummmm.... How did you meet Yugi?

Joey: Tristan and I stole a piece of his millennium puzzle and threw it in the pool at school.

Mew: That's not very nice.

Joey: We were bullies. That's what we did.

Mystic: I read somewhere that bullying is a sign of low self-esteem. It's just a person's way of saying they fell bad about themselves.

Mew Two: That's right.

Joey: I didn't feel bad about myself.

Mystic: Then why did you need to make others feel bad?

Joey: Ummmmm.....

Thunder: Stop that, you 2! If Joey says he felt fine, then he felt fine. So any way, how did you become friends?

Joey: He saved us from a bigger bully.

Mew: Even after you were mean to him?

Joey: Yep. That's Yugi for you. Always nice and kind even after you're mean to him.

Thunder: Man... Yugi is nuts... No wonder all the bad guys always pick on him.

Mew: Okay. Thank you Joey. Now lets talk to Téa. Hi Téa.

Téa: Hello.

Thunder: Hi. So, how did YOU meet YugI? Did you pick on him, too?

Téa: No. Of course not. He was sitting by himself at lunch at school one day so I went and sat by him.

Mew: That was very nice of you.

Téa: Yeah... But it was nothing. Yugi would do the same for anyone else.

Mew Two: Is today "We love Yugi" day? Because if it is, I didn't get the memo...

Thunder: No, but I agree that this is getting repetitive. We understand that Yugi doesn't have an evil bone in his body. Lets move on. What do you do when you aren't being Yugi's cheerleader?

Téa: I fix cars.

Mew: Really?

Téa: Yeah. I love fixing cars.

Thunder: I thought you wanted to study dance in New York.

Téa: I do, but that costs money. And you make lots of money fixing cars.

Thunder: I thought you waited tables for that.

Téa: That didn't pay enough, so I quit and decided to take my extensive knowledge of cars and use it to make some money.

Mew: I didn't see THAT coming.

Thunder: This IS weird. Téa is a mechanic and Joey is an interior decorator. Now I bet Tristan is going to tell us that he teaches dance and stars in a popular soap opera.

Tristan: If you don't want me to tell you, I won't...

(Thunder and Mew fall out of their chairs)

Thunder: (Getting up) Are you kidding me!?

Tristan: No... Should I be?

Mew: (Trying to get comfortable in her chair again) Of course not! If you like dancing and staring soap operas, then go ahead. That just doesn't seem very.... You.

Tristan: Yeah. Everyone says that.

Thunder: How did you get into that stuff?

Tristan: My mom made me. She always wanted to teach dance and star in a soap opera. When I got the chance she made me take it.

Mew Two: So your mother is living her dreams vicariously through you?

Tristan: Yeah. Pretty much.

Mew: Do you like dancing and acting?

Tristan: No, but I can't tell my mom that. She'd be devastated.

Téa: There he goes complaining again.

Thunder: Wouldn't you?

Téa: No way! I love dancing and acting! Tristan is so lucky to be able to do that every day.

Tristan: Well I don't. I'd trade mothers with you if I could.

Mew: Tristan! That's not a very nice thing to say.

Tristan: I love my mother, I really do, but I don't know how much more of this I can take.

Thunder: What do you really want to do with your life?

Tristan: Well.... I'd really like to raise Eevees on a ranch! It'd be an Eevee ranch!

Mew: Raise Eevees?

Tristan: Yes! I'd call it Tristan's Eevee Ranch! I'd raise Eevees to sell and enter my favorite Eevees that I keep in all kinds of contests! Like the Pokémon beauty contest I went to with my cousin a few years ago....

Thunder: Where did you get this idea from?

Tristan: Well, my cousins live in Indigo City and I came to visit a few years ago. They made me go to this Pokémon beauty contest my cousin's Pikachu was entered in. At first, I didn't want to go, but once I got there and saw the Eevees that entered, I knew that I wanted to raise Eevees!

Mew: Well, Tristan, why don't you tell your mom? I figured a mom would like that kind of thing.

Tristan: I don't want to hurt my mom's feelings, so I guess I have to dance and act until I'm too old or my mom dies. Which ever comes first.

Thunder: Tristan! That's a horrible thing to say! You go home and tell your mom that you hate dancing and acting and that you want to raise Eevees. And if she wants to live her dreams vicar- vicar-

Mew Two: Vicariously.

Thunder: What he said! -through someone that Téa would be interested.

Tristan: Okay...

Mew: Okay then! Do we have any other questions for them?

Thunder: No.

Tristan: If I tell my mom all that, will you help me get some Eevees and a ranch?

Mew: Sure!

Tristan: Okay! Thanks a lot!

Joey: Hey! If you guys are helping people out, do you suppose you can show me the way to a good restaurant?

Thunder: Go to The Happy Pikachu Dining Establishment that's just down the street. You'll love it.

Joey: (Running off the stage) Thanks a lot!

Tristan and Téa: *sigh* Bye.

Thunder and Mew: Bye!

(They walk off the stage.)

Mew: I like them. They were nice.

Thunder: Yeah. Who's next, Mystic?

Mystic: Ummmmm... Can I see the list, Mew Two?

Mew Two: Okay.

(He hands her the list)

Mystic: Next is... Giovanni.

(He walks onto the stage and sits down. He's holding a cell phone and you can hear someone talking, but he's not listening.)

Mew: HI! Who's on the phone?

Giovanni: First my parents were yelling at me for worrying them, and now my brother and sister are bothering me.

Thunder: Shouldn't you be listening to them?

Giovanni: Of course not.

(He listens into the phone)

Giovanni: (putting the phone down next to him) They aren't saying anything important.

Mew: Can I talk to them?

Giovanni: Why?

Mew: Please!?

Giovanni: Okay. Just a minute. (Picking up the phone) What? Of course I was listening. (pause) You said something about- ummmmm- something. (pause) What's your point? (pause) And.... (pause) Fine. Listen- (pause) Stop. (pause) Sarah! (pause) Thank you. Mew would like to speak with you. (pause) I asked her that. She didn't have any specific reason. Would you like to talk to her? (pause) Okay. Here Mew.

(He hands her the phone)

Mew: Yay! Hello? (pause) Hi. I'm Mew! (pause) That's me! (pause) I'm fine. How are you? (pause) That's great! What 'cha talking to Vanni about? (pause) He doesn't. The only way to get him to listen is to call your mom and have her yell at him. (pause) Yeah! It works great for us. (pause) Uh-huh.

Thunder: So, Giovanni, what's new?

Giovanni: Nothing . What about you?

Thunder: Same. Was your family all worried about you and stuff?

Giovanni: Yeah. That's why they won't leave me alone.

Mew: NO WAY! He never told us that!

Giovanni: *sigh* I knew I shouldn't have let her talk to them.

Thunder: It's gonna be awhile. Once Mew gets talking, she won't stop.

Giovanni: I noticed.

Thunder: So, where was Andrea while you were kidnapped?

Giovanni: She was with my parents. I left her there the day before that whole mess because I didn't really feel like watching her. I thought she'd enjoy playing stupid games with her annoying cousins.

Thunder: Your brother and sister are visiting your parents?

Giovanni: Sadly...

Thunder: You really hate them, don't you?

Giovanni: Yeah.

Thunder: I know the feeling. Most of my siblings get on my last nerve.

Giovanni: What about Lightning?

Thunder: He's not the problem really. It's more Shocker. I can't stand him.

Giovanni: At least you don't have to see him.

Thunder: That's true.

Mew: Hi Bob! How are you doing?

Giovanni: Not him too!

Thunder: Mew is having a field day with this.

Giovanni: Mew, can I please have the phone?

Mew: Hold on a sec, Bob. (to Giovanni) Not now! Bob is telling me about the time your parents left you in charge when they went out and you locked them in a closet.

Giovanni: Mew...

Mew: Fine. (into the phone) I'll talk to you later. Your brother wants to yell at you now. (pause) Okay! Bye!

(She hands Giovanni the phone)

Giovanni: Thank you, Mew.

(He pushes the end call button and puts the phone in his pocket)

Giovanni: Any way...

Mew: Vanni! That wasn't very nice!

Giovanni: It happens.

Thunder: Yeah... So where were we?

Giovanni: You were telling me about how you don't like your brother.

Thunder: Oh yeah!

Mew: Lightning?

Thunder: No. Shocker.

Mew: Oh! I don't like him either.

(A phone rings. It's Giovanni's. He takes it out of his pocket and throws it back stage. You hear it break.)

Giovanni: I didn't really like that phone, any way.

Thunder: (laughing) You're funny.

Mew: I don't think so.

Giovanni: Lighten up, Mew. You know you'll find a way to talk to them sooner or later.

Mew: But I want to talk to them now!

Mystic: Quit whining, Mew.

Mew: Shut up, Mystic, or I will SO fire you!

Thunder: Any way, Shocker is a jerk and I don't like him.

(Lightning walks onto the stage)

Lightning: Speaking of Shocker, he just called me.

Mew: Really? I thought you guys weren't talking to him.

Lightning: We weren't, that's why I was surprised he called. Any way, you'll never guess what he told me.

Thunder: He's going to stop being an a**?

Lightning: No, but that's kinda what happened, any way.

Giovanni: What did he say?

Lightning: Well, first he asked how I was doing and how Thunder was doing. He told me that he was fine and that he really likes his new place.

Mew: He doesn't live with your parents any more?

Thunder: Nope. He moved out.

Giovanni: Why?

Lightning: They got in a fight about how he acted when he was here. Our parents told him he had to change his attitude or take it somewhere else. They didn't want him to corrupt Sparkles, Thundrina, or Sparks.

Giovanni: Oh.

Lightning: So any way, he was being real friendly and asking about everyone, even you, Mew.

Mew: What's he up to?

Lightning: I thought something was up, too, but I pretended to not be suspicious and asked what he was up to. Then he told me about his job and his new friends. And then he got to the funniest part.

Thunder: What's that?

(Lightning tries to speak but he starts laughing)

Mew: What is it, Lightning!?

Lightning: (laughing) He's- he's getting married!

(He falls over laughing. Thunder's eyes open wide and he covers his mouth with his paws)

Thunder: Are you kidding me!?

Lightning: (laughing hysterically) No!

Thunder: To who?!

Mew: I would also like to know who has such a low opinion of herself that she would marry him.

Lightning: (laughing a little less) Do you remember that girl in our class that was best friends with L.B.? You were pretty good friends with her too, now that I think of it.

Giovanni: Who is L.B.?

Thunder: That's what Lightning calls our cousin Lightningbolts.

Mew: evil Thunder's sister?

Lightning: Yeah. I feel weird when I call someone else by my own name. I don't like it.

Thunder: Yeah. The one who always asked me to ask you if you liked her because she had a major crush on you. Her name was Princess.

Lightning: Yeah. Well, a few months ago when Shocker moved out, L.B. agreed to help him move since they always got along great. And she decided to bring Princess to help. Apparently, Shocker and Princess got along great from the start.

Thunder: He's marrying Princess!? No way!

Lightning: Yes way.

Thunder: But she was always so nice. We were pretty good friends and she doesn't strike me as the type to even associate with Shocker.

Lightning: I thought so too, so I called L.B..

Mew: Ooh! What did she say?

Lightning: Well, L.B. said that he got real nice ever since he met her. And that he told her that he would even apologize to me and Thunder if it would make her happy.

Thunder: (laughing) Yeah right.

Lightning: So, the main reason he called was to... (he starts laughing) ...invite us to the wedding! Even Mew, Two, and Blossom.

(Thunder starts laughing now too)

Thunder: I never thought I'd see the day that Shocker gets married!

Mew: I didn't think anyone would ever want to marry a jerk like him.

Giovanni: Did he apologize when he called?

Lightning: No. L.B. said he wanted to do that in person.

Thunder: That is insane.

Lightning: Yeah.

Mystic: Shouldn't you be happy for him?

Lightning: Sure we're happy for him. It's just really funny.

Thunder: I guess I'll be happy for him, but I'm not going to the wedding.

Giovanni: And why not?

Thunder: I still don't trust him.

Giovanni: I hate my siblings and I went to both their weddings. Sure it was boring, but mother thought I should be there. If Kem doesn't make you go, your mother will.

Thunder: What ever.

Lightning: Sorry to take up so much of your show. I just thought Thunder would get a kick out of that.

Mew: Thanks.

Lightning: Well, I'm going to go finish up the paperwork I was doing, and then I have to find someone to bring to this wedding.

Mew: Why don't you bring Electra?

Lightning: *shudder* Don't even joke like that!

Thunder: You see, viewers, Electra is the girl that stalked Lightning at the 9th Gym.

Mew Two: Oh hush! She didn't stalk him. She was just obsessed.

Lightning: I don't care what she did! She scared me!

Mew: Calm down. I'm sorry.

Lightning: Okay. See you later.

Mew: Bye!

(He walks off the stage.)

Thunder: Well, what else do we want to talk to Giovanni about?

Mew: I know! Why didn't you ever get married, Vanni?

Giovanni: Don't even start with me. You're as bad as my mother.

Thunder: I think that's a good question.

Giovanni: Why can't a person choose to remain single?

Mew: If Shocker can find someone to marry him, I'm sure you could too.

Giovanni: But I don't want to get married.

Thunder: And why not?

Mew: Are you afraid of commitment, Giovanni?

Giovanni: No, Mew. It's like I told mother. I just don't want to get married.

Thunder: That's a boring reason. I'm sure you have a much better reason that you just don't want to tell us because you think we'll pick on you.

Giovanni: No. I just don't want to get married.

Mew: What ever. You can say that, but we know that you're lying.

Giovanni: Okay, Mew.

Thunder: Now, if you ever change your mind, you have to invite us.

Giovanni: (shaking his head) Okay.

Mew: Good! Okay. Is there anything else?

Thunder: Nope.

Mew: Okay, then. Bye Giovanni!

Giovanni: Bye.

(He walks off the stage.)

Thunder: Is there anyone back there left to talk to, Mew Two?

Mew Two: Nope.

Mew: But we still have time. I know! Send out Daisy.

Mew Two: Okay.

(He goes back stage. A minute later, he returns to his spot and Daisy comes out.

Thunder: Hey, Daisy! Did you get my candy?

Daisy: Yep.

Thunder: And did you get some for yourself like I told you to?

Daisy: Yep. I got M and Ms.

Thunder: Great!

Mew: Do you like working as Thunder's gopher?

Daisy: Sure!

Mew: What does he have you do?

Daisy: All I had to do today is to get him some candy. I spent the rest of the day helping Van with the chores you gave him.

Mew: That was nice of you.

Daisy: That's what he said. And because I helped him, he was able to go see his sister. She came to town to see some fashion thing and she was only going to be here for today. He was really happy to be able to see her.

Mew: If he would have told me that, I would have given him the day off.

Daisy: He kinda figured that, but he had so much stuff he still had to do that he didn't want to fall behind by not showing up.

Mew: Oh.

Thunder: I think you work him way to hard, Mew.

Mew: I gave him a raise. What else do you want?

Thunder: Give him less work.

Mew: Van makes more money per hour than anyone else on the staff excluding the 2 of us. I think he should do all the work I ask him to. He doesn't seem to have a problem with it.

Thunder: Do you honestly think he'd tell you if he did?

Mew: He- (pouting) No.

Thunder: Okay then.

Daisy: Oh! I was watching a cake for Van! I have to go take it out of the oven now. I'll see you later.

Thunder: Okay. Bye!

Mew: Bye.

(She walks off the stage.)

Mew: What next.... Hey! Mew Two! Why don't you and Mystic come out here and talk to us.

Mystic: Okay.

(They walk onto the stage and sit down.)

Thunder: So, Mystic, how do you like your new job?

Mystic: This is so fun! I love it!

Mew: Good. I'm glad. Do you like having help, Two?

Mew Two: I most certainly do. With her doing half the work, my job becomes much easier and much more pleasant.

Thunder: I'm glad you're both happy.

Mew: Me too. Say, did you hear what Lightning said, Two?

Mew Two: No. I came back when you started talking about Electra. What did he say?

Thunder: Shocker is getting married.

Mew Two: He is not.

Thunder: That's what Lightning said.

Mew Two: Seriously? To who?

Thunder: One of my friends from school.

Mew Two: Isn't that ironic.

Thunder: Tell me about it.

Mew: He invited you, Two.

Mew Two: Me? Why would I want to go to a wedding?

Mystic: Because he's your friend's brother.

Mew Two: I don't know.... When is it?

Thunder: Lightning didn't tell us. Not that I care. I don't want to go.

Mew Two: Your mother will make you if Kem doesn't.

Thunder: That's what Giovanni said.

Mew Two: Well, he was right.

Thunder: Man!

Mew: Well, I guess we'll just have to end the show then. What's up for tomorrow?

Mew Two: Mystic worked on setting it up. Why don't you tell them.

Mystic: Okay. Tomorrow on TPAMS, Mew Two and I will be hosting and we're going to talk to a bunch of Thunder and Mew's guests, friends, co-workers, and family members about what they really think of them and their show.

Mew Two: And Thunder and Mew won't be here to defend themselves.

Thunder and Mew: What!?

Mystic: We got Meowzie, Sparks, Whitefire, L.B., Lightning, Tracey, Van, Giovanni, Darien, Michelle, Davis, Madison, Goku, Chi Chi, Vegeta, Ash, Brock, Misty, Lary, Blossom, Brick, and Kaiba to take part in tomorrow's episode.

Mew Two: We were also able to get a couple of their childhood friends.

Thunder and Mew: WHO!?

Mew Two: You'll find out when we let you see the episode.

Thunder and Mew: Man!

Mystic: Don't worry. You'll know soon enough.

Mew: That sounds dangerous...

Thunder: Yeah... Oh well... That's it for today's episode of The Pikachu and Mew Show.

Mew: Tune in tomorrow to see what our guests, friends, co-workers, and family members really think of us and the show. I don't know about this... Bye...

Thunder: Bye.

Mew Two and Mystic: Bye!

That's it for today's episode of TPAMS. Tune in tomorrow to see what a bunch of people think of Thunder and Mew. I think I like the sound of this... And don't forget to tell Kem about Kaiba.

Mew Two: Oh yeah! Thanks a lot narrator!

You're welcome. Good night everyone.