Mew Two: Hello and welcome to episode 42 of The Pikachu and Mew Show. Thunder and Mew aren't here today, so my sister, Mystic, and I can talk to friends, co-workers, guests, and family members of Thunder and Mew and find out what they really think of them and the show.

Mystic: Today we have Meowzie, Sparks, Whitefire, L.B., Lightning, Tracey, Van, Giovanni, Darien, Michelle, Davis, Madison, Goku, Chi Chi, Vegeta, Ash, Brock, Misty, Lary, Blossom, Brick, and Kaiba here to talk to us.

Mew Two: And I was also able to find Shadow the Mew and Princess the Pikachu who are old friends of Mew and Thunder.

Mystic: Is this 'Princess' the same 'Princess' Thunder and Lightning were talking about yesterday?

Mew Two: Yeah. I don't think we should spend too much time asking her what she was thinking when she agreed to marry Shocker, though. I'm sure Thunder will give her a hard enough time on his own.

Mystic: When will he do that?

Mew Two: When we reunite the old friends at the end of the show.

Mystic: Neat! Shall we begin?

Mew Two: Okay. Today, Daisy will be acting as stage manager. Who do we get to talk to first, Daisy?

Daisy: First up is Meowzie.

(She floats onto the stage.)

Mystic: Hey, Z.

Meowzie: Hi Mystic. Hi Two. Thanks for calling me. I've got lots to say.

Mew Two: Lets get started, then. First topic: Thunder.

Meowzie: Thunder is a sweetheart. I just love him! He's so adorable!

Mystic: I know! Second topic: Mew.

Meowzie: Where do I begin? Mew is conceited, arrogant, crabby, loud, mean, inconsiderate, evil, and borderline insane, but she's my sister and I gotta like her.

Mew Two: You mentioned tons of bad stuff. What do you LIKE about Mew?

Meowzie: Well, I like that no matter what I say to her and no matter how mean I am to her, I can always count on her to say something stupid for me to laugh at her for.

Mystic: That's kinda mean, Z.

Meowzie: Yeah, well...

Mew Two: Okay then. Third topic: TPAMS.

Meowzie: Well, I think the show is great. I think it's really awesome that Thunder and Mew were able to come together and make such a great show. Considering the fact that neither of them are very smart, the show turned out pretty good. But that's probably because they have Two and Lightning doing everything.

Mystic: Okay-

Meowzie: Can we talk about Lightning now?

Mystic: Do you want to?

Meowzie: Yes.

Mew Two: Okay then.

Meowzie: Lightning is my favorite TPAMS cast member and I love him and I think he should be the host because he's way cooler than Thunder and Mew. Even though Thunder is pretty cool.

Mystic: What is it with you and Thunder and Lightning?

Meowzie: I don't know! I just love them!

Mew Two: You're insane, Z.

Meowzie: I know.

Mystic: Well, if you don't have anything else to say, you can go.

Meowzie: Hmmmm... Let me think.... Okay. I believe I'm done. See you later!

Mew Two and Mystic: Bye.

(She teleports off the stage.)

Mew Two: Who's next, Daisy?

Daisy: Next up is Sparks.

(He walks onto the stage.)

Mew Two: Hello Sparks.

Mystic: Hi!

Sparks: HI! How are you?

Mew Two: Good. Thank you very much for asking. Now, tell us, what do you think of Thunder?

Sparks: Thunder is a good guy. I like him a lot. He's not very cool, but that's okay! He's still a great brother and an even better talk show host.

Mystic: What about Mew?

Sparks: I like Mew. She's funny. Her sassy-ness cracks me up.

Mew Two and Mystic: Sassy-ness?

Sparks: Yeah! My mom said Mew was sassy, and once I figured out what that meant, I realized she was right. Mew is sassy. It's funny!

(Mystic and Two look at him.)

Mystic: (to Mew Two) He makes Z look almost sane.

Mew Two: If that's possible.... Now tell us, what do you think of the show.

Sparks: Well, it's a really funny show and I like it a lot, so I think it's a good thing. I'm really happy that Thunder and Mew can do something that makes people happy. I know Thunder has wanted to do that for a long time, and now he finally has. That's good for him!

Mystic: It sure is! Do you want to add anything else, Sparks?

Sparks: Nope. I'm done. Thanks for talking to me instead of someone else from my family.

Mew Two: No problem. Have a nice day.

Sparks: You too! Bye!

(He walks off the stage.)

Mystic: Who's up now, Daisy?

Daisy: Next is... Whitefire.

(He walks onto the stage.)

Mew Two: Hello Whitefire.

Mystic: Hi!

Whitefire: Hi.

Mew Two: Are you ready to tell us what you think of Thunder, Mew, and the show?

Whitefire: Yes. He's okay. She's okay. It's okay.

Mystic: Ummmm..... Okay....

Whitefire: What I'm saying is, I like Thunder, Mew, and the show.

Mew Two: That's it?

Whitefire: Yeah. Do you want to know who I don't like?

Mystic: Who?

Whitefire: Giovanni. Why is he on so damn much? I don't believe people like him as much as you think they do.

Mew Two: That's not true. People call and write the show almost non stop telling us how much they like him. Every time we take a poll of who people like best, he tops it by far, and when we went on tour with some of our guests, the crowds tripled in size when people found out he was there. People love Giovanni. I have no idea why, they just do.

Whitefire: Well, I don't like him. I think the show would be even better if he never came on again.

Mystic: The show might get better, but the ratings sure wouldn't.

Mew Two: Indeed. Do you have anything to add, Whitefire?

Whitefire: Naw. I guess I don't have as much to say as I thought I did.

Mystic: That's okay. We still have lots of guests and not a lot of time before Thunder and Mew get here.

Whitefire: Okay. Bye, then.

Mystic and Mew Two: Bye.

(He walks off the stage.)

Daisy: Next we have Lightningbolts, or L.B. as she prefers to be called.

(She walks onto the stage.)

Mew Two: Hello.

Mystic: Hi!

L.B.: Hey! What's up?

Mew Two: Not much. What about you?

L.B.: I'm trying like crazy to talk some sense into my best friend, but it's not working.

Mystic: Shouldn't you be congratulating her?

L.B.: Are you kidding me!? I know my cousin better than she does, and I KNOW she's making a terrible mistake.

Mew Two: I thought you and Shocker were close.

L.B.: We are, but even I know he's a jerk. I'm also very close to Lightning, and the way Shocker treats him isn't very nice. It's enough to make me see the real Shocker. And he's not good enough for Princess. But that's not what we're here to talk about.

Mystic: Right. Tell us what you think about Thunder.

L.B.: Ah, my dear cousin Thunder. He's a good guy. He's kinda strange, though. It's so hard to believe he's Lightning's twin. They're so different. Lightning is so loud and Thunder is so quiet. I would have figured Lightning to be the talk show host, but Thunder HAS always been one to prove everyone else wrong. I dunno. He's cool. I'll just say that.

Mew Two: Okay. What about Mew?

L.B.: Mew rocks! She is totally awesome. I like how she takes charge and doesn't let anyone, male of female, push her around. Mew is great!

Mystic: What about the show?

L.B.: I think TPAMS is a great show, but Thunder and Mew are such a bizarre combination to host it. I think they may be better suited to some kind of reality show.

Mew Two: Anything else?

L.B.: Sure. Lets talk about Lightning.

Mystic: You too?

L.B.: He and I are very close. I just have to talk about him. And I want to talk about Van and Tracey, too. But Lightning first.

Mew Two: Okay. What about Lightning?

L.B.: Well, I think we should hear more from him. Lightning is on quite a bit, but he really should get more attention. He is really cool and has lots of fun stuff to add.

Mystic: Did you notice that you look almost exactly the same as he does? If you only had one earring and took off the bows, you could pass for him.

(We all have to look to see if we see the resemblance. L.B. is about the same size as Lightning. Both her ears are pierced twice. The top earring on each ear is a gold hoop like Lightning's, but the bottom earrings are yellow stones hanging on short chains. She also has 3 yellow bows: one on her tail and one above each ear.)

Mew Two: She does, a little.

Mystic: I like your earrings.

L.B.: The hoops or the stones?

Mystic: I was referring to the stones, but the hoops are nice too. What kinds of stones are those?

L.B.: They're actually 2 pieces of the thunder stone I was evolved with.

Mystic: Really?

L.B.: Yeah. We had this thunder stone we passed down through the family, but Thunder, my brother, broke it. My mom took these 2 pieces and made me some earrings. I always liked these.

Mystic: They're cool.

L.B.: Thanks!

Mew Two: Any way...

L.B.: Oh yeah! TPAMS needs more Lightning.

Mystic: Okay. What did you want to say about Van and Tracey?

L.B.: I wanted to say that those 2 are awesome and that I don't think Thunder and Mew give them enough credit. They work so hard, especially Van, to keep this show running smoothly and they need to be recognized for it. Great job guys!

Mew Two: That was very nice of you.

L.B.: I know.

Mystic: Is that all you have to say?

L.B.: Of course not. I could go on for hours about anything, but I think it's time someone else got a turn.

Mew Two: Okay. Bye then.

Mystic: Bye!

L.B.: Bye!

(She walks off the stage.)

Daisy: Next we have Lightning.

(He walks onto the stage.)

Lightning: That L.B....

Mew Two: How much did you pay her to say that?

Lightning: Nothing, I swear.

Mystic: We believe you, Lightning. Now, are you going to answer the questions?

Lightning: Do you want me to?

Mew Two: Why not?

Lightning: Okay then. Thunder is first, right?

Mystic: Any order is fine, but that's how we were doing it.

Lightning: Okay. Thunder.... You realize it's hard for me to say anything bad about my own brother.

Mew Two: I'm sure it is.

Lightning: Okay. Thunder is a good guy. He's a little pudgy, he eats my weight in candy every day along with snacks and meals, and he snores sometimes, but I wouldn't want him any other way. He kinda grows on you.

Mystic: What about Mew?

Lightning: Mew... What can I say about Mew? Mew is.... Mew. And that's fine with me.

Mew Two: Define 'Mew'.

Lightning: Mew is something else. I don't know how to describe her. She has her own style.. And it's pretty cool. That's why she's so great, even if she's kinda weird.

Mystic: I'll agree that she's something else and I'll agree that she's weird, but I wouldn't say she's cool.

Lightning: That's because you're her sister. You don't see her the same way her friends do.

Mystic: Okay...

Mew Two: What about the show, Lightning?

Lightning: TPAMS.... I like it. I think Mew and Thunder's totally different ways of seeing everything makes it really great and I hope they can keep it up.

Mystic: Anything else?

Lightning: Not really.

Mew Two: Okay then. Send out the next guest, Daisy.

Daisy: Okay. Next is Tracey.

(He walks onto the stage)

Mystic: If you're here, who is bleeping swear words?

Tracey: Van took a second out of his busy schedule to do it. There hasn't been any swearing yet any way.

Lightning: I can change that.

Mew Two: Lightning...

Lightning: Okay. Tell us about Thunder, Tracey.

Tracey: Okay. I like Thunder. He's a very nice guy and a very generous employer.

Mystic: Really?

Tracey: Sure. He lets me have vacation when ever I want it and he pays much better than any of my acting jobs ever did.

Mew Two: What about Mew?

Tracey: I like Mew, too. She's also very kind and considerate. Thunder and Mew are really great and I wouldn't want to work for anyone else. I don't know what I'd do if they decided to stop the show.

Lightning: Do you like the show, then?

Tracey: It's fun to watch and be a part of. I love TPAMS.

Mystic: Man. I was expecting you to complain about how mean and slave driver like Thunder and Mew are.

Tracey: They really aren't that bad. They don't give me any extra work. All I do is bleep swear words and answer the phone. Occasionally I make phone calls and do all the mail stuff with Kelly, but that's about it.

Mew Two: Okay then. Thank you Tracey.

Tracey: Any time.

(He walks off the stage.)

Mystic: Thunder and Mew SO paid him to be nice.

Lightning: No. They really aren't very hard on him. It's Van that has the impossible job.

Mew Two: Who is next, Daisy?

Daisy: Your next guest is Van.

(He walks onto the stage. He's wearing about 10 watches. Mew Two, Mystic, and Lightning give him a confused look.)

Lightning: Dude, are you afraid you'll forget what time it is?

Van: No. Mew is having me bake some stuff and I need the watches as timers. (pointing at the watches) This is the cake, this is the pie, this is the cookies, this is turkey, this is the bread, this is her clay sculptures, this is pizza for Thunder, this is the ice cream cake that had to set for 35 minutes, this is the apple cinnamon rolls, and this one is actually for Mew's favorite evening gown for Barbie. The cleaner has to set for 1 hour if you want it to work right.

Mystic: How do you remember all that?

Van: It's hard, but I manage to remember it all by remembering the order I set them.

Mew Two: What do they need all that food for?

Van: The studio doesn't have a cook and the guests expect a food table. Someone has to do it.

Lightning: Is that all Mew had you do?

Van: No way.

(He runs back stage. He returns a minute later with a 5 subject notebook.)

Van: Mew wants all this done by tomorrow. (Handing the notebook to Lightning) She gave it to me yesterday.

Mystic: Are you serious!?

Van: Yeah. I have 2 subjects worth of stuff done. I should have it done by show time tomorrow. Then she'll give me another one.

Mew Two: How do you get all this done?

Van: By doing several things at once. Like, if Mew wants me to bake cookies, clean her dressing room, call some potential guests, and see to it that the current guests have everything they need, I have to find a way to do all that, or at east most of it, at once.

Lightning: You are really talented.

Van: Yeah, I am.

Mystic: How do you like Thunder and Mew?

Van: They're really great. I like them a lot. Thunder is my hero for hiring me some help, and Mew is really cool, even if she's a tough boss to work for.

Mystic: How can you like Mew after what she puts you through!? She gives you 500 pages of mindless chores to finish in 3 days and you like her!?

Van: She's not all bad. She pays really well, I have excellent job security because of her, and she's a really nice boss. She's not nearly as bad as she may seem to you.

Lightning: You are one patient guy. Crazy, but patient.

Mew Two: How do you feel about the show?

Van: I like it. When I sit and watch an episode, especially one I take part in, it makes me feel nice to know I helped out.

Mystic: Wow. You really are a head case. I can't believe how patient you are. You're weird.

Van: It happens.

Mystic: Is there anything you don't like about your job?

Van: Well, some days, I don't like the long hours, and some of the things Mew asks me to do seem really dumb sometimes, but it's nothing so bad that it'd make me quit.

Mew Two: I was wondering... How much does Mew pay you that make you so tolerant with her?

Lightning: Oh man! Two, he makes more than you do. I'm the one who approves everyone's salary, and Mew made his way up there. When Mew said he makes more than everyone but her and Thunder, she wasn't kidding.

Mew Two: He makes more than even me?

Lightning: Yeah. By a lot.

Mew Two: How much does he make?

Van: I think I'm at about $60 an hour.

Mew Two: No way!

Mystic: He deserves that much.

Mew Two: Yeah, but that's a lot of money. You work almost 14 hours a day!

Van: "At least 14 hours a day" is more accurate.

Mystic: So you make over a quarter of a million dollars a year?

Van: Yeah. I'm actually getting closer to half a million a year.

Mew Two: You make twice what I do-

Lightning: But he does 5 times more work than you.

Mew Two: That is true...

Mystic: What do you spend all that money on?

Van: Well, Not much. I save most of it. I just use what I need for food and stuff. The only fun things I have are my car and my Playstation 2.

Mystic: Wow. I had no idea you made that much money.

Mew Two: But you can't really enjoy it as much as you work.

Van: Thunder is talking to Mew about cutting my hours. He doesn't think I get enough sleep. He's right, but it doesn't really bother me.

Lightning: I think she's going to do it, too. We shouldn't pay you so much. I think if Mew cuts your hours, we'll be able to hire a cook. That way, you won't get stuck having less time to do more work.

Van: That'd be nice.

Lightning: I'll see what I can do.

Mew Two: can we talk about a raise for me? Death rays cost money, you know.

Lightning: Take that up with Thunder and Mew. That's their department. But we're doing a show here. Do you have anything to add, Van?

Van: Nope.

(2 of his watches go off.)

Van: Oh. I have to go. The cake is done and the turkey needs to be checked. I'll see you later.

Lightning, Mew Two, and Mystic: Bye.

(Van walks off the stage.)

Daisy: And I thought my pay of $20 an hour was pretty good. That's nothing compared to him.

Mystic: But you do nothing compared to him.

Daisy: I guess.

Lightning: Who's next?

Daisy: Next is Giovanni.

(He walks onto the stage.)

Lightning: Hi, Giovanni. What's up?

Giovanni: Nothing. What about you?

Lightning: Not a lot.

Giovanni: Did you find someone to take to that wedding?

Lightning: Not yet. But I wasn't really looking all that hard. I had to go get Thunder and Mew's friends without either of them knowing. That was hard.

Mystic: Princess and Shadow?

Lightning: Yeah. Thunder and Mew are really nosy.

Mew Two: You shouldn't have mentioned that you were going out in front of them.

Lightning: Now you tell me...

Mew Two: *sigh* Never mind then... So, what do you think of Thunder, Giovanni?

Giovanni: Well, I like Thunder. He is the nicest Pikachu I have ever met, but keep in mind I haven't met many Pikachus.

Mystic: What about Mew?

Giovanni: Mew has caused me so much trouble, but I guess she's okay.

Mew Two: Okay?

Giovanni: Yeah. I won't say I like her, but I won't say that I don't.

Lightning: You like Mew. You just don't want to admit it because she'd never let you hear then end of it.

Giovanni: Okay, you're right. Mew is a very nice Mew, but I would save a lot of money on aspirin if I didn't know her.

Lightning: We all would. Trust me. What do you think about TPAMS?

Giovanni: I like the show. It's fun to watch sometimes. I don't know why I'm on so much though.

Lightning: You ARE on a lot. How would you like to just become a cast member? At least then you'd get paid to be here.

Giovanni: No thank you. I think I prefer being a guest. I can answer questions just fine, but asking them is a completely different story.

Mystic: Did you get a new phone yet?

Giovanni: (laughing) Yeah. I decided that when I want to ignore my family, it's much cheaper to turn it off.

Lightning: Yeah. That's a much better plan than throwing it every time you don't want to talk to someone.

Mew Two: Indeed. Would you like to add anything else?

Giovanni: I don't think so.

Lightning: Okay. Gosh. Everyone is getting done so fast. We need to waste some time before we talk to the next person.

Mew Two: I'm 3 steps ahead of you, my friend. I have put hidden cameras in the waiting room. Lets take a look at what's going on there.

(The screen cuts to the waiting room. We see all the guests waiting for their turns. Nearest the camera, we see Darien and Michelle playing chess. Kaiba is watching.)

Darien: It's your turn, Michelle.

Michelle: I know, I'm thinking.

Kaiba: I see a way you can win in 3 moves.

Michelle: Really? I don't see it.

Darien: Don't even think about helping her, Kaiba. I only picked chess because I knew I'd win that.

Michelle: And how do you know I won't see the move he sees without his help?

Darien: Do you really want me to answer that?

Michelle: (Getting up) You know what-

Kaiba: Hey! Calm down. You really don't need to fight over this game.

Michelle: Then tell him to stop being a jerk!

Darien: Who's being a jerk? I just asked a question.

(Michelle picks up one of Darien's pieces she has and was about to throw it when Kaiba stops her.)

Kaiba: Maybe you should play a different game. One with smaller and less dangerous pieces.

Darien: Yeah. We wouldn't want Michelle to hurt herself (sarcasm).

Michelle: That's it! Get out of the way, Kaiba! I'm going to kill him!

(Blossom and Brick now hear the fighting and rush over.)

Blossom: What's going on here?

Kaiba: Darien was making fun of Michelle and now she wants to kill him.

Darien: I wasn't making fun of her. I was merely stating obvious facts.

Brick: Why do you always start stuff with her? You know how she gets when you do.

Darien: I wasn't starting anything. I think she just likes to pick fights with me.

Michelle: Don't flatter yourself. I have better things to do then wasting my time arguing with you!

Darien: Then why don't you sit down and take your turn?

Michelle: Fine!

(She sits down and moves her knight. Darien moves his queen across the board so it's right next to Michelle's king.)

Darien: Check mate.

Michelle: Grrrrr....

(Kaiba, Blossom, and Brick quickly grab anything she could throw at Darien.)

Darien: (Trying not to laugh) Would you like to play again?

Michelle: I hate you!

(She gets up and walks away. Blossom, Brick, and Kaiba drop the pieces their holding and look at each other. Darien just smiles and starts putting the chess set away.)

Darien: Well, that was fun.

Kaiba: Ummmm... Okay...

(We'll check on one more group... How about... Goku! Okay. Across the room, Goku, Chi Chi, and Vegeta are sitting at a table. Goku is eating... Like crazy... And Chi Chi and Vegeta are watching him.)

Vegeta: Slow down, Kakarot. The food isn't going to run away.

Goku: (chewing) What if it does?

Chi Chi: The food won't run away, dear. That turkey has been dead for a long time now.

Goku: (Shoving more in his mouth) I don't want to take any chances.

Vegeta: *sigh* You're an idiot, Kakarot.

Chi Chi: Be nice, Vegeta. You promised that you weren't going to cause any trouble.

Vegeta: When do I cause trouble?

Chi Chi: When you keep picking fights with Goku.

Vegeta: When did I pick a fight with Kakarot?

Chi Chi: When you called him an idiot!

Goku: Hey! Calm down. Chi Chi, you know as well as I do that 99% of the time, I'm an idiot. Don't get mad a Vegeta for pointing that out.

Chi Chi: But-

Goku: But nothing. Just forget about it. It doesn't bother me, so it shouldn't bother you.

Chi Chi: Fine.

Goku: That's better. Could you pass me the stuffing, please?

(Chi Chi hands him the bowl of stuffing. The screen cuts back to Mew Two, Lightning, and Mystic. Giovanni isn't there any more.)

Mew Two: That was interesting.

Mystic: I noticed that all our guests have major issues.

Lightning: Yeah, but don't tell them that.

Daisy: You guys! Be nice! Your next guest is Darien.

(He walks onto the stage.)

Darien: Hi.

Mew Two: Hello.

Lightning: What are you so happy about?

Darien: Michelle is pathetic. She makes me laugh.

Mew Two: Why must you always pick on her?

Darien: I'm not picking on her. She's just a bad loser.

Mew Two: If you say so...

Darien: Okay. So lets do this talking thing.

Mystic: Okay. How do you feel about Thunder?

Darien: I like Thunder. He's a nice guy.

Mew Two: What about Mew?

Darien: I don't know about her... She's nice and everything, but she's never happy unless she get her way things. It's kinda scary. You never know what she's going to make you do for her own amusement.

Lightning: You're right. I feel so sorry for the guests sometimes.

Mew Two: How do you like the show?

Darien: I like the show. I wouldn't want to host it, but it's fun to watch and be a guest on.

Mystic: What do you like best about the show?

Darien: I like all the different people you get to meet and talk to here. I've made lots of friends coming here.

Lightning: Yeah. Is there anything else you wanted to say?

Darien: Nope. I think that's about it.

Mew Two: Okay then. Thank you for coming.

Darien: Any time. Bye!

(He walks off the stage.)

Daisy: Next up is Michelle.

(She walks onto the stage and sits down. She doesn't look very happy.)

Lightning: Hey. What's the problem

Michelle: Well, I hate Darien and I wish he would die. Very soon.

Mew Two: You don't mean that.

Michelle: Yes I do. He's always a total jerk to me and I'm sick of him. I hope he chokes on something.

Mystic: That's not a very nice thing to say.

Michelle: He's not a very nice person, so it works perfectly.

Lightning: He's just giving you a hard time. He doesn't mean anything by it.

Michelle: What ever. Lets just talk about Mew and Thunder.

Mew Two: Okay. Thunder.

Michelle: Thunder is a sweetheart. He's always very sweet and nice, unlike some people.

Mystic: What about Mew?

Michelle: Mew is nice too. Her only problem is she likes to see people suffer... Not mean suffer... Just uncomfortable suffering-ness. You know what I mean.

Lightning: Yeah. What Darien said.

(She glares at him.)

Lightning: Forget I said anything... What about the show?

Michelle: I love the show! It's so much fun! The only thing that would make it better is if some people weren't around at the same time I am.

Lightning: Dude! I have to stop this. We'll be right back.

(He grabs Michelle and drags her across the stage. They talk for a minute. Then Michelle goes back stage and Lightning goes back to his chair.)

Mystic: What did you say to her?

Lightning: (smiling evilly) I told her that he only acted like that because he liked her and was to shy to ask her out. She, of course, didn't buy it, so I swore to her that he told me that he liked her himself. For some reason, she bought that and I told her that if she was finished, she could go backstage, and so she did.

Mew Two: You lied to her, Lightning.

Lightning: Maybe, but it made her behave.

Mystic: Darien will be mad at you...

Lightning: No he won't.

Mew Two: Okay... Who is next, Daisy?

Daisy: Your next guest is Davis.

(He walks onto the stage.)

Mew Two: Hello Davis.

Davis: Hi. What's up?

Lightning: The sky.

Mystic: Nothing, Davis.

Davis: Okay. So, we're here to talk about Thunder and Mew, right?

Mew Two: That's right.

Davis: Cool. I was planning for this. I decided that I like them both and that I think they're great. The only mean thing they ever did to me was introduce me to Madison, but I guess I can forgive them for that.

Mystic: Sad!

Davis: I guess Madison isn't that bad, but she has traumatized me for life.

Lightning: Davis...

Mew Two: Tell us what you think of the show, Davis.

Davis: I love TPAMS. It rocks! It's my favorite show! Don't change anything.

Mystic: Man! I want someone to hate something already!

Lightning: We haven't talked to Misty or Chi Chi yet. Don't worry. One of them will hate something.

Mystic: Okay. Do you have anything else to say, Davis?

Davis: Nope.

Mew Two: Okay. Bye, then.

Davis: Bye!

(He walks off the stage)

Daisy: Next up is Madison.

(She walks onto the stage.)

Madison: Hi everyone!

Lightning: And what are YOU so happy about?

Madison: I'm just happy to be here. That's all.

Mystic: Yeah right.

Mew Two: What terrible thing happened to poor Davis now?

Madison: If you think I'm happy like I was the day Kari was a jerk to Davis, I'll have you know nothing like that happened. I'm just happy today.

Lightning: Okay. Lets talk about Thunder and Mew, then.

Madison: Okay. I love Thunder and Mew. If it wasn't for them and the show, I never would have met Davis! I love Thunder and Mew and the show!

Mew Two: Okay... Is that it?

Madison: I think so. How are you guys today?

Mystic: Fine.

Mew Two: Fine, thanks.

Lightning: I'm okay.

Madison: Say, do you know what's wrong with Michelle?

Mew Two: What do you mean?

Madison: Well, before she came out here, she was fighting with Darien almost non stop, and now she's being really nice to him. It's so strange.

Mystic: Oh. Lightning told her that Darien said he liked her.

Madison: He said that?

Lightning: No.

Madison: Was it implied?

Lightning: No.

Madison: Then why did you tell her that?

Lightning: To make her stop fighting with him.

Madison: Well, it worked.

Lightning: Good. I'm glad.

Madison: But when she finds out it was a lie, she'll be mad...

Lightning: She can't stay mad at me.

Madison: Darien won't be happy either. Those 2 don't like each other at all.

Mystic: They must if Michelle could turn around and be so nice all of the sudden.

Lightning: Exactly. Just forget about it, Madison.

Madison: Okay...

Mew Two: I guess you can go now.

Madison: Okay. Bye!

(She walks off the stage.)

Daisy: Your next guests are Goku, Chi Chi, and Vegeta.

(They walk onto the stage.)

Mystic: Hi.

Goku: Hi Mew Two! Hi Lightning! Hi Mew! Wait. You're not Mew.... What's your name?

Mystic: My name is Mystic! It's nice to meet you!

Goku: I'm Goku! It's nice to meet you, too!

Mew Two: Well, you know why you're here, right?

Goku: Yep! I'll start. I like Thunder and Mew! They're great!

Vegeta: I like them, too. They're all right.

Chi Chi: They aren't here, right?

Mew Two: Yes. If you have something to say that they won't like, you can be long gone before they'll ever see it.

Chi Chi: Okay! I don't care for Thunder or Mew. They want to corrupt my children and destroy my marriage. And their show... It's horrible! They're so rude, mean, and inconsiderate to their guests and they encourage dating amongst kids that are far to young for it. If not for Goku, Gohan and Goten would never, ever watch it. I wouldn't allow it. You on the other hand, Mew Two, are a good guy and I like you a lot. If you hosted the show I know it would be much better.

Mew Two: Thank you. Goku, what do you think of the show?

Goku: I love it! I just don't understand why Chi Chi doesn't think it's funny. Thunder and Mew don't usually hurt any one intentionally and they make it clear to kids that their behavior isn't always good. I say there's nothing wrong with the show.

Vegeta: Yes. I agree with Kakarot.

Mystic: Okay. Anything else?

Goku: Nope.

Vegeta: No.

Chi Chi: I don't think so. Make sure Thunder and Mew see this. Maybe they learn something.

Mew Two: Okay. Bye now.

(They walk off the stage.)

Daisy: Next up is Ash, Misty, and Brock. But I promised my sisters that I'd ask you to take it easy on Misty.

Lightning: We'll try, but we aren't promising anything.

Daisy: Okay. At least I tried...

(They walk onto the stage.)

Mystic: Hi!

Brock: Hey! You're not Mew!

Mystic: My, you're an observant one (sarcasm).

Ash: Aren't you Mew's sister?

Mystic: That's right! My name's Mystic!

Misty: I hope you're nothing like that evil sister of yours.

Mystic: I'm not. Usually...

Mew Two: Okay. Tell us what you think of Thunder and Mew.

Ash: I like them a lot!

Brock: Right. They're great!

Misty: I hate them with a passion and I wish they'd both die terrible, terrible deaths.

Lightning: Okay... What about the show?

Ash: I love it!

Brock: Me too!

Misty: I hope it gets canceled.

Lightning: Anything else?

Ash: Nope.

Brock: Nothing.

Misty: I have something else to say! I just wanted to say that Thunder and Mew are the devil and that this show is terrible and you should all stop watching. I can't believe you people would sit and let these stupid jerks lower your already low intelligence-

Mew Two: I'm going to have to cut you off, Misty. You can insult Thunder and Mew all you want, but I can't let you insult our wonderful viewers.

Misty: Whatever.

Lightning: Bye.

Ash and Brock: Bye!

(They walk off the stage.)

Mystic: What a b****. No wonder Thunder and Mew hate her so much.

Lightning: Yeah.

Mew Two: Who do we have now, Daisy?

Daisy: Next up is Lary.

(He walks onto the stage.)

Lary: Hi guys.

Lightning: Hi.

Lary: How are you?

Mew Two: Great. Thanks for asking. How about we start this interview. Tell us how you feel about Thunder and Mew.

Lary: I like those 2 a lot. They're so nice and funny! And I still can't thank them enough for coming to help us the other day.

Mew Two: What about the show?

Lary: It's my favorite! I'm so glad you guys have me on so often. If I ever get a tv show I promise I'll have you on as much as I can.

Mystic: That's sweet. Thank you. Do you have anything else to add?

Lary: Nope.

Mew Two: Okay. Bye, then.

Lary: Bye!

(He walks off the stage.)

Daisy: Your next guests are Blossom and Brick.

(They fly onto the stage.)

Blossom and Brick: Hi!

Lightning: Hi.

Brick: What did you do to Michelle? She's scaring me.

Lightning: I told her that Darien told me he liked her, so she decided to be nice to him.

Brick: Well, it's creeping me out. I'm not used to her acting like this.

Mew Two: Don't worry. Soon enough she'll realize she was tricked and everything will go back to normal.

Brick: Okay.

Blossom: Can we talk about Thunder and Mew now?

Mystic: Sure.

Blossom: Okay. Thunder and Mew rock!

Brick: They sure do! It was thanks to them I got a new family.

Blossom: Right. People like to say that Thunder and Mew are bad, but they don't see all the nice things they did. Thunder and Mew are great and I'm glad I get to hang out with them as much as I do.

Brick: Word!

(Lightning high fives Brick)

Lightning: What about the show?

Blossom: TPAMS is great! I love it!

Brick: Same.

Mew Two: Okay. Is that all?

Blossom: Yep.

Brick: Uh-huh.

Mystic: Okay. Bye!

(They fly off the stage.)

Mew Two: Kaiba is it for the guests we have left before Thunder and Mew's friends, right?

Daisy: Yep.

Mew Two: Okay. Good thing we got the extra long time slot. We're already at the end of page 28.

Mystic: Well, lets talk to Kaiba then.

Mew Two: Did Kem ever get to talk to him?

Daisy: Yeah. She was here earlier. She left to go get Thunder and Mew. She should be back in about 10 minutes.

Mystic: We better hurry then.

(Kaiba walks onto the stage.)

Lightning: Hi.

Kaiba: Hello.

Mew Two: Are you ready to talk about Thunder and Mew?

Kaiba: Sure. I might not know them as well as some of the people that were here today, but I like them a lot. They looked after my brother during that whole kidnapping thing and they even came to help out. They can be kinda scary sometimes, Mew much more than Thunder, but I like them just the same.

Mystic: That's good. What about the show?

Kaiba: I like the show. I've always liked it and I think it's really fun to watch and even more fun to be on.

Mew Two: Is that all?

Kaiba: I think so.

Lightning: Okay. So, Mew Two, do we talk to Princess and Shadow before or after Thunder and Mew get here?

Mew Two: After. We aren't telling Thunder and Mew who they are. They have to guess.

Lightning: Okay. We'll just talk to Kaiba till they get here, then.

Kaiba: That's fine with me.

Lightning: Good. I don't know you that well. Mew was talking about you yesterday and I had no idea what she was talking about. So you have a brother?

Kaiba: Yeah. His name is Mokuba.

Lightning: That's right. I hear he's a dork.

Mystic: Lightning!

Lightning: What? I did hear that.

Kaiba: Yeah. He kinda is. But there's nothing wrong with that.

Lightning: That's right. Thunder is a dork and he's still rich and famous. What else did Mew say? Something about a computer house.

Kaiba: Yeah. She was talking to Mokuba about it and she and Thunder wanted to know why it hated him.

Lightning: The house hates him?

Kaiba: No. He just thinks it does.

Lightning: Dude, you're brother is nuts.

Mystic: Lightning!

Lightning: Mystic! You're as bad as your sister! Chill out! Kaiba isn't dumb. He knows that I don't mean anything unkind by what I say.

Kaiba: Yeah. He's all right.

Mystic: That just sounds so mean.

Mew Two: If someone calls Mew crazy you don't care.

Mystic: That's because she's Mew. She IS crazy and everyone knows it.

Lightning: I remember now! I saw a few episodes of Yu-Gi-Oh and I noticed that either the writers suck or your brother has a very limited vocabulary.

Kaiba: I think it's a little of both, actually. He needs to read more and play fewer video games.

Lightning: You'd think he'd read more as much as you read. The first couple times I saw you on the show you were reading.

Kaiba: I like reading. Mokuba is a completely different story, though. He hates books. If you even talk about reading he runs away.

Lightning: And I supposed in a house like yours he could hide for weeks without you finding him.

Kaiba: Yeah. That sounds about right.

Lightning: Did your adoptive dad ever make him read or anything like that?

Kaiba: No. I think that's the problem. He spoiled him so much. It's going to be impossible to set him right now.

Lightning: Give me 10 minutes with him and I'll get him reading.

Mew Two: I don't think he wants you to hurt him.

Lightning: If he cooperates, no one gets hurt.

Kaiba: Thanks for the offer, but I think I'll pass. I was thinking that maybe I should send him to a year round school. That way he'd have homework all year and wouldn't have nearly as much time for video games.

Lightning: That works too. Which ever is easier for you.

Daisy: Sorry to interrupt, but Thunder and Mew are here.

Lightning: Great! well, Kaiba, it was fun talking to you. Lets talk again some time.

Kaiba: Okay. Bye.

(He walks off the stage. Thunder and Mew walk onto the stage.)

Thunder: Hey guys. Have people been bashing us to hell?

Mystic: No. I didn't realize how much your guests like you.

Mew: Did you talk to our friends yet?

Mew Two: Nope. We decided to make a game of that.

Thunder: What kind of game?

Mew Two: You're going to sit where you can't see them and we're going to talk to them. Based on what you hear, you're going to guess who it is.

Mew: That sounds fun!

Lightning: Lets do this thing, then.

Mystic: Okay. Daisy, could you bring out the blindfolds?

(Daisy brings out the blindfolds. Mystic ties them onto Thunder and Mew.)

Mew Two: Okay. (Holding up 1 finger- errrr- whatever it is) How many segments of my paw am I holding up?

Mew: 2!

Thunder: 4!

Mew Two: I only have 3, Thunder.

Thunder: Okay. 3!

Mew Two: No and no. That means you can't see. Daisy, would you send out Thunder's friend first?

Daisy: Okay.

(Princess walks onto the stage.)

Mew Two: Okay. Remember not to use Thunder's friend's name.

Everyone but Thunder and Mew: Okay.

Lightning: Tell us what you think of Thunder.

Princess: I love Thunder! He's such a sweetheart!

Lightning: Why does everyone say that?

Mew Two: That's a good question.

Princess: He is! And you're a sweetheart, too, Lightning.

Lightning: Thank you very much.

Princess: You're welcome! Any way, Thunder always worries about everyone else first and never puts what he wants before what someone else wants. That's one of the reasons he's always been one of my best friends.

Thunder: I know who you are!

Mew Two: Who is it?

Thunder: That's Princess! I know Princess when I hear her, and that's Princess.

Mystic: You are correct, sir! You may take off your blindfold now.

(He takes off his blindfold. Princess walks over and gives him a hug.)

Thunder: Hi Princess! What's up?

Princess: Nothing really. What about you?

Thunder: Not much here either. Now, can you tell me what kind of drugs you're on? My brother is not a nice guy.

Princess: Thunder! I don't want to talk about it now.

Thunder: Fine.

Lightning: If you're such good friends, why haven't you seen each other in 5 years?

Princess: It looks to me like Thunder is a pretty busy Pikachu.

Thunder: Yeah.

Mew Two: Well, now you can start talking more again. Before we go to Mew's friend, lets ask Princess how she feels about TPAMS.

Princess: I love it! I watch every day. I'm so happy you invited me here today. Thank you.

Mystic: It was nothing. Okay, Now to Mew's friend. Send Mew's friend out, Daisy.

(Shadow floats onto the stage.)

Mew: Yes! Is it Kaiba?

Mew Two: No. We spoke to him earlier. Okay, Mew's friend, tell us what you really think about Mew.

Shadow: Mew is a major dork, but I like her any way-

Mew: Shadow!

Shadow: Mew!

(Mew takes off her blindfold and gives Shadow a hug)

Mew: How are you!? Where do you live now!? What have you been up to!?

Shadow: Great! Legendary Land: Imperial City. Nothing much. You?

Mew: Fantastic! Viridian City/Legendary Land: Imperial City Suburbs: Mew Sector. Hosting TPAMS.

Shadow: Cool!

Mew Two: Wow. It's getting late. Tell us what you think of the show, Shadow?

Shadow: I love it! I watch as much as I can, but since I got my job, I can't watch much.

Mew: What do you do?

Shadow: I'm advisor to the Emperor.

Mew: Cool!

Mew Two: Well, I think we should end the show now. We're already at page 34.

Mew: Oh my! You're right.

Thunder: What's up for tomorrow?

Mew Two: I'm not sure yet. Mystic and I focused all our energy on today. We'll see what we can come up with.

Mew: Okay.

Thunder: Lets be different today! Princess and Shadow, why don't you end the show?

Princess: Okay! That's it for today's episode of The Pikachu and Mew Show!

Shadow: Tune in tomorrow to see another great episode.

Thunder and Mew: Bye!

That's it for today's episode of TPAMS. We don't know what tomorrow's episode will be about, but you should tune in to see it. I'm sure it will be great!