Mew: Hello and welcome to episode 43 of The Pikachu and Mew Show! In case you haven't noticed, my wonderful co-host Thunder was unable to be here tonight. There was some sort of family emergency and he and Lightning had to go home. My co-host for today will be Kaiba! Say "hi," Kaiba!

Kaiba: Hello.

Mew: Back to the show, then. Just like always, we have a really great episode planned for today. We got lots of way cool guests.

Kaiba: Should I read the paper now?

Mew: Yes, dear.

Kaiba: Okay. (reading) "Some of those guests are George, Argo, and Domon from G Gundam, Inuyasha and Miroku from Inuyasha, Giovanni, Darien and Michelle, and Kuja."

Mew: Very good, Kaiba.

Kaiba: Thanks.

Mew: And just like always, if anyone fun stops in, we'll talk to them too! Well, shall we begin?

Kaiba: Okay.

Mew: Okay. Lets talk to Inuyasha first.

Mew Two: Inuyasha it is.

(Inuyasha walks onto the stage.)

Mew: Hi!

Kaiba: Hello.

Inuyasha: Hi.

Mew: How are you today?

Inuyasha: I'm fine, thank you.

Mew: You're a half demon?

Inuyasha: That's right.

Mew: And you want the jewel thing to be fully demon?

Inuyasha: I don't know any more. I did at first, then I wanted to be fully human, and now I don't know what I want.

Mew: Sad! Have you really thought about what you wanted recently?

Inuyasha: No. Not really. I don't have much time for that.

Kaiba: Why not?

Inuyasha: I have to keep the jewel away from evil demons.

Mew Two: Some people have more to do than siting around counting their money, Kaiba.

Kaiba: Ha ha ha. You're really funny, Mew Two.

Inuyasha: Who is this guy, Mew?

Mew: This is Kaiba: He's from the show Yu-Gi-Oh.

Kaiba: Do you know him from somewhere, Mew?

Mew: Yep! Me and Inuyasha are both in Mew Two's book club.

Inuyasha: Did you finish this month's book yet?

Mew: Yeah!

Inuyasha: Wasn't that a great ending!?

Mew: It was! I was so glad this book had a happy ending.

Mew Two: I decided it was about time we read a book that wasn't sad and depressing.

Kaiba: You have a book club?

Mew Two: Sure! I didn't want Oprah to have all the fun.

Mew: You like books, Kaiba! You should join. You could make Mokuba join, too, and then you'd get to hang out more!

Kaiba: I would, but I really don't have the time. I think I'll send Mokuba over, though.

Mew: Sure! That'd be fun! Any way, ask Inuyasha a question, Kaiba.

Kaiba: Okay. What do you do when you aren't looking for pieces of the jewel thing or reading books with your book club?

Mew: Good question!

Inuyasha: Well, I own a jewelry store downtown. I spend a lot of time working there.

Mew: Cool! What's it called?

Inuyasha: It's called "The Sacred Jewel."

Mew: Oooh... What kinds of jewelry do you have there?

Inuyasha: What ever you want, we have it. And if we don't have it, we can get it, just for you.

Mew: That sounds great! So when Darien and Michelle finally decide to get married (which they will real soon I just know it!), Darien can go there to get a really pretty ring for Michelle?

Inuyasha: Yep.

Mew: Cool! What else do we want to ask Inuyasha, Kaiba?

Kaiba: I have no more questions.

Mew: Okay. I'll see you later then, Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: Okay. Bye!

(He walks off the stage.)

Mew: Next I want to talk to...

Mew Two: Before you decide, let me remind you that you're going to talk to George, Domon, and Argo at the bay so you can see their gundams, too.

Mew: Oh yeah! That's right! Thank you for reminding me! I'll talk to Miroku.

(He walks onto the stage.)

Mew: Hi!

Miroku: Hello.

Mew: So, what's the deal with that hole in your hand?

Miroku: It was a curse that was placed on my grandfather and passed down through the generations.

Kaiba: Who put the curse on him?

Miroku: An evil demon.

Mew: Not a good demon?

Kaiba: If it were a good demon, why would he curse people?

Mew: Shut up, Kaiba.

Kaiba: I just asked a question.

Mew: Ask him, not me.

Kaiba: Fine. Why does that cloth cover the hole if it is capable of sucking in everything?

Miroku: It isn't the cloth the seals the hole; it is the magic prayer beads that seal it.

Mew: So if you took those beads off, you could suck up my entire audience?

Miroku: Yes.

Mew: Cool!

Kaiba: I don't think your audience thinks so.

(The audience is staring at Mew. Half of them look angry and the other half looks scared)

Mew: I was just kidding, guys.

(You hear a sigh or relief from the audience.)

Mew: So, why are you hanging out with Inuyasha and his friends?

Miroku: We're looking for the same demon and more pieces of the jewel.

Mew: Cool. What do you do when you aren't looking for the guy that messed up your hand?

Miroku: Well, I'm actually a monk, so I do all that monk stuff.

Kaiba: You're a monk!? I've seen your show before and you do not act like a monk.

Miroku: Just because I don't act like every other monk in the universe doesn't mean I'm not a monk.

Kaiba: No monk I've ever met behaves like you do.

Mew: And how many monks have you met?

Kaiba: Ummmm.... 3. But that's not the point-

Mew: You leave Miroku alone! If he wants to chase girls around, then you let him.

Miroku: Thank you, Mew.

Mew: Don't mention it. Do we have any more questions for Miroku?

Kaiba: No.

Mew: Okay. Bye Miroku!

Miroku: Bye Mew.

(He walks off the stage.)

Mew: Hmmm.... Now lets talk to Darien and Michelle!

Kaiba: Do we have to? All they ever do is argue.

Mew Two: Isn't that what you and Mew are doing?

Kaiba: Yeah, but that's different.

Mew: It is not. Send them out, Two!

(Michelle and Darien walk onto the stage. Michelle sits by Kaiba, and Darien sits over by Mew. They are clearly sitting as far apart as they can.)

Mew: What happened?

Darien: What do you mean by that?

Mew: When you two sit all far apart like that it means that you're fighting about something.

Michelle: We're not fighting about anything.

Darien: She's right. There's no argument because we both know she's wrong.

Michelle: I am not!

Mew: Stop! Michelle, didn't you and Lightning talk about why there's no sense in fighting with him.

Michelle: Yes, but Lightning lied and I'm mad at him, too.

Darien: You have no reason to be mad at him. I, on the other hand, have all the right in the world to want to destroy him, which I do.

Michelle: See! It's always about you! I can't stand the fact that you never think about anyone but yourself!

Darien: I don't know what you've been smoking, but I know I can safely say that nothing is ever about me. You are a hundred times more conceited than I am or ever will be.

Michelle: You are such a liar! Name one time you put someone else before yourself. Just one!

Darien: Only one, because I can name at least a thousand.

Mew: She said one.

Darien: Fine. When I adopted Blossom. Wouldn't you consider that to be me putting someone else before myself?

Michelle: That doesn't count.

Darien: Why not?

Michelle: Because she asked you to.

Darien: She asked me to represent her in her case. I asked her if she wanted to be adopted.

Michelle: The point is she came to you first!

Darien: Why can't you accept it when you're wrong? I just don't understand why you think you need to be right all the time!

Kaiba: (To Mew) I don't remember them fighting this much before.

Mew: (to Kaiba) Me either. Something must be really wrong. I know! I'll talk to Michelle while you interview Darien.

Kaiba: (to Mew) I don't want to get involved-

Mew: (To Kaiba) Change the subject if you want. I just need you to do the show till I get back.

Kaiba: Fine.

Mew: Okay! Michelle!

Michelle: What is it!?

Mew: Would you come with me, please.

Michelle: Fine. Anything to get away from this jerk.

(Darien rolls his eyes. Mew leads Michelle of the stage. Kaiba and Darien sit in silence for a minute.)

Kaiba: So.... Ummmmm.... How are you?

Darien: I was fine until I ran into her.

Kaiba: Why can't you get along with her?

Darien: I've tried. It's just not possible. No matter what I say I'm always a "self-centered jerk."

Kaiba: Why do you always fight back? Maybe insulting you is her way of saying she thinks you're a nice person.

Darien: No. I don't think it is. I think she is insane and hates me for no real reason.

(Over with Mew....)

Mew: Okay. What's the matter, Michelle?

Michelle: Darien is a jerk and I hate him.

Mew: I thought Lightning had resolved this.

Michelle: Lightning made everything worse. He always does.

Mew: If you "hate" Darien so much, why do you hang out with him all the time?

Michelle: I don't hang out with him by choice. I only hang out with him because we have lots of the same friends.

Mew: If you know he's going to be there, you don't have to go.

Michelle: Why should I deprive myself of a social life because of Darien?

Mew: Ummmmm..... I dunno.... I was just trying to support my theory that you don't hate him.

Michelle: Well you can't because I do hate him.

Mew: You do not.

Michelle: I do to!

(Back on stage...)

Kaiba: Have you ever tried being nice to her?

Darien: How do you expect me to be nice to someone who is insulting me 98 percent of the time?

Kaiba: She insults you because she likes you.

Darien: No. That's not it. You don't know her as well as I do. She insults me because she hates me.

Kaiba: I'm sure she doesn't hate you-

Darien: Fine. She "strongly dislikes" me.

Kaiba: That's not true. If she hated or "strongly disliked" you, why would she be able to be nice when she thought you liked her.

Darien: Because she's crazy.

Kaiba: That's really bad reasoning.

Darien: It is not! That girl is insane!

(Back with Mew....)

Mew: Michelle, how much do I have to pay you to get you to admit you like him so I can continue my talk show?

Michelle: I don't want to be his friend and I most certainly wouldn't want to have any sort of romantic relationship with him. I DON'T LIKE HIM!!!! So get that ridiculous idea out of your head right now and you can go finish your show.

Mew: You know as well as I do that you like him as in "like" him. I promise that you'll both feel much better when you admit that.

Michelle: You are so wrong, Mew!

Mew: I am not! I don't understand why you 2 refuse to admit that you like each other!

Michelle: What make you think we like each other?

Mew: Lots of things.

Michelle: Like what?

Mew: Ummmmm.....

(Back on stage...)

Kaiba: If you ask me, you're both acting like third graders.

Darien: She may be, but I'm not. I wanted to drop this a long time ago, but she just won't forget about it. I don't know why it's my fault Lightning lied to her.

Kaiba: *sigh* This is dumb.

Darien: I agree. Can we please talk about something else?

Kaiba: Fine. Ummmm.... What sort of thing does Mew ask you when she interviews you?

Darien: She usually just asks questions about the topic we agreed we wouldn't discuss any further.

Kaiba: Okay....

Mew: (floating onto the stage) *yelling* YOU LIKE EACH OTHER AND I CAN PROVE IT!!! Darien, you're coming with me.

Darien: I don't think I want to.

Mew: I don't remember asking.

Kaiba: Where are you going now?

Mew: To prove myself right. I think you can handle finishing the show for me.

Kaiba: WHAT!? Mew!

Mew: (leading Darien off the stage) Don't worry. I'll send you a co-host right away.

Kaiba: Aww man...

(He sits alone on stage in silence. After a minute or so, Kuja walks onto the stage and sits down.)

Kaiba: YOU'RE my co-host?

Kuja: I guess.... Mew told me that I need to help you while she settles Darien and Michelle's problem once and for all.

Kaiba: Great. I can't believe this is happening.

Kuja: Don't be so negative! This will be great fun! Mew Two, who is the next guest?

Mew Two: It's time for you to interview Giovanni.

Kaiba: I don't want-

Kuja: I don't think this is about what you want, Kaiba.

Mew Two: You're right, Kuja. This isn't about what he wants. Now hush up and do this interview!

Kaiba: Fine.

(Giovanni walks onto the stage.)

Giovanni: What are you 2 doing here?

Kuja: Mew asked us to finish the show for her.

Giovanni: Why can't she finish herself?

Kaiba: She'd rather harass Darien and Michelle.

Giovanni: I could see her wanting that.

(Thunder runs onto the stage.)

Thunder: What is going on here!? Mystic called me and told me that Mew is ruining everything!

Kaiba: Thunder! I am so happy to see you! Mew is terrorizing Michelle and Darien and she's forcing me to host your show with Kuja!

Thunder: Oh dear....

Mew Two: Is everything okay with your family?

Thunder: Yeah. It wasn't that serious. I was already on my way here to help Mew.

Kuja: Drat. I really wanted to help host.

Thunder: I still need help. You can stay.

Kaiba: Can I leave?

Thunder: Nope. Mew wanted you here, so you're going to have to stay.

Kaiba: That figures.

Thunder: Hush up! Now, lets talk to Giovanni.

Giovanni: You don't have to. I was having fun watching you struggle with the bizarre situation Mew left you all.

Mystic: I hate to interrupt, but something seems wrong here.

Thunder: What?

Mystic: I'm not trying to start anything, but I don't think Mew would like how masculine this show is.

Kaiba: Why are you making this even more complicated?

Mystic: I was just telling you that Mew is going to chew you all out later if you do the show this way.

Mew Two: And what do you propose we do about this?

Mystic: Let Blossom host, too.

Thunder: I don't know if letting an extreme feminist co-host a show where our only remaining guests are male and the 3 co-hosts are guys is a good idea.

Mystic: Come on! It will be fun!

Thunder: Fine. But if anyone dies, it's your fault.

Mystic: Cool! I'll go get her!

(She teleports away. She returns a moment later with Blossom the Charizard.)

Blossom: Hi everyone.

Thunder: Hi Blossom. Are you going to help us host the show?

Blossom: Okay! That sounds fun!

Thunder: Okay. Before we move to far, are we all set?

Mew Two: It looks like it.

Thunder: Good.

Kaiba: Aren't there too many hosts now?

Thunder: We've had 4 hosts before.

Mew Two: It was actually 3 hosts and a smart a**.

Thunder: Fine. Kaiba likes to talk back. He can make all the sarcastic commentary.

Kaiba: Okay. As long as I don't have to interview any one.

Thunder: Good. So, Giovanni, how are you today?

Giovanni: I'm fine. How are you?

Thunder: I'm fine, too. Have you done anything interesting lately?

Giovanni: Not really. My life isn't very interesting these days.

Blossom: How can the life of a mob boss be "not very interesting?"

Giovanni: I am not a mob boss. Team Rocket and the Mafia are 2 very different things.

Kuja: Do you know any mob bosses?

Giovanni: Sure. My uncle and cousin are with the Mafia. My uncle is boss now, but he's not too healthy. My cousin will be in charge soon enough.

Thunder: Anyone else?

Giovanni: I have a few other cousins with the Mafia, but none are bosses.

Blossom: Would you say you come from a major crime family?

Giovanni: Yeah. All my relatives hold fairly high positions in their particular crime syndicates.

Thunder: So there are probably lots of hit men-

(He covers his mouth with his paws and looks over to Blossom. She just looks at him.)

Thunder: Sorry. I meant, hit PEOPLE.

Blossom: That's okay, Thunder.

Thunder: Okay! Any way, there are probably lots of hit people after you or other members of your family?

Giovanni: I wouldn't be surprised if there were.

Kuja: How come you didn't become a leader in the Mafia?

Giovanni: Well, when my great grandfather moved here the Mafia was already very powerful here.

Thunder: Really?

Giovanni: Yeah. There had to have been at least 5 major crime families here. Any way, he started Team Rocket as an alternative to the Mafia so he could have an easier time doing business.

Blossom: Why was it easier through Team Rocket?

Giovanni: The police didn't see Team Rocket as a threat yet. They thought the Mafia was a much bigger problem.

Kuja: So they completely ignored you?

Giovanni: Yeah. They're starting to catch on now, though.

Blossom: Have you ever gotten caught before?

Giovanni: No. Not yet.

Kaiba: *sigh*

Thunder: What are you sighing at?

Kaiba: How could the police not catch him when he comes on TV and talks about his life of crime? What kind of police do you have here?

Giovanni: Even if they did come for me, they would never find enough evidence to convict me of any crime. I don't like to leave a trail. You also can't forget the influence wealthy people such as myself have on politics.

Kuja: You're far too confident. I'd bet that you mess up and get caught soon with THAT attitude.

Giovanni: Even if they did catch me, I have friends in high places that can get me out of it in no time at all. The police can't touch me. I'm really not that worried.

Kuja: Okay, but when you get arrested-

Giovanni: Don't worry. That's not going to happen.

Kaiba: Based on how the police department has handled this situation thus far, I'd say he's probably right.

Thunder: What exactly is the difference between Team Rocket and the Mafia?

Giovanni: The Mafia is more into controlling stuff like businesses, cities, and countries, while Team Rocket is more for making money.

Blossom: So your goal isn't to control the government or anything like that?

Giovanni: Not really. I just want to make money.

Thunder: But you already have lots of money.

Giovanni: It wouldn't hurt to have more.

Kuja: Isn't making money giving you control of things any way?

Giovanni: Yeah. You could say that.

Blossom: Then Team Rocket is the same thing as the Mafia.

Giovanni: It is not. I'll have you know that you would never find members of Team Rocket in a gun fight or killing off leaders of other criminal organizations.

Thunder: So Team Rocket is like a peaceful Mafia group thingy?

Giovanni: Sure.

Thunder: Okay! Hmmmmm.... What else do I want to ask you about the Mafia?

Blossom: I know! If any one died, would you become a mob boss?

Giovanni: Why are you so interested in the Mafia and my connection to any part of it?

Thunder: The Mafia is really very interesting.

Blossom: It is!

Giovanni: *sigh* Okay..... To answer your question, if my aunt, uncle, and 5 of my cousins died, I would be in charge of a large group where they live.

Thunder: Cool! That means I almost know a mob boss!

Giovanni: What's so cool about that?

Thunder: Everything! Now no one will mess with me!

Giovanni: Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I don't think it is very likely that all 7 of those people will die any time soon.

Thunder: Awwww.... Okay.... Do we have any other questions for Giovanni?

Blossom: Not me.

Kuja: I don't have any.

Thunder: Okay. Do you want to come look at the Gundams with us, Vanni? It's gonna be really cool!

Giovanni: Not really. I don't think those Gundam things are very interesting.

Mew Two: Thunder, there's someone here that wants to speak with you.

Thunder: Okay. Wait here for a second.

(He walks back stage. The others sit in their chairs looking around. Giovanni takes out his phone and pushes some buttons. Thunder comes back.)

Thunder: (talking to the person backstage) You're going to have to ask him. I'm not your father.

Giovanni: (looking at the phone) No, Andrea. Any other questions?

Andrea: (walking onto the stage) But I didn't even ask yet!

Giovanni: (looking up) Fine. Ask your question.

Andrea: Can I go look at the Gundams? I like Gundams.

Giovanni: Since when?

Andrea: Since Kaiba is going!

(Kaiba shakes his head and pretends she didn't say anything.)

Giovanni: Now you know why I said no.

Andrea: But daddy! I could learn a lot about- Ummmmmm..... Stuff!

Giovanni: You'd learn "a lot" about "stuff" if you read a book at home.

Andrea: But books are boring! I learn better when I get to see the thing I'm learning about.

Giovanni: Get a picture book, then.

Andrea: Dad! You KNOW that's not the same.

Blossom: Giovanni, why don't you just let her go. You can go home and I'll keep an eye on her.

Giovanni: Somehow I doubt you could keep her out of trouble.

Andrea: I'll be good! I promise! I even promise that I'll learn lots about Gundams and that stuff!

Thunder: We have to go...

Giovanni: Well, if you're really that interested in learning, you can go. But I'm going to make sure you're actually "learning".

Andrea: (pouting) Fine.

Thunder: Good! Lets go!

(Mew Two teleports them to the bay. The first thing you see out in the water near the edge is 3 massive Gundams standing next to each other in a row. On the right is Gundam Rose, in the center is Burning Gundam, and on the left is Bolt Gundam. Mew Two looks around for the pilots of the machines. He finally spots them sitting on some rocks near a cliff. The group walks over to them.)

Thunder: Hi guys!

George, Argo, and Domon: Hello.

George: You're Thunder, correct.

Thunder: That's right.

Argo: What happened to the cat we met yesterday. I believe her name was Mew.

Thunder: Yes, well, Mew is off somewhere causing trouble. You're going to have to settle for me and my friends here.

Domon: And who are they?

Thunder: Well, the big cat is Mew Two. The orange lizard is Blossom. She is a Charizard NOT a dragon.

Blossom: Thank you, Thunder.

Thunder: Don't mention it. The crabby looking guy is Giovanni. The guy in the skirt is Kuja. The girl is Andrea, and the guy on the phone is Kaiba. Hey! Who told you it was okay to talk on the phone!?

Kaiba: (into the phone) Just a second, Mokuba. (to Thunder) No one, but this call is kind of important, so I'm going to have to take it.

Thunder: Gosh! You sure have some nerve, Kaiba! I bet that's why you and Mew get along so well!

(Kaiba rolls his eyes and shakes his head. Thunder glares at him.)

Mew Two: The gundams....

Thunder: Oh yeah! Who do we want to talk to first? Andrea, why don't you pick.

Andrea: Okay. I want to learn about.... The one on the right. It has the sword and that funny hat the french guy that conquered stuff wore.

Giovanni: Napoleon?

Andrea: Sure, dad.

Giovanni: *sigh*

Thunder: That's okay, Vanni. Calm down. George, I believe she's talking about your gundam.

George: Yes. That would be Gundam Rose.

Andrea: Neat! What do you do with it?

Giovanni: *muttering* Summer school sounds like a great idea right now....

Thunder: Vanni! That was a very good question, Andrea.

George: Well, Gundam Rose is used to represent Neo France in the Gundam Fight.

Andrea: What's that?

Giovanni: Maybe it's public school.... They are terribly inferior when compared to private schools...

Thunder: Vanni! At least she's trying to learn!

George: Well, Miss Andrea, the Gundam Fight is the tournament used to decide which country gets to rule Earth and all of space.

Andrea: Okay. Have you ever won before?

George: I haven't myself.

Andrea: Too bad.... So, you're from France?

George: Yes.

Andrea: Cool! I've never met a french person before! Do you speak french?

George: I do.

Andrea: Awesome!

Mew Two: Why doesn't someone else ask some questions now?

Blossom: I've got one! Do you like being a gundam fighter?

George: Yes. I feel very honored to be able to fight for my country in the Gundam Fight.

Kuja: May I ask why your gundam has a Napoleon hat on?

George: Because when people think of France, they often think of Napoleon. The hat seemed like something that would help people identify the gundam as the representative of France.

Thunder: Fun! What else do we want to ask you? I've got it! How does it work?

George: When you operate the gundam, you war a suit with sensors that makes the gundam do what ever you do.

Andrea: Great! So it's like you're fighting with out the gundam even though you're in the gundam?

George: I guess...

Andrea: Fun! See, daddy! I'm learning all kinds of fun stuff!

Giovanni: Me too. I just learned that you need to go to private school. And I think I'll have to get you a tutor as well. That should help you out.

Andrea: That's SO not cool, dad!

Thunder: Any way, we'll come back to you George. Lets talk to Domon now. You have Burning Gundam with you today, right?

Domon: That's right.

Thunder: And you're from Neo Japan?

Domon: Yes.

Andrea: I have another question! Why do the countries all have "Neo" in front of the name?

Mew Two: That means it's the space colony, not the actual country on Earth.

Andrea: You're from the space colonies!? Cool! I have a friend that used to live there! I forget which one she actually lived on now...

Thunder: Ummmm.... Okay.... Any way, what's the deal with that Master Asia guy? Isn't it kind of conceited to call yourself the "undefeated of the east"?

Domon: He can call himself because no one has defeated him. Not yet any way.

Blossom: Are you going to beat him?

Domon: That's the plan.

Thunder: Okay. But why is he evil? I don't get it.

Domon: He's evil because he is working with my evil brother who wants to use the Dark Gundam to take over the world.

Thunder: Okay... Now I know Kem wanted me to ask something. Hmmmmmm.... What was it? Oh! I forgot! She'll be really mad! I better try to remember. I'll just think for a minute and come back to you. Now we'll talk to Argo. You have the Bolt Gundam of Neo Russia.

Argo: That's correct.

Thunder: And you're a prisoner?

Argo: Yes.

Andrea: Sad! What did you do?

Argo: I was a space pirate.

Andrea: Why couldn't you just get a legal job to make money? Then you wouldn't be in jail.

Argo: I suppose. But the idea of getting caught never seemed real to me until it happened.

Kuja: Who does that sound like?

Giovanni: Silence! You KNOW I'm not going to get caught. You're just jealous that you always get caught.

Kuja: I'll have you know I've only been caught and punished for my crimes once.

Giovanni: That's one more time than I have.

Kuja: Shut up.

Thunder: That's enough!

Blossom: (Looking around) Do you hear that?

Thunder: Their arguing? Yeah. It's really annoying me.

Blossom: (Looking around and listening) No. I hear something off in the distance. To the west!

Thunder: (raising his Pikachu ears up to hear better) No- Wait!

(He closes his eyes and wiggles his ears.)

Thunder: You're right! Something big is coming!

Mew Two: I'm afraid my hearing is not as sharp as yours. Please explain what you hear.

Blossom: (Facing the west with her eyes closed) It sounds a lot like an engine of some kind.

Thunder: (standing next to Blossom with his eyes closed) Yeah! Wait! I know that sound!

Blossom: (opening her eyes) What is it!?

Thunder: (Opening his eyes) I think it's a gundam!

Kaiba: What makes you think that?

Thunder: Sure. NOW you want to be a part of the group.

Mew Two: Thunder!

Thunder: Sorry.... Do you remember when Shiro brought his gundam? This is what it sounded like from a distance.

Mew Two: Weren't you fighting with the mayor on the phone?

Thunder: I heard it when Karen flew it away.

Mew Two: I see. Well, did you invite any other gundam pilots?

Thunder: No. Mew only wanted these 3 today.

Blossom: Then who could it be?

Mew Two: That's a good question.

Blossom: I can fly fast. I'll go check it out!

(She takes off into the air and flies into the west. The others watch until they can't see her any more.)

George: Oh dear. I wonder if it is a friendly gundam.

Domon: If it's not, we could always take care of it.

Argo: Yes. The 3 of us would most certainly be more than enough to overpower it.

Mew Two: Perhaps Thunder was mistaken-

Thunder: But it sounds just like a gundam.... What else could it be?

Andrea: Could it be a plane?

Thunder: No. That's much to loud to be a plane.

Mew Two: Maybe it's a space shuttle. They have one of those at the Viridian International Airport now, you know.

Thunder: No. It's not that either! Can't you hear it yet?

Mew Two: No! I already told you! My hearing abilities were severely reduced to accommodate my above average psychic powers. You can't have everything, you know. I hear no better than a human now.

Thunder: Man! Where's Mew when you need her.

(Mew appears in the air above Thunder. She falls on him.)

Mew: Ouch!

Thunder: Mew! What are you doing here!?

Mew: Darien and Michelle decided to join forces to defeat me. I had to get out of there! Good thing they're both locked in that room until I let them out. Bwahahahaha! Hey! It's George and Argo and Domon! Hi!

George: Ummm.... Hello.

Domon: That was very bizarre...

Argo: Yeah.

Mew: So, how is everything going?

Thunder: How is everything going!? Mew! You left us to fend for ourselves! And you left quite a mess!

Mew Two: We were actually doing quite well until Blossom heard something.

Andrea: Yeah. She said it was coming from the west.

Mew: (listening) Hmmmmm.... Wow... I wonder what that is...

Thunder: Doesn't it sound like a gundam!?

Mew: Could be.

Kuja: I wonder why we can't see it yet.

Mew Two: Hmmmmm.... I feel something coming now. It is big.

Thunder: Yeah. I wonder what Blossom sees now...

(Over with Blossom...)

Blossom: It is a gundam!

(We see a large gundam flying towards the bay. But which one is it?)

Blossom: I don't know much about gundams, narrator, but that looks awfully familiar. Where have I seen it before....

(It does look familiar. Hmmmmm.... Blossom lands and looks up at the gundam. It is a very big gundam. It's mostly black in color, but there is some dark gray, red, and yellow on it, too. It has 2 pyramid-like things coming off the head. That's when she notices another thing following it. It looks like a plane of some kind. )

Blossom: Okay! I watched G Gundam a few times. Lets remember names from that. We know it isn't Gundam Rose, Burning Gundam, or Bolt Gundam.... I don't think it's that American one. Or the Chinese one. Think Blossom! Where have we seen that gundam!

(The gundam and the plane behind it fly past her. She starts flying after it.)

Blossom: Dark Gundam! No! That couldn't fly as fast as this one is going! If it could fly at all... Gundam Maxter! No! That's the American one! Ummmmm.... Shoot! I wish I would have brought one of those gundam guys with me. They would know which one it is. I know! I'll just go back and ask!

(She flies off towards the bay as fast as she can. Back at the bay...)

Thunder: Okay. We think it might be a gundam. But who would want to bring their gundam here? Did you invite any other gundams, Mew?

Mew: No. Just these guys.

Domon: Maybe this person is after one of us.

Mew: I thought you were friends with everyone!

Domon: I said I can be friends with MOST people. Some people really bug me...

(They look up to see Blossom speeding at them. She makes a really hard landing in front of Mew Two and Mew.)

Mew: Hi Blossom!

Blossom: (breathing heavily) He- Hello, Mew... Gosh I'm tired!

Kuja: What did you see?

Blossom: (Still breathing heavily) I- I saw- I saw a gundam.

Thunder: I was right! Which one was it!?

Blossom: (breathing heavily) I'm- really- not- sure... *sigh* Okay... I think I'm okay... Like I said, I'm not sure which one it was. I just know that it was black and dark gray with red and yellow wing things and had pointy cone-ish pyramid ears coming off it's head. And there was a plane or something following it.

Thunder: Black and dark gray with pointy ears? Which one is that?

Domon: You said it was Black and dark gray with pointy ears? You mean cone things on it's head, don't you?

Blossom: Sure.

Domon: Hmmmmm.... Do you guys suppose it could be Master Gundam?

George: That is precisely what I was thinking!

Argo: Why would Master Asia come here?

Domon: Good question.

Thunder: No, no NO!!!! I will not allow my talk show to be ruined again! No way!!

Mew: Who says it's ruined? We could always interview him. Oh!

(She covers her mouth with her paws and squeals happily.)

Mew Two: What is so great about interviewing Master Asia?

Mew: Not him! Maybe he brought my favorite person on G Gundam with him!

Blossom: Who's that?

Mew: The Prime Minister guy! The one with the cape and sunglasses!

Thunder: Prime Minister Wong? That's who Kem wanted me to ask about!

Mew: Yeah! He is so awesome! Me and Kem think he's the greatest!

(They all look at her.)

Thunder: You are so weird, Mew.

Mew: What? Kem thinks he's cool, too.

Mew Two: But Kem has the power to make our lives miserable. You don't.

Mew: That's what you think!

Giovanni: I should have gone home. This is way to strange for me.

Kuja: Capes are really out of style, Mew. Anyone who wears one is really not cool.

Mew: He is too cool!

Mew Two: Time.

Thunder: Already!? But we aren't sure which gundam it is!

Mew Two: You'll have to finish tomorrow.

Thunder: Man! Okay.

Mew: I guess we'll have to tell our viewers about our next big special tomorrow.

Thunder: Okay! That's it for today's episode of The Pikachu and Mew Show!

Mew: Tune in tomorrow to see Prime Minister Wong of Neo Hong Kong!

Thunder: Mew!

Mew: I mean, tune in tomorrow to see which gundam is coming and why it's here.

Thunder and Mew: BYE!!!!

That's it for today's episode of TPAMS. Tune in tomorrow to find out who is piloting that mysterious gundam and why they are coming. Good night everyone.