Thunder: Hello and welcome to episode 44 of TPAMS!

Mew: We're still here at the bay in Viridian City waiting for that gundam to get here.

Mew Two: If it is in fact Master Asia, is he going to give us any trouble?

George: I hope not.

Domon: Most likely.

Argo: Don't be so negative, Domon. Perhaps he just wanted to be on this TV show.

Domon: I'm doubting that.

Mew: Well, if he is here to be mean, Thunder and I will straighten him out.

Domon: What can you do?

Thunder: I can Kentucky fry his a** if I really want to, THAT'S what I can do.

Mew: And I'll just give him a traditional butt kicking. I like those.

Domon: You?

Thunder: Us.

Domon: What ever...

Blossom: (pointing to the west) Look there!

(They all look in the direction she points in. They can see the gundam coming now. It's still to far away to be sure which one it is.)

Kuja: Wow.

Andrea: Cool! Can I learn about that one, too!?

Mew: Sure! Learning is good!

George: Can you tell which gundam that is?

Domon: Not yet. But it could be Master Gundam...

Giovanni: This is stupid. Why don't you 3 take your gundams and go attack it or something. That would be much more effective then standing here asking the same questions over and over again.

Kaiba: What if they aren't here to cause trouble? If you attack them and they're friendly, we'll be starting a fight for no reason. You ought to know that mister nonviolence.

Giovanni: I said Team Rocket was nonviolent. I never said I don't believe in violence. Mew Two: I bet that isn't important.

Blossom: You're right. It's not.

Thunder: Yeah. Less fighting and more being nice.

Andrea: Dad being nice? Yeah right. In your dreams, maybe.

Domon: (watching the gundam as it approaches) That is Master Gundam! It has to be!

George: I wonder why Master Asia would come here.

Andrea: Does Master Asia have a name?

Mew: Duh, Andrea. His name is Master Asia.

Andrea: His parents named him Master Asia?

Mew: Maybe they were setting him up for success...

Andrea: I bet he has a normal name. Like Ed or something. I'll ask him! And then I'll ask him why he'd rather be called Master Asia then whatever his real name is. See dad! I have lots of great stuff to learn about!

(Giovanni shakes his head. Master Gundam is now very close. Our friends watch as it lands in the bay next to the other gundams. The plane that was following it lands on top of the cliff a few hundred feet from everyone.)

Andrea: Do you think-

Mew: Hush up for 3 seconds, Andrea!

Andrea: Fine. *thinking* I just won't talk than. Dumb Mew.... Hmmmmm... I wonder if Master Asia's gundam is called Master Gundam so he doesn't forget it's name...

(The cockpit of Master Gundam opens and Master Asia walks out. He looks over at the plane that landed. The others, except Andrea, look too.)

Andrea: *thinking* Wow! Master Asia is really old! No wonder he had to give his gundam an easy to remember name! He probably forgets everything all the time! (pause) I wonder why these guys are so scared of him. He looks pretty harmless. It's like being afraid of grandma.

(Master Asia jumps over to the cliff and walks over to the plane. The Prime Minister of Neo Hong Kong gets out. Mew happily covers her mouth with her paws. Master Asia and the Prime Minister look over and the group and start talking.)

Andrea: *thinking* Look at that guy! That outfit is so.... 1997! I can't BELIEVE he would wear that! Yuck! And what is the deal with the sun glasses? Does he think he's cool or something?

(Kuja laughs, but no one notices.)

Thunder: (to Mew) Do you suppose we should go talk to them?

Mew: (to Thunder) Yeah! Lets go!

Thunder: Okay. We're going to talk to them. We'll be back.

(Thunder and Mew walk over to Master Asia and Prime Minister Wong.)

Andrea: *thinking* I wonder why Thunder and Mew are going to talk to them. Maybe to find out why they're here. Yeah. I bet that's why.

(Over by Thunder and Mew...)

Mr. Wong: I love your show! It's so great that you're here!

Mew: It's great that you're here too! Do you want to be on our show?

Mr. Wong: Sure! That sounds like fun! Come on, Master!

Master Asia: But Mister-

Thunder: He said "come on!".

(They walk back over to the others.)

Andrea: *thinking* Yikes! Look at his hair! (Trying not to laugh, but still thinking) It's all long and braided! And he's an old guy! That might look cool if he was 12, a girl, and lived in 1876.

(Kuja laughs again. Andrea looks at him. He smiles at her. She's really confused.)

Argo: Why are they here again?

Master Asia: That's none of your concern-

Mr. Wong: Looking for you guys, actually. We kind of want to destroy you all, but that can wait! The Pikachu and Mew Show isn't about destroying people! It's about- Ummmmmm- Making fun of people and getting mad when they try to tease us back! Right Mew!?

Mew: Right, Mr. Wong! You're cool! Isn't he cool, Kaiba!

Andrea: *thinking* If you say so, Mew.

Kaiba: If you say so, Mew.

Andrea: *thinking* He he he... I knew he would say that. I like Kaiba... He's all cute and stuff... *sigh* I don't care what daddy says! I'm going to marry Kaiba some day...

Kuja: *muttering* Kaiba is really not that great...

(Andrea looks at him again.)

Thunder: Okay. Every sit down.. Lets do some interviews!

Kuja: But I don't want to get grass stains on my new skirt!

Andrea: *thinking* Kuja is such a girl.

Kuja: (looking at Andrea) Is it really that wrong to want a clean skirt?

Mew: I'll get you a new one if it stains. Sit!

(Everyone sits down in a circle.)

Thunder: Okay. I think Andrea had the first question.

Andrea: *thinking* NOW they want me to talk. Brats. *speaking again* It's really not that important.

Thunder: That's okay. Go ahead.

Andrea: Okay. I wanted to ask Master Asia if Master Asia is his real name.

Master Asia: Of course not, but everyone calls me Master Asia.

Andrea: What's your real name?

Master Asia: That's not important. You can call me Master like everyone else does.

Andrea: Okay. *thinking* And next I suppose you'll tell me to go pick cotton or build you a pyramid. Maybe both. Stupid ego maniac. Build your own damn pyramid!

(Kuja laughs. Everyone looks at him.)

Kuja: What?

Thunder: Okay.... Did you have any other questions, Andrea?

Andrea: Nope.

Thunder: Okay. Who else has a question for Master Asia?

Blossom: I do! Why do you want to destroy Domon, Argo, and George?

Master Asia: They keep ruining my plans. Why wouldn't I destroy them? There really isn't any other way to get annoying people out of your way.

Andrea: *thinking* He's a real jerk.

Kuja: Yeah. I agree.

Mew: Okay... Ummmm.... Master Asia, are you really undefeated, or do you just tell people that to scare them.

Master Asia: Of course I'm undefeated. There's no one out there good enough to defeat me.

Andrea: *thinking* Conceited jerk face. I'll be happy to see him lose.

Kuja: *muttering* You're not the only one.

Thunder: Kuja, what are you muttering over there?

Kuja: Nothing. Honest.

Thunder: Okay... Master Asia, didn't you win the last Gundam Fight Tournament?

Master Asia: I did. That's why Neo Hong Kong rules all of space.

Andrea: *thinking* Maybe that's why Mr. Wong thinks he can get away with wearing that horrible outfit. No one would tease the ruler of space.

(Kuja laughs. Everyone looks at him. )

Kuja: Hi.

Mew: What's so funny?

Kuja: Nothing.

Andrea: *thinking* What's he laughing at? He is so weird! He's been laughing and smiling at me for a while now. It's creeping me out. He's weird and creepy!

Kuja: I am, aren't I?

Thunder: Dude, what are you talking about?

Andrea: *thinking* He can hear me!

Kuja: Yep.

Kaiba: I knew Kuja scared me for a reason.

Andrea: How did you know what I was thinking!?

Kaiba: Me? Well, he creeps everyone out-

Andrea: No! Kuja!

Kuja: Call it a gift.

Andrea: Well, you stop reading my mind!

Mew: Wait. You were reading her mind?

Mew Two: So that's why he kept laughing and muttering things.

Mew: What did she think that was so funny.

Kuja: Don't worry about it.

Mew: I wanna know! If it was really that funny, wouldn't you like us all to be able to laugh?

Kuja: I just think it's funny that such a little girl can be so sarcastic and cynical.

Thunder: Dude, did you already forget who's raising her?

Giovanni: Whatever do you mean by that, Thunder? (sarcasm)

Thunder: I rest my case.

Mew: What ever. Lets talk to Mr. Wong, now!

Mr. Wong: Okay! Ask me anything?

Andrea: *thinking* What were you thinking when you got that outfit?

Kuja: Amen to that.

Andrea: I told you to stop reading my mind!

Kuja: But you're so much fun. It's hard to resist.

Andrea: Why don't you read Kaiba's mind for awhile! I bet he's more sarcastic and cynical then I'll ever be.

Kaiba: Hey! Since when am I a part of this!?

Kuja: You know, she makes a very good point.

Kaiba: You stay out of my thoughts. Why can't you make up your own sarcastic commentary?

Kuja: That's no fun.

Mew: Kuja! You leave them alone now or I'm sending you home!

Kuja: Fine. You guys are no fun.

Domon: These guys are really weird... Almost creepy.

George: Yes, but they are very interesting.

Argo: No. I'd say they're more creepy than interesting.

Mew: Any way, what's it like to rule all of space?

Mr. Wong: It's great! Everyone has to obey my every command. Master had better win this next tournament because I don't want to give this up yet.

Mew: I can imagine. Hmmm... What else do I want to ask?

Thunder: I want to see the gundams do stuff!

Mew: Yeah! That sounds fun! Make your gundams do stuff!

Domon: I guess you're talking to us now.

Kaiba: You ARE the only gundam pilots around here.

(They hear twigs snapping in the nearby forest. They all turn to see Lightning and Shiro walking out of the forest. They walk over to the group.)

Thunder: Correction- They WERE the only gundam pilots around here.

Mew: Hi! What are you guys doing here? And why were you in the forest?

Shiro: Well, I heard you were going to look at some newer gundams, so I went to the studio to find out where. I found Lightning and he said he was about to go see them himself.

Lightning: However, SHIRO read the map wrong and we got lost.

Shiro: I was the one driving! YOU had the map!

Lightning: Oh yeah... Well, I'm sure it was your fault, any way.

Mew Two: But how did you get in the forest?

Shiro: We got out of the car because Lightning said we were close. He said "all we have to do is follow this trail through the forest and we'll be at the bay." He was wrong.

Lightning: Sure. Lets all blame the Raichu. *muttering* Raichu. Rai rai chu raichu.

(Thunder laughs)

Kuja: I don't speak Raichu, but I'm sure what he said was profane and very inappropriate for family programming.

Mew Two: Agreed. Well, now that we have settled this, lets get back to the show.

Thunder: Yeah. You guys were going to make the gundams do stuff.

Mew: Go one at a time so we can watch everyone without missing anything.

Domon: Okay. I'll go first. Wait right here.

(He runs off towards Burning Gundam)

Mew: (yelling after him) And don't you even thing about hurting those other gundams, Domon!

(Domon gets into Burning Gundam. He probably didn't hear Mew, not that he really cared, any way. After a few seconds, the gundam's eyes light up.)

Everyone: Ooooh!

Thunder: (yelling) Okay! Now do something cool!

Domon: (speaking through the gundam) Like what?

Mew: (yelling) We don't care! Anything is fine!

Andrea: *thinking* Can he make it attack Master Asia? I really don't like him.

(Domon takes Burning Gundam out into the deeper water to get away from the other gundams. Then he takes out a beam sword thing and starts hacking at the water. Thunder thinks it's the coolest thing ever. Mew, however, is not impressed.)

Mew: (screaming at the top of her lungs) Domon! That really wasn't very cool!

Thunder: Sure it was!

Mew: (Screaming) It was-

(Thunder covers his ears and cringes in pain.)

Mew: Sorry... I didn't mean to scream.... I wanted to say that it wasn't very cool.

Thunder: It was too.

Mew: Whatever. (screaming out at Domon) Can't it do anything else!?

Domon: (through the gundam) Sure, but you really weren't very specific.

Mew: This is lame. Hey! Maybe if we get a lame and unimportant gundam out there for him to destroy, I'll get interested.

Thunder: Great idea! But who has a lame and unimportant gundam?

Andrea: *thinking* I bet they pick Shiro.

(Thunder and Mew think for a second. Then they both smile and look at each other.)

Thunder and Mew: I got it!

Mew: Were you going to suggest Shiro?

Thunder: I was.

Shiro: Don't you look at me. I don't have a gundam.

Mew: Sure you do. We've seen it before.

Shiro: I don't own it, Mew. That's property of the Federation Army. I can't just give it to you to destroy!

Thunder: Why not?

Shiro: What kind of question is that!? If I give it to you, I'll spend the rest of my life in prison, that's why not!

Mew: We'd get you out if you got caught...

Thunder: But we promise you wouldn't get caught, so forget that.

Mew: Wait! What if we ask your bosses really nicely to let us borrow it.

Shiro: Are you crazy!? Gundams are expensive! They wouldn't let you borrow it just to look at, let alone destroy!

Thunder: We could always steal it...

Mew Two: No we couldn't! Stealing is wrong! VERY WRONG! (To Thunder) Family programming....

Thunder: Oh yeah! Oops... Don't steal, kids! Stealing is very bad!

Mew: *sigh* Man. I wish we had a gundam....

Blossom: Hey! I saw a ad in the paper about a gundam for sale!

Thunder: Really?

Blossom: Yeah! Let me think.... It said something about a really powerful gundam for sale. I think it was cheap because the owner was moving to one of those housing developments that have lots of stupid rules in them. He wasn't going to be able to put it in his driveway, so he had to sell it.

Mew: Great! Was it in the paper at home!?

Blossom: Yeah!

Mew: Okay! I'll go get it!

(She teleports away. A moment later, she returns with the paper and hands it to Blossom. Blossom flips through the pages.)

Blossom: (Flipping) No.... No.... No.... Here! I found it! It says "Really strong gundam for sale! Very few miles! Mint condition! I'd keep it, but I can't take it to my new house. It must go! 3 million or best offer."

Thunder: We have 3 million or best offer! Lets buy it!

Mew: Is there a phone number?

Blossom: Yep.

Mew: Cool! Vanni! Let me borrow your phone!

(Giovanni sighs and hands her the phone. Blossom shows her the number. Mew dials.)

Mew: I hope he's home.... Hello? (pause) Hi! I'm Mew! (pause) Yes Mew of The Pikachu and Mew Show. (pause) I'm calling about the gundam. (pause) Yeah. I want to buy it. (pause) I'll give you 500 grand for it. (pause) 3 million is too steep. How about 1.5 million? (pause) 2 is as high as I'll go. (pause) Great! Were do I pick it up? (pause) Okay. (pause) Okay. What kind of controls does it have? (pause) Okay. Do you need training to operate it? (pause) Great! Shiro shouldn't have a problem, then!

Shiro: What!?

Mew: Okay. I'll see you in a few. Bye, now! (ending the call and giving Giovanni his phone back) Lets go, Shiro! I need a human to pilot my gundam.

Shiro: But Mew-

Mew: I didn't ask what you thought, Shiro. I said "lets go!"

(Mew grabs Shiro and teleports them away)

Thunder: This is so great! (yelling) Hey Domon! Mew bought us a gundam for you to beat up! Just hold tight for a few minutes!

(Domon makes the gundam give him a thumbs up.)

Andrea: *thinking* This is odd...

George: While you wait for Mew, would you like me to demonstrate the powers of Neo France's Gundam Rose?

Thunder: Sure. Go ahead.

George: Okay.

(He goes off to Gundam Rose and gets in. The eyes light up.)

George: (through the gundam) Let me show you my rose bits attack.

Thunder: Cool beans!

Lightning: "Tight," Thunder. Say "Tight."

(Thunder shakes his head. The shield deal on Gundam Rose lifts up and lots of little metal roses are released. They float around. A few fly past Thunder and the others.)

Thunder: Too bad Mew isn't here! She'd love this!

(Meanwhile, Mew and Shiro are in Hong Kong. They are led into a building by a man with brown hair. He leads them into a lab of sorts where a large gundam is attached to a bunch of machines. The gundam is really ugly. It's a big gundam head, with a smaller gundam that has no legs coming off of it.)

Mew: Yuck! You never said it was this ugly.

Man: You didn't ask.

Mew: Grrrrrr.... Whatever. So, if I put Shiro in that cockpit there, we'll be able to pilot it?

Man: That's right.

Mew: Great! Shiro, get in.

Shiro: But Mew, I don't like the looks of that thing....

Mew: Don't worry about it! Oh yeah! I suppose you want your money, mister! What's your name?

Man: My name is Kyoji Kasshu.

Mew: Okay! (making a check book appear in her paws) Do you want me to write the check out to you?

Man: Yeah. That's fine.

Mew: (writing) Okay! That should do it!

(She tears the check out and give it to Kyoji.)

Man: Thank you very much, Mew.

Mew: No. Thank you! Now we can see Burning Gundam do something cool!

Man: Burning Gundam?

Mew: Yeah. Have you heard of it?

Man: Uhhhh.... Yeah... It's from Neo Japan, isn't it?

Mew: Yeah! The pilot is a really nice guy! His name is Domon. He's going to show us all the neat stuff his gundam can do! Hey, Mr. Kasshu! Do you want to come along and watch?

Man: Ummmmmm... No thanks, Mew. I really have to start packing. I'm going to move soon.

Mew: Too bad! Oh well! Hey! I forgot to ask. What's the name of my gundam?

Man: Ummmmm... Well, it's called the Dark Gundam.

Mew: That's too negative... But it's so ugly it's no wonder you gave it a sad name. I know! Lets repaint it! That will make it look much happier!

Man: You're going to paint it!?

Mew: It will only take a second. Lets see... What's your favorite color, Shiro?

Shiro: What difference does it make?

Mew: We'll paint it that color.

Shiro: I like blue and it's already mostly blue.

Mew: You're right... We'll paint it pink and purple! The pretty pastel tints!

(She uses her powers to make lots of paint and brushes appear. The brushes paint all by themselves. In a few minutes, the gundam is repainted.)

Mew: Pretty!

Man: Oh my goodness....

Mew: Do you guys like it!?

Shiro: I- uhhhhh- love it, Mew.

Man: Yeah... It's really great....

Mew: Yay! Okay! We have to get out of here now! Thanks a lot, Mr. Kasshu! You're the greatest!

(Mew hugs him. He looks really confused.)

Mew: Get in the gundam now, Shiro.

Shiro: But, Mew....

Mew: In now!

(Shiro goes into the cockpit. Mew follows. Before she closes the door, she waves at Kyoji. He waves back. She closes the door and goes over to Shiro.)

Mew: Okay. Make it go, now.

Shiro: This is nothing like my gundam. I have no idea how to pilot it. I don't even know how to turn the gundam on.

(Everything around them lights up.)

Mew: Ooooh! It's voice activated! Gundam off!

(All the lights go off.)

Mew: Gundam on!

(Everything lights up again.)

Mew: Gundam-

Shiro: That's good, Mew.

Mew: Okay. Now what?

Shiro: I really don't know. Maybe it has an auto pilot.

(The gundam starts making noises.)

Shiro: I guess it does.

Mew: Well, we can think of a name for it on the way back! Okay, gundam, lets get back to the bay in Viridian City!

(The gundam lifts off straight through the roof of the building. You see Kyoji looking up at the hole in the roof. Then the screen cuts to the others. Argo is showing them how Bolt Gundam has a nifty ball and chain attack thing.)

Thunder: Fun!

Andrea: *thinking* That doesn't look very safe...

Blossom: Oh my!

Mew Two: What is it?

Blossom: I hear something else!

Thunder: (listening) *gasp* Me too! And it sounds like another gundam!

Kuja: Maybe it's Mew.

Thunder: Oh yeah!

Mew Two: Perhaps. She and Shiro have been gone for quite awhile.

(They stand around in silence for a minute. Out on the water, Burning Gundam and Gundam Rose are practice sword fighting. They both stop suddenly.)

Domon: (through the gundam) Are you picking that up too?

George: (through the gundam) Yes. It's energy reminds me of the-

Domon: (through the gundam) The Dark Gundam?

George: (through the gundam) Yes.

(Back by Thunder...)

Andrea: *thinking* I wonder why Domon and George stopped fighting. Maybe they can sense the gundam that Thunder and Blossom are hearing. Maybe it's bad! Maybe we're all going to die! (pause) Gosh, Andrea. Stop being such a drama queen.

Kaiba: This is boring. Can I leave yet?

Thunder: No! You can't leave until Mew gets back and you ask her.

Kaiba: But she'll say no!

Thunder: That sucks for you.

Blossom: Hey! I think I see it!

(They all look to see a black spec out on the horizon.)

Thunder: You can't tell what it is, though.

Blossom: Yeah. Maybe someone should go look.

Andrea: *thinking* This is getting repetitive. I wonder which nerdy gundam pilot with horrible fashion sense it is this time...

Mew Two: I suppose I could go this time.

Thunder: Okay. Go!

Mew Two: Fine.

(He flies off into the direction of the spec. He files past Domon and George. George is standing on the left hand of Gundam Rose. Domon is standing in the open door of the cockpit of Burning Gundam.)

George: Was that Mew Two?

Domon: I think it was.

George: I bet he wants to go see what's coming.

Domon: Maybe we should have done a normal studio interview.

George: I agree.

(Mew Two is now very close to the gundam. It's pink and purple in color, with a very ugly body design. Why, that's Mew's Dark Gundam! Too bad Mew Two doesn't know that yet.)

Mew Two: What is that thing? It has to be the ugliest gundam I have ever seen.

Mew: (through the gundam) Stop Gundam Stanley!

(Gundam Stanley?)

Mew Two: Gundam Stanley? Mew!?

(The cockpit door opens and Mew comes out.)

Mew: Hi Mew Two!

Mew Two: This is your new gundam?

Mew: Yeah! It's really ugly, but we're just going to destroy it any way.

Mew Two: Where did you get it?

Mew: Shiro and I had to go all the way to Hong Kong for it.

Mew Two: Hong Kong?

Mew: Yeah. A really nice guy name Kyoji sold it to us.

Mew Two: Hmmmm.... It looks kind of suspicious to me...

Mew: That's what Shiro said!

Mew Two: Well, it does.

Mew: Forget that. Lets go show the others!

Mew Two: Okay...

Mew: Come in and ride with us. I'll show you that there's absolutely nothing to worry about.

(They go back inside the gundam. It starts flying towards the mainland at full speed. Back on the mainland, The others are talking about Thunder's new favorite non talk show.)

Thunder: It's really cool! It's about this guy that is really smart and has lots and lots of money. He's like the richest guy in the whole world! He lives in a really, really, REALLY big house in one of those fancy rich people neighborhoods on hills. Like where Giovanni lives, only Vanni's house is much smaller.

Andrea: I think I know the show you're talking about! The main character in that really cute guy! What's his name!?

Thunder: His name is Thomas.

Andrea: Right! Because it's a true story, isn't it?

Thunder: I think they said it was based on a true story.

Giovanni: Wait. I know who you're talking about. I've met that kid. He has all kinds of money because he owns some big company his rich father gave to him.

Thunder: Yeah! It's really funny! His best friend is this really crazy guy that always picks on him for being smart.

Andrea: Yeah! That is a great show!

Thunder: I know! It sounded really lame at first, but when I started watching it, I realized how cool it was!

Giovanni: I never really liked that kid.... He was really annoying. Stupid Thomas...

Thunder: He sounds like a nice guy! I wish I could meet him. I wonder if he's that funny in real life...

(Blossom is staring out at the spec. It's much larger now. She can tell it's a gundam, but she can't tell which gundam it is. Domon and George, on the other hand, know exactly which gundam it is.)

Domon: It's the Dark Gundam!

George: And it's painted pink and purple?

Domon: Okay.... This is weird....

(The Dark Gundam, or Gundam Stanley as Mew renamed it, stop in front of Domon and George. The cockpit door opens and Mew steps into the door way.)

Mew: I got us a gundam to beat up, Domon!

Domon: Mew!? You're with the Dark Gundam too!?

Mew: What are you talking about?

George: Mew, that is the Dark Gundam. It is very evil.

Domon: Where is Kyoji!? Why isn't he with the gundam!?

Mew: You know Kyoji!? He's the nicest guy!

Domon: What are you talking about?

Mew: Kyoji is the one that sold me Gundam Stanley!

Domon: You bought the Dark Gundam from my evil brother, painted it pink, and renamed it Gundam Stanley?

Mew: Kyoji isn't evil! He is very nice! And since when is he your brother?

Mew Two: Mew, did Kyoji give you his whole name?

Mew: Yeah. He told me to write the check to Kyoji Kasshu.

Mew Two: Kasshu is Domon's last name too! How did you not know Kyoji was the evil brother he told us about!?

Mew: No one told me what Domon's last name was! And Kyoji isn't evil! Stop saying that!

Domon: You actually saw him!? Where was he!?

(Back on shore...)

Master Asia: Mr. Wong, isn't that the Dark Gundam?

Mr. Wong: (looking over is sunglasses) It is! How did that get here!?

Master Asia: I don't know... It just flew in. But why isn't Domon attacking it?

Mr. Wong: Didn't Mew go to purchase a gundam?

Master Asia: I believe so-

Mr. Wong: Then maybe Kyoji sold it to her in an attempt to foil our plans!

Master Asia: I could see him doing that. I never trusted that kid...

Mr. Wong: Damn! How will we take over the world now that Mew has the Dark Gundam?

Master Asia: I could always win the Gundam Fight.

Mr. Wong: I don't know... That doesn't make me feel safe enough. We need to get the Dark Gundam back!

Master Asia: How?

Mr. Wong: I know! We can call Mew pretending to be the Smithsonian Institute and buy it back from her!

Master Asia: O-kay....

(Out by Gundam Stanley/Dark Gundam....)

George: So you aren't possessed by anything and you just bought the Dark Gundam- Mew: Gundam Stanley!

George: Gundam Stanley for us to beat up so you could watch?

Mew: Yep!

Domon: And Kyoji isn't evil, either?

Mew: Nope.

George: Well, that is very good to hear.

Domon: I guess, but isn't that a very expensive punching bag?

Mew: It's okay. I got a great deal. 2 million dollars is nothing.

(A phone rings. Mew makes a cell phone appear.)

Mew: Hello?

(Back on shore...)

Master Asia: (trying to disguise his voice) Hello. My name is- Ummmmm...... (Covering the mouth piece) What is my name?

Mr. Wong: I don't care! Make something up!

Master Asia: Fine. (into the phone) My name is Dr. Asia-

(Prime Minister Wong shakes his head.)

Master Asia: - and I work for the Smithsonian Institute. I heard you recently purchased the Dark Gundam.

(Back by Mew...)

Mew: Yes, I bought that, but his name is Gundam Stanley!

(On the shore...)

Master Asia: Forgive me. Gundam Stanley. Well, listen. We would really like to buy that technological treasure from you. Just name your price.

(Mew...)

Mew: Well, I kind of need it for my friends to beat up, but then you can have it.

(Master Asia- I mean- Dr. Asia...)

Master Asia: That's fine. We don't mind looking at what you have left.

(Mew...)

Mew: Okay! Let me see.... I paid 2 million-

(Master Asia...)

Master Asia: We'll give you at least that. How about you just let us take a look at it when you're finished and then I'll give you the money.

(Mew...)

Mew: Okay! That sounds great! Where should I bring it for you to look at?

(Master Asia...)

Master Asia: Bring it to Washington D.C. right after your show. Lets meet in front of the White House.

(Mew...)

Mew: Okay! Bye Dr. Asia!

(Master.....)

Master Asia: Okay. Bye Mew!

(He hangs up the phone.)

Mr. Wong: Did it work?

Master Asia: Yep. We'll have Dark Gundam back in a few hours.

(Master Asia and Mr. Wong high five. Andrea gives them a really frightened look. They don't notice. I wonder how much of that she heard... Hmmmmm.... Oh well. Over by Mew...)

George: Who was that?

Mew: It was the Smithsonian Institute. They wanted the remains of Gundam Stanley, so I'm selling whatever you guys leave to them. Dr. Asia said they'd buy what was left for at least what I paid.

Domon: What would the Smithsonian Institute want with a partially destroyed gundam?

George: And something about the name "Dr. Asia" sounds familiar....

Mew: I don't know. I don't care. I just want the money. Yay money! Well, Shiro, Two, and I should go to shore so you can commence the gundam beating up-ness.

George: Okay.

Mew: MEW TWO! LETS GO!!

(Mew Two drags Shiro out of the gundam and they fly back to the shore. Back on the shore, the others are still talking about lame prime time sit-coms.)

Kuja: They make a lot of really bad shows these days.

Thunder: They do! It's a good thing TPAMS is on at night.

Kuja: Yeah. If it wasn't, people would have to watch bad shows that are supposed to be funny but they aren't funny.

Mew Two: (Landing and dropping Shiro) I'm back.

Shiro: Ouch!

Mew: (landing next to Mew Two) Hi!

Thunder: Hi Mew Two and Shiro and Mew. I'm glad you're back! Is that our gundam?

Mew: Yep! That's Gundam Stanley!

Thunder: Cool, but you know, what are we going to do with it when Domon and the others finish it off?

Mew: I took care of that! I'm selling it to the Smithsonian Institute.

Andrea: *thinking* She actually fell for that!?

Thunder: Okay, then.

Mew Two: It looks like they're ready to attack Gundam Stanley.

Mew: Fun! Tell them to go ahead, then!

Thunder: I'll do it. (Yelling) You can start whenever you're ready!

(The gundams nod in acknowledgment. They take turns shooting, kicking, and smashing Dark Gundam. Prime Minister Wong and Master Asia cringe. We watch the for a few minutes.)

Mew Two: Well, today's episode is just about over. It's time you talk about tomorrow.

Thunder: Oh yeah! Tomorrow is going to be awesome!

Giovanni: What's so "awesome" about it?

Mew: It's the Planet Vegeta Special!

Thunder: We're going all the way to the planet Vegeta for this special. And we're bringing some guests with us. Guess who is the first person on that guest list, Giovanni.

Giovanni: Kuja?

Mew: You, silly! I only wanted to take along only cute guys, but Thunder wouldn't let me. Jerk.

Thunder: I don't want to travel 500 light years with a boy band!

Mew: Since when did we have a boy band coming along?

Mew Two: I think he was comparing your idea to bringing a boy band.

Mew: Oh! Okay! Well, Thunder, you got your way, so shut up.

Andrea: Who are you taking with you?

Thunder: Well, we have your dad, Kaiba-

Kaiba: What!?

Thunder: Darien and Michelle (unless they killed each other....), Goku, Vegeta, Trunks, Gohan, and Goten, Shiro, Blossom and Brick, Li, Madison, Davis, and Ken. We'll also be talking to Vegeta's parents and Goku's parents when we get there!

Mew: As always, if any fun guests decide they want to come along, we'll certainly bring them, too!

Mew Two: I believe that covers everything.

Thunder: Okay! That's it for today's episode of The Pikachu and Mew Show!

Mew: Tune in tomorrow for the Planet Vegeta Special!

Thunder and Mew: BYE!

(All the guests wave "bye." All of them except Giovanni who is mad because he doesn't want to go to Vegeta. Poor Giovanni....)

Giovanni: Shut up!

(Fine.)

That's it for today's episode of TPAMS. Tune in tomorrow for the Planet Vegeta Special! Goodnight everyone.

Mew: Great! This is really neat!

Thunder: I know!

(Andrea walks up to them)

Andrea: Hi, Mew.

Mew: Hi, Andrea.

Andrea: Doesn't Gundam Stanley have to be somewhere now?

Mew: Oh yeah! I forgot!

Andrea: Didn't that call seem kind of suspicious to you?

Mew: How so?

Andrea: How did that "Smithsonian Institute" know you bought Gundam Stanley?

Mew: Maybe Kyoji told them.

Andrea: Grrrrr..... Ummmmm.... Didn't the name Dr. Asia seem a little suspicious to you?

Mew: No more than Master Asia does.

Andrea: Grrrrrr..... How are you not getting this!?

Mew: Getting what?

Andrea: The Smithsonian magically knowing about the gundam! Dr. Asia! It's all to simple!

Mew: I don't follow you.

Andrea: Master Asia and Mr. Wong tricked you! They want the Dark Gundam back!

Mew: Really?

Andrea: Yes! I heard them!

Thunder: I must have missed that, but I believe it.

Mew: That's so mean! Lets keep it to make them angry.

Thunder: No! I have an even more cruel idea!

Mew: What's that?

Thunder: Lets sell it back to Neo Japan!

Mew: Good idea! I'll call up there right away! Thanks for the tip, Dre!

Andrea: Did you just call me "Dre?"

Mew: Yep! Your dad has had a nickname for ages. It's time you got one. I'll see you later, Dre!

Andrea: *thinking* I'm beginning to see why dad hates coming here so much. (pause) I can't believe she called me Dre! Next thing you know she's going to expect me to rap! Sorry, Mew, but I'm not going to be "Stomping in my Air Force One's" any time soon. Hmph. Wait... That's a Nelly song not a Dr. Dre song....

Thunder: Are you okay, Andrea?

Andrea: What!? Oh. Yeah. I'm fine. *thinking* Dumb Mew...