Thunder: Hello everyone! Welcome to episode 45 of TPAMS! The Planet Vegeta Special!

Mew: We're loving it here on Vegeta! Everyone is so nice!

Lightning: And they have lots of good food! Oh no! I'm starting to sound like Thunder!

Thunder: What's wrong with that?

Lightning: Nothing really. It's just weird.

Thunder: I guess... Any way, the only real problem we have is they really like boy bands here.

Mystic: If I hear another N'Sync song.....

Mew Two: Calm yourself, Mystic.

Mystic: But I hate boy bands!

Mew: I know, but we'll survive. Don't worry.

Thunder: Any way, we're doing a show here.

Mew: Right! Today's guests include Giovanni, Kaiba, Darien, Michelle, Goku, Vegeta, Shiro, Blossom, Brick, Li, Madison, Davis, Ken, and Goku and Vegeta's families! Yay!

Mew Two: It sounds like you have quite a bit to do today.

Mystic: If the Saiyens are a warrior race, why do they like boy bands? It doesn't make sense!

Thunder: Mystic, drop it.

Mew: Yeah! Send out the first guest!

Mew Two: Okay. I thought it would be appropriate to begin by speaking with King Vegeta.

Mew: Okay! Send out all of Vegeta's family!

Mew Two: As you wish.

(Vegeta, Trunks and Bulma, his parents, and his sister walk onto the stage. Vegeta has his arms crossed like an angry 6 year old. He's about as tall as a 6 year old...)

Lightning: Narrator....

(You know it's true.)

Lightning: It may be, but you can't say stuff like that while the guest is within ear shot.

Mew Two: Any way....

Lightning: Oh. Sorry...

Mew: Shhhh! Hi everyone!

King Vegeta: Hi, Mew! Hi, Thunder! How are you?

Thunder: We're fine, thank you. Is that your family you have with you today?

King Vegeta: Yes.

Mew: Neat! Okay, Vegeta, why don't you introduce us to your mom and sister.

Vegeta: *sigh* Do I have to?

Veronica: Yes you do, Vegeta!

Vegeta: I did not come all this way to argue with you, Veronica. If you enjoy living, you will stop talking now.

Veronica: (crossing her arms) I liked you better when you were dead.

Queen Victoria: That's enough! Veronica, be nice to your brother. And Vegeta, you stop arguing with your sister.

(Vegeta rolls his eyes. Veronica glares at him)

King Vegeta: You'll have to excuse them. Veronica and Vegeta don't get along very well.

Vegeta: Once you talk to her for awhile it's really not hard to see why.

Veronica: Shut up, Vegeta! Why don't you go back to Earth or something!?

Vegeta: I wish I could.

Trunks: Dad, how come you can talk back and roll your eyes at your parents but if I do that, I get into trouble?

Mew: Stop corrupting your son and introduce us to your family!

Vegeta: Fine. (Pointing at his sister) Thunder, Mew, this is my lovely sister, Veronica. Say "hi," Veronica.

Veronica: Hi Thunder and Mew!! You guys rule!

Thunder: Thanks. You rule too!

Vegeta: Great. (pointing to his mother) And this is my mother.

Mew: Hi Vegeta's mom!

Queen Victoria: Hello.

Mew: How come Vegeta is so angry all the time?

Queen Victoria: I'm really not sure.

Vegeta: If you had a sister like Veronica, you'd be angry, too.

Bulma: Vegeta! Stop picking on your sister!

Vegeta: Fine.

Thunder: Good. Lets see.... Veronica, do you fight and stuff like Vegeta does?

Veronica: If Vegeta is known to do something, I try really hard to stay away from it, so no. Not really.

Mew: Your dad told us you like to go shopping.

Victoria: Do I ever! Shopping rules!

Thunder: No wonder Vegeta hates shopping.

Vegeta: Exactly.

Mew: Why do you both try so hard to not be like each other?

Veronica: Vegeta is stupid. And he has bad hair. It's all dry and gross. Eeeew! Have you ever heard of conditioner, Vegeta?

Vegeta: (ignoring Veronica) I just don't like her.

Thunder: King Vegeta, how do you feel knowing your kids hate each other?

King Vegeta: I wish they would learn to get along. Their fighting gets irritating after awhile.

Thunder: What about you, Queen- Ummmmm....

Queen Victoria: Victoria.

Thunder: Oh! Like Kem's friend!

Mew: Yeah! Can we call you Vicki?

Queen Victoria: If you want to.

Thunder: Cool! Well, how do you feel about your rotten kids, Vicki?

Queen Victoria: They aren't rotten, Thunder. Spoiled, maybe, but not rotten.

Thunder: I guess.

Queen Victoria: Any way, they haven't seen each other in almost 20 years. I don't understand why they can't get along.

Vegeta: Mother, we can't get along because the first thing she said to me when I got here was "why aren't you dead!" Like I'm going to want to talk to her after that.

Mew: I'm sure she was just kidding, Vegeta.

Vegeta: No, she wasn't.

Veronica: Yeah. I wasn't.

Thunder: That's awful! I really, REALLY don't like my brother, Shocker, but I never wish death upon him.

Lightning: Why do you want Vegeta dead, Veronica?

Veronica: Well, he's pushy, self centered, annoying, mean, he hangs out with that annoying Kakkarot guy, and he made fun of my hair!

Vegeta: I knew Kakkarot would be useful for something....

Mew: Vegeta! You can't hang out with Goku just to annoy your sister! And you shouldn't be so mean to her!

Trunks: Don't you guys realize that trying to convince them to get along is impossible?

Thunder: Don't say that! I'm sure they can learn to get along. Michelle and Darien did and they used to really hate each other.

Bulma: No. He's probably right.

Thunder: I bet Mew could make them get along great.

Vegeta and Veronica: I doubt that.

Thunder: You'd be surprised. (turning to the King and Queen) Would you like to try it?

Queen Victoria: Sure.

King Vegeta: If you really think she can help them.

Mew: We'll be back! Come on Vegeta and Veronica!

(She teleports them away.)

Thunder: Okay, Lightning. It's just us now. You have to ask some questions.

Lightning: Hmmmmm... Okay. Bulma, how do you like it here?

Bulma: It's really not that much different from Earth.

Trunks: If you ignore all the people with tails...

Thunder: Trunks, be good.

Trunks: What? They DO have tails.

Thunder: Yes, but that doesn't matter. Any way, I agree. It has tall buildings and everything. This could be Earth if it didn't have so many moons.

Lightning: Now we know where to go when the earth gets to polluted to live on.

Thunder: I thought we were going to the space colonies if that happens.

Lightning: WHEN, Thunder. When.

Thunder: What ever.... So, do you like Bulma and Trunks, Vicki?

Queen Victoria: I do. They are so sweet and nice.

Lightning: I wonder why they hang around with Vegeta, then....

Bulma: He's not all bad, Lightning.

Lightning: I know. I'm just giving you a hard time.

Thunder: Oh! I have a great question! What's the coolest thing you've seen here so far?

Trunks: The castle! It's so cool! It's got real armed guards and stuff!

Bulma: I liked the castle best, too. It looks very nice.

Thunder: The castle is pretty cool. I really liked it, too.

Trunks: You got to go there?

Lightning: Yeah. King Vegeta invited us over for lunch when we got here. We didn't see Veronica or the queen, though. They were off looking for Vegeta.

King Vegeta: We thought it was odd that you would be here right on time but Vegeta wasn't.

Thunder: He was hiding from you.

Queen Victoria: We know. That was one of the first things he said to us.

Lightning: At least he was honest.

Trunks: I wonder if Mew has made dad stop fighting with Aunt Veronica yet.

Thunder: I don't think even Mew works that quickly.

(The screen cuts to Mew. She has taken Vegeta and Veronica to a tall cliff. They're both tied to chairs near the edge.)

Veronica: (struggling to escape) Mew! You'll be in so much trouble if you kill the only 2 heirs to the throne of Vegeta! My dad will kill you himself!

Vegeta: *sigh* I strongly doubt that.

Mew: That's the spirit, Vegeta! The less you struggle, the sooner I'll let you go. Now all you have to learn is how to be nice to your sister.

Veronica: That's not going to happen.

Mew: You have to be nice to him, too!

Veronica: I know THAT isn't going to happen.

Mew: Then you'll both stay tied up here. It would be terribly unfortunate if a large gust of wind knocked you both over the edge.

Veronica: Mew! Let me go this instant!

Vegeta: And she says I'M the self centered one...

Mew: Listen, you guys. Just be nice to each other. You live like like 90 zillion miles apart and hardly ever have to see each other. Why not get along for the 2 days you have to be near each other.

Vegeta: I'm sure we live more than 90 zillion miles apart and I refuse to be nice to her when she won't show me even a small amount of kindness.

Mew: I guess that's reasonable... Kinda....

Vegeta: It is.

Mew: Fine. But that's exactly why you both have to be nice to each other. You 2 getting along is going to require effort on the part of both of you. Understand?

Veronica: What ever.

Vegeta: I guess.

Mew: Okay! Now we're making progress!

(Back with Thunder and the others....)

Thunder: Are you sure you don't want us to get rid of him? I'm sure Giovanni could get us the number of a really good hit man-

Mew Two: (to Thunder ) Shhhh! We're back on the air!

Thunder: Oops... Heh heh... So, what's new, King Vegeta?

King Vegeta: Nothing really. What about you?

Thunder: Same.

Lightning: I get to play an evil scientist on Blossom's tv show!

Bulma: Which show is that?

Lightning: Blossom the Charizard's show. Its called "Crime Doesn't Pay." I get to learn why! This is going to be so cool!

King Vegeta: You play an evil scientist?

Lightning: Yeah. But since the producers didn't think a Raichu looked threatening enough, so I have to be a Raichu that turned himself into a human. I don't really like that so much, but I bet I'll have fun any way.

Thunder: Why did they pick you if they want a human?

Lightning: Because half the role is for a Raichu.

Trunks: Why not have you do the Raichu part, and a human do the human part?

Lightning: Because if I do it all, they only have to pay 1 actor, not 2.

Thunder: So it all goes back to the money.

Lightning: Yep.

Mew Two: Why haven't I gotten a spot on her show yet? I'm the only one who hasn't now.

Lightning: That's a good question.

Thunder: Maybe Blossom doesn't like you for all the crap you give her about everything.

Lightning: She's here to help out the crew isn't she?

Mew Two: Yeah.

Lightning: Lets ask her, then.

Mew Two: Okay. Lets.

Thunder: After the show.

Mew Two: Fine.

Thunder: Okay. Do we have any more questions for Vegeta's family?

Lightning: No.

Mew Two: I'm the stage manager. I don't ask questions.

Thunder: Fine. We'll see you guys later.

King Vegeta: Okay!

Queen Victoria: It was nice meeting you.

Thunder: You, too! Bye!

(They all walk off the set.)

Mew Two: Your next guests will be Goku's family.

(They walk onto the stage.)

Goku: Hi guys!

Thunder: Hi, Goku. You sound pretty happy today.

Goku: I am! This is the first time I've actually gotten to see my home planet. It's pretty cool.

Lightning: The last time you were here, you were a baby, weren't you?

Goku: Yeah. Its really great to finally see it.

Thunder: I bet. Hmmm... Since you don't know your mom very well, why don't we have Raditz introduce us to her.

Raditz: Sure. Thunder, this is our mother. Her name is Eve.

Thunder: Hi! I'm Thunder! Your kids rule!

Eve: Is that so?

Thunder: Yeah! We have Goku on almost every day!

Eve: Goku?

Goku: Oh yeah! That's what they call me back on Earth.

Eve: Oh. Okay.

Lightning: You're used to calling him Kakkarot, then?

Eve: Yes.

Thunder: I forgot where we were for a minute. Sorry about that.

Eve: That's okay.

Thunder: Okay! So, how are all of you?

Goten: I got to see a real live sea monster!

Lightning: A sea monster?

Goten: Yeah! It was cool! Wasn't it cool, Gohan!?

Gohan: *sigh* It was great, Goten (sarcasm).

Thunder: What's wrong with you?

Lightning: I bet he's mad that he had to go half way across the universe and I wouldn't let him bring his girlfriend.

Gohan: She's not my girlfriend!

Lightning: Whatever, dude.

Goten: (to Lightning) You're right. She is.

(Gohan hits him.)

Goten: Ow! Mom!

Chi Chi: Gohan! Stop hitting your brother!

Gohan: But mom-

Goku: That's enough!

(Gohan crosses his arms and glares at Lightning and Goten.)

Thunder: Wow, Goku. You're getting great at this whole being in charge thing.

Goku: Thanks! Lightning was a great teacher!

Lightning: I know.

Thunder: (shaking his head) What ever.... (pause) Any way, how have you been since we last saw you, Bardok?

Bardok: I'm okay.

Thunder: Did you come back here and tell everyone that Goku was alive?

Bardok: Yeah. Everyone was so happy to hear it. They were all really excited to meet him.

Lightning: Is this all your friends around here?

Bardok: Yeah.

Goku: There were all kinds of people waiting to talk to me. (Putting his hand on his chin like he's thinking) I can't remember most of their names, though.

Thunder: I'm sure they won't mind having to remind you.

Goku: I sure hope not. I feel really bad that I forgot already...

Lightning: That's okay, Goku. People forget sometimes.

Thunder: Hey. You've been awful quiet over there, Chi Chi.

Chi Chi: I didn't figure you wanted to talk to me.

Thunder: Sure I do! I might not like you very much, but since you're married to Goku I feel obligated to talk to you for at least a minute or so.

Chi Chi: Fine. Ask me anything.

Lightning: Have you decided to chill out yet, or do you still nag everyone constantly.

Raditz: She's still a nag.

Chi Chi: I'll have you know that I don't nag anyone!

Raditz: What are you talking about?! All you've done is nag all day! (imitating Chi Chi) "Raditz! Why aren't you ready to go yet?! We're going to be late if you don't hurry up!" "Gohan! Where did you put your dirty laundry!? How do you expect me to wash it if it isn't with everyone else's!? And have you done your homework yet!? Go do your homework!" "Goku! Go tell that brother of yours to get out here now! Every time we bring him anywhere, we're always late! Why do you insist on bringing him!" Ugh. She drives me crazy with all that nagging!

Chi Chi: Well you are slow. I don't understand why you wait until the last minute to get ready, and then act like you have all day. THAT makes ME crazy!

Raditz: Please. You think I take forever to get ready? You were still getting ready AFTER I was ready to go. We were late because of you!

Chi Chi: Maybe if you would-

Goku: Stop that!

Raditz: Sorry, Kakkarot, but your wife gets on my last nerve. If I weren't so nice, she'd be in about 9 million pieces right now.

Chi Chi: You want to take this outside!?

Raditz: Please. You couldn't stand a chance against me.

Chi Chi: Want to bet!?

Raditz: No, not really.

Chi Chi: You're just scared of me!

Raditz: That's it!

Goku: (jumping between them) No! Stop fighting!

Raditz: Kakkarot! Let me destroy her now so we can all live in peace.

Chi Chi: Step back, Goku! He's dead!

Lightning: Mew!!

(Mew appears before them. She has Vegeta and Veronica with her.)

Mew: I heard you yell, but before we get to your problem, look what I did! Okay guys!

Vegeta and Veronica: Do we have to?

Mew: Yes!

Vegeta: *sigh* Fine. I'm sorry I was such a bad brother and I promise I'll try to be better.

Veronica: Okay. And I'm sorry I wished you were dead. I don't really wish you were dead.

(They look at Mew)

Mew: The last part, too.

(They look at her)

Mew: Now!

(They hug.)

Mew: Isn't that the sweetest thing!?

Thunder: Great job, Mew!

Mew: Thanks! Now, what was your problem?

Lightning: Raditz and Chi Chi are about to kill each other.

Mew: Ooooh! I love a challenge! Lets go!

Goku: Please don't hurt them, Mew.

Mew: No one gets hurt! Right, Vegeta!?

Vegeta: Well...

(Mew glares at him)

Vegeta: No! No one gets hurt, Kakkarot! They'll be just fine!

Goku: Okay, then.

Mew: Right! Come on, guys!

(Mew teleports away with Chi Chi and Raditz)

Eve: What will she do with them?

Thunder: I don't know exactly, but she'll make them stop fighting.

Bardok: Are you sure?

Lightning: She has to... I don't think poor Goku can handle much more of their bickering.

Goku: Ummmmmm..... What does "bickering" mean?

Mew Two: Fighting like children, basically.

Goku: Oh. Yeah. I don't like that. But I don't want them to fight like adults, either.

(Everyone shakes their heads except Goku. He just looks around. He's really confused. Poor Goku...)

Goku: What?

Thunder: Any way, what else is new with you guys?

Goten: I made a new friend here!

Lightning: Really?

Goten: Yeah! He lives down the street from grandma and grandpa! I can't wait until I can take Trunks to meet him!

Thunder: Great! What about you, Gohan?

Gohan: *sigh* I haven't made any new friends here. I don't want any new friends here. I have friends back home.

Thunder: Lighten up, Gohan. You aren't staying here forever. You'll get to see your old friends soon enough.

Gohan: Why should I lighten up!? I don't even want to be here!

Lightning: Gohan, dude, chill out. You won't die if you spend a few days with your family here.

Gohan: How do you know!?

Goku: Gohan, could you do me a favor and stop being so crabby and unpleasant. Its starting to annoy people.

Gohan: Whatever. I'm out of here.

(He walks off the set)

Thunder: Someone is crabby today.

Goku: I'm sorry. He's been upset since we left and hasn't been nice to anyone. Please don't think less of him for it.

Lightning: I'm sure he'll apologize once he gets home and realizes what a jerk he was.

Goku: Yeah, but I want to go talk to him. I'll be back!

(He runs off the set.)

Bardok: You know, while I was on earth, I noticed that earth teenagers are a lot meaner than most teenagers here.

Lightning: Yeah. Most human kids have major attitude problems.

Eve: With a mother like that, I would be crabby all the time, too.

Thunder: I take it you don't like Chi Chi?

Eve: No I don't. That woman really bothers me. I just don't understand why Kakkarot would waste his time on trash like that.

Lightning: Ouch.

Thunder: Wow.... Even I never got that mean. And in front of the kid...

(Goten looks at them. He wasn't paying any attention.)

Eve: I'm sorry, but I really don't like her.

Thunder: What about you, Bardok?

Bardok: I don't like her much, either.

Lightning: Have you told Goku that?

Bardok: We haven't because I saw how he got after you told him that you don't like her.

Eve: Yes. We decided to not say anything. As long as Kakkarot is happy, we have no reason to say anything.

Thunder: I guess. But I bet he'd listen to you. You're his parents.

Eve: Maybe, but I'd rather not upset him. I haven't seen him in such a long time and I don't want to spoil the little time we have with him but insulting his wife.

Lightning: I guess that's a good enough reason.

Thunder: Maybe we should drop this before it gets too out of hand...

Lightning: Yeah.

Mew Two: Thunder, you're about half done and you still have quite a few guests to get to.

Thunder: Right. I'll talk to you guys later.

Bardok: Okay.

Eve: I can't wait.

Thunder: Bye!

(Eve, Bardok, and Goten walk off the set.)

Mew Two: Your next guests are Li, Madison, Davis, and Ken.

(They walk onto the set and sit down)

Thunder: Hey guys! What's up?

Ken: Nothing really. We've just been sight seeing.

Davis: This place rules! I love it here! Can we come visit more often?

Lightning: What's so great about Vegeta?

Davis: Who's talking about Vegeta? I'm talking about this planet!

Madison: Davis, sweet heart, the planet is called Vegeta.

Davis: Oh... Okay.... Any way, it's really fun here. Everyone is really nice. The food is super good, and tomorrow morning we get to go out to one of the moons for a picnic!

Thunder: I'm going on that too. When they said there would be food I just couldn't resist!

Davis: I know! I hope they bring some of those tasty pizza things!

Thunder: WIth the weird vegetable things and the crow meat?

Davis: Yeah! Those rock!

Thunder: They do!

Lightning: Yeah..... Any way, what's new with you, Ken?

Ken: Well, I've been enjoying our visits to the many historical landmarks they have here on Vegeta. I'm learning so much about the history of Vegeta and it's people. It makes me feel much less bad about missing school.

Lightning: All right. That's cool. What about you, Madison?

Madison: Well-

(Mew appears on the set with Raditz. She's twisting her tail in her paws like she does when she's nervous. Everyone looks at her.)

Thunder: Hey, Mew. You sure finished fast. Where's Chi Chi?

(Mew and Raditz look at each other.)

Mew: Where's Goku?

Lightning: Looking for Gohan. Is there a problem?

Raditz: We don't think so, but Kakkarot might.

Ken: What happened?

Mew: I think we should tell Goku first. I'll go find him.

(She teleports away.)

Lightning: Raditz, what happened to Chi Chi?

Davis: Did she die?

(Raditz pretends to fix his hair.)

Thunder: Oh no! Raditz! Are you serious!?

Raditz: I never said anyone was dead! (Twisting some hair around a finger and speaking more quietly) We haven't confirmed that...

Madison: Oh no! What happened!?

Raditz: (letting his hair fall back) I'm not supposed to say.

Davis: Mew isn't here.

Raditz: I can't tell you. Mew told me not to.

Thunder: Oh my.... Are we going to get sued?

Raditz: Chi Chi will be in no condition to sue anyone... And Kakkarot would never sue you... At least I don't think he would....

Lightning: Is Mew going to be arrested?

Raditz: No. It will most certainly be called an accident... And it was! It really was!

(Mew floats onto the set and hides behind Raditz. Goku is chasing her)

Mew: I said I was sorry! It wasn't even my fault!

Goku: Mew! Tell me you're kidding!

Mew: I wish I could but I can't 'cause I'm not... Even ask Raditz.

Raditz: She's not kidding.

Goku: Really?

Mew: Yeah. I'm sorry, Goku... I feel really bad about every nasty thing I ever said about her...

(Goku drops down and stares forward at nothing.)

Thunder: What happened!?

Mew: You didn't tell them!?

Raditz: You told me not to!

Mew: Oh yeah! Well, I was took Chi Chi and Raditz to a cliff to do my "getting along" exercises. Everything was going great until-

Mew Two: I trust you're being honest, Mew.

Mew: I didn't get to the made up part yet! Any way, everything was going great until a giant sea dragon came up out of the sea and ate Chi Chi!

Raditz: That's not what happened.

Mew: Raditz!

Raditz: Mew had us tied to some chairs near the edge and it's real windy there. She told us that she would untie us if we agreed to get along. I told her that I would be nicer to Chi Chi from then on, so she untied me, but Chi Chi said she still hated me and wished that I would die.

Mew: She did say that.

Raditz: Yes. Any way, Mew tried to convince her that I wasn't so bad when the wind started to pick up. Mew used this as an argument for why Chi Chi should be nicer, but Chi Chi still refused. Then a really big gust of wind came and knocked Chi Chi over. Mew tried to save her, but it was too late. She had fallen to far.

Mew: Then the sea dragon ate her.

Raditz: Well, he just swallowed her whole. She could still be alive...

(Goku looks like he's going to cry)

Mew: (floating over to him) I'm so sorry, Goku. I didn't mean for her to fall off. I thought she would give in like Vegeta and Veronica did. I really didn't mean for this to happen...

Goku: (staring blankly) It's not your fault, Mew.

Mew: *muttering* You got that right-

Everyone but Goku: Mew!

Madison: Oh no... Are you okay, Goku?

Goku: (staring blankly) Yes. I'm fine.

Raditz: Look on the bright side, Kakkarot. At least the sea dragon stopped her from falling on the sharp, pointy rocks below...

(Goku grabs Mew and starts crying very loudly.)

Goku: *crying* This isn't fair! Why did she have to die!?

Mew: (patting his back) It's okay, Goku. Maybe this is someone's way of punishing her for-

Everyone but Goku: MEW!

Mew: I mean, don't cry, Goku. It's okay.

Raditz: Seriously, Kakkarot, stop crying. It's creeping me out.

Thunder: I'm really sorry, Goku. I thought Mew could help them...

Lightning: Yeah. No one meant for this to happen. It was just a terrible accident.

Goku: *crying* I know! But that fact doesn't bring her back!

Mew: Do you really want her back?

Mew Two: Mew! His wife was just eaten by a sea monster! How can you talk to him like that!?

Mew: It was an honest question. He can do so much better for himself.

Lightning: How can you be so insensitive, Mew!?

Mew: You didn't like her either.

Thunder: No one did, but you can't talk about the dead like that!

Mew: What ever. Listen, Goku. Don't waste you time crying over her. Think of her death as... As... You splitting up to... To... Pursue your own interests!

Goku: *crying* I don't have any interests!

Mew: Sure you do! You want to raise Pokémon, don't you? That's an interest.

Goku: *sniffle* It is?

Mew: Sure! You and the boys could get a couple of new Pokémon and start a ranch or something!

Goku: *sniffle* The boys don't know yet! *crying* I can't believe they've lost their mother at such young ages! Especially poor Goten!

Raditz: That just might be better for them...

Lightning: I can't believe you, Mew! WIll you just let him grieve for awhile before you push him into his new life! The poor guy needs time to adjust!

Mew: Fine.

Thunder: Awww man! How can we finish the show now!?

Lightning: I don't think you can.

Thunder: Damn it! Stupid Chi- Never mind.... Well, due to this unexpected surprise, we're going to have to end this episode now.

Mew: (patting Goku on the back) Tune in tomorrow to see.... Ummmmm.... What is on the block for tomorrow?

Mew Two: Well, the schedule said talk about Vegeta trip and- tease Chi Chi when she isn't there to defend herself.

Thunder: Wow... That is totally inappropriate now...

Lightning: How about we worry about that later.

Mew: Okay.

Thunder: See you later everyone!

Mew: Bye!

That's it for today's episode of The Pikachu and Mew Show. Because Thunder and Mew feel really guilty, they don't know what's going to happen tomorrow or if the show will even be on. Just tune in tomorrow to see what happens. Good night everyone.

Gohan: Wait. You're telling me that mom got eaten by a sea dragon!?

Goten: Mom is dead?

Goku: *sniffle* I'm afraid so.

Mew: I'm sorry, guys.

Gohan: (shrugging it off) Meh. Oh well. What can you do? So, what's for dinner?

Goten: Can we have pizza!? Please daddy!?

Mew Two: Your mother just died and all you can think about is food!?

Gohan: She was kind of a nag. It's sad that she died, but it does take a major load off my shoulders.

Goten: And now I can play violent video games!

Lightning: Earth kids are super messed up.

Mew: (looking over at Goku) Goku, are you okay?

(Goku is staring at his boys win shock and disbelief)

Gohan: If you expected us to cry, dad, I'm afraid you're going to be disappointed.

Goku: Don't you feel even a little bad?

Gohan: Sure we feel bad.

Goten: We just know that mom would want us to move on with our lives.

Gohan: You should too, dad. Perhaps you should get a girlfriend.

Goku: Gohan!

Gohan: What?

Goten: Come on dad. You can't stay stuck on mommy forever.

Goku: Your mother hasn't been dead for an hour and you're already trying to replace her! I can't believe this!

Mew: Kids these days... They're just awful.

Goku: You got that right.

Gohan: We are not. We're just trying to be strong for you, dad.

Mew Two: You are not. You're just mean kids.

Goten: So what if we are? I like being mean. No one messes with mean people. So there! Any way, can we have dinner now?

Gohan: Don't tell us we can't eat because mom is dead.

Goku: I guess we can have whatever you want.

Goten: Yay! Pizza!

Thunder: Wow.... Those two are something else...

Mew Two: I can't believe how little they care about their mother's death...

Gohan: We care that she died! We just don't want to let it get us down, right Goten?

Goten: Right, Gohan!

(Goku shakes his head. The poor guy is really confused.)

Gohan: Any way, lets get some dinner! Then we can discuss our feelings as a family! Will that make you feel better dad?

Goku: How come when I died you get really upset, but when it's your mother you couldn't care less?

Gohan: Well, when you died, it was because you sacrificed yourself to help others. Mom died being incredibly selfish. I care that mom died. I really do. But your deaths were far more traumatic since you didn't deserve it.

Goku: And your mom did!?

Gohan: Kinda. She'd be here now if she would have been nicer to Uncle Raditz.

(Goku's eyes open wide and he looks like he's about to faint. Mew helps him into a chair.)

Mew: Goku! Are you okay!?

Goku: No.

Mew: Calm down! Listen, I'll take Gohan and Goten to dinner. You just go to your parents house and rest, okay?

Goku: *sigh* Okay...

Mew: Good! Mew Two! Help Goku get home please.

Mew Two: Okay. Come on, Goku.

Mew: Come on kids! Lets go get pizza!

Goten: Yay!

(Mew teleports away with Goten and Gohan. Mew Two takes Goku away. Thunder and Lightning shake their heads.)

Lightning: That was so wrong.

Thunder: Yeah. You want to go check out that cool store that sells all those crazy gadget things?

Lightning: Okay. Maybe I can find something nice to bring back for Rachel.

Thunder: Who's Rachel?

Lightning: (Blushing, kinda) No- no one...

Thunder: Is she your girlfriend!?

Lightning: (still blushing) No!

Thunder: *gasp* Lightning! You have a girlfriend!? No way! I'm going to go tell Mew!

(He ruins off the set)

Lightning: Thunder! Don't you- GET BACK HERE! THUNDER!!!

(He chases him off the set. The screen goes black)