(We see the TPAMS set. Thunder and Mew are sitting in their usual spots, and Goku is in a chair next to Mew. Mew has a black bow by each ear and one on her tail. Thunder is wearing an adorable little black, pikachu sized jacket. Goku has a funny Hawaiian shirt on. I guess Thunder and Mew are wearing black to mourn, but I'm not sure what Goku's deal is.)

Thunder: Hello and welcome to episode 47 of The Pikachu and Mew Show!

Mew: As you may remember, Chi Chi passed away two episodes ago. We meant to do something special on the last episode, but we couldn't set this up that fast.

Thunder: So, today we have Goku with us as we host our newest special. (to the camera) Goku thinks it's a tribute to Chi Chi, but it's actually us trying to set him up with someone. We'll tell him that later.

Mew: Right. Today, we wore black for the whole mourning of the dead thing and some guests will tell us a memory they have of Chi Chi.

Thunder: We have Goku here with us today so he can hear all the happy memories and learn to accept her death.

Mew: (to the camera) That's what he thinks, any way...

Thunder: Are you ready to start, Goku.

Goku: *sniffle* I guess so.

Mew: Okay! Lets have the first guest, Two!

Mew Two: Your first guests are Vegeta and Bulma.

(They walk onto the stage.)

Mew: Hi guys!

Thunder: Hey.

Vegeta: Ummmmm... Hi.

Bulma: Hello. How are you guys today?

Mew: Me and Thunder are fine. I don't know about Goku, though.

Goku: *sniffle* I'm okay.

Bulma: Great! So, we're here to talk about Chi Chi?

Thunder: Something like that. Why don't you start, Bulma.

Bulma: Okay! Chi Chi was great! She was one of my best friends! We always went shopping together-

Vegeta: Yeah. They did.

Bulma: Vegeta!

Vegeta: What? Did you realize how much money you used to spend. It was crazy!

Bulma: This isn't about money, Vegeta! We're talking about Chi Chi.

Mew: Do you have any Chi Chi memories, Vegeta?

Vegeta: I remember she used to yell at me all the time. Kakkarot, too. She was kinda mean-

Bulma: Vegeta!

(Goku looks like he's going to cry)

Mew: HAPPY memories.

Vegeta: Oh. Well, no, not really.

Thunder: Do you guys have any other Chi Chi memories?

Bulma: Not me.

Vegeta: Not any happy ones.

Thunder: Okay. We'll see you later, then.

(They walk off the stage. Bulma yells at Vegeta the whole way.)

Mew Two: Could we have an emergency staff meeting really quickly?

Mew: Fine. We'll be back, Goku.

(They walk back stage.)

Goku: Oh no... They left me all alone. I suppose I could talk about Chi Chi for a little bit. Is that okay with you guys?

Audience: Okay!

Goku: Thank you. Well, where do I begin. I married Chi Chi because I wanted a Dragonball and that was the only way the Ox King would give it to me. I didn't really want to at first, but she kind of grew on me. I know she used to yell at me and everyone else a lot. And that she was always telling everyone what to do. And no matter how hard I tried, nothing I did was ever good enough for her. But she really wasn't a bad person. *sniffle* She loved me even though I'm kinda slow and I get into trouble a lot. *sniffle* There aren't a whole lot of people who will even like me for who I am. It takes a lot of work to deal with me and she never gave up. (yelling and crying) It's not fair! Why did she have to die!? I wish I would just die, too!

(Goku starts crying. Mew floats onto the stage)

Mew: Fine. (looking at Goku) Goku! What happened!? Did the audience pick on you?

Goku: *sniffle* No. I- was- just- telling them- about- about Chi Chi.

Mew: (reading the last part where Goku was talking) So you were. (patting his back) Listen, sweet heart. Mew Two was talking to the other guests, and no one remembers anything good about Chi Chi.

Goku: *sniffle* No one.

Mew: No one.

Goku: *sniffle* Nothing?

Mew: Not one thing.

Goku: *sniffle* Did everyone really hate her that much?

Mew: (Sitting on his lap and looking up at him) Yeah, they did.

(Goku doesn't respond. His eyes just tear up.)

Mew: (taking his hand) It's okay, Goku. Don't cry! We have a new, fun idea for the episode.

Goku: *sniffle* What's that?

Mew: We're going to play a game.

Goku: *sniffle* A game?

Mew: Yep!

Goku: *sniffle* Which one?

Mew: It's called: "Who wants to marry Goku".

Goku: *sniffle* I don't think I like the sound of that...

Mew: You'll love it once we start, I promise! (making a tissue appear) Now, why don't you stop crying so we can start.

Goku: *sniffle* Okay....

(He wipes his eyes and then loudly blows his nose into the tissue. Mew makes a trash can appear next to him. He throws away the tissue.)

Mew: Better?

Goku: I guess.

Mew: Good. (floating to her chair) Mew Two, send out my help.

Mew Two: Right. I'll be back.

(He disappears back stage. A few minutes later, Thunder and a tall man with blonde hair and yellow sunglasses walk onto the stage and sit down.)

Goku: Who's that guy?

Thunder: This is Mew's second gopher, Vash the Stampede from Trigun.

Mew: If YOU want another gopher, then hire one.

Thunder: I don't need another one even though mine works for you more than she does for me.

Mew: Quiet! This is Goku time, not fight with Mew time.

Thunder: What ever...

Mew: Okay. Now, Goku, we found 5 nice ladies that wouldn't object to marrying you. You get to ask them questions and score their answers to decide which two get to go to the final round. There, Goten and Gohan will ask the last two questions to decide which they like better. That combined with your scores will determine "Who gets to marry Goku"! Okay?

Goku: I don't know about this, Mew...

Mew: It will be fine! Now, Vash, since you are new here, you get to host the game, okay?

Vash: Okay. Could you send out the contestants, Mew Two.

Mew Two: Certainly.

(He goes back stage again. This time, her returns with 5 women. Goku sighs heavily. Mew and Thunder smile evilly. Then they high five)

Vash: Okay. Does every understand the rules for "Who wants to marry Goku?"

Women: Yes!

Goku: I do, but-

Vash: Great! Okay, now I think you should introduce yourselves to Goku. (turning to the first woman, who just so happens to be Officer Jenny. One of them, any way...) What don't you go first?

Officer Jenny 1: Okay! Hi Goku! My name is Jenny and I live in Pewter City. I'm a police officer! I catch criminals and that kind of stuff!

Goku: Ummm... It's nice to meet you. That's.... Very.... Interesting...

Vash: Okay. (pointing to the next lady (nurse Joy)) You go next.

Nurse Joy 1: Hi! My name is Joy and I'm a Pokémon Nurse! I work right here in VIridian City. (Giving a bag to Thunder) These are for you. Tell Kem she doesn't have to pick them up now.

Thunder: Ummmmm.... Thanks...

Vash: Okay! Now it's your turn!

(He points to another officer Jenny.)

Officer Jenny 2: Hi! My name is also Jenny!

Goku: Weren't you-

Officer Jenny 1 and 2: We're cousins.

Goku: Okay.... (Looking over and seeing two nurse Joys) What's going on here!? Why are there 2 of them!?

Mew: We got two Jennies and two Joys. They were about the only ones interested.

Vash: There's still one more person, Mew.

Mew: Right! Sorry! Please continue.

Vash: Right. We'll skip that Joy since Goku doesn't appear to be interested and talk to the final person.

Millie: It's my turn now? Okay! I'll finish my story in just a second!

(The second nurse Joy look relieved that she had finally stopped talking.)

Millie: What am I doing again?

Vash: You're introducing yourself to Goku. You came here for that game, remember?

Millie: Oh yeah! I forgot. Sorry, Mr. Vash!

Vash: It's okay. Go ahead.

Millie: Okay! Hi- Ummmmm- What's your name again?

Goku: My name is Kakkarot, but everyone calls me Goku.

Millie: That's weird. Kakkarot it nothing like Goku. Why does everyone call you that?

Goku: My grandpa named me Goku when he found me. I didn't know I was Kakkarot until my brother came looking for me.

Millie: Oh. Okay! Well, my name is Millie! It's my job to follow Mr. Vash around to make sure he stays out of trouble. He seems to get into trouble a lot.

Goku: How come?

Millie: I dunno. I guess it's because a lot of people want to see him dead.

Goku: I know the feeling.

Millie: People don't like you? Thunder and Mew told me that you were really nice.

Goku: Yeah, but there are lots of aliens that don't like me very much.

Millie: That's too bad. Ummmmm.... I feel bad asking, but what was your name again? I already forgot!

Goku: That's okay. I forgot your name too.

(They both laugh hysterically. This is so weird.... Mew and Thunder smile. I have a feeling they rigged this.)

Mew Two: What ever gave you that idea, narrator (sarcasm).

(It was rigged?)

Mew: Of course. When we met Vash, Millie was there, and she reminded us of Goku. We knew they would get along great.

Millie: Goku! That's right! I remember now because I said it was weird because it was nothing like your other name. So you like to be called Goku better than Kakkarot?

Goku: It doesn't really matter. I don't mind either way.

Millie: I'll call you Goku, then.

Goku: Okay. And your name was Millie?

Millie: Yep! I don't have any other names. At least I don't think I do...

Goku: Most people don't.

Millie: Yeah. Most people only get one name. I guess 2 names might confuse them.

Goku: I used to get so confused all the time! It was terrible!

Millie: I bet. I don't know what I'd do if I had 2 names.

Nurse Joy 1: (to Mew) I think your plan worked.

Mew: You're damn right it did. Thanks for your help!

Officer Jenny 2: Don't mention it! Well, I think we should get going.

Thunder: Okay. Thanks a lot! Bye!

(The officer Jennies and nurse Joys leave. Meanwhile, Goku and Millie are talking about how much they like Eevees.)

Goku: I have 2 Eevees. Well, one is actually an Umbreon; That's Bunny.

Millie: Bunny!? I love that! That's such a cute name!

Goku: I named her that because she had rabbit ears.

Millie: Did you name the other one?

Goku: Of course! Her name is Ears.

Millie: Cute! I have an Eevee that Mew gave me.

Goku: Did you give it a special name?

Millie: Yeah! I name her Fluffy.

Goku: That's a good name.

Millie: Thanks!

Vash: (to Mew) How long are you going to let them ramble about stupid and pointless things?

Mew: As long as they want to.

Thunder: Maybe we should cut in and send them to get lunch or something.

Goku: Did someone say lunch?

Thunder: I did.

Millie: I like lunch!

Goku: Me too!

Thunder: Why don't you go with Van and Daisy to "Happy Pikachu" for lunch.

Goku: That sounds fun.

Millie: Okay! (to Goku) Then I can tell you about my Vulpix.

Goku: You have a Vulpix!? Fun!

(They walk off the stage)

Mew: And he didn't want to play.

Thunder: Even if they don't get married, he at least found a new friend.

Mew: Yeah.

(They sit in silence for a minute.)

Mew Two: Ummmm.... It's only page 9.

Mew: Crap! Well, we'll just do regular interviews, then.

Thunder: Why not start with Vash.

Mew: Okay! Hi, Vash!

Vash: Hey, Mew. Thunder. What's going on?

Mew: Nothing really. You?

Vash: Same.

Thunder: Why don't you tell us about Trigun.

Vash: Okay, but there really isn't much to tell. It's just about me traveling around trying to find out more about myself.

Mew: Where did Millie come in?

Vash: She and her partner, Meryl, are following me around. They work for some insurance company and are supposed to keep me out of trouble.

Thunder: Neat. I liked Trigun because it had an old west feel to it.

Mew Two: Are you a critic now?

Thunder: No. I was just making conversation. Gosh.

Vash: (Smiling) Yeah. That's kinda cool. There aren't many western type shows any more.

Mew: That's because they usually suck. I like Trigun, though. It's good.

Vash: Well, I'm glad you like it.

(They sit in silence some more.)

Vash: When you said that Goku guy was exactly like Millie, I thought you were kidding, but now that I've met him, I totally agree with you.

Mew: I know. They're perfect for each other. I hope that works out.

Thunder: I thought that was a bad idea at first, but after seeing them getting along so well, it seems much less bad.

Mew: Yeah. Even though they idea stemmed from my hatred of Chi Chi and my attempts to do away with all memories of her, the plan ended up helping Goku cope. See? I'm not pure evil.

Thunder: I never said you were.

Mew: Two did.

Mew Two: I did. I was wrong. Forgive me.

Mew: I forgive you.

(They sit in silence some more.)

Mew: Hey! Lets ask Gohan and Goten what they think of Millie!

Thunder: Okay. Send them out, Two. We'll see you later, Vash.

Vash: Okay. Bye!

(He walks off the stage. Gohan and Goten walk out.)

Mew: Hi guys!

Gohan: Who IS that woman, where did you find her, and WHY did you set her up with our father?

Mew: She's Millie. We met her at a cartoon hero convention where we met Vash. We set her up with your dad because she's just like him.

Goten: She is! It's scary.

Thunder: Don't you like her?

Gohan: She's just so... Strange...

Mew: So is Goku.

Gohan: He is, but he's a different kind of weird.

Thunder: Not really.

Gohan: Okay. You're right. I'm just not used to dad enjoying himself while talking to women. They usually just yell orders at him.

Mew: I know! But Millie is as crazy and confused as he is, so she won't order him around. To her, they are equal.

Goten: Daddy looked happy.

Thunder: He did. That means Mew and I chose well.

Goten: Yeah.

(They sit in silence some more.)

Gohan: I wonder what they're talking about now.

Mew Two: We figured you would.

Mew: That's why Van and Daisy are there. They're our spies.

Gohan: Great! Check in on them!

(The screen cuts to Van and Daisy who are sitting at a table outside "Happy Pikachu". You can't see Mew, but you can hear her voice.)

Mew: What's going on, Van?

Van: Well, Goku is telling Millie about all the times he died, and what it was like to be dead.

Gohan: He hasn't mentioned mom, has he?

Daisy: No, actually. Van asked him something about your mother, and Goku said "Chi Chi who?"

Gohan and Goten: Yes!

(You hear their hands hitting each other. They must have "high fived". Naughty kids...)

Thunder: Anything else happen that we should know about?

Van: Not really.

Mew: Are they getting along okay?

Daisy: Yeah. They seem to be enjoying each other's company a lot.

Thunder: We are SO good, Mew.

Mew: I know. Thanks a lot guys. We'll talk to you later.

Van and Daisy: Bye.

(The screen cuts back to Mew and Thunder)

Mew: You know who makes an even cuter couple than Goku and Millie?

Thunder: Who?

Mew: Van and Daisy! I should set them up, too.

Mew Two: Have you already forgotten what happened the last time you tried that?

Mew: Before Goku and Millie?

Mew Two: Yes.

Mew: Yes. What happened?

Mew Two: Michelle and Darien still aren't speaking to you.

Mew: They're dating now!

Gohan: What happened there?

Mew: Well, I locked them up together and told them that they could go only when they were willing to to admit their love for each other. They decided to join forces to defeat me, but I narrowly managed to escape with my life. Somehow, they got out and now refuse to speak to me.

Goten: How do you know they're dating, then?

Mew: Lightning told me. He saw them together at "The Club" and asked what was going on. They told him that they were dating and that they hated me.

Gohan: I guess that's good for them.

Mew Two: But they won't come to the show now since they don't want to talk to Mew.

Thunder: And that's bad for us. People like them so ratings might be hurt.

Mew: So what?

Thunder: So, I don't want people to stop watching. Maybe I should go apologize for you...

Mew: Don't even think about doing that!

Thunder: Why not?

Mew: Because I'll hate you if you do!

Thunder: I think I will...

Mew: Thunder Chupi! Don't you dare!

Thunder: Stop being such a baby, Mew.

Mew: I don't want them to think they have won!

Goten: But they admitted that they like each other, so haven't you already won?

(Mew looks at him. Then she smiles.)

Mew: You're right! I have! But I'm still not saying sorry!

Thunder: What ever. Do we have anything left for the show today?

Mew Two: Not really.

Mew: Maybe we should end it, then.

Thunder: Okay. What's up for tomorrow, Two?

Mew Two: Tomorrow is a random guest from where ever episode, but we have a few new guests in it.

Mew: Who!?

Mew Two: We have Kenshin and Sanosuke from "Ruroni Kenshin", Hamtaro and Bijou from "Hamtaro", Kagome and Sesshomaru from "InuYasha", and Knives and Wolfwood from "Trigun".

Thunder: For old guest we have Giovanni, Michelle (I hope), Kaiba, Goku, Vegeta, Davis, and Kuja.

Mew: As always, we'll talk to anyone else that stops by, too.

Thunder: Well, I guess that's it for today's episode of the Pikachu and Mew Show!

Mew: Tune in tomorrow for a random people from wherever episode!

Thunder and Mew: Bye everyone!

That's it for today's episode of The Pikachu and Mew Show. Be sure to tune in tomorrow to see random people from wherever. A few of them are new and you don't want to miss that! Good night everyone.