Thunder: Hello and welcome to the Pikachu and Mew show episode 5.

Mew: Five episodes already? We are good.

Thunder: YES WE ARE! And our guests our a few of Kem’s friends. Which few do we have Mew?

Mew: We have Joe, Avian, Matt Hiltner, and Tu Anh. (People Kem has heard from in the last month) Kem is also here, but our guests don’t know that.

Thunder: She’ll be watching from another room. So she’ll hear EVERYTHING. But her friends will be totally honest because the think she won’t hear any of this.

Mew: So lets find out who Kem’s REAL friends are and start the show.

Mew Two: Your firs guest is Joe.

(Joe walks on to the stage, looks at Thunder and Mew, and starts screaming.)

Joe: AHHHH!!!! IT’S MEW!!!! AND A PIKACHU!!!! COOL!!!

Mew: Joe, friend, calm down.

Thunder: Yeah. Before we’re forced to hurt you.

Joe: Sorry. Can I have your autograph?

Mew: Not now. So Joe, you’re one of Kem’s friends?

Joe: If you say so.

Thunder: What kind of response is that?

Joe: She is EVIL!!! PURE EVIL!!!!

Mew: O-kay. So you think Kem is evil?

Joe: I KNOW Kemi is EVIL!!! PURE EVIL!!!!

Thunder: Why are you repeating yourself?

Joe: I had to make sure you heard me.

Mew: If Kem is evil, why do you hang around with her?

Joe: I don’t know. But she IS evil. P-.....

Thunder and Mew: PURE EVIL!!!!

Joe: Yeah. how’d you know?

Mew: I think we need to go to the next guest.

Joe: Why?

Mew: You’re scaring us. Bye Joe.

Joe: Bye. Do I still get a autograph?

Thunder: Yeah. Sure. GO!

(Joe walks of the stage.)

Thunder: Next.

Mew Two: Your next guest is Avian.

(Avian walks on to the stage.)

Mew: Hi Avian.

Avian: Hi.

Thunder: So you are a friend of Kem’s?

Avian: Yes.

Mew: Why?

Avian: I don’t know.

Thunder: You guys suck at this.

Mew: Yeah. Start saying you hate her of something.

Avian: But I don’t hate her, all the time.

Mew: So you do hate her some times?

Avian: You could say that. But I hate all my friends sometimes.

Thunder: I don’t think I'd want you for a friend.

Avian: Really?

Thunder: Yeah. I’m sick of you.

Avian: Really?

Mew: Yeah. Kem’s next friend better be good or I'm going home.

Mew Two: You’re next guest is Matt.

(Avian walks off the stage. Matt walks on to the stage.)

Thunder: Hi Matt.

Matt: Hi Thunder. Hi Mew.

Mew: Hi. So how long have you been friends with Kem?

Matt: Since third grade.

Mew: WOW! That’s a long time.What ever possessed you to become friends with Kem?

Matt: She was the new kid. I was just being nice.

Thunder: Does that mean you really hate her?

Matt: I didn’t say that. She’s watching, isn’t she?

Mew: (To Matt) Yes but you aren’t supposed to know that.

Thunder: One last question. Who’s better? Me or Mew.

Matt: Ummm.... Mew Two. BYE!!!

(Matt runs off the stage)

Thunder: He was not an option!

Mew: Who’s next Mew Two?

Mew Two: Your next and last guest is TuAnh.

(She walks on to the stage.)

Thunder: Hi.

TuAnh: Hi.

Mew: Hello. HA! I’m different! So TuAnh, how long have you been Kem’s friend?

TuAnh: Since seventh grade.

Mew: Did you watch Sailor Moon today? I missed it.

Thunder: Later Mew. (To TuAnh) I saw it. Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus die.

Mew: WHAT!? I can’t hear you! What happened?

Thunder: Pikachu. One more question for today. Do you want to play ghetto bowling (Game involving golf tees and a golf ball made up by me!) TuAnh?

TuAnh: Ok.

Mew: Well that’s al the time we have for today.

Thunder: That’s my line! Any how, Tune in tomorrow to see random pokemon characters off the street. This could be good. Just watch. kay? Good. BYE!!

That’s the Pikachu and Mew Show for today, Watch tomorrow and you’ll see random pokemon characters off the street. Who knows, you might see one you actually like. Just watch, Ok?