Thunder: Hello everyone and welcome to episode 51 the Pikachu and Mew Show!!!

Mew: It’s been so long.

Mew Two: Indeed. According to my records, episode 50 was completed during the summer of 2003.

Thunder: Has it really been that long?

Mew Two: Yeah.

Mew: Remember how Kem tried to do some stuff since then, but college sort of got in the way.

Thunder: I suppose. Well, hopefully this won’t be one of those things that she starts and never finishes. Like the 3rd movie. Or the side stories that are sitting half written.

Mew: Right. So, who exactly were we supposed to be interviewing in this episode?

Mew Two: Lets look...

(He opens up some files on his lap top computer)

Mew Two: It looks like Final Fantasy X people and your usual guests.

Thunder: Do we have any of those people here?

Mew Two: No. This was sort of an impromptu regrouping and doing the show.

Mew: Shoot. Well, how did you expect us to do a show without guests?

Mew Two: I needed more time to get everyone. I didn’t expect to get everything together so fast. Why don’t you just do some sort of last almost 3 year recap special thing.

Mew: That’s a super idea!!

Thunder: Yeah!! Let’s do it!! Queue a new title bar!!

Thunder: Hello and welcome to episode 51 of the Pikachu and Mew Show: Where we’ve been for the last 3 years special!!

Mew: Today, we’re going to give you the scoop on what we and our friends have been doing for the last 3 years.

Mew Two: Which has been about 6 months our time. It was only 3 years in the real world.

Mew: Right! I keep forgetting!!

Thunder: Where should we begin?

Mew: Oh! Let’s talk about us!!

Thunder: Okay. Well, our lives have been really good lately. Kem is off at college in the real world, so we don’t see her as much as we’d like, but we’ve been getting by.

Mew: While Kem has been away, we decided to move into a much bigger house in Giovanni’s neighborhood. He loves having us as neighbors!!

Mew Two: And by “loves” she means “wishes he was dead”.

Thunder: We still live with the whole crew: Lightning, Blossom, evil Thunder, Mystic, and the 3 of us, only now, we all get our own rooms.

Mew: Kem has one, too, of course. She just barely ever uses it.

Thunder: And they are all exactly the same as you remember them. Lightning is still into rap music and being a lawyer. He’s been winning all sorts of big cases!

Mew: Blossom is still a vegetarian that eats Oddishes. She still goes to protests and insists that there still aren’t equal rights for women and minorities. And she still has a secret not so secret crush on Mew Two.

Mew Two: Mew...

Mew: I didn’t say anything about you. Yet...

Thunder: Evil Thunder is still a pain in my butt. He likes to harass us and take all our toys, just like before. The only thing that has changed with him is that he has discovered his new calling in life. He recently decided that he was meant to be a radio DJ. So he is. You can listen to his show weeknights from 4:00 pm to 9:00 pm on 106.65 FM, KKRZ. It’s a weird talk/music/game radio show thing.

Mew: As for us specifically, I have taken up knitting and I LOVE making scarves!

Thunder: I started battling again and lost 3 whole pounds!!

Mew Two: And I still want to rule the world. I’m not there yet, but I have a few plans-

Mew: And he took Blossom out on a date!

Mew Two: It wasn’t a date.

Mew: It was, too!!

Thunder: You did take her to a restaurant and buy her food...

Mew Two: Firstly, we were on our way back from somewhere else. Secondly, we stopped because I was hungry and she didn’t mind eating. And third, I only paid because she lent me some money before that.

Mew: Whatever. You 2 ate, ALONE, at a restaurant. Therefore, you were on a date.

Thunder: Wait. Did you pull out her chair for her? If you did that, then it was a date.

Mew Two: Of course not! In fact, I sat where she wanted to just to irritate her.

Mew: See!? You’re teasing her! That means you like her!! Two loves Blossom!! Two loves Blossom!!

(Mew Two throws an energy ball at her head. She dives to the floor and it barely misses her)

Mew Two: I won’t miss next time.

Thunder: Moving on... While we weren’t working on the show, Mew, Two, and myself have been working on an autobiography of the three of us called “The Other Side of TPAMS”. It’s nearly finished and should be in stores this Christmas!!

Mew: It talks about all the highs and lows of being more famous than Oprah.

Thunder: Something like that... Any way, you should keep an eye out for that. Even if you only check it out from the library. It will be an awesome read!!

Mew: I’ve also been working with Blossom, Lightning, Kuja, Mystic, and Matt from Digimon on a famous JPop songs cover album. We’ve got covers of songs by Maaya Sakamoto, Do As Infinity, Koda Kumi, and more!!

Thunder: It’s HILARIOUS!! I’m not even kidding! Blossom’s cover of “No Tricks” is about the funniest thing I have ever seen EVER!!

Mew Two: I think I like Mew’s rendition of “Robot” better.

Mew: My “Robot” is excellent. I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Mew Two: Mew, your Japanese is terrible, you can’t dance, and your pig mask people imitation makes you look ridiculous.

Thunder: He’s right, Mew.

Mew: Whatever. I still think I did that better than Kuja did “Candy”.

Thunder: I thought “Candy” turned out well because of Lightning. He did an awesome Mr. Blistah impression.

Mew: But Kuja can’t sing.

Mew Two: Neither can Koda Kumi, but she still sells tons of CDs.

Thunder: Burn!!

Mew: She’s a great singer! How can you not love her wonderful and borderline trashy music?

Mew Two: As soon as she makes a video where she keeps her clothes on for the whole thing I might consider taking her seriously.

Thunder: Right on. She’s not even that good looking.

Mew: She’s very pretty! VAN!!!!

(He runs onto the stage)

Mew: As you can see, Van is still my gopher. And he still does a fabulous job. Any way, Van, is Koda Kumi good looking?

Van: She’s okay. Nothing special, really.

Thunder and Mew Two: HA!

Mew: Grrrrr... Fine. Go make me some hot chocolate. NOW!!

(Van rushes backstage.)

Thunder: ANY WAY, that’s really all we’ve had going on all this time. Let’s find out what our guests have been up to!!

Mew Two: Okay. (Floating over to Thunder with some papers) This is about Giovanni.

Mew: (snatching away the paper) I want to read that one!

(She reads over the paper for a second. About halfway down the page, her eyes get really big- Well, bigger than they usually are, which is already pretty big)

Mew: Two, did you actually read this?

Mew Two: I skimmed it over. Is something wrong?

Mew: Maybe. Get Vanni on the phone.

Mew Two: Okay...

Thunder: What does it say?

Mew: It says he has a girlfriend!

(Thunder’s jaw drops and he stares at Mew looking completely horrified)

Mew: This has to be a mistake. Make sure he gets here now, Two.

Mew Two: I’m working on it.

Mew: In the mean time, I’ll read some other stuff about him. Team Rocket is still going strong. He’s sort of trying to teach Andrea how to run that, but she’s still more interested in shopping and Kaiba.

Thunder: She’s RELLY interested in Kaiba.

Mew: Yeah. Like borderline creepy stalking interested. I feel bad for the kid. Although he is really cute and I can see why one would want to stalk him.

Thunder: Mystic is still totally obsessed with him, too, by the way. She might be creepier than Andrea about it.

Mew: It’s a hard call. They’re both SUPER creepy.

Mew Two: Lary said that he’d get Giovanni here in 15 minutes or less.

Mew: Yay!! Then we can find out what the deal is with this bio of him you found. Speaking of Giovanni, there’s still more left to say about him! He decided a few months back that he would use some of his free time to go volunteer at the high school. I think he tutors math or something like that.

Thunder: That freaks me out a lot. He hates kids. I don’t get why he’s helping them.

Mew: It’s all Andrea’s fault. She made him a nice person and it kinda makes me sad. I miss when he used to be angry and hated the world.

Thunder: He WAS more fun then.

Mew: But I suppose he’s happy now and that’s what matters. Let’s see... I think, besides the woman, I mean, that there’s not much else going on with Vanni. He’s still kind of the same, just a little friendlier.

Thunder: Wasn’t there also some stuff about Andrea there?

Mew: Yep. Andrea is still a spoiled brat. Vanni gives her anything and everything that she wants, swimming pool in her room included. She hangs out with Madison, Li, and the others still and all that stuff. She goes out with this weird kid named John that Giovanni hates with a fiery passion. I like talking to him about John because Vanni seems more like himself then.

Thunder: Yeah. Remember when he suggested 37 different “creative ways to have him eliminated”? That was really funny.

Mew: I thought the funniest part of that was that he seriously titled the list “37 creative ways to have Andrea’s boyfriend eliminated”.

Thunder: Did we ever ask why he picked the number 37?

Mew: I don’t think we did. We should do that. And... It looks like that’s all there is to say about Andrea.

Thunder: Do you have anything about Michelle, Mew Two?

Mew Two: I do.

(He brings a stack of papers over to Thunder)

Mew: Are you going to be able to read those or should I do it?

Thunder: I’ll be fine!! Especially since I know what they say and I don’t like it at all.

Lightning: (walking onto the stage) She and Darien unexpectedly ran off to Goldenrod City and eloped in one of those weird, themed, marriage places and moved to the suburbs with Blossom and Brick.

Thunder: I was going to say that, Lightning!

Lightning: Sorry, I just heard what you were talking about and thought I would shorten it up and save you from reliving the tragedy again.

Thunder: (rolling his eyes) Thanks a lot (sarcasm).

Lightning: Don’t mention it.

Mew Two: They seriously got married? How long were they even dating?

Lighting: 8 or 9 months. I told them it was too soon, but they did it anyway.

Mew: Darien was too needy. I knew he’d be married in a year or less from the time he broke up with Serena, but you didn’t believe me. By my count, it took him 10 months.

Lightning: That sounds right.

Thunder: (pouting) I don’t get what she sees in him, any way.

Mew: Let’s count the things he has going for him. 1) He’s a lawyer and makes a good amount of money. 2) He’s pretty hot. 3)-

Thunder: That’s good, Mew.

Mew: But-

Thunder: MEW!

Lightning: Mew, you’re done.

Mew: Fine.

Lightning: I think they also got a dog. Yeah. His name is Max or something like that. I forget.

Mew: Isn’t he one of those little Dobermans?

Lightning: Yeah. I haven’t visited really since they got it, though, because it tried to bite me.

Mew: Sad!

Lightning: Yeah.

Mew Two: How long ago were they married?

Lightning: I want to say 3 months ago.

Thunder: It’s really been that long? And they’re still together!?

Mew: Deal with it.

Thunder: Shut up.

Mew Two: Maybe we should talk about someone else. Like Kaiba! (Walking over to Mew with the papers) Here’s some stuff about Kaiba.

Mew: Okay! YAY! Kaiba is still as cute and smart and rich as he was before. He’s still very single and my super best friend. He just started in College and is studying business. Which really isn’t all that surprising.

Lightning: Though it seems kind of silly since he’s been running a large company since he was like 15.

Mew: I suppose that just makes his classes that much easier. Any way, he goes to school around here so he can still live in his fancy house with Mokuba.

Thunder: That’s FASCINATING. Not really.

Mew: Quiet, you.

Lightning: I thought Kaiba was going out with that one girl that Yugi introduced us to. What’s her name?

Mew: Katie, and nope. They broke up.

Thunder: Why?

Mew: She was kind of a jerk and I didn’t like her.

Mew Two: You made him break up with her?

Mew: No! I just sort of helped it along from the outside.

Thunder: You know, Mew, you might be a horrible person.

Mew: I’m not a person. I’m a Mew.

Thunder: Loser.

Lightning: That is kinda bad, Mew.

Mew: He can do better. I just made sure he knew that.

Thunder: You know, someday he’s going to meet someone that you won’t be able to scare away.

Mew: Until then, he’ll be my super best friend with no interruption.

Lightning: Oh, Mew. You’re crazy.

Mew: Maybe a little. (Flipping through the papers) Hey! Here’s Shiro’s!! He hasn’t been on since like episode 22!

Mew Two: Actually, his last appearance was episode 44.

Mew: Whatever. It says here that he finally dumped the stupid b**** from hell!! That’s good.

Thunder: She was mean.

Lightning: Yeah. Me and the other guys definitely took him out that day and got to have fun for a change.

Mew: And by “fun” you mean you got him so drunk that he was sick for the next 3 days.

Lightning: I’ll have you know that it wasn’t the next 3 days. It was only the next day and a half. And he wouldn’t have gotten that sick if he would have listened to me and not played “I bet I can drink that the fastest” with that girl he met at the bar.

Mew Two: Lightning, perhaps you should save the specifics of your antics for after the show. Family programming, remember?

Lightning: Sorry, but I had to defend myself from Mew’s allegations.

Thunder: She had a point, though.

Lightning: She did not.

Mew Two: Hey! Later!

Thunder and Lightning: Fine.

Mew: Any way, I guess Shiro still is a Gundam pilot for the military and he works both on earth and on the space colonies. And, apparently, he likes to go drinking with naughty little Raichus.

Lightning: Mew Two! Make her stop it.

Mew Two: Mew, I told them that they had to be good, so you behave yourself.

Mew: I was just stating facts.

Lightning: Unnecessary facts.

Thunder: Is there anything else we need to know about Shiro?

Mew: No. Not really. I just like to talk bad about Lightning so your parents will see it and lecture him.

Lightning: Thanks, Mew (sarcasm).

Mew: Any time.

Thunder: Who else should be walk about?

Mew: Oh! What about Goku and Vegeta!?

Thunder: Of course!

(Mew Two brings him the papers)

Thunder: Well, it looks as though Vegeta and Goku are doing just fine. Vegeta is still married to Bulma and they haven’t lost Trunks or anything at this point. Goku also still has both his kids.

Mew: I kinda figured child services would have taken them by now. Last I heard, he was giving them cake and soda for breakfast and dinner.

Thunder: No. Videl comes and makes them food a lot. Bulma, too. I think that they’re being taken care of.

Mew: Well, that’s good. Goku still works for the network, doesn’t he?

Lightning: He sure does and he’s doing a sweet job. I love working with him.

Thunder: That’s awesome. Did Vegeta get a real job yet?

Mew: Not really. It says here that he still bums around his house and scares the neighbors.

Lightning: That sounds about right.

Mew: For sure.

Mew Two: Lary and Giovanni are here.

Mew: Get them out here!!!

(Lary and Giovanni walk onto the stage and sit down between Lightning and Mew)

Mew: Hey Vanni! Lary!

Lary: Hello, Mew. Hello, Thunder and Lightning.

Giovanni: Mew. Thunder. Lightning. What sort of awful torture do you have planned for me today?

Mew: Well, Vanni, we were just reading through some notes and we noticed something that seemed- How should I put this?

Lightning: Damn creepy.

Thunder: Amen.

Lightning: Word, Thunder. Word.

Thunder: Right. Sorry.

Giovanni: Whatever could you be referring to, Mew?

Mew: You know what I’m referring to!

Giovanni: Do I?

Thunder: The girlfriend you have! Jeeze, Mew. Just say it.

Mew: I can’t. It gives me the chills just hearing those words.

Giovanni: Oh. THAT. Where did you hear that?

Mew: That’s not important. All we want it for you to confirm or deny the news.

Giovanni: What if I don’t want to?

Lary: Giovanni, I think-

Giovanni: I didn’t ask, Lawrence.

Thunder: Maybe we asked! What were you going to say, Lary?

Lary: I was just going to say that he knew you would find out sooner or later-

Mew: So it’s true!! Who is she!? Do we know her!? Why haven’t we been introduced yet!?

Giovanni: I fail to see why any of this concerns you.

Mew: We’re your friends! OF COURSE IT CONCERNS US!

Giovanni: Well, I happen to disagree and I will neither confirm nor deny anything.

Lightning: So, you have a girlfriend and you won’t tell us? That’s lame, G.

Giovanni: What did I tell you about calling me “G”?

Lightning: Not to do it.

Giovanni: Why did you do it, then?

Lightning: Because I felt like it. Come on. Since when do I do anything you ask me to?

Giovanni: I suppose.

Mew: HEY! You owe me some answers!

Giovanni: I don’t owe you anything!

Mew: Grrrrrr.... Fine. I’ll find out somehow! Ummmmm.... Two, how are we going to find out who he’s dating?

Mew Two: I don’t really care who he’s dating.

Mew: I do! Help me!

Thunder: Why don’t we ask Andrea? She tells us everything.

Giovanni: Not if she wants a car.

Mew: You already bought her silence! You jerk!

Giovanni: You said you liked it better when I was mean. I heard all about that.

Mew: Not when you’re mean to me!! Come on, Giovanni!!

Giovanni: How does it feel to be the one feeling absolutely miserable, Mew?

Mew: Pretty crappy.

Thunder: Giovanni, you don’t really want her to feel bad, do you?

Giovanni: Sort of. But I suppose I made a promise to be nicer.

Mew Two: I don’t remember that.

Giovanni: Not to Mew. To Emily.

Mew: Who- I get it! I get what you mean! When do I get to meet Emily!?

Giovanni: Eventually.

Mew: When’s that?!

Lary: She’s really nice. I think you’d like her.

Thunder: Nice? And she likes Giovanni? What’s wrong with her?

Lightning: Thunder!

Mew: I was kind of thinking that myself. She’s either really ugly or really desperate.

Giovanni: You WOULD think that. And you wonder why I don’t want to tell you anything.

Mew: We’re sorry, Vanni! Will you please bring her around later? Like tomorrow or something?

Giovanni: I’ll think about it.

Mew: Vanni!!

Giovanni: Don’t you whine at me. I get more than enough of that from Andrea.

Mew: Grrrrr.... Fine. But you better bring her over. If not to the show then to our house. I’ll make her cookies!!

Giovanni: Perhaps.

Thunder: That’s all you’ll get out of him, Mew.

Mew: *sigh* I know.

(She frowns and hangs her head looking very defeated.)

Giovanni: Score one for me.

Mew: Shut up.

Lightning: You got to meet this Emily person, Lary?

Lary: Yes. A few times.

Lightning: Is she from around here?

Lary: Not really. I actually knew her before Giovanni. She lives kind of around where I do over near Fuchsia.

Lightning: Really? What the heck is she doing over here?

Lary: She moved over here a few months ago.

Thunder: She’s not like 25 is she?

Lary: No. She’s... How old is she? Like your age?

Giovanni: Roughly.

Lightning: Like Giovanni would even speak to someone 12 years younger than him. He hated people that are younger than him 97% of the time.

Giovanni: 98%.

Mew: Exactly?

Giovanni: Exactly.

Thunder: You two are so weird.

Mew: Hey, Vanni! I just thought of something completely unrelated.

Giovanni: What?

Mew: Remember your “37 creative ways to destroy Andrea’s boyfriend” or whatever you called them?

Giovanni: I do.

Mew: Why did you pick 37?

Giovanni: I was going for 40, but I ended up 3 short.

Thunder: Really?

Giovanni: No. I just kept thinking of them and ran out of ideas at 37.

Mew: Oh. Boring.

(They sit in silence for a few minutes.)

Mew: This sucks. I want to meet Emily.

Giovanni: How unfortunate.

Mew: You WOULD say that.

Giovanni: I would.

Thunder: Is that all you have to say to Giovanni, Mew?

Mew: If we can’t meet Emily, then I guess so.

Thunder: Okay. Thanks a lot for coming, Vanni. You can go if you want. Mew’s whining is starting to bug me.

Mew: Hey!

Giovanni: Thank you very much, Thunder. I just gained a lot of respect for you for that.

Thunder: Thanks. I’ll see you later, guys.

Lary and Giovanni: Bye.

(They walk off the stage)

Mew: Okay. I’m thoroughly grossed out now.

Thunder: Yeah. He’s NOT supposed to have a girlfriend.

Mew: I can’t wait to meet her. I bet she’s either really crazy or she’s never actually talked to him about anything ever.

Lightning: That doesn’t really make any sense at all even a little, Mew.

Mew: I know. I just wanted to throw that out there.

Mew Two: Not surprised....

Mew: What?

Mew Two: Nothing. Would you like to learn what Davis and those kids have been up to?

Mew: Sure.

(He brings that papers out and gives them to Lightning)

Lightning: Oh. I guess it’s my turn. Well, it says here that Davis and the others are doing great. They’re still in school and hanging out with the usual suspects. Matt still hasn’t finished your theme song, although he says he’s making good progress.

Mew: Right (sarcasm). He’s been “making good progress” for like 2 years.

Lightning: I’m just telling you what it says. Any way, I guess the older Digidestened are in college now. If you want to know their majors you’ll have to ask because this list is sort of long. I will mention, though, that Matt has a really hot girlfriend.

Thunder: Who is she?

Lightning: She’s that girl from the new Yugi show. She plays a 16 year old but she’s like 18 and goes to the same school as Kaiba and Digidestened kids.

Mew: Why did they all go to the same college?

Lightning: Because there are only 2 good colleges in Kanto: Viridian State and UKTI.

Mew: UKTI?

Mew Two: University of Kantojoh at Indigo.

Thunder: We did an autograph signing there once.

Mew Two: That’s right.

Mew: But aren’t there hundreds of colleges in the country? And in Johto. And in Japan where they came from?

Lightning: Yes, but they wanted to stay in Kanto, which rules out Japan and Johto, and they wanted a good school, which none of the other ones even sort of compare. And suppose UKTI is pretty far away.

Mew: I still think it’s weird that they all went to the same school.

Thunder: Maybe they wanted to stay together.

Mew: You don’t pick a college because of your friends.

Thunder: Maybe they did. I didn’t say it was a good idea. It was just a suggestion.

Lightning: Why don’t you ask them?

Mew: Maybe I will.

Lightning: Great. Any way, about Matt’s girlfriend...

Thunder: The hot one?

Lightning: No, the ugly one (sarcasm).

Thunder: Wait, which one was that?

Lightning: *sigh* Never mind. Any way, she was on that other Yugi show and I got to meet her when I was visiting them at school like... 3 weeks ago?

Mew: How should we know? You’re always out having fun or visiting someone.

Lightning: I was asking myself out loud. And I think it was 3 weeks ago. Any way, she’s pretty. And nice. I feel bad that I forgot her name already. I’ll have to ask Van next time I see him.

Mew: Was he with you?

Lightning: Yeah. One of his exes goes there or something, so we had to visit her, too. It was hilarious, though.

Thunder: What was?

Lightning: Van was flirting so much with Matt’s girlfriend. It was ridiculous.

Mew: You want to ask him now?

Lightning: Whatever.

Mew: VAN!!!

(He walks onto the stage with Mew’s hot chocolate)

Van: (handing Mew a mug) Here.

Mew: Thanks, but that’s not what I wanted.

Lightning: Van, what was the name of Matt’s girlfriend?

Van: The hot one?

Lightning: Why is everyone asking that? Does he have one that I don’t know about?

Van: He was dating that chick with the teeth for awhile.

Lightning: Oh yeah. She was... Something else...

Mew: What was wrong with her teeth?

Lightning: They were just weird. I think they were too big or something.

Van: Yeah. They just looked wrong in her mouth. But you asked his current girlfriend’s name. And I think it was Alexis.

Lightning: That sounds right.

Thunder: Her!? Seriously!?

Lightning: That’s what I said!

Thunder: Wow... I didn’t expect that. Whatever happened to Sora?

Mew: Didn’t they break up like forever ago?

Lightning: Yeah, they kinda did. She’s all about Tai now, which kinda weirds me out.

Mew: Why?

Lightning: She was just with Matt and then like a week later, she’s dating Tai. That’s screwed up.

Mew: But the whole world knew she liked Tai better, anyway.

Lightning: That doesn’t make it okay.

Thunder: Well, no offense to Sora or anything, but Alexis is much better looking.

Lightning and Van: Yeah she is.

(They sit and think about it for a minute or so.)

Mew: Boys! Stop that! How would you like it if I sat there fantasizing about cute boys?

Lightning: You can do whatever you want, Mew. It’s your show.

Mew: I- Hey! Just stop it! Is there anything else we should know about the Digidestened kids?

Lightning: Lemme see. Davis is still avoiding Madison, who is still in love with him. Ken and Davis are still really good friends. T.K. and Kari got into some kind of fight a few months ago.

Mew: Oh! What about?

Lightning: This paper doesn’t say, but I think it had something to do with Yolei.

Mew: Where did you hear that?

Van: Matt and Tai were telling us about it. Apparently, Yolei said or did something that made Kari mad and when T.K. didn’t agree with her, she got mad and refused to speak to either of them.

Lightning: I guess she is now refusing to talk to Ken and Davis, too, because they hang out with T.K.

Mew: How sad! Only, I don’t really like Kari because she was mean to Davis, so whatever.

Thunder: We should have them on soon so we can ask them about it!

Mew: Yeah! That would be fun!!

Lightning: Did we hear any other gossip on our visit, Van?

Van: I don’t think so.

Lightning: Well, there’s nothing else written here. Truthfully, 6 months isn’t really enough time for interesting things to happen to people their age.

Thunder: Well, we learned a lot about their personal lives.

Lightning: I suppose. And that IS your favorite topic of discussion.

Mew: It is! But I want to see this Alexis girl.

Thunder: Haven’t you ever watched Yu-Gi-Oh GX?

Mew: No. Yu-Gi-Oh was so last week.

Thunder: I can’t believe you seriously said that.

Lightning: I can.

Van: Word.

Mew: Shouldn’t you be doing something?

Van: Ummmmm... Right. Peace.

Lightning: Call me when she lets you leave.

Van: ‘Aight.

(He walks off the stage)

Mew: What have you done to him? He didn’t use to say “’aight”.

Lightning: He was at the thing for Shiro.

Mew: Do you really have to take every guy that visits our show and turn him into one of your drinking buddies!?

Lightning: Only if they’re cool.

Mew: *loud sigh*

Lightning: Don’t you sigh at me!

Mew: I do what I want!

Thunder: Hey! Stop it! Do we have anyone else to talk about?

Mew Two: Let’s see... We did Giovanni, Goku and Vegeta, Shiro, the Digidestened, Darien and Michelle, Blossom and Brick, Andrea, Kaiba... What about Ash?

Mew: What about him?

Thunder: You don’t want to talk about him?

Mew: He’s still an annoying little punk that needs to go away.

Mew Two: I’ll take that as a “no” then. There no major guests left, then.

Thunder: Shall we call it a day?

Mew: Yeah.

Thunder: Okay. Well, thanks for watching today’s episode! Do we have anything on deck for next time?

Mew Two: Of course. Tomorrow the interviews begin for real. Giovanni will be back (with Emily, hopefully). Michelle and Darien said they would stop by. I’m working on Davis and his friends. And we also have some new guests.

Mew: Oh! Fancy!

Mew Two: I was able to book Jaden Yuki and Cyrus from Yu-Gi-Oh GX, and if you want, I can work on getting Alexis.

Thunder: Do it!

Mew Two: I’ll make a note and let you know later tonight.

Mew: Cool. Anyone else?

Mew Two: Of course. I was also able to get, and Kem will love this, Edward and Alphonse Elric.

Mew: Like Fullmetal Alchemist Ed and Al?

Mew Two: Yes.

Mew: Sweet! Did you get Roy Mustang? He’s SUPER cute!

Mew Two: I’ll see what I can do.

Mew: Please do.

Thunder: That sounds like an awesome lineup.

Mew Two: I worked hard to get that, so don’t waste it.

Mew: We would never do that!

Mew Two: I’m sure.

Thunder: Well, that’s it for today’s episode of The Pikachu and Mew Show. Tune in next time to see all the people we just talked about. And super hopefully Alexis. She’s cute.

Mew: Dork.

Thunder: Hey!

Lightning: *sigh* Good night, everyone.

That’s it for today’s episode of The Pikachu and Mew Show. Tune in tomorrow to see Thunder and Mew interview some great old and new guests. Good night everyone. Ah. That felt good. It’s good to be back.

Mew Two: Well, how did we do?

Mew: I think that was pretty good considering how long we’ve been away.

Thunder: Yeah. We got to gossip and harass Giovanni. That’s impressive for our first episode in six months.

Lightning: Word.

Mew: So, Lightning, what is up with you lately?

Lightning: What do you mean?

Mew: You’ve been really hardcore, wild party lately.

Thunder: Newsflash, Mew. He’s been like that since the show started.

Mew: Really?

Lightning: Yeah. There really isn’t anything new about my behavior.

Thunder: There really isn’t at all. Even a little.

Lightning: I might talk about it more now that Kem isn’t here to comment on it as much. Kem is almost as scary as mom and dad about that.

Thunder: She can be.

Mew: I guess that makes sense. So, I should call her and tell on you?

Lightning: She already knows everything. I made sure to let he know in my last email.

Mew: Lame!

Thunder: Hey! Where was Mystic today?

Mew: She had to go do something with that girl she started hanging out with.

Lightning: Nessa?

Mew: Yeah. I don’t really like her.

Thunder: She ate my cookie.

Mew: That b****!

Lightning: That word sounds funny coming out of you.

Thunder: Sort of.

Mew: I’m glad you enjoyed it. Any way, next time I see her, I can yell if you want.

Thunder: Whatever makes you happiest. I suppose I didn’t really need the cookie.

Lightning: Not really. Dude! I just thought of something!

Thunder: What?

Lightning: There’s going to be an awesome party at “The Club” tonight and we should totally go.

Mew: Why? I don’t really like “awesome parties”.

Lightning: I’m willing to bet you $10 that Matt and Alexis will be there!

Mew: Really?

Lightning: Yeah. Then you can meet her before you maybe interview her.

Thunder: That would be cool.

Mew: Would they really go to “The Club” on a school night?

Lightning: Yeah. When’s the last time you’ve been to college?

Mew: Ummmmm... Never. Do college kids do that?

Lightning: Most of the irresponsible ones I know. Them included.

Mew: Well, then, perhaps we should stop over.

Lightning: Sweet. I promise I won’t let all the crazy, drunk people bother you.

Thunder: Can I go around asking them questions to see how they answer?

Lightning: If you want.

Thunder: Yay!

Mew: Can I switch out their drinks for pickle juice?

Lightning: Only Tenchi’s.

Mew: Why only his?

Lightning: He pissed me off.

Thunder: What did he do?

Lightning: I’d rather not talk about it.

Mew Two: Is he the one that tricked you into thinking that the capsule machine was a buried treasure when-

Lightning: Yes.

Mew: What’s so bad about that?

Lightning: I may or may not have started yelling at anyone that came near it. And I think I bit one of the bouncers.

(Thunder and Mew try not to laugh)

Thunder: How did you realize you had been tricked?

Lightning: I may or may not have tried to use one to buy nachos. And then the bartender made fun of me.

(Thunder and Mew laugh at him)

Lightning: I hate you.

Mew: We know.

Mew Two: Well, should we head home and see what Blossom is up to?

Thunder: Yeah. I think it’s my turn to make dinner, any way.

Mew Two: I guess that means we’re ordering in again.

Thunder: You got that right. Hell if I’m cooking anything.

Mew: Yay! Pizza!

(They turn off the lights and leave the studio.)