Thunder: Hello and welcome to episode 6 of the Pikachu and Mew show.

Mew: Six episodes? I was so sure we’d have been canceled by now. Today we have some random pokemon characters as our guests.

Thunder: For example....

Mew: Ummm.... Ask Mew Two. After all, he has the guest list.

Thunder: Ok. Hey Mew Two! Who do we have on the show today?

Mew Two: We have... Ash, Gary, Tracey, Brock and Misty are making a repeat visit, Richie, Todd, Professor Oak, Ash’s mom, and AJ.

Mew: Why AJ?

Thunder: He’s the coolest! " Did you buy those badges or steal them. Either that or you competed in some loser gyms. Where were they? Failure City or Whimpsville." Ha! He is too funny!

Mew: O-kay. First guest Mew Two.

Mew Two: Up first is Ash.

(Ash walks on to the stage.)

Thunder: Hey Ash! Waaazzzz uuuuuppppp!?

Mew: SHUT UP THUNDER! Do you know how irritating that is!?

Thunder: Aww. You’re no fun Mew. So Ash, how does it feel to be labeled one of the stupidest cartoon characters ever?

Ash: What?

Mew: Shut Up Thunder. So Ash, is going on a pokemon journey fun?

Ash: Sure. It’s great!

Thunder: Why do all your pokemon suck?

Ash: My pokemon don’t suck.

Thunder: Yeah they do. I could beat them all myself.

Ash: Oh YEAH!?

Thunder: YEAH!

Ash: Bring it on then!

Thunder: After the show. We don’t have time now.

Ash: Ok. I CAN’T WAIT!

Mew: Isn’t that what Misty said?

Thunder: It is. Then I said "Me neither."

Mew: So Ash, do you like Misty?

Ash: Umm...No. Why would I like her?

Mew: Because she likes you.

Ash: She does not.

Thunder: Did you ever hear this song called "Misty’s Song"?

Ash: I haven’t.

Thunder: Mew Two, bring out the CD player and the 2BA Master CD please.

(Mew Two brings out the CD player and the CD. They play the song.)

Mew: There you go Ash. We told you she liked you.

Ash: What the hell was that!?

Thunder: (imitating Misty)" I want to tell you what I'm feeling but I don’t know where to start..." Ha Ha Ha!

Ash: Ick!

Mew: So you don’t like Misty then?

Ash: HELL NO!

Mew: Poor Misty. She’ll be devastated.

Thunder: Good. I HATE Misty. You’re a lot smarter than we thought Ash. I have more respect for you now then when you walked on to the stage.

Mew: Well Ash, we have to go to the next guest now.

Ash: Ick! Ok. Bye Thunder and Mew.

(He walks off the stage still muttering in disgust at the song.)

Thunder: Who’s next Mew Two?

Mew Two: Next is Gary.

(Gary walks on to the stage)

Mew: Oh good. You didn’t bring those moron cheerleaders.

Gary: Mew Two asked me not to.

Thunder: Good call Mew Two. So Gary, what’s it like to be such an arrogant jerk?

Mew: Thunder!

Gary: I’m not an arrogant jerk. I’m just better than everyone else.

Thunder: Are you related to Giovanni by any chance?

Gary: No.

Thunder: That Tai kid from Digimon?

Gary: No.

Thunder: That Matt kid from Digimon?

Gary: No. Why are you asking me those questions?

Thunder: They all have ego problems too.

Gary: But I don’t have an ego problem. I speak the truth. I AM better than everyone else.

Mew: Any way, if you’re so great, why did you lose in the 4th round at pokemon league?

Gary: I under estimated my opponent. That won’t happen again. I’m going all the way next time.

Thunder: Do you think Ash’s pokemon suck?

Gary: Yeah. I’m suprised he did as well as he did.

Mew: Have you ever met Mew Two?

Gary: Your stage manager?

Thunder: That’s him.

Gary: Not before today.

Mew Two: LIAR! I wasted your Arcanine and your Nidoking without even breaking a sweat.

Gary: That was you!? You tried to kill me!

Mew Two: I was following orders. I can kill you though if you want me to.

Gary: NO!

Mew Two: Ok. If you ever want to die just let me know. I’ll finish you off for free.

Gary: I’ll remember that.

Mew: So you have met Mew Two?

Gary: (looking at Mew Two) Ye- yeah I've met him. Why do you ask any way?

Mew: Curiosity. Isn’t he nice?

Gary: Did you ignore the last five minutes of the show where I said he tried to kill me!?

Mew: Is he trying to kill you now?

Gary: (still looking at Mew Two) He wants to.

Mew Two: Like I'd waste my time killing you.

Thunder: Mew, Gary is looking very uncomfortable. Lets change the subject.

Mew: Ok.

Thunder: What do you think of Ash’s friends?

Gary: (half way looking at Mew Two) Whi- which ones?

Thunder: Misty and Brock.

Gary: They’re losers like him.

Mew: Stop looking at Mew Two. We aren’t going to let him kill you.

Mew Two: How would you stop me?

Mew: I’m just as strong as you are. Stronger even.

Mew Two: You are too funny Mew. But seriously, if I wanted him dead, he’d be dead.

Mew: I could beat the crap out of you and you know it.

Mew Two: Sure Mew.

Thunder: Do the 2 of you enjoy having jobs?

Mew: I am a CO-HOST. You can’t fire me.

Thunder: I can fire him.

Gary: Any way.....

Thunder: Right. Sorry. How come you are constantly on vacation? Maybe you’d do better if you trained your pokemon more.

Gary: I am so skilled, I don’t need to constantly train like Ash does. And the sad thing is, no matter how long and hard he trains, he never succeeds. Sucks to be him.

Mew: Sure does. So, why did you hate Ash from day 1?

Gary: He isn’t a very likable character. I just didn’t like him.

Thunder: That is so true. Well Gary, it was fun, but we have to go to the next guest now.

Gary: Ok. Bye.

(He walks off the stage.)

Mew: Who do we have now Mew Two?

Mew Two: Next is Tracey.

(Tracey walks on to the stage.)

Thunder: Hi Tracey.

Tracey: Hi. Umm... can you do me a favor?

Mew: It depends on what that favor is. We aren’t going to kill any one if that’s what you want.

Mew Two: I WILL!

Thunder: Where the hell did that come from?

Tracey: No, no, no. I just wanted to draw you guys.

Mew: Ok. Go ahead.

(He pulls out some paper and starts drawing.)

Mew Two: Oh my god. HEY!! WE HAVE A SHOW TO PUT ON HERE!!

Mew: SHUT UP!! This isn’t going to take long.

(A few minutes later, he finishes his sketch.)

Thunder: Let me see! Wow! That’s great. Look Mew!

Mew: Wow! You are good!

Tracey: Naw. I’m not very good.

Thunder: Shut up! You need a lesson in self confidence dude! When we say you’re good. You say "Why thank you." . Try it.

Tracey: Umm.... Thank you.

Mew: Very good. So, why are you a pokemon watcher?

Tracey: I wanted to learn as much as I could about pokemon, but I didn’t want to be a serious trainer.

Thunder: Yeah. Pokemon training sucks. Have you ever met Brock?

Tracey: Yeah. I replaced the guy on the show. Of course I've met him.

Mew: How do you feel knowing that you made him unemployed? How can you sleep at night knowing that because of you poor Brock is jobless and probably starving under a bridge some where!?

Tracey: But he’s only temporarily unemployed. He comes back to the show later.

Mew: Sure. What ever.

Thunder: Mew, stop that.

Mew: Did you or did you not do that to Erika?

Thunder: I did.

Mew: Then don’t talk.

Thunder: What ever. So Tracey, Where did you get that Marril?

Tracey: I found it.

Mew: Why do you get to have a new pokemon but no one else does?

Tracey: Misty has Togepi.

Mew: Togepi doesn’t count.

Thunder: Where did you find it?

Tracey: I can’t say.

Thunder: Why not?

Tracey: I’ll get fired if I say.

Mew: Well that sucks.

Thunder: Was that your Marril in Pikachu’s vacation?

Tracey: Yeah.

Thunder: Then your Marril is a prick.

Tracey: It is not.

Mew: Have you ever seen Pikachu’s vacation?

Tracey: No.

Thunder: Mew Two!

(Mew Two brings out a TV and VCR and the pokemon movie tape. They show Tracey Pikachu’s vacation.)

Thunder: I told you it was a prick.

Tracey: It’s just acting.

Mew: Is it? Or is it just that you refuse to accept the truth?

Tracey: Ummm....

Thunder: Sorry Tracey, but we have to go to the next guest now. Do come visit again.

Tracey: Ummm.... Ok.

(He walks off the stage.)

Thunder: NEXT!

Mew Two: Next is Brock.

(Brock walks on to the stage.)

Mew: Welcome back Brock.

Brock: Hi guys.

Thunder: I don’t know why they brought you back. I don’t have any new questions for you yet.

Mew: Because he was walking down the street at the right time. THAT is why he is here.

Thunder: OH! I do have a question for you after all. What do you think of Misty?

Brock: Misty?

Thunder: That’s what I said.

Brock: I think she is a stupid witch and I hate her.

(Mew and Thunder stare at him. They’re in a state of shock you see.)

Thunder: Seriously?

Brock: Seriously.

Mew: The truth comes out.

Thunder: What do you think of Ash?

Brock: I can’t say without using bad words. I REALLY hate him.

Thunder: Wow.

Mew: Yeah.

Brock: I don’t understand why you 2 are so suprised. I came so close to slipping on the show lots of times. Those 2 are so irritating. They’re stupid and they constantly make me look dumb. I really, REALLY hate them.

Mew: Then why are you going back to the show?

Brock: I have to eat you know.

Thunder: I guess. Did you ever tell them that you hate them?

Brock: Yeah.

Mew: What did they say?

Brock: Misty said "I don’t like you much either" and Ash said "Why?" and to that I said "I can’t count the reasons" and then the director came so I had to be nice.

Thunder: Wow. That’s all I can say. Wow.

Mew: Well Brock. You were fun, but we really need to go to the next guest now.

Brock: Ok. Bye.

(He walks off the stage.)

Thunder: Wow. Next guest Mew Two.

Mew Two: Next is Misty.

(She walks on to the stage)

Misty: I don’t even know why I even bothered to come back.

Thunder: We have some sad news for you Misty.

Misty: What?

Thunder: We played "Misty’s Song" for Ash, and the poor boy nearly hurled. He hates you Misty.

Mew: We’re really sorry, but he doesn’t like you. Don’t be too sad. Maybe that Richie kid that is like a Brown hared Ash will go out with you.

Misty: What?

Thunder: What part of Ash doesn’t like you are you having trouble with?

Misty: He doesn’t? I mean, Why should I care!?

Mew: You’re in denial dear, but don’t worry. Just forget about him.

Misty: you 2 are insane! I don’t want to hear this! I’m done!

(She angrily walks off the stage.)

Thunder: All we did was tell her what he said. She doesn’t have to get all moody about it. Gosh. "Unleash the Dragon!"

Mew: Tell me about it, and why are you singing?

Thunder: Because I can.

Mew: Any way, who’s next Mew Two?

Mew Two: Richie is next.

(Richie walks on to the stage.)

Mew: Hi Richie.

Richie: Hi.

Thunder: "Unleash the Dragon!"

Richie: O-kay. Can I ask you guys a question?

Thunder: "Yeah!"

Richie: What did you guys do to Misty? She was really ticked when she went back stage.

Mew: We delivered a message for her. Isn’t that right Thunder?

Thunder: "Yeah!"

Richie: You knew he was going to say that didn’t you?

Mew: Yep.

Thunder: I’m done singing now. So Richie, would you be interested in going out with Misty?

Richie: Ummm.....

Mew: You’re just like Ash. She’ll just love you.

Richie: Ummm.... why?

Thunder: Ash hates her. She was angry because we delivered that message to her for him.

Richie: Did she like Ash or something?

Mew: You didn’t notice?

Richie: I didn’t.

Mew: You’ve never heard "Misty’s Song" ?

Richie: I haven’t.

Mew: MEW TWO!!

(He brings out the stuff. They play the song.)

Thunder: Does THAT answer your question?

Richie: Yeah. I think so.

Mew: So, will you go out with Misty to make her feel better?

Thunder: If he won’t, we can always ask Todd.

Richie: No thanks. I have much less respect for her now than I did 10 minutes ago, which wasn’t much.

Thunder: You don’t like her either?

Richie: Not really.

Thunder: You’re cooler than I thought too.

Mew: I still think they’re both geeks.

Thunder: Well Richie, we have to go to the next guest now.

Richie: Ok. Bye.

(He walks off the stage. Misty runs on to the stage.)

Thunder: Hi Misty. What can we do for you today?

Misty: You can SHUT THE HELL UP! What was that!? You are trying to embarrass me in front of millions of people aren’t you!?

Mew: All we did was ask Richie to do you a favor.

Misty: (starting to cry) I HATE YOU TWO!!!

Thunder: Stop getting all emotional! We aren’t trying to embarrass you in front of all these people. You’re doing a fine job on your own. Now, GET OFF MY STAGE AND STOP INTERRUPTING MY SHOW!!!!

Misty: You’ll be hearing from my lawyer!

Mew: You said that last time.

Misty: I mean it this time!

(She runs off the stage.)

Thunder: Psycho.

Mew: Uh-Huh. Next.

Mew Two: Next is Todd.

(Todd walks on to the stage.)

Mew: OH! Take our picture!

Todd: Ok.

(He takes their picture.)

Mew: Ok. Hi Todd.

Todd: Hi Mew. Hi Thunder.

Thunder: What do you think of Misty?

(They hear a scream from back stage)

Mew: (Trying not to laugh) I guess we know she’s still watching.

Thunder: (Also trying not to laugh) Uh-Huh.

Todd: What do I think of Misty? I think she’s Ok. I don’t hate her or any thing like that.

Mew: Would you go out with her?

(They hear another scream from back stage. Thunder and Mew start laughing)

Todd: I don’t know. What’s so funny?

Thunder: Nothing.

Todd: Who’s that screaming?

Mew: Misty.

Todd: Why?

Thunder: You weren’t watching back stage?

Todd: No.

Mew: So you missed her interview and Richie’s interview?

Todd: Yeah. Richie did tell me it was real weird though.

Thunder: Did he tell you what happened?

Todd: No. He just said it was way weird.

Thunder: You don’t know the fun you missed buddy.

Mew: We were meaning to ask you, since Ash hates her, will you go out with Misty?

(A really, REALLY loud scream comes from back stage.)

Todd: She’s kind of strange. I think i’ll pass.

Mew: Ok. We have to go to the next guest. Do come visit us sometime.

Todd: Ok. Bye.

(He walks off the stage.)

Thunder: Isn’t it fun to mess with Misty’s personal life in front of millions of people?

Mew: It is!

Thunder: NEXT!

Mew Two: Your next guest is Professor Oak.

(He walks on to the stage.)

Mew: Hi.

Prof. Oak: Hi.

Thunder: Waz up.

Prof. Oak: O-kay. Say, you 2 are kind of mean, don’t you think?

Mew: No.

Thunder: Why?

Prof. Oak: Poor Misty is really upset back there.

Thunder: If she doesn’t like him, what we say shouldn’t bother her.

Prof. Oak: But she does and you know that.

Mew: And that is why we’re doing this.

Thunder: We didn’t invite you to our show to give us a lecture so stop it.

Prof. Oak: I just thought I should tell you that you really upset her.

Mew: Well we don’t care.

Thunder: You see professor, we hate her. And she hates us. This is just our little way of being mean to her.

Mew: Gary treats Ash like this every day and he doesn’t get a lecture.

Prof. Oak: He does?

Thunder: Your grandson is an arrogant little jerk. Save your lectures for him.

Prof. Oak: Fine. Do you 2 have a trainer?

Thunder: Yeah we do. Her name is Kem.

Prof. Oak: Does she know you talk to your guests like that?

Mew: First off, we don’t treat all our guests like that. Second, SHE taught us how to treat people like that. So there.

Prof. Oak: I’d really like to meet this Kem person.

Thunder: You’re going to yell at her aren’t you?

Prof. Oak: Any one who raises such rude and inconsiderate pokemon shouldn’t be allowed to train pokemon at all.

(Mew and Thunder look at him. Here goes the shock again.)

Thunder: You did NOT just insult our trainer.

Mew: For sure.

Prof. Oak: Yes I did.

Mew Two: You want to take this out side!?

Prof. Oak: She trains you too?

Mew Two: Yes. And she does a fine job.

Prof. Oak: She does not if these two are as rude and mean as they are.

Thunder: Insulting our trainer is like insulting our mother.

Mew: You don’t do that.

Mew Two: Unless you want to get hurt.

Prof. Oak: Is that a threat?

Thunder: Noooo. (that was sarcasm)

Mew Two: i’ll get this one guys.

Mew: Ok.

(Mew Two uses his psychic powers to throw Professor Oak out of the studio.)

Mew Two: Next up is Ash’s mom.

(She walks on to the stage.)

Ash’s mom: Hello.

Mew: Hi.

Thunder: Sup.

Mew: You’ve been hanging around with Lightning too much, haven’t you?

Thunder: Yes.

Ash’s mom: Were the 2 of you aware that one of your guests is really upset back stage?

Mew: Yes. Do you know why?

Ash’s mom: No. Why?

Thunder: Because your son hates her and won’t go out with her.

Ash’s mom: Really?

Mew: Partially. She’s also mad because we’re talking about it on national television.

Ash’s mom: Don’t you think you should stop talking about it then?

Thunder: Who’s keeping this conversation going?

Ash’s mom: Oh. Sorry.

Mew: One last question about Misty. Did she call her lawyer yet?

Ash’s mom: After she ran out and you yelled at her, she came back and started crying. She hasn’t called anyone.

Mew: Good.

Thunder: So Ash’s mom, are you aware your son is a moron?

Ash’s mom: He’s not a moron. He’s just not as smart as he could be.

Thunder: You know you’re stupid when your own mother says so.

Mew: You know you yourself are a air head too, right?

Ash’s mom: What?

Thunder: Well we have to go to the last guest now Ash’s mom. Bye!

Ash’s mom: Bye.

(She walks off the stage.)

Thunder: Misty is way too emotional. She knows we’re just trying to upset her.

Mew: And yet she lets us do it.

Thunder: She better not be expecting any sympathy from us.

Mew: If she is she ain’t getting any.

Thunder: For sure. Send out the last guest Mew Two.

Mew Two: Your final guest is AJ.

(He walks on to the stage.)

Mew: Hi.

Thunder: Waz up dogg.

AJ: Ummm.... Hi. Did you know....

Thunder: If it has anything to do with the moron red head balling back there, we know.

AJ: Ok.

Mew: So, did you ever get to pokemon league?

AJ: Not yet.

Thunder: Where did you come up with that badges speech thing? It was too funny.

AJ: It made sense. The boy was a sorry excuse for a pokemon trainer.

Mew: And he still is.

Thunder: Why does your sandshrew get special treatment?

AJ: He’s the first pokemon I ever caught.

Thunder: So? I’m Kem’s first pokemon and I don’t get any special treatment.

AJ: Well if you didn’t notice, I'm not this Kem person you speak of.

Mew: Yeah. For one thing you’re not a girl.

Thunder: Maybe he is.

Mew: Listen to your self. Maybe HE is a SHE. That doesn’t make any sense.

Thunder: You’re right. Sorry.

Mew: I don’t have any more questions for him.

Thunder: Me either. You can go.

Mew: Unless you want to sing with me.

AJ: No thanks. Bye.

(He walks off the stage)

Thunder: Well that’s our show for today....

Mew: We still have 10 minutes left.

Thunder: Are you serious!?

Mew: Yeah.

Thunder: Ummm... Lets sing a song!

Mew: OK!

Thunder: Mew Two, ask the guests if they want to sing.

Mew Two: Ok.

(Mew Two goes back stage. He returns a few minutes later)

Mew Two: They all said they’d rather watch you, which they’re doing now.

Thunder: Ok. What do we want to sing Mew?

Mew: Misty’s Song!

(They hear a scream from back stage yet again)

Thunder: Naw. We’ve already played that twice today.

Mew: How about.... Together Forever!

Thunder: Why not My Best Friends?

Mew: Mew Two bet me $10 that I couldn’t go a whole day without singing that.

Thunder: Ok, Together Forever it is. Even though that song is almost the same as My Best Friends.

Mew: You start.

Thunder: "You’ve been such a good friend...."

Mew: "I’ve known you since I don’t know when..."

Thunder: "We’ve got a lot of friends..."

Mew: "But they come and go...."

Thunder: "Even though we’ve never said it..."

Mew: "There’s something that the 2 of us both know..."

Thunder: "Together forever, no matter how long..."

Mew: "From now until the end of time..."

Thunder: "We’ll be together, and you can be sure..."

Mew: "That forever and a day..."

Thunder: "That’s how long we’ll stay..."

Mew: "Together and forever more...."

Thunder: "Always gone that extra mile..."

Mew: "Depended on you all the while..."

Thunder: "Even in the good and bad times..."

Mew: "You will see..."

Thunder: "From now until our journey’s end..."

Mew: "You know you can always count on me..."

Thunder: "Together forever, no matter how long..."

Mew: "From now until the end of time..."

Thunder: "We’ll be together, and you can be sure..."

Mew: "That forever and a day..."

Thunder: "That’s how long we’ll stay..."

Mew: "Together and forever more...."

Thunder: "No matter where our destiny leads..."

Mew: "I’ll be there for you, always come through...."

Thunder: "And that you can believe..."

Mew: "Together forever, no matter how long..."

Thunder: "From now until the end of time..."

Mew: "We’ll be together, and you can be sure..."

Thunder: "That forever and a day..."

Mew: "That’s how long we’ll stay..."

Thunder: "Together and forever more" Yay! Let’s sing it again!

Mew Two: No!

Thunder: Fine. Well that’s our show for today. Tune in tomorrow to see all eight Digidestened and their Digimon. Good night everybody!

That’s it for the Pikachu and Mew show. Tune in tomorrow to see all 8 Digidestened and their Digimon. We’ll see you then.