The Pikachu and Mew Show

Thunder: Hello and welcome to episode 8 of the Pikachu and Mew show.

Mew: Today our guests are the Powerpuff girls and Sailors Neptune, Uranus, and Pluto.

Thunder: And even if you hate today’s guests, watch any way because me and Mew have a suprise and we aren’t going to tell anyone when we’re going to tell it.

Mew: It’s so you can’t watch something else till it’s time for us to say it.

Thunder: Any way, lets get our first guest out here.

Mew Two: Do you want all the Powerpuff girls at once?

Mew: Sure. Why not?

( The Powerpuff Girls fly on to the stage.)

Mew: Hi.

Blossom: Hi again.

Bubbles: KITTY!

Buttercup: Bubbles!

Blossom: GIRLS! Chill out.

Buttercup: Why don’t you chill out!

Thunder: No fighting.

Bubbles: BUNNY!

Thunder: #1 I am a Pikachu and #2 Pikachus are closer to mice than rabbits.

Bubbles: Fine. MOUSEY!!

Thunder: O-kay. So what’s it like to be a 5 year old super hero?

Blossom: It’s Ok.

Bubbles: Yeah.

Buttercup: IT’S GREAT!! We get to fight monsters and stuff!

Mew: Where do all these monsters come from?

Blossom: All over. Mojo jojo makes some of them.

Thunder: Has there ever been a time where you thought about quitting?

Blossom: When we got beaten by the Roudyruff Boys.

Buttercup: When the citizens Townsville started making us do EVERYTHING.

Bubbles: Nope.

(Buttercup smacks her.)

Bubbles: OWW!

Blossom: Buttercup!

Buttercup: She was being a moron!

Thunder: I take it Buttercup and Bubbles don’t get along.

Blossom: They get along fine most of the time.

Buttercup: Except when she acts stupidly.

Bubbles: You’re just mean!

Buttercup: You’re just dumb!

Bubbles: I am not!

(Bubbles starts crying)

Blossom: Great job Buttercup. Now look what you did.

Buttercup: But she is being stupid!

Blossom: That is no way to talk to your sister!

Mew: GIRLS! Calm down.

Bubbles: Yes. Stop fighting. I don’t like it when you fight!

Buttercup: Shut up crybaby!

Bubbles: You’re mean! I’m telling the professor!

(She runs off the stage)

Blossom: You don’t know when to shut up do you Buttercup!?

Buttercup: Maybe you should mind your own business!

Mew: I think we’d better go to the next guest now.

Thunder: Yeah. Bye.

(Blossom and Buttercup walk off the stage fighting.)

Mew: We’ll have to remember, one at a time next time.

Thunder: Yeah.

Mew Two: Your next guest is Sailor Pluto.

(She walks on to the stage.)

Mew: Hi.

S. Pluto: Hello.

Thunder: Your name is really stupid sounding. Sailor Pluto. We didn’t believe you existed.

S. Pluto: Well I do.

Mew: Why do all your powers involve death?

S. Pluto: That is really all that was left. Talk to the writers. I don’t know.

Thunder: Always sending us to the writers.

Mew: Was the third pure heart treasure thing from you own heart?

S. Pluto: Possibly.

Mew: You won’t say? Damn!

Thunder: Why did Sailor Moon turn in to that weird Sailor Moon yesterday?

S. Pluto: She held the purity cup.

Mew: But the power went away.

S. Pluto: Because she wasn’t the right person.

Thunder: Well that sucks.

Mew: Are you going to be a regular on the show now?

S. Pluto: I think so. I’m going to help Neptune and Uranus find the right person.

Thunder: Well thanks for coming. Bye.

S. Pluto: Bye.

(She walks off the stage.)

Thunder: Remind me to NEVER let you talk me in to having Sailor Moon characters on the show again. They never tell us anything.

Mew: Shut Up. Next guest Mew Two.

Mew Two: Next up is Sailor Uranus.

(She walks on to the stage.)

Mew: Hi.

S. Uranus: Have you figured out what you’re talking about yet?

Thunder: I still think you were being a jerk.

S. Uranus: I was trying to save the world.

Mew: I think that you and Neptune sacrificing yourselves to save the world was really nice. I don’t hate you.

Thunder: I do.

S. Uranus: We held the crystals. We had to do it.

Thunder: You are a total witch. How could you hold one of the crystals?

S. Uranus: Many factors make up a pure heart. Kindness isn’t the most important one.

Thunder: What ever.

S. Uranus: You don’t understand. If you did, we wouldn’t be fighting about it.

Thunder: Duh.

Mew: I understand. Ignore him. How come you didn’t know you could take the crystal out of the treasure and put it back?

S. Uranus: I don’t have that kind of power.

Mew: So it’s a Sailor Pluto thing?

S. Uranus: Yes.

Thunder: I’m sick of you. You’re mean to me. You can go.

S. Uranus: I’m sure you’ll understand one day Thunder.

Thunder: But until then I don’t like you.

S. Uranus: Ok.

(She walks off the stage.)

Thunder: Next.

Mew Two: Next is Sailor Neptune.

(She walks on to the stage.)

Thunder: Explain to me one more time why you hang around with her.

S. Neptune: She isn’t as evil as she seems Thunder.

Thunder: Yes she is. She’s mean!

S. Neptune: She doesn’t like to be questioned.

Thunder: Well I like to ask questions.

S. Neptune: And that is why you don’t get along.

Thunder: If you’re so nice, why is she so mean?

S. Neptune: We’re 2 different people Thunder.

Mew: Duh. Quit being dumb Thunder!

S. Neptune: He’s not being dumb, he’s just curious.

Thunder: Yeah Mew shut up!

Mew: You are a moron Thunder.

Thunder: Shut up. Sorry Sailor Neptune, but we have to reveal our suprise now. You can come back when ever you want.

S. Neptune: Thank you. I will. Bye.

(She walks off the stage.)

Thunder: I like Sailor Neptune. She’s nice.

Mew: The suprise....

Thunder: Oh yeah! Ok. The moment you’ve all been waiting for. OK. This is so exciting.

Mew: Say it already!

Thunder: Fine. Tomorrow, instead of the usual interviews, we’re going to have a special.

Mew: Only 8 episodes and we already have a special!

Thunder: Yeah! It’s about pokemon training. Along with Kem, Brock,and Matt Hiltner, and some help from The elite four, Gary, Lt. Surge, Timi (Kem’s brother), Tracey, Koga, and some others, we will be teaching the Digidestened, Tenchi, Goku, Vegeta, and Piccalo, Ash, Richie, Misty, Blossom of the Powerpuff girls, Brick of the Roudyruff Boys, Sailors Neptune, Uranus, Jupiter, Pluto, Mini Moon and Moon, Team Rocket (Jessie, James, Butch, and Cassidy), Pipsy, Peach, and Banjo. It will be GREAT!

Mew: I have been really looking forward to this one.

Thunder: For sure. Don’t miss this one for anything!

Mew: Don’t forget, day after tomorrow, our show will bring back all our favorite guests in honor of it being our tenth episode. So keep watching! Bye everyone!

Thunder: Yeah! Bye!

That’s it for the Pikachu and Mew for today. Tune in tomorrow to see the pokemon training special. Good night everyone!

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