Thunder: Hello again and welcome to the Pikachu and Mew show episode 9, or as it should be called, the Pikachu and Mew show Pokemon training special! If you didn’t notice, today’s show is being shot live at Indigo Stadium. That’s because the elite four were to lazy to leave the plateau. Jerks.

Mew: Today we will take our 30 celebrity guests and teach them how to be master trainers.

Kem: Like me.

Matt H: What ever Kem.

Kem: Shut up Matt.

Brock: The show....

Kem: Any way, we have our special guest teachers as well as special guest students. All of which are here to amuse us. Or to learn the art of pokemon training. What ever.

Thunder: To start our show, Mew Two will name off each "students" as we will call them and what show are video game they are from. Are you ready Mew Two!?

Mew Two: YES I AM!!!

Thunder: Lets get this show started then!

Mew Two: Ok. Wait. Each and every name right?

Mew: Yep.

(This is just to bug people)

Mew Two: Tai from Digimon, Matt from Digimon, Sora form Digimon, Izzy form Digimon, T.K. from Digimon, Mimi from Digimon, Joe from Digimon, Kari from Digimon, Tenchi from Tenchi Muyo!, Goku from Dragonball Z, Vegeta from Dragonball Z, Piccalo from Dragonball Z, Ash from Pokemon, Richie from Pokemon, Misty from Pokemon, Jessie of Team Rocket from Pokemon, James of Team Rocket from Pokemon, Butch of Team Rocket from Pokemon, Cassidy of Team Rocket from Pokemon, Blossom of the Powerpuff Girls from The Powerpuff Girls, Brick of the Roudyruff Boys from The Powerpuff Girls, Sailor Neptune from Sailor Moon, Sailor Uranus from Sailor Moon, Sailor Jupiter from Sailor Moon, Sailor Pluto from Sailor Moon, Sailor Mini Moon from Sailor moon, Sailor Moon from Sailor Moon, Pipsy from Diddy Kong Racing, Banjo from Diddy Kong Racing, and Peach from Mario Kart 64. Phew.

Kem: That was irritating.

Matt H: Tell me about it.

Mew: I wonder how many viewers we lost with that?

Brock: And who are the teacher people?

Mew Two: Why me? Ok. We have, besides Kem and Matt H, The elite four, Gary, Lt. Surge and the other gym leaders (not Misty, 2 of her sisters), Kem’s brother Timi, and Tracey.

Mew: Now to start our "training session", we will divide the "students" in to groups. Later, the "students" will battle each other in a tournament to see which group of teachers was the best.

Kem: We all know it will be mine. Any way, those groups are #1: the Digidestened, Blossom and Brick #2: The sailor scouts that showed up, Tenchi, Goku, Vegeta, and Piccalo #3: The Team Rockets, Ash, Misty, Richie, Pipsy, Peach, and Banjo. All right. GET IN TO YOUR GROUPS!

(Everyone does as they were told.)

Kem: And leading these groups will be... #1: Me, Matt H, Brock, Giovanni, Lance, and Koga. #2: Bruno, Timi, Tracey, Lt. Surge, and Misty’s sisters (Daisy and Lilly). #3: Erika, Sabrina, Blaine, Gary, Loreli, and Agatha. Ok? Good.

Thunder: That’s all fine and good, but what do me and Mew do?

Mew: Yeah!

Brock: We have this all worked out. You observe and comment.

Thunder: We walk from group to group and talk smack?

Matt H: Yeah.

Thunder and Mew: COOL!!

Kem: Shall we begin?

Everyone: YEAH!

(Every group goes to their respective place in the stadium. First Mew and Thunder decide to watch group #1.)

Kem: Ok. Now we are going to train really hard so we will be the best. Does anyone object? Good.

Blossom: Don’t we need some pokemon?

Brock: We were getting to that. Now if you’re really nice Giovanni will give you a pokemon. He’s really crabby, so that’s why you need to be nice.

Giovanni: We all know this is really stupid and I don’t want to be here right?

Lance: I think we noticed.

Giovanni: Good.

Matt H: (To Kem and Brock) Why is Giovanni in OUR group?

Brock: Ours was the only group left with a spot.

Kem: Don’t complain. He’s doing enough of that on his own.

Tai: Can we start?

Kem: Ok. Go ask Giovanni to give you a pokeball.

(No one moves)

Matt H: Come on.

Kem: You aren’t scared of him are you?

(No one answers.)

Kem: Blossom go.

Blossom: Do I have to?

Kem: Go.

Blossom: Mister Giovanni sir, can I please have a pokemon?

Giovanni: Let me think about that.. No.

Blossom: Please?

Giovanni: No.

Mew: Just give her a pokemon!

Giovanni: That is not how it works.

Brick: You do it like this Blossom. Dude, give me a pokemon NOW.

Giovanni: What if I don’t want to?

Brick: I didn’t ask if you wanted to I told you to GIVE ME A POKEMON NOW!!

Giovanni: Ok. I like your attitude. You may have one.

Brick: Now you try.

Blossom: What?

Kem: Just yell at him so he gives you a pokemon.

Blossom: O-kay. Giovanni, I WANT A POKEMON RIGHT NOW!

Giovanni: Why?

Thunder: This is going to take awhile.

Blossom: GIVE ME A POKEMON BEFORE I’M FORCED TO HURT YOU!!!

Giovanni: No.

(Blossom steps on his foot and takes a pokemon.)

Blossom: That way works better.

Giovanni: I don’t like you.

Kem: And no one likes you so be quiet.

Mew: Lets go see how group #2 is doing.

(They walk over to group #2.)

Timi: Ok. You throw the pokeball like this.

Goku: Like this?

(He throws it and they hear Kem scream.)

Goku: Sorry!

Bruno: You don’t need to throw it so hard.

Lt. Surge: You also don’t need to throw it that far.

(The pokeball flies back at them)

Timi: Duck!

Tenchi: Where?

(Tenchi gets hit by the pokeball)

Daisy: Like, are you all right Tenchi?

Tenchi: I’m Ok. I think.

Lilly: Ok Goku. You, like, throw a pokeball like this. It doesn’t need to go far at all.

Goku: I’m not very good at throwing things short distances.

S. Uranus: Throw it under hand then.

Vegeta: Why can’t they not live in pokeballs thereby ridding us of this problem?

S. Moon: They know what they’re doing so just do what they say.

Thunder: Listen to Sailor Moon everyone.

Mew: Lets go check on group three.

(They go over to group #3)

Peach: This pokemon isn’t cute. I want one like Pipsy’s.

Gary: There aren’t any like that left.

Peach: Then I want Mew.

Mew: I’m not an option.

Loreli: Please just use that one.

Peach: This- Charmander- as you call it, is NOT cute enough. I want that Eevee!

Pipsy: Well it’s mine!

Agatha: Stop that!

Ash: i’ll trade you that Charmander for this Squirtle I got.

Peach: I guess.

Gary: Can we get started now. Please?

Thunder: Lets go back to group 1 Mew.

Mew: Ok.

(Back at group #1)

Tai: Why won’t you give me a pokemon!? Everyone else got one!

Giovanni: If everyone else jumped off a bridge, would you?

Tai: YES!

Giovanni: Here. I’m getting dumber by talking to you.

Kem: Now that everyone finally has a pokemon, lets get started.

Lance: First lets talk about how you battle.

Brock: It’s really quite simple.

Koga: I’m here! Sorry I was late.

Brock: No problem. We were just teaching them how to battle.

Koga: Ok.

Matt H: Can we show them an example?

Kem: Words first.

Blossom: Ummm... How do you make your pokemon come out? OW!

Kem: Are you Ok?

Blossom: Someone threw something at me. And it was hard.

Kem: Was it you Brick?

Brick: No.

(They hear Goku yell sorry)

Brock: That explains it.

Blossom: STOP- THAT!

(She throws the pokeball back towards group #2. They hear Timi yell duck and Tenchi asks where.)

Kem: Any way, to get the pokemon out of the pokeball, you throw it.

Brick: Like this?

Joe: OWW!

Brick: Oops. Sorry.

Blossom: Like this?

Mimi: OW!

Blossom: Sorry.

Lance: It looks like the people with super powers might have trouble with the whole pokeball thing.

Kem: Yeah.

(Over at group #2)

Timi: No Sailor Moon. Your pokemon can’t talk.

S. Moon: Why not? Luna does.

S. Mini Moon: Luna also isn’t a pokemon.

S. Moon: Shut up!

S. Mini Moon: You shut up!

Piccolo: Both of you shut up!

Vegeta: Why was I grouped with the morons?

Daisy: Like, be nice Vegetable.

Vegeta: It’s Vegeta.

Lilly: It, like, doesn’t matter. Lt. Surge. LT. SURGE!!

Lt. Surge: Shh. I’m trying to sleep.

Lilly: Exactly. WAKE UP!!

Lt. Surge: WHAT!??

Timi: Ok. Now that we’ve mastered pokeball throwing, lets move on to recalling your pokemon.

Tenchi: Recall? Like sending it back to the factory?

Timi: Pokemon don’t come from a factory Tenchi.

Goku: How do we recall them?

Lt. Surge: You hold the pokeball, dial forward, and say pokemon return.

Timi: All of you try.

Goku: Umm... I never got mine out.

Daisy: Like, try again.

Goku: If I throw it, it flies to group 1 and hits someone. Then they throw it back and hits Tenchi. I don’t want to hurt Tenchi anymore. It’s not a very good way to make friends.

Lilly: But if you don’t try you’ll never learn.

Timi: Just try again.

Goku: Ok.

(he throws it again. like he said it flew over to group #1, but no one screamed. instead Brick flies over carrying it.)

Brick: Does this belong to you?

Goku: Yes.

Brick: Ok. I was asked to come over here and tell you to STOP DOING THAT!! Thanks!

(He flies off.)

Goku: See. I’ll never be a good pokemon trainer.

S. Uranus: Will you just throw it underhand already!?

S. Neptune: Calm down Uranus.

Vegeta: Yeah. Don’t be a witch.

Goku: Fine.

(He throws it underhand. It works.)

Timi: See. You did it!

Goku: I did? I did! Look. It’s a cute little kitty!

Daisy: That’s, like, an Eevee Goku.

Goku: What ever.

Mew: Time go check on group #3

(That’s where they go)

Gary: No Peach. You HAVE to battle.

Peach: Why? I’m a PRINCESS! I don’t have to do anything.

Cassidy: Just shut up and do what the brat asked you to. It’s not that hard.

Butch: * nods yes *

Peach: But I don’t want to make my little turtle fight.

Loreli: But that’s why you’re here!

Peach: I really don’t want to.

Pipsy: That’s because you know you’re a sissy and you can’t win.

Peach: Let’s fight.

(Again with group #1)

Matt: You’re cheating again Tai!

Tai: I am not!

Brick: Dudes, shut up.

Matt: what’s it to you shorty!?

Brick: Excuse me.

Blossom: Kem! They’re fighting again. And they’re bringing in outsiders!

Kem: Matt leave Tai alone. Tai leave Matt alone. Brick don’t get involved in their disputes. There.

Brick: But he called me shorty!

Kem: You can beat the crap out of him and you know it now continue practicing PLEASE!

Matt: but Tai was cheating.

Tai: I was not!

Matt: You were too!

Kem: How do you cheat in a pokemon battle?

Matt: He just was I know it.

Kem: Ugh.

(A few feet away.)

Brock: Mimi, how are you going to learn anything if I battle for you?

Mimi: Don’t worry. I’m watching.

Sora: You are not. Can I battle someone else please.

Brock: There’s nobody left.

Sora: Who’s fighting Kari?

Brock: T.K.

Sora: Blossom?

Brock: Brick.

Sora: Matt?

Brock: Tai.

Sora: Izzy?

Brock: Joe.

Sora: Ugh.

(A few more feet away)

Matt H: Please stop that T.K..

T.K.: No.

Kari: Matt make him stop! He’s hurting Meowth!

Matt H: Please T.K.?

T.K.: No.

Kari: I’ll tell Tai if you don’t stop!

T.K.: And i’ll tell Matt and he’ll beat Tai up. He’s done it before.

Kari: He has not!

T.K.: He has too! You’re just a stupid girl. What do you know!?

Kari: That Matt never beat up Tai!

T.K.: He did too!

Matt H: Please stop fighting. PLEASE?

(A few feet over from there)

Joe: Umm.... Giovanni, sir, my pokeball rolled over here, and I see you have it, and I was kinda wondering if I could kinda, maybe have it back.

Giovanni: No.

Joe: Please?

Giovanni: No.

Lance: Dude, Giovanni, give it back.

Giovanni: No.

Lance: Brick! Blossom! Someone with super powers! Help!

(Blossom and Brick fly over)

Blossom and Brick: Yes. He asked for me. Yeah I'm talking to you.

Lance: Stop that. Any way, get that pokeball from Giovanni.

Brick: Don’t worry about it. I’ve got it covered.

Blossom: Not without me you don’t.

Brick: If you really want to help, fine, but I don’t need you.

(They go over to Giovanni.)

Brick: Give me the pokeball.

Giovanni: No thank you.

Brick: Dude.

Giovanni: Dude.

Blossom: You 2 are retarded.

Brick: You’re a stupid girl. What do you know?

Blossom: Giovanni, can I PLEASE have that pokeball? Please?

Giovanni: I am trying to teach you little girl, that kindness gets you nowhere.

(Time to check on group #2)

Timi: Ok Goku. Now attack.

Goku: Ok. Eevee tackle!

S. Uranus: Sandshrew scratch!

Timi: Very good.

S. Neptune: Wow. You’re doing great Uranus.

(over by Vegeta)

Vegeta: This is stupid. I’m sick of this. Remind why I'm here again please.

Lilly: You wanted to be a pokemon trainer.

Vegeta: I never said that.

Daisy: Then why are you here?

Vegeta: Isn’t that what I just asked!

(over by Tenchi)

Tenchi: I want that Ryo Oakie thing. It’s just like her.

Lt. Surge: But that’s Goku’s pokemon.

Tenchi: I guess this- Scyther- is Ok too.

Lt. Surge: You are getting the hang of this aren’t you?

Tenchi: I think so.

(Group #3)

Pipsy: Peach, I could have beaten you 30 times by now. Can we start yet?

Peach: I already told them I don’t want to fight you.

Pipsy: LORELI!

Loreli: Yes?

Pipsy: She’s still refusing to fight.

Mew: Please fight Peach.

Thunder: Yeah. Your insubordination is lowering ratings.

Peach: I don’t understand why you insist that force poor innocent creatures to fight each other.

Thunder: It’s not that bad.

Mew: Yes. It helps us with our self confidence.

Peach: It’s cruel.

Thunder: And fur isn’t?

Peach: That’s different. They died for fashion not pleasure.

Mew: I’m not even going to say anything.

(A break from the groups.)

Thunder: Hello. We’re now "chilling" in center field.

Mew: Just for you to have a break from our guests who are training so hard.

Thunder: I came up with some special awards over the course of time that just passed. That means the winners could change.Would you like to hear them?

Mew: Ok.

Thunder: Most dysfunctional group goes to Group #1.

Mew: Why is that?

Thunder: They are. I mean Giovanni hates everyone and fights are breaking out between everyone else.

Mew: So true.

Thunder: Most persistent "student" Goes to Goku because he tried so hard to get his pokemon out of the pokeball. Most accomplished group goes to Group #2 because they’re having the fewest problems. Farthest behind goes to group #3 because of Peach. Most irritating "student" goes to Peach. Most helpful "student" goes to Brick.

Mew: Brick?

Thunder: He’s being really nice and helpful considering he’s supposed to be a naughty little brat. Most surprising "student" also goes to Brick. The boy was even being nice to Blossom who is supposed to be his enemy.

Mew: They were fighting a bit before.

Thunder: But he helped her in the beginning.

Mew: Good point.

Thunder: Best teacher so far goes to Timi and Kem. Worst teacher goes to Giovanni. And that’s all the awards I have now.

Mew: Ok. I also go Brick and Blossom to briefly step away from their training to talk to us. Hi guys.

Blossom: Hi.

Brick: Hi.

Thunder: You’re being really nice today aren’t you Brick? I figured you and Blossom would have killed each other by now.

Brick: Naw. We get along with the Powerpuff Girls Ok.

Mew: Really?

Blossom: Yeah. We do fight sometimes.

Brick: But that’s because you’re stupid girls that don’t know anything. But that’s hardly your fault.

Blossom: You’re a dumb boy that jumps to stupid conclusions.

Brick: It takes a stupid girl to say that.

Blossom: Shut up!

Brick: You shut up!

Mew: Calm down children.

Thunder: Yeah. We were talking about how WELL you got along.

Blossom: I’m sorry.

Brick: Me too.

Mew: That’s Ok.

Thunder: Although you shouldn’t be apologizing to us.

Blossom: Why should I apologize to him. He called me a stupid girl.

Brick: She called ME a stupid boy. I’m not apologizing.

Mew: APOLOGIZE NOW!!!

Blossom: Sorry Brick.

Brick: Yeah. Sorry Blossom.

Mew: Don’t you feel better now?

Brick: Yeah. Sure.

Blossom: We have to go train now. Bye Mew!

Brick: Yeah bye!

(They fly back to their group.)

Thunder: You scared them Mew.

Mew: I want to be the one who ends the fighting between the Powerpuff girls and the Roudyruff boys.

Thunder: Brick said they already get along pretty well.

Mew: Well I'm going to make sure it stays that way.

Thunder: It’s time to watch our groups again. To group #1!

(They go over to group #1)

Kem: Ok. I think you’re all ready to compete in the tournament.

Matt H: And you haven’t been fighting in awhile either.

Tai: That’s because Matt stopped being a jerk.

Matt: That’s because Tai stopped cheating.

Blossom: You could have just had Mew yell at them.

Brick: Yeah. I’m afraid to fight with her now.

Mew: Yay! My methods are effective!

Blossom and Brick: AHHH!

Thunder: She’s not going to yell at you anymore.

Brick: Are you sure?

Mew: As long as you be nice you have nothing to worry about.

Kem: Stop scaring my students.

Mew: Ok fine. We’re going to group 2 now.

(Over at group #2)

Timi: Are you guys ready to go win that tournament? Good!

S. Moon: Question.

Daisy: Like, what now Sailor Moon?

S. Moon: Can you go over everything again? I still don’t get it.

Vegeta: You are a total moron.

Tenchi: Even I get it.

S. Mini Moon: Why don’t you go home Sailor Moon. You’re just going to hold the rest of us back.

S. Moon: I am not. I just need it explained 1 more time.

Lilly: We, like, don’t have time for that. Just do your best.

Lt. Surge: (To Timi) We lose.

(Over at group #3)

Gary: Lets just quit now.

Loreli: we can’t quit.

Pipsy: Why would we quit?

Cassidy: Because we don’t stand any chance.

Butch: * nods yes *

Ash: We can’t just give up. I can win the tournament!

Jessie: And me and James will get a promotion.

Cassidy: That is so true Jessie.

James: Why do I let her insult us like that?

Agatha: Like it or not we can’t quit.

Banjo: Why not?

Cassidy: They want us to give the other 2 groups the pleasure of royally beating the crap out of us.

Butch: * nods yes *

Peach: I don’t see why you are making us go through this humiliation.

Mew: You guys, have a little more confidence.

Misty: We’re THE WORST GROUP and you know it.

Thunder: True as that may be, you still should have some confidence.

Richie: Yeah. Thunder is right. Lets at least try.

Everyone else, minus Ash: NO!

Ash: I’ll try too Richie. And when we win they’ll wish they listened to us.

(at center field)

Thunder: OK! It’s time for the tournament.

Mew: To your places everyone!

(Since I'm a terrible battle announcer, we’ll just say a lot of battles went by and all of group #3 lost, and the only people left are from group #1: Matt, Blossom, Brick, and Tai

. And from group #2: Vegeta, Goku, Sailor Uranus, and Sailor Neptune.)

Kem: (To Gary) Your group sucked big time.

Gary: Tell me about it. I hate this. Why did I get stuck there?

Brock: Those were the worst trainers, so we figured someone of your talent could help them. But I guess we were wrong Kem.

Kem: I guess we know better for next time.

Giovanni: I am not coming back again.

Matt H: Want to bet?

Mew: Ok. Next battle will be.... Goku versus Tai. Go go go.

Goku: Chill Mew.

Mew: We have a time slot to stay in so you need to hurry up and fight!

Tai: Ok. Go Charmander. He is so much like Agumon.

Goku: Get that thing Eevee!

(Battles suck. Any way, Goku wins. Hurray for him.)

Thunder: Next up is Blossom versus Sailor Uranus.

Blossom: Yay!

S. Uranus: This is my opponent?

Blossom: Go Squirtle!

S. Uranus: Go Sandshrew.

(You should know who won, but if you don’t, it was Blossom. YAY!)

Mew: Next we have Sailor Neptune and Matt.

Tai: Don’t blow it Matt.

Matt: Shut up Tai.

Brick: Yeah! You’re ruining my battle watching experience.

S. Neptune: I hope I win.

Daisy: Sure you’ll win.

Tenchi: That’s what you told me and I lost.

Daisy: Ummm....

(Sailor Neptune wins because she is way cooler than Matt from Digimon.)

Thunder: Next is who ever is left.

Mew: Vegeta and Brick.

Thunder: What ever. I went to get some ice cream. I don’t know where we’re at.

Brick: Any way.....

Mew: Right. Go ahead and start.

(Vegeta is cool, but Brick wins. You see, now there are 2 left from each of the remaining groups. pretty slick huh?)

Kem: Very good. Now that we’re nearly done I want to say something. My group RULES! Thank you.

Mew: What ever Kem.

Thunder: For real.

Lance: Any way, next up is Sailor Neptune and Blossom.

S. Neptune: Look at how small she is. She looks like a little doll. She’s so adorable.

Blossom: Can we fight now?

(As hard as this was to decide, Blossom wins.)

Kem: Good job Blossom! Next is Goku and Brick.

S. Neptune: He looks like a little doll to. Aren’t they cute Uranus?

S. Uranus: Sure Neptune.

Brick: First off, I HATE dolls, second I DO NOT look like one, and third I REALLY, REALLY HATE being called cute! Are we clear on that?

Goku: But you do look like a little doll.

Brick: Shut up!

(Despite what you might have thought, Goku wins the battle. )

Thunder: Well, it looks like Blossom and Goku are the 2 best "students". Good for them.

Mew: And now to determine who is truly the best....

Kem: We all know it’s gonna be Blossom.

Timi: I hate to disagree with you big sister, but it’s gonna be Goku.

Kem: Wana bet?

Timi: $20!

Kem: Fine!

Blossom: Oh great. No pressure.

Goku: Tell me about it.

(They fight and because she is superior, Blossom wins! YAY!)

Kem: Hand it over dead beat.

Timi: You suck Kem.

Kem: Good job Blossom! You too Goku.

Blossom: Thanks.

Brick: She just got lucky.

Blossom: You’re just a sore loser.

Brick: I am not!

Blossom: You are TOO!

Mew: SILENCE! Since that was such a close fight, i’ll say all the group #1 and #2 "teachers" did a great job.

Brock: It’s a tie?

Lt. Surge: What!?

Mew: Heh heh. Well that’s our show for today. Tune in tomorrow to see all of our favorite guests return. Bye.

Thunder: Yes. Please do watch. BYE!

That’s it for the Pikachu and Mew show for today. Tune in tomorrow to see all of Thunder and Mew’s favorite guests.