Thunder: Hello and welcome to the Pikachu and mew show team Rocket Message Board episode. Because a rival talk show, I'm not naming any names, Ack- Anime talk- Ahem, said we sucked, we’re here today to prove them wrong. As soon as Mew gets here, we’ll get started. Where is she any way mew Two?

Mew Two: She and Blossom the Charizard we’re gathering the last of the guests. They’ll be here any minute now. Blossom the PPG and Brick are here. Talk to them.

Thunder: Sure. Why not? Send them out.

(PPG Blossom and Brick fly/float on to the stage.)

Thunder: Hey guys.

PPG Blossom: hey.

Brick: Where’s mew?

Thunder: Guest collecting. So, how are you guys doing?

PPG Blossom: Great. What about you?

Thunder: Fine. Just fine.

Mew Two: Sorry to interrupt Thunder, but the talk show from across the street, Anime Talk, wants to talk to you.

Thunder: Who do they have?

Mew Two: Ash, Serena, and Sakura from Card Captors.

Thunder: Her and Li will have to come on sometime. Any way, send them in.

(the cast of Anime Talk walks in.)

Thunder: State you business, then leave.

Ash: We are the number 1 talk show, so you need to go.

Thunder: Have you looked at the ratings lately? Me and mew are number 1. You 3 were like 7 or 8.

Sakura: 2nd actually.

PPG Blossom: Is that a 1?

Serena: No. But if we get rid of you, then we can take first place.

Brick: Oh no you don’t. Me and Blossom are behind you Thunder.

Thunder: Aww. Thanks Brick. See, me and Mew have some powerful friends.

Ash: We’re supposed to be afraid of Barbie and Ken over there?

PPG Blossom: Excuse me?

Sakura: You’re about the right size. A foot tall. That sounds right.

(Mew runs in.)

Mew: Sorry I'm late. what the hell are they doing here?

Thunder: Trying to oppose us.

Mew: Are you serious?

Thunder: Yep.

Mew: Are you kidding? We are unstoppable!

Serena: No you’re not.

Mew: Not only can we kick your sorry asses, but we have bad ass friends.

Ash: Like.....

Thunder: Goku, Vegeta, The Powerpuff Girls, The Roudyruff Boys, Half the Sailor Scouts especially Sailor Neptune. She’s my favorite.

Mew: Jar jar Banks and all her hit-people, Team Rocket, several gym leaders, the elite four, need we go on?

Sakura: So?

Thunder: Not to mention even if you raise a fist to us our trainer will kill you. And she hangs around with Team Rocket. They’ve got hit-men and stuff.

Ash: Tell me when we should care.

Mew: Listen. If you leave, we won’t hurt you.

Serena: You think a deformed rat and a pink cat can beat us?

PPG Blossom: I can.

Brick: Me too.

Sakura: For the last time, WE AREN’T AFRAID OF YOU!!!

PPG Blossom: You should be.

Brick: Uh- huh.

Thunder: Now, go go go. You’re disrupting our show.

Ash: Good.

Mew: Go away now before I KILL YOU!

Serena: You talk big....

Mew Two: How about this. Go away now before I kill you.

Ash: We aren’t afraid of you either.

Mew Two; Mew and I are the strongest pokemon in the world. We can easily defeat you without even breaking a sweat.

Mew: So GO!!

Serena: Make us.

Thunder: What do you think we’re doing!?

Ash: We aren’t leaving till you quit.

Mew: We aren’t going to quit.

Sakura: then you’re going to fight us.

Thunder: Have it your way. MEW TWO! PHONE!!

Mew Two: Here ya go.

(brings Thunder a cell phone. Thunder dials.)

Thunder: Hello? Hi Gohan. How are you? Good? Ok. Is your dad around? Can I talk to him? Thank you. Hello? Goku? Hi. Thunder. How’s Bunny? Good? Ok. Can you get down here right away? Anime Talk is challenging us to a brawl. Tell me about it. In the name of good television programming. Ok, See you soon. Ok. Goku is on his way. Next i’ll call Vegeta. (He dials) “Big pimpin’ spending G’s” Hello? Hi Vegeta. I’m fine. What about you? That’s good. Say, can you come beat up some kids for me? You’re watching? YOU RULE! They do. You’ve watched them before? They’re on at the same time. Yeah. So will you be coming? Good. Bring Frieza if you can. Thanks. Bye. Vegeta is also on his way. Are you going to leave now?

Ash: We aren’t afraid of them.

Mew: You should be. Phone.

(Thunder throws it to her. She dials.)

Mew: 1...2.....3..... Hello? Hi Kem. You were? Good. You saw they started it right? Good. Now they can’t sue us. Are you taping it? Good. Court room evidence. We’ll see you soon then? Great. Bring friends! Bye. Are you scared yet?

Serena: You’re trainer is NOT scary.

Thunder: It’s your funeral.

Ash: Can we fight yet?

Thunder: Are our friends here yet?

Ash: How about this. I challenge you to a pokemon battle....

(Thunder, Mew, Mew Two, Blossom, and Brick start laughing hysterically.)

Serena: WHAT’S SO FUNNY!?

Mew: He- he- he- could- could- couldn’t tra- tra- train poke- pokemon if- if his- his life depend- depended on- on it!

Ash: SHUT UP!!! Any way, if I win, you quit, if you win, we shut up and get lost.

Thunder: It- it’s no- not a- a fa- fair fight, bu- but o- o- Ok. Heh heh heh .

Ash: Lets go then.

Mew: We can’t battle without our trainer. She’ll be here soon. Just wait. Ha ha ha.

(They wait 10 minutes. Then Kem arrives)

Kem: You did not threaten MY pokemon!

Sakura: Yes we did.

Mew: We need you for a battle Kem.

Kem: Ok. Against....

Thunder: Ash.

(Kem starts laughing hysterically. Mew and Thunder soon follow. Then Blossom and Brick. )

Kem: You- you’re jo-jo- joking ri- ri- right!? Ha ha ha ha!

Mew: * nods no *

Kem: Ok. Prepare to lose Ketchem!

Ash: You wish.

(She starts laughing hysterically again. After she stops, the battle begins.)

Ash: I choose you Squirtle!

Kem: Yawn. Thunder.

Thunder: Bring it on.

Ash: Squirtle! Water Gun!

Kem: Thunder! Thunder!

(Squirtle hits, but it does nothing. Thunder’s Thunder attack faints Squirtle.)

Ash: DAMN! Return Squirtle. Go Bulbasaur!

Kem: Go! Blossom!

PPG Blossom: What?

Kem: Charizard Blossom.

PPG Blossom: Sorry.

Blossom: Yeah Kem?

Kem: FIRE BLAST!

(Bulbasaur is immediately fainted.)

Kem: You do NOT mess with level 100 super pokemon.

Ash: return Bulbasaur. Go Charizard!

Kem: Blossom...

Blossom: Right!

(Blossom beats on Charizard till it faints.)

Kem: Next!

Ash: Grrrr... Go Pikachu!

Kem: Return Blossom. Go Mew.

Mew: Ha ha ha.

Kem: Mew psychic!

Mew: With pleasure.

(Mew psychics Pikachu and it faints.)

Kem: Is that all?

Ash: NO! Go Lapras!

Kem: Mew....

Mew: Right.

(Mew easily faints Lapras.)

Kem: Are you finished yet?

Ash: NO NO NO!!!! Go Snorlax!

Kem: You’re done Mew. MEW TWO!

Mew Two: Coming!

Kem: Take care of that.

Mew Two: Got it.

(Mew Two wastes the Snorlax.)

Kem: Is that everyone?

Ash: NO! Go Muk!

Kem: Bad move. Mew Two...

Mew Two: Gladly!

(Mew Two uses his wonderful advantage to faint Muk.)

Kem: I won. You lose. Get lost.

Sakura: NO!

Serena: We changed our minds.

(Goku runs in)

Goku: I got here as soon as I could. What’s the problem?

(Thunder and Mew point at the Anime Talk hosts.)

Goku; Them? You have got to be kidding me.

Kem: Nope.

PPG Blossom: They aren’t really a challenge, they’re just irritating.

Brick: Word.

Goku: I don’t want to kill them. I don’t think I can fight them.

Brick: WE CAN!

PPG Blossom: Yeah. I’ll get you for that Barbie comment.

(PPG Blossom and Brick start beating them up.)

Thunder: I think, for the first time ever, we need a commercial break. We’ll be right back.

(You see a commercial about Dog food and then the show is back. PPG Blossom and Brick are back at their chairs and the hosts of Anime Talk are lying on the floor unconscious.)

Mew: Welcome back. Ash, Sakura, and Serena decided to take a nap. With a little help from Blossom and Brick. Thanks guys.

PPG Blossom: No problem.

Brick: Word.

Thunder: I think we have to end the show early tonight because the network censor is standing by Mew Two and he doesn’t look very happy. Well, tune in tomorrow to see the long awaited Jar jar Banks episode. if we still have a show. Good night everybody.

Mew: BYE!

That’s it for the Pikachu and Mew show for today. Tune in tomorrow to see the cast of the Jar jar Banks show. Bye.