Thunder: Hello and welcome to the Serenay Moon Special!

Mew: What is Serenay Moon you ask? Well, it’s a lovely show about a boy named Zach. In the first season, Zach is on his way to the Moon Fighting Tournament on the planet Serenay Moon. The show focus on what happens to Zach and Kitt, the girl he meets in the first episode, on their way there.

Thunder: Since we love it so much, we decided to have the 10 main characters as guests on our show!

Mew: Who are they you ask? We have Zach, Kitt, Derek, Mika, Moka, Aqua, Ignis, Luna, Gaia, and Kim.

Mew Two: Shall we begin?

Thunder: Yep.

Mew Two: Okay. Your first guest will be Zach.

(He walks onto the stage)

Mew: Hi Zach!

Zach: Uhhhh... Hi.

Thunder: How are you?

Zach: Fine. Ummmm... How are you?

Mew: Fine, great, thanks for asking. Now Zach, you fight?

Zach: Yep! I won the Moon Tournament!

Mew Two: *cough*Kitt threw the fight*cough*

Zach: She did not!

Mew: Ignore him. We still love you. So Zachy, if We brought our friend Goku in here, do you think you could beat him?

Zach: Who’s Goku?

Thunder: Only the greatest fighter in the universe!

Zach: Then why wasn’t he at the moon tournament?

Mew Two: You didn’t notice Kitt was in it, so how do you know Goku wasn’t?

Zach: I-

Mew: You know Goku wasn’t there so stop being an a**.

Mew Two: Fine.

Thunder: Any way, do you think you could win?

Zach: I don’t even know who he is.

Mew: We can fix that. He came to watch. He’s in the audience. Stand up, Goku!

(Goku stands up and waves)

Zach: He’s kinda big, but I could take him.

Thunder: Want to bet?

Zach: Errrr... Not really.

Mew: You can try later! New question! If Kitt was such a b**** to you, why were you so nice to her?

Zach: I had to be nice. It’s the right thing to do.

Thunder: Psht. Morals are for losers.

Mew Two: Ignore him, children. Morals are good.

Mew: ANY WAY, if Kitt nearly killed you, why do you still hang around with her?

Zach: She’s a very nice person. She was just confused.

Thunder: What ever. You just liked her from the start and wanted to hook up with her. That’s why you were so nice.

Zach: I didn’t!

Thunder: If you say so.

Mew: Hush, Thunder! So Zachy, what was it like, fighting in the Moon Tournament, I mean.

Zach: It was amazing! All the people watching and cheering.... And all the tough battles... It was really cool!

Thunder: Too bad we didn’t know about you when we had the Martial Arts Special. That was so much cooler than the Moon Tournament.

Mew: Yeah! That was an anything goes, fight to the death, free for all!

Thunder: We had a blast. It was too bad that our main event got blocked out. A truly amazing battle that was. *sigh* Goku and Vegeta rock!

Goku: (from the audience) We sure do! Right, Vegeta!?

Vegeta: (from the audience) Of course.

Mew: Any way, what else to ask you Zach? Ummmm....

Thunder: I know! How come you can’t do a basic Kamaha mayha wave?

Mew: Like you can do one.

Thunder: I never said I could!

Mew: You called it basic as if everyone in the universe knows it.

Zach: Gosh, Mew. Calm down. I’ve never heard of a Kamaha mayha wave.

Thunder: Goku can do it!

Goku: (from the audience) I sure can!

Mew: But not in here, sweet heart. You’ll break something.

Goku: (from the audience) Okay.

Mew: Ummmm.... Did you ever think about ditching Kitt when you found out about all the trouble she had chasing after her?

Zach: I can’t say the idea didn’t cross my mind.

Thunder: Why didn’t you?

Zach: She didn’t ditch me when Mika and Moka started chasing after me.

Mew: So true! Have you ever watched TPAMS before?

Zach: I can’t say that I have-

(Thunder and Mew stare at him in horror)

Thunder: NO WAY! You went on a show without watching it first!?

Zach: I did... Is that a bad thing?

(Thunder and Mew smile evilly at each other)

Mew: Of course not, dear.

Thunder: We were just wondering because it’s time for the special game that we play with all our guests.

Zach: Really?

Mew: Uh-huh.

Zach: Okay! I like games. How do we play?

Thunder: You sit there and me and Mew will ask you some funtastic questions.

Mew: If you answer right, we giver you a piece of candy. If you’re wrong, you get some pie.

Zach: Okay! That sounds fun!

Thunder: Let’s start.

(Mew makes some note cards appear in her and Thunder’s hands)

Mew: Question 1. Who was the most recent guest we’ve had on TPAMS?

Zach: Ummmm... Do I count?

Mew: Ummmm.... No.

Zach: Darn! Ummmm... Was it.... Kitt?

Mew: Nope!

(Van walks onto the stage and hands Thunder a pie. He slams it into Zach’s face)

Zach: Ahhhh! Hey! Why’d you go and do that!?

Thunder: We told you we’d “give you some pie”. I just gave you your pie.

(He and Mew laugh evilly)

Zach: I don’t think I like this game!

Mew: That’s too bad.

Thunder: Especially since we aren’t done yet. This time if you’re wrong you get some cake!

Zach: No way! I’m out of here!

(He runs off the stage)

Mew: Bye! He was nice. Lets have him back sometime.

Thunder: Yeah.

Mew Two: Next up is Kitt.

(She walks onto the stage)

Mew: (putting the note cards down next to her chair) Hello there!

Kitt: Hi.

Thunder: How are you today?

Kitt: Great. I hope you’re okay.

Mew: We are.

Kitt: Why did Zach run off the stage with all that stuff on his face?

Thunder: (to the audience and camera) We took the monitor out of the waiting room.

(Everyone laughs. Kitt curiously looks around)

Mew: Ummmm... He had rabies... and he was... ummmm... foaming... so he left... Yeah! That’s what happened!

Kitt: Oh. I had no idea.

Mew: Yeah. He was really shy to tell us. Any way, what made you decide to try and steal his food why you have a credit card which you could have used to buy some food?

Kitt: If I would have used the credit card, my parents would have found me. He was an easy target, so I decided to “borrow” some food.

Mew: You’ll use the card on a bag, but you won’t use it for food?

Kitt: That was a fantastic bag! I just HAD to use the card.

Mew: What ever. So, how did you run into that Derek jerk?

Kitt: The same way I ran into Zach, it just kind of happened.

Thunder: And you couldn’t tell he was an a** when you met him?

Kitt: He wasn’t that bad then. And I thought him and his gang would be a nice crowd to hang around with. And then I wouldn’t have to be all alone any more.

Mew: Do you know how many things were wrong with what you just said!?

Thunder: 1. “Gang” and “Nice crowd to hang around with” do not go together. And 2. You wouldn’t have been alone if you would have stayed home.

Mew Two: Remember that kids.

Mew: Ahem. We’ll do moral time later. Any how, do you have a response to that, Kitt?

Kitt: I was a little mixed up. So sue me.

Mew: I’d be careful about saying that. He might actually do that. And his brother is a good lawyer.

Lightning: (sticking his head out from backstage) That’s Lightning: Attorney at law! Call

1-800-555-Lightning!

Mew: That’s too many numbers.

Lightning: (sticking his head out from backstage) Too bad!

(He goes backstage)

Mew: *sigh* What ever. Any way, what exactly do you see in that Zach kid? He’s really scrawny and little.

Kitt: He’s a nice person and has a... Ummm... Great personality!

Thunder: Isn’t that what guys say when they have really ugly girlfriends and are trying to justify dating them to other guys?

Mew: Yeah.

Thunder: Just checking.

Kitt: You guys just don’t know him. He’s really nice and fun to be around-

Thunder: Stop it. You’re making me feel ill. So, when you were with that gang, were you as pushy and self absorbed as you are to poor Zach?

Kitt: I’m not pushy and self absorbed! Okay... Maybe I’m a little pushy, but not self absorbed!

Mew: And I’m the Queen of France.

Kitt: Why hello, your majesty. (sarcasm)

Mew: Shut up.

Thunder: I think she wants to play the game.

Mew: She does, but it won’t be funny now that we’ve already done it.

Thunder: True. But I DO want to hit her with a pie.

Mew: Knock yourself out.

(Van brings a pie onto the stage. He slams it into Kitt’s face. Thunder and Mew laugh)

Kitt: Hey! Why did you do that!?

Mew: Fun. You can leave now if you want to. Do come join us again sometime!

(Kitt walks off the stage shaking her head)

Mew Two: Do you really have to piss off all the guests today?

Mew: They aren’t pissed off! We were just having a little fun with them.

Thunder: Yeah. Mew and I decided that we needed more pie throwing on this show.

Mew Two: (laughing) Well, your next guest is Derek.

(He walks onto the stage)

Mew: Hi Derek!

(He gives her a look of disgust.)

Mew: Gosh. I was just being friendly.

Derek: I’m not a friendly person.

Mew: Well you should be! And until you are, I’m going to sit on your head.

(She floats over to his head and sits on it.)

Derek: Hey! Get off!

Thunder: Just chill out and she’ll get off. Sooner or later...

Mew: Sure I will! But lets do this interview! Seriously, Derek, why are you wasting your time chasing that Kitt around? If you ask me, she’s nothing but trouble. There are plenty of other girls out there that will put up with your crap and won’t cause you any problems.

Derek: Because I like Kitt and I always get what I want.

Mew: Then why am I still on your head?

(He glares at the camera)

Thunder: Ummm... Why are you such an a**?

Derek: I’m not an a**! That’s just your lame opinion.

Mew: No, honey, you are a total creep and we all know it. But we still love you!

(She hugs his head. He glares at the camera)

Derek: I’m not having any fun here! All you’re doing is insulting me and now I’m getting pissed off!

(Mew Two laughs)

Mew: Shut up, Two!

Thunder: Giovanni never has any fun here either! Are you his cousin or something?

Derek: Who the hell is Giovanni?

Mew: That guy in the middle of the third row with the orange suit! Say hi, Vanni!

(Giovanni rolls his eyes, then waves)

Derek: I don’t know that guy.

Mew: Okay! Say! Since you seem to want a girlfriend so bad, and we want you to forget Kitt, why don’t you let us get you a date!

Derek: You don’t need to do that-

Thunder: We don’t mind at all!

Mew: It’ll be fun! Now let me think...

(She floats off his head then looks him over.)

Mew: Lets see... You’re too old for Misty, and we’d never do anything so terrible to any one, you look like you’re a little younger than Michelle, but you can’t date her because we’re waiting for her and Darien to admit that they like each other... What about Sailor Moon!?

Thunder: That’d be like pairing him with Misty: Just plain EVIL!

Mew: You’re right. How about... Gosh you’re hard! We don’t get many girls that are close to your age around here. But we’ll find someone!

Thunder: What about Cassidy?

Mew: Hey! That’s a good idea! Cassidy is perfect!

Derek: I don’t even know who that is! The 2 of you are so weird!

Mew: Oh, hush! Cassidy is blonde like Kitt and she’s about the same age, and she collects Barbies! Vanni told us that! Say hi, Vanni!

(He shakes his head and waves)

Derek: No thanks-

Mew: Do you want to meet Cassidy?

Derek: No! I don’t need you to get a girlfriend!

Thunder: Then why is your “girlfriend” running away from you and dating a scrawny runt boy?

Derek: I just haven’t succeeded yet, but I will! Just wait!

Mew: I bet you don’t and you’ll be wishing you took us up on our deal.

Thunder: How about we give you Cassidy’s number and you can call her when you’re willing to accept defeat?

Derek: What ever.

(Mew writes a number on a note card and gives it to Derek)

Mew: There’s her number! You call her when ever you’re ready. We’ll let her know that you have that so she expects you.

Derek: What ever.

Mew: Now that that’s settled, why don’t you tell us about your gang.

Derek: Okay. They’re really tough and they do what ever I say. They aren’t as smart as I am, but they do good work.

Thunder: Who told you that you were smart?

Derek: I told myself. I was smart enough to get a bunch of guys to do everything I said. That’s tough.

Thunder: I could do that!

Mew: You’d bribe them.

Thunder: What’s your point?

Derek: Some of us can’t afford to bribe people.

Mew: That’s okay! We still love you!

(She floats over to him and hugs him. Then she sits down on his lap. He just shakes his head)

Thunder: Gosh, Mew. He looks kinda mad...

Mew: He’s just being crabby! But that’s okay! All my best friends are crabby! Except Shiro. He’s not crabby!

Derek: Since when am I one of your best friends?

Mew: Since you let me sit on your head!

Derek: I didn’t actually LET you...

Mew: You did too! Any way, I like you!

(She gives him a hug)

Derek: Why do you keep hugging me!?

Mew: Fun! I like hugging people, and you’re so nice and all...

Derek: Will you please stop?

Mew: Just one more, then I will since you said please.

(She gives him a hug. Then she floats up to his head and sits down.)

Mew: You know Derek, you make a fantastic chair. Since I like sitting on you so much, you stay. Two! Please send us the next guest.

Mew Two: Okay. It’s actually guests. Next up is Mika and Moka.

Thunder: Moka like mocha capuchino?

Mew Two: No. Moka like Moka.

Mew: You know, that made absolutely no sense.

Derek: At least I’m not the only one that didn’t get it.

Mew: That’s what friends are for, sweet heart.

Mew Two: Any way, Mika and Moka are next. Here they come.

(Mika and Moka walk onto the stage)

Mew: Hi!

Mika: Uhhh... Hi.

Moka: Why are you sitting on that guy’s head?

Mew: Fun.

Moka: Okay.

Thunder: So, you guys were trying to steal Zach’s invitation to the Moon Tournament?

Mika: Yes.

Thunder: But you ended up stealing someone else’s?

Moka: Yep.

Mew: Than you lost at the tournament?

Mika and Moka: Yes...

Mew: Sad!

Derek: I lost too.

Mew: Awwww! I’m sorry, Derek! Who beat you?

Derek: Stupid Zach.

Mew: Do you want me to beat him up for you?

Derek: You’re just a little cat. What can you do?

Mew: I’m a level 100 psychic super Pokémon! I can learn any attack, I have lots of HP, my defense is great, my attack power is even better, and my special stats are unmatched by anyone! I can beat everyone!

Derek: (he smiles evilly) Really?

Mew: And if you don’t believe me, I can get Two to beat him up! Two is even stronger than I am!

Derek: Is that so?

Mika: You sounded pretty tough. How is that possible?

Mew Two: I genetically altered with cloned genetic material from a Mew. The genetic material was treated with chemicals before it was put in me. The new gene material gave me all the powers of a Mew and twice the strength of a regular Mew. If you take all of Mew’s wonderful stats, multiply them by 2, and you get me.

Thunder: I thought you were equal.

Mew Two: The second time at the 9th Gym put me way beyond her.

Mew: Yeah. I kinda stopped trying. He could kick my a** in a second.

Derek: So you are double super phenomenal?

Mew Two: Yes.

Derek: Okay! You can beat him up!

Mew: Okay! Two, go punish Zach!

Mew Two: (forming a ball of psychic energy in his paw) Excellent.

(He walks back stage. He’s gone for about 30 seconds before they hear screams from back stage. He then calmly returns to his place on the stage)

Mew Two: Consider it taken care of.

Derek: Cool!

Mew: Isn’t it?

Derek: I could use friends like you in my gang.

Mew: Really!? Look Two! He called us friends!

Mew Two: We’re just so friendly (sarcasm).

Derek: Seriously. You should think about it. (to himself) Lets see any one question me then.

Mew: What was that?

Derek: Nothing.

Thunder: That was fun, but we’re interviewing now. So Mika, how long have you known Moka?

Mika: It’s been a long time.

*Actually, I forgot and am too lazy to go read the second special again*

Thunder: That’s good. Do you steal for yourselves or do you work for someone else?

Moka: We steal for ourselves! We don’t need to take orders from any one else. That’s why we think Team Rocket is full of stupid people!

(Giovanni pulls out a cell phone and starts dialing)

Mew: Vanni!

(He looks at Mew, then puts it away.)

Mew: Hasn’t it been your dream to fight in the Moon Tournament?

Moka: Yes! I feel good because I did get to, even if I lost.

Mew: Why didn’t you wait until you were invited?

Moka: I couldn’t! I was just so anxious.

Thunder: I see what you’re saying, but stealing is bad. You should stop.

Mika: Then Serenay Moon would only have 1 villain.

Mew: Good point. Okay! Keep being bad.

Thunder: But you kids at home be good! Very, VERY good!

Derek: When do we get to see a new guest?

Mew: You’re sick of them? Okay! Since you said I’m your friend, we’ll see you guys later.

Mika: Okay.

Moka: Bye!

(They walk off the stage)

Mew Two: Next up is Lady Aqua.

(She walks onto the stage and sits down)

Mew: Hi!

Aqua: Hello.

Thunder: Hmmm... That’s 2 water ladies we’ve had on the show now.

Mew: Indeed.

Thunder: How come you’re the guardian of water?

Aqua: I just am. People don’t tend to question it.

Mew: Well, Michelle could have done a good job too, even if she’s crazy...

Michelle: (from the audience) I’m not crazy!

(It’s guests as audience day. That’s why so many of them are here)

Mew: What ever you say, dear.

Aqua: The job was just given to me. I didn’t ask many questions. If you really want to know, ask the writers.

Thunder: Always sending us to the writers! Can you actors never answer any questions yourself!?

Giovanni: (from the audience) If we just told you, it’d be much less fun for us.

Michelle: (from the audience) And sometimes, we really don’t know.

Mew: And that’s a lot of the time. Any way, where’d you get that nifty octopus?

Aqua: It’s one of the creatures that live in my sea.

Thunder: So you’re forcing it to do your evil bidding!? You’re mean!

Aqua: I’m not evil! We were just testing them. They were what we’re looking for, so we’ll be getting back to them.

Mew: Why?

Aqua: You’ll have to wait until that part of the story is written.

Thunder and Mew: Damn!

Derek: Hmmmm... I should ask the writer to write me in with Mew and Two. I’d never lose!

Aqua: You’re evil. You’re SUPPOSED to lose.

Derek: That’s a very narrow minded view to be taking.

Mew: It is! What if the bad guy DOES win one day!?

Aqua: Then I’ll be eating my words.

Mew: You sure will.

Thunder: How come you and your sisters turn into those creepy little girls?

Aqua: They’re chibi’s.

Thunder: They creep me out.

Mew: They are so adorable!

Thunder: They are so scary!

Aqua: They’re just one of our 3 forms. Each of us has a chibi form, a lady form, and a human form. I’m in the lady form. That’s why I’m called Lady Aqua.

Derek: You look pretty human to me.

Mew: Me too.

Thunder: Agreed.

Aqua: I’m more of a spirit now.

Mew: If you say so. Any way, what’s with the giggling. I have to agree with Kitt and say that was really annoying.

Aqua: Little girls do that.

Derek: You’re old.

Aqua: Not when I’m in my chibi form.

Thunder: Why did you come in the lady form today?

Aqua: Mew Two told us when he called that the chibi form wouldn’t be allowed because it was annoying and the human form was too boring. We were trying to be interesting.

Mew: Well, you’re not.

Thunder: I agree.

Mew: Show us some of your powers.

Aqua: Show me some of YOUR powers.

Mew: Okay.

(Mew does the paralyze blue deal to her)

Aqua: Hey! I can’t move!

Derek: Cool!

Mew: It gets better.

(She points her paws at Lady Aqua and a colorful beam of psychic energy shoots out at her)

Aqua: Ow!

Derek: What was that!?

Mew: Psy Beam! But I’m not done yet!

(The whole room fills with a bright flash of light. Lady Aqua begins looking around)

Aqua: What? Where am I?

Mew: That was confusion.

(Next she gathers a ball of psychic energy in her paws and throws it at Lady Aqua.)

Aqua: Ouch! That really hurt!

Mew: Psychic. Your turn, Thunder.

Thunder: With pleasure. Piiiiiikaaaachuuu!

Aqua: Ow! Ow! OW!

Thunder: That was thunderbolt.

(He quickly runs at Lady Aqua. Next, he tackles her)

Thunder: That’s a quick attack. Pika!

Lady Aqua: Stop! It hurts!

Thunder: And THAT was thunder. I get my name from that.

Derek: I like you too. Do all you little Pokémon things do neat stuff like that?

Mew: Yeah, but most of them aren’t as strong as we are.

Derek: Cool! I wish I had some of you.

Mew: I don’t think they exist in your world.

Derek: That’s too bad.

Aqua: (trying to fix her hair which was standing straight up) I don’t think so.

Mew: You show us your powers now.

Aqua: I’d rather not...

Mew: Then you leave.

Aqua: That’s just fine.

(She walks off the stage)

Mew: How rude!

Thunder: I agree.

Mew Two: People do that sometimes. Next up is Lady Ignis.

(She walks onto the stage)

Ignis: Hi!

Mew: Hi!

Ignis: How are you?

Mew: I’m fine. How are you?

Ignis: Great!

Thunder: Well, aren’t you miss friendly.

Ignis: Aqua is so uptight. I’m way more fun that her!

Mew: Good. So, you have fire powers?

Ignis: I sure do! Would you like me to show you?

Mew: Yeah!

Ignis: Okay! Final fire Phoenix!

(A blast of fire shaped like a bird shoots away from her)

Mew and Thunder: SWEET!

Mew: That looks a lot like sky attack! It was really neat!

Ignis: Thanks. I like your powers too.

Mew: You saw them?

Ignis: I was standing next to Two so I could watch.

Mew: Good idea! I can do fire stuff too!

Ignis: Really!?

Mew: Yes. As I mentioned earlier, I am capable of learning any attack. Do you want to see a fire blast? Or a flame wheel maybe?

Thunder: Show her later. We’re already on page 20 and we have 3 guardians to go. We have to stick to interviewing.

Mew: Okay. So, I hear you’re the boy crazy guardian that likes to party.

Ignis: That’s me! I love to party! And you mortals throw the best ones! I swear! I went to this one party-

Mew Two: I’m afraid to hear you go on. We’ll just say we believe you and ask you to continue.

Ignis: Okay. I guess I’ll have to tell you later.

Mew: Of course.

Ignis: I have a question for you.

Mew: Go ahead.

Ignis: I got here a little late and I was wondering why you’re sitting on his head.

Mew: Fun.

Ignis: Oh. Fun is great! It’s a fantastic reason to do anything!

Mew: Tell me about it!

Thunder: Ummm... Lady Ignis, how come you made Zach and Kitt fight you?

Ignis: How else would I make them show me courage?

Mew: Good point.

Thunder: Gosh... I’m out of questions. You can go. And can you do me a favor?

Ignis: Sure! What is it?

(He pulls a cake out from behind his chair. How it got there, I don’t know.)

Thunder: Drop that on Lady Aqua.

Ignis: With pleasure! Bye!

Thunder and Mew: BYE!

(Lady Ignis walks off the stage)

Mew Two: Next up is Lady Luna.

(She walks onto the stage)

Mew: Hi.

Luna: Hello.

Thunder: Why does air need a guardian?

Luna: I don’t know, but I like the job.

Mew: I hear you don’t like fighting. Is it because you never win?

Luna: Oh no! I just don’t like to. Violence solves nothing.

Mew Two: Listen to that kids. Hey, this is a very moral filled episode.

Mew: Indeed. I hear you’re the level headed one. It’s good to know that one of you thinks things through.

Luna: Kim thinks things through also. In fact, I’d say that Ignis is the only one of us that acts before she thinks.

Thunder: Why’s that?

Luna: She’s insane.

Mew: That’s kind of a mean thing to say about your sister.

Mew Two: You call our sisters crazy, nuts, weird, and insane all the time.

Mew: That’s different. They really are crazy, nuts, weird, and insane. Especially Meowie.

(She shudders)

Luna: Any way, Ignis is a little mentally unstable, but she’s a good person any way.

Thunder: Do you have any cool powers?

Luna: I have some powers, but none are as fun as Ignis’.

Mew: Oh. Ahhh!

(She falls off Derek’s head)

Mew: Hey! You dropped me!

Derek: Oh. I’m sorry. I forgot you were there for a minute.

Mew: (Floating back up and sitting down) That’s okay!

Luna: Are you having fun up there?

Mew: Uh-huh! Are you having fun down there?

Luna: A little.

Thunder: Would you have more fun if we threw a pie at you?

Luna: No. I think I’d have less fun then.

Thunder: Damn! You can’t blame me for trying.

Luna: Of course not.

Mew: You’re really friendly, but you aren’t as fun as Ignis.

Thunder: She’s more fun than Aqua.

Derek: And isn’t that what matters?

Mew: (Looking down at him) Hey! You’re getting good at this! Whoa!

(She bent down too far and falls off his head again. This time, he catches her)

Mew: Thanks. I always do stuff like that. I forget that I need to keep my center of balance on the thing I’m sitting on.

Thunder: She does forget a lot! One time she feel off her chair at dinner. It was funny. She was trying to get her fork that she dropped, but the chair was too high.

(He laughs at the memory.)

Mew: That hurt.

Thunder: But it was hilarious!

Mew: You shouldn’t laugh at the pain of others. Kem said so.

Thunder: Kem does it all the time.

Mew: Well she says you shouldn’t do it!

(They start fighting)

Mew Two: Enough! You get back on Derek’s head and you stop picking fights with her.

Thunder and Mew: Okay...

(They do as instructed)

Mew: I guess you can go Luna. We’re done with you.

Luna: Okay! Bye!

(She walks off the stage)

Mew Two: Next up is Lady Gaia.

Thunder: Wasn’t that the lady on Captain Planet?

Mew: Her name was Gaia!

Mew Two: That’s because it means earth.

Mew: What language?

Mew Two: I forget. But it does. Even ask Kem.

Mew: We believe you. Send her out.

(Lady Gaia walks onto the stage)

Mew: Hi.

Gaia: Hello.

Thunder: Your name means earth.

Gaia: It does.

Mew: Are you the guardian of earth then?

Gaia: I am.

Thunder: Cool! Can you shoot rocks at people?

Gaia: No. My powers come from the life forces of earth, not the physical matter.

Mew: Okay. How come you let Kitt and Zach win when they stopped fighting you?

Gaia: I was trying to teach them that violence isn’t always the best answer.

Mew: Yet another moral lesson.

Thunder: And they say this show is bad for kids.

Mew: We have such nice, moral filled guests. You ain’t gonna find this level of morality on Power Rangers, I can tell you that!

Thunder: And all those other shows... Did you know they have subliminal messages that tell kids to lie, cheat, and steal?

Mew: I heard that too!

Mew Two: I thought they told kids to kill their parents and steal their money...

Mew: No that’s Harry Potter. Any way....

Thunder and Mew: That’s why everyone should watch us 7 times a day!

Mew Two: We have subliminal messages that tell kids to send us money- I mean- Study hard, do well in school, and not to lie, cheat, or steal.

Mew: Isn’t that great?

Everyone: SURE IT IS!

Mew: And moral time is over...... NOW! Back to the interview. So Gaia, do you garden in your spare time or something?

Gaia: A little. I’m also taking pottery classes!

Thunder: That’s... great....

Mew: Ummm.... You can leave now.

Gaia: Okay. Bye!

Thunder and Mew: Bye!

(She walks off the stage)

Mew Two: Next is Lady Kim.

Mew: Aqua, Ignis, Luna, Gaia, and Kim?

Mew Two: That’s their names.

Mew: Where did Kim come from? The other ones are so unique, and then there’s Kim.

Mew Two: Talk to the writer.

Mew: I will!

(Lady Kim walks onto the stage)

Mew: Hey.

Kim: Hi.

Thunder: You’re the leader?

Kim: Yes.

Mew: Guardian of spirit?

Kim: That’s me!

Thunder: You started the Moon Tournament?

Kim: I did.

Mew: Cool.

Derek: Why are you asking such short questions and getting such short answers?

Mew, Thunder, and Kim: Good question.

Thunder: Any way, what made you decide to found the Moon Tournament?

Kim: I was bored.

Mew: Do you always start fighting tournaments when you’re bored?

Kim: No.

Mew: Have you ever fought in your tournament?

Kim: No. That’d be unfair to everyone else. It’d be like you participating in your Pokémon League Tournament. That’d be unfair to everyone else since you’re so powerful.

Mew: True.

Mew Two: We DID compete in it any way though...

Kim: And that’s fine. It’s just not fair.

Thunder: It’s not a picnic either.

Derek: It never is!

(Everyone looks at him)

Derek: What? It never is a picnic. If life were a picnic I’d have a Mew to get me what ever I wanted!

Mew: Friends don’t use friends that way, Derek.

Derek: I am the bad guy you know.

Mew: Oh yeah! I forgot. I still love you though!

(He cringes and waits for a hug, but it doesn’t come)

Mew: Did I or did I not promise that I’d stop that?

Derek: You did! Thanks, Mew!

Mew: Any time!

Thunder: Well Kim, I’m fresh out of questions.

Mew: As am I. You may go.

Kim: Bye!

Mew and Thunder: BYE!

(She walks off the stage)

Mew: Well, I guess that’s it.

Thunder: That was a good one.

Derek: I had fun!

Mew: I’m glad! Well, that’s all.

Thunder: We’ll see you again tomorrow on...

Thunder and Mew: The Pikachu and Mew Show!

Thunder: Good night Everyone!

Mew: Bye!

Derek: Can I say bye?

Mew: Of course!

Derek: Sweet! BYE!

That’s it for The Pikachu and Mew Show. We hope to see you tomorrow. Good night everyone.