Thunder: Hello and welcome to the second TPAMS Serenay Moon Special!

Mew: Because we love Serenay Moon so much...

Thunder: ... and they love us even more....

Mew: We decided to invite all our Serenay Moon buddies back for another great show!

Mew Two: Are you guys ready to get started?

Thunder: You know it!

Mystic: Great! Your first guest is that cutie, Zach!

(Zach walks onto the stage. He watches Mystic, who is sighing and staring at him, as he walks past.)

Mew: Hi!

Thunder: What up, yo?

Zach: Hi.... We aren't going to play any games today, are we? I was sure to watch every day for the last couple of weeks before I came today.

Mew: That's good. We don't have any funny games for you today.

Zach: Good. Lets chat, then.

Thunder: Okay. How's life treating you these days?

Zach: Pretty good. We're kicking some major butt and our story is getting more and more popular.

Mew: Fun. Are you still with that Kitt girl?

Zach: Most days.

Mew: That's too bad...

Thunder: Mew!

Mew: I mean, good for you! When's the wedding?

Zach: Wedding? I'm not planning on getting married any time soon.

Mew: Oh. I just had weddings on my mind since I'm planning Michelle and Darien's.

Mew Two: They're getting married?

Mew: Well, they technically aren't dating yet, but I think they know they like each other. I figure the wedding isn't too far off.

Mew Two: Mew...

Mew: What?

Thunder: ANY WAY, are you planning that cross over you need us for yet?

Zach: What?

Thunder: When we were on that Serenay Moon Show, a Pokémon cross over was mentioned, and Mew and I want in on it. It will be SO popular if we're in it. Think of all the money you'd make!

Zach: Ummmmm.... I don't know anything about that. You'll have to talk to-

Thunder and Mew: The writer?

Zach: Yeah...

Mew: Gosh! You're useless!

(She crosses her arms and pouts.)

Thunder: Yeah.... So, what else is new?

Zach: Nothing much. Just trying to defeat the forces of evil.

Thunder: Sounds like fun. Are you having fun?

Zach: Sure. There's nothing more fun than saving the universe with your best friends.

Mew: I agree! Everything is more fun with your friends! I'll be back!

(She teleports away. Thunder and Zach look at each other.)

Zach: I'm not going to ask.

Thunder: I wouldn't know what to tell you, any way.

(A minute later, Mew floats onto the stage dragging Kaiba behind her. She makes a chair appear next to her bean bag chair and they both sit down.)

Thunder: Mew, what is Kaiba doing here?

Mew: When Zach was talking about how much better everything was with your friends, I decided that this episode would be much more fun if Kaiba were here, so I went and got him.

Mew Two: And I thought you had gotten over that creepy Kaiba obsession you had.

Mew: Shut up!

Kaiba: What's going on? I was at home a minute ago....

Thunder: Well, you're here now. Zach from Serenay Moon, meet Seto Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh. You can call him Kaiba. Everyone else does.

Zach: Hi.

Thunder: And Kaiba, meet Zach.

Kaiba: Hello.... Can I go home now?

Mew: Of course not! Ask Zach a question!

Kaiba: Okay...What exactly is Serenay Moon, Zach?

Zach: Well, it's the planet the story was named after.

Kaiba: Oh! That story Kem and I were reading yesterday! Okay. You interviewed them once before, right?

Mew: That's right.

Thunder: Yep. Hmmmm... What else do we want to ask Zach?

Mew: Oh! Did you recover okay after Mew Two beat you up last time, I forgot to ask when we visited you.

Zach: Yeah. I'm okay. You won't let him do that again, will you?

Mew: As long as you leave my friends alone, I have no quarrel with you.

Zach: Okay...

(They sit in silence for a minute. Kaiba yawns.)

Mew: Oh! Kaiba is bored with you. You leave now.

Kaiba: I was just-

Mew: Bye Zach!

Zach: Bye...

(He walks off the stage.)

Mew: Who do you want to talk to now, Kaiba?

Kaiba: I don't know. Why don't you pick.

Mew: Fine. Lets have that lady that hosted the Serenay Moon Show.

Mew Two: Lady Kim?

Mew: What ever.

Mew Two: Okay. Lady Kim it is.

(She walks onto the stage.)

Thunder: Hi.

Kim: Hey. How are you?

Mew: We're fine. Thanks for asking. We didn't talk to you much last time, so we figured we'd talk to you earlier on today.

Kim: Fun. What would you like to talk about?

Thunder: What do YOU want to talk about?

Kim: You're hosting this time. You should pick.

Mew: Okay. Did Derak ask that princess girl out yet? I think Cassidy is still available.

Kim: He may have. He doesn't discuss his personal life much.

Thunder: He's learning to avoid personal questions already? Wow. It took us forever to learn that.

Mew: Not that WE have anything to hide.

Kim: You have nothing to hide?

Thunder: Nope. Ask us anything!

Kim: (pointing at Kaiba) Who's that guy?

Thunder: Mew's boyfriend.

Mew: Shut up! He is not my boyfriend! He's my regular friend, Kaiba! Why don't you ask Thunder about how he stole his brother's girlfriend.

Thunder: I didn't steal Shocker's girlfriend! And she was his fiancé any way.

Mew: Then why did she dump him after talking to you?

Thunder: She never really wanted to marry him.

Mew: Why does she have a major crush on you?

Thunder: I don't know-

Kim: You 2 fight like you're married.

Thunder and Mew: WE DO NOT!!

Thunder: I KNOW we told you we had none of those feelings for each other.

Mew: If you really must know, Thunder is more like a gross brother to me.

Thunder: That sounds really familiar. You said that once before.

Mew: In think I said that to Michelle when she was yelling at me for trying to set her and Darien up together and she said that maybe you and I should hook up.

Thunder: Yeah. That sounds right.

Kim: You guys are no fun. You have to have some great stories you don't want to tell but will any way for the sake of ratings.

Mew: I might. (whispering to Lady Kim) Not about me. I have to get rid of Two first.

Kim: Okay.

Mew Two: What are you whispering about, Mew?

Mew: Nothing. Could you run home and get my hair brush for me?

Mew Two: You have one in your dressing room. And why wouldn't you send Van?

Mew: I want the one at home and Van is busy with something else. Go and let Mystic manage for awhile.

Mew Two: Fine, but anything you say while I'm gone I'll hear later and kill you for then.

Mew : What ever.

(Mew Two teleports away.)

Kaiba: You're going to tell her the Blossom thing aren't you?

Mew: How did you know about that!?

Kaiba: I heard it from Kem just like Lightning did. And Lightning is the one that told you.

Thunder: What Blossom thing?

Mew: It's the funniest thing ever! Mew Two is a big jerk to Blossom-

Thunder: The Charizard?

Mew: Of course Blossom the Charizard! Any way, he's a jerk to her all the time and she always says he's just a dumb man that doesn't know anything because men are stupid and evil; no offense guys.

Kaiba: None taken.

Thunder: That's okay.

Kim: And you're going to say that she likes him!

Mew: Right! She's always defending him and taking his side on everything.

Thunder: That's not that good. She doesn't even know Blossom.

Mew: She knows Mew Two. And what did Michelle say about picking on people?

Thunder: Are you kidding me!? I don't think so! This is Mew Two we're talking about.

Kim: That is kinda far fetched, Mew.

Mew: No way. He likes her. But that's just what I heard. And Kaiba heard it too. It must be at least kinda true.

Kim: Why don't we ask him?

Mew: Because he'll deny it. As far as he's concerned, girls are a gross waste of time, especially "big, dumb, smelly ones", as he calls her.

Kim: That is so mean!

Thunder: That is kinda weird. On minute the are fighting about why Mew Two is a dumb, male chauvinist jerk, and the next minute, they're best friends.

Mew: It's 'cause they like each other. Isn't that cute!

Kaiba: You won't think that's cute when Mew Two tears you in half.

Mew: He's not going to be mad.

(The screen cuts to Mew Two at Kem's house. He was holding Mew's hair brush. As he closes his paw in anger, the brush snaps in half. He glares angrily at the TV.

Mew Two: She's dead.

(Back in the studio...)

Mew: That always cracks me up. I knew there was something-

(There's a loud explosion from back stage. Mystic runs out and hides behind Kaiba.)

Mystic: (peeking around Kaiba) Me- Mew Two wa- wants to talk to you, Me- Mew....

Thunder and Kim: Busted!

Mew: He's not scary.

(She floats back stage. They all look to the side to see what will happen. A minute or so later, Mew flies across the stage and hits the wall.)

Thunder: Mew! We had better go check on her.

(Thunder and Mystic walk over to her. She's lying unconscious on the floor. Mew Two appears behind them out of nowhere and picks her up. He carries Mew back stage. Mystic slowly follows him.)

Mew Two: (walking off stage) I'm afraid Mew will be unable to finish the episode. She had a little accident and isn't feeling very well.

Thunder: You aren't going to kill her.... Are you?

Mew Two: Of course not. I'm sure she's learned why gossip is bad.

Kim: Oh man... I didn't mean to get her into trouble...

Kaiba: She should have known better than to spread rumors about Mew Two.

Thunder: Right. And now I need a co-host.

Mew Two: You have Kaiba. What's wrong with him?

Thunder: You want to help me out, Kaiba?

Kaiba: Okay.

Thunder: Great. Thanks for your time, Lady Kim. Sorry things had to go so terribly wrong. Mew needs to learn when to shut up...

Kim: That's okay. I'll see you later.

(She walks off the stage.)

Mew Two: Who would you like next?

Thunder: Before we get another guest, let me ask you a serious question, Two.

Mew Two: Certainly. What is it?

Thunder: I know I shouldn't ask, but if what Mew says isn't true, why does it bother you?

Mew Two: *sigh* (trying to restrain his anger) Thunder, I'm not so angry at what she said... I'm more angry at the fact that she's spreading untrue rumors to the millions of people we have watching our show today.

Thunder: So you aren't denying it?

(Mew Two shoots a ball of psychic energy at Thunder that narrowly misses. Thunder and Kaiba crouch down to avoid it.)

Mew Two: I don't often miss, Thunder.

Thunder: How about we change the subject and get a new guest.

Kaiba: Good plan.

Thunder: Lets talk to Kitt now.

Mew Two: Kitt it is.

(Kitt walks onto the stage.)

Kitt: Is Mew going to die?

Thunder: No. Mew Two could never kill his own sister. How are you today?

Kitt: I'm fine, thanks. Who's this cutie we have here?

Mystic: Isn't he!? Mew has the cutest friends! I'm so jealous!

(Kaiba shakes his head and looks away.)

Thunder: This is Kaiba. And I don't think he's very cute.

Zach: (from the backstage by Mew Two) Me either!

Kitt: You're both just jealous. But you shouldn't be! You're cute in a Pikachu sort of way.

Thunder: Okay....

Kitt: Where are you from, Kaiba?

Kaiba: I thought you're the one who's supposed to be answering questions.

Kitt: Okay. Ask me a question!

Kaiba: (pointing towards Thunder) Can you sit a little farther that way?

Kitt: You're funny! Cute and funny! I like you! Do you have a girlfriend?

Kaiba: (looking towards the side of the stage where Zach is glaring at him) No, but judging by the look on his face, you're already taken.

Kitt: I can fix that.

(Zach looks like he's about to attack Kaiba)

Thunder: Enough! I do NOT want to lose another co-host! If you want to hit on Kaiba, do it on your own time!

Kitt: Fine. (winking at him) I'll talk to you about it later.

(Kaiba sighs heavily. Kitt smiles. Zach kicks the wall)

Mystic: Can I hit on him now?

Thunder: No! All of you leave him alone!

Mystic: (pouting) Fine. You're just bitter that no one likes you.

Thunder: ANY WAY, how is saving the universe working out for you?

Kitt: It's okay. Kinda boring, but somebody has to do it.

Kaiba: Are you winning or is the universe going to be history pretty soon?

Kitt: (scooting her chair closer to Kaiba) We're getting along okay. Some of our enemies refuse to die, but we'll take care of them.

Kaiba: Did you realize-

Kitt: Yep.

Kaiba: Okay. Just checking.

Thunder: Do we have any male guests back there that I can interview without having them harass Kaiba the whole time?

Mew Two: You have Derak and Moka back here.

Thunder: You may go, Kitt. We'll take Derak.

Kitt: Bye Thunder! Bye cutie!

(She waves at Thunder and blows a kiss to Kaiba. Kaiba rests his head on his hand. Derak walks onto the stage.)

Thunder: Hey, Derak.

Derak: Hi. Where's Mew?

Kaiba: Mew Two put her out of commission for a little while. He thought she needed a break.

Mew Two: I like that one. Nice.

Kaiba: I try.

Derak: Who's he?

Thunder: This is Kaiba.

Kaiba: Hello.

Derak: Hi. Is he replacing Mew today?

Thunder: Yeah.

Derak: He won't sit on me, will he?

Thunder: I hope not. That would be way to weird for me.

Kaiba: Don't worry. I'm staying right here.

Derak: Good.

Thunder: So, what's it like being a good guy for a change?

Derak: It's great! There are so many great people I get to meet as a good guy.

Thunder: Have you gotten past Kitt yet?

Derak: Yeah....

Kaiba: Thunder, I think you lost him.

Thunder: Derak?

Derak: .......

Thunder: DERAK!

Derak: ....... *sigh*

Kaiba: Reminds me of you when ever someone brings up Michelle.

Thunder: Shut up, Kaiba. You're my helper not the resident smart a**.

Mew: (floating onto the stage) If he wants that job, he can have it.

Thunder: Mew! You're awake!

Mew: Yeah. Supreme Kai and Kabito (his helper) came to visit and they revived me. I apologized to Mew Two and we're okay. Right, Two.

Mew Two: As long as you don't do that again.

Mew: Got 'cha. So, I hear Kaiba's been having a rough time.

Kaiba: I'm surviving.

Mew: You want to leave?

Kaiba: Kinda, but I bet you'd rather have me stay.

Mew: Yeah. Hey! It's my buddy, Derak! Hey Derak!

Derak: .......

Mew: DERAK!!!!

Derak: *sigh* .....

Mew: You said something about that princess chick, didn't you?

Thunder: I forgot!

Mew: Aww well. Two! Remove him.

Mew Two: (walking out) Okay.

(He drags Derak off the stage.)

Mew: Who's next?

Mystic: Mika and Moka.

(They walk onto the stage. Mika runs and takes the chair next to Kaiba. She smiles at him. He gives her the "I don't want to smile at you but I will to be polite" uncomfortable smile and scoots his chair towards Mew.)

Mew: Hi guys!

Moka: Hello.

Mika: (looking up at Kaiba) *sigh* Hi.

Moka: (giving Kaiba an irritated look) Who's that guy?

Mew: This is Kaiba. He's my best best friend.

Mika: *sigh* Hi Kaiba. I'm Mika!

Kaiba: Ummmm... Hi.

Moka: (glaring at Kaiba) Why is he here?

Thunder: Mew brought him.

Mika: Thanks, Mew.

Mew: (trying not to laugh) Don't mention it.

Kaiba: Didn't you say I could leave-

Mika: (grabbing his arm) Don't go! I didn't even get a chance to get to know you yet!

(Thunder is now starting to be amused by this too. Kaiba tries to free his arm.)

Thunder: (Smiling) So, how do you guys like being the good guys?

Moka: It's fun. We made lots of new friends and we don't have to worry about the police any more.

Mika: (still holding his arm) How come Kaiba wasn't here last time?

Mew: (shaking her head) We didn't know him yet.

Mika: (still holding his arm) When did you meet him?

Mew: A few weeks ago when Yugi brought him on the show.

Mika: Does he have a girlfriend?

Mew: Why don't you ask him?

Mika: (whispering to Mew) I'm too shy.

(Mew gives her a confused look. Kaiba sighs really loudly.)

Thunder: No he doesn't, but you're going to have to compete with every other girl on the planet for him.

Kaiba: (trying to free his arm) You're not helping.

Thunder: (smiling and nodding in agreement) I'm not.

Mew: What else is new, guys?

Moka: (looking at Mika) Not much.

Mika: I love Kaiba... Can I stay here?

Thunder: I'm afraid not. We need to go to the next guest now.

Moka: Good.

Mika: NOOOOO!!

Thunder and Mew: Bye!

Moka: Bye!

(He drags Mika away. She kicks and screams the whole way.)

Kaiba: Maybe I should leave. I'm a distraction.

Thunder: This is getting funny. You stay.

Kaiba: This isn't fair! Why did all your guests suddenly decide to be crazy!

Mew: Kaiba, sweet heart, you're a cutie. Get past it.

Kaiba: Mew!

Mew: Sorry. There's nothing I can do about it.

Mystic: I have an idea! Mew Two! Make me human so I can marry him!

Mew Two: No. Mother and father would never approve of that.

Mystic: What's your point?

Kaiba: (rubbing his arm) Will you at least promise to not let anyone grab me any more. She was squeezing my arm really hard.

Mew: Okay, fine. Who's next, Mew Two?

Mew Two: Your next guest is Lady Ignis.

(She walks onto the stage and sits next to Kaiba. He cringes.)

Thunder and Mew: Hi!

Ignis: Hi guys! What's up?

Thunder: Not much. You?

Ignis: Not much here either. We don't get to do much while Zach and the others are still working on beating Queen "What's her face."

Mew: Too bad. Anything fun going on with you?

Ignis: Not really. There haven't many parties lately. Not to mention, I haven't been on Earth for awhile. Kim is making us hang out on Serenay Moon waiting for Zach and that group to finish off the bad guys.

Thunder: What have you been doing while you wait?

Ignis: Not much. Just annoying my sisters.

Kaiba: *muttering* Please don't talk to me. Please don't talk to me.

Ignis: I bet you thought I forgot about you.

Kaiba: I was hoping.

Ignis: I decided to leave you alone. As cute as you are, you're having a rough day.

Mew: That was nice of you. Isn't she such a sweetie for caring?

Thunder: Yeah.

Kaiba: I decline to answer on the grounds that doing so will ruin the first moments of peace I've had in quite awhile due to a misinterpretation of my response.

Mew: Good answer.

Thunder: What else do we want to ask Lady Ignis?

Mew: I don't have any more questions, do you, Kaiba?

Kaiba: No. None.

Thunder: Okay, then. Bye Ignis.

Ignis: Bye Thunder. Bye Mew. (winking) Bye Kaiba.

(She walks off the stage.)

Kaiba: When will this torture end?

Mew: I believe we have 3 ladies left.

Mystic: Yep. Gaia, Luna, and Aqua.

Thunder: We'll take Lady Aqua. She shouldn't last long.

(She walks onto he stage and sits down next to Thunder where guests usually sit. Kaiba lets out a sigh of relief.)

Mew: Hi.

Thunder: Hey.

Aqua: Hi. How are you?

Mew: We're great. How are you?

Aqua: I'm fine, thanks. Who's your friend. I just got here so I don't know who he is or why he's here.

Thunder: This is Kaiba. He's one of our friends. Mew brought him to help host. If you want to join the cult of Kaiba worshippers, I believe they're gathering there in the front row.

(They all look to see Kitt, Mika, Ignis, and some girls from the audience gathered in the front row. They all wave.)

Kaiba: This is insane!

Mew: Yeah. But, what can you do?

Kaiba: How am I going to get out of here?

Mew: Why are you worried about leaving already? Stick around. We're having fun!

Kaiba: Speak for yourself....

Thunder: Lets settle this here and now.

(Thunder gets up and drags Kaiba to the edge of the stage.)

Thunder: Okay, ladies in the audience, how many of you think he is cute?

(Most everyone raises their hand. The group in front raises both hands. Mew does her funny Mew cackle.)

Thunder: Who wants to tell me why?

(Most of them leave their hands up. Thunder leaves Kaiba and walks to a girl in the third row. It's Madison. She's sitting next to Davis.)

Thunder: Hey Madison. Hi Davis.

Madison: Hi Thunder!

Davis: *muttering* Better him than me.

Thunder: (laughing) I bet. Okay Madison, what is so great about Kaiba?

Madison: Well, he has really nice hair, he's very good looking, he's a genius, and he has lots of money. What else do you need?

Thunder: That's a pretty vague description. That could describe.... Ummmmm....

Madison: No. It's good enough.

Mew: That sounds like Li! He has nice hair, he's adorable, he's really smart, and he's got money. Are you obsessed with him, too?

Mew Two: You're the last person who can talk about obsessions.

Mew: Shut up! I thought we agreed to be nice to each other now!

Mew Two: Sorry. It was too easy.

Madison: No, Mew. I am NOT obsessed with Li. And his hair isn't that nice.

Mew: Sure it is! Li has cute hair.

Kaiba: (going to his chair) I hate to interrupt, but aren't you supposed to be doing a show?

Thunder: Yeah. I guess. (walking back to his seat) So Aqua, what sort of evil are you plotting these days?

Aqua: Evil?

Mew: Yeah! Are you going to force the poor innocent sea creatures to help you rule the universe?

Aqua: No. I'm not evil... And I haven't seen any of my sea creatures in ages. My sisters and I have been on Serenay Moon for awhile now.

Thunder: Excuses, excuses.

Aqua: I'm not making excuses!

Mew: That's what they all say. (crossing her arms) Humph. I hope P.E.T.A. gets you.

(P.E.T.A [People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals] is an animal rights group, for anyone that didn't know.)

Aqua: P.E.T.A? Why would they come after me? I don't mistreat any animals.

Thunder: Forcing them to do your evil bidding isn't mistreating them? You're so evil!

Aqua: I'm not!

Mew: Yes you are, meanie!

Kaiba: *sigh* I knew I should've gone with Mokuba to that movie...

Thunder: Okay. We're done with you, Lady Aqua. Away with you!

(She walks off the stage shaking her head.)

Mystic: I'm sorry, Kaiba. Thunder and Mew are stupid.

Kaiba: It's really okay- (Thunder and Mew give him the "what were you about to say!?" look.) I mean, they aren't stupid, Mystic. You really should be nicer to your wonderful sister and her equally amazing friend.

Mew: You got that right.

Mystic: What ever. Your next guest is Lady Luna.

(She walks onto the stage.)

Luna: Hi!

Thunder and Mew: HI!!

Kaiba: *sigh* I want to go home.... I mean... Hello.

Thunder: Behave yourself, Kaiba, or I'll call Mika up here again.

Mew: (laughing) How are you, Luna?

Luna: I'm fine, thanks. How are you?

Thunder: We're fine! Thanks for asking. What's new?

Luna: Not much. Just keeping an eye on Zach and the others.

Mew: Do you guys ever get to do anything fun?

Luna: Sure we do. We have loads of fun waiting. We play board games and truth or dare! It's great fun!

Mew: Hmmmm.... Truth or dare... That does sound fun!

Kaiba: Oh no....

Mew: Is that all the questions we have for her? Okay. Bye!

Thunder: Mew?

Mew: LAST GUEST NOW!

Mew Two: She's plotting something...

Mew: (smiling) So what if I am?

Mew Two: *sigh* Your last guest is Lady Gaia.

(She walks onto the stage. Lady Luna leaves.)

Mew: Hi! What's up!?

Gaia: Hi. Nothing really-

Mew: Okay. Bye.

Gaia: Bye...

(She walks off the stage.)

Thunder: What the hell was that?

Mew: GAME NOW!!!

Kaiba: I've learned to not like your games-

Mew: Too bad! Play game now!

Thunder: What's your game?

Mew: Truth or dare! Mew Two! Send Kitt and Derak here to play, too!

Mew Two: Fine.

Kitt: (Rushing to the stage) Yay!!

(They all gather on the stage in a half circle.)

Mew: You and Mystic play too, Mew Two.

Mew Two: *sigh* Fine.

Mystic: Cool!!!

(She teleports out and takes a spot next to Kaiba.)

Mew: Let see... Me, Thunder, Mew Two, Mystic, Kitt, Derak, and Kaiba. That's 7. VAN! DAISY!!

(They walk onto the stage.)

Van: Yes, Mew?

Mew: You play too.

Daisy: Okay.

(They join the half circle so the audience can see everyone. Mew makes some cards appear in front of her in 2 stacks. One says "truth" and the other says "dare.")

Mew: Okay. We're going to play a few rounds of Truth or Dare. We'll each take turns asking each other truth or dare. There's no passing allowed, especially not for Kaiba. Okay?

Everyone but Kaiba: Okay.

Kaiba: Can I sit out?

Mew: Seto Kaiba! You'll play this game and you'll like it!

Kaiba: *sigh* Fine.

Mew: Okay. Kitt can go first.

Kitt: Okay! (looking around at everyone) Hmmmmm.... Kaiba! Truth or dare?

Kaiba: Great... Dare.

Kitt: (picking up a "dare" card) Okay. It says your dare is to hug Mew Two.

Kaiba: I don't want to hug Mew Two.

Mew Two: Smart boy.

Mew: The card says "hug Mew Two", so you're going to hug Mew Two.

Kaiba: But-

Mew: Do it or I'm changing your dare to kissing Mika.

Mika: (from the audience) Okay!

Kaiba: *shudder* Fine.

(He gets up, walks over to Mew Two, and gives him a hug. Mew Two glares at him. Kaiba sits down.)

Mew: There you go! That wasn't so hard! Now it's your turn to ask someone.

Kaiba: Fine. Mystic. Truth or dare?

Mystic: Truth.

Kaiba: (taking a "truth" card) Okay. *sigh* This is stupid.

Mew: Read it!

Kaiba: Who do you have a crush on? *muttering* Stupid 3rd grader game...

Mystic: *Sigh* You...

Mew Two: So you and Mew really are sisters!

Mew: Shut up, Two! Your turn, Mystic.

Mystic: Okay. Derak. Truth or dare?

Derak: Truth.

Mystic: Okay. Who is cuter, Mew or Mystic? That's me!

Derak: (looking at them) Ummmmm.... You look almost exactly the same...

Mew and Mystic: WE DO NOT!!!

Derak: Fine. Ummmmm... Mew.

Mew: Yay! You rule, Derak!

Mystic: I don't think so. Your turn. Brat...

Derak: Thunder, truth or dare?

Thunder: Dare.

Derak: (taking the card) Okay. Your dare is to kiss Kitt.

Thunder: (looking at him) You're kidding right?

Kitt: Hey! What's wrong with me!?

Thunder: Nothing! It's just that I don't want to kiss any one. Can Kaiba do it for me? I'm sure he'd love to.

Kitt: I wouldn't object to that.

Kaiba: No!

Mew: Okay.

Kaiba: NO!

Mew: Why not?

Kaiba: The rules said no passing!

Mew: He's not passing. When you pass, no one does it. You're just going to do it in his place.

Kaiba: You're just doing this to make me miserable, aren't you Mew?

Mew: You got it! Now go kiss Kitt.

Kaiba: It was Thunder's dare!

Mew: He gave it to you.

Kaiba: But-

Mew: GO!

(He gives Mew the "Are you kidding me!?" look. She gives him the "Get going" look. He tries the frightened and uncomfortable look. Mew points at Kitt. She's smiling. Kaiba finally goes and kisses her on the cheek. He sits back in his chair and crosses his arms. He's not happy. Kitt, on the other hand, is smiling even more happily now. Giovanni, who is sitting 3rd row center in the audience with Andrea and Mokuba is laughing hysterically.)

Kaiba: What's so funny?

Giovanni: (laughing) Some days I hate you so much, Mew, and then you go and do something like this. You're great. I'm so glad that movie got out early so we could come.

Andrea: You're terrible, daddy.

GIovanni: I am, aren't I? But not quite as bad as Mew.

Mew: (Smiling) Thank you, Vanni. You're great too!

Mokuba: You're happy about that?

Mew: Sure! Any compliment for Giovanni is something to be happy about, even if it isn't very nice.

Mokuba: Poor, Seto. I told you to come along.

Kaiba: Shut up, Mokuba.

Mew: (Laughing) Cute! He's fighting with his brother!

Andrea: Why are you being so mean to Kaiba today, Mew?

Mew: I'm not being mean. I'm tormenting him in a friendly manner.

Thunder: The game...

Mew: Oh right! Thunder, go ahead.

Thunder: Okay. Mew Two. Truth or dare?

Mew Two: Truth. I'd rather not kiss anyone.

Thunder: (picking a card) Okay. Your question is- No way! You SO planned this.

Mew: Yeah. I did.

Thunder: Do you really like Blossom? And the card also says that you can't avoid the question this time.

Mew Two: I should have known you would play unfairly.

Kaiba: (still mad looking) If you don't like her, why don't you just say so.

Mew Two: You don't know a thing about girls. If you say something like that, they take it the wrong way. And I'd rather not have her mad at me.

Thunder: Lets hear your answer, Mew Two.

Mew Two: She is my friend. That is all.

Mew: I don't like that answer.

Mew Two: That's the only answer you're getting.

Mew: Fine. Go, then.

Mew Two: Okay. Mew, truth or dare?

Mew: Dare!

Mew Two: (taking a "dare" card) Okay. Your dare is to sit on Derak's head...

Mew: Okay!

(She floats up to his head and sits down.)

Mew Two: I think this game is rigged.

Mew: Of course it is, silly! Only you guys get to do embarrassing stuff!

Kaiba: I think this game sucks.

Mew: Just for you. And Mew Two.

Kaiba: I don't want to play any more.

Mew Two: Nor do I.

Thunder: Well, we should probably end the show now, any way. It's getting to the end.

Mew: Fine, but we're going to keep playing, any way.

Thunder: Fine. *ahem* Thanks for watching today's episode of TPAMS.

Mew: We hope you'll watch tomorrow. If you promise to, we'll be sure to bring Kaiba back for everyone to stare at some more!

Thunder: Mew!

Mew: What?

Thunder: *sigh* Never mind...

Thunder and Mew: Good night everyone!!

That's it for today's episode of The Pikachu and Mew Show. Tune in tomorrow to see Kaiba. If you want. Have a nice evening.

(The group is much smaller now. Kitt and Derak left with the rest of the Serenay Moon people, and Mystic and Mew Two are sitting on the outside watching. That leaves Mew, Thunder, Kaiba (who Mew wouldn't let quit), Van, and Daisy.)

Mew: It was my turn. Van, truth or dare.

Van: Ummmmm.... Truth.

Mew: (taking a "truth" card) Okay, Van, Who do you like better, Thunder or me?

Van: Ummmmm.... I..... Uhhhhhh.... I feel bad for asking, but can Kaiba answer it?

Kaiba: (giving Mew an irritated look) That really wouldn't be very hard to answer right now. I wouldn't mind at all.

Mew: Go ahead then, Kaiba.

Kaiba: Thunder.

Mew: (looking at him) REALLY?

Kaiba: REALLY.

Mew: (looking sad, but trying to act mad) Fine. Your turn, Van.

Van: Okay. Daisy. Truth or dare?

Daisy: Ummmmm.... Dare.

Van: (taking the card) Okay. Your dare is to take the pink box over there and give it to Kaiba? What kind of dare is that?

Mew: A plenty good one.

Daisy: That's a pretty lame dare if you ask me, Mew.

Mew: Do you know what's in the box?

Daisy: I don't-

Mew: Don't complain yet, then.

(Daisy takes the pink box and gives it to Kaiba. He sets it on the floor and refuses to open it.)

Kaiba: I'm not opening that.

Mew: Why not?

Kaiba: Why should I? It's probably another one of your creative ways of making me miserable.

Thunder: You're really mad at her, aren't you?

Kaiba: Slightly.

Mew Two: Maybe you should stop picking on him now, Mew.

Mew: Just open the box, Kaiba. Who said it was bad?

Kaiba: Knowing you....

Mew: Open it, please.

Kaiba: (Picking up the box and tossing it to Thunder) I don't want to. I'm sure Thunder wouldn't mind opening it (sarcasm).

Van: (shaking his head) *sigh* I have a pie to check on. I'll come back in 15 minutes or so and maybe you'll have this resolved by then.

Daisy: I think I'll go help you.

(They both walk off the stage.)

Kaiba: I was serious.

Mew: You sure have a bad attitude this evening.

Kaiba: Why shouldn't I? You were making me completely miserable!

Mew: That's what I do. Duh.

Kaiba: You don't even embarrass Giovanni that much.

Mew: How often do opportunities like this come up with Giovanni?

Giovanni: (from his seat) What are you trying to say?

Mew: I know I talked to you about getting married before. Do we really need to go there again?

Giovanni: No.

Mew: Okay then. Look, Kaiba, I was only kidding. You know that. You didn't have a problem when I was teasing Mokuba.

Kaiba: I'm not Mokuba. You can tease him all you want.

Mew: That's a horrible thing to say!

Mokuba: It is!

Kaiba: Well I'm in a horrible mood.

Mew: What did I do to make you so mad?

Kaiba: What didn't you do?

Mew: Look, Kaiba, I had no idea you were going to be such a baby, and if I had, I wouldn't have teased you so much. Do you feel better now?

Kaiba: Not really.

Mew: Fine then. I'm taking my cookies back.

Kaiba: Cookies?

Mew: In the box. They were for you, but you hate me so I'll just give them to Thunder.

Thunder: Yay! Cookies!

Kaiba: Go ahead, then.

(Mew glares at Kaiba and nonverbally signals for Thunder to open the box. Sure enough, there are cookies in it.)

Thunder: Mmmmmm.... Would you like one, Kaiba?

Kaiba: They're probably poisoned.

Mew: They were not!

Mew Two: You know, this is really dumb. Why don't you just be friends again? Kaiba, you know Mew is an evil little witch that likes to tease everyone. And Mew, you know that Kaiba is- Uhhhhh.... Kaiba.

Kaiba: I guess.

Mew: I might be evil, and I might be little, but I'm not a witch!

Kaiba: You're right.

Mew: Really?

Kaiba: Yeah. You're more of a brat.

Mew: Very funny (sarcasm).

Thunder: Okay. You have exactly 5 seconds to be friends again before I thundershock you both! 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

Mew: Fine. I'm sorry, Kaiba. I won't take advantage of such great opportunities to publicly embarrass you any more. I'll tease Mokuba instead.

Kaiba: Works for me.

Mokuba: (from his seat) Hey!

(Everyone laughs.)

Mokuba: This isn't fair! How did this turn into a tease Mokuba party?

Mew: You're an easier target then Kaiba, and like I'd stop teasing him just because I promised to. Gosh. You have a lot to learn, Mokuba.

Andrea: Should you have said that in front of Kaiba?

Mew: Like he wants to get thundershocked. There's nothing he can do about it. Bwahahahahahaha!!

Kaiba: Thunder...

Thunder: I'm on it.

(He thundershocks Mew.)

Kaiba: Thanks.

Thunder: No problem.

Mew: Ouch....