SmackDown
10/31/02 (the first rap)
Alright stop, collaborate
and listen
Ice is back with a brand new proposition
your position is that of a failure
I'm gonna nail you, to Jamie Noble's trailer
and then I dare you, to run around and cause a scare
give people the shakes, and make them to change their underwear
I'm on top, it's my fault that you're under there.
You want to bare? Have no fault, shave you back hair.
I'm fast, I've got to go, it's been a blast
came out of the locker room, stole Rey Mysterio's mask
Tried to get 'taker's cast, but it was plastic, not my type
Peace, I got to go, I'm off to hotwire his bike.
SmackDown
11/07
I'm John C
my style's smooth, never choppy
#1 Announcer is ME
it ain't Funaki
so Keesh wants to release pieces of his feces?
well when the match is over, he'll taste pieces of my cheek's cheeses
stop, repeat this - I win, I never lose
every single match, I've got a new pair of shoes
which I can use as toys or decoys
how am I gonna lose to the lost member of the Fat Boys?
Hahaha - word life.
SmackDown
12/19
Yo yo
everybody knows that we ninjas in the ancient art of thug-a-nomics.
so you all better to learn to love it, because there's no replacing us
the Buccaneers are queer, I'd rather cheer for the Patriots
Face it, me and B2, a re-arrange
I'm half rapper, I'm half sports-entertainment
You in danger, you from Tampa, I'm from Boston
new law enforcement
like the four horseman
Assortment, you need a cavalry to battle me
I beat you down brutally
and watch you die tragically
I beat your dad's family
I beat you moms
your sister calls me leprechaun
always after my lucky charms [grabs area]
physical storm
prepare to throw down your keys
yea, we back
just like bell bottom jeans
SmackDown
1/2/3
Mess with me, you
die slow, and explode,
you wide load.
Your butt looks like twenty miles of bad road
and I'm here to show everybody where I'm coming from.
Your ass looks like two packs of chewed bubble gum.
This battle is over, I know you can't win this.
You spend your time putting buffets out of business.
So please, freeze, you can't hang on these,
I get the dry heaves when I see your cottage cheese.
You got bad knees, plus you're obese.
You're so fat, when you sweat, you sweat grease.
SO please, it's over, don't bother trying,
call back Jared and get on Subway's diet.
SmackDown
2/6
I'm untouchable, straight
down to the walk
get your cell phones, 'cause I'm calling out Brock
don't talk about Brock Lesnar, he'll come up here and kill me
Brock Lesnar sucks as bad as the city of Philly
Oversized oaf. His forehead, his jaw. Let me tell what F5 stands for:
fee, fi, fo, fum, oh I forget my name, my brain went dumb, damn I'm numb
You so close clumsy, you couldn't be a cripple in a dance off
You want the next big thing, let me take my pants off
You smart as a third grader that never went to class
and I challenge you next week, so I can kick your ass
Oh, you didn't get that? Let me rewind it for you [rewind?]
I challenge you next week, so I can kick your ass!
Word, Life.
SmackDown
2/13
Spitting that slang?
You better think twice
all you know about dogs, is how to make them fry rice
But the thuganomical walks on Friday night!
Brock Lesnar better be ready for the true untouchable
Tonight, Brock Lesnar's getting smoked
Word, life.
SmackDown
2/20
I'd like to take this
time to say thank you to Brock.
Shattered my knee on TV, and now I can't walk
It's official, I got crippled by the meathead
But Brock, you left me breathing, when you should've left me for dead
So, I swear John Cena is a name you'll remember
From this point on, I declare war on Brock Lesnar
This is more than a match, this is a total obsession
I'll be watching everything you do twenty four/seven
Forcing you to keep me in the back of your mind,
'cause your brain's so small, I won't be hard to find
I'll break you down, watch your down, and not throw a rope
This is jail, Brock, we inmates - you just dropped the soap!
Word, life.
SmackDown
2/27
Brock:
I see hit here glued to the screen, punching these keys,
watching everything you do on these internet feeds
I download high speed all the files I need
To make your hard drive crash, and to make your face bleed
you can't erase me
I'm gonna make you taste me
I'm a virus; I kill you the next time you face me
I'm jealous, you stole my shot at the brass ring
Everybody knows I'm the next big thing
You all bark, and no bite
you stole my spotlight
I'm the great white hope
You're the great white hype
If you an animal, then I'm going on safari
I'm rocking PlayStation 2, you can't figure out Atari
Look at these eyes, Brock, don't think that I won't shoot you
I'll leave you worthless, like a nerd with no computer
show the world that you can't even walk in my shoes
Your finisher's the F5? Well mine's the FU
SmackDown
3/6
Brock, I'm walking
again
I'm back on my feet
And I'm holding down the streets
like a new pair of cleats
sacrificing sleep
so that in a few weeks,
I'll look you in the eyes and unleash the beast
about to prove you,
the unusual
things I can do to you
like take my fist and drive it right through you
I take you down Brock
at any and all costs
I'm megahard
You're microsoft
I'm a heavy hitter
when I stop, I don't back off
the king around here, you just another jack-off
you seen me before, Brock, but never intense,
I'll fill you full of holes, like a chain link fence
Word, life.
SmackDown
3/13
The reason sitting
here, waiting for the doc
is the F5 that I took from you, Brock
I don't think you understand what I'm saying
You're gonna hit your knees quicker than a priest
when he's preying
You're the poster child for the birth control pill
You go down faster than a ho, for a five dollar bill
I'm the real Superman, you ain't nothing by Clark Kent
I go for four quarters, you're halftime, like 50 Cent
I'm gonna hang your ass, you're like a Christmas Tree ornament
I'll wack you more times than a masturbation tournament
You get my point now? Before I thought you missed it
I'm a vigara triple shot, you just a limp bizkit
WORD LIFE
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