By The Sarge
This show would, of course, feature the infamous "screwing" of Bret Hart and the tragic ending to the Hitman's career (his WCW stint doesn't count). Tragic, that is, because we'd never get to hear him say "THE Summer Slam" on WWF TV again. Also, because this show really sucked.
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A highlight package details the Hart-Michaels history. Michaels' choice of words ("I
choose to live my life openly and freely") sounds pretty... well... gay. Among excellent
footage is stuff from Wrestlemania XII, Summer Slam '97, and other shit.
Gee whiz, the highlight package would lead you to believe that this is going to be a classic.
Of course, the event being brought to us by Karate Fighters and subtitled "Gang Rulz" (there goes that crazy Whiff spelling again), would make you think otherwise.
J.R. and Jerry King Lawler will be calling the action because Vince is backstage preparing to screw Bret. But if it's any consolation, Tito Santana is one-half of the Spanish Announce Team and we've got two generations of Rougeaus on the French Announce Team. Somewhere... Dynamite Kid is seeing red.
The New Blackjacks & The Head Bangers vs. "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn, The Road
Dog & The Godwinns
We've got a French ring announcer tonight. 'Cuz we're in Quebec. This is early Roadie
& Billy: pre "New Age Outlaws" name and with only one "g" in "Dog." This is, of course,
elimination-style. Windham and Phineas start out, which delights me. Phineas should
really think about a shirt. Phineas gets shoulderblocked and retreats to the floor.
Bradshaw gets tagged in and powerslams Phineas for a two-count. Henry gets tagged
in and this match is pretty goddamn boring so far. A bunch of big man shit between
Henry and Bradshaw. A Russian legsweep gets a two-count for Bradshaw. He
attempts a suplex, but can't get Henry up. Henry suplexes Bradshaw again for a two-
count. A Henry clothesline also gets a two-count. An abdominal stretch into a pin (like
they do in No Mercy) by Bradshaw pins Henry at 3:52. Phineas comes in and Windham
gets tagged in too. Suplex by Windham gets a two-count. As does a gut-wrench.
Sloppy-assed clothesline gets another two-count. Clothesline by Phineas
eliminates Windham (???) at 5:13. Mosh comes in, elbows Phineas, and puts on an
armbar. A bunch of mediocre basic moves by Phineas here. Mosh did go to college.
Has a college degree. And was a pretty good amateur wrestler. Phineas works his way
out of something and tags Billy Gunn, who does really boring crap. Lots o' stomps from
Billy. Indecipherable chant (possibly "faggot") directed at Billy, who has done nothing
but punches and kicks. Mosh gets his foot up in the corner and clotheslines Mosh.
"Billy's gay" chant -- proving that his teaming with Palumbo was inevitable. Mosh tries a
bulldog, but Billy slams him face-first and pins him at 8:40. We're down to Thrasher &
Bradshaw vs. Phineas, Road Dog, & Billy. Thrasher and Phineas come in and Thrasher
headlocks Phineas. Wristlock now and this is getting way too exciting. J.R. admits that
he knows where McMahon is and he's quite busy. J.R. was in on it too! Meanwhile, this
match sucks ass. Now a hammerlock (wow!) and a roll-up that gets two. Some really
messy basic stuff. Will one of these guys tag already? Please? Thrasher goes up top
and nails Phineas with the flying crotch for the elimination at 12:38. Road Dog gets
tagged in. So does Bradshaw, who kicks the crap out of Roadie. Bradshaw gets
distracted by Billy and Road Dog rolls him up for the pin at 13:45. It's down to Road Dog
& Billy vs. Thrasher. Please end soon. Thrasher goes into the ropes and gets kicked in
the back by Billy. Road Dog tries for the Chartbuster, but gets hiptossed. Blind tag and
a second attempt at the Chartbuster gets fucked up. But Billy's the legal man and he
comes off the top with something crappy to eliminate Thrasher at 15:26. Your
Survivors: Road Dog and Billy Gunn. The winners? Nobody. If I was a Snowflake
type of guy, I'd give it: *1/2. Really, really boring and bad match. And a
horrible choice to open the show.
Kevin Kelly's in the WWF Superstar Line Room with Sunny. Candido has no reason to worry. Because Kelly's a "happily married man." Yeah... married to PORN! With animals.
Oh hell...
The Truth Commission (Jackal, Interrogator, Recon & Sniper) vs. The
Disciples Of Apocalypse (Crush, Chainz, Skull & 8-Ball)
Jesus Christ. This version of the Commission includes The Jackal as the motivational
leader, the Interrogator (Kurrgan) as the Interrogator, Recon and Sniper (one of which is
Bull Buchanan). The DOA enter on beautiful Titan Bikes to go along with their "biker"
gimmick. And just sit back and smell the workrate on this one. Kurrgan the Interrogator
is the pride and joy of Moncton, NB. He plays "monster" in this one. Him and Chainz
start out. Chainz tries punches and shit but they're no-sold. Kurrganator no-sells some
more stuff and side slams Chainz for the three at 1:18. Recon (Bull) comes in against
either Skull or 8-ball and does some more big man stuff. Recon slams DOA Bald Guy
and tags in Jackal for a knee-drop off the top. DOA Bald Guy no-sells it and side slams
Jackal for the three at 2:51. Sniper comes in and does boring stuff. Jackal joins the
commentary team and plays up his "cult leader" gimmick. Recon gets tagged in and
gets beaten down in the DOA corner. Crush gets tagged in and does his usual bullshit -
- including those awful legdrops -- to Recon. Belly-to-belly by Crush? Gets a two-count.
Kick by Recon takes out a DOA Bald Guy. They run into each other and the DOA Bald
Guy makes the phantom tag, clotheslines Recon for the three-count. Sniper comes in
and gets a neckbreaker for a two-count. DOA Bald Guy tags the other DOA Bald Guy
and they hit that double spinebuster thing. Bulldog by Sniper gets a three-count at 6:31.
DOA Bald Guy comes in and does big man junk to Sniper, then tags in Crush. Suplex
by Crush. Crush gets Sniper in a headscissors. Please tap. DOA Bald Guy gets
tagged in. End this! Kurrganator gets tagged in and side slams DOA Bald Guy for the
pin at 8:50. It's now Kurrganator & Sniper vs. Crush. Sniper gets tagged in and
punches Crush, who does a pretty interesting looking powerslam type thing to eliminate
Sniper at 9:47. Kurrganator comes in and side slams Crush for the pin and the win at
9:58. Sole Survivor: Kurrgan? Jackal hops in the ring and celebrates. J.R. has the
nerve to say that "we're going to see great things from the Truth Commission, In my
view." What a piece of shit. If I was a Snowflake type of guy, I'd give it:
DUD. Worst match in Survivor Series history.
We get video clips of fans speculating on who's going to win the big main event. It's pretty much split. J.R. thinks Montreal is "clean." He also had some smoked meat the night before. I hear Pat Patterson smoked some meat.
Kevin Kelly's in Cold Stone's dressing room looking at his balls and asking him questions. Cold Stone's chatting on AOL, though. He seems interested.
Clips of a party at some restaurant. What's the fucking point?
The next match is Team USA vs. Team Canada. We get clips of Steve Blackman's TV debut where he rushed the ring, posing as a fan, and kicked the crap out of Team Canada. The story goes that Blackman was arrested, Vader bailed him out, and got Commissioner Slaughter to put him on the time.
Michael Cole's talking to USA, which consists of Vader, Marc Mero, Goldust, and Steve Blackman. The very picture of American patriotism. This is during Goldust's mid-life crisis. He's got "Alive Again" written on the back of his head and "F.U." painted on his face.
Vader, Goldust, Marc Mero & Steve Blackman vs. The British Bulldog, Jim
"The Anvil" Neidhart, Doug Furnas & Phil LaFon
Team USA's music is a generic American-sounding song that used to be the Patriot's
song and is now Kurt Angle's. We get an uneventful backstage promo from Team
Canada and they come out to the Bret Hart music. They get a pretty good reaction --
despite the fact that only one of them (the incredibly over Phil LaFon) is from Canada.
J.R. makes my day by pointing that out. Team USA could be described as a "rag-tag
group of misfits." Mero and Bulldog start out. Mero was in full boxer-gimmick mode by
this point and, therefore, terrible. Mero gets shoulderblocked and tossed around and
retreats to the floor. He comes back in and moves Sable away from the the Team USA
corner (he was also in over-protective/abusive husband mode). Vader gets tagged in
and beats the poo out of Bulldog. Vader comes off the second rope and gets
powerslammed by Bulldog, then suplexed. Bulldog tags LaFon, who looks like a jobber
tonight. Mero gets tagged in and breaks from the punching long enough to do a knee-
lift. Mero gets trapped in the Canada corner and beaten on. Anvil comes in for a
second, but brings LaFon in. Blackman gets tagged and does some kicks. Wow! An
elbow. DDT by LaFon gets a two-count. Crucifix by LaFon gets a two-count. Some
kicking and bullshit. LaFon gets backdropped to the floor. Blackman goes after him and
gets in a scrap with members of Team Canada. LaFon gets back in the ring. Blackman
doesn't and gets counted out at 5:46. Dumbass. It's because he's not versed in the
"catch-as-catch-can" style. Mero and Anvil are in there and doing stuff. Anvil misses a
moonsault off the second rope and Mero tags Vader. Anvil knocks Vader down for a
two-count. A couple elbow drops by Vader, and a splash, and Anvil's gone at 7:32.
LaFon comes in and kicks Vader to the floor. LaFon follows and throws LaFon into the
ringsteps. LaFon heads in and Furnas goes over for cheapshots. Vader makes his way
in and "manhandles" LaFon. Belly-to-belly by Vader and a second rope splash and
LaFon can get the fuck outta there at 9:08. Furnas comes in and dropkicks Vader --
and almost connects. He misses a second dropkick. Vader tags Mero, who...
PUNCHES Furnas. Mero does a Merosault for a two-count. Spinebuster by
Furnas... and the tag to the Bulldog. Mero gets his head smacked into the turnbuckle a
bunch of times. Bulldog escapes a sunset flip. Mero escapes a powerslam. More crap
from Mero. Furnas gets tagged in and Mero and him trade punches. This sucks. Roll-
up by Furnas eliminates Mero at 11:58. Vader comes in and dishes out Vader-punches
to Furnas. Big clothesline by Furnas. J.R. reminds us that the "F.U." on Goldust's face
means "Forever Unchained." Cute. His cast (he's got an injured hand) says "Freedom."
Vader goes for the tag, but Goldust won't tag him. Furnas gets suplexed by Vader.
Furnas punches Vader in the balls, but the ref isn't looking. Bulldog gets tagged in and
clotheslined. Both guys try to tag, but Goldust drops to the floor. Beautiful belly-to-belly
suplex by Furnas on Vader. Frankensteiner by Furnas for a two-count. Vader tags
Goldust in, against his will. Goldust takes a walk and gets counted out at 16:57. This
would set up the *************4/7 Goldust vs. Vader match at the Royal Rumble. Bulldog
grabs the ringbell. Vader gets Furnas with the Vaderbomb and pins him at 17:33.
Bulldog decks Vader with the bell and kicks it out of the way before the refs see it. He
rolls on top and gets the pin at 17:45. If I was a Snowflake type of guy, I'd give it:
**. J.R. calls that "a wild match-up." I call it "boring crap."
Order your very own Stone Cold "Jackass" t-shirt.
J.R. calls (imagine being on the receiving end of that call) the winner of the "Super Supper Sweepstakes Winner." Jacqueline Cook of Columbia, SC gets to dine with any WWF Superstar of her choice. Her pick was Cold Stone. Mine would've been Flash Funk.
We go from something very nice to something very deadly...
Kane. Terrible highlight package ensues. Utilize fast-forward button or suffer the consequences.
Mankind, Kane's opponent, is giving a promo from a darkened storage room or something. It's actually a rather inspired promo for what would turn into an uninspired match.
Mankind vs. Kane
We're told this match may go "beyond bizarre." Can't wait. Kane's lame and he's with
the man that would turn out to be his "father," Paul Bearer. Mankind attacks Kane in the
entry-way and gets tossed -- by the throat -- into the ringsteps. And tossed in again. By
the way, the entire match is fought with red lights. And yes, it's as annoying to watch as
you can imagine. The opening bell rings to make it official. This is basically a shit-
kicking. Mankind tries some punches and kicks because, lets face it, Foley's never
been one to actually do much in terms of offense. Mankind clothesline sends both guys
to the floor. Kane whacks Mick with the ringsteps. Punches by Kane. I'm going on
"transcribing" boycott until one of these bastards does a wrestling move. OK, Boss Man
Slam by Kane. Greco Roman Kick sends Foley to the floor, where he gets whipped into
the steps. Mankind stun-guns Kane into the steps and whacks him with a chair. Kane
no-sells. In the ring, wedgie piledriver by Mankind. Mankind reaches outside and gives
P. Bearer the Mandible Claw. Kane's still laying motionless from that wedgie piledriver.
No-selling... then over-selling. Find an in-between, buddy. Oh... Kane does the
Undertaker's Dead Man sit-up, grabs Mankind by the throat and throws him through the
Spanish Announce Table. Kane drags Mankind around and to the aisle -- for some
reason. But Mankind DDTs him on the floor. Mankind goes up and hits the running
elbow off the apron. He then goes up to the second rope, but Kane hops up to the
apron and tosses him to the floor in a pretty sick bump. Mankind heads back in and
Kane Tombstones him for the win at 9:29. Sucky. If I was a Snowflake type of guy,
I'd give it: **. Definitely an inflated grade given the quality of the match, but
Foley worked his ass off and the two big bumps (the table bump and the slam off the
second rope to the floor) were both impressive.
Want WWF dog tags? You shouldn't. But if you do -- send your cable bill to some address in New York.
Michael Cole is honoured to talk to Vince McMahon and Bob Slaughter. They talk about increased security backstage and wanting to have "this match." They never actually mention, by name, what "this match" was.
The Nation Of Domination (Faarooq, Kama Mustafa, D'Lo Brown & Rocky
Maivia) vs. Ken Shamrock, Ahmed Johnson & The Legion Of Doom
The NOD enter the ring and we get a really bad promo from the faces. You know, it
was one year before -- at this very event -- that Rocky Maivia made his WWF debut.
The Faarooq-Ahmed feud, at this point, had been going on for about a year-and-a-half.
In that time, NO good matches occurred. Hopefully this will change that. D'Lo
and Hawk start out. D'Lo tries a bunch of stuff, but Hawk was beyond awful by this
point. Piledriver by D'Lo, which Hawk no-sells. HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Hawk
always no-sells the piledriver! He gets dropped straight on his head with his
entire body crashing down on it -- a move that has legitimately paralyzed people before -
- and it doesn't hurt him a bit. He's amazing! He follows the no-sell with a Rude
Awakening on D'Lo, who tags Rocky. A Rock Bottom (before it was called that) by
Rocky and Hawk is (thankfully) gone at 2:16. Ahmed comes in and beats up Rocky
pretty bad. Imagine that happening now! HA! The Godfather Mustafa gets tagged in.
He tries the punches and clotheslines and has some success. He quits while he's
ahead and tags Faarooq. He's never faced Ahmed before. Right. This match is pretty
much all punch-and-kick and, therefore, shitty. Faarooq punches Ahmed in... the ear?
Big Ron tries a Dominator, but Ahmed flips out, catches his dreaded foe in a Pearl River
Plunge and pins him at 4:40. D'Lo comes in because he's good and froggy splashes
Ahmed. In what could be deemed a "rookie mistake," he doesn't go for the pin. Ahmed
no-sells punches, jogs around and does a move that, frankly, I'm fucking astounded he'd
even try: kind of a combination of a screwdriver and a Michinoku Driver. Doesn't even
get the pin. D'Lo tags Rocky. Faarooq, who's still at ringside, trips Ahmed when he
comes off the ropes and holds him down while Rocky pins him at 6:19. Referee Jack
Doan, on the outside holding Faarooq, allows the pin to count -- 'cuz he's a
fucking moron. We're down to Rocky, D'Lo & Kama vs. Shamrock & Animal.
Awesome. Rocky gets kicked a lot and clotheslined by Animal, who then tags
Shamrock. Nice clotheslines and dropkicks by Shamrock. Rocky tags in Kama, who
was still kind of a "supreme fighting machine." He runs into a turnbuckle. Animal
gets tagged in, which brings about the dream match-up of Animal vs. Kama. Kama
scores with some forearms to the back, but gets thrown on his face. They run around a
bit and clothesline each other. Back suplex by Animal gets a two-count. Kama gets all
kicky and punchy in there. Shoulderblock by Animal. He sucks. Kama gets shoved into
Rocky and rolled up by Animal at 10:53. D'Lo comes in and gets clotheslined.
Shamrock gets tagged in and punches the crap out of D'Lo. Clothesline by Shamrock.
D'Lo spreads Shamrock's legs and Rocky punches him in the balls when the ref's not
looking. D'Lo does that cool legdrop -- then the not-so-cool chinlock. Shammy elbows
his way out but gets a knee in the gut. D'Lo chokes him. Then gives him a rib-breaker
and misses a nice-looking second rope moonsault. D'Lo makes the tag to Rocky and
Shamrock tags Animal. Animal whoops the NOD guys when Billy and Road Dog show
up -- Billy with Animal facepaint on and Road Dog wearing his scary spiked
shoulderpads. Animal gets dumped to the floor and can't resist going after the mouthy
heels. Road Dog throws powder in his eyes. And Animal gets counted out at some
point around 15:06. We're down to Rocky & D'Lo vs. Shamrock. That's a main event in
any arena! My guess is that D'Lo's a dead man in a minute or so. He gets some
offense in. Namely, a clothesline. Rocky ain't tagging in... yet. There we go.
Shamrock clotheslines both NODers and gives D'Lo a belly-to-belly and an ankle-lock,
which he taps to at 17:11 (despite not being the legal man). Meanwhile, Rocky's a heel
and grabs a chair. The refs are tending to D'Lo and Rocky whacks Shammy with the
chair and pins him at -- NO! Two-count? Rocky stomps Shammy down in the
corner. Rocky does that flippy-aroundy DDT for a two-count. And he's pissed.
People's Elbow? Kind of. People at this point don't like it. It gets a two-count.
Shamrock does some punches. A second flippy-aroundy DDT gets caught by
Shamrock, who reverses into a northern lights suplex. Frankensteiner by Shamrock.
Shamrock takes Rocky down with an armbar, then moves down and applies the ankle-
lock, which makes Rocky tap at 20:33. Hear J.R. fellate Shamrock after the match.
Pitiful. If I was a Snowflake type of guy, I'd give it: **1/2. Easily the best
of the elimination matches, but the last three minutes was the only portion of the match
that had any energy and/or good wrestling. The rest of it was radically average.
Michael Cole talks to people in the nosebleed seats. Suckers.
A little ad for the D-Generation X pay-per-view the month following. I'm told it sucked shit. Not that I'd be enough of a donkey to buy and/or watch a PPV headlined by Michaels vs. Shamrock and Helmsley vs. Bob Slaughter.
We get a highlight package that tells us how fucking great Stone Cold Steve Austin is and why Owen Hart doesn't have a fucking hope in Hell of retaining his Intercontinental title. This, of course, was brought about by the piledriver at Summer Slam that almost paralyzed Austin.
WWF Intercontinental Title
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Owen Hart (champion)
You think Owen stands a chance here? If so, you're a bigger 'tard than I am. Owen
gets escorted to the ring by Team Canada from that earlier match. Owen stalls on the
floor forever, which annoys me quite a bit. Anvil sneaks up behind Austin, but
gets Stunnered. Team Canada leaves. Owen takes over... for about two seconds.
Owen tries for a piledriver, but gets backdropped. Owen goes to the floor and wraps
Austin's knee around the ringpost. Austin manages to poke Owen in the nose with his
foot, which makes Owen try to run away. Austin tracks him down and brings him back
to the ringside area. Owen kicks Austin in the balls and slams his face on the remains
of the Spanish Announce Table. Owen chokes Austin with a cable and has some pretty
good antics. He demands the ref disqualify him and rings the ringbell himself. J.R. goes
insanely self-righteous. A bunch of kicks in the corner by Owen, but Austin pokes him in
the eye and does the mudhole stomp in the corner. Stunner? What the fuck? It's over
at 4:02 and Austin's the new IC champ. Furnas and LaFon try run-ins, but each get
Stunnered. Awesome, awesome match. If I was a Snowflake type of guy, I'd give
it: DUD. This would've been better if it was Owen got no offense in at all.
At least that way you could file it under the "squash" category. As it stands, this was just
a bad short match. Austin was incredibly out of shape and obviously not ready to return
from his injury. Owen couldn't have done anything to make this watchable.
We get some commercials featuring WWF Superstars validating their choice of profession. Oh... it's WWF Attitude. I forgot... Attitude.
We get a highlight package to hype the big main event. Pretty much the same one at the beginning of the show. Then...
Goldberg-esque "walking from his dressing room to the ring" stuff shows Michaels, with Helmsley, Chyna, and Rick Rude (1997 DX) coming to the ring. He leaves the DX guys backstage. Once in the ring, he wipes his crotch and picks his nose with the Canadian flag, then humps it. J.R. apologizes to their friends and fans in Canada. Thanks, J.R. But it's OK. We forgive him.
Bret comes on down with Bulldog, Anvil, and some little kid. He leaves them backstage, though. Huge pops for Bretman Hit Hart.
WWF Title Match
Shawn Michaels vs. Bret "The Hitman" Hart (champion)
Shawn's European title is not on the line. It's funny when he bats away a sign
that says "Brian Pillman 1962-1997," though. Before the match, they rip right into each
other all brawly style. Shawn gets clotheslined to the floor and tossed into the ringpost.
They brawl on the floor and Shawn does lots of that goofy selling where he hops on one
foot and twists as he falls. They brawl over the guardrail and into the crowd. Shawn
gets thrown back over the rail. Vince, Slaughter, road agents, and referees are at
ringside. J.R. talks about "rumours about Bret Hart's future." Michaels chokes Bret Hart
with something. Back over the guardrail. Shawn tries piledriving Bret, but gets
backdropped over the rail to the pretty black mat. They start down the aisle and Shawn
gets backdropped after another failed piledriver. Shawn gets suplexed on the
floor. Michaels punches Pat Patterson for no reason, although there would probably be
a lot of good reasons unrelated to this match. Hart gets tossed into a ref. Shawn gets
tossed over something to the floor and Bret nails him with a fire extinguisher. They fight
at the entryway tunnel and Bret punches Referee Jack Doan in the head. They finally
start to fight their way back to the ring. Finally... we're back in. The match
officially starts (about eight minutes after they started fighting). Bret chokes Shawn with
a Quebec flag. Inverted atomic drop by Bret Hart, the Hitman. Flying forearm by
Michaels. Michaels kicks Bret around and chokes him with the Quebec flag. Michaels
yaps at a rowdy group of fans. Shawn throws Bret to the floor and yaps some more.
Some slow-paced fighting on the floor, where Shawn takes control. Shawn gives Bret a
"face-first suplex," according to J.R., on the ringsteps. Shawn's kicking butt now.
Shawn rolls Bret back in and comes off the top with an axehandle. Front-facelock by
Michaels. Bret stands up out of it and throws Michaels on his face. Bret starts after
Michaels' knee with some elbows. Bret keeps going after the knee, but Shawn avoids
too much damage. Shawn goes up top and comes off with a cross-body, but Bret rolls
through for a two-count. Bret trips Shawn and goes to the floor to wrap his knee around
the post and put on the ringpost figure-four. Bret comes back in and focuses on the leg
with his usual wear-down moves. Figure-four by Bret Hart. Michaels rolls over,
reversing the hold. Bret grabs the ropes. Shawn gets whipped in and does his flip
thing. Russian legsweep by Bret Hart, the Hitman. Headbutt to the... lower abdomen.
Suplex by Bret gets a two-count. Backbreaker now. Bret goes up top for his elbow or
something and Shawn pulls Referee Hebner in front of him to cause the Hebner Ref
Bump (a ref bump like no other). Eye rake by Michaels. Sharpshooter... and here it is...
the Montreal Screwjob. Ring the bell, dammit. Ring the fucking bell. Bret tries to
escape the hold, but it's over at 12:18. Shawn's the new champ. After the match, Bret
spits on Vince; Shawn over-acts; Gerald Brisco hurries Michaels and Helmsley out back
(amazing that Helmsley had the presence of mind to come to the ring for no apparent
reason) -- and, best of all, the camera catches everything from every possible angle.
If I was a Snowflake type of guy, I'd give it: ***. Good enough match, but
being cut off about halfway through kind of ruins it. As does the ending. Still, something
to see.
Since J.R. and Jerry King Lawler are in on this too, they play dumb about the whole thing -- in their "in character" voices. J.R. says "good night." I say "fuck off."
In conclusion...
Sucky, sucky show. The matches were mediocre at best and Truth Commission vs.
DOA at worst. Just dreadful. Poop. Historically significant due to the Screwjob, but
such a bad show. Bad. Terrible.